Characters Are What They Do



By Wendy C Allen
eelkat_red_scarf.jpgWendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

Health update: August 4, 2026 - in recovery for 6 months+ (at least until mid-January 2027...all book and video game releases are pushed back at least 6 months) see video below for why...
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health update #maine #disabilityawareness #wheelchairlife #wheelchairvlogger #multiplesclerosis

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@eelkat Health update: #chickenpox #bellspalsy #RamsayHuntsyndrome #paralysis #recovery ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author
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I seem to have had another stroke (during the night while I was asleep?) #stroke #paralysis

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Update Sept 3, 2026:

I am able to get around enough to take Koko to dog park... today is 29 days since getting out of hospital. My diet is still mostly liquid, but im eating some solid food again, but its like rice or soft mushy baby food type stuff because I still can not chew yet, though I can swallow again. My jaw is still not functioning good so im having trouble talking still. So there's been slight improvement to my mouth, throat, and jaw, but, zero improvement to my eye, which is a major concern, be Im almost fully blind right now. im legally blind since birth in my left eye, so I have no ability to fall back on using my left eye. My right eye is the one injured and my vision in it is "40% decreased" according to my doctor, but it wasn't good vision to begin with, and right now my right eye is not much different from my legally blind left eye. Which I why I have to have someone drive my car for me instead of me driving my car myself right now, which is very frustrating, because, being a female, I had to fight for over twenty years to be allowed to drive. I started sneaking out at age 31 and dressing as a man to go to Old Orchard Beach high school to get a ged, because us females are not allowed to go to school. And i was 37 years old when snuck out to the DMV and got a driver's permit and started going to college. I was 42 and 8 months pregnant when my family found out I was going to college and thats when I was punished by the backhoe driving over my house and my spine broken with a golf club and my baby born right then and killed with same golf club. So it's very frustrating now, so soon after finally being able to drive , to now not be able to drive because of an eye injury, especially after 14 years of being paralyzed from the golf club and not being allowed to have a wheelchair, again, because i am female and we females are simply not allowed to do anything. I hate the culture I was born into. I wish I had the freedom to go to school and drive a car the way American women do. I wish having my spine broken with a golf club and my baby killed with a golf club and a backhoe driven over my house was not how men in my family punishment women in my family for learning to read and write. Its so frustrating not being able to to drive again, so soon after 14 years being paralyzed, and being paralyzed by the golf club was the punishment for getting a driver's license back in 2013 after 30 years of men not letting me have one. I hate my family's culture and how they treat us women.

I get so sick of Americans telling me how they wish they could be a Gypsy… they are either misogynist woman hating pigs, or delusional idiots who haven't got a clue how shittily we Gypsy women are treated by Gypsy men, because no one in their righ mind who knows anything about Gypsy culture would ever want to be part of it. I hate that I was born a Gypsy. 

update sept 7, 2026

"You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me?

I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking.

So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me.

see video below for more information: 


@eelkat "You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me? I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking. So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me. #mainelife #biddefordmaine #maine #disabilitytiktok #Biddeford ♬ original sound Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

update Sept 15, 2026:

I have some slight movement in some my fingers again again after over a decade being paralyzed

you remember how I used to be a professional doll making, pattern designer, and embroiderer, back before I became paralized and before my son was murdered and being the backhoe drove over my house?

all my equipment, sewing machines, ect were all destroyed by the backhoe driving over my house, and I have been quardepelegic for over a decade because of it so could not use my hands to sew or draw or embroider, and so only continued to do my writing of novels since then because I could do that with dragon dictation software,

well, since 2016, I been playing Witcher 3 and don't starve video games on twitch livestream, one hand two fingers, as part of my therapy to regain nerve and muscle use of my fingers, and now after 10 years of that, I have somewhat more movement in my fingers and im thinking maybe I can try to do embroidery and doll making again, but not sure, anyways, now im rebuying all of my sewing and embroidery equipment that the backhoe destroyed when it drove over my house, and hopefully I can use my hand enough to embroider again.

