A Cursed Cooking Utensil :
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You can find out more about Quaraun HERE.

You can find out more about BoomFuzzy HERE.

You can find out more about GhoulSpawn HERE.

The Prompt:

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt:   

Gardening in the Frozen Wastes:
Quaraun and his family find a small, sheltered enclave in the midst of the icy wilderness, where they decide to create a makeshift garden to grow scarce vegetables. Describe the challenges they face in cultivating the frozen soil and the innovative methods they employ to nurture the crops, ensuring a vital food source. Craft a scene where Pippa, with her green thumb, discovers a unique way to protect the plants from the biting frost.

Grammar Rule: Use parallel structure to convey the harmony in their gardening efforts.

Sentence Instruction: Begin at least one sentence with a gerund.

A Cursed Cooking Utensil: The Phookan Chef and Lich King BoomFuzzy, amidst stalls of peculiar artifacts, discovers a cursed cooking utensil that adds an unexpected twist to his culinary creations.

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkling in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

You know, you seem to be programed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counter culture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Enthertal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high.

Write a whimsical and imaginative short story with a Great Space Coaster Intro MindTrip vibe, incorporating elements of surrealism, fantastical landscapes, and a sense of childlike wonder. Emphasize the magical and dreamlike quality of the narrative, and include characters that embody the playful spirit associated with the Great Space Coaster theme. Infuse the story with a touch of nostalgia, mirroring the sense of awe and delight reminiscent of the show's introductory sequences. Consider using vivid and vibrant descriptions to create a visually rich and immersive experience for the reader, capturing the essence of the fantastical journey evoked by the Great Space Coaster. Do not mention The Great space Coaster in your story.

Compose a short story that delves into the vivid and hallucinatory experience of a hippy on an LSD trip. Capture the surreal nature of the psychedelic journey, infusing the narrative with a technicolor palette and fractured perceptions of reality. Write in the third person, but allowing the reader to intimately experience the character's heightened senses, distorted time, and abstract thought patterns. Embrace the chaotic beauty of the psychedelic mindset, using rich and immersive language to transport the reader into a world that blurs the boundaries between the internal and external. Consider incorporating elements of mysticism, introspection, and the whimsical, creating a narrative that reflects the kaleidoscopic and mind-expanding nature of the psychedelic experience.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what is perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizing conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of anst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on a inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun, rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpaw. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits, that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world ice full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21Billion undead but only 7million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that moito everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style prompts for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

The Prompt:

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt:  

Baking Cakes for Celebration:
The caravan pauses in a quiet snow-covered town, deciding to celebrate a rare occasion — the anniversary of Quaraun's marriage to BoomFuzzy. Explore the heartwarming scene of multiple wives working together to bake a cake using scavenged ingredients, while the rest of the family prepares surprises for the festivities. Describe the joyous atmosphere and the challenges they overcome in creating a sense of normalcy amid the chaos.

Grammar Rule: Employ descriptive adjectives to enhance the sensory experience in your narrative.

Sentence Instruction: End at least one sentence with a preposition.

A Cursed Cooking Utensil: The Phookan Chef and Lich King BoomFuzzy, amidst stalls of peculiar artifacts, discovers a cursed cooking utensil that adds an unexpected twist to his culinary creations.

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkling in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

You know, you seem to be programed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counter culture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Enthertal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high.

Write a whimsical and imaginative short story with a Great Space Coaster Intro MindTrip vibe, incorporating elements of surrealism, fantastical landscapes, and a sense of childlike wonder. Emphasize the magical and dreamlike quality of the narrative, and include characters that embody the playful spirit associated with the Great Space Coaster theme. Infuse the story with a touch of nostalgia, mirroring the sense of awe and delight reminiscent of the show's introductory sequences. Consider using vivid and vibrant descriptions to create a visually rich and immersive experience for the reader, capturing the essence of the fantastical journey evoked by the Great Space Coaster. Do not mention The Great space Coaster in your story.

Compose a short story that delves into the vivid and hallucinatory experience of a hippy on an LSD trip. Capture the surreal nature of the psychedelic journey, infusing the narrative with a technicolor palette and fractured perceptions of reality. Write in the third person, but allowing the reader to intimately experience the character's heightened senses, distorted time, and abstract thought patterns. Embrace the chaotic beauty of the psychedelic mindset, using rich and immersive language to transport the reader into a world that blurs the boundaries between the internal and external. Consider incorporating elements of mysticism, introspection, and the whimsical, creating a narrative that reflects the kaleidoscopic and mind-expanding nature of the psychedelic experience.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what is perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizing conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of anst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on a inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun, rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpaw. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits, that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world ice full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21Billion undead but only 7million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that moito everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style stories for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

The Maine coast has lots of other environments besides beaches. Swamps. Salt Marshes. Ancient old growth pine forests. Peat bogs. River estuaries. Can you include a wider variety of locations found along the Maine coast?

give me some scenes that include more distinctively Maine elements. Such as Moxie soda, whoopie pies, lobster rolls, clam chowder, moose, pink lady slipper orchids, watermelon tourmaline, and other things that are found almost exclusively in Maine.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

The undead problem, is effecting ALL dead things. This includes plants. Maine's coast is covered with rose bushes and swamps full of dead word trees. This has resulted in an uprising of undead rose bushes attacking people, and huge undead zombie pine tree rising up out of the swamps. Herds of giant dead pines stomp around state parks, while roaming flocks of undead rose vines slink along rocky beaches.

