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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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Top 100 Most Visited Pages of January 2017

1. Medieval Servants: Thier jobs and their place in historical fiction.
2. Writing Dares Random Generator
3. How Long is 50,000 Words?
4. Writing Mute Characters
5. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
7. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
8. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
9. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
10. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
11. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
12. Random Generators Writing Prompts Bizarro
13. Amphibious Aliens
14. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
15. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
16. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
17. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
18. Pen Names Maintaining Anonymity
19. How to Write A Kiss
20. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
21. The Saco River Curse
22. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
23. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
24. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 2: Kelim and The Necromancer
25. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
26. Autistic Characters In Fiction
27. HotFooting: what is it?
28. Bizarro Yaoi Novel Night of The Screaming Unicorn
29. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
30. Random Generators by EelKat
31. Ten Kidnapped Cats
32. Twighilight Not Twilight
33. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
34. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
35. Aspergers is NOT Autism
36. HEA in Erotica
37. Mental Illness in Fiction
38. Monster Porn By EelKat Wendy C Allen
39. Roderic Swanzen
40. Say No To Bullies & Racism! We Need Diverse Books (Why EelKat Left KBoards)
41. Taxes and dealing with the IRS for writers
42. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Work-In-Progress Updates
43. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
44. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
45. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery
46. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
47. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 3: BoomFuzzy
48. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
49. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
50. The Southern Maine Writers Group
51. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
52. 13 Black Cats Magical Supply Shop
53. Bananas!
54. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
55. On Living With Autism
56. Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics
57. Quaraun The Insane Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain
58. Random Generator: Story Titles - Splork Style
59. YouTube Videos by EelKat
60. The Pearl Necklace
61. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
62. Book Ratings: Or Am I too young to buy this book?
63. Bumper Sticker Quotes
64. Questions For Psychics
65. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
66. FTC Disclosure
67. Media Statements
68. Pillows By EelKat
69. Quaraun The Insane Volume 8: Into The Swamp of Death
70. Random Generators Captured By Faeries Style
71. Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One
72. 13BlackCats-Crystals-and-Gems
73. Contact Info
74. Disclaimers
75. Fabric Designed By EelKat
76. Only one thing is writing...WRITING! So just start writing, right now, today.
77. Rights As An Author: When someone wants to use your work in their book.
78. The Night of the Red Lightning (My Alien Lover Volume 1)
79. On Living With Autism
80. A Curse Upon The Town Of Old Orchard Beach
81. Dealing With Scam Emails
82. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
83. On Being Homeless: A Look Inside Life on the Streets
84. Why We Gypsies Do Not Like American Men Near Our Women
85. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
86. Incest In Fiction
87. For Fear of Little Men
88. Friday, March 27, 2015: BoomFuzzy Updates and Hacked Kboards Account info.
89. Blog Archive: March 2015
90. Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
91. Autism Service Dog Uniforms
92. The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author
93. Copyrights and Other Things You Need To Know
94. The Alien Bible
95. Creating a Fantasy Realm
96. Keeping Healthy
97. Dracula Lives Next Door
98. EelKat's ABCs of Writing
99. Guide to Character Creation for Writers
100. Toilets In Fiction

What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

~EK
EelKat.com
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322