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Is selling Science Fiction and Fantasy short stories, novelettes and novellas a viable business? Are you a dreamer with a vivid imagination, lost in the fantastical worlds of science fiction and fantasy? Do you find yourself crafting epic stories and captivating characters, wondering if your love for these genres could lead to more than just a hobby? Have you ever wondered if you could turn your love for science fiction and fantasy into a profitable business venture? Well, my fellow dreamers, let's embark on a thrilling journey together as we explore the possibility of turning your passion for science fiction and fantasy into a profitable business venture.
Imagine a life where you can spend your days immersed in the realms of otherworldly creatures, parallel dimensions, and futuristic technologies. Selling science fiction and fantasy stories can transform your creativity into a sustainable business model, allowing you to pursue your passion on a whole new level. The key lies in channeling your imaginative energy into captivating tales that transport readers to new and exciting worlds.
Let's answer this question from Reddit:
Selling science fiction and fantasy short stories, novelette and novellas - viable business?
Hi everyone!
I have a question about short stories, novelettes and novellas: which of these formats works in the market for science fiction and fantasy stories? Can you create a profitable business writing 20,000 word (or less) science fiction novellets or do they necessarily have to be longer?
Thanks!
PD: A guide for those who don't know what I'm talking about:
Short story: over 1,000 words, usually less than 10,000.
Novelette: 7,500 to 19,000 words.
Novella: 10,000 to 40,000 words.
Is selling Science Fiction and Fantasy short stories, novelettes and novellas a viable business?
In traditional publishing?
No.
However...
Gone are the days when aspiring authors had to navigate the treacherous waters of traditional publishing. With the advent of digital platforms and self-publishing options, you now have the power to bypass the gatekeepers and connect directly with your audience. The internet has opened up a universe of opportunities for aspiring authors, giving you the freedom to bring your stories to life and share them with readers worldwide.
But in self-publishing?
Is selling Science Fiction and Fantasy short stories, novelettes and novellas a viable business?
Yes, you can. I know you can, because this is exactly what I do. Writing 21k word shorts in the Fantasy genre is exactly what I do as my full-time job.
Aspiring writers can now bypass traditional gatekeepers and connect directly with readers who crave their unique storytelling style. Selling science fiction and fantasy short stories could provide an avenue to not only express your creativity but also generate income.
Note, that I say COULD. Science Fiction and Fantasy a extremely difficult genres to sell even in the full length novel format, and much more so in the short formats. I do NOT say that you WILL be able to make this your full time income. I only say that it IS possible and thus you COULD do do. I will point out however that MANY have tried and failed. Very few have succeed. While you CAN succeed, MOST WON'T. Unfortunately, that is just the harsh reality of the writing business, regardless of genre.
And so I caution you to go into this level headed. Yes, dream big, set goals, aim high, have huge hopes, but also, stay grounded in reality here. By that I mean: DO NOT quit your day job, and rush blindly into this business. You will NEED that day job to support you for the first few (or several) years of your writing venture. That's just how the writing business is. It takes several years to get established and build your foundation (aka build your backlog) before you can expect to see an income start coming in.
There is NO get-rich-quick shortcuts to success when it comes to writing. Writing is always going to be a long slow road regardless of genre or format. And if you go into writing, knowing this from the start, then you set yourself up for better chances of success in the long run. Balancing creative fulfillment with the practicalities of running a business is a delicate dance that every aspiring author must navigate.
Now, with that out of the way, let's dive into the fascinating world of Science Fiction and Fantasy literature and uncover the hidden business potential it holds.
If you're a fan of Speculative Fiction, you may have wondered if your storytelling skills could translate into a viable income stream.
In the vast landscape of science fiction and fantasy, finding your niche is crucial. By exploring subgenres and understanding the market demand, you can carve out a unique space for your stories. Whether you're drawn to space opera adventures, magical realms, or dystopian futures, identifying your target audience will help you tailor your storytelling and marketing strategies accordingly.
