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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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Ignite Your Writing Passion: Overcoming Writer's Block and Reigniting Your Inspiration!

Ignite Your Writing Passion: Overcoming Writer's Block and Reigniting Your Inspiration!

Ladies and gentlemen, fellow writers and wordsmiths, gather around as we delve into the enchanting realm of pyromancer wizards, where sparks of creativity dance and writing block crumbles like ancient scrolls in the fire's embrace.

Today, we gather to ignite the flames of your writing passion, to unleash the power of your imagination, and to reignite the spark that fuels your storytelling brilliance.

Prepare yourselves for an extraordinary journey through the realms of Sword and Sorcery, where courage meets magic, and where writer's block is banished with a flick of the pen!

1: Embrace the Flames of Imagination

Imagine a world where pyromancer wizards command the very essence of fire, wielding it with grace and power. In this fantastical realm, the flickering flames dance to the symphony of creation, casting a mesmerizing glow upon the path of the inspired writer. It is within this blazing tapestry of magic and mastery that your writing shall transcend boundaries and ignite the hearts of readers around the world.

Just as these wizards embrace the flames, you too must embrace the inferno of your imagination. Let the inferno within your soul engulf you in its fiery embrace, fueling your pen with the passion and intensity that sets your words ablaze. Embrace the transformative power of the pyromancer wizards, harnessing the untamed energy of your ideas to forge a path that burns bright with creativity and inspiration.

Allow the sparks to ignite within you, lighting the way through the darkness of writer's block. Allow the sparks to ignite within you, lighting the way through the darkness of writer's block and illuminating a path towards boundless creativity and literary brilliance.

Let the fire within guide your pen, as you summon characters, breathe life into worlds, and forge unforgettable tales. With each stroke, your words will dance like flames, captivating readers and leaving an indelible mark on their hearts. Embrace the heat of your passion, for within it lies the power to transcend the limits of imagination and create literary marvels that will stand the test of time.

Embrace the heat of inspiration, for within its fiery depths, you will find the keys to unlock your writing passion.

You have the power to conquer writer's block and reignite the flames of creativity.

Believe in yourself and your ability to overcome any obstacles that stand in your way. Trust in your unique voice and the stories that only you can tell. With determination, perseverance, and a heart ablaze with enthusiasm, you can set forth on a journey of literary greatness.

Let your words sizzle and spark, for the world eagerly awaits the brilliance that lies within you. You can do it!

2: Harness the Fiery Forces of Motivation

In the realm of Sword and Sorcery, heroes and heroines face daunting challenges, driven by an unyielding flame of motivation. They channel their inner fire to conquer mythical beasts, unravel ancient mysteries, and shape the destiny of worlds. Let your own inner flame guide you on your writing journey, illuminating the path to extraordinary storytelling. With each word you write, you ignite a spark that can ignite the imaginations of readers and ignite the world with your literary magic. Embrace the power within you and unleash your writing brilliance upon the world.

Harness the same fiery forces that propel these adventurers, and let them fuel your writing journey. Allow the flames of passion and determination to blaze within you, driving you forward in pursuit of your creative dreams. Embrace the exhilarating ride, for just as these heroes conquer mountains and traverse treacherous landscapes, you too can conquer the challenges of writer's block and soar to new heights of literary success.

Stoke the flames of motivation within your heart, banishing self-doubt and fueling your determination. Embrace the power of belief in yourself and your abilities, for it is the wind that fans the flames of your writing potential, propelling you towards greatness. With every word you write, you add fuel to the fire of your passion, igniting a blaze that cannot be extinguished. Let your creativity burn bright, for within the depths of your imagination lies a world waiting to be set ablaze with your unique voice and storytelling prowess.

Embrace the quest for excellence, knowing that with every word you write, you embark on a heroic endeavor to touch the hearts and minds of readers. Let your words be the embers that ignite inspiration, casting a mesmerizing glow that illuminates the path for others to follow.

Let your writing become a beacon of inspiration, lighting the way for others to follow.