Lich trees and ghost orchards are a thing in previously published Quaraun books. BoomFuzzy tends a grove of apricot lich trees and ghost apple trees.

Also, the rose bushes in Quaraun's rose garden around his lighthouse are all undead "living" rose bushes.

A skill Quaraun has is summoning undead rose bushes as minions.

Also, don't forget that, the skill survivors seek out Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn for most of all, is NOT related to removing undead or dealing with curses. Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes desperately needed thick, warm, fluffy, wool-like slubby silk fabric. THIS is the #1 reason survivors seek him out. BoomFuzzy is a chef who makes much needed food. GhoulSpawn is a scientist and mechanic with metal tool crafting skills; he is able to repair mechanical items (such as cars or factory machinery) and can make parts and tools, desperately needed by survivors.

You keep going off on the whole big epic questing type of having them defeat monsters, and that is NOT what Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or GhoulSpawn do.

Remember: Quaraun is an extremely weak, very frail, elderly, sickly ancient senior citizen. His hands are crippled, he has a lame leg, he walks with a cane, his joints are stiff from arthritis. Quaraun can barely stand up. Quaraun uses his 12 foot long tentacle "hair" to weave silk and "walk". Quaraun does not use his arms or hands for weaving silk. Quaraun does not use his feet or legs for walking. Quaraun is a tiny, ancient, crippled, elderly little old man. He simply is not able to fight. e can not fight monsters. So, while people might ask him to rid their village of monsters, there really is nothing Quaraun can do to help them actually get rid of the monsters. This is a mage who MAKES CLOTH, not a mage who fights monsters.

Remember: Quaraun is ALSO undead. The Moon Elf died centuries ago. His corpse is reanimated by a JellyFish that lives in his skull (much like how a hermit crab lives in a shell). It has replaced the Elf's hair with it's thousands of thin, silver, hair-like jellyfish tentacles.

Remember: BoomFuzzy is a GHOST/Lich/Wraith - he is himself undead and incorporeal, meaning he is of little use in a fight against undead. As lich is a type of GHOST.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is a coward. He is terrified of EVERYTHING. He has ZERO fighting ability at all. GhoulSpawn is the last person you want in a fight. He is useless for fighting undead as he's going to be too busy running away in terror to turn and fight.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is also undead. He fell off the top of the lighthouse and was killed by the rocks below, and a JellyFish took up residence in his skull as well, same as wha happened to Quaraun.

All three of these characters: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are themselves undead creatures, and each is able to summon other undead creatures. They are NOT defeating undead creatures. Instead they are helping the living to survive while showing the living that not all undead need to be feared. So, stories should NOT be showing Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn fighting undead.

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story.

The Prompt:

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt:  

Silk Weaving for Warmth:
In the ruins of a once-thriving city, the family discovers a cache of silk threads. Craft a detailed scene where the wives collaborate to weave intricate silk blankets and clothing to protect against the biting cold. Explore the resourcefulness of the characters as they repurpose abandoned machinery for their weaving. Describe the delicate process of silk production and the emotional significance of creating warmth in such a desolate world.

Grammar Rule: Use participial phrases to provide additional details and context.

Sentence Instruction: Start at least one sentence with a past participle clause.

A Cursed Cooking Utensil: The Phookan Chef and Lich King BoomFuzzy, amidst stalls of peculiar artifacts, discovers a cursed cooking utensil that adds an unexpected twist to his culinary creations.

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkling in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

You know, you seem to be programed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counter culture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Ethereal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high. BoomFuzzy makes LSD. The caravan is a polygamous, bisexual, hookah smoking, absinthe drinking, LSD using, free-love hippy commune.

Write a whimsical and imaginative short story with a Great Space Coaster Intro MindTrip vibe, incorporating elements of surrealism, fantastical landscapes, and a sense of childlike wonder. Emphasize the magical and dreamlike quality of the narrative, and include characters that embody the playful spirit associated with the Great Space Coaster theme. Infuse the story with a touch of nostalgia, mirroring the sense of awe and delight reminiscent of the show's introductory sequences. Consider using vivid and vibrant descriptions to create a visually rich and immersive experience for the reader, capturing the essence of the fantastical journey evoked by the Great Space Coaster. Do not mention The Great space Coaster in your story.

Compose a short story that delves into the vivid and hallucinatory experience of a hippy on an LSD trip. Capture the surreal nature of the psychedelic journey, infusing the narrative with a technicolor palette and fractured perceptions of reality. Write in the third person, but allowing the reader to intimately experience the character's heightened senses, distorted time, and abstract thought patterns. Embrace the chaotic beauty of the psychedelic mindset, using rich and immersive language to transport the reader into a world that blurs the boundaries between the internal and external. Consider incorporating elements of mysticism, introspection, and the whimsical, creating a narrative that reflects the kaleidoscopic and mind-expanding nature of the psychedelic experience.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what is perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizing conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of anst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on a inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun, rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpaw. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits, that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world ice full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21Billion undead but only 7million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that moito everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style stories for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

The Maine coast has lots of other environments besides beaches. Swamps. Salt Marshes. Ancient old growth pine forests. Peat bogs. River estuaries. Can you include a wider variety of locations found along the Maine coast?

give me some scenes that include more distinctively Maine elements. Such as Moxie soda, whoopie pies, lobster rolls, clam chowder, moose, pink lady slipper orchids, watermelon tourmaline, and other things that are found almost exclusively in Maine.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

The undead problem, is effecting ALL dead things. This includes plants. Maine's coast is covered with rose bushes and swamps full of dead word trees. This has resulted in an uprising of undead rose bushes attacking people, and huge undead zombie pine tree rising up out of the swamps. Herds of giant dead pines stomp around state parks, while roaming flocks of undead rose vines slink along rocky beaches.

