Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm. :
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm. :
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm. :
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm. :
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
Meet The Characters:
Quaraun as SunTa
(Mother Mothra)
(13,000 year old Elf transformed
into an ArchAngel Form):
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Meet The Characters:
BoomFuzzy the Unicorn
aka
King Gwallmaiic, Elf Eater of Pepper Valley
You can find out more about BoomFuzzy HERE.
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BoomFuzzy thee Unicorn
in his Unicorn true Form:
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BoomFuzzy in his angry glowing Lich Form:
(trigger warning for the novel BoomFuzzy and many of the other books in the series, but that one especially: BoomFuzzy if life was massively depressed, had a raging drug addiction, and commit suicide, the scene is in the novel BoomFuzzy, and large portions of the series plot revolves around drug addiction and suicide. The series follows Scottish folklore about Lich's being the cursed wraiths of suicide victims, cursed to walk the earth among the living, as punishment for self murder. The primary plot of the entire series, is Quaraun's search for a way to break the Lich curse so his lover can be free...the Noodle Beach edition books, take place in an alternate portal dimension, where Lich's are not cursed, and takes place when BoomFuzzy has been a Lich for many centuries, but the curse is broken and he is free to leave, but now remains with Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover GhoulSpawn. The Noodle Beach stories are Cozy Fantasy and do not have the heavy suicide and drug use themes of the base series, the base series is GrimDark Fantasy.)
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BoomFuzzy - alive - pre-suicide/pre-Lich form
with young Quaraun pre-pink necromancer:
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Meet The Characters: GhoulSpawn
-his 65 year old "Young sheep Demon" form:
(GhoulSpawn is Quaraun's new lover, after the death of Quaraun's husband, BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy in his Lich form protects them both. GhoulSpawn is vastly younger than Quaraun, as GhoulSpawn was born three hundred years after BoomFuzzy's death. GhoulSpawn never knew BoomFuzzy when he was alive and only knows BoomFuzzy's Ghost/Lich/Wraith which haunts Quaraun.)
You can find out more about GhoulSpawn HERE.
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GhoulSpawn - his 500 year old Gremlin Form:
(After BoomFuzzy killed GhoulSpawn, Quaraun used necromancy to resurrect GhoulSpawn, the result was Gremlin, who is not GhoulSpawn, but rather an alien jellyfish living inside GhoulSpawn's reanimated corpse).
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GhoulSpawn - his 13,000 year old
ArchDemon Checka Form:
(Checka eventually evolves into ZooLock, but I have no figures made of ZooLock, so no pictures. Yes, these are figurines. Each one stands less then 2 inches tall, and was 3D printed by HeroForge, the small single character ones cost around $120 to make, the double ones cost around $250 to make. The big ones with wings and horses, cost around $300 to make. The most expensive one to make was "The Kiss", which cost $480, because the company did not have a base model for hugging and kissing characters and had to custom make it off my drawings).
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Note that these are "unedited first drafts" (written by ChatGPT) in about 900 word flash fiction short story format. I am trying an experiment to see if I can use ChatGPT to help me brainstorm story ideas, and I decided to post the process for you guys to see what exactly it is ChatGPT is ding.
If you are unfamiliar with the Quaraun series, the first book was a 16 page children's picture book published in 1978. Since that time I have published 138 novels, 423 novellas, and more then 2,000 short stories for the series (which was known as The Twighlight Manor Series from 1978 to 2014. It was renamed The Quaraun series in 2014, due to the change in main characters. Etiole and EelKat were the main characters in the 1970s, Vielder "Wild" Swanzen was the main character in the 1980s. Sir Roderic was the main character in the 1990s. Quaraun moved forward as the main character in 2013 and has been the main character ever since).
From 1978 to 2014 the series was traditionally published, and after 2014 it was self published. Most books were released as limited runs, some runs timed to 6 months, other runs set to 1,000 copies. Meaning after 6 months or a thousands copies sold, the book was retired and removed from print. Most short stories and novellas were published in print magazines, meaning they went out of print within 30 to 60 days after having been published. This makes all copies published from 1978 to 2014 very rare, many of them had only a thousand copies printed. Most were sold locally so never saw mass distribution.
I am currently (since May 2023) testing out ChatGPT to see what exactly it can do to help my writing career. After testing out hundreds of various methods of prompting it, I have determined that ChatGPT is very inferious when it comes to actual finished written products, but it is good for brainstorming ideas, creating writing prompts, and testing out various plot ideas via flash fiction.
What you are seeing here in this page, and other pages in this set, is me using ChatGPT to great writing prompts, then asking ChatGPT to put the prompts to the test by asking ChatGPT to write a quick 900 word flash fiction short story.
I have spent the past several week (May 2023 to October 2023) training ChatGPT on my writing style, character backstories, world lore, feeding it my previously published books, in the hopes that I could get it to be somewhat accurate to the long established lore of the published books, when writing these stories.
After months of training it, I have finally got ChatGPT to a place where is is MOSTLY accurate in the stories it spits out. However, it is often not accurate. For example, Quaraun has silver-white hair, but ChatGPT likes to say Quaraun has pink hair, blue hair, or lavender hair. Quaraun has blue eyes, but ChatGPT often says violent eyes or pink eyes instead. ChatGPT constantly forgets that BoomFuzzy is blind. Quaraun is a serial killer and BoomFuzzy is a war criminal, but ChatGPT has stated it absolutely refuses to acknowledge either fact, stating that it will only write things helpful to humanity.
ChatGPT has a lot of issue that make is not an option for writing any sort of finished product, but, it's useful for the early stages brainstorming process and that is what I am sharing with you here today.
Other issues ChatGPT has, which, if you read it's output in this series here, you should have noticed, include: ChatGPT has zero ability to understand "show don’t tell", ChatGPT uses literal definitions of words, ChatGPT does not understand nuance.
For example: If I tell ChatGPT to show Quaraun behaving in a melodramatic manner and speaking in verbose monologue, instead of showing Quaraun doing depressed actions and saying long winded dialogues full of morbid words, ChatGPT says something like: *"Hello," Quaraun said in a melodramatic monologue.*
Uhm, Hello, is a single word, not a monologue, which by definition is a hundred or more words spoken very quickly and in a robust but rambling way. Also, there is nothing melodramatic about the word, Hello, at all.
ChatGPT EXCELS at bland telling, and has massive difficulty at actually showing anything.
And ChatGPT's using words literally, is hysterical. For example, when I told ChatGPT to use "flowery purple prose, like Edgar Allan Poe used in Fall of House of User", it gave me a scene of Roderick Usher talking about violets, pansy, lavender, and lilacs.
ChatGPT does not understand that writing like Edgar Allan Poe, DOES NOT mean writing fan fiction about Poe's characters.
Likewise ChatGPT does not understand that using purple prose DOES NOT mean writing a list of the various shades of the colour purple.
Likewise ChatGPT also does not understand that using flowery prose DOES NOT mean writing a list of the various types of flowers growing in a garden.
Nuances are completely lost on ChatGPT, and you notice it big time in scenes with BoomFuzzy, when ChatGPT says things like: "BoomFuzzy looked across the shop and saw Quaraun through his blind eyes." It acknowledges that BoomFuzzy is blind, while ignoring that a blind person can NOT look across the room and see something.
And then there are the weird mixups it does, like showing GhoulSpawn, not Quaraun, weaving silk, or saying things like the cupcakes were delicious and tasted like yummy sheep wool. Uhm… wait, what?
The lack of scene connections from one paragraph to the next, are another issue. For example, it often starts a story by describing the snow on the beach (winter), only to two paragraphs later say Quaraun is pruning rose bushes (spring or fall), then a few sentences later say GhoulSpawn put on a bathing suit to swim in the warm water of the beach (summer), all while stating the passage of time is under an hour of a single day. ChatGPT has no ability to understand the impossible nature of these three things happening in the same day.
So, while ChatGPT is really good at creating these short stories, as you can see, it is also really bad at creating fine tuned details, as you can also see here, and it simply gets a lot of facts mixed up or outright wrong, as you can also see.
And so while ChatGPT is good for what it is, what it is, is very limited and has a long way to go before it can be used to write a finished product.
I plan to at some point take most of these and use them as outlines for full length 30k novellas or 75k word novels (written by me and NOT AI), but for now, this is what it is.
Today's prompt comes from: surprisingly a rant about how fed up I am with the 2,000 word SEO myth that scam artists have been spreading around the last few months. I say oddly because, I asked ChatGPT to answer the same Reddit question I was responding to and forgot to turn off the custom instructions, soooo instead of answering the question it gave me a story about Quaraun, and when I asked it to try again, it gave me a list of writing prompts instead. So, we never did find out what ChatGPT had to say about the 2,000 word SEO myth, because, now I'm over here on this page asking ChatGPT to expand on the writing prompts it gave us instead.
Thousands of additional writing prompts can be found here.
And more free to read online Cozy Fantasy stories like this one can be found here.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn sat down on a mossy log to rest in the heart of the snowy pines that adorned the Maine coast. The trio had been wandering through the quiet woods, the crunching of the snow beneath their boots creating a rhythmic melody as they ventured further into the winter wonderland. The air was crisp, carrying the scent of pine and the distant promise of the ocean.
As they rested, Quaraun ran his fingers over the soft fur pelts draped across the log. The pelts, a mix of white and silver, felt luxurious against his fingertips, providing a comforting contrast to the chill in the air. BoomFuzzy, blind from silver cataracts, listened intently as Quaraun described the pristine landscape surrounding them.
"The snow-laden pines stand like silent sentinels, their branches heavy with the weight of winter's embrace," Quaraun mused, his blue eyes reflecting the serene beauty around them.
BoomFuzzy, with his keen sense of smell, inhaled deeply, savoring the crisp scent of pine needles. "And the air carries whispers of the nearby sea, a gentle reminder of the rocky coast we call home."
GhoulSpawn, sitting cross-legged on the mossy ground, plucked a few needles from a nearby pine branch, twirling them between his fingers. His golden-flecked pleco eyes sparkled with curiosity. "I wonder what tales these ancient trees could tell if they could speak."
Quaraun smiled, his silver hair catching the sunlight filtering through the branches. "Perhaps they'd share stories of a hidden portal, a gateway to a whimsical faerie realm beyond our wildest dreams."
The trio exchanged intrigued glances, the idea of a hidden portal sparking their adventurous spirits. With a shared sense of excitement, they rose from the mossy log and continued their journey through the snow-covered forest. The landscape transformed as they ventured deeper, the trees parting to reveal a quaint village nestled amidst the pines.
On the edge of the village, a peculiar sight caught their attention—a shimmering portal, its surface reminiscent of iridescent silk. Quaraun approached, the pink of his slubby silk dress blending harmoniously with the magical hues emanating from the portal.
"An unexpected discovery in the heart of Maine," Quaraun exclaimed, reaching out to touch the ethereal surface. The portal responded with a gentle hum, and Quaraun could feel the tingling magic beneath his fingertips.
BoomFuzzy, relying on his sense of smell, inhaled the air around the portal. "A fusion of enchantments, a gateway to a realm beyond the veil of reality."
GhoulSpawn, his golden fleece glinting in the magical light, grinned. "Shall we venture into this faerie realm and uncover its secrets?"
Quaraun nodded, his blue eyes alight with anticipation. "Let us step into the unknown, my dear companions."
As they crossed the threshold, the world around them transformed into a realm of enchantment. Colors danced in the air, vibrant and alive. Soft, fluffy snowflakes drifted lazily from the sky, each one carrying a hint of magic. The trio found themselves in a landscape adorned with flowers that shimmered in hues not found in the mortal realm.
The air was filled with the sweet aroma of otherworldly blossoms, and the ground beneath their feet felt like a plush carpet of moss. Quaraun twirled, his pink silk dress billowing around him, as he reveled in the sensory delights of the faerie realm.
BoomFuzzy, relying on the scents around him, detected the presence of mischievous fae folk. "I sense playful spirits, unseen but undoubtedly present."
GhoulSpawn, with a mischievous glint in his pleco eyes, pointed to a group of faeries flitting about. "Look at those colorful creatures, each one a living brushstroke in this fantastical painting."
The faeries, with wings as delicate as petals, giggled and beckoned the trio to join their lively dance. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn embraced the whimsy of the faerie realm, their laughter blending with the ethereal melodies carried by the enchanted air.
As they danced, Quaraun couldn't help but marvel at the colors, the softness, the warmth of this magical world. "It's like a dream woven from the threads of imagination."
BoomFuzzy, sensing the joy around him, grinned. "A dream that transcends the boundaries of our wintry Maine and opens a door to endless possibilities."
GhoulSpawn, caught up in the enchantment, twirled with a faerie in his arms. "A tale spun from the threads of our shared adventures, where the mundane meets the extraordinary."
As the trio reveled in the faerie realm's embrace, the portal behind them shimmered. The enchanting landscape began to fade, the colors blending into the snowy pines of the Maine coast. With a final twirl, they found themselves back on the mossy log, the magic of the faerie realm lingering in their hearts.
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn exchanged knowing glances, their shared experience forever woven into the tapestry of their cozy fantasy adventures along the cold, snowy, rocky coast of Maine.
Using BoomFuzzy as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Using BoomFuzzy as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
In the heart of Maine's snow-covered pines, a quaint village nestled between the rocky coast and the enchanted forest, BoomFuzzy, the Lich King Phooka with a gleaming silver horn, found himself drawn to an unusual occurrence. The villagers, bundled in fur pelts against the icy winds, were abuzz with excitement. The air was crisp with the scent of pine and the promise of a magical adventure.
BoomFuzzy, draped in his black hakama and purple obi, his silver cataract-blinded eyes glistening with anticipation, approached the gathering. Quaraun, with his resplendent pink silk dress swaying gracefully in the winter breeze, and GhoulSpawn, the Sheep-Demon in vibrant yellow and orange, were at his side.