waiting for stuff to arrive in mail, so soon I should find out if ten years of twitch gaming has given me enough muscle strength to use my fingers to embroider again.

update to the previous video, answering viewer question about lack of hospital vs broken spine

Wheelchair Fundraiser... I need to upgrade to a power wheelchair, the manual one just isn't enough anymore. But the power wheelchair is $25k. Yes, twenty five thousand dollars. Wtf? I can get a car for a quarter that price, why are wheelchairs so damned expensive? That's more money then I make in five years, so I need to start a fundraiser for it.

Characters Are What They Do from writing


>Is this a good idea? Bad? Why? What other ways have you planned? I'm honestly slamming my brain against a wall trying to figure out HOW I write, because just writing stalled after 120k words, after I realized I was stuck in acts 1 and kinda 2. I see the logical superiority of planning, but damned if I can figure out which method fits me.

I think the advice you have been given is flawed and was likely given to you by someone who never wrote a novel, never created a character, has no business giving novel writing advice, and is talking out their ass.

In order words, they gave you very bad advice. 

I am increasingly more and more worried about this rather disturbing trend of people with no writing experience, giving increasingly worse and worse advice on the art of writing.

When one seeks to become a millionaire, who do you ask money making advice from? A millionaire stock broker or a know nothing gutter trash rummy at the local pub?

When you require brain surgery, will you also head to the pub and let the town drunk, slice your head open, or will you go to the hospital and have your surgery done by someone trained in their profession?

Why do people who seek to become published authors with a career in writing novels, think the advice of unpublished novelists is going to serve then well?

Do not get novel writing advice, from someone who never wrote a novel. Their novel writing tips don't mean squat because they never put them into practice. Someone who never wrote a novel, has no clue what works and what doesn't work, because they never wrote a novel to test their theories with.

>a character is defined by their actions. That all other forms of expression, be they inner thoughts, emotional responses, even dialogue, are just noise. They are impermanent forms of character development and are essentially meaningless.

If this were true then Ernest Hemingway, Anton Chekhov, Robert Louis Stevenson, Edgar Allan Poe, Charles Dickens, Mark Twain, Laura Ingalls Wilders. Louisa May Alcott, William Shakespeare, H.G.Wells, Robert E. Howard, H.P.Lovecraft, Gaston Leroux, Bram Stoker, Mary Shelley, Percy Shelley, Robert Browning, Carl Barks, Don Rosa, Rumiko Takahashi, and several thousand other authors did not write characters.

Each of these authors are noted for heavily character driven stories.

Each of these authors are know for their lack of action.

Each of these authors is noted for excelling in writing dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, introspective, monologue, inner thoughts, emotional responses, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, introspective, monologue, inner thoughts, emotional responses, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, dialogue, introspective, monologue, inner thoughts, emotional responses, ....

Each of these authors leave their readers wondering: "So when is the character gonna shut up already?"

Each of these authors leave their readers wondering: "Is this character ever gonna get off his ass and actually DO anything?"

Each of these authors is known for their skill at building the most incredibly, unforgettable, deeply developed characters of all time.

Plot driven stories revolve around action not characters.

Character driven stories revolve around dialogue and emotions and usually exist without any action at all.

Don't believe me? Go read "Hills Like White Elephants". 100% straight up dialogue. Two characters sitting in a bar and arguing. Nothing ever happened.

It's almost Christmas... go read A Christmas Carol. Characters talk about their emotions and feelings. They sit at the desk talki. Sit by the fire talking. Sit on the bed talking. Ghosts going the conversation and start talking with the characters. In the last 2 pages the character gets up and runs back and forth screaming. It's the only action in the entire novel.

Huckleberry Finn... a boy and an escaped slave sit on the river bank and talk. They share hopes and dreams and emotions. A boy and an escaped slave sit on the river boat and talk. They share hopes and dreams and emotions. Sit on a river bank and talk some more. Talk some more on a raft. Talk some more on another river bed. Nothing ever happens.

