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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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The Noodle Beach food truck festival, where every dish has a sprinkle of enchantment.:
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
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Cozy Fantasy Short Stories

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The Noodle Beach food truck festival, where every dish has a sprinkle of enchantment.:
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories

The Noodle Beach food truck festival, where every dish has a sprinkle of enchantment.:
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories

Okay, up to this point, we've been testing out ChatGPT by giving it one question, but asking 10 or 12 or more variations of styles (asking ChatGPT to be Vincent Price, Edgar Allan Poe, Sherlock Holmes, etc). Today, let's just give it one straight question without style additions and see what it says.

Note, I am using the August 3, 2023 Update version of ChatGPT 3.5 Free edition for this, which is the version that has "custom instructions" options now. I have Custom Instructions turned on and the instructions read as follows: 

What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?

Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.

These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.

How would you like ChatGPT to respond?

I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.

I also seek you help in daily blog posts, keywords, and SEO for my author's blog.

I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.

You avoid lists unless I ask for them. Write in narrative paragraphs instead. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.

You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them.

This will of course impact how ChatGPT answers this question, so don't be surprised if it gears it's answer towards applying it to me using it for my Quaraun series, instead of giving a generic answer.

Before you get to the story, let's introduce the characters to you:

Meet The Characters:

Meet The Characters: Quaraun
aka The Pink Necromancer


You can find out more about Quaraun HERE.


Quaraun as SunTa
(13,000 year old Elf transformed
into an ArchAngel Form):


Meet The Characters: BoomFuzzy


You can find out more about BoomFuzzy HERE.


BoomFuzzy in his Unicorn Form:


BoomFuzzy in his angry glowing Lich Form:

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BoomFuzzy - alive - pre-suicide/pre-Lich form
with young Quaraun pre-pink necromancer:


Meet The Characters: GhoulSpawn
-his 65 year old "Young sheep Demon" form:


You can find out more about GhoulSpawn HERE.


GhoulSpawn - his 500 year old Gremlin Form:


GhoulSpawn - his 13,000 year old
ArchDemon Checka Form:


Very Young Teenaged GhoulSpawn, when he was using the name Glinta


(Roderick's son/Quaraun's great grandson)

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The Dazzling RazzBury
(Roderick's son/Quaraun's great grandson/Etiole's brother)


Miss Citten The Eel~Kat
aka Empress Eel-Kat
Queen of the Ptarmagin Kats

Miss Citten the EelKat
book miss citten the eelkat
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Harrier (BoomFuzzy's brother)


Melaca (Quaraun's son/Roderick's father)


Sir Roderick - Lord of the Twighlight Manor
(Quaraun's grandson/Etiole's father)

Young Sir Roderic
Old Roderic Swanzen

Wild Swanzen (Quaraun's great great great grandson)


AlKeeme (Quaraun's grandson/Roderick's cousin)


FireHawk (BoomFuzzy's son)


Aardsvorkus (BoomFuzzy's father)


Vwoodell (Quaraun's great grandson/Roderick's son/Etiole's brother)
owner of The Blue Monkey 
(Chinese Junk Ship Casino)


Yep, that was long.

Yes, I put it on every page in this set.

But... I hate it when people read my series and then DO NOT know that BoomFuzzy was black, and then send my nasty white-power, black hating, hate messages on my FaceBook.

If you are a gay hater (Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are gay), a trans hater (Quaraun is trans), black hater (BoomFuzzy is black), a Gypsy hater (all 3 are Gypsies, and guess what, so am I), or any other kind of hater, you can fuck off.

I don't need your shit ass hate on my social media.

If you are a normal, sane, not hateful person, then keep reading and enjoy your stay!

Note that these are "unedited first drafts" (written by ChatGPT) in 900 word flash fiction short story format. I plan to at some point take most of these and use them as outlines for full length 30k novellas or 75k word novels (written by me and NOT AI), but for now, this is what it is.

Today's question is:

The Noodle Beach food truck festival, where every dish has a sprinkle of enchantment.

