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November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

NEVER FORGET:

My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

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What motivated you to
become an indie author?

I'm not sure that there was ever any one thing that motivated me. It was more like just the general flow of my life. Events that happened. Events I had no control over, causing me to find ways around them, that sort of thing.

I do not play well with others. As long as I can remember that is how everyone described me. Parents, aunts, uncles, teachers, bishops, doctors... I did not talk, laugh, smile, make eye contact, or do anything but sit on the floor reading books. When I did talk, it was to tell the adults they were idiots. Adults often complained that I was a difficult child and the only way to deal with me was to throw a book at me and tell me to sit in the corner and read. Most of my early childhood was spent sitting on the floor, in the corner, reading books, with adults dutifully not speaking to me (giving me the silent treatment to teach me a lesson, so they said) and telling other children "stay away from her, she's bad, don't talk to her, don't play with her, don't look at her, pretend she's not there."

I was reading Dr Seuss at age 3.

In Kindergarten at age 5, I blatenly refused to do the reading assignments calling the teacher a retard for thinking I was so retarded that I could not read and needed to be taught the alphabet like the rest of the retarded babies in the class. (I was often told I was retarded, so I often told everyone around me they were retarded as well.) While the rest of the 5 year olds were struggling to learn the difference between A & B, I sat in the corner to read Charlotte's Web, The BFG, and the Rat's of NIM.

I was taken out of school at age 8, after a heated argument with my teacher over whether or not Benjamin Franklin was a US President. It was President's Day and the teacher was telling us stories of "America's 3 greatest presidents": George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Benjamin Franklin. I had read nearly everything Franklin had written by that point and had written an essay on his life and knew for a fact that the 3rd grade teacher was wrong. Benjamin Franklin was never a president. It did not matter that I was right, only that it was the 1970s and talking back to a teacher was punishable by a belt to the backside (teachers beating on kids was not yet illegal).

At age 9 I read the Bible cover to cover like a novel in 3 months and I was already a published author. That same year I also read the Book of Mormon, The Doctrines and Covenants, and The Pearl of Great Price. I would continue to reread the Bible at 3 month intervals every day for the rest of my life.  I became fascinated by Danial and took up studying giant concordances and study guides focusing on his writings. Daniel's refusal to eat meat or hurt animals had a huge impact on my life and upon reading the Book of Danial I became a vegetarian and animal rights activist. I was also greatly influenced by Daniel's refusal to stop praying in spite of the king's law and  his unwavering devotion to his creator.

Daniel in Lion's Den

Daniel's dealings with being a prophet and how it was he claimed to be a prophet were what fascinated me the most, especially his  methods of dream interpretations, reading signs, channeling messages from spirits, communicating with the dead, casting spells on the wicked, his founding The Brotherhood of the Magi (Magicians), reading stars, scrying water/crystals/stones/bones, and all the other weird things Daniel did on direct command from God.

My strict devotion to repeating everything Daniel did on God's commandment, would be the actions that would later result in my fellow church members declaring me to be a witch.

Daniel would have a huge impact on my writings later on. But at this point of time, I was just a 9 year old kid, utterly fascinated by these ancient texts. I was also flabbergasted at the fact that adults often said they found the Bible difficult to read. By the time I was 10, I had read it (King James Version) 3 times and it was my favorite book.

When the MENSA society tested my IQ I was told it was "alarmingly high at 217" and the fact that I was not yet 10 years old and already a multi published author meant that I was also a child protege.

In my pre-teen years I pursued traditional trade mass market publishing. I didn't like it. I did not like that the publisher had to right to change the title of my books, nor did I like that they had the right to change, edit, or remove large sections of my books without telling me they were doing so.

I did not like opening my book to say "But I didn't write that!" I did not like that I had no control of cover art. I did not like that even the highest paid authors only got paid .02% to 4% royalties on average. I did not like that when publishers found out they were dealing with a 10 year old, they suddenly changed their attitudes and started treating me like a baby and thinking I was too stupid to know they were taking advantage of me.

Feed up with the publishing industry I swore "never again" and I founded my own publishing house at age 12.

At age 14, me and my 5 best friends were attacked, they were torn to shreds and dissected alive, I was the only survivor. Many, many months of court trails followed, with lawyers demanding I repeat over and over and over and over again every detail of how my friends were cut up and ripped to pieces. That was the last day I wore pants. I was wearing a pink sweater and acid washed carpi blue jeans.I'm only alive because my best friend threw himself between me and Lisa, which resulted in her snapping his spine.