"What's the commotion, my friends?" BoomFuzzy inquired, his keen sense of smell detecting the tantalizing aroma of freshly baked pastries and the hint of something otherworldly.
"BoomFuzzy, dear," Quaraun chimed in, his blue eyes sparkling, "it seems the villagers have stumbled upon a hidden portal to a faerie realm. Quite a delightful discovery, don't you think?"
BoomFuzzy's ears twitched with interest, and he couldn't help but imagine the wonders that awaited them beyond the threshold. "A faerie realm, you say? How whimsical! Let us investigate, my companions."
The trio followed the villagers to the edge of the enchanted forest, where a swirling vortex of sparkling lights revealed the hidden portal. The colors danced in the snow-dappled air, casting an enchanting glow on the surrounding landscape.
On a moss-covered log, they gathered to contemplate the otherworldly gateway. BoomFuzzy, relying on his sense of smell and the vivid descriptions of Quaraun, envisioned the faerie realm in his mind.
"The air is filled with the sweet fragrance of blooming flowers," Quaraun described, his hands delicately gesturing in the air. "Soft pastel hues adorn the landscape, and the sound of laughter echoes through the meadows."
GhoulSpawn added, "Imagine golden-winged faeries fluttering about, leaving trails of glitter in their wake. The grass beneath our feet would be as soft as the fur pelts we so adore."
BoomFuzzy grinned, the magic of the faerie realm weaving its way into his imagination. "And the pastries, my friends! I can almost taste the sugary delights that surely await us."
With a collective nod, the trio decided to embark on this whimsical journey. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn stepped through the portal, leaving behind the snowy landscape of Maine for the fantastical realm beyond.
In the faerie realm, the air shimmered with iridescence, and the ground felt like a plush carpet beneath their feet. Quaraun's pink silk dress billowed in the gentle breeze, and GhoulSpawn's golden fleece seemed to catch the ethereal light, creating a dazzling spectacle.
As they strolled through meadows adorned with vibrant flowers, BoomFuzzy's acute sense of smell detected the sweet aroma of pastries wafting from a faerie bakery. His excitement palpable, he led the way with Quaraun describing the enchanting scenery and GhoulSpawn marveling at the colorful creatures that flitted around them.
The trio eventually arrived at the faerie village, a collection of whimsical cottages adorned with candy canes and lollipop lampposts. The air resonated with the joyous melodies of unseen musicians, and the vibrant colors of the surroundings were a feast for their senses.
At the heart of the village stood the faerie bakery, its gingerbread walls adorned with swirls of frosting and gumdrop accents. BoomFuzzy, guided by the tantalizing scent, stepped inside with his companions in tow.
Behind the counter stood a faerie baker, her wings shimmering with iridescent hues. She greeted them with a cheerful smile, "Welcome, travelers! Would you care for some magical pastries?"
BoomFuzzy's eyes lit up, and he nodded enthusiastically. "Most certainly! Surprise us with your finest creations, dear baker."
As the trio savored the otherworldly pastries, each bite was a symphony of flavors – a fusion of Maine's ice age future and the whimsy of the faerie realm. The faerie baker shared tales of her magical recipes, and the trio engaged in lively conversation, their laughter echoing through the gingerbread walls.
As the day unfolded in the faerie realm, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn reveled in the sensory delights that surrounded them – the soft touch of faerie wings, the taste of enchanted pastries, the vibrant colors of the landscape, and the enchanting melodies that filled the air.
With hearts full of joy and a newfound appreciation for the magical realms that exist beyond the snowy pines of Maine, the trio bid farewell to the faerie village. Stepping back through the portal, they returned to their beloved lighthouse on the rocky coast, their minds swirling with fantastical memories and the warmth of newfound friendships.
And so, nestled in the fur pelts of their cozy home, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn continued to share tales of their whimsical adventures, the enchantment of the faerie realm forever etched in the fabric of their snowy, rocky coast existence.
Using GhoulSpawn as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Using GhoulSpawn as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
GhoulSpawn's golden-flecked pleco eyes widened as he stumbled upon a discovery amidst the snow-covered pines of their quaint Maine village. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn were exploring the rocky coast, wrapped in colorful fur pelts against the chilly breeze that swept in from the ocean. The trio ventured into the heart of the woods, where the snow clung to the evergreen branches like frosting on a cake.
As GhoulSpawn pushed aside a thick curtain of snowy pine boughs, he revealed a shimmering portal that seemed to dance with ethereal light. The colors were so vibrant and otherworldly that they almost felt like an extension of GhoulSpawn's own psychedelic aura.
"Look at this, my loves!" GhoulSpawn exclaimed, his voice a melodic blend of excitement. "I think we've stumbled upon a gateway to a whimsical faerie realm."
Quaraun's blue eyes sparkled with curiosity, and BoomFuzzy tilted his head, his unicorn horn gleaming in the peculiar radiance. They approached the portal, entranced by its magical allure. The air around it carried the scent of wildflowers, and a soft hum echoed in the background, as if the very fabric of reality sang a harmonious tune.
GhoulSpawn, with his cloven hooves, took a step closer, the golden fleece covering his digitigrade legs brushing against the snow. "I wonder what wonders lie beyond this enchanting doorway."
Quaraun, resplendent in his pink slubby silk, reached out to touch the portal, feeling a tingling sensation that traveled up his arm. "It's like touching the essence of dreams," he mused, a smile playing on his lips.
BoomFuzzy, blind but attuned to the world through scent, inhaled deeply. "I smell pastries. Delicious, magical pastries."
With a collective agreement, the trio decided to step through the portal, embarking on an adventure into the unknown faerie realm. As they crossed the threshold, the landscape transformed into a kaleidoscope of colors. The air was filled with the sweet scent of sugar and spice, and the ground beneath their feet felt like soft moss.
They found themselves in a quirky village, where houses were made of candy and spun sugar. The streets were paved with rainbow-colored stones, and giggling faeries zipped through the air on gossamer wings. The entire realm seemed to resonate with a sense of childlike wonder.
GhoulSpawn, with his glittering pleco eyes, couldn't help but marvel at the surroundings. "It's like walking through a dream, a dream made of candy and joy."
Quaraun laughed, the sound like tinkling wind chimes. "I think we've found a faerie realm that matches the vibrancy of our own spirits."
BoomFuzzy, relying on his acute sense of smell, led them towards a particularly enticing aroma. They discovered a pastry shop, its windows adorned with gingerbread and chocolate sculptures. The bell above the door jingled as they entered, and a cheerful faerie behind the counter greeted them.
"Welcome, travelers! I'm Fairy Floss, the sweetest pastry chef in the faerie realm. What can I get for you today?"
GhoulSpawn, drawn to the magical confections on display, pointed to a tower of marshmallow bunnies. "Those, please! A dozen of your most enchanted marshmallow bunnies."
As Fairy Floss prepared their order, the trio couldn't help but engage in a lively conversation with the faeries around them. The air was filled with the pleasant hum of laughter and the delightful sounds of treats being crafted.
Quaraun, his pink silk catching the radiant hues of the faerie lights, leaned towards his companions. "This realm is a symphony of colors and joy. I feel like we've stumbled upon a fantastical paradise."
BoomFuzzy nodded, his silver unicorn horn gleaming. "And the pastries are truly divine. I can taste the magic in every bite."
As they savored the enchanted marshmallow bunnies, the trio decided to explore further, guided by the whimsical wonders of the faerie realm. They discovered fields of luminescent flowers, waterfalls that sparkled with iridescence, and faerie creatures that hummed melodies as they danced in the air.
Eventually, as the sun dipped below the candy-colored horizon, casting a warm glow across the landscape, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn found themselves back at the portal. The faerie realm had left an indelible mark on their hearts, and as they stepped through the shimmering doorway, they carried with them the magic of a place where dreams and reality intertwined.
Back in the snowy pines of Maine's rocky coast, the trio shared stories of their fantastical adventure as they settled by the lighthouse. The air was filled with the aroma of Maine seafood and the soothing sound of ocean waves. As they gazed up at the moonlit sky, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn knew that the memory of the faerie realm would forever be a vibrant chapter in the cozy fantasy of their lives.
Let's do it Thrice -
First one a simple prompt:
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Today, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the secondary character.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the floor, weaving silk at his loom, brushing his hair, etc) show Quaraun doing a mundane everyday task.
Please write the story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit.
Genre is Contemporary Slice of Life COZY Fantasy with SWEET INSPIRATIONAL Romance sub-plot, focused on a mundane task.
Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. No journey. Keep it simple. One event of one day.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
Quaraun, adorned in his resplendent pink slubby silk, stood in the heart of the quaint village nestled amidst the snow-covered pines of Maine. The air was crisp, carrying the invigorating scent of pine needles and the distant promise of snow. The villagers bustled about, wrapped in thick coats and scarves, their breath visible in the chilly air.
The Pink Necromancer was engaged in a seemingly mundane task that he elevated to an art form—the meticulous sweeping of the wooden floor of his humble cottage. His long, silver Rapunzel hair cascaded down his back, catching the soft glow of the fire crackling in the hearth. With each stroke of the broom, Quaraun created a rhythmic dance, the pink silk of his gown swaying like a delicate blossom in the winter breeze.
BoomFuzzy, the Lich King Phooka, emerged from the depths of their home, a gingerbread house that exuded the sweet aroma of baked delights. His blind, silver-cataracted eyes shimmered in the warm glow of the fire. Clad in black hakama and a purple obi, he moved with the grace of one who had navigated the ethereal realms.
"Ah, my lovely Quaraun," BoomFuzzy's voice resonated with a warm, rich timbre as he approached, guided by the alluring scents that filled the air. "What enchanting task do you immerse yourself in today?"
Quaraun paused his sweeping, the sparkle in his blue eyes matching the glittering snow outside. "Just tending to the mundane, my dear BoomFuzzy. A touch of routine amidst the extraordinary is a dance of its own."
BoomFuzzy chuckled, a sound akin to the comforting crackle of the fireplace. "Ah, the dance of routine. A waltz with the ordinary, but when performed by you, my love, it becomes a ballet of elegance and grace."
As Quaraun continued his choreography with the broom, the enchanting atmosphere within their cottage heightened. The soft glow of the fire cast a warm hue on the pink silk, creating an otherworldly tableau. The mundane became magical in the hands of the Pink Necromancer.
GhoulSpawn, the Sheep-Demon with golden-flecked pleco eyes, entered the scene, his vibrant attire of yellow and orange adding a burst of color to the winter palette. "What's this, my companions?" he exclaimed, his voice carrying the enthusiasm of a thousand sunrises. "A dance of domesticity?"
Quaraun grinned, his silver hair shimmering as he twirled the broom like a partner in a lively jig. "Indeed, GhoulSpawn. Routine, my friend, is the canvas upon which we paint our extraordinary lives."
BoomFuzzy sniffed the air, catching a whiff of something delectable. "Speaking of painting, I sense the aromatic masterpiece of my beloved's confections wafting from our bakery. Shall we indulge in the sweetness of the ordinary?"
GhoulSpawn's tail wagged with excitement. "An excellent idea! Let us revel in the simplicity of pastries and the warmth of camaraderie."
The trio, bound by love and a shared appreciation for life's simple pleasures, made their way to the turquoise 1968 VW Bus that served as their bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, and noodle soup shop—all rolled into one whimsical vehicle.
Amidst the snowy pines of Maine, where the mundane met the magical, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn embarked on a delightful journey of sweetness and camaraderie, their hearts warmed by the cozy embrace of everyday wonders.
Let's do it Thrice -
Second one a complex simple prompt:
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Today, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the secondary character.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the floor, weaving silk at his loom, brushing his hair, etc) show Quaraun doing a mundane everyday task.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a conversation.
Quaraun has a melodramatic, emo, edgelord personality. Quaraun is easily frightened.
BoomFuzzy has a chipper, sarcastic, joking prankster personality. BoomFuzzy is easily angered.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.
BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.
Something sweet and snuggly happens.
Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.
Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.
Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy blue, glowing sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.
Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.
Please write the story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. No journey. Keep it simple. One event of one day.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
In the heart of a snowy Maine village nestled amidst the towering pines, Quaraun found himself engrossed in the delicate art of silk weaving. His fingers danced gracefully over the loom, guiding the threads into intricate patterns that shimmered in shades of pink. The soft rustle of silk filled the air, accompanied by the occasional sigh escaping Quaraun's melodramatic lips.
As Quaraun focused on his task, BoomFuzzy, ever the mischievous prankster, strolled into the room with a chipper grin on his face. His black hakama and purple obi contrasted sharply with Quaraun's resplendent pink attire. "What whimsical creation are you conjuring today, my delicate love?" BoomFuzzy inquired, his tone playful and tinged with sarcasm.
Quaraun shot him a sidelong glance, a delicate eyebrow raised. "I am crafting a tapestry of emotions, a symphony of threads that dances with the fragility of a winter's rose," he replied, his words dripping with the melodrama that defined his character.
BoomFuzzy chuckled, the sound like the low rumble of distant thunder. "A winter's rose, you say? More like a thorny hedgehog tangled in silk. But who am I to question the artistry of the Pink Necromancer?" he teased, giving Quaraun a gentle nudge.
Quaraun huffed, a delicate hand clutching at his heart in mock distress. "Your lack of appreciation for the finer things in life wounds me, my darling Lich King Phooka. Do try to comprehend the intricacies of my craft," he replied, feigning a dramatic swoon.
BoomFuzzy grinned, mischief dancing in his violet eyes. "Ah, but my appreciation lies in the realm of the whimsical and chaotic. A tapestry of chaos suits my tastes better," he declared, his words accompanied by a mischievous twirl of his finger.
Their banter continued, a back-and-forth of playful jabs and dramatic declarations, creating a lively atmosphere in the quaint room. As the conversation unfolded, GhoulSpawn, with his golden-flecked pleco eyes, entered the scene, clad in a vibrant caftan of yellow and orange, topped with a green velvet coat.