Believe in the power of your words, for they have the ability to change lives and shape the world. Trust in your unique voice and unleash your creativity with unwavering confidence.

You have the strength and determination to overcome any obstacle and create masterpieces that will resonate through generations. You can do it!

3: Conjure Characters with Charismatic Charm

Pyromancer wizards possess the power to conjure characters with charismatic charm, each one unique and brimming with life. With the flick of your imagination, you too can breathe life into your characters, making them leap off the page and into the hearts of readers.

Feel the exhilaration as your story unfolds, weaving a tapestry of intrigue, magic, and adventure. Let the flames of your creativity dance and mesmerize, captivating readers with your storytelling prowess. Embrace the enchantment of the written word and let your imagination soar, for within the realm of your pen, limitless possibilities await.

Embrace this art of character creation, breathing life into your protagonists, villains, and companions. As you delve into their depths, you'll uncover their desires, fears, and dreams, forging connections that resonate with readers' hearts.

Together, you and your characters will embark on a thrilling journey, where friendships are forged, destinies are shaped, and extraordinary tales unfold in the warm embrace of your storytelling prowess.

Let your characters leap off the page, captivating readers with their quirks, flaws, and hidden depths. They will traverse treacherous landscapes, engage in epic battles, and navigate intricate webs of intrigue, leaving readers breathless and yearning for more. With each stroke of your pen, you have the power to transport readers to worlds unknown, where they will experience heart-pounding adventures and be swept away by the exhilarating whirlwind of your storytelling mastery.

Invoke their passions and aspirations, their fears and desires, painting a vivid portrait that sparks the imagination.

You have the ability to shape destinies, to evoke laughter, tears, and every emotion in between.

Believe in the magic of your words, for they have the power to transcend time and connect with souls across generations.

Embrace the journey of a writer, where creativity knows no bounds and dreams take flight on the wings of your storytelling prowess.

Allow your characters to guide you through the labyrinth of writer's block, illuminating your path with their fiery presence. Trust in the storytelling alchemy that resides within you, and together with your characters, conquer the challenges that lie ahead, emerging victorious in the realm of words.

4: Set Ablaze the World-Building Realm

In the realm of Sword and Sorcery, world-building is a fiery art form, where landscapes teem with mystical wonders and ancient civilizations rise and fall. Let your imagination burn with the intensity of a thousand suns, forging realms that dance with vibrant colors, crackle with untamed magic, and breathe with a life of their own. Ignite the skies with floating islands and majestic skyships, casting a mesmerizing glow upon your readers' minds, transporting them to realms they've never dared to dream. And as the flames of your creativity lick at the edges of the page, watch in awe as your world takes shape, casting its radiant glow across the tapestry of your story.

Set ablaze the world-building realm within your own writing, creating rich tapestries of settings that transport readers to realms unknown. Let the scents of exotic spices waft through bustling marketplaces, enticing their senses with the aroma of adventure. Feel the cool embrace of moss-covered stones beneath their fingertips as they explore forgotten ruins, their ancient secrets whispering through the ages. Taste the warmth of freshly baked bread in quaint village taverns, where tales of bravery and magic are shared over steaming mugs of spiced cider. And as readers immerse themselves in the sensory feast of your world, their hearts and minds will be ignited with a hunger for more, craving the next page-turning chapter.

Envision landscapes painted in vivid hues, where cascades of emerald-green foliage drape over ancient ruins, and sapphire-blue lakes shimmer under the golden sun. Inhale the scent of magic in the air, a tantalizing blend of starlight and arcane energies, swirling with a hint of enchantment. Let the crackling of flames become the soundtrack of your world, dancing with fiery passion and casting flickering shadows that whisper untold tales. Taste the sweetness of enchanted fruits, bursting with flavors that defy earthly limits, and savor the rich aroma of potions brewing in alchemist's laboratories, their steam swirling with secrets and possibilities. And as your readers immerse themselves in this tantalizing sensory symphony, they will be transported to a realm where every word ignites their imagination, leaving them hungry for more adventures within your fantastical universe.