Lich trees and ghost orchards are a thing in previously published Quaraun books. BoomFuzzy tends a grove of apricot lich trees and ghost apple trees.

Also, the rose bushes in Quaraun's rose garden around his lighthouse are all undead "living" rose bushes.

A skill Quaraun has is summoning undead rose bushes as minions.

Also, don't forget that, the skill survivors seek out Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn for most of all, is NOT related to removing undead or dealing with curses. Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes desperately needed thick, warm, fluffy, wool-like slubby silk fabric. THIS is the #1 reason survivors seek him out. BoomFuzzy is a chef who makes much needed food. GhoulSpawn is a scientist and mechanic with metal tool crafting skills; he is able to repair mechanical items (such as cars or factory machinery) and can make parts and tools, desperately needed by survivors.

You keep going off on the whole big epic questing type of having them defeat monsters, and that is NOT what Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or GhoulSpawn do.

Remember: Quaraun is an extremely weak, very frail, elderly, sickly ancient senior citizen. His hands are crippled, he has a lame leg, he walks with a cane, his joints are stiff from arthritis. Quaraun can barely stand up. Quaraun uses his 12 foot long tentacle "hair" to weave silk and "walk". Quaraun does not use his arms or hands for weaving silk. Quaraun does not use his feet or legs for walking. Quaraun is a tiny, ancient, crippled, elderly little old man. He simply is not able to fight. e can not fight monsters. So, while people might ask him to rid their village of monsters, there really is nothing Quaraun can do to help them actually get rid of the monsters. This is a mage who MAKES CLOTH, not a mage who fights monsters.

Remember: Quaraun is ALSO undead. The Moon Elf died centuries ago. His corpse is reanimated by a JellyFish that lives in his skull (much like how a hermit crab lives in a shell). It has replaced the Elf's hair with it's thousands of thin, silver, hair-like jellyfish tentacles.

Remember: BoomFuzzy is a GHOST/Lich/Wraith - he is himself undead and incorporeal, meaning he is of little use in a fight against undead. As lich is a type of GHOST.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is a coward. He is terrified of EVERYTHING. He has ZERO fighting ability at all. GhoulSpawn is the last person you want in a fight. He is useless for fighting undead as he's going to be too busy running away in terror to turn and fight.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is also undead. He fell off the top of the lighthouse and was killed by the rocks below, and a JellyFish took up residence in his skull as well, same as wha happened to Quaraun.

All three of these characters: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are themselves undead creatures, and each is able to summon other undead creatures. They are NOT defeating undead creatures. Instead they are helping the living to survive while showing the living that not all undead need to be feared. So, stories should NOT be showing Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn fighting undead.

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story.

The Prompt:

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt:  

Hunting in the Frozen Wilderness:
Quaraun and his family embark on a perilous hunting expedition to secure provisions. Describe the tension and skill required as they navigate through a landscape infested with undead. Highlight the diversity of weaponry used by the family members and their coordinated efforts to bring down undead prey. Craft a scene where the caravan faces unexpected challenges, testing their survival instincts.

Grammar Rule: Integrate varied sentence lengths to create a dynamic rhythm in the narrative.

Sentence Instruction: End at least one sentence with a gerund.

A Cursed Cooking Utensil: The Phookan Chef and Lich King BoomFuzzy, amidst stalls of peculiar artifacts, discovers a cursed cooking utensil that adds an unexpected twist to his culinary creations.

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

You know, you seem to be programed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counter culture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Ethereal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high. BoomFuzzy makes LSD. The caravan is a polygamous, bisexual, hookah smoking, absinthe drinking, LSD using, free-love hippy commune.

Write a whimsical and imaginative short story with a Great Space Coaster Intro MindTrip vibe, incorporating elements of surrealism, fantastical landscapes, and a sense of childlike wonder. Emphasize the magical and dreamlike quality of the narrative, and include characters that embody the playful spirit associated with the Great Space Coaster theme. Infuse the story with a touch of nostalgia, mirroring the sense of awe and delight reminiscent of the show's introductory sequences. Consider using vivid and vibrant descriptions to create a visually rich and immersive experience for the reader, capturing the essence of the fantastical journey evoked by the Great Space Coaster. Do not mention The Great space Coaster in your story.