Alice in Wonderland... Alice talks to her sister. Alice talks to a ccat. Alice talks to a rabbit. Alice talks to a bottle. Alice talks to a doorknob. Alice talks to a rose. Alice talks to a dodo. Alice talks to a mouse. Alice talks to a pig. Alice talks to a fish....Alice talks to a few hundred more characters then she wakes up. No action ever occur.

Treasure Island... boy talks to mom about pirates. Boy talks to sailor about pirates. Boy talks to pirate about pirates. Action: pirate kills sailor. Boy finds map. Boy stows away on pirate hip. End of Action. Boy talks to captain. Boy talks to cook. Boy talks to crew. Boy talks to captain. Boy talks to cook. Boy talks to crew. Boy talks to captain. Boy talks to cook. Boy talks to crew. Boy talks to captain. Boy talks to cook. Boy talks to crew. Boy talks to cook. Boy talks to cook. Boy talks to cook. Boy talks to cook. Land ho! Action happens: boy and pirates leave ship and set up camp. Pirates shoot crew. Everyone gets malaria. End of action. Boy talks to captain. Boy talks to cook. Boy talks to crew. Boy talks to captain. Boy talks to cook. Boy talks to crew. Boy talks to captain. Boy talks to cook. Boy talks to crew. Crazy wild man runs by. Cew arrests pirates. Boy let's cook escape. Boy talks to captain. Boy talks to crew. Boy talks to captain. Boy talks to crew. Boy talks to captain. Boy talks to crew.

Romeo and Juliet: boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, boy talks, girl talks, girl pretends to kill herself, boy kills himself, girl kills herself.

Hamlet: depressed prince talks and talks and talks and talks about his emotions; attends funeral, talks and talks and talks and talks about his dead friends, talks and talks and talks and talks about his girlfriend's perfectly shaped boobs, goes home talks and talks and talks and talks about his dead father, talks and talks and talks and talks about his evil uncle fucking his mom, talks and talks and talks and talks about his desire to murder his mom, talks and talks and talks and talks about his favorite types of poison, talks and talks and talks and talks about his favorite food. Then poisons all the food, every one drops dead. The End.

Fall of the House of Usher... a 13 page long sentence of one man talking about how his best friend is suicidally depressed and it's all the fault of his dank house and his incest marriage to his twin sister.

In all of these stories a character does nothing but sit on his ass and talk while drinking something. Tea, rum, ale, beer, milk that for some reason looks like blood because of the morbid depths of their mind, a bottle of poison... whatever... they sit, they talk, they drink, sit, talk, drink, sit, talk, drink... these great classic characters do so little action, they don't even shift in their chairs or stretch their legs. They sit. They talk. They sip their tea.

Jim sits, talks, and eats an apple.

Scrooge sits, talk, and eats a bit of moldy cheese.

They discuss their inner most feelings and emotions, and in some cases it takes them more than 300 pages of sitting on their asses doing nothing but drinking tea, just to tell you how they feel.

>a character is defined by their actions. That all other forms of expression, be they inner thoughts, emotional responses, even dialogue, are just noise. They are impermanent forms of character development and are essentially meaningless.

So how then, do you define the top 100 greatest classic characters of all time, when none of them ever got off their ases and stop monologuing emotionally into their tea long enough to even do the simplest of actions such as just standing up to stretch?

Are you going to tell me that the books widely touted as the top 100 greatest classics of world literature are essentially meaningless simply based on the fact that they were forms of expression, inner thoughts, emotional responses, and dialogue devoid of actions?

Please return to the book that gave you this very shitty advice, and find out what novels it's author wrote. Read the novels written by the author of this how-to-write book, and tell me, have they created fully fleshed out characters?

Oh wait... they haven't written any novels yet have they.

Not only have they not written any novels, but they also have never created characters.