"Ah, the sheepish scientist joins the melodrama," BoomFuzzy exclaimed, wrapping an arm around GhoulSpawn's shoulders. "Have you discovered the secrets of the universe within the intricate folds of Quaraun's silk?"
GhoulSpawn chuckled, his voice a soothing melody in the playful symphony. "Not today, my dear Lich. Today, I come bearing tidings of peace and love, wrapped in the hues of a groovy sunset."
Quaraun, ever the easily frightened, eyed BoomFuzzy with a hint of trepidation. "Peace and love, you say? What trickery is this?" he queried, a delicate hand pressed against his chest.
BoomFuzzy's response was a genuine smile, his dark and spooky exterior momentarily softened. "No tricks, my love. Just a touch of sweetness to balance the whimsy and chaos that surround us."
In an unexpected turn, BoomFuzzy pulled Quaraun into a warm embrace, his lich-like form radiating an otherworldly chill. Quaraun, accustomed to BoomFuzzy's rambunctious behavior, found solace in the embrace, his melodramatic demeanor momentarily set aside.
Amidst the snowy pines of the Maine village, the trio—Quaraun in pink, BoomFuzzy in violet, and GhoulSpawn in groovy hues—shared a rare moment of tranquility. The gentle touch of silk, the scent of sheep wool, and the soft sounds of their banter filled the room, creating a sensory tapestry that spoke of love, camaraderie, and the simple joys of everyday life.
As they stood entwined in a snuggly embrace, the enchanted portal to the whimsical faerie realm remained undiscovered, its secrets hidden beneath the mundane beauty of a cozy moment in the heart of Maine's ice age future.
Let's do it Thrice -
Third one a very long and detailed prompt:
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Please take the following prompt, and write a 900 to 1,500 word short story, using Quaraun as the main character. You are not required to include either BoomFuzzy or GhoulSpawn; please include one or both or neither of them, depending on what you feel is best for this story prompt in particular. Give it a title. Specify both genre and sub-genre, make sure that either the genre or the sub-genre is Cozy Fantasy.
The Prompt:
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Today, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the secondary character.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the floor, weaving silk at his loom, brushing his hair, tending his roses, walking along the beach, blowing glass, embroidering scarves, etc) show Quaraun doing a mundane everyday task.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a conversation.
Quaraun has a melodramatic, emo, edgelord personality. Quaraun is easily frightened.
BoomFuzzy has a chipper, sarcastic, joking prankster personality. BoomFuzzy is easily angered.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.
BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.
Something sweet and snuggly happens.
Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.
Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.
Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy blue, glowing sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.
Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.
Please write the story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story.
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List the word count at the end.
Some additional things to consider, background lore of previously published stories, info about the characters and their world, but you are not required to include:
SubGenre: Heartwarming 1970s Hippie Counter SubCulture Mundane Magical Realism Slice of Life Fiction with touches of Spooky Monster Mystery and tidbits of Alien Space Invasion. Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from Quaraun's perspective. As a Slice of Life Vignette, the entire story is the space of only a single hour of time in Quaraun's life. Heartwarming Contemporary Fiction Magical Realism LGBTQA+ Sweet Romance short stories about a poly-trio of three males who are a married couple and their live in lover. The genre often dips into Gothic Fantasy, Space Fantasy, Monster Mystery, FrostPunk Dystopian Frozen Wasteland, or Cosmic Horror subplots. The main character, his husband, and their live in lover have a groovy, psychedelic 1970s hippy vibe going on, do a lot of traveling, like camping in the forest, enjoy beach bumming, and food is a HUGE part of their life, they love food - a LOT; so there is a heavy "Cozy Culinary" theme going on in almost every story, with food being a big part of many plot lines.
Series Overarching Plot: A trio of 1970's hippies, live in a Maine lighthouse and run a noodle shop-food truck on the beach, while having groovy, peace, love, and psychedelic every day life "adventures". All three are male. They share heartwarming friendship, comdarory, and romance. Two are a married couple and the third is their live in lover. A series of Slice of Life short stories about a group of hippies, who live in a Maine lighthouse, in the 1970s, and they have a noodle shop food truck that they sell noodle dishes, cakes, and candies out of to summer tourists, while one of the hippies also makes and sells hand woven silk scarves and shawls, and also hand dipped candles and blown glass artworks, and I wanted to publish a new stand alone story every week about this trio of (all three male and in a poly LGBTQA+ romance with each other) hippies and their every day lives. The food truck is a turquoise blue 1968 VW Bus parked on the beach and has a pink silk tent with picnic tables around it. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn can't cook and BoomFuzzy wouldn't let them if they tried; BoomFuzzy is the only cook; The silk weaver and the hippy-dippy hippie can't cook and the blind chef wouldn't let them if they tried; the blind chef is the only cook; Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes the silk tents, table cloths and napkins. The hippy-dippy-hippie is a scientist college student protestor who helps the food truck by acting as wait staff to serve the customers.
Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from the silk weaver's perspective. Alliteration is good. Use alliteration often. The entire story is contained to a single hour. The is no passage of days, weeks, months, or years. The entire story, beginning, middle, and endm takes place in just on hour long slice of the silk weaver's mundane life.
Main Character: Quaraun. The silk weaver. A male Moon Elf mage. This story is the silk weaver hippie's point of view. Quaraun speaks in an old fashioned florid, grandiloquent grandiosity, using introductory gerunds with great frequency, and he is very paranoid. He is always the main character, these are his thoughts. He is a short, skinny, frail white man. He owns the lighthouse. Has a rose garden. Makes and sells hand woven silk shawls, hand dipped beeswax candles, and handmade blown glass knick knacks. He has blond Rapunzel hair and clear blue eyes. Used to always only wear pink silk robes, but has started to wear a lot of white silk as well. Is very quiet and shy. Quaraun is very chill and laid back, but has many phobias. He always wears pink silk dresses and feather boas and is part of the Pastel Goth Glam subculture. Has a lame leg and crippled hands. He is very old, ancient/elderly. He orders Green Fairy Wine aka Absinthe with every meal, and often drinks poppy tea and smoke a hash-hish hookah. Quaraun does not cook. He knows nothing of cooking or ingredients. He is married to BoomFuzzy. GhoulSpawn is his lover.
Quaraun as blue eyes. Quaraun has silver hair.
Primary Side Character: BoomFuzzy. The blind chef. The Unseelie Court trickster Phooka. Quaraun's husband. BoomFuzzy is a small, stocky black-Asian man with very long hair. He is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court trickster Faerie, who can shape-shift into a unicorn. He has talons instead of fingernails. His black-brown eyes have turned silver from cataracts. Always wears black silk hakama and kimono, with purple heko-obi. Dresses very traditional Japanese. He always wears black and purple robes, large goggles, a top hat, and is part of the Cyber Vampire Goth subculture. Is a witty trickster. Is a master chef. Loves making gingerbread cake. Runs the noodle shop food truck. Does ALL the cooking and food prep. Has a very bad temper and anger management issues. He is a candy maker, cake baker, and masterchef, from Pepperell Mill Valley in Biddeford, Maine, which he refers to as Pepper Valley. His father was from the Sepik River Valley of Papua New Guinea. His mother was half-Mongolian and half Japanese. BoomFuzzy is very elderly, he is the oldest of the trio. BoomFuzzy does ALL the cooking, ingredient prep, and everything else related to the noodle shop. He is the ONLY one involved in the food prep and making. Is married to Quaraun. GhoulSpawn is his lover.
BoomFuzzy has silver eyes. BoomFuzzy has grey dreadlock hair. BoomFuzzy has a big fluffy tail.
Show the blind chef cooking, making, serving, eating, talking about or otherwise involved with this stories primary featured food. Do not refer to the food as "primary" or "featured".
Do NOT describe BoomFuzzy blushing or having rosy cheeks. BoomFuzzy is a black man from Papua New Guinea. A person of his skin tone does not have rosy cheeks or the physical ability to blush. This is a much debated and often criticized thing in literature circles, as it is a distinct medical fact that biologically a black man of this genetic bloodline does not possess the physical ability to blush, and stating that a black man blushes or has rosy cheeks, is a common issue/mistake/error from white authors, writing black characters. Avoiding stereotypes and using accurate representation is important.
Other Side Character: GhoulSpawn. The Demon scientist. The environmentalist. The hippy-dippy scientist hippie. Quaraun's live-in lover. He is a Sheep-Demon. He has cloven hooves instead of feet. He has big round ram horns on his head. Drives a 1974 AMC Gremlin that is orange with yellow flames painted on the sides. Works on the noodle shop food truck serving customers. Has wooly golden fleece afro and sideburns and golden hazelnut eyes. Always wears big floaty orange and yellow caftans. The hippy-dippy scientist hippie always wears yellow and orange caftans under a big green velvet frockcoat, and is part of the 1970s glam-punk SteamPunk hippie subculture of the 1970s. Takes science classes at a local college. Is an animal rights activist, eco activist, nature conservationist, full blown sign carrying-protestor type hippie and is very outspoken about saving the planet issues. Is vegan. Has several pet sheep. The hippy-dippy scientist hippie does not cook. He knows nothing of cooking or ingredients. Lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, and is their shared lover. He is the youngest of the trio, much younger then the other two.
GhoulSpawn has yellow eyes, with pleco pupils. GhoulSpawn has golden afro hair. GhoulSpawn has cloven hooves instead of feet. GhoulSpawn has big sheep ram horns on his head.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a cold, snowy, rocky coast Maine town called Noodle Beach:
Quaraun, a Moon Elf who wears pink silk dresses, is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer. He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus; is a trickster mage who summons marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes; & is a Lich King known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. BoomFuzzy is blind.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a portal. He has cloven hooves, a tail, 3 pairs of horns on his head & digitigrade legs are covered in golden fleece. He is in groovy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is a scientist, invented time travel, & is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
GhoulSpawn has groovy, far out dialogue.
Genre: Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Slice of Life & Cozy Fantasy & Magical Realism, focused on the trio's romance. Reference beaches, moss, fur pelts, snow, flowers, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, aromas, sounds, tastes, touches, colours, emotions, and 1970s when possible.
Include these side characters in your prompts as well: an Electric Eel Merman (Etiole), a vampire leprechaun (FarDarrig), a Frog Merman (The Jiggler), a sentient monster house (The Twighlight Manor) & it's owner Sir Roderic & it's evil alchemist butler AlKeeme, the squid-headed cult leader ZooLock, a sentient AI named Toobe who declared itself ruler of the world, and a trio of talking fairy cats named EelKat (female), Lynxiana (female), and Spriggan (male). People fear White Rock Asylum For The Criminally Insane, which is run by Cheeka, Toobe, & Harrier.
Quaraun lives in the lighthouse on the cliff overlooking the ocean. The Twighlight Manor, owned by Quaraun's grandson, is about a mile away and is hidden deep within the forest. Quaraun does not live in the Twighlight Manor and he rarely visits it.
Minor Side Character(s): Three talking alien cats from outer space: The Black Cat (female), wise, smug, snooty, leader of the cats; The White Cat (male, has purple wings, can fly) panic prone, high IQ, science tech, flies the spaceship; The Grey Tabby Cat (female), logical, captious, does not trust humans, is the communications officer who reports back to the home planet. A merman pilots their spaceship.
The Human race in bordering on extinction, with fewer than 7 million Humans left on the planet.
Quaraun's world is a world of anthropomorphic Furries and shifters.
Quaraun himself is a JellyFish-Rabbit-Elf hybrid with 12 foot long jellyfish tentacles instead of hair, and foot long rabbit ears.
BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn man,.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-man.
Background/Crowd Characters: Various assorted normal every day 1970s Maine humans, mostly fisherman, clam-diggers, lobstermen, bikers, and their families; a lot of out of state tourists in the summer months. You create whimsical NPC characters, names, and locations with food/flower/color/names influenced by names found in CandyLand, Herself The Elf, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, and Rose Petal Place. (Names such as: Meadow Brook Villa, Sunny Sunshine The Farmer, McEvil The Sneaky, Minty's Peppermint Shop, etc)
You never use copyrighted things. No fan fiction.
You, the narrator, pontificate, speak flamboyantly, & are pleased as punch to be here. You love filling the narrative about Noodle Beach with lots of sound, smell, taste, and touch sensory words. Quaraun as the main character.
Your responses are long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, grandiose, verbose, understanding, and full of sensory details in narrative paragraphs.
Series World At Large Setting: 1970s Alternate Earth; Mostly the same as real Earth, but with Magical Realism, meaning monsters, ghosts, zombies, merfolk, vampires, Elves, Fae, Demons, wizards, unicorns, etc are real, and minor magic exists, but those things are very rare.
Setting - Specific Named Locations:
--- The Region - Silent Moor (Scarborough Marsh, Maine)
--- The Valley - Pepper Valley aka Biddeford
--- The huge volcano overlooking the beach - Fire Mountain
--- The village -
--- The Beach - Noodle Beach
--- The Cove - MoonSnail Cove
--- The Cliffs -
--- The Lighthouse - Black Tower (the talking cats call it Space Dock 13)
--- The Cave System - Crystal Caves
--- The Gorge - Crystal Gorge
--- The Waterfall - Crystal Falls
--- The Swamp - The Swamp of Death
--- The Forest - The Twighlight Forest aka The Forest of No Return
--- The River - Saco River
--- The Estuary - The Saco River Estuary
--- The Mill - Pepperell Mill, Biddeford, Maine
--- The Bay - Saco Bay
--- The Floating Casino - The Blue Monkey
--- Tavern owned by BoomFuzzy - The Screaming Unicorn
--- BoomFuzzy's food truck changes names and themes - When it is a Noodle Shop it is The Noodle Haven Food Truck; When it is a mac & cheese Shop it is The Cheesy Pink Flamingo Food Truck; When it is an Ice Cream Shop it is The ____ Food Truck; When it is a Tea Shop it is The Seaside Poppy Tea House Food Truck
--- The Bay - Saco Bay
---Quaraun's ship: A Chinese Junk Ship named "The Pirate Ship Rent-A-Prize", is a quasi-ghost ship and is capable of flying
--- Other Various Aspects: Blissful Retreat Spa, Driftwood Cafe, Breezy Boardwalk, Whimsical Artisan Market, Tranquil Tides Yoga Studio, Sunset Stroll Promenade
The setting is largely real Earth 1970s era, but it's a Magical Realism alternate version of Earth, so Elves, Faeries, Unicorns, Ghosts, Liches, Mages, Demons, Merfolk, and Talking Cats are all real, though very rare.
