Transman Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and his husband King Gwallmaic (aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) King of The UnSeelie Court. Main characters of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer series.
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đ¸đŚđ¸ The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but itâs Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Courtâs Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. đ¸đŚđ¸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates itâs 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of itâs very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane â A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
Quaraun and one of his many cursed mirrors | ||||
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraunâs eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraunâs everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

Seen in image:â
-âIMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.â
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
-âIMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
â-âArt by Wendy Christine Allen.â
-âNot seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
The mirror was bleeding again.
Crimson drip.
Salt water.
Seaweed behind the glass.
Tentacles.
Eyes.
More eyes.
Then teeth.
Quaraun blinked.
Still there.
Fuck.
"I hate this fucking mirror, it refuses to stop haunting me."
He reached for the wand. Shaky hands. The gloves whirred, mechanical joints squeaking. BoomFuzzy had not oiled them again.
The bastard.
The love of his life.
The bastard.
The pink silk tent breathed around him. Pink silk swaying in rhythm with the dying heartbeat of the world.
Wind outside.
And moaning.
The herd again.
Rotten voices shuffling through the dunes.
His army.
His mistake.
âYou are trying to control me,â Quaraun said.
No greeting.
No prelude.
Just accusation. Like lightning. He pointed the wand. The tip glowed white. His reflection in the mirror split open, bled light.
BoomFuzzy stood by the brazier, bare chest gleaming with sweat and ash. Lilac tail twitching. Copper goggles glowing over blind silver eyes. He didnât flinch. He never did.
âNo,â BoomFuzzy said. âI am tryinâ to protect ya.â
âThere is a vast difference between control and protection.â
âFacts,â GhoulSpawn mumbled from the corner, head down in his notebooks. He didnât even look up.
Quaraun ignored him. His jaw trembled. His heartbeat was the sound of hammers pounding in glass.
âYou are treating me like a frail housewife who is not allowed outside.â
âIn case ya forgot,â BoomFuzzy snarled, voice low, words thick with accent and smoke. âYa used to be me frail housewife before ya decided to go crazy necromancer on me arse.â
âI am not crazy.â
âYa fuckinâ fragile.â
âYou take that back!â Quaraun pressed the wand to BoomFuzzyâs nose. Red beam. Smell of ozone. The old fear between them sparkedâlove, death, and unholy power wrapped in silk and gingerbread.
BoomFuzzy didnât flinch. He grinned.
âWhat was ya gonna do, blow me brains out? Iâm already dead, ya fuckinâ dimwit. Iâm a Lich, remember? Yar the one what turned me into a Lich!â
âYou are too controlling!â
âYou are too frail to go outside in a fuckinâ zombie apocalypse!â
âI am the Pink Necromancer!â Quaraunâs voice cracked.
"Aye."
The tent quivered.
Quaraunâs jaw trembled. The tent filled with silence, thick, cold, heavy as sea fog. The moaning of the dead outside grew louder.
BoomFuzzy sighed, running a hand through his dreadlocks. He walked to Quaraun, slow and careful, as if approaching something made of glass. His hand hovered over the Pink Necromancerâs shoulder, then rested there with cautious weight.
The Elf's jellyfish hair writhed.
Jellyfish tendrils glowing pink, venom dripping.
âI made the zombie apocalypse!â Quaraun said.
âFacts,â GhoulSpawn said again.
âI CONTROL THE ZOMBIES!â Quaraun screamed. âTHEY OBEY ME!â
BoomFuzzy sighed.
âAye, Love, ya do. But ya also a frail, sickly little waif whatâll get trampled by his own zombie herd.â
âYou just need to control me.â
âProtection ainât control.â
âYou are a control freak.â
âNo, thatâd be you. As can be proven by you turned me into a Lich without finding out if I even wanted to be brought back from the dead."
"You killed yourself."
"Exactly."
"I had to bring you back."
"No you didn't."
"I needed you."
"Then let me protect you."