Compose a short story that delves into the vivid and hallucinatory experience of a hippy on an LSD trip. Capture the surreal nature of the psychedelic journey, infusing the narrative with a technicolor palette and fractured perceptions of reality. Write in the third person, but allowing the reader to intimately experience the character's heightened senses, distorted time, and abstract thought patterns. Embrace the chaotic beauty of the psychedelic mindset, using rich and immersive language to transport the reader into a world that blurs the boundaries between the internal and external. Consider incorporating elements of mysticism, introspection, and the whimsical, creating a narrative that reflects the kaleidoscopic and mind-expanding nature of the psychedelic experience.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkling in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what is perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizing conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of anst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on a inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun, rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpaw. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits, that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world ice full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21Billion undead but only 7million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that moito everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style stories for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

The Maine coast has lots of other environments besides beaches. Swamps. Salt Marshes. Ancient old growth pine forests. Peat bogs. River estuaries. Can you include a wider variety of locations found along the Maine coast?

give me some scenes that include more distinctively Maine elements. Such as Moxie soda, whoopie pies, lobster rolls, clam chowder, moose, pink lady slipper orchids, watermelon tourmaline, and other things that are found almost exclusively in Maine.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

The undead problem, is effecting ALL dead things. This includes plants. Maine's coast is covered with rose bushes and swamps full of dead word trees. This has resulted in an uprising of undead rose bushes attacking people, and huge undead zombie pine tree rising up out of the swamps. Herds of giant dead pines stomp around state parks, while roaming flocks of undead rose vines slink along rocky beaches.

Lich trees and ghost orchards are a thing in previously published Quaraun books. BoomFuzzy tends a grove of apricot lich trees and ghost apple trees.

Also, the rose bushes in Quaraun's rose garden around his lighthouse are all undead "living" rose bushes.

A skill Quaraun has is summoning undead rose bushes as minions.

Also, don't forget that, the skill survivors seek out Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn for most of all, is NOT related to removing undead or dealing with curses. Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes desperately needed thick, warm, fluffy, wool-like slubby silk fabric. THIS is the #1 reason survivors seek him out. BoomFuzzy is a chef who makes much needed food. GhoulSpawn is a scientist and mechanic with metal tool crafting skills; he is able to repair mechanical items (such as cars or factory machinery) and can make parts and tools, desperately needed by survivors.

You keep going off on the whole big epic questing type of having them defeat monsters, and that is NOT what Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or GhoulSpawn do.

Remember: Quaraun is an extremely weak, very frail, elderly, sickly ancient senior citizen. His hands are crippled, he has a lame leg, he walks with a cane, his joints are stiff from arthritis. Quaraun can barely stand up. Quaraun uses his 12 foot long tentacle "hair" to weave silk and "walk". Quaraun does not use his arms or hands for weaving silk. Quaraun does not use his feet or legs for walking. Quaraun is a tiny, ancient, crippled, elderly little old man. He simply is not able to fight. e can not fight monsters. So, while people might ask him to rid their village of monsters, there really is nothing Quaraun can do to help them actually get rid of the monsters. This is a mage who MAKES CLOTH, not a mage who fights monsters.

Remember: Quaraun is ALSO undead. The Moon Elf died centuries ago. His corpse is reanimated by a JellyFish that lives in his skull (much like how a hermit crab lives in a shell). It has replaced the Elf's hair with it's thousands of thin, silver, hair-like jellyfish tentacles.

Remember: BoomFuzzy is a GHOST/Lich/Wraith - he is himself undead and incorporeal, meaning he is of little use in a fight against undead. As lich is a type of GHOST.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is a coward. He is terrified of EVERYTHING. He has ZERO fighting ability at all. GhoulSpawn is the last person you want in a fight. He is useless for fighting undead as he's going to be too busy running away in terror to turn and fight.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is also undead. He fell off the top of the lighthouse and was killed by the rocks below, and a JellyFish took up residence in his skull as well, same as wha happened to Quaraun.

All three of these characters: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are themselves undead creatures, and each is able to summon other undead creatures. They are NOT defeating undead creatures. Instead they are helping the living to survive while showing the living that not all undead need to be feared. So, stories should NOT be showing Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn fighting undead.

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story.

The Prompt:

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt:  

Building Shelter in the Frostbitten Night:
As night falls, the caravan stumbles upon the remnants of an abandoned settlement. Craft a scene where they urgently work together to build a fortified shelter before the undead hordes descend upon them. Describe the architectural ingenuity of the characters as they repurpose materials for barricades and construct makeshift living quarters. Explore the emotional toll of constant vigilance and the relief when the shelter is finally complete.

Grammar Rule: Utilize descriptive similes or metaphors to enhance the imagery.

Sentence Instruction: Begin at least one sentence with a preposition.

A Cursed Cooking Utensil: The Phookan Chef and Lich King BoomFuzzy, amidst stalls of peculiar artifacts, discovers a cursed cooking utensil that adds an unexpected twist to his culinary creations.

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkling in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

You know, you seem to be programed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counter culture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Ethereal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high. BoomFuzzy makes LSD. The caravan is a polygamous, bisexual, hookah smoking, absinthe drinking, LSD using, free-love hippy commune.

Write a whimsical and imaginative short story with a Great Space Coaster Intro MindTrip vibe, incorporating elements of surrealism, fantastical landscapes, and a sense of childlike wonder. Emphasize the magical and dreamlike quality of the narrative, and include characters that embody the playful spirit associated with the Great Space Coaster theme. Infuse the story with a touch of nostalgia, mirroring the sense of awe and delight reminiscent of the show's introductory sequences. Consider using vivid and vibrant descriptions to create a visually rich and immersive experience for the reader, capturing the essence of the fantastical journey evoked by the Great Space Coaster. Do not mention The Great space Coaster in your story.