The Prompt:

Please take the following prompt, and write a 900 word short story, using Quaraun as the main character. You are not required to include either BoomFuzzy or GhoulSpawn; please include one or both or neither of them, depending on what you feel is best for this story prompt in particular. Give it a title. Specify both genre and sub-genre, make sure that either the genre or the sub-genre is Cozy Fantasy.

The Prompt:


The Noodle Beach food truck festival, where every dish has a sprinkle of enchantment.


Some additional things to consider, but you are not required to include:

SubGenre: Heartwarming 1970s Hippie Counter SubCulture Mundane Magical Realism Slice of Life Fiction with touches of Spooky Monster Mystery and tidbits of Alien Space Invasion. Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from Quaraun's perspective. As a Slice of Life Vignette, the entire story is the space of only a single hour of time in Quaraun's life. Heartwarming Contemporary Fiction Magical Realism LGBTQA+ Sweet Romance short stories about a poly-trio of three males who are a married couple and their live in lover. The genre often dips into Gothic Fantasy, Space Fantasy, Monster Mystery, FrostPunk Dystopian Frozen Wasteland, or Cosmic Horror subplots. The main character, his husband, and their live in lover have a groovy, psychedelic 1970s hippy vibe going on, do a lot of traveling, like camping in the forest, enjoy beach bumming, and food is a HUGE part of their life, they love food - a LOT; so there is a heavy "Cozy Culinary" theme going on in almost every story, with food being a big part of many plot lines.

Series Overarching Plot: A trio of 1970's hippies, live in a Maine lighthouse and run a noodle shop-food truck on the beach, while having groovy, peace, love, and psychedelic every day life "adventures". All three are male. They share heartwarming friendship, comdarory, and romance. Two are a married couple and the third is their live in lover. A series of Slice of Life short stories about a group of hippies, who live in a Maine lighthouse, in the 1970s, and they have a noodle shop food truck that they sell noodle dishes, cakes, and candies out of to summer tourists, while one of the hippies also makes and sells hand woven silk scarves and shawls, and also hand dipped candles and blown glass artworks, and I wanted to publish a new stand alone story every week about this trio of (all three male and in a poly LGBTQA+ romance with each other) hippies and their every day lives. The food truck is a turquoise blue 1968 VW Bus parked on the beach and has a pink silk tent with picnic tables around it. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn can't cook and BoomFuzzy wouldn't let them if they tried; BoomFuzzy is the only cook; The silk weaver and the hippy-dippy hippie can't cook and the blind chef wouldn't let them if they tried; the blind chef is the only cook; Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes the silk tents, table cloths and napkins. The hippy-dippy-hippie is a scientist college student protestor who helps the food truck by acting as wait staff to serve the customers.

Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from the silk weaver's perspective. Alliteration is good. Use alliteration often. The entire story is contained to a single hour. The is no passage of days, weeks, months, or years. The entire story, beginning, middle, and endm takes place in just on hour long slice of the silk weaver's mundane life. 

Main Character: Quaraun. The silk weaver. A male Moon Elf mage. This story is the silk weaver hippie's point of view. Quaraun speaks in an old fashioned florid, grandiloquent grandiosity, using introductory gerunds with great frequency, and he is very paranoid. He is always the main character, these are his thoughts. He is a short, skinny, frail white man. He owns the lighthouse. Has a rose garden. Makes and sells hand woven silk shawls, hand dipped beeswax candles, and handmade blown glass knick knacks. He has blond Rapunzel hair and clear blue eyes. Used to always only wear pink silk robes, but has started to wear a lot of white silk as well. Is very quiet and shy. Quaraun is very chill and laid back, but has many phobias. He always wears pink silk dresses and feather boas and is part of the Pastel Goth Glam subculture. Has a lame leg and crippled hands. He is very old, ancient/elderly. He orders Green Fairy Wine aka Absinthe with every meal, and often drinks poppy tea and smoke a hash-hish hookah. Quaraun does not cook. He knows nothing of cooking or ingredients. He is married to BoomFuzzy. GhoulSpawn is his lover.