My genres vary from one week to the next. Cozy Fantasy, Magical Realism, Cosmic Horror, Space Fantasy, Gothic Fantasy, Portal Fantasy, Sword and Sorcery, SlipStream, and others of that nature are what I write. The above listed genres are not all I write. I also write Westerns, Drama, Sweet Romance, Inspirational and many more. There is no genre that I don’t write, other than Erotica and Steamy Romance (I do not write sex scenes at all, so have no interest in writing the two genres that focus on sex). As I am a LDS/Mormon, none of my books contain sex. Thus why I do not write Erotica or Steamy Romance.
Imagine getting paid for crafting captivating short stories that transport readers to otherworldly realms of wonder and adventure.
First and foremost, recognize that the demand for captivating science fiction and fantasy stories remains strong. These genres have a loyal and dedicated fan base, eager to devour tales that transport them to distant galaxies, mythical realms, and epic adventures. By tapping into this demand, you have the opportunity to carve a niche for yourself as an author, captivating readers with your unique storytelling voice.
One advantage of selling short stories is the ability to create bite-sized adventures that cater to readers' preferences for quick, immersive experiences. In a fast-paced world, where time is a valuable commodity, short stories allow readers to indulge in imaginative escapes without committing to a lengthy novel. By honing your skills in crafting concise and impactful narratives, you can deliver captivating tales that leave readers yearning for more.
When I first started, I used to write novels, as well as novellas, and short stories. Over time, I found that I struggled to get stories long enough to be a novel, and found that the bulk of my stories just naturally ended around 21k ords, so I eventually switched to writing predominantly novellas, just because 9 times out of 10 my stories would end in the 17k to 35k word range, with the bulk ending right on 21k. So, the 21k word story ended up being my personal comfort zone.
Note, I do not write serial format. Every story I write is a fully standalone story.
There is, however, a “connecting series” going on. By this I mean, all of my stories take place in the same solar system/world/universe. There are five inhabited planets. There have been over 75 different main characters (one per story) over the course of all the stories. So, it’s technically a series, in that it’s one world. But it’s also not a “standard” series because I literally grab any random person from that world, in any region/city of that world and just tell their story. Thus, things like the planet, cultures, governments, etc show up in many stories, but the characters are different in each story.
My bestselling stories are however, stories which follow the life of one particular character (a merchant who travels all over all regions of all 5 planets), simply because readers liked this character. And again, his stories are all standalone, not numbered, do not continue, and readers can read them in any order.
The thing is, I’m a world builder who is obsessed with endlessly expanding my world, and every time I add a new region, culture, holiday, whatever, I flesh out that additional detail by writing a story about it. And, I never went into this striving to make an income from it.
Is it possible to turn your creativity into a sustainable business model that allows you to pursue your passion full-time?
For me personally, yes, it is a viable business.
HOWEVER… I also have an insanely massive backlog (138 novels, 423 novellas, and 2,000+ short stories) which I have accumulated over a period of publishing to Amazon since 2010 (now 13 years), and I did NOT see even $100 a month income until after I had crossed the two hundred title threshold in 2016 (6 years into doing this).
I do not market. No ads. No newsletter. No social media. Nothing.
While I do put effort into editing and cover art, neither are professional, typos make it through often, and my covers are on par with what you’d expect from TSR vintage 1st ed D&D.
I sell on average around 2k copies a month, but rarely do I sell over 5 ebook editions per month. I usually sell 100 to 300 hardcovers per month, and 1,500 to 1,800 paperbacks per month. I’ve NEVER had a month of my ebook sales reaching ten copies sold that month.
The “also boughts” under my books are predominantly TTRPGs, especially GURPS, 2nd ed AD&D, 2nd AD&D SpellJammer, and 2nd AD&D RavenLoft, so it is apparent that my readers are largely tabletop gamers who play AD&D.
With the rise of digital platforms and self-publishing options, the opportunities for aspiring authors have expanded significantly. However, it's important to consider factors such as genre trends, reader expectations, and effective promotion to stand out from the crowd.