Compose a short story that delves into the vivid and hallucinatory experience of a hippy on an LSD trip. Capture the surreal nature of the psychedelic journey, infusing the narrative with a technicolor palette and fractured perceptions of reality. Write in the third person, but allowing the reader to intimately experience the character's heightened senses, distorted time, and abstract thought patterns. Embrace the chaotic beauty of the psychedelic mindset, using rich and immersive language to transport the reader into a world that blurs the boundaries between the internal and external. Consider incorporating elements of mysticism, introspection, and the whimsical, creating a narrative that reflects the kaleidoscopic and mind-expanding nature of the psychedelic experience.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what is perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizing conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of anst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on a inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun, rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpaw. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits, that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world ice full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21Billion undead but only 7million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that moito everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style stories for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

The Maine coast has lots of other environments besides beaches. Swamps. Salt Marshes. Ancient old growth pine forests. Peat bogs. River estuaries. Can you include a wider variety of locations found along the Maine coast?

give me some scenes that include more distinctively Maine elements. Such as Moxie soda, whoopie pies, lobster rolls, clam chowder, moose, pink lady slipper orchids, watermelon tourmaline, and other things that are found almost exclusively in Maine.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

The undead problem, is effecting ALL dead things. This includes plants. Maine's coast is covered with rose bushes and swamps full of dead word trees. This has resulted in an uprising of undead rose bushes attacking people, and huge undead zombie pine tree rising up out of the swamps. Herds of giant dead pines stomp around state parks, while roaming flocks of undead rose vines slink along rocky beaches.

Lich trees and ghost orchards are a thing in previously published Quaraun books. BoomFuzzy tends a grove of apricot lich trees and ghost apple trees.

Also, the rose bushes in Quaraun's rose garden around his lighthouse are all undead "living" rose bushes.

A skill Quaraun has is summoning undead rose bushes as minions.

Also, don't forget that, the skill survivors seek out Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn for most of all, is NOT related to removing undead or dealing with curses. Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes desperately needed thick, warm, fluffy, wool-like slubby silk fabric. THIS is the #1 reason survivors seek him out. BoomFuzzy is a chef who makes much needed food. GhoulSpawn is a scientist and mechanic with metal tool crafting skills; he is able to repair mechanical items (such as cars or factory machinery) and can make parts and tools, desperately needed by survivors.

You keep going off on the whole big epic questing type of having them defeat monsters, and that is NOT what Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or GhoulSpawn do.

Remember: Quaraun is an extremely weak, very frail, elderly, sickly ancient senior citizen. His hands are crippled, he has a lame leg, he walks with a cane, his joints are stiff from arthritis. Quaraun can barely stand up. Quaraun uses his 12 foot long tentacle "hair" to weave silk and "walk". Quaraun does not use his arms or hands for weaving silk. Quaraun does not use his feet or legs for walking. Quaraun is a tiny, ancient, crippled, elderly little old man. He simply is not able to fight. e can not fight monsters. So, while people might ask him to rid their village of monsters, there really is nothing Quaraun can do to help them actually get rid of the monsters. This is a mage who MAKES CLOTH, not a mage who fights monsters.

Remember: Quaraun is ALSO undead. The Moon Elf died centuries ago. His corpse is reanimated by a JellyFish that lives in his skull (much like how a hermit crab lives in a shell). It has replaced the Elf's hair with it's thousands of thin, silver, hair-like jellyfish tentacles.

Remember: BoomFuzzy is a GHOST/Lich/Wraith - he is himself undead and incorporeal, meaning he is of little use in a fight against undead. As lich is a type of GHOST.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is a coward. He is terrified of EVERYTHING. He has ZERO fighting ability at all. GhoulSpawn is the last person you want in a fight. He is useless for fighting undead as he's going to be too busy running away in terror to turn and fight.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is also undead. He fell off the top of the lighthouse and was killed by the rocks below, and a JellyFish took up residence in his skull as well, same as wha happened to Quaraun.

All three of these characters: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are themselves undead creatures, and each is able to summon other undead creatures. They are NOT defeating undead creatures. Instead they are helping the living to survive while showing the living that not all undead need to be feared. So, stories should NOT be showing Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn fighting undead.

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story.

The Prompt:

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt:  

Scavenging in the Frigid Wasteland:
The family comes across a partially buried structure in the snow, holding the promise of valuable resources. Craft a scene where they meticulously scavenge for supplies, facing unexpected dangers and challenges. Describe the characters' keen observation skills and their strategic approach to navigating the treacherous environment. Explore the emotional impact of discovering both useful and heartbreaking remnants of the past.

Grammar Rule: Use varied sentence structures to maintain a dynamic narrative flow.

Sentence Instruction: End at least one sentence with a past participle clause.

A Cursed Cooking Utensil: The Phookan Chef and Lich King BoomFuzzy, amidst stalls of peculiar artifacts, discovers a cursed cooking utensil that adds an unexpected twist to his culinary creations.

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

You know, you seem to be programed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counter culture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Ethereal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high. BoomFuzzy makes LSD. The caravan is a polygamous, bisexual, hookah smoking, absinthe drinking, LSD using, free-love hippy commune.