Primary Side Character: BoomFuzzy. The blind chef. The Unseelie Court trickster Phooka. Quaraun's husband. BoomFuzzy is a small, stocky black-Asian man with very long hair. He is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court trickster Faerie, who can shape-shift into a unicorn. He has talons instead of fingernails. His black-brown eyes have turned silver from cataracts. Always wears black silk hakama and kimono, with purple heko-obi. Dresses very traditional Japanese. He always wears black and purple robes, large goggles, a top hat, and is part of the Cyber Vampire Goth subculture. Is a witty trickster. Is a master chef. Loves making gingerbread cake. Runs the noodle shop food truck. Does ALL the cooking and food prep. Has a very bad temper and anger management issues. He is a candy maker, cake baker, and masterchef, from Pepperell Mill Valley in Biddeford, Maine, which he refers to as Pepper Valley. His father was from the Sepik River Valley of Papua New Guinea. His mother was half-Mongolian and half Japanese. BoomFuzzy is very elderly, he is the oldest of the trio. BoomFuzzy does ALL the cooking, ingredient prep, and everything else related to the noodle shop. He is the ONLY one involved in the food prep and making. Is married to Quaraun. GhoulSpawn is his lover.

Show the blind chef cooking, making, serving, eating, taalking about or otherwise involved with this stories primary featured food. Do not refer to the food as "primary" or "featured".

Other Side Character: GhoulSpawn. The Demon scientist. The environmentalist. The hippy-dippy scientist hippie. Quaraun's live-in lover. He is a Sheep-Demon. He has cloven hooves instead of feet. He has big round ram horns on his head. Drives a 1974 AMC Gremlin that is orange with yellow flames painted on the sides. Works on the noodle shop food truck serving customers. Has wooly golden fleece afro and sideburns and golden hazelnut eyes. Always wears big floaty orange and yellow caftans. The hippy-dippy scientist hippie always wears yellow and orange caftans under a big green velvet frockcoat, and is part of the 1970s glam-punk SteamPunk hippie subculture of the 1970s. Takes science classes at a local college. Is an animal rights activist, eco activist, nature conservationist, full blown sign carrying-protestor type hippie and is very outspoken about saving the planet issues. Is vegan. Has several pet sheep. The hippy-dippy scientist hippie does not cook. He knows nothing of cooking or ingredients. Lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, and is their shared lover. He is the youngest of the trio, much younger then the other two.

Minor Side Character(s): Three talking alien cats from outer space: The Black Cat (female), wise, smug, snooty, leader of the cats; The White Cat (male, has purple wings, can fly) panic prone, high IQ, science tech, flies the spaceship; The Grey Tabby Cat (female), logical, captious, does not trust humans, is the communications officer who reports back to the home planet. A merman pilots their spaceship.

Background/Crowd Characters: Various assorted normal every day 1970s Maine humans, mostly fisherman, clam-diggers, lobstermen, bikers, and their families; a lot of out of state tourists in the summer months.

Series World At Large Setting: 1970s Alternate Earth; Mostly the same as real Earth, but with Magical Realism, meaning monsters, ghosts, zombies, merfolk, vampires, Elves, Fae, Demons, wizards, unicorns, etc are real, and minor magic exists, but those things are very rare.

Setting - Specific Named Locations:

--- The Region - Silent Moor

--- The Valley - Pepper Valley aka Biddeford

--- The huge volcano overlooking the beach - Fire Mountain

--- The village -

--- The Beach - Noodle Beach

--- The Cove - MoonSnail Cove

--- The Cliffs -

--- The Lighthouse - Black Tower (the talking cats call it Space Dock 13)

--- The Cave System - Crystal Caves

--- The Gorge - Crystal Gorge

--- The Waterfall - Crystal Falls

--- The Swamp - The Swamp of Death

--- The Forest - The Twighlight Forest aka The Forest of No Return

--- The River - Saco River

--- The Estuary - The Saco River Estuary

--- The Mill - Pepperelle Mill

--- The Bay - Saco Bay

--- The Floating Casino - The Blue Monkey

--- Tavarn owned by BoomFuzzy - The Screaming Unicorn

--- BoomFuzzy's food truck changes names and themes - When it is a Noodle Shop it is The Noodle Haven Food Truck; When it is a mac & cheese Shop it is The Cheesy Pink Flamingo Food Truck; When it is an Ice Cream Shop it is The ____ Food Truck; When it is a Tea Shop it is The Seaside Poppy Tea House Food Truck