With each stroke of your pen, ignite the imaginations of your readers, inviting them to lose themselves in the realms you create. Embrace the power within you, for you have the ability to wield words like a pyromancer wields fire, shaping narratives that will captivate hearts and minds for generations to come.

5: Unleash Spells of Self-Belief

Like the pyromancer wizard who commands the elements, you hold the power to unleash spells of self-belief. Let your confidence rise like a magma-filled volcano, bubbling with determination and fiery resolve. Ignite your creativity with the intense heat of passion, allowing your ideas to flow like molten lava, shaping your story with brilliance and intensity. Embrace the exhilarating dance of words as they leap and swirl like flames in a mesmerizing wizard duel, captivating your readers with every flicker and flick of your pen. Embrace the transformative power of your imagination, for within its fiery depths, you will discover the magic that can turn your writer's block into a mere flicker, quickly extinguished by the flames of your passion.

Banish the doubt that flickers within, and let confidence surge through your veins like a torrential flame. Rise above the challenges that seek to smother your creative fire, for you possess the strength to overcome and emerge victorious. Embrace the power of your words and let them dance upon the page with a resounding rhythm, captivating hearts and minds with their enchanting melody.

Believe in the magic that lies within you, for you are the author of your destiny, weaving tales of wonder and igniting the spark of inspiration in others. So, let your voice be heard, let your stories be told, and let your writing journey be a symphony of triumph, as you unleash the full force of your writing genius upon the world.

Know that your words possess the power to ignite emotions, to kindle imaginations, and to leave an indelible mark on the hearts of readers. You have a unique voice, a perspective that only you can share, and I believe in your ability to unleash it with brilliance and impact.

Embrace the journey, embrace the challenges, for in each obstacle lies an opportunity for growth and discovery.

Believe in yourself, for you are a writer capable of incredible feats, ready to soar to new heights and conquer the blank page with unwavering determination.

You have the fire within you, the passion, and the talent.

Now, go forth, unleash your writing potential, and let the world be captivated by the magic you create.

Embrace the fire of self-assurance, for it is the forge upon which your writing greatness is crafted. Believe in your ideas, your voice, and the stories that only you can tell. Trust in your instincts, for they are the compass that will guide you through the vast expanse of creativity. Embrace the process, the highs and lows, the twists and turns, for it is through the challenges that you will emerge stronger and more resilient. And remember, in the face of doubt or obstacles, let the flame of your passion burn brighter, illuminating the path to your writing destiny.

Trust in your abilities and let your passion burn brightly, for the world awaits the magic you are destined to create. Embrace the journey with open arms and a heart filled with courage, for you have the power to conquer writer's block and soar to new heights of literary achievement.

Believe in yourself, for within you lies a reservoir of untapped potential, waiting to be unleashed. With each word you write, you breathe life into worlds, touch hearts, and leave an everlasting imprint on the literary landscape.

You have the power within you to overcome any obstacle, transcend boundaries, and create masterpieces that will inspire generations to come.

Embrace your writing genius, unlock your imagination, and let your brilliance shine forth like a supernova in the vast cosmos of literature.

You can do it. The world is eagerly waiting for your literary triumph!

Conclusion

As we conclude this exhilarating odyssey through the realm of pyromancer wizards and Sword and Sorcery, remember that the power to overcome writer's block and reignite your inspiration lies within you.

Embrace the flames of imagination, harness the fiery forces of motivation, and conjure characters with charismatic charm. Set ablaze the world-building realm, and unleash spells of self-belief.

With each word you write, you ignite your writing passion, bringing forth stories that will captivate and enchant.

Now, go forth, ignite your creativity, and let your words blaze a trail through the literary landscape.

Writer's block shall crumble in the face of your fiery determination!

Thank you, fellow writers, and may your writing journey be filled with the triumphant echoes of swords clashing, the mystical incantations of wizards, and the resounding power of your words!

What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

~EK
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

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