âStop telling me what to do!â
âIâm not tellinâ ya what to do, Iâm tellinâ ya how to stay fuckinâ alive!â BoomFuzzy snapped. âThereâs a herd out there. Ya go walkinâ out and ya end up flattened like a flapjack.â
"I am going out."
"No you are not!" BoomFuzzy grabbed Quaraun's arm and pulled the Elf away from the door. "Iâm telling ya how to stay safe. Staying in here is staying safe. Thereâs a fucking herd of zombies passing through and I ainât letting ya go traipsing off in it! You can leave the tent when the herd has passed. End of discussion!"
âYou do not know what protection means,â Quaraun hissed.
BoomFuzzy laughed.
âAnd for someone who spends his days tryinâ to be a male, ya donât know much about the male psychology."
"I do not need to know male psychology!"
"You do if you expect to pass yourself off as male in a world where females are practically existent."
"I exist in this world just fine!"
"Ya live by ya heart, ya emotions. Not ya head. Not logic."
"What has that to do with anything?"
"A male needs to protect his woman.â
âFacts,â GhoulSpawn said again.
Quaraun glared at the Sheep Demon, but said nothing. He was too angry with BoomFuzzy just now to focus on GhoulSpawn.
The tent went silent.
Fire hissed.
Wax candles melted sideways.
The night wind dragged through the pink silk walls of the tent, making them ripple like jellyfish fins under the moonlight. The smell of salt, rot, and anise drifted inside.
Outside, beyond the safety of the necromancerâs wards, the groans of the dead echoed through the frost-bitten trees. The zombie herd was moving along the coast; thousands of corpses shambling through the darkness, following the scent of the living.
Quaraun stood near the tentâs flap, his jeweled cane in one hand, Rainbow Wand in the other. His pink silk sleeves trembled with every gust that rattled the moor. His hair, long, translucent tendrils of pink jellyfish filament, floated around him in anxious currents.
He wanted to step outside.
He wanted to see what heâd made.
"You are trying to control me," Quaraun accused, his voice sharp as the edge of the cold sea.
BoomFuzzy leaned against the food chest, arms folded over his chest. The soft blue gleam of his steampunk goggles reflected the necromancerâs shaking silhouette. His lilac unicorn tail twitched, irritated.
"No," BoomFuzzy replied, voice low, roughened by the crackle of the nearby fire. "I am trying to protect ya."
"There is a vast difference between control and protection."
"Facts," GhoulSpawn said from the corner. He sat cross-legged on a pile of fur pelts, tinkering with Toobeâs hovering silver orb. The AI buzzed softly like a curious insect.
They both ignored him and continued arguing.
BoomFuzzy stepped close, hand heavy on Quaraunâs shoulder. The air between them thickened.
âYa remember the night the sea tried to take ya?â BoomFuzzy said, taking off his goggles and rubbing at the bridge of his nose. His silver pupils glowed faint in the dark. âWind near tore the lighthouse apart. I barred the door. Told ya stay inside. What did ya do?â
âI went outside,â Quaraun muttered.
âAye. And the sea near drowned ya. I dragged ya back, half dead. Ya lungs ainât never been right since.â
Quaraun stared at the fire. The memories crackled there, faces forming in the flame. Drowned faces. His own. Fuck.
âI do not need saving.â
âEveryone needs savinâ sometimes, Love.â BoomFuzzyâs voice softened, rough silk, old ache. âEven gods what make their own monsters.â
GhoulSpawnâs pen scratched.
âAlso facts.â
Outside. The herd moaned.
One corpse slammed against the silk. The wall caved inward. Bone pressed through fabric. Quaraun flinched. BoomFuzzy shoved him back, hand glowing faint lilac. The corpse dissolved. Steam and bone dust.
Quaraunâs wand flickered.
He wanted to kill something.
Himself, maybe.
Or BoomFuzzy.
Or the sky.
âLet me outside.â
âNo.â
âI made them.â
âAye. Which is why ya stay here. Till they pass.â
âI can control them!â
âYa think ya can.â BoomFuzzy leaned in, breath hot with cloves and sin. âBut ya ainât slept in three days, and ya talkinâ to mirrors bleedinâ seawater.â
Quaraunâs eyes darted to the mirror.