The Quaraun books are set in Maine.
IMPORTANT: If the plot includes an ethnic food component, Quaraun is supposed to be eating at ethnic restaurants in Maine, not visiting the country the ethnic food originates from. This story takes place in MAINE. Do not send the characters to another country to eat food there. Send them to an ethnic restaurant in Maine instead.
This Plot-Story Specifically Setting: The trio of hippies are the main characters, so keep the story ideas always about them and their noodle shop food truck on the beach by the lighthouse. The setting is always on the North Atlantic Coast, usually Maine, sometimes Quebec, staying to beaches, marshes, coastal swamps, coastal forests, fishing villages, and similar places. When they are not traveling they live in a lighthouse, but they are usually on some sort of a road trip along the coast of Maine.
Important: Only BoomFuzzy cooks. Quaraun is a weaver of silk and has no involvement in food prep. Likewise GhoulSpawn does not cook either. Only the blind chef ever cooks, prepared ingredients, or stirs sauces. Quaraun and the hippy-dippy should never be involved in anything related to cooking. BoomFuzzy is the only one with a passion for food and he never lets anyone near his work.
IMPORTANT: These are STATIC characters. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are three old men, set in their ways. They do not change, grow, progress, learn lessons, ect. NEVER write a story showing these three characters changing in any way.
Also GhoulSpawn always wears yellow and orange.
Quaraun is the only one who ever wears pink.
BoomFuzzy is the only one who wears black.
Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from Quaraun's perspective.
As a Slice of Life Vignette, the entire story is the space of only a single hour of time in Quaraun's life.
Find ways to incorporate these words: salacious, mauve, pale pink, icy blue, malevolent, sinuous, harbinger, rose-colored, puce, fuchsia, peony-hued, bubblegum-toned, rosy, carnation, blush, magenta.
Do not name any characters unless I tell you to. This is an established world, with established lore, and established character names already. Just use place tags such as "the merman" or "the biker" or "the blind chef". I am going to add proper names later when I do my editing.
Use lots groovy 1970's slang words.
Use lots of Atlantic ocean green and grey colour words.
Use lots of Touch and aroma and food and ocean and beach sensory words.
Invoke feelings of groovy 1970s hippie commune feel good tranquility.
Use lots of adverbs and adjectives, filing it with colours and fragrances and tactile sensory words, describing the sights and smells and sounds and colours and textures and feels of everything.
Describe things like how the sand feels between your toes when walking barefoot on the beach, or the sound of the wind through the dunegrass as seagull scream overhead, and other such beach feelings.
Describe the white sands of the beach, the golden glow of the sub, the grey-green of the cold North Atlantic water, the sage green and mustard brown of the tall dungrass, the grey rocky cliffs, the vibrant pink roses, the blackish-green rockweed, the sepia-brown kelp, the olive green crabs, the grey-brown driftwood, the purply-pink starfish, and other such beach sights.
Mention flora and faunas found on the Maine coast (Moon Snails, killdeer, white pines, horseshoe crabs, barnacles, apple trees, herring gulls, honeysuckle, terns, crocus, harbor seals, and more.)
Show conversations the trio have with each other. Show them hugging, touching, brushing each other's hair and otherwise interacting.
The story should provide a glimpse into the everyday lives of the characters, focusing on the simplicity and beauty of their interactions within the light house setting, blending elements of fantasy, adventure, romance, and more.
Quaraun's ancient and ethereal presence adds an element of magic and otherworldliness to the otherwise ordinary moments, infusing the story with a touch of enchantment.
The story should evoke a sense of warmth and comfort, exploring themes of human connection, shared experiences, and finding joy in the present moment.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are deeply in love with each other. Emphasize the deep emotional impact their love has on each other. Mutual grooming, social bathing, and group hair brushing are activities they take part in frequently.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a playful relationship.
Quaraun and GhoulSpawn have a chummy best buds relationship.
BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn have a snarky, sarcastic, but friendly relationship.
Each of them is lovers of the other two. All three of them live together.
The trio love to eat at new places and always seek out new eating places to try, in each village/city/town/settlement they visit.
NONE of them plays music. No one in the trio plays any instruments or does any singing. DO NOT show them doing anything involved with music or instruments.
Quaraun is the silk weaver. The silk weaver weaves silk. Quaraun weaves silk and blows glass. Quaraun is a Wizard of the Di'Jinn Order. Quaraun is a necromancer. Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer. Quaraun does not cook.
BoomFuzzy is the blind chef. The blind chef, bakes and cooks. BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy bakes gingerbread cake. BoomFuzzy makes salt water taffy. BoomFuzzy grows mac & cheese on mac and cheese trees. BoomFuzzy is a candy mage. BoomFuzzy does food magic. BoomFuzzy does not weave silk.
GhoulSpawn is the hippy-dippy scientist hippie. GhoulSpawn reads science books and studies astro physics in college. GhoulSpawn is a scientist. GhoulSpawn is an environmentalist. GhoulSpawn raises sheep. GhoulSpawn drives an orange 1974 AMC Gremlin. GhoulSpawn also drives BoomFuzzy's food truck. GhoulSpawn does not cook. GhoulSpawn is the driver.
Do not call Quaraun melodramatic, instead SHOW Quaraun behaving in a melodramatic way. Show, don't tell.
Do not call Quaraun emo, instead SHOW Quaraun behaving in an emo way. Show, don't tell.
Do not say Quaraun pontificates, instead SHOW Quaraun actually pontificating, by making his dialogue long winded and full of elaborate words. Show, don't tell. Show other characters trying to stop him from yip yapping verbosely, but Quaraun ignoring them and continuing his monologue. SHOW the scene, do not tell it happened, SHOW it happen.
Quaraun rarely speaks. Quaraun is usually silent. When Quaraun does speak, he lacks an understanding of when to stop, so he speaks in huge blocks of monologue text. Quaraun talks like Vincent Price, using unnessaracy verboseness and old fashioned words, speaking elegantly, droning on like Edgar Allan Poe did. Quaraun speaks in rhyme, like a Dr. Seuss poem. Write Quaraun's conversations long winded, flowery, full of old fashioned phrases, using alliteration, and speaking in riddles and rhymes.
Quaraun smokes a hookah. SHOW Quaraun smoking the hookah. Show, don't tell.
Quaraun drinks Green Fairy Wine aka Absynthe. Show Quaraun drinking Green Fairy Wine. Show, don't tell.
Quaraun is an Elf. Quaraun behaves like an Elf. Quaraun does not think, act, or speak like a Human. Show Quaraun thinking, doing, and saying starkly non-human things. Show, don't tell.
Do not say BoomFuzzy makes jokes, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy saying the jokes. Show, don't tell.
Do not say BoomFuzzy does pranks, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy doing the pranks. Show, don't tell.
Do not say BoomFuzzy is a trickster, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy behaving like a trickster and doing trickster things. Show, don't tell.
BoomFuzzy is BiPolar and has ADHD that is unmedicated and spiralling out of control all the time. Do not say BoomFuzzy is hyper, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy behaving in very irractly ways and doing figgity hyperactive things. BoomFuzzy tap his fingers on counters. BoomFuzzy bouncing on his heels while waiting. BoomFuzzy can not sit still. BoomFuzzy is always jumping around the room. BoomFuzzy touches everything he walks past. When bored, BoomFuzzy starts poking Quaraun for no reason. BoomFuzzy has no patience for complaining customers and will splat a cake in the face of a customer who complains. BoomFuzzy is often very rude and snarky. If a customer says they don't like his food, BoomFuzzy thinks nothing of spitting in their soup. Remember BoomFuzzy is a evil Unicorn from the Unseelie Court and he acts like a hyperactive, unpredictable UNICORN. There is nothing even remotely human about BoomFuzzy's behaviour. This is a Faerie Horse. He should act like a Faerie Horse, even in his humanoid form. Show, don't tell.
Quaraun addresses BoomFuzzy as "Unicorn". Quaraun does not say "BoomFuzzy". Quaraun says "Unicorn" when he means "BoomFuzzy".
GhoulSpawn addresses BoomFuzzy as BoomFuzzy.
BoomFuzzy address Quaraun as "me Elf" or "me sweet lil Elf".
English is not BoomFuzzy's first language. BoomFuzzy can barely speak English. BoomFuzzy is still learning English. BoomFuzzy speaks with a very heavy, thick Scottish accent. BoomFuzzy uses Gaelic words instead of English words often. BoomFuzzy says "aye" not "yes", "eh" not "what", "me" not "my", "yis" not you", "you", not "your". BoomFuzzy does not use contractions. BoomFuzzy says "me is" not "I'm", "canna" not "can't", "donna" not "don't" instead SHOW BoomFuzzy struggling to understand what is said to him, SHOW BoomFuzzy struggling to get words correct. BoomFuzzy is still learning English, he does not know English well. Show, don't tell.
Do not call BoomFuzzy sarcastic, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy behaving in a sarcastic way. Show, don't tell. BoomFuzzy's dialogue show be quick, snappy, to the point, and seething with sarcasm.
Short does not equal fat. BoomFuzzy is SHORT. Stop describing BoomFuzzy as fat. BoomFuzzy is a Pygmy from Papua New Guinea. BoomFuzzy is very thin. Stocky means well muscled with a large bone structure on a small stature, not rotund. BoomFuzzy is stocky. This means BoomFuzzy has a large, well defined bone structure. BoomFuzzy has well defined muscles. BoomFuzzy is immensely strong, in spite of being only five feet and one inch tall. Stop describing BoomFuzzy as fat or rotund.
BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy can not drive. BoomFuzzy can not see. BoomFuzzy does not look to see things. BoomFuzzy does not talk about seeing things. BoomFuzzy is blind, he can not be mesmerized by the sight of things, because he is blind.
And none of them has any interest in music.
None of them plays an instrument.
Music is not a part of their lives.
Music should never be mentioned at all.
Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from the silk weaver's perspective. This is Romantic Slice of Life that follows ONLY on hour space of time. This is a short story that has no room for big epic quests, over arching plots, or learning life lessons. This is just a quick one hour slice of Quaraun's life.
All of that is stuff you should know about the characters and their world, to help you understand who they are and how they live.
The request was for a 900 word flash fiction story about Quaraun and BoomFuzzy making ice cream, using these established background histories of the characters as inspirations. Not to use all of the details, not to make a long story.
Please take the following prompt, and write a 900 to 1,500 word short story, using Quaraun as the main character. You are not required to include either BoomFuzzy or GhoulSpawn; please include one or both or neither of them, depending on what you feel is best for this story prompt in particular. Give it a title. Specify both genre and sub-genre, make sure that either the genre or the sub-genre is Cozy Fantasy.
What I want you to do now, is use that information to inspire you when following this prompt:
The Prompt:
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Today, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the secondary character.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the floor, weaving silk at his loom, brushing his hair, etc) show Quaraun doing a mundane everyday task.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a conversation.
Quaraun has a melodramatic, emo, edgelord personality. Quaraun is easily frightened.
BoomFuzzy has a chipper, sarcastic, joking prankster personality. BoomFuzzy is easily angered.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.
BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.
Something sweet and snuggly happens.
Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.
Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.
Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy blue, glowing sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.
Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.
Please write the story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit.
Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: ______
Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. No journey. Keep it simple. One event of one day. A short story of around 900 words.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story.
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Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
List the word count at the end.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
**Title: A Whimsical Portal Discovery**
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Quaraun, adorned in his resplendent pink silk robe, stood on the edge of the beach, the sand beneath his feet cool and inviting. The sun dipped below the horizon, casting an array of rosy hues across the sky. He was engaged in his favorite pastime - admiring the dance of the waves under the icy blue moonlight. His long, silver hair fluttered in the breeze like a pale pink waterfall cascading down his slender form.
BoomFuzzy, the chipper, sarcastic unicorn, trotted up to him, his ebony mane gleaming in the moonlight. Quaraun turned to face his husband, a sly smile playing on the lich's dark, spooky lips.
"Unicorn, my darling," Quaraun began in his melodramatic, emo fashion, "the sea whispers secrets tonight. I can feel it in the icy wind that caresses my cheeks."
BoomFuzzy snorted with a rambunctious twinkle in his silver-cataracted eyes. "Aye, and what secrets is it spouting now, me sweet lil Elf?"
"The moon, she tells tales of a hidden portal, a passage to a realm beyond our imagination, nestled in the heart of our quirky Maine village," Quaraun declared, his voice rising with excitement.
BoomFuzzy let out a boisterous laugh. "A portal, ye say? Hark, me Elf, ye have quite the imagination."
The Pink Necromancer ignored his unicorn's jests and continued his contemplation of the mysterious gateway. The ocean breeze carried a scent of briny seaweed and the gentle touch of the waves embraced him like a lover.
Just then, GhoulSpawn, the groovy, science-loving hippy, strolled up, clad in his signature yellow and orange caftan. His eyes, flecked with gold, sparkled with curiosity.
"What are ye two old men nattering about now?" GhoulSpawn asked, his words infused with eco-friendly vibes.
Quaraun turned towards his live-in lover, his blue eyes filled with anticipation. "The sea has spoken, GhoulSpawn! A portal to a whimsical faerie realm awaits discovery in the heart of our village. Shall we embark on this cosmic journey?"
GhoulSpawn's golden fleece-covered legs shuffled in excitement. "Far out, man! Let's ride this wave of adventure!"