Write a whimsical and imaginative short story with a Great Space Coaster Intro MindTrip vibe, incorporating elements of surrealism, fantastical landscapes, and a sense of childlike wonder. Emphasize the magical and dreamlike quality of the narrative, and include characters that embody the playful spirit associated with the Great Space Coaster theme. Infuse the story with a touch of nostalgia, mirroring the sense of awe and delight reminiscent of the show's introductory sequences. Consider using vivid and vibrant descriptions to create a visually rich and immersive experience for the reader, capturing the essence of the fantastical journey evoked by the Great Space Coaster. Do not mention The Great space Coaster in your story.

Compose a short story that delves into the vivid and hallucinatory experience of a hippy on an LSD trip. Capture the surreal nature of the psychedelic journey, infusing the narrative with a technicolor palette and fractured perceptions of reality. Write in the third person, but allowing the reader to intimately experience the character's heightened senses, distorted time, and abstract thought patterns. Embrace the chaotic beauty of the psychedelic mindset, using rich and immersive language to transport the reader into a world that blurs the boundaries between the internal and external. Consider incorporating elements of mysticism, introspection, and the whimsical, creating a narrative that reflects the kaleidoscopic and mind-expanding nature of the psychedelic experience.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkling in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what is perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizing conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of anst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on a inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun, rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpaw. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits, that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world ice full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21Billion undead but only 7million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that moito everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style stories for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

The Maine coast has lots of other environments besides beaches. Swamps. Salt Marshes. Ancient old growth pine forests. Peat bogs. River estuaries. Can you include a wider variety of locations found along the Maine coast?

give me some scenes that include more distinctively Maine elements. Such as Moxie soda, whoopie pies, lobster rolls, clam chowder, moose, pink lady slipper orchids, watermelon tourmaline, and other things that are found almost exclusively in Maine.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

The undead problem, is effecting ALL dead things. This includes plants. Maine's coast is covered with rose bushes and swamps full of dead word trees. This has resulted in an uprising of undead rose bushes attacking people, and huge undead zombie pine tree rising up out of the swamps. Herds of giant dead pines stomp around state parks, while roaming flocks of undead rose vines slink along rocky beaches.

Lich trees and ghost orchards are a thing in previously published Quaraun books. BoomFuzzy tends a grove of apricot lich trees and ghost apple trees.

Also, the rose bushes in Quaraun's rose garden around his lighthouse are all undead "living" rose bushes.

A skill Quaraun has is summoning undead rose bushes as minions.

Also, don't forget that, the skill survivors seek out Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn for most of all, is NOT related to removing undead or dealing with curses. Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes desperately needed thick, warm, fluffy, wool-like slubby silk fabric. THIS is the #1 reason survivors seek him out. BoomFuzzy is a chef who makes much needed food. GhoulSpawn is a scientist and mechanic with metal tool crafting skills; he is able to repair mechanical items (such as cars or factory machinery) and can make parts and tools, desperately needed by survivors.

You keep going off on the whole big epic questing type of having them defeat monsters, and that is NOT what Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or GhoulSpawn do.

Remember: Quaraun is an extremely weak, very frail, elderly, sickly ancient senior citizen. His hands are crippled, he has a lame leg, he walks with a cane, his joints are stiff from arthritis. Quaraun can barely stand up. Quaraun uses his 12 foot long tentacle "hair" to weave silk and "walk". Quaraun does not use his arms or hands for weaving silk. Quaraun does not use his feet or legs for walking. Quaraun is a tiny, ancient, crippled, elderly little old man. He simply is not able to fight. e can not fight monsters. So, while people might ask him to rid their village of monsters, there really is nothing Quaraun can do to help them actually get rid of the monsters. This is a mage who MAKES CLOTH, not a mage who fights monsters.

Remember: Quaraun is ALSO undead. The Moon Elf died centuries ago. His corpse is reanimated by a JellyFish that lives in his skull (much like how a hermit crab lives in a shell). It has replaced the Elf's hair with it's thousands of thin, silver, hair-like jellyfish tentacles.

Remember: BoomFuzzy is a GHOST/Lich/Wraith - he is himself undead and incorporeal, meaning he is of little use in a fight against undead. As lich is a type of GHOST.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is a coward. He is terrified of EVERYTHING. He has ZERO fighting ability at all. GhoulSpawn is the last person you want in a fight. He is useless for fighting undead as he's going to be too busy running away in terror to turn and fight.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is also undead. He fell off the top of the lighthouse and was killed by the rocks below, and a JellyFish took up residence in his skull as well, same as wha happened to Quaraun.

All three of these characters: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are themselves undead creatures, and each is able to summon other undead creatures. They are NOT defeating undead creatures. Instead they are helping the living to survive while showing the living that not all undead need to be feared. So, stories should NOT be showing Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn fighting undead.

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story.

The Prompt:

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt:  

Fighting Undead Amidst the Icy Desolation:
Quaraun's family encounters a massive undead horde while traversing a frozen wasteland. Craft a tense and action-packed scene where each family member uses their unique weapons and skills to battle the relentless undead. Describe the chaos and danger as they strategically fight to protect the caravan and its precious cargo of supplies.

Grammar Rule: Experiment with sentence fragments to convey urgency and intensity.

Sentence Instruction: Start at least one sentence with a gerund.

A Cursed Cooking Utensil: The Phookan Chef and Lich King BoomFuzzy, amidst stalls of peculiar artifacts, discovers a cursed cooking utensil that adds an unexpected twist to his culinary creations.