In fact, the ONLY book they ever wrote was this clap assed peice of trash tin which they gave you the advice to not give your characters feelings or emotions.

Why are you taking the advice on how to do ANYTHING from someone who never did the thing they are advising you to do?

Why in the hell do so many newbie writers, head to people without experience for advice?

A novelist creates characters for a living. Some one who wrote one how-to-book never created characters and is just talking out their damned ass.

It is a deep disservice to budding authors for crap how-to-books like that to even be on the market.

If you want to be a better author and create better characters, then the first thing you need to do is seek out actual authors, people who create characters for a living, and ask them how they do their job. You'll get far better advice than anything some scam artist scraped off the internet and shoved into their so-called how-to-write book.

>slamming my brain against a wall trying to figure out HOW I write, because just writing stalled after 120k words, after I realized I was stuck in acts 1 and kinda 2.

Uhm... what are you writing?

Novels DO NOT have Acts, so there should be no Act 1 or Act 2.

120k words is what almost every publisher on the planet requests for a novel.

Only Play scripts (for stage or TV or movies) have acts, and scripts are 100% pure dialogue with no narration, and only fragments used at the top of each page to create action descriptions. And even the LONGEST 2 hour plays are under 100 pages long. 120k is WAY too long for a movie script and that's the longest plays publishable these days.

If you haven't got any characters even started to be created after 120k words, I'm struggling to imagine what in the heck you could possibly have written.

If your brain has stalled at 120k words then you've probably reached the end of your novel, except novels don't have acts and characters should be introduced on page 1.

Based on your description it appears that you have written something incredibly abstract and non standard.

I don't know how to advice you on what to d next as I am struggling to understand what it is you have done at all.

Based on the fact you have stated you get your advice from how-to-write books, I would ask you to better examine the books you get advice from, more specifically, examine the Amazon Author Pages of the authors of said How-to-write books, as it appears you have been given advice that is seriously flawed and was likely given to you by someone who never wrote a novel, never created a character, has no business giving novel writing advice, and is talking out their ass.

In order words, they gave you very bad advice, not only on character creation, but also on story structure (why do you think you need to write in "acts"?) as well as word count to aim for (too many words over 120k is just as bad as too few words under 120k in the minds of just about every publishing house as a typical novel is 120k words long.)

The reason I ask you to look to the author page on Amazon for the book giving you those very shoddy advice, is because around 90% of the "how to write" books written since 2013 are a load of crap written by MMO gurus of the Warrior's Forum.

MMO = Making Money Online.

Guru = scam artists.

Warriors Forum = the blackest, black hat website out there.

There is big business in writing books on how-to-write. So much big bucks can be had in it, that there exist today thousands of how-to-write books written by people who never word one single solitary word prior to writing said how-to-write book.

Go to the author page on Amazon, for every how-to-write book. What do you see? Do you see all the novels they have written? Or is the how-to-write book the ONLY book they've written? Or worse - are the only other books they wrote other self help books (how to lose weight; how to find love, how to get a ged, how to brush your cats, etc?)

If they never wrote a novel;, then don't buy their book of how-to-write.

It appears you've been given some seriously bad advice by people who have no clue on how to write novels.

Do not get novel writing advice, from someone who never wrote a novel. Their novel writing tips don't mean squat because they never put them into practice. Someone who never wrote a novel, has no clue what works and what doesn't work, because they never wrote a novel to test their theories with.

>This makes an interesting case for character development when it comes to planning. I won't say I've figured out the balance by any stretch of the imagination (I haven't even figured out what type of planner I am yet), but it gave me an idea on methodology.

While I agree it might make for an interesting writing prompt or writing challenge to help you develop your characters, I can't see doing it for any serious, long term project.

I wonder, too though, why do you feel the need to figure out what type of a planner you are? 

Figuring out the type of writer you are, is nothing but procrastination busy work that takes away from your writing.

