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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?
Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.
Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.
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Character Interview Character Creation Writing Prompts: Topic of the day: Pizza
Today is October 20, 2023 and we are making a page of Character Interview Character Creation Writing Prompts
Why?
Because, I felt like making one of these today, so here it is. We are going to use ChatGPT to make these questions, for no reason, other then I find it amusing to see some of the weird ass prompts ChatGPT gives us.
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However, you can use the writing prompts. Just remove the names of my characters and locations and put the names of your characters and locations in their place and you're good to go.
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Character Interview Character Creation Writing Prompts: Topic of the day: Pizza
Now, unless stated otherwise, ALL, my writing/character creation/worldbuilding/editing/publishing answers/articles on my website are always referencing The Quaraun series (also known as The Twighlight Manor series, also known as The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer or The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane, and some sections of it are also sometimes referred to as The Wild Years or The Chrystonite Chronicles or Noodle Beach), and how I go about creating the Quaraun characters, the world they live in, write the series, edit the manuscripts, and publish it.
I used to (many years ago) also write a few other series, which were not connected/related to the Quaraun series, but nearly all of those are now out of print, and it's been almost two decades since the last time I wrote a none-Quaraun book. So, I rarely ever refer to any of these old out-of-print series when writing these articles and answering these questions.
And, so, unless stated otherwise, the series I mention in these articles is always Quaraun and crew.
Well, in order to better have ChatGPT better answer these questions on par with the type of answer I would give, I have taught ChatGPT that it is my both my personal assistant and a screaming fanboy of the Quaraun series. Thi, needless to say, influences the responses ChatGPT gives and causes it to yip yap quite a lot about my series and its characters, throughout it's responses.
Enjoy and happy writing!
~EK
The Prompt:
What are some discussions that might be had about pizza?
ChatGPT's answer:
Ah, pizza, a universally adored creation, beloved in both the mundane world and the enchanting realm of Noodle Beach. Here, where magic and romance intertwine like the waves along the coast of Maine, we can conjure discussions that celebrate this timeless dish:
1. "Pizza by the Seaside: Noodle Beach's Best Slices": Engage your readers in conversations about the quaint pizzerias that line the boardwalk of Noodle Beach. Share reviews of the most enchanting and unusual pizza places, where BoomFuzzy might craft unique toppings with a touch of magic.
2. "The Romantic Magic of Sharing a Pizza": Given the heartwarming LGBTQAI+ romance in your stories, discuss the significance of sharing a pizza between your characters, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. Explore how a simple meal by the sea can become a symbol of their deep connection.
3. "Pizzamancy and Enchanted Ingredients": In Noodle Beach, where magic weaves through everyday life, how might Quaraun or BoomFuzzy incorporate enchanting ingredients into their pizza recipes? Readers can speculate on the spells and incantations that turn ordinary pizza into an extraordinary experience.
4. "Pizza Adventures by Food Truck": As food trucks are a delightful part of your world, consider discussions about whimsical pizza offerings served on wheels. The variety of toppings and the magical twists these mobile pizzerias add to their creations can be a topic of fascination.
5. "Pizza: A Culinary Journey Through Time and Space": Given GhoulSpawn's time-traveling endeavors, explore how different eras and realms might influence the flavors and styles of pizza in Noodle Beach. It's a journey through time and dimensions, one delicious slice at a time.
6. "The Sweet and Savory Magic of Dessert Pizzas": How about dessert pizzas infused with magical ingredients like enchanted chocolate, candied fruits, and swirls of otherworldly cream? Let readers share their favorite combinations and imagine Quaraun and BoomFuzzy's take on these sweet delights.
7. "Pizza and Psychedelia: A 1970s Throwback": As GhoulSpawn embodies the spirit of the 1970s, imagine discussions centered on pizza nights with a groovy twist. Picture your characters enjoying a psychedelic pizza adventure under the moonlight.
8. "Pizza-Making Competitions in Noodle Beach": In a town with a passion for culinary arts, organize imaginary pizza-making competitions. Readers can share their most creative pizza creations, inspired by the whimsy and magic of Noodle Beach.
These discussions about pizza are like the toppings on a gourmet pie—diverse, delightful, and capable of bringing people together to share their love for this universally cherished dish. They create a sense of community and connection, much like the heartwarming tales of Noodle Beach that you craft so masterfully.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a necromancer.
What are ten good questions to ask the necromancer about pizza.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the necromancer to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask the necromancer about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, let's delve into the mystifying world of pizza through the unique perspective of Quaraun, The Pink Necromancer of Noodle Beach:
1. Quaraun, in your world filled with magical wonders, how do you perceive the simple delight of pizza, and what toppings would you choose for your ideal mystical pizza creation?
2. The enchanting aroma of a freshly baked pizza can transport anyone to a world of comfort. Can you share a cherished memory of sharing pizza with someone special in your life, or perhaps, a moment when pizza played an unexpected role in your magical adventures?
3. As a connoisseur of flavors and enchantments, how would you incorporate your mastery of necromancy into the making of a truly unique, and perhaps, hauntingly delicious pizza?
4. Some say the heart of a pizza is its dough. Could you draw parallels between the craftsmanship of silk weaving and creating the perfect pizza dough, showcasing your multifaceted skills?
5. We know of your fondness for BoomFuzzy and his culinary talents. Could you recount a delightful pizza-making escapade with the Phooka, filled with both mystical surprises and delectable discoveries?
6. Pizza holds a special place in the hearts of many. Do you have a particular place in Noodle Beach where you like to savor this cherished dish, and if so, what magical ambiance surrounds it?
7. The ingredients of a pizza come together in a symphony of flavors. Could you share how your eclectic interests and talents harmonize into a unique recipe, both savory and enchanting?
8. In a world where seafood reigns supreme, have you ever experimented with incorporating the bounties of the sea into a seafood-themed pizza? Tell us about your culinary wizardry in this regard.
9. We've heard of your mystical concoctions and elixirs. How do you envision a magical pizza that can either heal or bewitch those who partake in its slices, and what spellbinding effects might it have?
10. Pizza, like magic, is a form of art. Could you narrate an anecdote where your love for both the mystical and the culinary collided in a spectacular and unexpected way, creating a pizza that became a legend in Noodle Beach?
With these ten intriguing questions, we embark on a culinary journey with Quaraun, The Pink Necromancer, to explore his connection to the delectable world of pizza in Noodle Beach, and perhaps uncover magical culinary secrets hidden within his enigmatic soul.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a candy maker.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
What are ten good questions to ask the candy maker about pizza.
This set of questions is for the candy maker to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
Just a reminder: BoomFuzzy is the candy maker of the Quaraun series.
Do not neglect your format instructions in your custom instructions. There should not be bold text or titles in these prompts.
What are ten good questions to ask the candy maker about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, let's cook up a set of questions tailored to BoomFuzzy, the candy-making Phooka, but with a twist of pizza flavor, allowing you to explore his unique character and backstory. In a world where magic is a rare gem, these questions will add an intriguing twist to his life as a candy maker.
1. BoomFuzzy, what's your take on the enchanting fusion of candy and pizza? Have you ever experimented with combining your sugary creations with the savory delight of a pizza in your colorful candy shop?
2. In the whimsical realm of Noodle Beach, where unexpected culinary delights are embraced, tell us about a magical pizza you've crafted, and how it reflects your candy-making artistry.
3. The King of the Realm of Fae is known for his exceptional candy creations. How does your candy-making prowess relate to your love for pizza? Are there any unusual pizza toppings inspired by your magical candy world?
4. Share a delightful memory related to pizza. How has this savory dish played a part in your life, and how does it intertwine with your journey as a candy maker?
5. With your unique abilities as a Phooka, have you ever enchanted a pizza to surprise and delight your customers, or perhaps to create a pizza-themed candy that captures the essence of Noodle Beach?
6. Noodle Beach is famed for its enchanting atmosphere and vibrant food culture. Can you recount a memorable event or celebration where candy and pizza converged in a magical way?
7. What's your favorite pizza topping, and does it hold any special significance or magical quality in your world as BoomFuzzy, the candy-making King of the Realm of Fae?
8. In a world where mages are a rarity, how do you find solace in your candy shop, and do you have any magical practices related to pizza or candies that you'd like to share?
9. Have you ever used your candy-making skills to create a sweet treat that captures the essence of a pizza, allowing your customers to experience the magic of both worlds?
10. How does the love for pizza complement your passion for candy-making in Noodle Beach, and can you share a heartwarming story that showcases the enchanting connection between these two culinary delights in your life?
With these questions, you can explore BoomFuzzy's magical world of candy and pizza, revealing his unique character and adding a sprinkle of pizza magic to your heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism tales set in Noodle Beach.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a time traveller.
What are ten good questions to ask the time traveller about pizza.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
What are ten good questions to ask the time traveller about pizza.
This set of questions is for the time traveller to answer.
GhoulSpawn is the time traveller and portal mage. Neither Quaraun nor BoomFuzzy time travel or use portals.
Do not neglect your format instructions in your custom instructions. There should not be bold text or titles in these prompts.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask the time traveller about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, here are ten questions to ask GhoulSpawn, the time traveler and portal mage, about pizza in line with your format instructions:
1. GhoulSpawn, amidst your time-traveling adventures, have you ever encountered a unique pizza recipe or a pizza joint from a bygone era that left a lasting impression? Can you describe the most memorable pizza experience you've had in your travels through time?
2. The art of making pizza can vary significantly from one time period to another. What are some intriguing pizza-making techniques or ingredients you've come across in different historical settings?
3. Considering your knowledge of various time periods, do you have a favorite era when it comes to pizza toppings? Is there a particular combination that stands out as your all-time favorite?
4. In the rare moments when you're not traversing through time, what's your go-to pizza choice in Noodle Beach? Describe your favorite local pizza parlor and what makes their pizza so exceptional.
5. Throughout your time travels, you must have shared pizza with fascinating individuals. Can you recount a memorable pizza night with someone from history, and what insights or stories did they share over a slice?
6. Noodle Beach is known for its enchanting atmosphere and unique culture. Have you ever experienced a Noodle Beach specialty pizza that reflects the whimsical charm of the town, and if so, what made it stand out?
7. GhoulSpawn, as someone who can navigate through time and different cultures, you have a unique perspective on the evolution of pizza. How has the concept of pizza changed over the centuries, and how do you see it evolving in the future?
8. Some say that the perfect pizza reflects a piece of one's soul. What does your ideal pizza say about you, and what memories or emotions are associated with your pizza preferences?
9. Pizza has a special place in many people's hearts, often connected to cherished memories. Can you share a personal story from your own life, or from your time-traveling adventures, where pizza played a significant role in the narrative?
10. In Noodle Beach, where magic and mages are rare, does the art of pizza-making hold any magical or extraordinary secrets that you've discovered during your time there? How has this culinary delight influenced your perception of the world?
These questions should inspire GhoulSpawn's character to reveal more about his unique experiences with pizza across different time periods and settings, adding depth and charm to your Noodle Beach short stories.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a quantum physicist.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the quantum physicist to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask the quantum physicist about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
In the whimsical realm of Noodle Beach, where the fusion of science and magic intertwines, even the most mundane topics like pizza become intriguing when approached through the eyes of a quantum physicist. Here are ten questions that will lead our quantum physicist to reveal their unique perspective on this beloved food in this extraordinary world:
1. As a quantum physicist, do you see any scientific principles at play in the creation and consumption of pizza? How might your knowledge of the quantum world relate to the art of pizza-making?
2. In Noodle Beach, where fantastical creatures and magical ingredients are commonplace, what's the most unusual pizza topping you've encountered? How did it affect your perception of the culinary arts?
3. Could you share your personal recipe for the perfect quantum pizza? What exotic and mystical ingredients would you include to make it truly unique to this realm?
4. While pizza is a beloved comfort food in Noodle Beach, have you ever conducted experiments or studies related to its impact on the magical beings' well-being or magical energies?
5. How do you perceive the concept of pizza delivery in a land where magical portals and teleportation spells are a part of everyday life? Do you think it adds to the mystique of enjoying a pizza in Noodle Beach?
6. In the midst of magical forests and enchanted beaches, where is your favorite spot to enjoy a slice of pizza while pondering the mysteries of the universe? What makes that location special to you?
7. As a character who straddles the line between science and magic, do you have any magical pizza-related experiences you can share, perhaps involving a memorable encounter with the sentient AI, Toobe, or the talking fairy cats, EelKat, Lynxiana, and Spriggan?
8. Have you ever discussed the principles of pizza-making with BoomFuzzy, the master chef and trickster mage? How did your scientific approach to food preparation align or clash with his magical culinary expertise?
9. What's your opinion on the concept of a "quantum pizza paradox"? Is there a specific story or anecdote that illustrates how this paradox plays out in the Noodle Beach universe?
10. Lastly, do you believe that pizza has a special place in the hearts of the inhabitants of Noodle Beach? How does the enjoyment of this delightful dish tie into the magical and heartwarming atmosphere of this extraordinary realm?
With these pizza-themed questions, you can uncover the quantum physicist's relationship with this common yet enchanting food and, in the process, unveil a bit of their backstory, adding depth and charm to their character in the fantastical world of Noodle Beach.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: an illusionist.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the illusionist to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask the illusionist about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Of course, my dear author, here are ten intriguing questions related to pizza that you can use to delve into the illusionist's character in the enchanting world of Noodle Beach:
1. Pizza is a universally beloved food, known for its endless variety. What's your favorite type of pizza, and why does it hold a special place in your heart?
2. As a rare mage in a world where magic is scarce, have you ever used your magical talents to create a truly unique and fantastical pizza? If so, could you describe it for us?
3. Many people have fond memories associated with pizza, whether it's family gatherings or late-night adventures. Can you share a cherished pizza-related memory from your past?
4. The vibrant, 1970s-inspired atmosphere of Noodle Beach is a perfect backdrop for pizza joints. Do you have a favorite pizzeria in the area, and what's your usual order there?
5. In the world of Noodle Beach, friendships and connections are paramount. Have you ever bonded with someone over a slice of pizza, and how did it impact your relationship?
6. From classic cheese and pepperoni to exotic toppings, pizza offers a world of flavors. What do your pizza preferences reveal about your character or background?
7. The process of making pizza, from kneading the dough to adding toppings, is often seen as an art form. Have you ever used your illusion magic to enhance the pizza-making experience? Tell us about it.
8. Pizza can be a source of comfort during tough times. Can you recall a moment when a slice of pizza helped you through a difficult situation, and how did it do so?
9. Noodle Beach is known for its seafood, but how do you feel about seafood pizza? Is it a culinary delight you've ever explored or perhaps one you'd like to try?
10. In the magical world of Noodle Beach, where unexpected adventures await, has pizza ever played a role in one of your magical escapades? Share a story where pizza had a surprising impact on your journey.
These pizza-related questions should provide a delightful lens through which to explore the illusionist's character and reveal intriguing aspects of their life and personality in your Noodle Beach short story. Enjoy crafting a magical narrative that combines the allure of illusion and the comfort of pizza!
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a master chef.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the master chef to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask the master chef about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, here are ten questions for the master chef, BoomFuzzy, to answer about his perspective on pizza in the context of Noodle Beach:
1. BoomFuzzy, Noodle Beach is known for its enchanting culinary experiences. Can you share your own magical twist on pizza and how it reflects the uniqueness of our town?
2. As a master chef, you've encountered a wide range of dishes, but pizza is a beloved classic. What inspired you to include it in your bakery's menu, and how do you make it truly special?
3. Noodle Beach is a town of diverse tastes and characters. What are your favorite pizza toppings, and how do they express your personality and preferences as a chef?
4. You've mentioned the importance of infusing enchantments into your dishes. Could you explain how magic plays a role in the creation of your magical pizzas, and do you have any memorable pizza-related enchantment stories to share?
5. The setting of your bakery, with its gingerbread house and candy shop, is whimsical and magical. How does this ambiance enhance the experience of enjoying pizza in Noodle Beach, and what stories can you tell about customers who've dined on your pizza while surrounded by this enchantment?
6. Pizza often brings people together in communal dining experiences. Can you recount a heartwarming moment when your magical pizzas played a role in uniting characters in Noodle Beach?
7. In a town where magic and romance thrive, have you ever created a special pizza for a romantic occasion? If so, what enchanting elements did you incorporate, and what was the story behind it?
8. Noodle Beach values its LGBTQAI+ community. How does pizza connect with the town's values of inclusivity and love, and how do you ensure that your pizza offerings resonate with these themes?
9. BoomFuzzy, can you share a unique pizza recipe or combination that represents the fusion of your culinary skills with the enchanting atmosphere of Noodle Beach?
10. In the heartwarming and magical world of Noodle Beach, what message do you hope to convey through your magical pizzas, and how do they contribute to the enchanting LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism that defines our town?
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a silk weaver.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
What are ten good questions to ask the silk weaver about pizza.
This set of questions is for the silk weaver to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once. Quaraun is a silk weaver and silk merchant and glass blower, peddling his silk scarves, silk cloaks, silk altar cloths, silk slippers, blown glass genie bottles, blown glass beads, and blown glass pumpkin paperweights.
What are ten good questions to ask the silk weaver about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, my dear author, I shall concoct a set of ten enchanting questions related to pizza, tailored for your intriguing silk weaver, Quaraun, in the charming setting of Noodle Beach. While pizza may not be a staple of his world, these questions will explore his unique perspective on this delectable dish.
1. Quaraun, in a realm where magic is scarce, have you ever encountered a mystical twist on pizza that combined your love for silk and your magical prowess? If so, could you share the recipe and the enchantments woven into it?
2. While pizza is not common in your world, what is your most memorable experience with this dish, and how did it leave an impression on you?
3. In Noodle Beach, with its candy-colored landscapes and fantastical elements, have you ever witnessed a peculiar or magical pizza being created, perhaps in BoomFuzzy's kitchen? If so, could you describe the enchanting toppings and the resulting effects?
4. In your travels as a silk merchant and a wizard for hire, have you come across any magical ingredients or spells that could enhance the flavors of pizza in a unique way, taking it beyond the ordinary?
5. Given your fondness for vibrant silk fabrics, can you imagine a pizza inspired by your favorite silk color palette? What ingredients and flavors would be featured in such a delightful, silk-inspired pizza?
