November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322


My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

Top 100 Most Visited Pages of May 2017

By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.

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  1. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach
  2. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  3. Medieval Servants: Thier jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  4. About EelKat
  5. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  6. How We Gypsies See The Americans (Index)
  7. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  8. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  9. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  10. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  11. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  12. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis?
  13. The Saco River Curse
  14. Writing Mute Characters
  15. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  16. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  17. Writing Dares Random Generator
  18. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  19. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  20. Site Map Index
  21. Postage Stamps Designed by EelKat
  22. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  23. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  24. Contact Info
  25. Gemstones in Gypsy Magic (A to C)
  26. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  27. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
  28. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  29. Is vanity/subsidy publishing really a scam or just another publishing method?
  30. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  31. Phookas
  32. Random Generators Writing Prompts Bizarro
  33. Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
  34. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  35. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  36. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  37. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  38. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  39. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  40. Gemstones in Gypsy Magic
  41. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  42. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  43. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  44. EK's Star Log
  45. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  46. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  47. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  48. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  49. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  50. How to Write A Kiss
  51. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  52. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
  53. The White Monkey of Old Orchard Beach
  54. We Dare Not Go A'hunting For Fear of Little Men
  55. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  56. Disney vs Google: The YouTube Boycott & How It Effects Us Content Creators
  57. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  58. Pen Names Maintaining Anonymity
  59. Random Generators by EelKat
  60. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  61. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  62. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  63. The Southern Maine Writers Group
  64. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  65. Bizarro Yaoi Novel Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  66. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  67. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  68. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  69. February 10, 2008 - Harrasment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  70. For Fear of Little Men
  71. How To Make Money On AdSense A Guide For Small Business Sites
  72. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
  73. Is my ordination real and legal or not?
  74. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  75. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  76. My Best Selling Art Products
  77. NaNoWriMo 2016: National Novel Writing Month, Recorded Live
  78. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  79. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  80. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  81. Questions For Psychics
  82. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  83. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  84. Sunday, August 26, 2007
  85. Taxes and dealing with the IRS for writers
  86. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  87. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 14 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  88. Twighilight Not Twilight
  89. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  90. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  91. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  92. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  93. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  94. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
  95. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  96. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  97. Disclaimers
  98. Do Christians believe that atheists worship devils?
  99. Do you write a novel start-to-finish
  100. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?

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What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322