Remember:

  • Writers, write.
  • Planning is NOT writing.
  • Creating characters, is NOT writing.
  • World builsing is NOT writing.
  • Deciding what genre to write, is NOT writing.
  • Outlining, is NOT writing.
  • Thinking abut writing, is NOT writing.
  • Talking about writing, is NOT writing.
  • Browsing writing forums, is NOT writing.
  • Only one thing is writing and that is writing itself.

Figuring out the type of writer, planner, outliner, plotter, pantser, whatever you are, is not going to do ANYTHING to help you become a better writer, and in fact, for most people finding out such things only stifles their ability to write.

>Has anyone else ever tried to plan by actions and reactions, completely ignoring thoughts and feelings in exchange for what your character would DO? I know it would create a flat story, but perhaps it would be a good way to both know your character and move the story along at the same time.

No. 

Why?

I don't plan.

I write.

Planning gets in the way of writing.

Planning takes time away from my writing, time that could be better spent writing.

Stop think. Stop planning. Get your fingers moving.

Remember:

  • planning is NOT writing; 
  • outlining is NOT writing; 
  • researching is NOT writing; 
  • daydreaming is NOT writing. 
  • reading books on how to write, is NOT writing
  • Only sitting your ass in your seat and doing actual writing, counts as writing.

If you ignore thoughts and feelings, you ignore your characters.

If you ignore your characters, you writing will be nothing but plot driven crap, devoid of heart and soul.

You could have the greatest plot in the world, but without living, breathing characters to move it forward, it's nothing but crap.

If you really want to become  better writer and create better characters, than you need to do one thing and one thing only: sit you ass in the chair and just write!

Live with passion. Write with passion. Never write anything you are not passionate about. That includes your characters. You should NEVER struggle to create a new character. Write. Write about your passion. Write about your characters. Write about their passion. Make your passion their passion. Write. Write. Write. And then write about them some more.

That really is the only way you're ever gonna get your characters written.





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i just found out there is yet another bizarre rumour going around. where are these wild rumours coming from? who is starting them? and why?

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since I've been flooded with hundreds of messages the past two weeks asking if I still own "the world's most haunted car", yes, and here it is, filmed today May 18, 2026… but my son Xavier is dead, i am crippled and given that people are AGAIN showing up calling my Dodge "haunted", calling my friend "an alien", calling me "transgender", and spreading wild defamation slander connecting me to Stephen King, I think I need to start taking down the contact information of every blogger, podcaster, youtuber, and social media account spreading these rumors, and sue every single one of them for CAUSING my car to be cut in half May 10, 2010, for CAUSING the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013, for CAUSING my son's murder November 14, 2013, for CAUSING me to be crippled and in a wheelchair November 14, 2013, and for CONTINUING to CAUSE harassers to show up in person to harass me near daily, STILL now in 2026. EVERYONE telling you my car is haunted, telling you my friend is an alien, calling my car "the goldeneagle", calling my friend "Etiole", or trying to connect me or my car to Stephen King, is lying to you. They crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, and a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet identified the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club and the FBI believes that it is friends and family of the woman who did it, are the ones who started and spread the rumors saying my car is haunted, saying I'm an alien abductee, saying all kinds of similar bs about aliens, ufos, ghosts, witchcraft, demons, and Stephen King connections, even though I don't believe in ghosts, aliens, ufos, demons, and had never heard of Stephen King before 30k of his fans showed up in my yard trying to find my car! FBI believes the backhoe driver and the murderer are the same person and it is a developer who wanted my land and so started the Stephen King, ghost, and alien rumors all in an attempt to drive me off my land, and when it didn't work they drove a backhoe over my house, and when that didn't work they crippled me and killed my son. Why are they doing this? How do I get them to stop?

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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....

... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.

While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgMy house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since.

The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.

Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.

Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.

Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.

The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Clairescreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Kendrascreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.

Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.

Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.

Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.

In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.

Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.

But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.

I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.

Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.

Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.

I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.

My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.

Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

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