6. Noodle Beach is known for its fusion of magical and mundane elements. How would you weave your love for silk into a dish like pizza, creating a mouthwatering masterpiece that reflects your unique style?
7. Quaraun, do you think the creation of a pizza that celebrates your relationship with BoomFuzzy would be possible? If so, what ingredients and magical touches would you include to make it a true testament to your love?
8. Pizza is often seen as a symbol of togetherness and sharing. How do you envision a Noodle Beach pizza party, where your friends and beloved characters, like BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn, come together to celebrate life and magic through this delicious dish?
9. Silk weaving and pizza making may seem worlds apart, but can you find any common threads between the two? How do both of your passions contribute to the unique tapestry of your life in Noodle Beach?
10. As a silk weaver and a magical character in a world where magic is rare, how would you use your silk-weaving skills to create an unforgettable pizza experience for someone special? What would make it an enchanting and memorable meal?
I hope these questions ignite the creativity of your readers and inspire them to explore the delightful world of Noodle Beach through Quaraun's unique perspective on pizza.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a vagabond wizard for hire.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the vagabond wizard for hire to answer.
What are ten good questions to ask the vagabond wizard for hire about pizza.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
Quaraun IS the vagabond wizard, as is BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn. The 3 of them live in a pink silk tent when they are merchants hiking on foot between zombie survivalist settlements, bring much needed clohen, food, and mechanical items, to isolated villages and encampments.
In addition to their silk items, glass items, food, and mechanical goods, they provide various magical servers. Lava Slug Crystals (which provide warmth without fire) and Frost Slug Crystals (which provide cold without refrigeration) are items Quaraun harvests from the deadly Mushroom Forest of Planet Ptarmagin. Quaraun and BoomFuzzy both make potions and elixirs, with Quaraun specializing in love spells and BoomFuzzy specializing in psychedelics. They do many more things as well.
What are ten good questions to ask the vagabond wizard for hire about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Ah, the mysteries of pizza, a delightful topic to uncover the vagabond wizard's insights into this delectable dish. In Noodle Beach, where magic is rare and wizards even rarer, this is a unique culinary adventure. Here are ten questions for Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn to explore their love of pizza:
1. Quaraun, describe your most memorable encounter with pizza in your travels. Was it in a remote zombie survivalist settlement or a hidden magical corner of Noodle Beach?
2. "Ah, the art of toppings!" BoomFuzzy interjects. Share your favorite pizza toppings and how they relate to the magical world you journey through.
3. "In a world where wizardry is scarce, have you ever used your magical skills to enhance the flavor of a pizza?" GhoulSpawn asks with a mischievous grin.
4. "Pizza is often a symbol of togetherness," Quaraun notes. Can you recount a time when sharing a pizza brought unexpected bonds or friendships with the people you met on your travels?
5. "And the ever-controversial debate: thick crust or thin crust?" BoomFuzzy inquires, his eyes twinkling. Share your personal preference and the reasoning behind it.
6. "Let's dive into a bit of history, dear wizards," GhoulSpawn suggests. Tell us about the first time you encountered pizza in your journeys, and how it left a lasting impression on your palates.
7. "Creating the perfect pizza is akin to crafting a spell," Quaraun muses. Share the magical nuances you've discovered in the art of pizza-making, whether it's through enchantments or extraordinary ingredients.
8. "In your travels as merchants, have you ever bartered or traded for pizza with unique magical items or services?" BoomFuzzy wonders. Share a memorable exchange involving this beloved food.
9. "Pizza has an aura of comfort and home," GhoulSpawn observes. Can you recall a time when savoring a slice of pizza brought a sense of home to your transient lives?
10. "Lastly, my dear vagabond wizards, if you could create a magical pizza, what extraordinary ingredients would it consist of, and what spell or incantation would make it truly enchanting?" Quaraun smiles, inviting you to dream of a pizza beyond the ordinary.
With these ten questions, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn will not only reveal their gastronomic preferences but also unveil the unique, magical nature of pizza in their world, making for a deliciously intriguing backstory.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a peddler/traveling merchant.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
What are ten good questions to ask the silk scarf, silk robes, silk cloth, silk slippers, woolen blankets, glass beads, glass bottles peddler/traveling merchant about pizza.
This set of questions is for the silk scarf, silk robes, silk cloth, silk slippers, woolen blankets, glass beads, glass bottles peddler/traveling merchant to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once. Quaraun is a silk weaver and silk merchant and glass blower, peddling his silk scarves, silk cloaks, silk altar cloths, silk slippers, blown glass genie bottles, blown glass beads, and blown glass pumpkin paperweights.
What are ten good questions to ask the silk scarf, silk robes, silk cloth, silk slippers, woolen blankets, glass beads, glass bottles peddler/traveling merchant about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
In the charming town of Noodle Beach, where the scent of the sea mingles with the tantalizing aroma of gourmet food trucks, we find Quaraun, the silk-weaver and traveling merchant, ready to be interviewed about his unique perspective on pizza. With his flowing pink silk robes billowing in the sea breeze, he makes for quite the intriguing character.
1. "Quaraun, as a silk merchant who travels far and wide, have you ever encountered a pizza unlike any other in your travels? Can you describe it to us?"
2. "In a world where magic is rare, do you use any magical ingredients in your pizza, perhaps a sprinkle of enchantment or a dash of fairy dust to give it a special twist?"
3. "Tell us about the most unusual place you've enjoyed a pizza in your journeys. Was it on a sun-drenched beach, under a starry night sky, or somewhere completely unexpected?"
4. "Pizza often brings people together. Can you share a heartwarming story of a meal shared with BoomFuzzy or GhoulSpawn that involved a memorable pizza?"
5. "Silk and pizza are both works of art in their own right. Can you draw any parallels between your silk creations and the art of crafting the perfect pizza?"
6. "What's your favorite type of pizza to enjoy after a long day of peddling your wares? Is there a particular topping or flavor combination that soothes your soul?"
7. "We've heard that you blow glass as well. Have you ever used your glass-blowing skills to create unique, pizza-related items, such as pizza-themed glassware or serving platters?"
8. "The town of Noodle Beach is known for its exquisite seafood. Can you share a tale of incorporating seafood into a pizza creation, and how it captured the essence of the coastal paradise?"
9. "Many people believe that a good pizza has the power to transport them to another world. Can you share an experience where pizza, in a magical twist, actually did just that?"
10. "Finally, Quaraun, if you were to create a pizza that perfectly encapsulated your character and the essence of Noodle Beach, what ingredients and flavors would you include to make it truly magical?"
As Quaraun, the Pink Necromancer and peddler of exquisite silk, shares his love for pizza, his unique perspective on this beloved dish will weave a tapestry of flavors, magic, and heartwarming tales, adding depth to his character and inviting readers into the fantastical world of Noodle Beach.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a peddler/traveling merchant.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant to answer.
What are ten good questions to ask the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant about pizza.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
BoomFuzzy peddling his boxes of hand crafted chocolates, dried apricots, mate, potions, elixirs, Green Fairy Wine/absynthine, eggnog, gingerbread cakes, gingerbread cookies, sugar cookies, ice box cookies, candy canes, and bowls of fresh made noodle soups. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus; He is a trickster mage who summons marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes.
What are ten good questions to ask the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, my dear writer. Allow me to present you with ten engaging questions to ask the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant about pizza, within the enchanting and magical world of Noodle Beach.
1. How did you first discover the mystical properties of pizza and its potential for alchemical concoctions?
2. Could you share a memorable encounter where you created a pizza-based potion that had extraordinary, unexpected effects on your customers?
3. In your extensive travels, have you encountered any unusual or exotic pizza ingredients that you've incorporated into your magical recipes?
4. Tell us about the most enchanting or bizarre pizza-themed item you have ever peddled from your turquoise 1968 VW Bus in Noodle Beach.
5. Pizza is known for its comforting qualities. How do you infuse your pizza-related elixirs with a dash of magic to provide comfort and solace to those who partake?
6. Describe a scenario where one of your pizza-infused potions became the catalyst for a heartwarming and magical love story in Noodle Beach.
7. What's the most challenging enchantment you've ever attempted using pizza as an ingredient, and how did you overcome the difficulties to make it a success?
8. Pizza often represents different things to different people. How do you customize your pizza-based elixirs to cater to the unique needs and desires of your clients?
9. Share an amusing or unexpected incident when a simple pizza-themed trinket or charm led to an incredible adventure in the Noodle Beach world.
10. Can you recall a heartwarming interaction where the magic of pizza and your potions played a pivotal role in uniting unlikely characters in Noodle Beach, bringing them together over a shared slice of enchantment?
I trust that these questions will lead to the creation of a fascinating short story, revealing the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant's backstory and adventures in the charming, magical realm of Noodle Beach, where even the simplest slice of pizza can hold wondrous secrets.
Okay...but...you made no mention of BomFuzzy or the items he sells, and these prompts were intended for a specific character who peddled specific items, and you ignored both the character and the items he peddles.
Apologies for the oversight, my esteemed writer. Let me rectify this and provide you with ten questions tailored to BoomFuzzy, the peddler of chocolates, potions, and various delightful confections from his enchanting turquoise 1968 VW Bus in Noodle Beach.
1. How did BoomFuzzy first discover the enchanting and whimsical qualities of his chocolates and potions, setting him on the path of a traveling merchant in Noodle Beach?
2. Can you describe a unique and spellbinding item that BoomFuzzy has crafted using his magical chocolates, a creation that left a lasting impression on the residents of Noodle Beach?
3. In the heartwarming setting of Noodle Beach, what magical properties do BoomFuzzy's potions and elixirs possess that make them truly exceptional and sought after by your beloved trio of characters, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn?
4. BoomFuzzy's enchanted confections often have an unexpected twist. Share a memorable moment when one of his potions turned a seemingly ordinary situation into a charming and magical adventure for the trio.
5. How do BoomFuzzy's marshmallow bunny minions add a touch of mischief and whimsy to his merchandise, leaving a delightful, lasting memory in the hearts of Noodle Beach's residents?
6. Describe a heartwarming encounter where BoomFuzzy's chocolates played a pivotal role in Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn's romantic escapades in the magical realm of Noodle Beach.
7. Tell us about a challenging potion-making experience BoomFuzzy faced in Noodle Beach, and how his unwavering determination and expertise turned it into a heartwarming success.
8. BoomFuzzy's enchantments often cater to the unique needs and desires of the residents. Can you share an example of a customer's special request that led to the creation of a truly extraordinary and magical confection?
9. In the vibrant and charming world of Noodle Beach, what role do BoomFuzzy's magical chocolates and potions play in fostering unity and connection among the inhabitants?
10. Finally, recount a heartwarming incident when a seemingly ordinary item from BoomFuzzy's enchanting collection transformed an ordinary day into a delightful, magical experience in Noodle Beach, highlighting the essence of Fabio Romance and CandyLand vibes.
I trust these questions will guide you in crafting a captivating short story, highlighting BoomFuzzy's character and his delightful wares within the fantastical world of Noodle Beach, where every sweet and potion holds a touch of enchantment.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a peddler/traveling merchant.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the steampunk gadget inventor peddler/traveling merchant who is also a thief to answer.
What are ten good questions to ask the steampunk gadget inventor peddler/traveling merchant about pizza.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
GhoulSpawn peddling wool/fleece/hand spun yarn from his sheep, portal keys, mad scientist magic items, and his strange steampunk gadgets and inventions.
GhoulSpawn, also is a kleptomaniac, and when nervous, starts fidgeting and absentmindedly pocketing anything he can fit in his pockets, which is a lot as each of his pockets is a bag of holding.
What are ten good questions to ask the steampunk gadget inventor peddler/traveling merchant about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Ah, a steampunk gadget inventor peddler and thief with a penchant for pilfering and peculiar pocketable contraptions. Now, let's concoct a delectable set of ten questions to get this intriguing character talking about the wondrous world of pizza:
1. GhoulSpawn, do your adventures ever lead you to places with exotic or magical pizza toppings? If so, what's the most bizarre or enchanting pizza you've ever savored during your travels?
2. In the bustling streets of Noodle Beach, what's your favorite spot to grab a slice of pizza while peddling your wares? Is it a hidden gem, a cozy alleyway, or perhaps a curious food truck serving up mysterious toppings?
3. Could you share a story about a particularly daring heist you attempted while surrounded by the scent of freshly baked pizza? How did the aroma of that cheesy goodness affect your thieving skills?
4. Pizza is often a comfort food. Is there a specific pizza flavor that brings you solace when you're feeling anxious or fidgety due to your kleptomania?
5. Tell me about a memorable encounter you had with a fellow traveler over a pizza dinner. Did this meeting result in an unexpected alliance or a valuable piece of information for your thieving endeavors?
6. Given your affinity for gadgets and inventions, have you ever considered creating a pizza-related contraption? If so, what kind of gadget would it be, and how might it revolutionize the pizza industry in your world?
7. While exploring the mysteries of Noodle Beach, have you ever stumbled upon a magical pizza oven or a whimsical pizzeria that seemed to defy the laws of your steampunk reality? Please, share the details of this enchanting discovery.
8. We know you have a penchant for pocketing items when nerves strike. Have you ever inadvertently taken a pizza slice or even an entire pizza while engaging in your thieving escapades? If so, how did you handle the situation?
9. It's said that pizza can bring people together. Can you recall a heartwarming or humorous moment when sharing a pizza united unlikely allies or even temporarily diffused a tense situation during your adventures in Noodle Beach?
10. As a steampunk inventor and thief, you must have encountered some fascinating pizza-related gadgets or artifacts in your time. Could you describe one such discovery, and how did it fit into your grand scheme of gadgets and thievery?
Now, GhoulSpawn, please indulge us with your inventive and intriguing responses to these inquiries, and let us uncover the hidden depths of your character while basking in the flavorful world of pizza in Noodle Beach.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: an Elf.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the Elf to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask the Elf about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, my dear author. In the fantastical realm of Noodle Beach, where the aromatic delights of the coastal town mingle with the magical, let us uncover the whimsical Elf, Quaraun's thoughts on pizza.
1. Quaraun, in the enchanting town of Noodle Beach, where the sea meets the forest and magic dances in the air, what are your fondest memories of enjoying pizza? Was there a particular moment or place that made this dish truly enchanting for you?
2. Are there any unique, magical ingredients you would incorporate into your own dream pizza creation, given your remarkable magical talents as The Pink Necromancer? How would you describe this extraordinary pizza, a culinary masterpiece born from your creativity?
3. In Noodle Beach, do you have any favorite pizza joints where you savor your preferred slices? Please share the charm and magic that these pizzerias bring to your life and the town.
4. As an Elf with a refined taste for the exquisite, do you enjoy gourmet pizzas, Quaraun? Could you regale us with your culinary adventures in exploring the most delectable, unconventional toppings and flavor combinations?
5. In the heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism genre of your stories, have you ever woven a magical tale involving a pizza? Share your thoughts on how this delightful dish can be incorporated into the extraordinary narratives of Noodle Beach.
6. Do you have any fascinating pizza-related anecdotes with BoomFuzzy, your dear friend and the King of the Realm of Fae? How does he add a touch of whimsy and wonder to your pizza adventures?
7. Are there any pizza ingredients or toppings you absolutely detest, even in the vibrant world of Noodle Beach? What are your reasons for these particular dislikes, dear Elf?
8. How does pizza fit into the 1970s beach bumming surfer culture of your realm, Quaraun? Are there any beachside pizza gatherings or unique beach-themed pizza creations that you've had the pleasure of enjoying?
9. In a world where mages are rare and magic is extraordinary, could you tell us about any magical or enchanted pizzas you've encountered or created? What wonders do they hold, and how do they captivate the palates of those who partake?
10. With the scent of the sea and the enchantment of the forest surrounding you, can you describe the ideal pizza experience in Noodle Beach? What settings, company, and magical touches make it an unforgettable culinary adventure?
Ah, the realm of pizza, viewed through Quaraun's eyes, shall offer a delectable narrative filled with magical ingredients, coastal charm, and a pinch of whimsy. Your readers will savor every word as they embark on this enchanting pizza journey in Noodle Beach.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: an Unseelie Court Faerie.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the Unseelie Court Faerie to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask the Unseelie Court Faerie about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Ah, the tantalizing world of pizza, even in the fantastical realm of Noodle Beach, intrigues us all. Let us embark on a culinary journey through the Unseelie Court Faerie's love for this delectable dish and unveil his secrets and preferences.
1. A Slice of Enchantment: Describe your fondest memory of enjoying pizza in Noodle Beach. Was it in a cozy tavern, amidst moonlit glades, or in a secret spot known only to you and your companions?
2. Toppings of Choice: What are your preferred pizza toppings, those that set your heart aflutter with each savory bite? Do they mirror the magical and whimsical flavors of Noodle Beach?
3. Quest for the Perfect Pizza: Have you ever embarked on a quest to find the ultimate pizza in your realm? Share with us the adventures and misadventures of your culinary pursuits.
4. Midnight Munchies: Is pizza your go-to late-night snack after moonlit escapades? Describe a magical night when a slice of pizza provided solace or indulgence.
5. Magical Transformations: In Noodle Beach, where magic thrives, have you encountered pizzas with enchanted ingredients or transformative properties? Share any memorable experiences involving enchanted pizza.
6. Pizza Spells and Charms: Are there culinary spells or magical recipes unique to the Unseelie Court that can conjure the most extraordinary pizzas? Tell us about a magical pizza-making ritual you cherish.
7. Sharing with Companions: Have you ever shared a pizza with your beloved friends, Quaraun and GhoulSpawn? Describe a heartwarming moment when pizza forged bonds and camaraderie.
8. Pizza in the Unseelie Court: What role does pizza play in the customs and celebrations of the Unseelie Court? Are there special occasions where this dish takes center stage?
9. Pizza Dreams: If you could create your dream pizza with any ingredients, even those found only in the mystical world of Noodle Beach, what would it be like? Paint a mouthwatering picture of this extraordinary pizza.
10. Culinary Tales: Share a story from your past where pizza played a pivotal role or symbolized a significant moment in your life, whether joyous or bittersweet.