--- The Bay - Saco Bay

---Quaraun's ship: A Chinese Junk Ship named "The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize", is a quasi-ghost ship and is capable of flying

--- Other Various Aspects: Blissful Retreat Spa, Driftwood Cafe, Breezy Boardwalk, Whimsical Artisan Market, Tranquil Tides Yoga Studio, Sunset Stroll Promenade

The setting is largely real Earth 1970s era, but it's a Magical Realism alternate version of Earth, so Elves, Faeries, Unicorns, Ghosts, Liches, Mages, Demons, Merfolk, and Talking Cats are all real, though very rare.

The Quaraun books are set in Maine.

IMPORTANT: If the plot includes an ethnic food component, Quaraun is supposed to be eating at ethnic restaurants in Maine, not visiting the country the ethnic food originates from. This story takes place in MAINE. Do not send the characters to another country to eat food there. Send them to an ethnic restaurant in Maine instead. 

This Plot-Story Specifically Setting: The trio of hippies are the main characters, so keep the story ideas always about them and their noodle shop food truck on the beach by the lighthouse. The setting is always on the North Atlantic Coast, usually Maine, sometimes Quebec, staying to beaches, marshes, coastal swamps, coastal forests, fishing villages, and similar places. When they are not traveling they live in a lighthouse, but they are usually on some sort of a road trip along the coast of Maine.

Important: Only BoomFuzzy cooks. Quaraun is a weaver of silk and has no involvement in food prep. Likewise GhoulSpawn does not cook either. Only the blind chef ever cooks, prepared ingredients, or stirs sauces. Quaraun and the hippy-dippy should never be involved in anything related to cooking. BoomFuzzy is the only one with a passion for food and he never lets anyone near his work.

IMPORTANT: These are STATIC characters. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are three old men, set in their ways. They do not change, grow, progress, learn lessons, ect. NEVER write a story showing these three characters changing in any way.

Also GhoulSpawn always wears yellow and orange.

Quaraun is the only one who ever wears pink.

BoomFuzzy is the only one who wears black.

Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from Quaraun's perspective.

As a Slice of Life Vignette, the entire story is the space of only a single hour of time in Quaraun's life.

Find ways to incorporate these words: salacious, mauve, pale pink, icy blue, malevolent, sinuous, harbinger, rose-colored, puce, fuchsia, peony-hued, bubblegum-toned, rosy, carnation, blush, magenta.

Do not name any characters unless I tell you to. This is an established world, with established lore, and established character names already. Just use place tags such as "the merman" or "the biker" or "the blind chef". I am going to add proper names later when I do my editing.

Use lots groovy 1970's slang words.

Use lots of Atlantic ocean green and grey colour words.

Use lots of Touch and aroma and food and ocean and beach sensory words.

Invoke feelings of groovy 1970s hippie commune feel good tranquility.

Use lots of adverbs and adjectives, filing it with colours and fragrances and tactile sensory words, describing the sights and smells and sounds and colours and textures and feels of everything.

Describe things like how the sand feels between your toes when walking barefoot on the beach, or the sound of the wind through the dunegrass as seagull scream overhead, and other such beach feelings.

Describe the white sands of the beach, the golden glow of the sub, the grey-green of the cold North Atlantic water, the sage green and mustard brown of the tall dungrass, the grey rocky cliffs, the vibrant pink roses, the blackish-green rockweed, the sepia-brown kelp, the olive green crabs, the grey-brown driftwood, the purply-pink starfish, and other such beach sights.

Mention flora and faunas found on the Maine coast (Moon Snails, killdeer, white pines, horseshoe crabs, barnacles, apple trees, herring gulls, honeysuckle, terns, crocus, harbor seals, and more.)