In today's digital landscape, authors have the advantage of leveraging various platforms to reach their target readership directly. I do not use Kindle Unlimited/KU, so I’m on Amazon, DriveThruRPG, LuLu, GumRoad, RoyalRoad, FictionPress. ScribbleHub, DeviantArt, and others.
My current writing schedule is I publish a new story of around 21k words, about every 10 days, publishing around 40 stories a year.
I do not do bundles, collections, or anthologies. Every book is just ONE story.
I set my prices so that I earn $2 per sale, regardless of word count. (Which means most of my print editions are $24+ for only 40 pages of 9x6 book… yes, you have to price INSANELY high to earn $2 per sale on print editions, but yes, readers DO pay $24 for only 40 pages… 21k words in a 9x6 paperback is exactly 40 printed pages, btw, so MOST of my books are exactly forty pages long). This also means that NONE of my ebooks are under $2.99.
So, YES, you CAN make this your full-time income, BUT it takes years of WEEKLY uploads and a gruelling 8 to 12+ hours daily writing grind to do it.
It’s not easy.
It’s not quick.
The hours are more per day/week than you’d work at a 9-5 job, for pay that is VERY much below minimum wage.
So, for me, it became a full-time income, simply because I’m just obsessed with writing LOTS of little stories about my world as I worldbuild.
The lure of sharing your fantastical worlds with a hungry audience while earning a living from your writing is an appealing proposition, but, it's also a very difficult one to find success in.
The thing is, I never set out to make money. I was just writing for the fun of writing, and uploading what I wrote to Amazon on the off chance someone would find it and read it. So, absolutely no marketing went into this either. However, after 6 years of this, I have more then two hundred titles, and with a new release each week, a few people would buy the new release, like it, come back, and weirdly… buy the ENTIRE backlog … yes ALL two hundred+ books in a single order… and this kept happening, and, then those same people would come back and buy the new release each week after… and slowly it snowballed, eventually reaching the point it did today.
BUT… those first 6 years, saw little to no sales most months. I would go weeks, even months between even one sale.
Had I been in this for the money, I would have given up a few months in.
Had I set out to make writing a career, I never would have spent 3 years, let alone 6 years writing without pay.
The ONLY reason I succeeded in this, is BECAUSE I was writing for the passionate love of writing. I love world building. I love writing little stories about the world I built. And I was going to write those stories if I got paid for it or not.
BECAUSE I had no goal of making money, BECAUSE I was writing for the love of what I wrote, I could obsessively write enough stories over enough years, without burn out, without it being a grind, that eventually (6 years and 200+ titles later) I had a backlog big enough that the sales did start to become an income.
So, I say, YES, you CAN make writing Sci-Fi and Fantasy shorts your full time income, I know you can, because I have done exactly this.
BUT… I also say that it’s not easy, the money will take years before it starts to be significant, you’ll need to spend years amassing a mega huge backlog, AND most importantly, you simply need to be so in love with writing the shorts, that you can happily and willingly write them for several years, releasing new ones WEEKLY without pay, for probably 5 or more years BEFORE you start to see it become a viable income option.
I suppose it would depend on your genre, but what personal experience has taught me is that nothing sells your first book better than one hundred plus other books in your backlog.
I don't use social media or marketing, so, the only way readers find my books is just random organic search results on Amazon. Keeping in mind, I never went into this trying to sell books or make money. I was just writing as a hobby and slapping books up, so I wasn't trying to get sales.
I started uploading books to Amazon KDP in 2010, and because I am just obsessed with writing, I was uploading a new book about every ten days, taking off November and December.
I was getting 2 sales here, ten sales there, months with no sales, and then in 2014, I crossed one hundred books uploaded to Amazon and suddenly I started seeing more sales. Instead of 2 sales one month, ten sales the next month, it became two sales today, ten sales tomorrow... it was night and day, going from 10 sales monthly to ten sales daily and it just snowballed from there... until in 2016... it jumped again, when I crossed two hundred titles uploaded, and then boom, it went from ten sales today, twelve sales tomorrow, to a hundred sales today, another hundred sales tomorrow.