It was dripping again.
Fuck.
Quaraunâs lips tightened, colour draining from his pale face. He remembered the cold, the black waves closing over him, the feel of BoomFuzzyâs arms hauling him through the surf.
"I do not need saving."
"Everyone needs saving sometimes, Love." BoomFuzzyâs voice softened again, the harsh edge melting into fondness. "Even the almighty Pink Necromancer."
GhoulSpawn looked up from the orb, eyes flicking between them.
"Also facts," he said quietly.
Neither noticed him this time either.
âUnicornâŚâ he whispered. âThe mirror is breathing.â
BoomFuzzy looked. Nothing. Just glass. His silver eyes blind but glowing.
âAinât nothinâ there, Love.â
âIt is there!â Quaraun hissed. âEyes. Watching. Laughing at me.â
"It just a mirror."
âFacts,â GhoulSpawn said again, voice faint, distant.
âYa shut up,â BoomFuzzy barked.
The mirror laughed. The sound like bubbles bursting in tar.
Quaraun shoved BoomFuzzy away, cane clattering, wand flaring pink. The floor heaved. Silk tent twisted like intestines. The mirrorâs surface opened, mouth of sea.
Hands. Rotting. Reaching.
BoomFuzzy grabbed him. Quaraun screamed. His voice tore through dimensions. The dead outside wailed in answer.
And then silence.
The tent still. The mirror gone.
Just blood on the sand.
BoomFuzzy stood over him. Breathing hard.
âYa done?â
Quaraunâs voice shook.
âYou⌠always control everything.â
BoomFuzzy crouched, cupped his face.
âNah. I just ainât lettinâ ya drown again, JellyElf.â
âFacts,â GhoulSpawn said softly, not looking up.
Quaraun trembled. He wanted to hit him.
Kiss him. Kill him. All at once.
He dropped the wand. Pressed his forehead against BoomFuzzyâs chest.
The Lichâs heart was silent.
Still. Cold. But steady.
âFuck,â Quaraun whispered. âI hate you.â
âAye,â BoomFuzzy murmured. âGood. Means ya still alive.â
Quaraun turned away, pushing open the silk flap just enough to glimpse the world beyond. The night was a sea of shifting shadows. Corpses shuffled through the moonlit dunes, silent and endless, faces eaten away, ribs exposed, eyes glowing faintly blue from necromantic flame. They moved like a tideâhis tide. His creation. His dominion.
And yet⌠he was small compared to it. The wind bit through the silk. His body ached. His prosthetic gloves creaked as he clenched them.
BoomFuzzyâs arm came around his waist, pulling him back from the flap.
"Close it, Love," he whispered. "Let âem pass. Then weâll walk the beach in the morning, aye? The windâll be calmer then. The corpses gone. Iâll make ya fried seaweed and clam cakes for breakfast."
Quaraun hesitated, his wand dimming to a soft pink glow.
He let the flap fall shut.
The moaning of the dead faded slowly into the distance.
For a long while, no one spoke. The fire crackled. The tent walls rippled in the cold wind.
Finally, GhoulSpawn said:
"So, to sum up, control, protection, and survival instincts in post-apocalyptic relationships. Facts. All facts. see? I wrote 'em all down."
BoomFuzzy threw a biscuit at him.
Quaraun leaned his head against BoomFuzzyâs chest, listening to the faint echo of a heartbeat that no longer existed. His anger ebbed away, leaving only exhaustion and the strange comfort of being held.
"Unicorn," he whispered. "You are insufferable."
"Aye," BoomFuzzy said, kissing the top of his head. "But Iâm yer insufferable."
"Facts," GhoulSpawn said again, ducking another biscuit.
Outside, the dead drifted on, following the wind toward the sea.
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The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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đ¸đŚđ¸ Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but itâs Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Courtâs Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. đ¸đŚđ¸
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