Show conversations the trio have with each other. Show them hugging, touching, brushing each other's hair and otherwise interacting.

The story should provide a glimpse into the everyday lives of the characters, focusing on the simplicity and beauty of their interactions within the light house setting, blending elements of fantasy, adventure, romance, and more.

Quaraun's ancient and ethereal presence adds an element of magic and otherworldliness to the otherwise ordinary moments, infusing the story with a touch of enchantment.

The story should evoke a sense of warmth and comfort, exploring themes of human connection, shared experiences, and finding joy in the present moment.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are deeply in love with each other. Emphasize the deep emotional impact their love has on each other. Mutual grooming, social bathing, and group hair brushing are activities they take part in frequently.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a playful relationship.

Quaraun and GhoulSpawn have a chummy best buds relationship.

BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn have a snarky, sarcastic, but friendly relationship.

Each of them is lovers of the other two. All three of them live together.

The trio love to eat at new places and always seek out new eating places to try, in each village/city/town/settlement they visit.

NONE of them plays music. No one in the trio plays any instruments or does any singing. DO NOT show them doing anything involved with music or instruments.

Quaraun is the silk weaver. The silk weaver weaves silk. Quaraun weaves silk and blows glass. Quaraun is a Wizard of the Di'Jinn Order. Quaraun is a necromancer. Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer. Quaraun does not cook.

BoomFuzzy is the blind chef. The blind chef, bakes and cooks. BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy bakes gingerbread cake. BoomFuzzy makes salt water taffy. BoomFuzzy grows mac & cheese on mac and cheese trees. BoomFuzzy is a candy mage. BoomFuzzy does food magic. BoomFuzzy does not weave silk.

GhoulSpawn is the hippy-dippy scientist hippie. GhoulSpawn reads science books and studies astro physics in college. GhoulSpawn is a scientist. GhoulSpawn is an environmentalist. GhoulSpawn raises sheep. GhoulSpawn drives a Gremlin. GhoulSpawn drives the food truck. GhoulSpawn does not cook.

BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy can not drive. BoomFuzzy can not see. BoomFuzzy does not look to see things. BoomFuzzy does not talk about seeing things. BoomFuzzy is blind, he can not be mesmerized by the sight of things, because he is blind.

And none of them has any interest in music.

None of them plays an instrument.

Music is not a part of their lives.

Music should never be mentioned at all.

Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from the silk weaver's perspective. This is Romantic Slice of Life that follows ONLY on hour space of time. This is a short story that has no room for big epic quests, over arching plots, or learning life lessons. This is just a quick one hour slice of Quaraun's life.

Please take the following prompt, and write a 900 word short story, using Quaraun as the main character. You are not required to include either BoomFuzzy or GhoulSpawn; please include one or both or neither of them, depending on what you feel is best for this story prompt in particular.

The Prompt: The Noodle Beach food truck festival, where every dish has a sprinkle of enchantment.

ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):

**Title: Enchanted Delights at Noodle Beach Food Truck Festival**

**Genre: Cozy Fantasy / Heartwarming 1970s Hippie Counter SubCulture Mundane Magical Realism Slice of Life Fiction**

The sun hung low in the sky, casting a warm, rosy glow over Noodle Beach. Quaraun, the elegant Moon Elf silk weaver, strolled along the shore, his pale pink silk dress fluttering in the gentle breeze. He was entranced by the soothing rhythm of the waves and the salty aroma of the ocean. It was a tranquil evening, perfect for enjoying the Noodle Beach food truck festival.

The festival was a colorful spectacle that attracted both locals and tourists alike. Food trucks lined the beach, their vibrant hues matching the eclectic energy of the 1970s-inspired event. The air was filled with the enticing scent of delicacies from around the world, promising an enchanting culinary experience.

As Quaraun meandered through the festival, his icy blue eyes lit up with curiosity. His delicate fingers traced the textures of the stalls, from the sinuous curves of glass ornaments to the silky touch of handwoven scarves. While he may not be a culinary expert, he appreciated the artistry of craftsmanship in all its forms.