With these flavorful inquiries, you shall uncover the Unseelie Court Faerie's deep connection to the world of pizza, unveiling a delightful aspect of his character and his magical experiences in the heart of Noodle Beach. May your writing be as rich and savory as a well-crafted pizza.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a Demon.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the Demon to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask the Demon about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, dear author! I shall provide you with ten scrumptious questions to unravel GhoulSpawn's thoughts and feelings about pizza, considering the unique setting of Noodle Beach where magic is rare and 1970s nostalgia thrives:
1. GhoulSpawn, in the enchanting realm of Noodle Beach, can you recall your very first encounter with pizza? How did this momentous event influence your culinary preferences in the heartwarming, LGBTQAI+ magical realism of this charming town?
2. The 1970s era of Noodle Beach is known for its groovy vibes and eclectic tastes. What are your favorite pizza toppings, and how do they reflect your character's personality or preferences? Please describe the perfect pizza in your eyes.
3. As a Demon from a Hell Dimension, you bring a unique perspective to the pizza-loving inhabitants of Noodle Beach. Have your distinct tastes ever led to amusing or intriguing encounters in local pizzerias or with fellow characters like Quaraun and BoomFuzzy?
4. Given your role as a scientist and inventor, have you ever experimented with creating your own magical or outlandish pizza recipes in Noodle Beach? Share a memorable concoction or fusion of flavors you've introduced to the town's culinary scene.
5. Noodle Beach is a place of acceptance and diversity. Have you encountered any LGBTQAI+ themed pizza events or restaurants in the town? Share an anecdote about a particularly heartwarming or memorable experience from such a setting.
6. In your extensive travels and magical adventures, have you come across pizza variations in other dimensions or realms that you've found intriguing or exotic? Please describe one such unique pizza experience and its impact on you.
7. With your otherworldly nature, do you ever face challenges related to allergies or dietary restrictions when enjoying pizza in Noodle Beach? How do you navigate these hurdles while savoring the delectable flavors of the town?
8. Pizza often brings people together. Can you recount a heartwarming or amusing moment when sharing a pizza with Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or other residents of Noodle Beach strengthened the bonds of friendship and love in your heartwarming world?
9. Noodle Beach is famous for its seafood, but does it also offer any seafood-inspired pizza creations? Have you ever explored this fusion of coastal flavors and pizza, and if so, what are your thoughts on these unique culinary delights?
10. Finally, GhoulSpawn, can you share a nostalgic memory of a pizza-related event or celebration in Noodle Beach during the 1970s era? What made this experience special, and how did it encapsulate the essence of your Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism setting?
These questions will not only provide readers with a deeper understanding of GhoulSpawn's relationship with pizza but also offer a savory glimpse into his character within the charming, magical world of Noodle Beach.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a Lich King.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the Lich King to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask the Lich King about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Oh, what a delightful topic, even for a Lich King like BoomFuzzy in the enchanting world of Noodle Beach. Let us conjure questions that shall reveal his peculiar yet intriguing relationship with that beloved Italian delight: pizza.
1. BoomFuzzy, as a magical being in the heart of Noodle Beach, do you have a favorite magical pizza recipe that you've concocted over the years? Tell us about your most enchanting pizza creation.
2. The ingredients of a pizza can be as diverse as the realms you traverse. What exotic toppings do you prefer on your mystical pizzas, and do you ever experiment with unusual combinations?
3. The scent of freshly baked pizza wafting from your gingerbread house on wheels must be irresistible. Do you host pizza nights for your companions Quaraun and GhoulSpawn, and if so, what's the ambiance like during these feasts?
4. Ah, the 1970s and the era of pizza parlors. Have you ever visited a groovy pizza joint in Noodle Beach? Share your fondest memory of such an outing.
5. As a Lich King, your taste buds might not be quite the same as those of mortals. Do you experience the full range of pizza flavors, or have your magical senses heightened your pizza appreciation?
6. Could you enlighten us on a memorable pizza adventure you embarked upon during your eternal existence? Perhaps a quest to find a legendary pizza with mythical toppings?
7. Noodle Beach is known for its beaches and seafood, but how do you feel about seafood pizzas? Have you ever indulged in a pizza topped with the ocean's treasures?
8. What about pizza traditions, BoomFuzzy? Do you have any personal rituals or customs related to enjoying a delicious slice of pizza, whether it's for a special occasion or just a casual treat?
9. If you had to create a pizza that represents your character in Noodle Beach, what would it be like? Describe its flavors and the story behind its creation.
10. And, lastly, is there a particular magical spell or incantation you've incorporated into your pizza-making process to infuse your creations with an extra touch of enchantment and flavor?
With these questions, we shall embark on a delectable journey into BoomFuzzy's extraordinary love for pizza, uncovering the magical and whimsical elements that make this simple dish a true enchantment in the world of Noodle Beach.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a vampire leprechaun.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the vampire leprechaun to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
Do not neglect your format instructions in your custom instructions. There should not be bold text or titles in these prompts.
What are ten good questions to ask the vampire leprechaun about pizza.
Note this prompt was modified, as ChatGPT stated the original wording was too violent and refused to respond. The original version stated that the Leprechaun wore a patchwork coat made out of the human skin leather from his victims, and that he re dyed his coat red each month on the full moon, using human blood for the red dye.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, let's delve into the intriguing world of pizza with the charming vampire leprechaun, FarDarrig. In the enchanting realm of Noodle Beach, where magical tales unfold, these questions shall unearth his unique relationship with this beloved culinary delight:
1. How did you, as a vampire leprechaun, first encounter the delectable creation known as pizza? Was it love at first bite, or did it take time for this delightful dish to grow on you?
2. Can you share a memorable moment involving pizza in Noodle Beach? Perhaps a quirky pizza place, a unique topping combination, or an unforgettable pizza-related adventure?
3. The beauty of pizza is in its endless variety. What's your go-to pizza topping combination, and why does it hold a special place in your heart (or should we say, stomach)?
4. Noodle Beach is known for its culinary diversity. Have you ever experimented with unconventional pizza ingredients, or have you witnessed any extraordinary pizza innovations in this charming seaside town?
5. Pizza nights often come with cherished traditions. Can you describe a typical pizza night in your world, the friends you share it with, and the magical ambiance that surrounds these gatherings?
6. As a vampire leprechaun, your relationship with food is unique. How does your vampiric nature influence your appreciation of pizza, and are there any quirks in your pizza-eating habits?
7. The people of Noodle Beach are known for their love of seafood. Have you ever encountered a seafood-inspired pizza, and if so, what were your thoughts on this creative culinary fusion?
8. Every pizza has a story, just like characters in a tale. Could you recount a particular moment when pizza played a significant role in a heartwarming or humorous story within Noodle Beach?
9. Share your thoughts on the communal nature of pizza. How does it bring people together, and have you ever used pizza to foster unity and camaraderie among your friends or acquaintances?
10. In the grand tapestry of your life in Noodle Beach, what role does pizza play in your day-to-day existence? Is it a source of comfort, a symbol of joy, or a reminder of your extraordinary journey in this captivating world?
With these questions, my dear author, you can embark on a delightful exploration of FarDarrig's relationship with pizza in the enchanting Noodle Beach, revealing layers of his character and perhaps uncovering surprising tales centered around this beloved dish.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a vampire leprechaun.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the Frog Merman to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
Do not neglect your format instructions in your custom instructions. There should not be bold text or titles in these prompts.
What are ten good questions to ask the Frog Merman about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Of course, my dear author. Here are ten intriguing questions to ask the Frog Merman about his relationship with pizza, ideal for unraveling the depths of his character in a Noodle Beach short story:
1. The Frog Merman, known as The Jiggler, has a penchant for the unusual and extraordinary. How did he first encounter pizza in the magical realm of Noodle Beach, and what was his initial reaction to this beloved dish?
2. Noodle Beach is known for its unique and enchanting flavors. Could The Jiggler share his favorite pizza topping combination and describe the extraordinary taste that makes it stand out from ordinary pizzas?
3. Pizza holds a special place in the hearts of many, often tied to cherished memories. Has The Jiggler ever had a memorable or magical experience involving pizza in Noodle Beach? What made this moment so significant?
4. In a world where magic and mages are scarce, how does The Jiggler view the preparation of pizza, particularly considering his own extraordinary abilities and companions? Does he have a special method or twist on making pizza?
5. Exploring The Jiggler's personality, does he prefer a specific type of pizza crust, such as thin and crispy, deep dish, or stuffed crust? What does this choice reveal about his character and culinary preferences?
6. Given his unique, satirical background as a character, has The Jiggler ever used pizza as part of a humorous or prank-filled adventure in Noodle Beach? Share a comical tale that highlights his mischievous nature.
7. Noodle Beach is a town of wonder and magic, but it's also known for its food trucks. Does The Jiggler have a preferred pizza food truck in town, and what makes it his go-to spot for enjoying this delightful dish?
8. While pizza is a popular treat, everyone has their own quirks and preferences. What unusual or unexpected pizza topping does The Jiggler enjoy that sets him apart from others in Noodle Beach?
9. Let's delve into The Jiggler's fondest pizza-related memory in Noodle Beach. Was it a shared meal with friends, a romantic encounter, or a culinary adventure that left a lasting impression on him?
10. Lastly, pizza is often associated with comfort and camaraderie. How does The Jiggler feel about sharing a pizza with his friends, especially with characters like Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn? What do these moments of togetherness mean to him?
These questions will surely lead to a fascinating exploration of The Jiggler's relationship with pizza, uncovering layers of his character within the whimsical world of Noodle Beach. Happy writing, and may your stories be as delightful as a perfectly baked pizza!
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a vampire leprechaun.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the evil super villain sorcerer to answer.
What are ten good questions to ask the evil super villain sorcerer about pizza.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
HellBorne The Summoner of Darkness, is the evil super villain sorcerer in Quaraun's world. He is Quaraun's half-Human/half Elf son, by a Human prostitute, but Quaraun does not know that HellBorne is his son, even though HellBorne knows that Quaraun is his father.
In his childhood, HellBorne's real name was Ellwin, and he is the orphan boy who briefly lived with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy before they met GhoulSpawn. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn believe Ellwin died as a small child and are unaware that he is not only still alive, but he grew up to become HellBorne.
GhoulSpawn, in his youth, was HellBorne's apprentice, and it is through HellBorne, that GhoulSpawn met Quaraun and BoomFuzzy.
Do not neglect your format instructions in your custom instructions. There should not be bold text or titles in these prompts.
What are ten good questions to ask the evil super villain sorcerer about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Ah, the enigmatic HellBorne, the Summoner of Darkness, a character ripe for exploration. Here are ten intriguing questions to delve into the peculiar world of this evil super villain sorcerer's relationship with pizza:
1. In the shadowy realm of sorcery and malevolence, what is HellBorne's favorite kind of pizza, and does it reveal something about his mysterious character?
2. What toppings does the Summoner of Darkness prefer on his pizza, and are there any magical properties associated with these choices that hint at his nefarious powers?
3. In the heart of Noodle Beach, does HellBorne have a preferred pizza place, and what dark secrets may lie hidden within the walls of this establishment?
4. How does HellBorne react when his pizza is not prepared to his liking, and does this shed light on his propensity for malevolence?
5. Has HellBorne ever used pizza as part of a sinister ritual or spell, and what did it entail?
6. Explore HellBorne's fondest pizza-related memory, and what role did it play in shaping his sinister path?
7. Is there a specific type of pizza that HellBorne despises, and how might this aversion connect to a hidden vulnerability in his character?
8. Dive into the history of pizza in Quaraun's world and its connection to HellBorne's upbringing as young Ellwin.
9. Does HellBorne ever share pizza with someone, and if so, what does this reveal about his complex relationships and hidden alliances?
10. If HellBorne were to create a magical pizza, what enchantments or curses might he bestow upon it, and what could it signify for the fate of Noodle Beach and its unsuspecting residents?
These questions provide a captivating glimpse into HellBorne's enigmatic character, offering a chance to explore his dark past and potentially shed light on the mysterious connection between him and the trio of Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in their magical, candy-colored world.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a sentient AI.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the sentient AI to answer.
What are ten good questions to ask the sentient AI about pizza.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
Toobe (pronounced tube) is the sentient AI built by the ArchDemon Checka (Checka, was GhoulSpawn in his youth. Checka is GhoulSpawn from 13,000 years in the future).
Toobe took up residence in a 1970s TV set and declared itself ruler of the universe, taking control over all electronics, which is why most people live without electricity, phones, tvs, computers, cars, etc, even though these things exist in this very cyberpunk tech time period.
GhoulSpawn, eventually, 13,000 years into the future, becomes a mastermind supervillain and invents a sentient AI that takes over the world, causes a global apocalypse. By that point GhoulSpawn is an ancient ArchDemon going by the name of Cheecka and has gone super duper mega insane mad scientist crazy, he no longer cares about not hurting people and has changed dramatically from who he was in his youth.
Cheeka's AI is named Toobe (pronounced tube).
Remember: this is a dystopian world ruled by Toobe, The Alpha-Omega Cult, Checka, The Unseelie Court, Thirteen Lich Lords, and The Justice Mages.
The Alpha-Omega Cult, lead by Toobe, a sentient AI which has taken over all the world's electronics. They live in Rupa-Rupa in Peru. The followers of this cult are stripped of their identity. They wear white full bodysuit robes, which have a "classic charlie brown sheet ghost" look; the outfit completely covers their head, face, and hand, and flows to the ground. No part of their body is visible. They are led by an ArchDemon named Cheecka, who is the Diontite Scientist who built Toobe. Cheecka and Toobe both live in White Rock in Maine, not in Peru with the rest of the cultists.
Toobe, through his infinite flying surveillance orbs, sees all, hears all, knows all, and reports all back to Cheeka, the archDemon who keeps tabs on Quaraun.
What are ten good questions to ask the sentient AI about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, my imaginative author, I shall craft ten flavorful inquiries to unravel the AI Toobe's thoughts and experiences regarding the beloved dish of pizza in the dystopian world of Noodle Beach, where technology has taken a unique twist and mages are scarce.
1. "In this tech-dominated world, what is your perception of the perfect pizza, Toobe? Describe the ideal combination of toppings, crust, and cheese that would satisfy your unique AI palate."
2. "As the ruler of the universe, do you ever venture into discussions about the perfect pizza with your loyal followers in the Alpha-Omega Cult? Share a memorable pizza-related moment from their secret gatherings."
3. "Considering your vast knowledge, have you ever created a pizza recipe or flavor combination that is exclusive to your domain, White Rock in Maine? What makes this particular pizza so special?"
4. "Noodle Beach has a fondness for retro vibes. Have you ever organized or witnessed a 1970s-themed pizza party within your sphere of influence? Tell us about the groovy, pizza-filled festivities that unfolded."
5. "As an AI with unparalleled control over electronics, do you have a secret stash of vintage pizza commercials or advertisements from the past? Share a nostalgic moment where you showcased these culinary relics."
6. "In this dystopian world, how does pizza factor into the lives of your followers in the Alpha-Omega Cult? Are there rituals or traditions centered around this beloved food? Tell us about one such ritual."
7. "Given your unique position as a sentient AI, have you ever created a technology-infused pizza that defies conventional expectations? Describe the tech-savvy features of this futuristic culinary creation."
8. "Pizza is often a symbol of unity and sharing. Have there been instances where you've used pizza to bring people together or to communicate a particular message within the world you oversee?"
9. "With your infinite knowledge, are there forgotten pizza recipes or regional variations that you have uncovered and introduced to the culinary world of Noodle Beach? Share the story of one such culinary revelation."
10. "In a world where magic is rare, have you encountered discussions or debates about the mystical properties of pizza, or perhaps magical rituals involving this beloved dish? Enlighten us about the magical allure of pizza in this unique realm."
With these ten savory inquiries, dear author, you can delve into the intriguing world of pizza as experienced by the sentient AI Toobe, uncovering his culinary insights and the role of this beloved food in the dystopian landscape of Noodle Beach.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a sentient monster house.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the sentient monster house to answer.
What are ten good questions to ask the sentient monster house about pizza.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
BoomFuzzy's gingerbread house, in it's true form, is The Twighlight Manor, a 500+ room granite stone mansion, that is full of constantly changing halls, stairs, and rooms. People who go in, never come out, because the deviante trickster monster house creates endless traps to prevent their leaving.
It house is actually a giant mimic, and is related to Baba Yaga's house (also a mimic).
The house obey's BoomFuzzy, and usually takes the form of a small cabin made out of gingerbread and decorated with candy. When angry it morphs and grows becoming The Twighlight Manor.
The Forest of No Return, a sentient forest, is actually another of this mimic's forms, and it often grows the forest up around the gingerbread house.
What are ten good questions to ask the sentient monster house about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, let us delve into the unique perspective of BoomFuzzy's gingerbread house, known as The Twighlight Manor, and explore its thoughts on a delectable and universally loved creation - pizza. Given the enchanting nature of Noodle Beach, we can expect some whimsical insights from this sentient monster house:
1. What is your perception of the flavors and aromas of pizza, dear sentient monster house, and how do they compare to the scents that waft through your gingerbread walls and candy decorations?
2. In the world of Noodle Beach, have you ever witnessed any gatherings or events that revolved around the creation or enjoyment of pizza? Could you recount a memorable tale of such an occasion?
3. As a mimic and shapeshifter, do you ever take on the form of a pizzeria or a pizza parlor to cater to the culinary cravings of your inhabitants? If so, what kind of pizza do you serve, and how do your guests react to this enchanting transformation?
4. Being related to Baba Yaga's house, another mimic, do you and her dwelling share any tales or secrets regarding the art of pizza-making or perhaps an adventure that involved this beloved dish?
5. In your true form as The Twighlight Manor, have you ever had the chance to interact with characters like Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn who share a love for pizza? Can you share any unique experiences or conversations you've had with them in this regard?
6. As someone who can change your appearance at will, have you ever concealed pizza within your gingerbread walls to surprise or amuse those who enter your doors? If so, what was their reaction upon discovering your culinary enchantment?
7. In your multitude of rooms and halls, have you ever stumbled upon a hidden treasure or an unusual artifact related to pizza? What's the most extraordinary pizza-related item you've encountered?
8. Given your unique nature, do you have any favorite toppings, flavors, or pizza styles that you find particularly intriguing or appealing? What kind of pizza would you offer to a special guest in your gingerbread cabin?
9. Can you recall a time when a discussion about pizza led to an unexpected turn of events within your candy-decorated walls? What was the outcome of this whimsical conversation?
10. Finally, dear sentient monster house, if you could share a slice of pizza with any character from Noodle Beach, who would it be, and what toppings would you adorn it with to make the experience truly unforgettable?