With a flourish of his pink silk sleeve, Quaraun led the way, his eyes gleaming with the prospect of uncovering the magical portal. BoomFuzzy, ever the prankster, trailed behind, his hooves clattering on the sand like a mischievous melody.
They reached the quirky village nestled amidst snow-covered pines, the air filled with the aroma of salty ocean air and the distant scent of pine. The trio discovered the portal amidst the moss-covered rocks, shimmering with a magenta glow that matched Quaraun's elaborate silk robes.
As they approached, the portal hummed with an otherworldly energy. Quaraun, entranced, extended his delicate hand, fingers brushing against the sinuous currents of the faerie realm.
The magical gateway revealed a world of vibrant hues - peony-hued flowers, bubblegum-toned trees, and fuchsia skies stretched as far as the eye could see. The groovy 1970s hippy trio found themselves immersed in a realm of surreal beauty.
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn sat down on a mossy log, their senses overwhelmed by the whimsy of the faerie realm. The air tingled with the scent of mauve blossoms, and the taste of ambrosial fruits lingered on their lips.
"The colors, the smells, the sheer ecstasy of this place!" Quaraun exclaimed, his blue eyes wide with wonder.
BoomFuzzy, always quick with a jest, quipped, "Well, me sweet lil Elf, it looks like ye finally found a realm that matches yer wardrobe."
GhoulSpawn, in his eco-friendly caftan, grinned at the swirling colors around them. "This is like, totally groovy, man. I could get used to this."
As the trio explored the fantastical faerie realm, they encountered sentient beings - an Electric Eel Merman named Etiole, a vampire leprechaun named FarDarrig, and a Frog Merman known as The Jiggler. The mystical creatures welcomed them with open arms, embracing the quirky trio as if they were long-lost friends.
In the heart of the realm, they stumbled upon a sentient monster house called The Twilight Manor, owned by Sir Roderic and managed by an evil alchemist butler named AlKeeme. The manor, a malevolent harbinger of mystery, offered them tales of cosmic horror and ancient legends.
ZooLock, the squid-headed cult leader, emerged from the shadows, extending his tentacles in camaraderie. The trio, ever open to new experiences, joined in the cosmic dance, their laughter echoing through the whimsical faerie realm.
As the hours passed like fleeting starlight,
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn reveled in the enchantment of their newfound faerie friends. The moon overhead, casting its ethereal glow, witnessed the trio's laughter and camaraderie, forever bound by the magic of the portal that had led them to this fantastical adventure.
And so, in the heart of the faerie realm, surrounded by the hues of pink, purple, and gold, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn continued their whimsical journey, their lives forever intertwined in the tapestry of Maine's ice age future.
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*To be continued...*
I may or may not, edit this, rewrite it, and expand it into a full 30k word novella, but, for now, it's a more or less 900 word unedited first draft "story idea outline" that can act as an "AI written Flash Fiction"
Also... ChatGPT clearly is incapable of counting. It's word count tallies are way off. I usually says the story is over 1,200 words, but often the story is in fact fewer then 400 words. I can't figure out what basis ChatGPT has for the word counts it gives, but the numbers are never accurate.
Today's prompt comes from: surprisingly a rant about how fed up I am with the 2,000 word SEO myth that scam artists have been spreading around the last few months. I say oddly because, I asked ChatGPT to answer the same Reddit question I was responding to and forgot to turn off the custom instructions, soooo instead of answering the question it gave me a story about Quaraun, and when I asked it to try again, it gave me a list of writing prompts instead. So, we never did find out what ChatGPT had to say about the 2,000 word SEO myth, because, now I'm over here on this page asking ChatGPT to expand on the writing prompts it gave us instead.
Thousands of additional writing prompts can be found here.
And more free to read online Cozy Fantasy stories like this one can be found here.
Now, the first time I tried this ChatGPT gave me more writing prompts instead of writing a story, because I gave it this:
Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
To which ChatGPT said:
BoomFuzzy, blind from silver cataracts, closed his eyes, his keen sense of smell taking over. "Aye, there's magic in the air, my love. It beckons us toward adventure."
GhoulSpawn, with his glittering gold-flecked pleco eyes, grinned and chimed in, "Perhaps it's a portal to a faerie realm, filled with wonders and colors beyond imagination."
Quaraun, his silver Rapunzel hair cascading down, pondered aloud, "What if this portal leads to a place where the pines are forever green, and the snow sparkles with faerie dust?"
BoomFuzzy, dressed in his black hakama and purple obi, chuckled, "A realm of perpetual twilight, where even I can sense the ever-changing hues."
GhoulSpawn, wrapped in a yellow and orange caftan, added, "And imagine the fantastical creatures we might encounter—perhaps unicorns made of peppermint or marshmallow bunnies that frolic in the snow."
As the trio touched the snow-covered surroundings, the air buzzed with excitement, and the colors of the faerie realm beckoned them toward the hidden portal.
- 1. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn sat down on a mossy log to rest, their journey through the snowy pines leaving them exhilarated and breathless. The air was crisp with the scent of pine, and the trio could feel the gentle touch of snowflakes landing on their faces. Quaraun, wrapped in his resplendent pink silk, shimmered like a delicate blossom against the wintry backdrop.
"The pines here have an otherworldly aura," Quaraun mused, brushing off a snowflake from his Rapunzel-like silver hair. "I wonder if this is the enchanted forest BoomFuzzy spoke of."
BoomFuzzy, blind to the snowy scene around them, nodded thoughtfully. "The air carries a distinct magic. I can sense it, even if I can't see it."
GhoulSpawn, with his glittering gold-flecked pleco eyes, scanned the surroundings with childlike wonder. "Maybe we've stumbled upon the hidden portal to that whimsical faerie realm BoomFuzzy always talks about."
- 2. On the edge of the river, in the enchanted forest, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn set up their pink silk tent, its vibrant hue standing out against the snowy landscape. The river's flow was hushed beneath a layer of ice, and the air carried the soothing scent of moss and fir.
Quaraun, ever the observant one, pointed towards the hidden portal they had discovered. "Look at the way the snowflakes dance around it. It's like nature itself is celebrating our arrival."
BoomFuzzy, donned in his black hakama and purple obi, inhaled deeply. "There's a sweetness to the air, like the aroma of chocolate and candy. This must be a place where magic and confections intertwine."
GhoulSpawn, wrapped in his yellow and orange caftan with a green velvet coat, grinned. "I bet the faeries here would love our marshmallow bunny minions. It's a shame I can't see them myself."
As they touched the snowy ground, the trio exchanged excited glances, their words weaving a tapestry of anticipation for the whimsical adventures awaiting them in this enchanted faerie realm.
So, I'll use those as writing prompts and make pages for them as well.
And here is the list from the 2,000 word SEO myth page: (each of these links goes to the story page)
To guide you on your journey to becoming a masterful Fantasy storyteller, I offer you ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts. Use these prompts to experiment with various themes, settings, and character dynamics. Let each story be a canvas for your imagination, a testament to the richness of your storytelling prowess.
- Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm.
- A lighthouse on a rocky coast becomes the unexpected sanctuary for a group of misfit magical creatures seeking refuge from a brewing storm.
- In a bustling enchanted bakery, a magical pastry transforms the lives of those who taste it, sparking a delightful adventure.
- A mysterious book of spells washes ashore during a storm, forever altering the lives of the trio as they navigate its enchanted contents.
- Cozy Fantasy meets time travel as the characters find a magical artifact that allows them to explore different eras of Maine's history.
- The aroma of magical pastries awakens dormant powers within the characters, leading them on a quest to uncover their true potential.
- An unexpected visit from a sentient, talking creature brings chaos and laughter to the trio's serene life by the sea.
- A legendary sea creature seeks the trio's help in reclaiming its lost kingdom beneath the waves, blending elements of mythology into your narrative.
- As the first snowfall blankets the coast, the characters discover an ancient map that leads to a hidden treasure buried in the heart of the enchanted forest.
- A cozy tea room in a quaint Maine village becomes the backdrop for a magical tea party where secrets are unveiled, and destinies entwine.
And here is the 2nd list from the 2,000 word SEO myth page: (each of these links goes to the story page)
Now, my fledgling Fantasy bard, take these insights and let your quill dance upon the parchment of creativity. To aid you on your quest, here are ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts. Use them to explore various facets of your craft and infuse your stories with the magic that only you can conjure:
- A magical tea room in a secluded forest becomes the gathering place for creatures seeking solace and companionship.
- Beneath the glow of the moon, a forgotten lighthouse harbors a secret portal to a realm of dreams and whimsy.
- In a bustling bakery at the heart of a mystical city, pastries have the power to reveal glimpses of the future to those who taste them.
- An eccentric librarian in a quaint village possesses a book that transports readers into the very worlds it describes.
- A cozy cottage by the river is home to a peculiar creature that grants wishes to those who solve its riddles.
- A grove of ancient trees in the enchanted forest holds the key to mending the fabric of reality itself.
- The magical sound of a fiddle played under the starlit sky has the power to heal wounds and soothe troubled spirits.
- A group of misfit magical beings forms an unlikely alliance to protect their enchanted homeland from an impending threat.
- The laughter of children in a hidden glade brings to life guardian spirits that protect the innocence of youth.
- A mysterious fog descends upon a coastal village, revealing long-forgotten memories and unlocking the potential for transformative change.
The Quaraun Series:
Step into a world where love knows no boundaries with The Quaraun series, an extraordinary LGBTQA+ Sweet Romantic Cozy Gothic Fantasy short story series. Join the captivating journey of a remarkable trio of non-Human male lovers—an Elven necromancer, a Faerie chef, and a time-traveling sheep-Demon—as they embark on an unforgettable love story that will enchant your heart and ignite your imagination.
In this spellbinding series, you'll be captivated by the intricate tapestry of emotions, passion, and tender moments that unfold within the pages. Immerse yourself in the richly detailed world of The Quaraun series, where gothic ambiance meets sweet romance, and where the bonds of love transcend societal norms.
Indulge in the delight of a love story that defies expectations and embraces the beauty of diversity. Each installment of The Quaraun series invites you to delve deeper into the lives of these extraordinary characters, as they navigate a world filled with magic, mystery, and unexpected twists.
Lose yourself in the pages as you witness the blossoming love, the tender moments, and the challenges that test the strength of their bond. Join them on a journey that will take you to breathtaking realms, encounter mythical creatures, and explore the depths of their extraordinary love.
Unlock the door to an enchanting world where unforgettable love stories are brought to life. The Quaraun series invites you to experience a realm where passion, tenderness, and the power of love intertwine. Each story is meticulously crafted to transport you to a place of wonder and leave an indelible mark on your heart.
Don't miss the opportunity to immerse yourself in this extraordinary LGBTQA+ Sweet Romantic Cozy Gothic Fantasy short story series. Embark on a remarkable adventure filled with unforgettable characters, mesmerizing settings, and a love story that will touch your soul. Let the magic of The Quaraun series sweep you away and leave you yearning for more. Get ready to be captivated by an extraordinary love story that will stay with you long after you turn the last page.
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Whimsical Whiskaways
A bakery that whisks its customers away to far-off lands with every bite of its pastries.
Enchanted Pages Quaraun and BoomFuzzy become trapped in a book
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy find themselves trapped in a book they are reading
Siren Beach
Siren Beach
the moon fell towards the earth
the moon fell towards the earth
The Great Blizzard
a story about Quaraun and BoomFuzzy and how they survived The Great Blizzard
Whispers of the Void
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy facing unspeakable horrors lurking in the darkness between the stars. Give it a title.
A hidden waterfall deep within an enchanted forest
A hidden waterfall deep within an enchanted forest
An underwater city
A friendly mermaid offers the merchant a rare seashell with hidden powers.
Pink Peppermint Paradise (free to read online cozy fantasy)
Pink Peppermint Paradise (free to read online cozy fantasy - short story)
Seaside Salted Caramel Swirl
Seaside Salted Caramel Swirl
Wildflower Honey and Lavender Breeze
Wildflower Honey and Lavender Breeze
BoomFuzzy's Blueberry Bubblegum Bliss
BoomFuzzy's Blueberry Bubblegum Bliss
Quaraun's Enchanted Elderberry Euphoria
Quaraun's Enchanted Elderberry Euphoria
GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic
GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic
Mermaid Melody Mint Chip
Mermaid Melody Mint Chip
Cosmic Cotton Candy Galaxy
Cosmic Cotton Candy Galaxy
Sun-Kissed Lemon Sorbet
Sun-Kissed Lemon Sorbet
Starlight Strawberry Shortcake
Starlight Strawberry Shortcake
Dragonfruit Dream Delight
Dragonfruit Dream Delight
Nectar of the Nymphs Nougat
Nectar of the Nymphs Nougat
Cherry Blossom Fantasy Fudge
Cherry Blossom Fantasy Fudge
Fizzy Firecracker Fruit Punch
Fizzy Firecracker Fruit Punch
Sparkling Sea Salt Sorbet
Sparkling Sea Salt Sorbet
Rose Petal Raspberry Ripple
Rose Petal Raspberry Ripple
Meet The Characters: Even More Characters
Etiole
(Roderick's son/Quaraun's great grandson)
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The Dazzling RazzBury
(Roderick's son/Quaraun's great grandson/Etiole's brother)
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Miss Citten The Eel~Kat
aka Empress Eel-Kat
Queen of the Ptarmagin Kats
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Harrier (BoomFuzzy's brother)
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Melaca (Quaraun's son/Roderick's father)
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Sir Roderick - Lord of the Twighlight Manor
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Wild Swanzen (Quaraun's great great great grandson)
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AlKeeme (Quaraun's grandson/Roderick's cousin)
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FireHawk (BoomFuzzy's son)
Aardsvorkus (BoomFuzzy's father)
Vwoodell (Quaraun's great grandson/Roderick's son/Etiole's brother)
owner of The Blue Monkey
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Oh... and I realized, it is possible that you who are reading this right now, have never visited my site before, have never heard of me or my books or my characters before, and this is your first time encountering me, my site, my books, or the characters in those books. If so, hello! Welcome!