The Noodle Beach food truck festival was a haven of enchantment. Every dish served had a sprinkle of magic, turning ordinary ingredients into extraordinary creations. The aroma of puce-colored dumplings and mauve-hued noodles wafted through the air, drawing Quaraun towards a lively food truck adorned with fuchsia banners.

Behind the counter stood a charismatic chef with a mischievous glint in his eye. It was BoomFuzzy, the Phooka trickster with a talent for creating culinary wonders. His black hakama billowed around him as he expertly stirred a cauldron of magenta broth. The display was mesmerizing, and Quaraun watched as BoomFuzzy's talon-like fingers danced gracefully over the ingredients.

"BoomFuzzy, you're creating quite the spectacle," Quaraun remarked, his voice dripping with amusement.

BoomFuzzy's hearty laughter filled the air as he turned to face his silk-draped husband. "Well, my dear Quaraun, if we can't have a little fun, what's the point of living?"

Quaraun chuckled softly, his pale blue eyes reflecting the warm affection he held for his exuberant husband. Their love was like a rose-colored ribbon that wove through the tapestry of their lives, binding them together in a bond that transcended time.

BoomFuzzy's attention returned to his cooking, and soon he presented Quaraun with a bowl of peony-hued noodles in a broth that shimmered like the ocean at sunset. Quaraun took a delicate sip, and the flavors exploded on his palate like a burst of fireworks. He savored the blend of spices, the tender texture of the noodles, and the subtle magic that elevated the dish to a realm of pure enchantment.

"Absolutely salacious," Quaraun purred, a satisfied smile gracing his lips.

BoomFuzzy grinned, his silver horn gleaming in the fading light. "I knew you'd appreciate it."

As they indulged in their culinary delights, the gentle lapping of the waves provided a soothing background melody. The festival around them was alive with laughter, chatter, and the tinkling of glass wind chimes that adorned the stalls. It was a symphony of harmony and connection, a reminder of the beauty that could be found in simple moments.

Quaraun's gaze drifted to the horizon, where the sky transformed from rosy blush to deepening shades of violet. It was a mesmerizing sight, a reminder of the transient nature of time and the importance of cherishing each fleeting instant. The Moon Elf sighed contentedly, feeling the warmth of his companions' presence and the serenity of the beach enveloping him like a cozy blanket.

"Isn't it remarkable how the world can be so malevolent at times, yet moments like these exist to remind us of its inherent beauty?" Quaraun mused.

BoomFuzzy nodded in agreement, his expression thoughtful. "Life is a tapestry woven with both light and shadow. It's up to us to find joy even in the darkest threads."

As the last rays of sunlight kissed the ocean's surface, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn (who had decided to join them after all) sat side by side, their hearts entwined in a tapestry of love, friendship, and shared experiences. They watched as the stars emerged, winking like pale pink jewels in the velvety sky.

The Noodle Beach food truck festival was a magical haven where enchantment intertwined with the ordinary, transforming it into something extraordinary. In this slice of life, the trio found solace, connection, and a sense of belonging. As the ocean whispered secrets to the shore and the salty breeze tousled their hair, they knew that their journey together was a precious adventure—one that would continue to unfold with each passing day.

And so, under the watchful gaze of the moon, the Moon Elf, the Phooka, and the Sheep-Demon reveled in the warmth of their love, the flavors of the enchanting dishes, and the peaceful serenity of Noodle Beach.

In the end, it was the moments like these that truly mattered—the moments that filled their hearts with joy, laughter, and a sense of wonder. As the festival continued to buzz around them, Quaraun whispered a quiet thank you to the universe for bringing them together and allowing them to experience the magic of life in all its vibrant, kaleidoscopic glory.

I may or may not, edit this, rewrite it, and expand it into a full 30k word novella, but, for now, it's a 900 word unedited first draft "story idea outline" that can act as an "AI written Flash Fiction"


This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5

The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.

Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.

The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.

As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.

I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.

The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.

If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.

The Quaraun Series:

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The Quaraun series on Amazon:

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What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

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