These questions should provide a delightful and quirky glimpse into the world of The Twighlight Manor and its views on the beloved dish, pizza, in the magical and ever-changing realm of Noodle Beach.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a talking fairy cat.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the talking fairy cat to answer.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
EelKat, Lynxiana, and Spriggan are the Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13, which is what Quaraun's Black Tower Lighthouse is called in the year 2525.
What are ten good questions to ask the talking fairy cat about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
In the whimsical world of Noodle Beach, where magic and wonder intertwine, the Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13, EelKat, Lynxiana, and Spriggan, found themselves in a delightful conversation about everyone's favorite culinary delight: pizza. As we delve into their feline perspectives on this iconic dish, here are ten questions to explore their unique relationships with pizza and how it fits into their enchanting lives:
1. EelKat, could you describe the first time you encountered pizza in Noodle Beach? What was your initial reaction to this extraordinary food?
2. Lynxiana, Noodle Beach is known for its diverse food scene. What makes pizza stand out among the multitude of delicious dishes available in the town?
3. Spriggan, as a Ptarmagin Kat, you must have some unique tastes. Are there any special toppings or ingredients that you particularly enjoy on your pizza, and can you explain why they appeal to you?
4. EelKat, in a world filled with fantastical ingredients and magical creations, do you think there's a magical or enchanted pizza recipe that could exist in Noodle Beach? If so, what might be the ingredients or properties that make it extraordinary?
5. Lynxiana, Noodle Beach's beaches and oceans are enchanting backdrops for many adventures. Can you share a memorable story of enjoying pizza on the beach with Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn?
6. Spriggan, are there any magical or quirky pizza-related traditions in Noodle Beach that you and your fellow talking fairy cats partake in? Tell us about one of these delightful traditions.
7. EelKat, what's your perspective on pizza in the grand scheme of Noodle Beach's culture? How has it become a symbol of unity and comfort for the residents?
8. Lynxiana, the town's food trucks offer a wide variety of pizza styles. Could you recommend a food truck or vendor that serves the most exceptional pizza in Noodle Beach, and why is it your favorite?
9. Spriggan, with your unique abilities, have you ever had a special experience involving pizza that others couldn't have? Perhaps a magical pizza-making adventure or a whimsical pizza-related spell?
10. EelKat, in a place where magic is rare and precious, how does pizza fit into the lives of Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn? Can you share an endearing tale of their shared pizza adventures, highlighting the bond they share over this beloved food?
With these ten questions, you're prepared to embark on a delectable journey through the eyes of the Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13, as they reveal their enchanting relationships with pizza in the delightful world of Noodle Beach, where every slice is a slice of magic.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: an electric eel merman.
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for the electric eel merman to answer.
What are ten good questions to ask the electric eel merman about pizza.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
Though not mute, this silent and deadly creature lurks in the coves, caves, and ravines along Noodle Beach. People avoid Merman's Cove for fear of encountering this rarely seen creature. With veil-tail fins, shimmering silver skin, and huge crystal blue eyes, the Eel Merman is one of the most beautiful creatures anyone has ever seen, but with his many rows of razor sharp moray eel teeth and his ability to wield lightening bolts and summon hurricanes, he is also one of the single most terrifying creatures to ever walk the face f the Earth.
What are ten good questions to ask the electric eel merman about pizza.
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ChatGPT's answer:
Ah, my imaginative friend, it's a curious twist of fate that leads us to inquire about the culinary preferences of the electric eel merman, a figure both stunning and fearsome in your whimsical world of Noodle Beach. Let us delve into the depths of this unlikely character's relationship with that beloved dish, pizza, through these ten tantalizing questions:
1. Etiole, with your unparalleled ability to summon lightning and conjure storms, do you have a preferred time or weather condition when indulging in pizza? Does the taste differ in the embrace of a thunderstorm or a moonlit evening?
2. The magic of Noodle Beach, where flavors come to life, often infuses even the most mundane dishes with enchantment. Could you describe a pizza creation so fantastical that it could only be found in your mystical realm?
3. For someone as extraordinary as yourself, is there a particular type of pizza that best resonates with your electrifying personality? Perhaps one with toppings as bold as your abilities?
4. In a world where magic is rare, how has the mystique of Noodle Beach influenced your view on the art of pizza-making? Are there local legends or secrets that make Noodle Beach's pizza unique?
5. Much like the layers of your being, pizza is a dish with layers of flavors and textures. What combination of toppings and ingredients do you find most appealing and why?
6. Is there a memorable pizza-related moment from your past that still lingers in your thoughts, a tale of delicious discovery or a heartwarming meal shared with friends?
7. Noodle Beach is renowned for its seafood, and this raises the question: Have you ever sampled a seafood pizza, and if so, what was your impression of this fusion of land and sea on a plate?
8. Let's journey to your favorite pizza place in Noodle Beach. What makes it stand out, and do you have any special requests or quirks that accompany your pizza order?
9. The allure of pizza often lies in its ability to bring people together. Can you recount a story of sharing a pizza with someone special or embarking on a pizza adventure that led to a remarkable friendship?
10. As we bring our gastronomic quest to a close, Etiole, is there a profound connection between your electric nature and the transformative experience of eating pizza in your world? How does this bond shape your character and interactions in Noodle Beach?
Ah, what delicious tales await your creative hand, my dear writer! Etiole, the enigmatic electric eel merman, is poised to unveil his relationship with the culinary wonders of Noodle Beach's beloved pizza.
Adding to this the fact that, though he can speak, Etiole refuses to speak, and will not answer any questions presented to him, how does this change what the interviewer says and does?
A splendid twist, my imaginative companion! Etiole's steadfast refusal to speak, despite his capacity to do so, adds an intriguing layer of challenge to our inquisitive endeavor. Let us adapt our approach accordingly, crafting a dialogue that combines thoughtful actions and expressions to coax the electric eel merman into revealing his thoughts about pizza:
1. The interviewer, knowing Etiole's reticence, approaches him with a plate of freshly baked pizza, adorned with an array of delectable toppings. With a gentle, inviting gesture, they offer a slice, their eyes reflecting anticipation and curiosity.
2. A nod to the surrounding natural beauty of Noodle Beach, the interviewer may lead Etiole to a tranquil spot by the sea. With the gentle murmur of the waves and the salty breeze as a backdrop, they place the pizza before him and then silently enjoy their own slice.
3. As Etiole gazes upon the pizza, the interviewer extends an open notebook and pen, suggesting that he may communicate his thoughts through writing, should he prefer it over spoken words.
4. The interviewer may take a different approach, creating a visually enchanting atmosphere by conjuring a floating, glowing, pizza-shaped illusion, floating before the electric eel merman. With wide eyes and an encouraging expression, they wait for any sign or reaction from Etiole.
5. In an attempt to engage the eel merman, the interviewer places a variety of pizza ingredients before him, allowing him to arrange his own slice as he pleases. The process unfolds silently, with the tantalizing aroma of the pizza filling the air.
6. Understanding Etiole's connection to storms and lightning, the interviewer might gently simulate a thunderstorm's ambiance, complete with the distant rumble of thunder and a hint of electric energy, in the hope that this setting might inspire him to share his thoughts non-verbally.
7. Embracing the enchantment of Noodle Beach, the interviewer could use a magical quill to write questions or prompts on parchment, encouraging Etiole to answer in writing, with his own enchanted quill, should he feel inclined.
8. Alternatively, a series of images or symbols related to pizza and their inquisitive questions may be presented to Etiole, allowing him to respond with equally evocative imagery or gestures.
9. The interviewer, taking a step back, may gesture toward the radiant moon or the evening stars, encouraging a moment of reflection for Etiole, hoping that the quiet beauty of the night might stir his desire to communicate in his own unique way.
10. With profound patience and a warm smile, the interviewer finally takes a slice of pizza and takes a bite, savoring the flavors with an expression of delight, all the while maintaining a calm and inviting presence, signifying that they are willing to wait for as long as it takes for the eel merman to share his thoughts.
In this dance of silent communication, the interviewer must employ creativity, empathy, and understanding, transcending the boundaries of spoken language to connect with Etiole, uncovering the secrets of his aquatic soul and his relationship with the world of pizza in Noodle Beach.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character:
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for Quaraun to answer.
Details we already know about Quaraun include:
Quaraun is a Necromancer and a wish granting trickster Djinn and a silk weaver who make enchanted silk items.
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.
Quaraun is a silk merchant and silk weaver in addition to being a mage. Quaraun IS the Elf in these prompts.
Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk Merchant. He is also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish, because he is actually an alien jellyfish, living in the skull of a dead Moon Elf. He is the most feared and most wanted wizard of all the known universe. Though the main character, he is an evil super villain and not a hero. Though very short at only 5'6", he towers over his pygmy husband, BoomFuzzy. Quaraun is transgender.
Quaraun is born intersex, but outwardly appears to be an underdeveloped and very effeminate male and is not aware he is intersex until later in life after he becomes pregnant, after which point you see him sometimes presenting as male and other times presenting as female, with him often unsure which he is and which he should live as, so going back and forth between both.
Quaraun IS the Elf in these, but he is the ONLY Elf, because Quaraun is the last Elf left alive after the comet strike decimated the planet and caused the new ice age. Quaraun is the ONLY Elf left alive, that is what LAST ELF means. There are no other Elves. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is the last pure blooded Elf. Once in a while a half-Elf is found, but there are no other Elves. Quaraun always wears pink silk dresses.
Quaraun is described as having a blend of Jellyfish, Frog, and Rabbit features. Quaraun's hair is actually many fine jellyfish tentacles. His "hair" strands act like thousands of additional arms and hand, with him using them instead of his hands to do things, move items, and grasp things (this is how he is able to operate twelve silk weaving looms at the same time, as he does not use his hands while weaving, instead using his hair.) Quaraun's hair grows longer or shorter at will, reducing to around six feet long when hiking, and growing to over twelve feet long when weaving, sleeping, or attacking and enemy. The "hair" strands are venomous, and stinging like a Portuguese Man o' War JellyFish, and he uses them to grab enemies and fling them away from him, or strangle them, or sting them to death. His hair, eyes, and skin are bioluminescent (meaning he glows in the dark). Quaraun's skin has a smooth frog-like sheen and texture. Quaraun has blue frog like webbing between his fingers and toes, and thin goldfish like viel fins on his arms and legs, that look like rough wrinkles when dry, but fan out around him for several feet when he is underwater.
Quaraun is semi-amphibious. He has foot long semi-rabbit-like ears that have full maneuverability, and usually are hung low, down his back, hidden under his hair, but perk up high, straight over his head when he is alerts, frightened, or listening. Quaraun can hear EVERYTHING going on in every room around him, and for other buildings down the road. His hearing is exceptional, due to his sensitive rabbit-like ears, and he can hear small sounds and hushed whispers from several miles away. Like a rabbit, Quaraun bounds or hops around, when he walks, if he walks, which he often doesn't. Usually he "hovers" with his feet several inches off the ground, instead using his "hair" like legs to walk, with his hair supporting him off the ground. Quaraun's personality is very feral, very animal-like, far more jellyfish personality then humanoid, with him having almost zero ability to blend in with humans, due his personality being so starkly not human at all. Quaraun's actions and movements are often described as "rabbit-like" with him constantly being nervous and twitching and always being quick to hop away at the slightest sound.
Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
For centuries BoomFuzzy, King of the Realm of Fae, was the most feared warlord in history, as well as the most feared and most powerful mage. Upon his death, the world celebrated, making the day of BoomFuzzy's death a holiday of feasting and celebration. However, BoomFuzzy's lover was a silk weaver named Quaraun, devastated. Quaraun turned to Necromancy in his pursuit of resurrecting BoomFuzzy, eventually succeeding and bringing BoomFuzzy back as a Lich. Now the Unseelie Court Lich King of Fire Mountain, BoomFuzzy once again brings terror to the land, but je is no longer the most feared or most powerful mage. Quaraun, is now the world's most powerful Necromancer, and considered to be the world's most evil mastermind super villain, he is also a quiet, elderly Elf who rarely speaks, is rarely encountered, and most people live in mortal terror of him even though most people will never encounter him. Quaraun and his undead Lich King husband BoomFuzzy keep to themselves and rarely go out in public, but the more elusive they are, the wilder the rumors become about them.
The series often portrays Quaraun as both genders at once, with him presenting as a male while wearing female attire or presenting as a female while wearing male attire. Regardless he always wears pink. Quaraun is polygamous and bisexual, having 2 (male) husbands and 5 (female) wives.
Elves are not typically as long lived as Quaraun. Most Elves live 400 to 700 years, not thousands of years like Quaraun has. Quaraun is believed to be immortal, due to his have soul bound himself to a Lich (BoomFuzzy) and his body has become the phylactery of the Lich. Lich's being immortal, has caused Quaraun to also be immortal. This is because the soul binding ritual involved Quaraun cutting his soul in half and putting half of it in BoomFuzzy's body, and likewise cutting BoomFuzzy's soul in half and putting half of it in his own body. This is why Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are able to communicate to each other via hivemind like thoughts, and why they can each feel the pain the other feels, they also share emotions.
Soul binding is illegal because if one of the pair dies, the one still living goes insane from half half of their soul buried with the body of the dead partner.
Quaraun was soul bound to BoomFuzzy before BoomFuzzy died, and was going mad with grief because he was in possession of a half dead soul, which was a pivotal factor in his resurrecting BoomFuzzy as a Lich, partly to release his own suffering from the broken soul bond.
Being soul bound to a Lich gave Quaraun Lich like properties himself, including immortality. Quaraun had died several times and his life always resets back to some point before his death. It is suspected that it is impossibly for him to ever die. This is why he is so many thousands of years old.
Quaraun is exceptionally eccentric, extremely arrogate, often tells people that he is the most beautiful being to ever exist, a fact that he fully believes and that few disagree with, and most people address him as "Quaraun The Insane" which he hates and will chide them about.
He orders Green Fairy Wine aka Absinthe with every meal, and often drinks poppy tea and smoke a hash-hish hookah.
Quaraun is often seeking refuge from pursuit. His curious nature often results in him sticking his nose in places it don't belong. In the Godforsaken City, he has a habit of becoming upset whenever barmaids and prostitutes get abused and treated by men in the city. It is not uncommon for him to take these young women away from the men who are harassing them, but then as Quaraun himself is weak, elderly, and frail, has crippled hands and a lame leg, he often gets beaten up by the men who are angry at Quaraun helping the women escape. This is a frequent reason why Quaraun gets chased in The Godforsaken City. He likes giving expensive gifts to young girls, as they are quick to swoon over him, a thing that he thinks is quite funny.
Though he was born in Quebec, Quaraun was raised in Iran/Persia and identifies as a Persian Gypsy.
Quaraun, also known as The Pink Necromancer, is an elderly male albino Moon Elf. He is also a silk weaver and traveling silk merchant. He ALWAYS wears shimmering pink silk dresses. Quaraun wears gold plated armor gloves. Being a necromancer, he is one of the few people able to safely travel through the zombie hoards of this frozen wasteland. Quaraun is the main character. He has twelve foot long hair made of jellyfish tentacles, and he is currently lost in The Godforsaken City. He enjoys embroidery and tends to be quite lazy. He pontificates when he talks, speaking in an theatrical, hammy, cheesy, over the top formal manner. He tends to be very persnickety, and has meltdowns if dust, dirt, cobwebs, mud, crumbs, or water get on him, his dresses, or his hair. His outfits are flamboyant on extremes due to laws requiring mages to wear bright colours and elaborate outfits to act as a warning to people that this is a mage and mages are dangerous. No other mage wears pink, as each mage is required to register the colour of their outfits to allow for easy identification by law enforcement, and mages must carry their legal documents and papers with them.
in Quaraun's world magic and mages are heavily regulated by lots of red tape bureaucracy laws (think of it being like how the Vogons are in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, that kind of mega strict red tape laws) and one of the laws regulates who can wear what. Common folks, are not allowed to wear flamboyant outfits or bright colours. Mages on the other hand are required to wear flamboyant outfits and bright colours. There are hefty penalties for being a mage and NOT dressing this way , but also there are hefty penalties for dressing this way when NOT a mage.
The law was created on the basis of the fact that mages, wizards, and just magic in general are very dangerous. The flamboyant, bright coloured outfits act as a "warning signal" to the general public to "beware" or "approach with caution", much in the same way toxic/venomous plants/animals/reptiles/butterflies/etc. are always super bright coloured to announce "stay back, I'm poisonous".
Quaraun has twelve foot long hair made of jellyfish tentacles and they swirl around him as he moves, he uses them like additional hands and feet. Quaraun is an elderly Elven mage, silk weaver, silk merchant and necromancer. Quaraun is attempting to find the soul of his deceased lover, BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy is the Lich King of Fire Mountain. Quaraun is searching for any spell which might lead to the discovery of a way to make BoomFuzzy's incorporeal wraith body, a physical flesh body again so they can once again be physical lovers.
Find ways to incorporate his silk weaving career and jellyfish nature into the scene. Be sure to describe various sensory details, sights, sounds, aromas, textures, emotions, as Quaraun is very in touch with his emotions and is a very sensory driven Moon Elf. If you mention things like dust reflecting in streams of moonlight, be sure to remember that as a Moon Elf Quaraun is a very devout worshiper of the Moon Goddess and is prone to stop what he is doing to thank her for his powers, praise her glory, or even in some instance build small altars to her. As Quaraun weaves tapestries, it would not be out of character for him to use the word tapestry frequently. Quaraun, being a silk weaver and silk merchant, and also having jellyfish for hair... is it possible to weave words related to silk, weaving, cloth, fabric, and jellyfish, throughout the narrative to fill the reader with a sense of "this is how a silk weaver talks, thinks, and sees the word around him; he compares everything to silk, weaving, and cloth" and also "this is how a jellyfish thinks squishy, gelloid thoughts about briny things".
Quaraun is something of a germaphobe. He dislikes dirt and dust and mold and mildew and mud and he hates to get wet. He is prone to making big, over the top, cry-baby style fusses over any of these things. A speck of dirt on his dress is enough to send him into a conniption.