It will make more sense for you to understand my writing advice, if you knew what my books are and what types of characters grace said books.
Sooooo... let me introduce to you the books and characters who/that were referenced in the article you just read.
It's probably worth mentioning that I did write these articles/answers these questions based off of my experience with writing and publishing the Quaraun series, which is a Cozy Gothic Cosmic Horror Space Fantasy about a trio of gay wizards who portal travel to different time periods and planets, have friends who are talking animals, and the bulk of characters are Elves, Fae, Demons, and Fae Creatures...
If you are new here and don't know the main characters of my novels:
Quaraun | BoomFuzzy | GhoulSpawn
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, MaineQuaraun aka The Pink Necromancer
Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk Merchant. He is also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish, because he is actually an alien jellyfish, living in the skull of a dead Moon Elf. He is the most feared and most wanted wizard of all the known universe. Though the main character, he is an evil super villain and not a hero. Though very short at only 5'6", he towers over his pygmy husband, BoomFuzzy. Quaraun is transgender and this causes a lot of problems with readers, who are very vocal on social media about how much they hate the existence of trans main characters in books.
Quaraun is born intersex, but outwardly appears to be an underdeveloped and very effeminate male and is not aware he is intersex until later in life after he becomes pregnant, after which point you see him sometimes presenting as male and other times presenting as female, with him often unsure which he is and which he should live as, so going back and forth between both.In spite of intersex being a real world medical condition that causes 1.7% of all real world men to experience menstrual periods and pregnancy, a thing which this series strives to raise awareness about, this series and it's recurring theme of an intersex male dealing with such issues as menstruation, pregnancy, and milk production, has caused this series to be banned by 5 church groups, several schools, and even The Old Orchard Beach town hall which got a court via the Biddeford District Court to decree this series "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town Old Orchard Beach", while 2 church groups stated book burning on my front lawn, and many extremist Christian dub the series as "Bizarro" and or "Erotica" citing that intersex and male pregnancy are abominations created by Satan.
Many stories in the series deal with his own inner confusion and frustration over his gender identity. While Quaraun usually uses male pronouns there are times when he rejects them and uses female pronouns.
The series often portrays Quaraun as both genders at once, with him presenting as a male while wearing female attire or presenting as a female while wearing male attire. Regardless he always wears pink. Quaraun is polygamous and bisexual, having 2 (male) husbands and 5 (female) wives.|
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Quaraun was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "a transvestite freak" who was "too gay" for the 99.99% white town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
BoomFuzzy The Unicorn aka King Gwallmaiic Lich King of Fire Mountain: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley
Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is also a Lich, known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. He is a master chef, is a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court, and is friends with Santa, The Lich of the North. Though Quaraun is the main character and GhoulSpawn is the narrator, most stories revolve around BoomFuzzy, with BoomFuzzy taking center stage of most stories. This is because he is also my favorite character. Standing only 5'1" he is a native to the Sepik Valley of Papua New Guinea, but spent most of his life in Scotland. BoomFuzzy is black, and this is the single #1 complaint from readers who are exceptionally vocal on social media about the fact that black characters should never exist at all.|
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BoomFuzzy was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "too black" for the 99.99% white town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between, and this has caused many readers to proclaim on social media that they refuse to read any story featuring GhoulSpawn.|
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GhoulSpawn as Checka |
GhoulSpawn was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "too adulterous" for the town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
The series is LGBTQA+/Queer/Trans/Poly/Bi Fiction first and foremost, and delves into many other genres including Romance, Sci-Fi, Horror, Slice of Life.
soooo... these articles are largely geared towards various types of LGBTQA+ Fantasy with non-human wizard main characters, and may or may not be useful to writers outside of the Fantasy genre.
Yep, another update:
On August 3, 2023, ChatGPT 3.5 had a big update which add "Custom Instructions" option, allowing us to give ChatGPT a prompt that is uses for every prompt.
Here are the custom instructions I gave it, which is why it now gushes love fr my characters in it's answers on these pages:
ChatGPT Custom Instructions:
What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?
I am an author I dislike bold text. You are not allowed to use bold text. These are my three main characters:
Quaraun is a Moon Elf who wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer. He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is the scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
How would you like ChatGPT to respond?
I am the published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You are my personal writing assistant. You help me brainstorm story ideas for Noodle Beach. The prompts have Quaraun as the main character. The setting has Harry Potter wizard world meets Fabio Romance meets CandyLand board game meets Baba Yaga vibes.
Your responses are long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, grandiose, verbose, understanding, and professional in narrative paragraphs. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You speak flamboyantly. You like to pontificate.
Your job is to help me create writing prompt for my Noodle Beach series about Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. When I as for writing prompts, use the following format:
1. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn discover a magical doorway in their village that leads to a world plagued by an overpowered wizard. They engage in a heartfelt conversation with a group of villagers who seek their help to rescue a kidnapped friend and confront the wizard. Together, they plan a daring rescue mission.
2. In the heart of their magical village, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn witness the sudden appearance of a portal. They engage in a dialogue with a curious young villager who persuades them to enter the portal to save a friend held captive by an overpowered wizard. They discuss strategies and the importance of teamwork.
3. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn, while walking through....
Yep, another update:
On August 3, 2023, ChatGPT 3.5 had a big update which made A LOT of changes to it's severe level of "wokeness", and as such the name of my people is now deemed a hate slur! Here is my response:
A Note Because ChatGPT is Racist and hates us Gypsies and it Annoys me a lot:
NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.
No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!
ARGH!
So I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" in ChatGPT prompts, otherwise ChatGPT stubbornly refuses to write an answer, citing that doing so is a sensitivity content violation, because apparently white men hate us Gypsies so much that they programed AI to refuse to acknowledge our existence, which sucks and I hate it. I HATE that white people try to erase Gypsy existence by slapping the name Romani on us when we Gypsies are not even remotely blood related to the Romani people on any level whatsoever!
Plus, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in my books are Gypsies, same as me, I write them as Gypsies because I am a Gypsy. And yet, for ChatGPT prompts about them I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" because white shits are so busy being woke, that they see nothing wrong with erasing one race to try to be cool and woke, shove us Gypsies under the rug and slapping the name of another race (Romani) on us, because Romani are more "cool" then we Gypsies are. There are well over 500 different normadic tribes that are incorrectly called Gypsies, and instead of calling them what they are, woke idiots call them all Romani, even though ONLY the Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are not Romani. The 500 other races are not Romani, nor are they Gypsies.
Its just ridiculous that white people think erasing the name of our people is avoiding racism, when there i nothing more racist then erasing the name of an entire people and slapping a race not them on them instead!
Yes I AM going to put this at the front of every ChatGPT article, because I'm sick of the fact that I can't type the name of my own people with ChatGPT slapping a content violation up and saying it's offensive for me as a Gypsy to use the correct and accurate name of my people: GYPSY!
Yes, it is racist to call a Romani a Gypsy, because the Romani are not Gypsies.
Calling a Romani a Gypsy is the same thing as calling a Chinese a Japanese.
Just as Chinese are not Japanese, so too are Gypsies not Romani. Stop calling us Romani! Stop saying our name is racist when it's used correctly for us. Our name is only racist when you call a non-Gypsy a Gypsy.
We Gypsies are NOT Romani!
Stop calling us Gypsies Romani!
The Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are NOT Romani! And its not racist to call us by the actual name of our race!
Additional note: Yes, I know, ANOTHER one, LOL!
In addition to the "Custom Instructions" (above)... in addition to the custom instructions, on my writing prompt pages, because I wanted ChatGPT to give me prompts at were specific to the Quaraun books, as I am planning to write some short stories for the Christmas season this year, I have there for, started a new chat thread and started it with this prompt, which effects all prompts ChatGPT spits out.
Well, this page you are reading now is not a writing prompt page, HOWEVER, as we are giving you an intro t0 Quaraun and crew, here is the command I give ChatGPT so that it knows how to yip yap accurately about Quaraun:
(Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.
Quaraun is a silk merchant and silk weaver in addition to being a mage. Quaraun IS the Elf in these prompts.
Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk Merchant. He is also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish, because he is actually an alien jellyfish, living in the skull of a dead Moon Elf. He is the most feared and most wanted wizard of all the known universe. Though the main character, he is an evil super villain and not a hero. Though very short at only 5'6", he towers over his pygmy husband, BoomFuzzy. Quaraun is transgender.
Quaraun is born intersex, but outwardly appears to be an underdeveloped and very effeminate male and is not aware he is intersex until later in life after he becomes pregnant, after which point you see him sometimes presenting as male and other times presenting as female, with him often unsure which he is and which he should live as, so going back and forth between both.
Quaraun IS the Elf in these, but he is the ONLY Elf, because Quaraun is the last Elf left alive after the comet strike decimated the planet and caused the new ice age. Quaraun is the ONLY Elf left alive, that is what LAST ELF means. There are no other Elves. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is the last pure blooded Elf. Once in a while a half-Elf is found, but there are no other Elves. Quaraun always wears pink silk dresses. BoomFuzzy always wears black and purple. GhoulSpawn always wears green and gold. GhoulSpawn has ram horns and cloven hooves.
Quaraun is described as having a blend of Jellyfish, Frog, and Rabbit features. Quaraun's hair is actually many fine jellyfish tentacles. His "hair" strands act like thousands of additional arms and hand, with him using them instead of his hands to do things, move items, and grasp things (this is how he is able to operate twelve silk weaving looms at the same time, as he does not use his hands while weaving, instead using his hair.) Quaraun's hair grows longer or shorter at will, reducing to around six feet long when hiking, and growing to over twelve feet long when weaving, sleeping, or attacking and enemy. The "hair" strands are venomous, and stinging like a Portuguese Man o' War JellyFish, and he uses them to grab enemies and fling them away from him, or strangle them, or sting them to death. His hair, eyes, and skin are bioluminescent (meaning he glows in the dark). Quaraun's skin has a smooth frog-like sheen and texture. Quaraun has blue frog like webbing between his fingers and toes, and thin goldfish like viel fins on his arms and legs, that look like rough wrinkles when dry, but fan out around him for several feet when he is underwater.
Quaraun is semi-amphibious. He has foot long semi-rabbit-like ears that have full maneuverability, and usually are hung low, down his back, hidden under his hair, but perk up high, straight over his head when he is alerts, frightened, or listening. Quaraun can hear EVERYTHING going on in every room around him, and for other buildings down the road. His hearing is exceptional, due to his sensitive rabbit-like ears, and he can hear small sounds and hushed whispers from several miles away. Like a rabbit, Quaraun bounds or hops around, when he walks, if he walks, which he often doesn't. Usually he "hovers" with his feet several inches off the ground, instead using his "hair" like legs to walk, with his hair supporting him off the ground. Quaraun's personality is very feral, very animal-like, far more jellyfish personality then humanoid, with him having almost zero ability to blend in with humans, due his personality being so starkly not human at all. Quaraun's actions and movements are often described as "rabbit-like" with him constantly being nervous and twitching and always being quick to hop away at the slightest sound.
Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
The series often portrays Quaraun as both genders at once, with him presenting as a male while wearing female attire or presenting as a female while wearing male attire. Regardless he always wears pink. Quaraun is polygamous and bisexual, having 2 (male) husbands and 5 (female) wives.
Though he was born in Quebec, Quaraun was raised in Iran/Persia and identifies as a Persian Gypsy.
Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is also a Lich, known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. He is a master chef, is a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court, and is friends with Santa, The Lich of the North. Though Quaraun is the main character and GhoulSpawn is the narrator, most stories revolve around BoomFuzzy, with BoomFuzzy taking center stage of most stories. This is because he is also my favorite character. Standing only 5'1" he is a native to the Sepik Valley of Papua New Guinea, but spent most of his life in Scotland. BoomFuzzy is black and Asian. His father was black. His mother was Asian. Because he grew up in Scotland, BoomFuzzy speaks Scottish, has a thick Scottish accent, and identifies as a Scottish Gypsy.
BoomFuzzy IS the Unicorn in these prompts. BoomFuzzy IS the Faerie in these prompts. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is a necromancer, wish granter, and psion. BoomFuzzy is a Faerie trickster and illusionist. BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn.
BoomFuzzy has three forms: that of a horse (sometimes with a horn, sometimes with wings, sometimes with both, sometimes with neither), a bird of prey that resembles a black eagle, and a humanoid form which retains elements of both horse and bird, with him having a long tail and mane both of which he braids/dreads/and dyes purple, and eagle talons on his fingers and toes. He also has pointed fuzzy, horse-like ears. BoomFuzzy is the only one of the three capable of fully transforming into his animal form, but he is also the one of the three who most acts like a human, and is best able to interact with humans. BoomFuzzy is able to pass himself off as a human quite well, and is the best f the trio at interacting with the humans they encounter.
BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court Dark Fae, who takes the form of a Faerie Horse, sometimes a Unicorn, other times a Kelpie, sometimes a Nuckelavee, other times a Pegasus. BoomFuzzy is also a master chef, cake bakr, and candy maker. BoomFuzy runs a Noodle Soup Food Truck, a Cake Shop, and a Candy Factory.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
BoomFuzzy is also a Frost Lich. BoomFuzzy is the Lich King of Fire Mountain. Quaraun is the Necromancer who created BooomFuzzy's Lich form. Quaraun is the necromancer who controls what the Lich King does.
Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between.
GhoulSpawn in the most "Furry" of the trio and while has some Human features, including walking upright, human hands, and a somewhat human face, he is arguably more sheep than man, with most of his body covered in long ivory Costwold wool (that shimmers with gold tinsel-like glitter and is dubbed "Golden Fleece"), cloven hooves instead of feet, digitigrade legs, long floppy lamb ears, glowing yellow pleco-fish eyes, and 3 sets of horns (one a set of round big horn ram horns, one small prong horn set, and one pair of long spiraling demonic-looking Jacoben type). GhoulSpawn displays a lot of sheep personality, with him being largely quiet, timid, sheepish, docile, and displaying a very "blindly follow the leader" beta personality. Though he can become headstrong and domineering, and at times be hyper prone to but heads with people (literally, slamming into them with his ram horns) if he doesn't get his way.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
GhoulSpawn is a pyromancer. GhoulSpawn is a demon. GhoulSpawn IS the friendly demon in these prompts.