What happened?
Well, I write a series, sort of. (Not a serial, so its not one long story with to be continued parts that have to be read in 1, 2, 3, order.). Each story is fully standalone, can be read in any order, and always features the same main character. It was done the way Star Trek OTS did it, where every story follows the same set of characters, but it's always its own story, not connecting to any other story in the set. Each story is fairly short, 10k to 35k words, so not long enough to be novels, mostly 20k word range, so mostly short stories, thus why it's easy to be publishing a new one every ten days.
So, what happened was, in 2010, I had only around 30 books published, so not hardly big enough to classify as a backlog at all and with only thirty titles, not enough to attract the attention of collectors (readers who collect full sets... if you ask them MOST collectors say they refuse to buy anything from an author with fewer than one hundred titles about a single character... collectors want 100+ books about a single same character so they can collect everything about him, thus why they call themselves collectors. ).
Understanding the market demand, competition, and readers' preferences are crucial elements in determining the potential for success.
Backlog method of marketing is targeting the type of reader known as collectors, so, in order for backlog method to work, you MUST have at MINIMUM one hundred standalone, not to be continued titles, about one main character, for them to obsessively collectors every book about him.
Well, I didn't know this was a thing, I wasn't trying to build a backlog and I wasn't trying to attract collectors, I was just a screaming fangirl of this guy I created and I couldn't stop writing lots of stories about him. But, I found out it was a thing, when I crossed a hundred titles about this one guy and suddenly I just started getting sales.
It turns out, collectors will actively seek out author central pages, which feature a list of more than one hundred titles. And they will buy one to see if they like it, then, if they do like it, they will return every week to buy 2 or 3 or 10 or 12 more books all at once, and they keep returning every week until they collect all one hundred titles, AND if you keep going past those hundred titles, they keep coming back to buy each new release.
Weirdly there is a group of mega collectors who won't start buying books until the series has two hundred titles...and so, when you cross two hundred titles, these collectors jump in and start buying, thus doubling how many copies you sell each day.
But then... It's now thirteen years later... I now have 423 titles in that series and this results in I get 400+ sales a week, even if each title only sells one copy.
Oddly, nearly every title in the series has a bottom feeding sales rank of 4million to 6million... which means each title sells fewer than ten copies per month, BUT because I have 400+ titles, each selling 10 copies, that is me selling four thousand copies per month, even though each book has mega shitty low sales rank.
*(Note sale rank on Amazon goes all the way down to thirty million now, due to there now being over thirty million ebooks on KDP… 4million sales rank used to be a bad sales rank years ago, but it's actually not that bad today, and means your book is selling 5 to 10 copies per month… 3 years ago a 4 million sales rank meant you only sold 2 copies per year. So, you can actually have extremely low sales rank today and still make a good income, if you have several titles. I point this out because a LOT of people on this sub post extremely outdated information about sales rankings vs how many books are sold to get that rank, and WAY too many people obsess over getting into the to 100k sales rank, when that is really hard to do and today in 2023 now requires literally multiple millions sales in a single month to a single title… you'll see a lot of people talk about 1 to 10 million sales rank like it's a bad thing, because in 2018 it WAS a bad thing, but in 2018 Amazon still only had five million books on KDP… but Amazon crossed thirty million books on kdp in February 2023, and because of this, NOW a book in the 1 to 10 million sales rank is actually selling 10+ copies a month, not under 2 copies a year like it meant in 2018… unfortunately a lot of people on this sub have never actually published anything, so are not speaking from personal experience and are just parroting outdated advice when it comes to sales rank, so watch out for that.)*
So, I sell way more books per month than the average self publisher, but it's only a few copies per title per month, so each title has super low sales rank, but, because I have so many titles it adds up fast.
Even if every title only sells 1 copy per month, that would still be me selling 423 copies each month. I have it set so I make around $2 per sale, so it's around $840 a month income even if each book only sells one copy per month.