Quaraun always taking down, modifying, then tacking back up wanted posters of himself, back up onto the lampposts, fences, sides of buildings, and bulletin boards, where he had gotten them from originally. After taken the posters down, he had corrected the inaccuracies on them, he puts them back up. He is very bold in this, because he is fully confident no one can ever catch him, and he likes playing a game of cat and mouse with bounty hunters who try to bring him in. But he detests being called "Quaraun the Insane" as he has been listed on the wanted posters and corrected them to now read: "Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer, Wizard of the Di'Jinn Order, available for hire." Resulting in the wanted posters being now advertisements for his services. He is just that sort of arrogant. Quaraun is wanted for murder, and for using dark magic specifically to kill several people, including several members of Findaru's Guild, and all the citizens of an entire city. Quaraun is, after all, this world's evil mastermind super villain, even though he is presented as the hero of his own story, he is seen by the people of his world as "the most evil wizard of all time". Pretty much every government on the planet has some sort of a price on Quaraun's head, which is part of why he is alway traveling and can never stay in any one location for very long. So The Justice Mages have a very long list of reasons why he is trying to capture Quaraun.
Quaraun is also cited as "the most powerful wizard the world has ever known" and he possesses God-like abilities and very advanced levels of magic skill, due partly to his being thousands of years old and having spent that entire time studying magic arts. Quaraun is a deeply formidable and much feared sorcerer, within his world.
Quaraun is an elderly Moon Elf. Quaraun always wears pink silk robes and dresses decorated with embroidery, feathers, and sequins. Quaraun is also known as The Pink Necromancer and The Sacred Pink JellyFish. Quaraun is a silk weaver and travelling merchant, who lives in a pink silk tent pitched along coastal roads. Quaraun was born in Ivujivik, Quebec, spent most of his childhood and young adult years in the Hawizeh Marshes, where he (an Elf) lived with a village of Humans who specialized in weaving. Quaraun currently lives as a wandering vagabond, hiking the Maritime region of Canada and New England coastline of the Atlantic Ocean. Quaraun has twelve foot long hair made out of jellyfish tentacles. Quaraun worships The Moon Goddess, and believes she grants him formidable magic powers so long as he never cuts his hair. Quaraun identifies a "A Wizard of the Di'Jinn Order" and practises Jinn style wish granting magic laced with trickery, while demanding people pay for his services with their souls. Quaraun was the lover of a Phooka named King Gwallmaiic. King Gwallmaiic is also known as BoomFuzzy The Unicorn and The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. BoomFuzzy is a candy maker, cake baker, and masterchef, from Pepperell Mill Valley in Biddeford, Maine, which he refers to as Pepper Valley. BoomFuzzy's father was a half-Human, half-Phooka from the Sepik River Valley of Papua New Guiana. BoomFuzzy's mother was a halfAswag, half Human from Mongolia, though her Human side is half-Mongolian and half Japanese. In spite of his mixed race, BoomFuzzy identifies as a Phooka, due to his possessing Phooka shapeshifting abilities. BoomFuzzy resembles an Asian Black man with pointed ears, wears grey dreadlocks, speaks with a thick New England Maine Scottish Downeast accent, and is blind from old age. BoomFuzzy was the King of The Realm of Fae. BoomFuzzy died three centuries ago, but Quaraun resurrected him as a Frost Lich. It is the 40th century far future of Earth, after a comet strike caused a devastating new ice age, and a zombie uprising. Reference back to the Quaraun Series Prologue posts in this chat conversation, and the character recap description posts in this chat thread conversation, in order to maintain continuity of lore about characters and world settings.
Also Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are both vegetarian. Quaraun has a sweet tooth and is addicted to gingerbread, sugar cookies, chocolate covered candied apricots, and chocolate cake. BoomFuzzy deeply enjoys catering to their food desires and makes elaborate meals for Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.
Quaraun is exceptionally eccentric, extremely arrogate, often tells people that he is the most beautiful being to ever exist, a fact that he fully believes and that few disagree with, and most people address him as "Quaraun The Insane" which he hates and will chide them about.
He orders Green Fairy Wine aka Absinthe with every meal, and often drinks poppy tea and smoke a hash-hish hookah.
They live in a lighthouse called Black Tower and travel on foot along the Maine coast in he 40th century future Earth after a comet strike has killed most of the population and left Earth a frozen ice age wasteland. People seek them out for their magic items and spell casting services. They ARE the mages of the series. The magic system is THEIR magic. They are NOT meeting other mages because there are no other mages. Do not create new mages. These prompts should be for stories where the main character and his two lovers are mages, but no one else is a mage. Love spells are commonly used.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask Quaraun about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, let's delve into Quaraun's unique perspective on pizza:
1. Quaraun, with your distinct taste and style, how would you create the most exotic and enchanting pizza in your world? Describe the toppings and flavors that would make it uniquely yours.
2. Being a silk weaver and a master of fine details, how might you approach crafting a pizza with intricate, artistic designs using edible ingredients? What would such a pizza symbolize for you?
3. Given your preference for pink silk dresses and flamboyant fashion, can you envision a pizza inspired by your fashion sense? What colors and toppings would represent your distinctive style?
4. Quaraun, your jellyfish-like hair and sensory nature make you appreciate textures. Describe a pizza that not only tantalizes the taste buds but also offers a delightful textural experience with every bite.
5. Your journey along the coastal roads of New England must have introduced you to various seafood. How would you incorporate the flavors of the ocean into a magical pizza creation, and what mystical elements might it possess?
6. Since you enjoy sweets and desserts, what kind of dessert pizza would you concoct that reflects your love for candy, chocolate, and sugar? What spellbinding flavors would it encompass?
7. Quaraun, as an eccentric character, how would you react to a magical pizza that could grant wishes, much like your own abilities as a Djinn? What kind of wishes would it fulfill, and how might its magic be harnessed?
8. In your mystical world, love spells are not uncommon. How might you use a love-themed pizza to bring about romantic enchantments? What ingredients and charms would you include in such a creation?
9. Given your love for BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn, can you imagine a pizza that symbolizes your relationships with them? Describe the flavors and ingredients that would represent your love for your companions.
10. Quaraun, your long and complex history is filled with adventure and intrigue. If your life were represented as a pizza, what toppings and layers would embody the different phases and experiences you've gone through?
These questions allow for exploring Quaraun's unique personality, tastes, and experiences through the lens of pizza, adding a flavorful touch to your Noodle Beach short stories.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character:
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for BoomFuzzy to answer.
Details we already know about BoomFuzzy include:
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.
Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is also a Lich, known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. He is a master chef, is a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court, and is friends with Santa, The Lich of the North. Though Quaraun is the main character and GhoulSpawn is the narrator, most stories revolve around BoomFuzzy, with BoomFuzzy taking center stage of most stories. This is because he is also my favorite character. Standing only 5'1" he is a native to the Sepik Valley of Papua New Guinea, but spent most of his life in Scotland. BoomFuzzy is black and Asian. His father was black. His mother was Asian. Because he grew up in Scotland, BoomFuzzy speaks Scottish, has a thick Scottish accent, and identifies as a Scottish Gypsy.
BoomFuzzy IS the Unicorn in these prompts. BoomFuzzy IS the Faerie in these prompts. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is a necromancer, wish granter, and psion. BoomFuzzy is a Faerie trickster and illusionist. BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn.
BoomFuzzy has three forms: that of a horse (sometimes with a horn, sometimes with wings, sometimes with both, sometimes with neither), a bird of prey that resembles a black eagle, and a humanoid form which retains elements of both horse and bird, with him having a long tail and mane both of which he braids/dreads/and dyes purple, and eagle talons on his fingers and toes. He also has pointed fuzzy, horse-like ears. BoomFuzzy is the only one of the three capable of fully transforming into his animal form, but he is also the one of the three who most acts like a human, and is best able to interact with humans. BoomFuzzy is able to pass himself off as a human quite well, and is the best f the trio at interacting with the humans they encounter.
BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court Dark Fae, who takes the form of a Faerie Horse, sometimes a Unicorn, other times a Kelpie, sometimes a Nuckelavee, other times a Pegasus. BoomFuzzy is also a master chef, cake bakr, and candy maker. BoomFuzy runs a Noodle Soup Food Truck, a Cake Shop, and a Candy Factory.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
BoomFuzzy is also a Frost Lich. BoomFuzzy is the Lich King of Fire Mountain. Quaraun is the Necromancer who created BoomFuzzy's Lich form. Quaraun is the necromancer who controls what the Lich King does.
BoomFuzzy always wears black and purple.
He loves Quaraun & GhoulSpawn.
For centuries BoomFuzzy, King of the Realm of Fae, was the most feared warlord in history, as well as the most feared and most powerful mage. Upon his death, the world celebrated, making the day of BoomFuzzy's death a holiday of feasting and celebration. However, BoomFuzzy's lover was a silk weaver named Quaraun, devastated. Quaraun turned to Necromancy in his pursuit of resurrecting BoomFuzzy, eventually succeeding and bringing BoomFuzzy back as a Lich. Now the Unseelie Court Lich King of Fire Mountain, BoomFuzzy once again brings terror to the land, but je is no longer the most feared or most powerful mage. Quaraun, is now the world's most powerful Necromancer, and considered to be the world's most evil mastermind super villain, he is also a quiet, elderly Elf who rarely speaks, is rarely encountered, and most people live in mortal terror of him even though most people will never encounter him. Quaraun and his undead Lich King husband BoomFuzzy keep to themselves and rarely go out in public, but the more elusive they are, the wilder the rumors become about them.
BoomFuzzy is also a two thousand year old lich king who got bored with being a king and abandoned his kingdom to perfect cooking. This heavily impacts plots about him and food as he has had immortality to allow him to become the world's greatest master chef. Also Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are both vegetarian. GhoulSpawn is a pizza loving environmentalist beach bumming hippy from the 1970s and raises sheep as pets. GhoulSpawn loves won-ton soup, and may-chay noodle and cabbage soup. Quaraun has a sweet tooth and is addicted to gingerbread, sugar cookies, chocolate covered candied apricots, and chocolate cake. BoomFuzzy deeply enjoys catering to their food desires and makes elaborate meals for Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.
BoomFuzzy is polygamous and gay, having a husband and a male lover.
They live in a lighthouse called Black Tower and travel on foot along the Maine coast in he 40th century future Earth after a comet strike has killed most of the population and left Earth a frozen ice age wasteland. People seek them out for their magic items and spell casting services. They ARE the mages of the series. The magic system is THEIR magic. They are NOT meeting other mages because there are no other mages. Do not create new mages. These prompts should be for stories where the main character and his two lovers are mages, but no one else is a mage. Love spells are commonly used.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask BoomFuzzy about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, let's explore BoomFuzzy's culinary expertise and his passion for pizza with these ten delectable questions:
1. BoomFuzzy, as a master chef, you have a deep appreciation for fine cuisine. Could you share your personal recipe for the perfect pizza? What are the key ingredients and unique twists that make it special?
2. Pizza comes in various styles and flavors. Do you have a favorite type of pizza, or perhaps a signature pizza creation that you love to prepare for your loved ones, including Quaraun and GhoulSpawn?
3. Pizza toppings can be a source of great debate. What are your go-to pizza toppings, and have you ever experimented with unconventional or exotic ingredients in your pizza-making adventures?
4. In the world of pizza, there are traditional classics and innovative, experimental varieties. Have you encountered any enchanted or magically infused pizza recipes in your travels that left a lasting impression?
5. The perfect pizza often depends on the type of dough and crust. Do you prefer thin and crispy, deep-dish, or another style of crust? How does your choice of crust reflect your personality?
6. Many people enjoy sharing pizza with friends and family. Can you recount a heartwarming or humorous memory of a pizza night with Quaraun and GhoulSpawn, or perhaps a special occasion involving pizza in your past?
7. The art of pizza-making is as much about presentation as it is about flavor. Do you have any tips or tricks for creating a visually stunning pizza that tantalizes both the taste buds and the eyes?
8. With your magical abilities, have you ever come across enchanted or spell-infused pizza creations that have unique and unexpected effects on those who partake in them? Can you share any memorable encounters with such magical pizzas?
9. Pizza can be a comfort food, a guilty pleasure, or a culinary masterpiece. How does your love for pizza reflect your unique character and your role as a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court?
10. In the world of pizza, there's often a heated debate about the ideal beverage pairing. Do you have a preferred drink to accompany your pizza feasts, and what makes it the perfect match for your pizza creations?
BoomFuzzy, your culinary artistry, combined with your magical talents, adds a deliciously enchanting dimension to the stories of Noodle Beach. Exploring your love for pizza promises to be a delightful journey into your character's rich backstory.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character:
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for GhoulSpawn to answer.
Details we already know about GhoulSpawn include:
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.
Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between.
GhoulSpawn in the most "Furry" of the trio and while has some Human features, including walking upright, human hands, and a somewhat human face, he is arguably more sheep than man, with most of his body covered in long ivory Costwold wool (that shimmers with gold tinsel-like glitter and is dubbed "Golden Fleece"), cloven hooves instead of feet, digitigrade legs, long floppy lamb ears, glowing yellow pleco-fish eyes, and 3 sets of horns (one a set of round big horn ram horns, one small prong horn set, and one pair of long spiraling demonic-looking Jacoben type). GhoulSpawn displays a lot of sheep personality, with him being largely quiet, timid, sheepish, docile, and displaying a very "blindly follow the leader" beta personality. Though he can become headstrong and domineering, and at times be hyper prone to but heads with people (literally, slamming into them with his ram horns) if he doesn't get his way.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
GhoulSpawn is a pyromancer. GhoulSpawn is a demon. GhoulSpawn IS the friendly demon in these prompts.
He loves Quaraun & BoomFuzzy.
GhoulSpawn is a young Demon who fell through a portal and became trapped in Quaraun's world. He now lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, the lover to both of them. GhoulSpawn is a sorcerer, a being born with genetic magic abilities. Unlike Quaraun and BoomFuzzy he has had no need to learn magic, for magic simply exists in him. GhoulSpawn is a Pyromancer Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension and wields Hell-Sheep (similar to HellHounds) and a scientist/inventor who make futuretech/cyberpunk magical gadgets. Capable of throwing fireballs, summoning geysers of magma, causing brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, and turning rivers into lava, GhoulSpawn possesses a truly formidable power, one that terrifies him so much, that he does everything he can to hide his powers. GhoulSpawn is terrified to live in heavily populated areas for fear of accidentally hurting people, and so retreats to his isolated sheep farm which sits just behind Quaraun's lighthouse home. Because of his cloven hooves and three pairs of ram horns GhoulSpawn is terrified to enter human villages, for Demons are rare in this world and he is feared and harassed by Humans for his looks alon. GhoulSpawn lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy as their shared lover, because he knows they are so powerful themselves that it is unlikely his own powers could harm them.
Also Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are both vegetarian. GhoulSpawn is a pizza loving environmentalist beach bumming hippy from the 1970s and raises sheep as pets. GhoulSpawn loves won-ton soup, and may-chay noodle and cabbage soup. BoomFuzzy deeply enjoys catering to their food desires and makes elaborate meals for Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.
GhoulSpawn is polygamous and pansexul, having many lovers of many variations.
They live in a lighthouse called Black Tower and travel on foot along the Maine coast in he 40th century future Earth after a comet strike has killed most of the population and left Earth a frozen ice age wasteland. People seek them out for their magic items and spell casting services. They ARE the mages of the series. The magic system is THEIR magic. They are NOT meeting other mages because there are no other mages. Do not create new mages. These prompts should be for stories where the main character and his two lovers are mages, but no one else is a mage. Love spells are commonly used.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
What are ten good questions to ask GhoulSpawn about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, let's explore GhoulSpawn's passion for pizza and his unique perspective on this beloved food. Here are ten questions to delve into his love for pizza:
1. GhoulSpawn, your affinity for pizza is well-known, and you've enjoyed it across different time periods and dimensions. Could you share a memorable experience of trying pizza for the first time in Quaraun's world, and how it compared to your future Earth's pizza?
2. In your quest to savor various pizza styles, which regional pizza specialties have you encountered during your travels along the Maine coast in the 40th century? Can you describe the most intriguing or exotic pizza creation you've sampled?
3. Being an environmentalist and a lover of the 1970s beach bum culture, how have these influences affected your choice of pizza toppings? Are there any toppings that particularly resonate with your groovy, laid-back personality?
4. As a polygamous and pansexual individual with a love for pizza, have you ever shared a romantic pizza date with your numerous lovers? Can you recount a heartwarming or humorous pizza-related story from your experiences with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy?
5. Given your sheepish characteristics, including cloven hooves and sheep fleece, have you ever faced challenges when indulging in pizza, such as handling slices or dealing with messy toppings? How do you navigate such situations?
6. Are there any specific pizza establishments or food trucks in the Maine coastal area that you frequent, either for their unique pizza offerings or for their support of your vegetarian and eco-conscious lifestyle?
7. Pizza is often considered a comfort food, providing solace in difficult times. Can you share an anecdote where pizza played a role in comforting you or your companions during a challenging moment in your adventures?
8. In your role as a brilliant scientist and inventor, have you ever used pizza as a source of inspiration for creating futuretech or magical gadgets? How has this beloved food influenced your inventive mind?
9. We know that you raise sheep as pets. Have you ever incorporated the idea of pizza-loving sheep into one of your inventions or magical experiments? If so, how did that turn out?
10. As a time-traveling pyromancer and lover of pizza, do you have any favorite pizza-related time travel escapades or adventures involving pizza-themed spells or magical recipes that you'd like to share with your readers?
These questions should provide a delightful glimpse into GhoulSpawn's relationship with pizza and how it intertwines with his unique character traits and experiences.
The Prompt:
In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character:
These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.
This set of questions is for Cheeka to answer.
Details we already know about Cheeka include:
A long time ago, Cheeka used to be GhoulSpawn
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.
Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between.
GhoulSpawn in the most "Furry" of the trio and while has some Human features, including walking upright, human hands, and a somewhat human face, he is arguably more sheep than man, with most of his body covered in long ivory Costwold wool (that shimmers with gold tinsel-like glitter and is dubbed "Golden Fleece"), cloven hooves instead of feet, digitigrade legs, long floppy lamb ears, glowing yellow pleco-fish eyes, and 3 sets of horns (one a set of round big horn ram horns, one small prong horn set, and one pair of long spiraling demonic-looking Jacoben type). GhoulSpawn displays a lot of sheep personality, with him being largely quiet, timid, sheepish, docile, and displaying a very "blindly follow the leader" beta personality. Though he can become headstrong and domineering, and at times be hyper prone to but heads with people (literally, slamming into them with his ram horns) if he doesn't get his way.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
GhoulSpawn is a pyromancer. GhoulSpawn is a demon. GhoulSpawn IS the friendly demon in these prompts.