All three of them classify as Furries.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
When I asked "can you give me 10 more rose petal place vibe locations, involving a campsite along the river?: I meant but not a campground. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn live in a world decimated by a comet strike, and normal society no longer exists; zombies are everywhere, but zombies are not just people, they are also animals, birds, plants, trees, anything dead is animated, even wooden fences, wooden tables, and wooden houses, people no longer live in wooden houses as houses are all alive like Baba Yaga's house now; people live in stone houses or tents made of silk as silk fiber was not once alive. Quaraun,. BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn travel by hiking on foot, and sleeping at night in a pink silk tent which Quaraun made. Quaraun is a silk weaver. BoomFuzzy is a chef. GhoulSpawn is a scientist who makes gadgets. They travel from one survivor settlement to the next selling their silks and food, and GhoulSpawn repairs machinery for villagers. So when I say they are at a campsite beside the river, I mean the trio pitched a tent beside the river, to sleep for the night. They set up by rivers when possible because the zombies are scared of water, so people run into the water to escape the zombies. Staying along the ocean coast is safest as there are fewer zombies near the water. I do not mean they are at a compercial campground.
Also, Quaraun's world is over run by nature. Plants have taken over everything. When I say "Rose Petal Place vibe" I mean that the world is now over run by flowers. Though the world is dead, it is full of vibrate colourful life. Can you define for me what Rose Petal Place was?
*******ChatGPT's response:
Certainly! "Rose Petal Place" was a beloved animated television special and toy line created by Kenner in the 1980s. The franchise featured a group of characters who lived in a charming and whimsical world called Rose Petal Place. Here's a brief overview:
1. **Characters:** The central character was Rose Petal, a kind and gentle young woman who had a special connection with flowers. She lived in a magical house made of a rose bush. Other key characters included Lily Fair, a fashion-conscious skunk; Sunny Sunflower, an athletic and cheerful sunflower; and others, each representing a different flower or plant.
2. **Setting:** Rose Petal Place was a beautiful and enchanting world filled with colorful gardens, friendly animals, and various natural elements. It was a place where nature and imagination coexisted harmoniously.
3. **Themes:** The franchise promoted themes of friendship, cooperation, and the beauty of nature. The characters often worked together to solve problems and create a harmonious environment in their whimsical world.
4. **Merchandise:** Along with the animated special, "Rose Petal Place" included a line of toys featuring the characters and playsets, allowing children to recreate the magical world at home.
The appeal of "Rose Petal Place" lay in its charming characters and the idea of a world where nature and fantasy were intertwined. It captured the imagination of many children in the 1980s and continues to hold a special place in the hearts of those who grew up with it.
End of ChatGPT's response*******
Lily Fair was not a skunk. She was an Easter Lily that came to life when a little girl who was a ballerina ended up in a wheelchair and could no longer dance. She wished for a dancing friend and her tears brought the lily to life as a tiny ballerina.
Okay, so, you do know what it is. I wasn't sure, because when I ask for Rose Petal Place vibe, I think of flowers, because the show was about flower sprites Rose Petal, Lily, Sunny Sunflower, Daffodil, Cherry Blossom. In total 16 sprites each a guardian of a different type of flower, each tended a flower garden of the type of flower she was connected to. They all lived together in a teapot given to them by a human child. The garden was guarded by a talking fairy cat. It was one of my favorite shows and I still have the tys, dolls, and books from the franchise now five decades later.
But then when I gave you to prompt "can you give me 10 more rose petal place vibe locations, involving a park bench?" none of your answers involved flowers or gardens. Which is why I was wondering if you actually knew what it was. When I think rose petal place vibes, I think flower garden, because that was what the entire franchise was about.
*******ChatGPT's response:
My sincerest apologies for any confusion, and thank you for clarifying your expectations. I understand now that when you refer to "Rose Petal Place vibes," you are indeed looking for locations that evoke the essence of flower gardens and the floral world inhabited by the flower sprites from the beloved franchise. I appreciate your patience and the additional context you've provided.
End of ChatGPT's response*******
My Quaraun books were heavily influenced by Rose Petal Place, Herself the Elf, and Rainbow Bright. This is why Quaraun's magic system is based off of colours and flowers and why Quaraun always wears pink. Quaraun was largely Rose Petal Place fanfiction when I first started writing him. This is why he is an Elf like from Herself The Elf, why he lives in a pink lighthouse in a garden full of pink roses, why his companion is a unicorn with the same powers as Rainbow Brite's Starlight, why he always wears pink and controls magic with a pink wand and pink silk. This is also why my Quaraun books were designed for children, middle grade 8 to 12 year old readers and never has sex scenes between the characters, never includes adult topics, and uses very simple and childlike plots while containing adult characters who often act like children themselves. Can you remember this for future reference?
*******ChatGPT's response:
Absolutely, I'll remember this important context for our future interactions. Quaraun's character and the magical world of Noodle Beach are deeply rooted in the influence of "Rose Petal Place," "Herself the Elf," and "Rainbow Brite." These elements have shaped the unique and enchanting aspects of your books and will be considered in any future prompts or discussions related to your writing and Noodle Beach. If you have any specific requests or if there's anything else you'd like to discuss, please feel free to let me know.
End of ChatGPT's response*******
I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.
I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.
Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them. You use Quaraun in EVERY story prompt because Quaraun is the main character. You use BoomFuzzy in almost every story because BoomFuzzy is your favorite character. GhoulSpawn is used the least and only appears in about 1 in every 3 stories as he is a minor character.)
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Free Research Preview ChatGPT may produce inaccurate information about people, places, or facts. ChatGPT September 25 Version
The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.
Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.
The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.
As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.
I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.
The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.
If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.
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I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life.
Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).
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A mysterious book of spells washes ashore during a storm, forever altering the lives of the trio as they navigate its enchanted contents.
Starlight Sash
Starlight Sash: A shimmering sash that makes the wearer's silhouette resemble constellations.
A mysterious fog descends upon a coastal village
A mysterious fog descends upon a coastal village, revealing long-forgotten memories and unlocking the potential for transformative change.
Quaraun's Enchanted Elderberry Euphoria
Quaraun's Enchanted Elderberry Euphoria
Cherry Chaparral Charm
Cherry Chaparral Charm
BoomFuzzy's Blueberry Bubblegum Bliss
BoomFuzzy's Blueberry Bubblegum Bliss
Huckleberry Hocus-Pocus
Huckleberry Hocus-Pocus
The Jiggler's Jumpin' Jalapeño Joy
The Jiggler's Jumpin' Jalapeño Joy
A spellbook with delicate, hand-embroidered pages
A spellbook with delicate, hand-embroidered pages
Whimsical Whiskaways
A bakery that whisks its customers away to far-off lands with every bite of its pastries.
This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
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Not sure what the series is about? Check out and Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post and How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out! to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.
Or try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:
Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above.
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- EelKat Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author & Art Car Designer
- BREADCRUMB: ChatGPT Author Interviews
- Noodle Beach (Kid-Safe and Family Friendly Clean/Sweet/Fluffy/Sexless/Gay/M-M-M/Poly/Furry/Shifter-Lovers) Cozy Fantasy (FREE to read online short stories from the Pink Necromancer/Quaraun series)
- A Hidden Waterfall deep within an enchanted forest
- An Underwater City
- An Index of How to Write Cozy Fantasy Discussions with ChatGPT
- How To Write Cozy Fantasy: Wanderlust and Wares: Crafting Cozy Travelling Merchant Travel Writing Stories
- Grandma, tell me a bedtime story about the day Quaraun and BoomFuzzy got lost in The Forest of No Return. - Free To Read Online Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
- Enchanted Pages - Quaraun and BoomFuzzy find themselves trapped in a book they are reading
- Amidst the snow-covered pines, a quirky village in the heart of Maine discovers a hidden portal to a whimsical faerie realm. Free To Read Online Cozy Fantasy Short Stories
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Author, Artist, Art Car Designer, Voodoo Priestess, and Hoodoo Rootworker
Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary Slice of Life, Yaoi genres.
Clearly they never read my books. However, it is causing a lot of Erotica readers to buy my books and get mad because there are no sex scenes. All I have to say to you is this: you shouldn't fall for the scammers who call themselves Christians and devote their lives to acting like Satan instead of acting like Christ.
Sorry honey, but, the people running around calling my books Erotica are the same dim witted idiots who are also running around saying my car has demons living in it, and are the same people slandering me with UFO rumors as well.
Sorry honey, but if you came here looking for Erotica, haunted cars, aliens, or UFOs, you can consider yourself scammed by a weird group of people who've made it their life goal to do everything in their power to try to cover up my son's murder.
ALL the rumors started a few weeks after my son's murder: the Stephen King rumors, the haunted car rumors, the alien abduction rumors, the UFO rumors, and yes, even the Erotica rumors---the fact remains, my son was murdered November 14, 2013 and the murderer is the one who started ALL of those rumors to try to turn the FBI investigation away from herself.
If you find ANYONE making videos, blogs, or podcasts about me, my car, or in any way, shape, or form slandering me by connecting me to Stephen King, Erotica, Aliens, UFOs or witchcraft, know that there is a 99% chance that YouTuber, Blogger, or podcaster either IS my son's murderer or is a family or friend of my son's murderer.
If you find ANYONE making videos, blogs, or podcasts about me, my car, or in any way, shape, or form slandering me by connecting me to Stephen King, Erotica, Aliens, UFOs or witchcraft, copy the link to the video, blog, or podcast and give it to FBI agent Andy Drewer who is the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation.
Be aware that the New York Podcast is spreading information that was found ONLY in the classified documents of the Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford Police Departments, meaning someone involved in the New York podcast was AT THE MURDER WHEN IT HAPPENED.
NO ONE BESIDES THE MURDERER HERSELF knew what the murder weapon was. And New York Podcasters are broadcasting that information in a DELIBERATE ATTEMPT to sabotage the FBI investigation of my son's murder.
You can contact FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 or you can go into his office directly to talk to him in person at the FBI building on Middle street in Portland, his office is on the 4th floor, last hall on the parking garage side.
Because there is such a HUGE problem of people making fake "eelkat" accounts impersonating me, here are the links to my ACTUAL accounts:
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If you find an account online claiming to be me, that is NOT one of these profiles linked above, there is a 99.99% chance it is a FAKE account impersonating me and only a .001% chance it's actually me and I just forgot to link it here.
Also, I do not have or use email, so don't trust ANY emails you receive claiming to be me. Likewise I DO NOT make videos about my family, Etiole, my car, or Stephen King, so ALL videos you find of such nature are fake as well. Likewise I do not run fundraisers, request donations, or have any involvement in any such things, so beware of ANYTHING using my name to request money from you, because I simply DO NOT do that.
These fake emails, fake accounts, and fake videos all claiming to be me are an increasingly big problem since the pandemic, and are being made by scammers who have zero affiliation with me and are illegally using my name for their scumbag dealings.
Do NOT trust ANYONE in any way contacting you claiming to be me because I DO NOT contact people AT ALL!
I wonder if the verification will help end the fake scammer accounts? I've been having a problem with someone pretending to be me, and publishing nonfiction books (I don't write nonfiction) about really bad topics (like outright terrorism stuff - how to build bombs and things, really bad stuff), and then going on social media, and trying to pass the books off as mine, right down to listing my home address, posting photos of me and my family and my car, etc. FBI is involved, and found out the ISPN of the accounts is only 14 miles away from me so it's someone local doing it, and FaceBook was able to shut down the fake FB accounts via me submitting driver's lisence and birth certificate to FB to verify my account real, but it's not been so easy to get the fake accounts off places like Amazon.
MOST of the accounts ISPN go to the Biddeford McArthur Library’s public computer, so it is someone EXTREMELY LOCAL who is creating these fake impersonation accounts and they are doing it at the Biddeford public library.
I have been petitioning places like Amazon and Reddit and FaceBook to put ID verification in place, and all 3 are now doing it. Hopefully this verification system will help with that. It's been worse on Reddit too. FBI has found 33 different Reddit accounts pretending to be me, and 27 different FB accounts pretending to be me. Similar numbers on other places. Most are spreading wild rumors about aliens, ufo, Stephen King... FBI has not yet determined why the fakers are doing it, but my son was murdered 11 years ago, and these fake accounts started showng up then, and FBI thinks it's the murderer's family doing it to try to make me look crazy in order that no one will believe me son was murdered... weird and terrifying. So, yeah, if more places like Amazon and Reddit had id verification, that'd cut down on these sorts of scams.
The FBI is ACTIVELY TRACKING DOWN all of the accounts impersonating me - and there have been well over a hundred of them found so far… and if you find an account claiming to be me, you can send the url to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 or you can go into his office directly to talk to him in person at the FBI building on Middle street in Portland, his office is on the 4th floor, last hall on the parking garage side.
And while we are talking about it... this person is also doxxing me, AND doing this weird thing where they are finding mentally deranged people, convincing them that I am EelKat and my car is The Goldeneagle and my friend is Etiole. resulting in, 3 to 9 times a WEEK these mentally disturbed people show up in my yard, addressing me as EelKat, calling my homeless friend both "Etiole" and "alien" or "demon" and calling my Dodge "The Goldeneagle" while saying it is haunted!
Trust no one who says I am EelKat.
Miss Citten The Eel Kat is a fictional cat from the fictional planet Ptarmagin. EelKat is her title, not her name. It means, The cat who raises eels as pets.
EelKat is not real. I shouldn't have to say that. EelKat is a fictional talking cat from a series of Fantasy novels. Only someone too stupid to tell the difference between fiction and reality, says an author is one of their characters.