While the road to becoming a successful science fiction and fantasy author is not without its challenges, the rewards can be substantial.
And so without social media or marketing, writing became my income without me trying to make it my income. But it didn't happen overnight, and it took me six full years of uploading a new short novella every week, before the income started coming in.
You'll likely get their faster if you market though.
As you embark on this exciting business venture, building an engaged readership becomes paramount. Social media platforms, book blogs, and online communities dedicated to science fiction and fantasy offer endless opportunities to connect with fellow enthusiasts. Engage with your readers, share sneak peeks, and foster a sense of community around your stories. The more you interact with your audience, the more loyal fans you'll attract, leading to increased visibility and potential sales.
But again this is all just my personal experience and so, what works for me, may or may not work for you.
Like I said, I did NOT market and I succeeded, but it took a VERY long time to go the no marketing road. So, if you want success faster, I would suggest you consider doing marketing. Through strategic marketing, building an engaged audience, and delivering captivating stories, you can carve out a niche for yourself.
While creating captivating stories is at the heart of your business, strategic marketing is the fuel that propels it forward. Embrace digital marketing techniques, such as social media promotions, email newsletters, and collaborations with influencers or book bloggers. Be creative in showcasing your work, leveraging eye-catching book covers, compelling blurbs, and enticing excerpts to capture the attention of potential readers.
To embark on this exciting journey, it's important to establish a professional approach to your craft. Treat your writing as a business endeavor, even as you nurture your creative side. Set writing goals, create a consistent writing routine, and dedicate time to sharpen your skills through continuous learning. This combination of discipline and passion will elevate your craft and enable you to produce high-quality stories that resonate with readers.
As with any business venture, effective marketing is crucial to building your brand and reaching your target audience. Utilize the power of digital platforms and social media to showcase your work, engage with readers, and connect with fellow writers and enthusiasts. Establish a strong online presence through a professional author website or blog, where you can share insights, behind-the-scenes anecdotes, and updates on your latest projects. Engaging with readers through newsletters, author interviews, and collaborations will foster a loyal fan base and expand your reach within the science fiction and fantasy community.
The science fiction and fantasy community is vibrant and supportive, filled with like-minded individuals who share your passion. Collaborating with fellow authors, participating in anthology projects, and attending conventions or online events can expand your network and open doors to exciting opportunities. By forging meaningful connections within the community, you'll not only gain valuable insights but also enhance your visibility among readers and industry professionals.
As you embark on this journey, remember that turning your love for science fiction and fantasy into a profitable business venture requires an entrepreneurial spirit. Be prepared to invest time and effort into honing your craft, developing your brand, and continually evolving as an author. Embrace challenges as opportunities for growth and adapt to the ever-changing publishing landscape.
Consider exploring various publishing avenues to maximize your potential earnings and exposure. Self-publishing platforms like Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing (KDP) offer an accessible route to bring your stories to readers worldwide. Embrace the freedom and control that self-publishing affords, allowing you to set your own pricing, release schedules, and marketing strategies. Additionally, consider submitting your stories to reputable science fiction and fantasy anthologies or magazines to gain exposure and build credibility within the industry.
While selling science fiction and fantasy short stories can be a viable business venture, it's important to manage your expectations and be prepared for challenges along the way. The publishing industry is highly competitive, and success may not come overnight. Stay committed to your craft, continually refine your writing skills, and remain open to feedback and constructive criticism. Persistence and a growth mindset are key attributes that will carry you through the inevitable ups and downs of the journey.
So, my fellow dreamers, if you've ever wondered if you could turn your love for science fiction and fantasy into a profitable business venture, the answer is a resounding "Yes!" The digital age has paved the way for authors to transform their passion into a sustainable career. By unleashing your creativity, embracing the digital landscape, finding your niche, building an engaged readership, and strategically marketing your work, you can embark on a thrilling and rewarding journey. So, let your imagination soar and take that first step toward turning your dreams into reality. The universe awaits your stories.