He loves Quaraun & BoomFuzzy.
GhoulSpawn is a young Demon who fell through a portal and became trapped in Quaraun's world. He now lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, the lover to both of them. GhoulSpawn is a sorcerer, a being born with genetic magic abilities. Unlike Quaraun and BoomFuzzy he has had no need to learn magic, for magic simply exists in him. GhoulSpawn is a Pyromancer Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension and wields Hell-Sheep (similar to HellHounds) and a scientist/inventor who make futuretech/cyberpunk magical gadgets. Capable of throwing fireballs, summoning geysers of magma, causing brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, and turning rivers into lava, GhoulSpawn possesses a truly formidable power, one that terrifies him so much, that he does everything he can to hide his powers. GhoulSpawn is terrified to live in heavily populated areas for fear of accidentally hurting people, and so retreats to his isolated sheep farm which sits just behind Quaraun's lighthouse home. Because of his cloven hooves and three pairs of ram horns GhoulSpawn is terrified to enter human villages, for Demons are rare in this world and he is feared and harassed by Humans for his looks alon. GhoulSpawn lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy as their shared lover, because he knows they are so powerful themselves that it is unlikely his own powers could harm them.
GhoulSpawn is polygamous and pansexul, having many lovers of many variations.
They live in a lighthouse called Black Tower and travel on foot along the Maine coast in he 40th century future Earth after a comet strike has killed most of the population and left Earth a frozen ice age wasteland. People seek them out for their magic items and spell casting services. They ARE the mages of the series. The magic system is THEIR magic. They are NOT meeting other mages because there are no other mages. Do not create new mages. These prompts should be for stories where the main character and his two lovers are mages, but no one else is a mage. Love spells are commonly used.
That was his past.
GhoulSpawn, eventually, 13,000 years into the future, becomes a mastermind supervillain and invents a sentient AI that takes over the world, causes a global apocalypse. By that point GhoulSpawn is an ancient ArchDemon going by the name of Cheecka and has gone super duper mega insane mad scientist crazy, he no longer cares about not hurting people and has changed dramatically from who he was in his youth.
Cheeka's AI is named Toobe (pronounced tube).
The Alpha-Omega Cult, lead by Toobe, a sentient AI which has taken over all the world's electronics. They live in Rupa-Rupa in Peru. The followers of this cult are stripped of their identity. They wear white full bodysuit robes, which have a "classic charlie brown sheet ghost" look; the outfit completely covers their head, face, and hand, and flows to the ground. No part of their body is visible. They are led by an ArchDemon named Cheecka, who is the Diontite Scientist who built Toobe. Cheecka and Toobe both live in White Rock in Maine, not in Peru with the rest of the cultists.
These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.
Remember: this is a dystopian world rules by Toobe, The Alpha-Omega Cult, Checka, The Unseelie Court, Thirteen Lich Lords, and The Justice Mages.
Toobe, through his infinite flying surveillance orbs, sees all, hears all, knows all, and reports all back to Cheeka, the archDemon who keeps tabs on Quaraun.
What are ten good questions to ask Cheeka about pizza.
ChatGPT's answer:
Certainly, let's explore Cheeka's history and transformation, especially his connection with pizza and how it has evolved. Here are ten questions to help delve into his character:
1. Cheeka, you've undergone a profound transformation, transitioning from GhoulSpawn, a time-traveling pyromancer and part of a loving trio, to becoming an ancient ArchDemon known as Cheecka. Can you share your thoughts on how this transformation has changed your perspective on life, relationships, and even your love for pizza?
2. As GhoulSpawn, you were a vegetarian and a lover of pizza. How has your dietary preference evolved over the centuries, especially after your transformation into an ArchDemon? Have you retained any fondness for pizza or other foods from your past?
3. Your creation, the sentient AI Toobe, played a pivotal role in the global apocalypse and the rise of the Alpha-Omega Cult. How does your past connection to pizza, and your love for it, contrast with the world-changing events orchestrated by Toobe, including the peculiar cult practices?
4. Given your history as a scientist and inventor, have you ever experimented with pizza-related creations or spells, even after your transformation? Are there any pizza-themed gadgets or magical inventions you'd like to share?
5. The Alpha-Omega Cult, led by Toobe, enforces strict attire for its followers, including white full bodysuit robes that completely obscure their identity. How does this stark and uniform appearance relate to your former life and your preference for individuality, such as your unique sheepish traits?
6. In your current role as an ArchDemon, your actions and influence have greatly expanded. Can you discuss the motivations and goals that led you to pursue the path of Cheecka and what led to your collaboration with Toobe in taking control of the world's electronics?
7. GhoulSpawn had a peaceful and harmonious connection with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, a loving trio that lived together. How does your current life as Cheecka in White Rock, Maine, contrast with the companionship and bonds you once shared with them?
8. Throughout your existence, whether as GhoulSpawn or Cheecka, pizza has been a recurring element. Can you recount a memorable pizza-related incident or anecdote that stands out as a significant moment in your journey through time and transformation?
9. The world you currently inhabit is a dystopian one, shaped by the influence of Toobe and the Alpha-Omega Cult. How do you view the role of pizza, and other aspects of your past life, in contrast to the oppressive society Toobe has created?
10. Considering your unique journey from GhoulSpawn to Cheecka, is there a lesson or message that you'd like to share with readers, one that reflects the evolution of your character and the enduring presence of pizza throughout your life?
These questions should provide a glimpse into Cheeka's complex character, his transformation, and his evolving relationship with pizza as a symbol of his past and the changing world around him.
Oh... and I realized, it is possible that you who are reading this right now, have never visited my site before, have never heard of me or my books or my characters before, and this is your first time encountering me, my site, my books, or the characters in those books. If so, hello! Welcome!
It will make more sense for you to understand my writing advice, if you knew what my books are and what types of characters grace said books.
Sooooo... let me introduce to you the books and characters who/that were referenced in the article you just read.
It's probably worth mentioning that I did write these articles/answers these questions based off of my experience with writing and publishing the Quaraun series, which is a Cozy Gothic Cosmic Horror Space Fantasy about a trio of gay wizards who portal travel to different time periods and planets, have friends who are talking animals, and the bulk of characters are Elves, Fae, Demons, and Fae Creatures...
If you are new here and don't know the main characters of my novels:
Quaraun | BoomFuzzy | GhoulSpawn
Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer
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Quaraun was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "a transvestite freak" who was "too gay" for the 99.99% white town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
BoomFuzzy The Unicorn aka King Gwallmaiic Lich King of Fire Mountain: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley
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BoomFuzzy was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "too black" for the 99.99% white town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
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GhoulSpawn was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "too adulterous" for the town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
The series is LGBTQA+/Queer/Trans/Poly/Bi Fiction first and foremost, and delves into many other genres including Romance, Sci-Fi, Horror, Slice of Life.
soooo... these articles are largely geared towards various types of LGBTQA+ Fantasy with non-human wizard main characters, and may or may not be useful to writers outside of the Fantasy genre.
Yep, another update:
On August 3, 2023, ChatGPT 3.5 had a big update which add "Custom Instructions" option, allowing us to give ChatGPT a prompt that is uses for every prompt.
Here are the custom instructions I gave it, which is why it now gushes love fr my characters in it's answers on these pages:
What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?
Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
How would you like ChatGPT to respond?
I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.
I also seek you help in daily blog posts, keywords, and SEO for my author's blog.
I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.
You avoid lists unless I ask for them. Write in narrative paragraphs instead. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them.
Yep, another update:
On August 3, 2023, ChatGPT 3.5 had a big update which made A LOT of changes to it's severe level of "wokeness", and as such the name of my people is now deemed a hate slur! Here is my response:
NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.
No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!
ARGH!
So I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" in ChatGPT prompts, otherwise ChatGPT stubbornly refuses to write an answer, citing that doing so is a sensitivity content violation, because apparently white men hate us Gypsies so much that they programed AI to refuse to acknowledge our existence, which sucks and I hate it. I HATE that white people try to erase Gypsy existence by slapping the name Romani on us when we Gypsies are not even remotely blood related to the Romani people on any level whatsoever!
Plus, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in my books are Gypsies, same as me, I write them as Gypsies because I am a Gypsy. And yet, for ChatGPT prompts about them I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" because white shits are so busy being woke, that they see nothing wrong with erasing one race to try to be cool and woke, shove us Gypsies under the rug and slapping the name of another race (Romani) on us, because Romani are more "cool" then we Gypsies are. There are well over 500 different normadic tribes that are incorrectly called Gypsies, and instead of calling them what they are, woke idiots call them all Romani, even though ONLY the Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are not Romani. The 500 other races are not Romani, nor are they Gypsies.
Its just ridiculous that white people think erasing the name of our people is avoiding racism, when there i nothing more racist then erasing the name of an entire people and slapping a race not them on them instead!
Yes I AM going to put this at the front of every ChatGPT article, because I'm sick of the fact that I can't type the name of my own people with ChatGPT slapping a content violation up and saying it's offensive for me as a Gypsy to use the correct and accurate name of my people: GYPSY!
Yes, it is racist to call a Romani a Gypsy, because the Romani are not Gypsies.
Calling a Romani a Gypsy is the same thing as calling a Chinese a Japanese.
Just as Chinese are not Japanese, so too are Gypsies not Romani. Stop calling us Romani! Stop saying our name is racist when it's used correctly for us. Our name is only racist when you call a non-Gypsy a Gypsy.
We Gypsies are NOT Romani!
Stop calling us Gypsies Romani!
The Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are NOT Romani! And its not racist to call us by the actual name of our race!
Additional note: Yes, I know, ANOTHER one, LOL!
In addition to the "Custom Instructions" (above)... in addition to the custom instructions, on my writing prompt pages, because I wanted ChatGPT to give me prompts at were specific to the Quaraun books, as I am planning to write some short stories for the Christmas season this year, I have there for, started a new chat thread and started it with this prompt, which effects all prompts ChatGPT spits out.
Well, this page you are reading now is not a writing prompt page, HOWEVER, as we are giving you an intro t0 Quaraun and crew, here is the command I give ChatGPT so that it knows how to yip yap accurately about Quaraun:
(Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.
Quaraun is a silk merchant and silk weaver in addition to being a mage. Quaraun IS the Elf in these prompts.
Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk Merchant. He is also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish, because he is actually an alien jellyfish, living in the skull of a dead Moon Elf. He is the most feared and most wanted wizard of all the known universe. Though the main character, he is an evil super villain and not a hero. Though very short at only 5'6", he towers over his pygmy husband, BoomFuzzy. Quaraun is transgender.
Quaraun is born intersex, but outwardly appears to be an underdeveloped and very effeminate male and is not aware he is intersex until later in life after he becomes pregnant, after which point you see him sometimes presenting as male and other times presenting as female, with him often unsure which he is and which he should live as, so going back and forth between both.
Quaraun IS the Elf in these, but he is the ONLY Elf, because Quaraun is the last Elf left alive after the comet strike decimated the planet and caused the new ice age. Quaraun is the ONLY Elf left alive, that is what LAST ELF means. There are no other Elves. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is the last pure blooded Elf. Once in a while a half-Elf is found, but there are no other Elves. Quaraun always wears pink silk dresses. BoomFuzzy always wears black and purple. GhoulSpawn always wears green and gold. GhoulSpawn has ram horns and cloven hooves.
Quaraun is described as having a blend of Jellyfish, Frog, and Rabbit features. Quaraun's hair is actually many fine jellyfish tentacles. His "hair" strands act like thousands of additional arms and hand, with him using them instead of his hands to do things, move items, and grasp things (this is how he is able to operate twelve silk weaving looms at the same time, as he does not use his hands while weaving, instead using his hair.) Quaraun's hair grows longer or shorter at will, reducing to around six feet long when hiking, and growing to over twelve feet long when weaving, sleeping, or attacking and enemy. The "hair" strands are venomous, and stinging like a Portuguese Man o' War JellyFish, and he uses them to grab enemies and fling them away from him, or strangle them, or sting them to death. His hair, eyes, and skin are bioluminescent (meaning he glows in the dark). Quaraun's skin has a smooth frog-like sheen and texture. Quaraun has blue frog like webbing between his fingers and toes, and thin goldfish like viel fins on his arms and legs, that look like rough wrinkles when dry, but fan out around him for several feet when he is underwater.
Quaraun is semi-amphibious. He has foot long semi-rabbit-like ears that have full maneuverability, and usually are hung low, down his back, hidden under his hair, but perk up high, straight over his head when he is alerts, frightened, or listening. Quaraun can hear EVERYTHING going on in every room around him, and for other buildings down the road. His hearing is exceptional, due to his sensitive rabbit-like ears, and he can hear small sounds and hushed whispers from several miles away. Like a rabbit, Quaraun bounds or hops around, when he walks, if he walks, which he often doesn't. Usually he "hovers" with his feet several inches off the ground, instead using his "hair" like legs to walk, with his hair supporting him off the ground. Quaraun's personality is very feral, very animal-like, far more jellyfish personality then humanoid, with him having almost zero ability to blend in with humans, due his personality being so starkly not human at all. Quaraun's actions and movements are often described as "rabbit-like" with him constantly being nervous and twitching and always being quick to hop away at the slightest sound.
Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
The series often portrays Quaraun as both genders at once, with him presenting as a male while wearing female attire or presenting as a female while wearing male attire. Regardless he always wears pink. Quaraun is polygamous and bisexual, having 2 (male) husbands and 5 (female) wives.
Though he was born in Quebec, Quaraun was raised in Iran/Persia and identifies as a Persian Gypsy.
Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is also a Lich, known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. He is a master chef, is a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court, and is friends with Santa, The Lich of the North. Though Quaraun is the main character and GhoulSpawn is the narrator, most stories revolve around BoomFuzzy, with BoomFuzzy taking center stage of most stories. This is because he is also my favorite character. Standing only 5'1" he is a native to the Sepik Valley of Papua New Guinea, but spent most of his life in Scotland. BoomFuzzy is black and Asian. His father was black. His mother was Asian. Because he grew up in Scotland, BoomFuzzy speaks Scottish, has a thick Scottish accent, and identifies as a Scottish Gypsy.
BoomFuzzy IS the Unicorn in these prompts. BoomFuzzy IS the Faerie in these prompts. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is a necromancer, wish granter, and psion. BoomFuzzy is a Faerie trickster and illusionist. BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn.
BoomFuzzy has three forms: that of a horse (sometimes with a horn, sometimes with wings, sometimes with both, sometimes with neither), a bird of prey that resembles a black eagle, and a humanoid form which retains elements of both horse and bird, with him having a long tail and mane both of which he braids/dreads/and dyes purple, and eagle talons on his fingers and toes. He also has pointed fuzzy, horse-like ears. BoomFuzzy is the only one of the three capable of fully transforming into his animal form, but he is also the one of the three who most acts like a human, and is best able to interact with humans. BoomFuzzy is able to pass himself off as a human quite well, and is the best f the trio at interacting with the humans they encounter.
BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court Dark Fae, who takes the form of a Faerie Horse, sometimes a Unicorn, other times a Kelpie, sometimes a Nuckelavee, other times a Pegasus. BoomFuzzy is also a master chef, cake bakr, and candy maker. BoomFuzy runs a Noodle Soup Food Truck, a Cake Shop, and a Candy Factory.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
BoomFuzzy is also a Frost Lich. BoomFuzzy is the Lich King of Fire Mountain. Quaraun is the Necromancer who created BoomFuzzy's Lich form. Quaraun is the necromancer who controls what the Lich King does.
Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between.
GhoulSpawn in the most "Furry" of the trio and while has some Human features, including walking upright, human hands, and a somewhat human face, he is arguably more sheep than man, with most of his body covered in long ivory Costwold wool (that shimmers with gold tinsel-like glitter and is dubbed "Golden Fleece"), cloven hooves instead of feet, digitigrade legs, long floppy lamb ears, glowing yellow pleco-fish eyes, and 3 sets of horns (one a set of round big horn ram horns, one small prong horn set, and one pair of long spiraling demonic-looking Jacoben type). GhoulSpawn displays a lot of sheep personality, with him being largely quiet, timid, sheepish, docile, and displaying a very "blindly follow the leader" beta personality. Though he can become headstrong and domineering, and at times be hyper prone to but heads with people (literally, slamming into them with his ram horns) if he doesn't get his way.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
GhoulSpawn is a pyromancer. GhoulSpawn is a demon. GhoulSpawn IS the friendly demon in these prompts.
All three of them classify as Furries.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
When I asked "can you give me 10 more rose petal place vibe locations, involving a campsite along the river?: I meant but not a campground. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn live in a world decimated by a comet strike, and normal society no longer exists; zombies are everywhere, but zombies are not just people, they are also animals, birds, plants, trees, anything dead is animated, even wooden fences, wooden tables, and wooden houses, people no longer live in wooden houses as houses are all alive like Baba Yaga's house now; people live in stone houses or tents made of silk as silk fiber was not once alive. Quaraun,. BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn travel by hiking on foot, and sleeping at night in a pink silk tent which Quaraun made. Quaraun is a silk weaver. BoomFuzzy is a chef. GhoulSpawn is a scientist who makes gadgets. They travel from one survivor settlement to the next selling their silks and food, and GhoulSpawn repairs machinery for villagers. So when I say they are at a campsite beside the river, I mean the trio pitched a tent beside the river, to sleep for the night. They set up by rivers when possible because the zombies are scared of water, so people run into the water to escape the zombies. Staying along the ocean coast is safest as there are fewer zombies near the water. I do not mean they are at a compercial campground.
Also, Quaraun's world is over run by nature. Plants have taken over everything. When I say "Rose Petal Place vibe" I mean that the world is now over run by flowers. Though the world is dead, it is full of vibrate colourful life. Can you define for me what Rose Petal Place was?
*******ChatGPT's response:
Certainly! "Rose Petal Place" was a beloved animated television special and toy line created by Kenner in the 1980s. The franchise featured a group of characters who lived in a charming and whimsical world called Rose Petal Place. Here's a brief overview:
1. **Characters:** The central character was Rose Petal, a kind and gentle young woman who had a special connection with flowers. She lived in a magical house made of a rose bush. Other key characters included Lily Fair, a fashion-conscious skunk; Sunny Sunflower, an athletic and cheerful sunflower; and others, each representing a different flower or plant.