About a month before that happened I had sewn a dress for The Green and Gold Ball. I changed into that, wore it for weeks, until Halloween, than I changed into a poodle skirt and 50s jacket, wore that for months, until one day I saw a $5 wedding dress, all sequins, bought that wore it for months.I haven't worn "normal" cloths since the day my five friends were murdered, and I came to view "authority" as "the enemy" and that included publishing houses.

About 6 months into the trial, while the judge was screaming one thing, the lawyer was screaming another thing, and a whole back wall of reporters were flashing cameras I sat down on the floor in front of the witness stand and started writing. They could not get me to say a word. I would not speak another word vocally again for another 15 years. I sat on the court floor, started writing the Twighlight Manor series, the long running horror serial about a serial killer who vivisected his victims. I would wrote more than 200 short stories for the series every one of them retelling again and again the events of how my friends were murdered.

The issue was made worse by the fact that a Mormon high priest with a sexual fetish for little girl's took advantage of the whole thing and decided to make me his sex slave, which my parents overlooked because #1 he was a priest, and #2 he was one of the wealthiest men in town and could pay them to look the other way over what he was doing. It was this fact that money spoke louder to my parents than anything else, that turned me off from the whole idea of ever wanting to have any sort of income. I began to hate money.

I was diagnosed with being in tramatic shock, and having both clinical depression and PTSD. In a matter of weeks I also developed agoraphobia and would not leave the house, except to go to church, until I was 31 years old.

I developed a serious mistrust of so-called authority figures, especially men running any church. But all of this spilled over into my writing career as well, with me only rarely submitting work to traditional publishers. In fact only 1 publisher: Egmont (Disney Comic Books) and only because they owned the copyright to the comic book characters I was writing about (Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck). Outside of Disney, I avoided dealing with publishers.

Now, you do got to understand that all of what I said up to this point, was from the perspective of a kid between the ages of 3 and 15. In later years I would be dealing with a few publishers from time to time: Harlequin, Avon Books, Ellora's Cave, and several random sci-fi/horror pulp magazines.

Today 31 years later, I am the author of 30+ books, 200+ short stories, 2,000+ articles, a few dozen plays, and 2 advice columns.

You got to understand too, that my early dealing with publishing houses was in the late 1970s and early 1980s when laws governing what a publishing house could get away with were sketchy at best, and editors running off with manuscripts and publishing them as their own, happened to about 1 in every 8 authors. Publishing houses had really bad reputations back than, many authors did not read contacts carefully and lost the rights to their work, as it was common practice during the 1970s/1980s for publishers to demand the copyright be given to them.

It wasn't until the 1990s that publishing laws started cleaning up scammy publishers and putting shady editors out of business, and by that time I had already been self-publishing close to 20 years. Folks from my generation grew up dealing with sleazy scum bag publishers taking advantage of writers and so when publishers of good reputation started to show up in the 1990s folks of my generation were already well weary of dealing with any publisher at all.

Now we are in the 21st century and most traditional publishers (what few there are left) are actual businesses with good reputations, now offer reasonable royalties, no longer take copyright ownership away from the authors, and only hire editors who are not also writers so that there is no more worry of editors stealing manuscripts. Self-publishing has been around since the 1500s. Vanity Press has been around since the mid1700s.

Trade publishing was not invented until the late 1800s, and it did not become reputable or well thought of until the 1990s.  The same time trade publishing became reputable though, vanity press plummeted in reputation, because all the scam artists editors that got chased out of trade publishing houses took to founding lots of small vanity press houses.

So now authors have lots of options in publishing, no one being better than the other and none being a once size fits all. Some authors go strictly trade, some go only self-pubbing, some do a mix of each. Every writer has to test the waters and figure out which road is best for them, and some may find using a different road is best for each book.

So where am I at today?

I still run the publishing house I founded 31 years ago and a large majority of my work (maybe 80% to 95%) is still self-published via that, however I'm less mistrusting of trade publishers than I was in the past and from time to time take that road as well.

I prefer indie-press (running a small publishing house that publishes only a handful of authors and essentially is "advanced self-publishing"), because I still like to have full control over every aspect of my books, and I still don't "play well with others" and do not like being told what to do, by people I have no reason to trust. I was used and abused badly as a child and now as an adult I have some serious trust issues, which overflow into everything I do, including getting my books published. Authority figures have to give me a damned good reason to trust them before I'll let them tell me what to do, and that includes publishers and editors, not just church leaders, now.

What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!

~EK
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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.

If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

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