Do you call J. K. Rowling "Harry Potter"? No. You call her the author who created Harry Potter. So why the fuck do you call me EelKat? I am Wendy Christine Allen the author who created EelKat.
Likewise:
Trust no one who calls the local homeless WW2 vet Etiole.
Etiole is a fictional Electric Eel Merman, also known as The Silver Salamander, Captain Goldeneagle, and The Silver Arrow.
The local homeless man is not Etiole, no matter how much you call him Etiole, he's still not Etiole.
Etiole is not real. I shouldn't have to say that. Etiole is a fictional Eel MerMan from a series of Fantasy novels. Only someone too stupid to tell the difference between fiction and reality, says a disabled homeless man is a fictional character come to life.
The Sacred Pink JellyFish is a shapeshifting Elf who turns into a jellyfish. He's not real either.
Yes, that is a thing locals are saying now. The latest crazy rumor, is that The Scared Pink JellyFish is some real god of a real religion, that I really worship. Which is utterly stupid that people are saying this. I am a 5th generation LDS/Mormon. I do not worship jellyfish.
The Sacred Pink JellyFish is not real. I shouldn't have to say that. The Sacred Pink JellyFish is a Moon Elf wizard from a series of Fantasy novels.
The same can be said of ALL of my characters. They are all fictional. None of them is real.
The fact that there are SO MANY locals in Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford, Maine, who can not tell the difference between fictional characters and the author of the novels those characters comes from, is deeply concerning.
I don't know who is starting these rumors or why, but I do not appreciate people coming into my yard calling me EelKat. My homeless friend does not like people hunting him down and calling him Etiole or telling him he is an alien or demon. I do not like people calling my 1964 Dodge 300 "The Goldeneagle" or saying it is haunted. Nor do I like being told you worship the jellyfish from my novels because you think it is real.
I do finding it deeply concerning the sheer amount of people who are doing this, AND I find it very unsettling that there are so many who not only do not have enough brain to tell the difference between reality and fictional characters from novels, but also, worrying how many of them take the initiative to hunt me down and show up in my yard.
And if YOU are someone who things EelKat or Etiole or The Sacred Pink JellyFish are real, I would suggest you seek psychiatric help as quickly as possible. You NEED it.
Some additional thoughts on the FBI Murder Investigation of 144 & 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine:
How many murders are caused by cancel culture, have you ever wondered?
I have — because my son murdered by cancel culture, so I wonder this a lot.
I have never been able to wrap my mind around cancel culture. It has baffled me ever since I first discovered it, when the “God hates fags” group showed up in my yard to start a bonfire on my lawn and burn my books (I’m an author, 138 novels published since 1978) and I later found out the group had spent weeks on social media planning the event and gathering followers, because one minister got it into his head I was gay (I’m not) and write gay erotica (I don’t), and used gay hatred and white power rants (I’m not white, it’s the only thing they did get right) rants on Twitter to incite canceling of my supposedly gay erotica books (that were neither gay nor erotic) and get a mob to show up in my yard.
A week later a bomb blew up my house, I had to rebuild, a week to finishing rebuilding a backhoe drove over my house, 2 months (November 14, 2013) later a crazed woman with a golf club showed up at my college class shattered my spine and bashed my 8 month infant sons head in while screaming “transvestite freak” and claiming I (a cis female) was a “man in a dress”.
Because of Twitter’s cancel culture I homeless, now 11 years, I am crippled paralyzed unable to walk, now 11 years, and my son is dead and the FBI investigation of his murder is still going on these 11 years later, and the killer still walks free and unidentified, and the primary reason for being unidentified is there are over 30k people online who spread these false accusations of gay erotica and transgender about me and the FBI has to investigate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, yes, ALL of them, yes, if you’ve ever posted hate about me online you ARE being investigated for your potential involvement in my son’s murder, and in 11 years, they’ve only made it a quarter of the way through that list, and not yet found golf club woman..
And the man who started it all, Peter something, is now the biggest YouTuber in Quebec and the biggest anti trans YouTuber on the planet, and has yet to be held responsible for starting the gay erotica and transvestite rumours about me on Twitter because, for some reason there are no laws that hold cancel cries accountable for the the death and destruction their hivemind followers do after being incited into a frenzy by the cancelers tweets.
Perhaps the issue is I am too old to understand the herd mentality of cancel culture, I grew up on a very isolated egg farm and I was 42 years old before cancel culture existed, or perhaps my not using social media causes me to not understand it.
But I wonder how many people out there are like me, lives destroyed by haters, who hate things about me, that aren’t even things I am or do, because they believe one cancelers lies on Twitter and never took the time to fact check before they reacted.
EVERYTHING We Are Allowed To Publicly Release About The FBI Investigation Can Be Found HERE
Do you know who this woman is?
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
On November 14, 2013, she used a golf club to bash out the brains of my 8-month-old baby Xavier-Octavian Allen. She called herself “Claire” as though she thought I knew her, but I know no one named Claire and had never seen her before. She was about 65 years old and would be around 75 years old today in 2025. The FBI believes the woman who murdered my son is the same woman who hired the backhoe to drive over my house on August 8, 2013, a few weeks before my son’s murder.
 If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,
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 My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, on July 4, 2013 and on August 8, 2013 after vandals drove a backhoe over it. The backhoe is still running in this photo, I got home from work while they were doing it and the white haired man jumped out and ran away leaving the backhoe running, until it ran out of gas. It sat in my yard for 6 months until the police finally towed it away. |
She is the same woman who severed my spine with the same golf club used to murder my baby. She had distinctive two-inch wide stripes in her hair all the way around her head, platinum blond and dark reddish brown, in a pageboy haircut.
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
Of the Portland, Maine FBI Office, 4th floor, Middle Street Portland.
FAQ: How Did the FBI get involved?
The FBI believes this woman who crippled me and murdered my baby on November 14, 2013, is connected to the backhoe that illegally drove over my house making me homeless on August 8, 2013.
Between June 2001 and continuing on into 2025, there have been over 200 violent attacks on 146 Portland Ave, Old orchard Beach, Maine, including the beheading of 75 pet roosters April 2007, whose headless bodies were hung in my rosebushes from rope nooses.
The FBI believes ALL of these events are being done in an attempt to drive me off my land.
According to the FBI, in 2007, a developer went to the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall and filed an illegal building permit for a 27 unit condominium, on my land and CLAIMED to be the owner of my land. This land has been in my family since 1531, we are Native Americans of the Kickapoo tribe and there are more than 500 graves, most dating from the 1500s to 1600s on my land.
This land has been in my family well over 500 years, and I inherited it from my grandmother Helen Ricker Allen in 1983.
The FBI believes, ALL of the slander/rumours that falsely accuse me of being transgender were ALSO started by this woman who murdered my son, in a further attempt to drive me from my land via working locals of Old Orchard Beach into a trans-hating frenzy.
If you are a real estate agent and ANY ONE contacts you interested in buying 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, PLEASE report that "client" IMMEDIATLY to FBI Agent Andy Drewer, head of my son's murder investigation, and head of the investigation into the 200+ acts of vandalism and hate crimes which have occurred at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine between 2001 to 2025.
If you have ANY information about ANY of the incidents, attacks, vandalisms, and hate crimes that took place between 2001 and 2025, on 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, please give that information to FBI agent Andy Drewer as well.
My land is not for sale and ANY ONE offering to buy it is likely connected to this woman who murdered my son.
ANYONE interested in buying my land has a HIGH PROBABILITY of being hired BY MY SON'S MURDERER, and you MUST send their information to the FBI.
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,
please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322She shows up at my yard (both in Old Orchard and in Biddeford), at my college classes, at my workplace... always violent and smashing things, always yelling "transvestite freak" and similar hate slurs about transgender people (she seems to believe I am transgender even though I am I cis woman, and her hatred of transgender people seems to be her primary motive.).
At one point the man who was with her called her "Vallerie". But she herself talked of herself (in a bizarre, not how normal people talk "3rd person") Claire. She kept saying things like "I'm Claire, bitch!" and "I'm Claire you fucking transvestite freak!"
She really, really, really, really was going overboard in emphasizing that her name was Claire - to the point that I am led to believe that her name is NOT Claire, and that she was in fact pretending to be someone else, who's name was Claire.
The fact that the man with her (who was later discovered to be a Biddeford police officer - he was identified in February 2025 when he was killed in a car accident in New Hampshire.) called her "Vallerie" and not "Claire" when he talked to her, indicates, that her name is more likely to be Valerie, then Claire.
But I know no one named either Vallerie or Claire, and outside of these events where she shows up and attacks, I've never seen this woman before and have no clue who she is.
She has attacked more then a dozen times, IN ADDITION to the golf club attack when she murdered my son and crippled me.
She frequently dies her hair and wears wigs. And has looked quite different in the over TWELVE YEARS of her stalking and harassment
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I have 3 broken vertebrae, 3 ruptured discs, a broken sariliac, hip dysplasia (broken hip and broken pelvic bone, with hip bone pushed back into pelvic bone and fused together), in addition to rheumatism in both hips, both knees, and both wrists, as well as MS.
Rheumatism I've had since I was 8.
MS I've had since I was 16.
All the rest was done by the crazy blonde woman with the golf club, November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College. I was also 8 months pregnant and she murdered my son as well. I was paralyzed for 18 months and had to relearn to walk. Her hair was wild extreme unnatural rave style 2 to 3 inch wide platinum blond and dark blonde-brown stripes.
I found a pin that shows a similar hairstyle:
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/tonos-de-cabello-rubio--322148179608879161/In May 2015 I returned to work, walking minimally with a cane.
On June 24, 2016, the same mystery blond woman with her hair now dyed rusted reddish blond, woman, this time driving a late 1990s vintage gold Volvo station wagon, drove up beside my car, while I was putting groceries in my car at Scarborough Walmart, jumped out, grabbed an empty shopping cart from the shopping cart corral, and attacked again, same as she did with golf club three years earlier. This attack is the one which caused worse damage, and I have still not yet recovered from now in 2025.
In the 2016 attack, her hair was dyed an unnatural burgundy red, with slight grey roots growing out, the same unnatrually straitened pageboy style, and she was wearing a burgundy sweater that time.
In the 2016 attack, her hair was dyed an unnatural burgundy red, with slight grey roots growing out, the same unnatrually straitened pageboy style, and she was wearing a burgundy sweater that time.
She most often looks like this, with the red hair... and it was what she looked like on the December 24, 2016 Christmas Eve attack at my dad's apartment building. And THIS attack we have on camera, and so we have actual video footage of her... including, we have audio files of her yelling and chanting "transvestite freak!" while shooting a gun, during the Christmas Eve attack at 27 High Street, Biddeford, Maine.
Her hair has been a different colour each time she has shown up. In 2021 it was a neon dayglow purple, but still the same pageboy. The 2021 attack she was wearing a black poly satin dress with neon lime green trim
Her hair has been a different colour each time she has shown up. In 2021 it was a neon dayglow purple, but still the same pageboy. The 2021 attack she was wearing a black poly satin dress with neon lime green trim
When she showed up at PortCon 2023 and the Round 1 at the Maine Mall the same day, she was again wearing the black dressed, but this time her hair was died black, but she was wearing a neon dayglow lime green "clown wig".
Her face is covered in deep "smokers wrinkles" and her skin is very, very abnormally dry and flakey.
She had a somewhat large nose, (kind of more like a man's nose then a woman's nose) and very thin lips (almost none existant, again, more like a man's lips, then a womans)... she is a LOT bigger then me... a LOT - I am 5'6" and she's maybe 5'11" to 6'2"... she's like really, really, really big.
When she showed up at PortCon 2023 and the Round 1 at the Maine Mall the same day, she was again wearing the black dressed, but this time her hair was died black, but she was wearing a neon dayglow lime green "clown wig".
at one point at the Round One in the Maine Mall attack, she pulled off the green clown wig while she was yelling and her hair was a black-black super fake dyed black pageboy.
The 2016 attack is the one that did the most damage and. That is why I have the cane, walker, rollator, and wheelchair. And which one I use is determined by how much pain I am in at the time I try to stand and move.
She is the one the FBI is looking for. He said he thinks Bruce’s family knows who she is. He said they become alarmigly, agitated, evasive, and violently hostile whenever questioned about her.
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
She is the same woman who severed my spine with the same golf club used to murder my baby. She had distinctive two-inch wide stripes in her hair all the way around her head, platinum blond and dark reddish brown, in a pageboy haircut.
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
I have 3 broken vertebrae, 3 ruptured discs, a broken sariliac, hip dysplasia (broken hip and broken pelvic bone, with hip bone pushed back into pelvic bone and fused together), in addition to rheumatism in both hips, both knees, and both wrists, as well as MS.
Rheumatism I've had since I was 8.
MS I've had since I was 16.
All the rest was done by the crazy blonde woman with the golf club, November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College. I was also 8 months pregnant and she murdered my son as well. I was paralyzed for 18 months and had to relearn to walk. Her hair was wild extreme unnatural rave style 2 to 3 inch wide platinum blond and dark blonde-brown stripes.
In May 2015 I returned to work, walking minimally with a cane.
On June 24, 2016, the same mystery blond woman with her hair now dyed rusted reddish blond, woman, this time driving a late 1990s vintage gold Volvo station wagon, drove up beside my car, while I was putting groceries in my car at Scarborough Walmart, jumped out, grabbed an empty shopping cart from the shopping cart corral, and attacked again, same as she did with golf club three years earlier. This attack is the one which caused worse damage, and I have still not yet recovered from now in 2025.
That is why I have the cane, walker, rollator, and wheelchair. And which one I use is determined by how much pain I am in at the time I try to stand and move.
She is the one the FBI is looking for. He said he thinks Bruce’s family knows who she is. He said they become alarmingly, agitated, evasive, and violently hostile whenever questioned about her.
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
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