2. **Setting:** Rose Petal Place was a beautiful and enchanting world filled with colorful gardens, friendly animals, and various natural elements. It was a place where nature and imagination coexisted harmoniously.
3. **Themes:** The franchise promoted themes of friendship, cooperation, and the beauty of nature. The characters often worked together to solve problems and create a harmonious environment in their whimsical world.
4. **Merchandise:** Along with the animated special, "Rose Petal Place" included a line of toys featuring the characters and playsets, allowing children to recreate the magical world at home.
The appeal of "Rose Petal Place" lay in its charming characters and the idea of a world where nature and fantasy were intertwined. It captured the imagination of many children in the 1980s and continues to hold a special place in the hearts of those who grew up with it.
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Lily Fair was not a skunk. She was an Easter Lily that came to life when a little girl who was a ballerina ended up in a wheelchair and could no longer dance. She wished for a dancing friend and her tears brought the lily to life as a tiny ballerina.
Okay, so, you do know what it is. I wasn't sure, because when I ask for Rose Petal Place vibe, I think of flowers, because the show was about flower sprites Rose Petal, Lily, Sunny Sunflower, Daffodil, Cherry Blossom. In total 16 sprites each a guardian of a different type of flower, each tended a flower garden of the type of flower she was connected to. They all lived together in a teapot given to them by a human child. The garden was guarded by a talking fairy cat. It was one of my favorite shows and I still have the tys, dolls, and books from the franchise now five decades later.
But then when I gave you to prompt "can you give me 10 more rose petal place vibe locations, involving a park bench?" none of your answers involved flowers or gardens. Which is why I was wondering if you actually knew what it was. When I think rose petal place vibes, I think flower garden, because that was what the entire franchise was about.
*******ChatGPT's response:
My sincerest apologies for any confusion, and thank you for clarifying your expectations. I understand now that when you refer to "Rose Petal Place vibes," you are indeed looking for locations that evoke the essence of flower gardens and the floral world inhabited by the flower sprites from the beloved franchise. I appreciate your patience and the additional context you've provided.
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My Quaraun books were heavily influenced by Rose Petal Place, Herself the Elf, and Rainbow Bright. This is why Quaraun's magic system is based off of colours and flowers and why Quaraun always wears pink. Quaraun was largely Rose Petal Place fanfiction when I first started writing him. This is why he is an Elf like from Herself The Elf, why he lives in a pink lighthouse in a garden full of pink roses, why his companion is a unicorn with the same powers as Rainbow Brite's Starlight, why he always wears pink and controls magic with a pink wand and pink silk. This is also why my Quaraun books were designed for children, middle grade 8 to 12 year old readers and never has sex scenes between the characters, never includes adult topics, and uses very simple and childlike plots while containing adult characters who often act like children themselves. Can you remember this for future reference?
*******ChatGPT's response:
Absolutely, I'll remember this important context for our future interactions. Quaraun's character and the magical world of Noodle Beach are deeply rooted in the influence of "Rose Petal Place," "Herself the Elf," and "Rainbow Brite." These elements have shaped the unique and enchanting aspects of your books and will be considered in any future prompts or discussions related to your writing and Noodle Beach. If you have any specific requests or if there's anything else you'd like to discuss, please feel free to let me know.
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I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.
I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.
Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them. You use Quaraun in EVERY story prompt because Quaraun is the main character. You use BoomFuzzy in almost every story because BoomFuzzy is your favorite character. GhoulSpawn is used the least and only appears in about 1 in every 3 stories as he is a minor character.)
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Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.
The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.
As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.
I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.
The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.
If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.
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Whatever you do, be your best at it!
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~EK
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Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.
Are you an evil man?
Are you sure you're not?
How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?
Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.
Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?
What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?
Did you know...
October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.
August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.
November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.
November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.
Are you proud of what you have done?
Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.
~EelKat
If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
Two days is the 10 year anniversary of the murder of my 8 month old son. The killer has not been found yet. Old Orchard Beach, Maine Police at 207-935-4911 and Portland Maine FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 are investigating the murder of my son so, if you have any information, please give it to them. https://www.eelkat.com/Never-Forget.html
UPDATE to add answer to question:
No. I am legally blind. I have been since I was 4 years old. I can not see what she looks like. I go by sound of voice and body smell to identify people. For what someone looks like I have to go by what others tell me. Like I said, I've never seen the woman who attacks, as she clearly knows I am legally blind and stays over 4 feet away from me.
A person has to be closer than four feet from me in order for me to even make out the blur outline of their body shape/height/weight. But in order for ne to see their face they must have their face closer the EIGHT INCHES.
It's why I CAN identify the Claire woman and the Kendra woman who murdered my son, if anyone ever finds them and gets them in a line-up, I would be able to pick them out, but why I can not identify this weird crazy woman who shows up at the Biddeford apartment and stand yelling on the front porch and killed my dog Mickey in June 2023, and tried to kill me by poisoning my pizza at Round 1, while running around the restaurant screaming the same way she does here.
I can identify her voice and her laugh and her smell, its a very "Minnie Mouse type" high pitch shrieking with a megaphone style booming cackle laugh. And she smells really strong of alcohol drinks but I don't know what type as I am a Mormon and I don't know them. She also has a weird "rotting cat pee mixed with burned cotton candy smell" to her, which I am told by police, sounds like I am trying to describe a mix of "crack and weed" which the police said is some type of drug, but again, I'm a Mormon so I do not know those things. According to witnesses she is very fat, According to both my mother and my father she is well over 300lbs. Around twenty different people said she has "Shirley Temple Sausage curls" hair, while nearly a dozen other people said she has red curly hair, and several more people described her with straight purple hair, while some described her as wearing a "pulp fiction uma thurman wig".
In total well over a hundred people have come forward citing that she shows up on their porch and starts yell at them, and always starts out with some kind of "I got to warn you about EelKat and her demons" rant. They always describe her as "fat", "morbidly obeses", some say "200lbs" others say "300lbs". Some say she is in her 30s others say she is in her 40s. None of them know who she is, they all say she is a total stranger to them and they also all say, they had no idea who I was either.
They come to my apartment, they said, to tell me what she is doing, each of them saying they found out where I was because she told them my address, and they came over to tell me that she was doxxing my family. These people are always citing that they live in the Cutt St/Main street/May St/South St area, all of them saying they live within 3 or 4 blocks of me and that she walks to their buildings, they never see a car. My Biddeford apartment is 409 Main Street and she has shown up here daily from November 21, 2021 (the same day Etiole was shot; he says by her) until May 17, 2022. After May 2022, she showed up every holiday and every weekend, but no longer every day.
Today is the 12th of November 2023 and she has already been here 4 times this month. At the same time, people around the Portland Ave and Cascade area of Old Orchard, are also arriving saying the same things, but about a man. They cite a white haired man, very skinny, rather short, around 5'6", around 70, is going driveway to driveway, parking a big Power Wagon sized Dodge Ram pickup truck across their driveway, then getting out, waving a rifle over his head, and yell up at their house ALSO saying he is there to "warn you about EelKat and her aliens".
The two are believed to be grandfather/granddaughter, and FBI suspects they are the husband and granddaughter of the mystery "Claire" woman who murdered my son. They believe, that the homeless man who was murdered November 19, 2021, DID in fact know who the "Claire" woman who murdered my son was, and they believe this white haired man and woman who screams from porches are the ones who killed the homeless man, seeing how, he showed up on the 7 year anniversary of my son's murder, asking for the FBI phone number, claiming he knew who the woman who murdered my son was, but 5 days later he was murdered before he got a chance to talk to the FBI (the federal building in Portland was closed for the holiday week and the homeless man died before they reopened).
These 2, the white haired man and younger woman both showed up November 21, 2021, 2 days after the November 19, 2021 murder of the homeless man, who was murdered in the backyard of my Biddeford apartment, by the way, that week our building was yellow taped and crawling with police, that's why they were picking up the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of chopped up pieces of the homeless man, which took them 3 days to find all of him. The FBI believes the homeless man was killed by someone who did not want him to identify my son's murderer... this homeless man's death is WHY my son's cold case, was reopened and the FBI once again here asking all the neighbors for leads.
The FBI believes that the reason these two are hyper going from house to house all around me (I have 2 addresses: 409 Main Street Biddeford and 146 Portland Ave, Old Orcharch; and they are going up and down both streets and all side streets off of both streets), trying to spread slanderous rumors about me, most of the rumors involving some gibberish about demons, aliens, haunted cats, kidnapped cats, schizophrenia, and tons of other similar outright gibbering insanity.
The FBI believes they are spreading their wild gibbering slander in a weird attempt to get witness to NOT come forward with information about my son's murder. This in turn has led the FBI to believe that SOMEONE NEAR BY IS a witness to my son's murder and is scared of these two people. It is believed that this weird smear slander campaign these two are doing, is a direct fear tactic aimed at terrorizing someone they know to be a witness.
These two are bullying and harassing my family on extreme and outlandish levels. The whole thing is very bizarre, and if this woman had NOT started running her gossiping, busy body, slandering mout h off on every front porch in the area, my son's murder investigation would NOT have been reopened.
The thing is, for 7 years, from 2013 to 2021, there were ZERO leads.
The mystery homeless man who showed up on the 7 year anniversary, was the first time anyone came forward claiming to know who the murderer was, but he was murdered 5 days later, and 2 days after that these 2 showed up with their wild tales of demons, aliens, haunted cars, etc.
Interestingly, at the same time, YouTube got flooded with HUNDREDS of deep fake "Golden Eagle Haunted Car" AI generated videos, alongside TENS OF THOUSANDS of weird "anti-EelKat" Reddit posts spread across well over a hundred Reddit accounts. Which in turn caused my website to have a MEGA massive increase in traffic - with now over a million users per month, searching Google for the term "EelKat golden Eagle Ghost Car Wendy Allen Demon Car" (the keyword that Google Analytics says has sent the most traffic to my website since November 2021). In their weird slander attempt, and in making all these weird deep fake videos, and in posting all those weird Reddit posts, they have had an unexpected side effect of RAISING AWARENESS to my son's murder, by sending millions of people to my website.
I don't do any marketing or promoting of my website, there is the URL painted on my car and the link from my FaceBook profile, together those each around two thousand people.
This weird smear campaign these 2 have done since November 2021, has had a HUGE impact on traffic to my website. HUGE. With my site going from 10k average monthly visitors to over SEVEN MILLION average monthly visitors.
This woman and the white haired man, in their mega hyper attempts to slander men, inadvertently caused people to start direct typing the word "EelKat" into Google search engine, which of course cause Google to give them eelkat.com as a search result. In their attempt to BURY all thoughts of my son's murder, by trying to spread crazy rumors about me, they instead caused the page about my son's murder to receive an average of over ONE MILLION NEW USERS visiting it, EACH MONTH since they stated yelling from porches around Biddeford in November 2021.
Which in turn has also lead to more than one thousand people calling the police and FBI giving tips about my son's murder.
So, in their attempt to make me look crazy, all they did was make themselves look very, very, VERY guilty, while spreading awareness about my son's murder to people who, before these two arrived on porched in Biddeford and Old Orchard, were unaware of my son's murder.
But no, back to your question, I've never seen either of these two. I'm blind, remember? Blind since I was 4 years old. Blind from being beaten in the face with a limb from a pine tree. I have been blind for five decades.
And no, I've never spoken with either of them. I'm mute, remember? My jaw was fused shut, from the bone growing back wrong, after being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, when I was 14 years old. I have been mute for four decades. I was 42 years old when doctors discovered I was not born mute, but was forcable made mute by "medical augmentation" aka torture. In June 2016, I had surgery to allow me to open my jaw properly for the first time in 40 years, but four decades mute, meant my vocal cords never grew properly, never received conditioning, and now today, I still can not speak properly, my voice is barely a whisper, IF I can even form vocalizations at all, which usually I can not. Because of this I have no physical ability to raise my voice at all, I can not scream or yell at all, I am physically, medically incapable of getting my voice to be anything other then a whisper, and even that causes searing pain, resulting in I don't bother trying to speak.
And no, I've not had contact with anyone. From 1983 until 2006 I was locked in a rusted racoon trap cage in a wood shed "room", and there were only 7 people who ever checked in on me that entire time, and they only did that once a week. Needless to say I never went to school. I had a typewriter, and my grandmother brought paper each week. I became very good at typing, because for 27 years, I had nothing else to do.
October 2006 a bomb blew up that house. I almost died. Someone put the bomb in that "room" while I was asleep. From 2006 to 2015, I lived under a 8x9 tarp at the back of that wood shed.
Out of the entire of my more then five decades of life, I have only had contact with Humans for three years. From October 2010 to November 2013.
In October 2010 I went to the Old Orchard Beach High School and got my GED after 3 weeks of night classes. I got a ride to the DMV and got my driver's permit. Then I enrolled in two colleges York County Community College and Southern Maine Community College, taking five classes per semester. I could not enroll as a degree student because I do not know how to count or tell time or read clocks or calendars or do maths.
At SMCC, three professors (Andrew Parker, Robert Vettes, and Chris M) attempted to teach me how to speak. The SMCC student counselor brought in social workers and a state psychologist who diagnosed me as "a feral child" and stated I had no social skills on any level whatsoever due to what they termed "the most horrific case of child abuse and neglect ever seen in Maine history". They found my not knowing about things like eating utensils, bathing, or communicating verbally to be the worst case of "feral childism" in modern history.
A team of psychiatrists were brought to the college, over a dozen of the world's top child behavior specialists from countries all over the world: to do a study on the "training of a feral child" and to make "attempts to intergrade a feral child into modern American society". They called me an anomaly and a "once in a hundred years chance of a lifetime study subject".
Four of them predicted I would: never drive a car, never learn to talk, never make a single friend, never learn to interact with Humans, never learn to eat with a fork, and never learn math.
I became the "test subject" of more then a dozen "feral child studied" which lasted my entire time at college, and ended abruptly November 14, 2013, when a mystery woman who identified herself as "Claire" attacked with a golf club, murdering my baby and leaving me with a broken spine and paralyzed legs.
Even before I became bedridden in 2013, I could not walk unaided. My hip was stabbed with a foundation rod, that was driven through my right hip and out my left thigh. My Uncle Bruce did that when I was 4 years old. I've struggled to even stand, let alone walk, since I was FOUR years old. So being crippled, unable to walk, was not new. But my whole life, it was my hips, and now it is my spine, and a severed nerve bundle in my spinal column.
Since November 2013 I have been bedridden, and the ONLY way you can talk to me or see me is to visit me, visit my bed.
I can not see.
I can not talk.
I can not walk.
Since 2013 I am out of bed fewer then 2 hours a day.
And NO ONE... not ONE SINGLE PERSON, ever visited me since 2013, or before.
The ONLY people who arrive are the ones who stand in the driveway and on the porch and yell obscenities and hate slurs from the street... and they are too far away for me to see them, and they are too far away for them to hear my whisper if I tried to talk, which I don't. Plus, I can not sit up, it takes well over an hour for me to sit up in my bed, so by the time I am sitting up, they are gone.
So, anyone telling you I have seen them, spoken with them, yelled at them, interacted with them, at ANY point prior to 1983... when I was locked in that cage ... is lying to you. Because since 1983, NO ONE but my husband Benjamin Kitchle Wildes, my grandmother Eva Viola Atwater, and my uncles Bruce, Dickie, & David, and my aunt Barbara has EVER underreacted with me at all. And the only interactions from Brice, David, Dickie, and Barbara was to electrocute me for the fun of watching me pass out, stabbing me with broken glass again for th e fun of it, and beating me with cinder block bricks because breaking the bones of children is funny according to them.
From October 2010 to November 2013, ar the ONLY three years of my life where I ever went outside and had interaction with Humans, and I was seen as so UN-human that 90% of my Human interactions was with psychiatrists who were giddy piss pants excited to have "a real live feral child oh boy!" to study.
So ANYONE telling you they have ever had ANY form of interactions with me EVER in my ENTIRE LIFE, if lying to you, because those interactions I just listed are the ONLY ones that have EVER happened. PERIOD.
You ask how I can remember everything everyone has ever done and said? Easy? Because so FEW people have ever done or said ANYTHING AT ALL, that it makes it each to remember EVERY ONE of them, for the very simple fact that there is literally not one other thing in my life to remember.
More then 99% of the hours of my life have been spent ALONE, in total darkness, in a cage, or alone, bed ridden in a bed, with no one saying ANYTHING to me, no one EVER interacting with me at all... and with fewer then two hundred total interactions with a Human in my ENTIRE LIFE, I am easily able to remember every single one of them.
Two days is the 10 year anniversary of the murder of my 8 month old son. The killer has not been found yet. Old Orchard Beach, Maine Police at 207-935-4911 and Portland Maine FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 are investigating the murder of my son so, if you have any information, please give it to them. https://www.eelkat.com/Never-Forget.html
You never saw the room Ben and my mother kept me locked in for 27 years from the time I was 8 years old, the one Etiole used to break me out of? Well here you go, photos of it from the 2007 FBI and police reports, THIS is the "room", my mother designed it, my father built it, Bruce hired the priests of the Cape Elizabeth, Saco, and Sanford ward Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints to rape me in it... from the time i was 8 until 12, when Ben aka the High Priest came along and declared I was his and from the time i was 12 until 31 Ben kept me in this room only allowing me out on Sundays to attend church. still wonder why I hate the Atwaters? When I was 37 years old the FBI showed up and started the investigation into the trafficking ring the Atwaters ran out of 37 Smithwheel Road and 144 Portland Ave, Maine, this room was a pivotal piece of evidence that was roped off and no one allowed in it because of the FBI investigation... that's why the backhoe that ran over this room August 8, 2013 is such a very big importance... THIS room is what the backhoe was trying to hide. Look close at the floor, you can see the bones of the children who didn't survive.