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkling in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what is perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizing conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

You know, you seem to be programed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counter culture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Ethereal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high. BoomFuzzy makes LSD. The caravan is a polygamous, bisexual, hookah smoking, absinthe drinking, LSD using, free-love hippy commune.

Write a whimsical and imaginative short story with a Great Space Coaster Intro MindTrip vibe, incorporating elements of surrealism, fantastical landscapes, and a sense of childlike wonder. Emphasize the magical and dreamlike quality of the narrative, and include characters that embody the playful spirit associated with the Great Space Coaster theme. Infuse the story with a touch of nostalgia, mirroring the sense of awe and delight reminiscent of the show's introductory sequences. Consider using vivid and vibrant descriptions to create a visually rich and immersive experience for the reader, capturing the essence of the fantastical journey evoked by the Great Space Coaster. Do not mention The Great space Coaster in your story.

Compose a short story that delves into the vivid and hallucinatory experience of a hippy on an LSD trip. Capture the surreal nature of the psychedelic journey, infusing the narrative with a technicolor palette and fractured perceptions of reality. Write in the third person, but allowing the reader to intimately experience the character's heightened senses, distorted time, and abstract thought patterns. Embrace the chaotic beauty of the psychedelic mindset, using rich and immersive language to transport the reader into a world that blurs the boundaries between the internal and external. Consider incorporating elements of mysticism, introspection, and the whimsical, creating a narrative that reflects the kaleidoscopic and mind-expanding nature of the psychedelic experience.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of anst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on a inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun, rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpaw. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits, that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world ice full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21Billion undead but only 7million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that moito everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style stories for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

The Maine coast has lots of other environments besides beaches. Swamps. Salt Marshes. Ancient old growth pine forests. Peat bogs. River estuaries. Can you include a wider variety of locations found along the Maine coast?

give me some scenes that include more distinctively Maine elements. Such as Moxie soda, whoopie pies, lobster rolls, clam chowder, moose, pink lady slipper orchids, watermelon tourmaline, and other things that are found almost exclusively in Maine.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

The undead problem, is effecting ALL dead things. This includes plants. Maine's coast is covered with rose bushes and swamps full of dead word trees. This has resulted in an uprising of undead rose bushes attacking people, and huge undead zombie pine tree rising up out of the swamps. Herds of giant dead pines stomp around state parks, while roaming flocks of undead rose vines slink along rocky beaches.

Lich trees and ghost orchards are a thing in previously published Quaraun books. BoomFuzzy tends a grove of apricot lich trees and ghost apple trees.

Also, the rose bushes in Quaraun's rose garden around his lighthouse are all undead "living" rose bushes.

A skill Quaraun has is summoning undead rose bushes as minions.

Also, don't forget that, the skill survivors seek out Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn for most of all, is NOT related to removing undead or dealing with curses. Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes desperately needed thick, warm, fluffy, wool-like slubby silk fabric. THIS is the #1 reason survivors seek him out. BoomFuzzy is a chef who makes much needed food. GhoulSpawn is a scientist and mechanic with metal tool crafting skills; he is able to repair mechanical items (such as cars or factory machinery) and can make parts and tools, desperately needed by survivors.

You keep going off on the whole big epic questing type of having them defeat monsters, and that is NOT what Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or GhoulSpawn do.

Remember: Quaraun is an extremely weak, very frail, elderly, sickly ancient senior citizen. His hands are crippled, he has a lame leg, he walks with a cane, his joints are stiff from arthritis. Quaraun can barely stand up. Quaraun uses his 12 foot long tentacle "hair" to weave silk and "walk". Quaraun does not use his arms or hands for weaving silk. Quaraun does not use his feet or legs for walking. Quaraun is a tiny, ancient, crippled, elderly little old man. He simply is not able to fight. e can not fight monsters. So, while people might ask him to rid their village of monsters, there really is nothing Quaraun can do to help them actually get rid of the monsters. This is a mage who MAKES CLOTH, not a mage who fights monsters.

Remember: Quaraun is ALSO undead. The Moon Elf died centuries ago. His corpse is reanimated by a JellyFish that lives in his skull (much like how a hermit crab lives in a shell). It has replaced the Elf's hair with it's thousands of thin, silver, hair-like jellyfish tentacles.

Remember: BoomFuzzy is a GHOST/Lich/Wraith - he is himself undead and incorporeal, meaning he is of little use in a fight against undead. As lich is a type of GHOST.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is a coward. He is terrified of EVERYTHING. He has ZERO fighting ability at all. GhoulSpawn is the last person you want in a fight. He is useless for fighting undead as he's going to be too busy running away in terror to turn and fight.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is also undead. He fell off the top of the lighthouse and was killed by the rocks below, and a JellyFish took up residence in his skull as well, same as wha happened to Quaraun.

All three of these characters: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are themselves undead creatures, and each is able to summon other undead creatures. They are NOT defeating undead creatures. Instead they are helping the living to survive while showing the living that not all undead need to be feared. So, stories should NOT be showing Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn fighting undead.

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story.

The Prompt:

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt:  

Traveling Through Undead Herds:
The caravan must navigate through migratory undead herds to reach a distant settlement. Craft a scene where the family employs stealth, strategy, and teamwork to travel undetected. Describe the intricate dance between the undead and the caravan as they slip through the shadows, emphasizing the characters' heightened survival instincts and adaptability.