By embracing technology, honing your writing craft, and staying connected to your audience, you can increase your chances of success. So, if you've ever wondered if selling science fiction and fantasy short stories could be a viable business venture, now is the time to explore the possibilities and unleash your storytelling potential.
In conclusion, exploring the potential of selling science fiction and fantasy short stories can be a thrilling and rewarding opportunity. As you embark on this venture, combine your authoritative approach with a friendly and approachable demeanor. Remember to nurture your creativity, develop a professional mindset, and leverage effective marketing strategies to reach your target audience. With dedication, perseverance, and a love for storytelling, you have the power to turn your passion into a profitable business venture. So, take the leap, embrace the unknown, and let your imagination soar as you embark on this remarkable journey as a science fiction and fantasy author.
Anyways, hope this helps. Good luck with your project!
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So, I was over on Reddit, you like I often am, and found this question. And answered it, like I do. However, the answer I initially gave was a simple generic answer. If you want to read my original answer unaltered, simply click on Reddit's embed feature links which Reddit provides for webmasters to be able to post their answers on their websites, while linking back to the original thread on Reddit (if you didn't know Reddit offered and encouraged the use of this feature, look for it in the "share" features underneath every post, comment, and reply on Reddit).
I am answering random questions today about writing, self-publishing, character creation, and world building, over on Reddit and decided to take my answers from there and expand upon them even further over here. So that's what this page is. Me rambling on about various aspects of world building techniques I use when writing the Quaraun series. The questions I am answering are embedded here. Clicking the link in the embedded question will take you to the original Reddit page where you can see the original answer along with other people's answers. If you wish to comment, you can do so on the Reddit page where a place to do so is provided.
In any case, as with all of my Reddit answers found on my site here, my original post on Reddit is much shorter then the article here.

This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.
Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.
For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:
American English to Scottish:
a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "
a long distance from = A piece fae
a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "
about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks
accomplishments = kunnandi
After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "
alive (living) = kvikr
Always on the move = Never aff o da go
am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"
are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"
autumn = dah haihst
belong to = fylgja
best = bettah moost
betray (verb) = svíkja
bewildered = villhyggjandi
building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "
built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."
cast a spell = hoodooed
cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"
child = bairn
church = kirk
color = colour
danger = hœttr
daren't = darena
daring = djarfr
dark = dökk
dark elf = Dökkálfr
dark-elves = Døkkálfar
darker = dökká
do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"
do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"
each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "
educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "
elf = Alfr
Elf = Álfr
Elf Home = Álfheimr
Elf World = Álfheimr
elf-advice = Ælfred
elf-beautiful = ælfscyne
elf-friend = Ælfwine
elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru
elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard
elf-powerful = Ælfric
everyday = ivvryday
eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"
fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."
feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."
further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."
green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."
handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "
have faith = trúa
Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis
Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.
have not = ain't
He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.
He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.
Head for = Mak wye for
head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak
head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie
horse fly = klegsie
I = Me
I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "
I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)
idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."
idiot = numpty
if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "
I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye
know = ken
looked = lokid
looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."
magic = hoodoo
naked = nøkkviðr
needle = bodkin
neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "
No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "
Nobody knew = not-knew nobody
Noontide = Da heicht o da day
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."
old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "
orange = o'jinn
out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."
outside = oot dair
people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "
people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."
poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "
Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "
shield = skjoldr
Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "
tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "
the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"
them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"
there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."
they = dey
To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."
understand = understonde
understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "
very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"
Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"
Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "
For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf
The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf
More information about our language can be found on this website: https://www.iheardee.com which is written in my native language.
However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.
My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.
It is a very great struggle.
At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.
Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.
I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.
Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.
Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.
If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.
However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.
My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.
While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.
As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.
I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.
Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.
As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.
have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.
I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.
I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".
It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"
The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.
The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.
While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....
... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.
While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since. |
The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground
On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.
She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.
The attack also triggered labour.
My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.
Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.
The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.
The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.
Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.
Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.
Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.
Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.
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The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.
Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.
Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.
Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.
In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.
Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.
But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.
I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.
Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.
Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.
I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.
My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.
Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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