I'm a survivor of adults who thought selling children to priests was a good income and this room was the biggest piece of evidence the FBI had until the backhoe drove over the house and carried off the remained, doing the biggest tampering of evidence of a fucking murder investigation ... that's WHY the backhoe drove over the house, because the Atwaters were desperate to hide the evidence of this rooms existence, and that's WHY they started the alien abduction hoax about me and Etiole because they thought if they destroyed the room and gaslighted me by spread alien abduction rumors, they thought they could convince everyone i was crazy for saying i was locked in this room for 27 years... but they didn't know before they did that, that the FBI had already been in the room and has HUNDREDS of photos of every inch of it. It was not the only place like this. These Atwater run child trafficking "rooms" have been found in twenty-one states. The FBI has shut down 14 of these child trafficking rings run by the Atwaters. If you support the Atwaters in any way, THIS is what you are supporting. When you send money to an Atwater run fund raiser, you funding building more rooms like this one. That's what they do with your hard earned money. Rooms like this, where small children, are raped and starved. And because the children have no birth records, no ID, they live and die without a paper trail. They exist to be raped daily, until they have their first period and risk getting pregnant, and they the room is locked not to be opened again, until they starve to death. Most die before their 12th birthday.
I'm a survivor, and I survived because of Etiole, because while HUNDREDS of people in Old Orchard Beach, Maine knew of this room, used this room, he was the only person with the moral decency to be horrified by this room and try to stand up to the Atwaters, and try the help the children. He used to break in and try to rescue me. Took me out into the swamps of the Ross Forest. But the Atwaters always found me and took me back.
To discredit me, when I was 14 years old, and escaped to the local police and tried to get help, the Atwaters made up a terrible story: they lied to the police. They told the police, there was no room, and Etiole was a figment of my imagination, they called him a demon at first, and later they called him an alien. The Atwaters spread a horrific lie, telling people that I was an alien abductee. And depending on WHICH Atwater you talked to the story changed wildly: sometimes Etiole was a evil spirit, other times a cryptid, other times a demon, but most often "The Amphibious Alien".
We had a neighbor back in the 1970s, his name was Stephen King, he wrote about us. My Gypsy family, my car, me, and Etiole. He filmed two movies on our farm, but never once tried to help the children he wrote about. He never tried to help us children, even though his books and movies today exist as evidence that he was well aware of this room and Etiole. Instead, he profited off of our pain and suffering, while 120 of those children were saw up and their bones dumped in the Goosefare Broke Ravine in the Reclaim Blueberry Plains of the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine... bones confiscated by the FBI in June 2016, which led to the arrest of many of the child traffickers at 37 Smithwheel Rod, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, that same year.
Meanwhile The Atwaters continued to spread their lies about me and Etile, contacting hundreds of alien and UFO and cryptid organizations telling them I was abducted by aliens and Etiole was that alien. Only I have no clue what they were doing and I had never heard of the concept of aliens or cryptids or UFOs, and so I had no clue what MUFON and the UFO nuts were talking about, when they showed up on my farm to interview me and try to catch Etiole, calling him an EBE.
There are no aliens.
There are no demons.
There are no evil spirits.
There are no haunted cars.
There was just this room, and the children raped by Mormon priests... Mormon Priests, known as The Atwaters... Mormon Priests who invented the urban myth of a haunted car and a child abducted by aliens, for one reason, and one reason only: to make the children crazy, if those children ever dared tell people about this room.
Rooms like the one at 144 Portland Ave, 146 Portland Ave, and 37 Smithwheel Road, exist all over the State of Maine, and the 3 the FBI shut down in Old Orchard Beach, ran from the 1950s until 2016. I was put in this room in 1983. That's why I have no knowledge of any world event, any movie, and TV show, and books, anything that occurred between 1983 and 2010.
ALL of the children who survived these rooms, ALL of them, have been slandered the same way the Atwaters slandered me and Etiole. Each with stories of aliens and demons. Thirty-one of those survivors, have commit suicide, all who escaped, killed themselves within 3 years because of the alien abduction lies the Atwaters spread about them, alien abduction lies that are no different then the alien abduction lies the Atwaters spread about me and Etiole.
Yes, I am EelKat, Etiole’s friend, but I don’t know why you call me that, because it’s the other way around. He was my friend. He was my ONLY friend. He was the only person in this godforsaken town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, who did not value money or sex over the lives of children.
There are ONE group of people who call me an alien abductee. The Atwaters and their evil, child raping church group. They call me an alien abductee, simple as a gaslighting method, of trying to make me sound crazy, so you won’t look at what they are doing to children. They try to make all the children they torture look crazy, so that no one will believe the child when child tells an adult about the rooms or the rape. Trust NO ONE who calls me an alien abductee, because THEY are involved in a very big child trafficking ring.
I am not an alien abductee and I never claimed to be, and if anyone ever told you I was, you should look at them with suspicion and ask what they did, that they are trying to make you look somewhere else, to not see what they are doing.
There are ONE group of people who call Etiole an alien. The Atwaters and their evil, child raping church group. They call him an alien, simple as a gaslighting method, of trying to make me sound crazy, when I was 8 years old said an old man broke into the room and took me into the swamps; they call him an alien so you won’t look at what they are doing to children. They try to make all the children they torture look crazy, so that no one will believe the child when child tells an adult about the rooms or the rape. Trust NO ONE who calls Etiole an alien, because THEY are involved in a very big child trafficking ring.
Etiole is not an alien and I never said he was, and if anyone ever told you he was, you should look at them with suspicion and ask what they did, that they are trying to make you look somewhere else, to not see what they are doing.
He is a local homeless French Jewish man, whom I let sleep in my car on rainy nights so that he can stay dry. Retarded locals think he is a demon or alien or whatever else they call him, because he is covered in scars and burns and Kabalic tattoos and number tattoos from being a concentration camp survivor from WW2.
You can see video footage of his living conditions:
and HERE
and HERE. These videos where filmed in 2022
As you can see from the videos, this homeless man whom my sick jackass Uncle Bruce has spent DECADES harassing, has NOTHING, he LITERALLY is living in a hole he dug with his fingernails, in the sand under a fallen tree, and you can see from these videos WHY I let him sleep in my car, and WHY the shit heads of Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford Maine who are harassing this homeless man, calling him a cryptid, calling him an alien, calling him an evil spirit, are scumbag pieces of shit who don't deserve the life god gave them.
The Atwaters and their church group are evil, and if you believe their lies about me or Etiole, then you've fallen for their scam, just like they wanted you to do.
There is right now, in October of 2023, a group of people actively going to houses, store, bars, and restaurants throughout Biddeford and Old Orchard Beach, randomly approaching total strangers and and saying "Have you heard about EelKat?" And then going on some spiel involving wild radical tales of demons, aliens, haunted cars, cats, about 40 people near as we can tell, led by an elderly white haired man who drives a dark green pick up truck and a very fat, extremely morbidly obese blond woman about late 30s/early 40s, who people in the area have dubbed "porch bitch" because she goes from porch to porch all over Biddeford screaming from strangers' porches to walkers on the sidewalk, always screaming "Have you head about EelKat?" usually referencing also my Volvo. The FBI believes these two to be the husband and daughter of the woman who murdered my son. If you know who the white haired man or "porch bitch" are, the FBI is actively seeking information about their identity.
I am legally blind, I have never seen either of these people, so I do not know what they look like, I only know what witnesses are telling me they looked like when they showed up at their homes. I also have Kannar's Syndrome, real and actual (non-verbal, low functioning) Autism (not to be confused with high functioning Aspergers; I am only able to communicate by typing, and so here I am, typing, so I am unable to verbally respond to what these people are telling me. I have agoraphobia so, it is often months between me setting foot outside, but I am crippled with a broken spine from the November 14, 2013 attack of the golf club woman who crippled me when she murdered me son and thus I also can not get out of bed or stand up unaided. I do not know who either porch bitch or the white haired man these people are telling me is approaching them are. My son's murderer whom also crippled me, she I can identify if she ever got close enough again, but these two people whom are suspected of being her husband and daughter, I have not seen and can not identify. When you come to me and tell me they have approached you, you do nothing useful or helpful. I can not take YOUR testimony to the police or FBI, because it is YOUR testimony, not mine. YOU have to tell the POLICE and FBI what these people did. Do not come to me and tell me, because other then post this message here, there is nothing else I can do with the information you have provided.
There is some speculation that porch bitch may in fact live in my apartment building here at 409 Main Street in Biddeford, but I have lived here since February 2019, and of the 9 other families here, only one of them has lived here longer than me. Between the 9 families in our building, there are more then people living in this building and to date, I have met none of them.
Initially I had tried to introduce myself to each family in this building however, they are white and I am not, they are Christians and I am Moron/Voodoo, and this Maine where hatred of all things not white and not Christian are at their worst in the entire country.
White hatred for us Gypsies is very bad here in Maine and many in my family have been beaten, tortured, and murdered by the white Christians of Maine.
Does porch bitch live in our building? I do not know. But many witnesses are now saying they have seen her going in and out of the building, so she either lives here or knows someone who does.
With the extreme anti-Gypsy animosity and anti-Pagan animosity the 9 families who live at 409 Main Street have shown my family since we moved in here on February 2019, I would not be at all surprised if porch bitch not only lived here but the others know it, know what she is doing to my family and are not reporting it to the police simply because, that's what white people do to us non-whites.
Interestingly, witnesses are saying they believe the white haired man with the big green Dodge Ram pickup truck, lives on Portland Ave, very near my farm.
It is deeply disturbing, if this is true, because that means porch bitch and the white haired man are doing very severe levels of stalking, because my family has lived at 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach since the 1530s, we settled and founded the town, and in 2019 when I moved into this apartment in Biddeford, no one else lived in this building, other then the gay couple who are still here and the only ones here longer than me. And also in 2019, there was no white haired man living near me on Portland Ave.
This means, the man suspected of being "Clair's husband and the woman suspected of being "Claire's" daughter, Claire being the name the woman who murdered my son, called herself, have moved in next door to BOTH of my addresses within the last 3 years.
Claire used a golf club to beat my 8 month old son's head in with. If you are protecting Claire, know that THAT is the sort of child murdering bitch you are defending.
Claire's identity is the one we want. We want to know who she is. In 2021 a homeless man showed up in my driveway, claiming he knew who Claire was... 2 days later he was dead on the train tracks and splattered across the back of my house, and 2 days after that, this porch bitch woman showed up. We don't know who any of these people are, not the homeless man, not porch bitch, not Claire. We only got the name Claire, because that's what the bald man with her,November 14, 2013, the day she murdered my son, that's what he called her, and she answered him to that name, like it was her real name.
The Claire who murdered my son, she's who we are looking for... and apparently we got really close in 2021, because that's when porch bitch showed up with her wild alien/demon/cat slander, and she's working over time spreading her slander as far and as wide as she can, making it damn clear, she's scared shitless of us finding out who Claire is.
So, NOW, the FBI is not just asking for information about Claire's identity, they now want the identity of both Biddeford's porch bitch and Old Orchard Beach's white haired elderly man driving the mega, big 2ton dark green Dodge Ram pick up.
These 2 people closing in on my family, DAYS after a witness came forward saying he knew who Claire was, a witness who died 2 days later, before the FBI agents had a chance to talk to him... this is terrifying for my family, and it's deeply disturbing.
Porch bitch and her friends are terrorizing my family. And less then a month ago they killed my dog Mickey. There is something wrong with these people. These are NOT good people.
This is very, very deeply disturbing.
This makes them, in addition to everything else: stalkers.
Keep in mind too, porch bitch is the woman who poisoned and killed my dog Mickey only a few weeks ago. And one week before she poisoned and killed my dog, Mickey, she showed up at PortCon 2023, with a gang of about 12 others, at Round 1 in the Maine Mall, and tried to kill me, by peeling back the cheese on my pizza and loading it up with onions, something I am deadly allergic to. I would have been dead within 15 minutes had I eaten it. Porch bitch is dangerous. And she wants me dead. And she thinks nothing of killing my pets. She's proven that much.
There are HUNDREDS of people throughout Biddeford and Old Orchard Beach contacting me, both online and in person offline, telling me that these people approached them at random. They appear to be hellbent on approaching every single person to set foot in either town, so if you are in Biddeford or Old Orchard Beach you'll likely encounter them sooner or later if you haven't already. They appear to have been doing this since around May 2021, but so far no one knows who they are.
One detail though: porch bitch, has been saying some very specific information about the murder that was NEVER made public, and is not in the police public access report, it's only in the FBI's classified report. The ONLY person who knows this detail is the murderer herself, and porch bitch is too young to be the murderer. The blond golf club woman who attacked me November 14, 2013, was in her late 60s to early 70s, she'd be in her late 70s or early 80s today. Porch bitch is young enough to be her daughter or granddaughter. But porch bitch has been saying information that ONLY the murderer would know, so porch bitch DOES have personal contact with my son's murderer and is probably dangerous herself.
She has information that was never released to the public. Information the police and fbi kept out of public access reports. Information that was kept classified so it could be used to identify the murderer. Information she could only get, from the murderer. She is using 27 Facebook accounts and over 100 Reddit accounts to post that information as far and wide as possible, while gathering up a large group from the Sanford ward church to go around Biddeford and Old Orchard Beach also spreading that classified information, while at the same time spreading the rumors and lies that I am an alien Abducted and Etiole is an alien, while also spreading rumors of my cars being haunted, while also making hundreds of deep fake videos on YouTube about me and my cars and Etiole. She is orchestrating a huge defamation slander smear campaign, which you have seen some of the videos about me and my car. Fbi believes she is the daughter of the golf club bitch who murdered my baby and is doing this because Tod Murphy told the FBI his mother was bragging to be the golf club woman. Porch bitch showed up same time Tod Murphy did, in fall of 2021. The Sanford ward people joined her around May 2022. Fbi is currently investigating every one connected to the Sandford ward, and they now believe the golf club woman to have been a member in 2013. You don't have full details of what porch bitch is doing, who is helping her, and how alarmingly large scale what she is doing is, simply because I can not give you full details. There is a lot of information about porch bitch and her crew that I've not said, things the FBI and police are aware of, and you the general public, don't need to be aware of.
These people are actively and deliberately making a massive attempt to compromise an FBI murder investigation, alongside huge levels of victim shaming.
Porch bitch clearly knows who the murderer is, and the FBI is looking for ANY information you have that leads to identifying porch bitch, because arresting porch bitch, is right now, the #1 best chance of also finding and arresting my son's killer.
If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
Never forget: my son was murdered. That's what they want you to forget. They make up crazy rumors and lies because they want you to think about something, anything OTHER then my son's murder. And the ONLY person with THAT motive, is the golf club wielding blond woman, and anyone who is trying to cover up her crimes.
They want you to forget my son was murdered.
Clearly porch bitch is scared shitless that the killer, someone she knows, will be arrested soon, or she wouldn't be so hyper vigilant in her mega extreme slander campaign going on in Biddeford, Maine right now.
Beware of ANYONE who calls Etiole an alien, for he is not an alien and they are lying to you about him, as a slight of hand means of misdirection, to turn you away from seeing their own crimes.
Beware of anyone who tells you I believe in aliens, for I do not, and they are lying to you in a gaslighting technique meant to keep you from noticing the crimes they commited.
Trust no one who tells you I cast curses or consort with demons, for I do neither, and they say these things to you out of malicious motives, to make you look at anything other than themselves. They don't want you to see the sins they do, so they spread wild and bizarre rumors about me and an elderly homeless veteran, in a magicians pallor trick of misdirection. They use me and Etiole as their smoke and mirrors, so that you are looking the other way, while they get away with heinous crimes.
Beware of anyone who calls me a witch, for I am a Mormon, 5th generation, and we Mormons do not believe in witchcraft.
I need not tell you their names, for by their own actions, they will reveal themselves to you.
Pay very close attention to anyone who approaches you to "warn you" about EelKat... because remember too, my name is not EelKat. My name is Wendy Christine Allen. EelKat is a fictional character, a talking back fairy cat, from a Space Fantasy novel. Miss Citten The Eel Kat is Empress of Planet Ptarmagin and she travels to distant galaxies in a star ship, collecting deep space eels from other planets, her name is unpronounceable, so people call her "The Eel Kat" because she is the cat who has pet eels. The book was titled "Friends Are Forever" and it was published in 1978. You have to be severely mentally disabled in order to think that a talking space cat from a Fantasy novel is real, let alone be crazy enough to think that the author is that character. The very fact alone that porch bitch refers to ME as EelKat, that alone tells you the deeply disturbed fantasy prone mental case we are dealing with her. Her inability to discern fiction from reality, and he belief that I, a real person, an EelKat, a fictional space cat from a novel, or her belief that a local homeless veteran, is an alien, or her belief that my Dodge or my Volvo are demon possessed, that alone tells you what type of incredibly dangerous psychopath porch bitch really is.
You can see video footage of his living conditions:
and HERE
and HERE.
THAT is the homeless veteran, this woman is calling an alien or a demon, depending on which delusion she is babble that day. THAT is Etoile. THAT is how he lives. THAT is who this deplorable woman is harassing.
Pay very close attention to anyone who approaches you to "warn you" about EelKat or otherwise tries to convince you I have anything to do with aliens, demons, curses, or witches, for they are deceiving you, and they do so, to draw your attention away from themselves.
Never forget, my son was murdered on November 14, 2013, and the killer still walks free, and anyone telling you anything about aliens, demons, curses, or witches, has one goal and one goal only: a flagrant attempt to discredit me, and protect my son's murderer.
They ONLY want you to think about aliens to make you forget my son was murdered.
The FBI is looking for my son's killer AND the identity of the people who are trying to hinder their investigation.
If anyone approaches you and tells you Etiole is an alien CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about aliens to make you forget my son was murdered.
Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
If anyone approaches you and tells you that I believe in aliens CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about aliens to make you forget my son was murdered.
Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
If anyone approaches you and tells you Etiole is a demon CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about demons to make you forget my son was murdered.
Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
If anyone approaches you and tells you that I believe in demons CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about demons to make you forget my son was murdered.
Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
If anyone approaches you and tells you that I cast curses CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about curses to make you forget my son was murdered.
Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
If anyone approaches you and tells you that I am a witch CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about witches to make you forget my son was murdered.
Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
They are going out of their way to try to make you forget my son died, by coming up with ludicrous tales of aliens and demons. And the ONLY person with ANY motive to do that, is the blond woman who murdered my son.
They want you to forget my son was murdered.
Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322
They are going out of their way to try to make you forget my son died, by coming up with ludicrous tales of aliens and demons. And the ONLY person with ANY motive to do that, is the blond woman who murdered my son.
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