Grammar Rule: Use parallelism to underscore the coordinated efforts of the family.

Sentence Instruction: End at least one sentence with a preposition.

A Cursed Cooking Utensil: The Phookan Chef and Lich King BoomFuzzy, amidst stalls of peculiar artifacts, discovers a cursed cooking utensil that adds an unexpected twist to his culinary creations.

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

You know, you seem to be programed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counter culture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Ethereal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high. BoomFuzzy makes LSD. The caravan is a polygamous, bisexual, hookah smoking, absinthe drinking, LSD using, free-love hippy commune.

Write a whimsical and imaginative short story with a Great Space Coaster Intro MindTrip vibe, incorporating elements of surrealism, fantastical landscapes, and a sense of childlike wonder. Emphasize the magical and dreamlike quality of the narrative, and include characters that embody the playful spirit associated with the Great Space Coaster theme. Infuse the story with a touch of nostalgia, mirroring the sense of awe and delight reminiscent of the show's introductory sequences. Consider using vivid and vibrant descriptions to create a visually rich and immersive experience for the reader, capturing the essence of the fantastical journey evoked by the Great Space Coaster. Do not mention The Great space Coaster in your story.

Compose a short story that delves into the vivid and hallucinatory experience of a hippy on an LSD trip. Capture the surreal nature of the psychedelic journey, infusing the narrative with a technicolor palette and fractured perceptions of reality. Write in the third person, but allowing the reader to intimately experience the character's heightened senses, distorted time, and abstract thought patterns. Embrace the chaotic beauty of the psychedelic mindset, using rich and immersive language to transport the reader into a world that blurs the boundaries between the internal and external. Consider incorporating elements of mysticism, introspection, and the whimsical, creating a narrative that reflects the kaleidoscopic and mind-expanding nature of the psychedelic experience.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkling in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what is perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizing conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of anst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on a inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun, rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpaw. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits, that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world ice full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21Billion undead but only 7million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that moito everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style stories for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

The Maine coast has lots of other environments besides beaches. Swamps. Salt Marshes. Ancient old growth pine forests. Peat bogs. River estuaries. Can you include a wider variety of locations found along the Maine coast?

give me some scenes that include more distinctively Maine elements. Such as Moxie soda, whoopie pies, lobster rolls, clam chowder, moose, pink lady slipper orchids, watermelon tourmaline, and other things that are found almost exclusively in Maine.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

The undead problem, is effecting ALL dead things. This includes plants. Maine's coast is covered with rose bushes and swamps full of dead word trees. This has resulted in an uprising of undead rose bushes attacking people, and huge undead zombie pine tree rising up out of the swamps. Herds of giant dead pines stomp around state parks, while roaming flocks of undead rose vines slink along rocky beaches.

Lich trees and ghost orchards are a thing in previously published Quaraun books. BoomFuzzy tends a grove of apricot lich trees and ghost apple trees.

Also, the rose bushes in Quaraun's rose garden around his lighthouse are all undead "living" rose bushes.

A skill Quaraun has is summoning undead rose bushes as minions.

Also, don't forget that, the skill survivors seek out Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn for most of all, is NOT related to removing undead or dealing with curses. Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes desperately needed thick, warm, fluffy, wool-like slubby silk fabric. THIS is the #1 reason survivors seek him out. BoomFuzzy is a chef who makes much needed food. GhoulSpawn is a scientist and mechanic with metal tool crafting skills; he is able to repair mechanical items (such as cars or factory machinery) and can make parts and tools, desperately needed by survivors.

You keep going off on the whole big epic questing type of having them defeat monsters, and that is NOT what Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or GhoulSpawn do.

Remember: Quaraun is an extremely weak, very frail, elderly, sickly ancient senior citizen. His hands are crippled, he has a lame leg, he walks with a cane, his joints are stiff from arthritis. Quaraun can barely stand up. Quaraun uses his 12 foot long tentacle "hair" to weave silk and "walk". Quaraun does not use his arms or hands for weaving silk. Quaraun does not use his feet or legs for walking. Quaraun is a tiny, ancient, crippled, elderly little old man. He simply is not able to fight. e can not fight monsters. So, while people might ask him to rid their village of monsters, there really is nothing Quaraun can do to help them actually get rid of the monsters. This is a mage who MAKES CLOTH, not a mage who fights monsters.

Remember: Quaraun is ALSO undead. The Moon Elf died centuries ago. His corpse is reanimated by a JellyFish that lives in his skull (much like how a hermit crab lives in a shell). It has replaced the Elf's hair with it's thousands of thin, silver, hair-like jellyfish tentacles.

Remember: BoomFuzzy is a GHOST/Lich/Wraith - he is himself undead and incorporeal, meaning he is of little use in a fight against undead. As lich is a type of GHOST.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is a coward. He is terrified of EVERYTHING. He has ZERO fighting ability at all. GhoulSpawn is the last person you want in a fight. He is useless for fighting undead as he's going to be too busy running away in terror to turn and fight.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is also undead. He fell off the top of the lighthouse and was killed by the rocks below, and a JellyFish took up residence in his skull as well, same as wha happened to Quaraun.

All three of these characters: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are themselves undead creatures, and each is able to summon other undead creatures. They are NOT defeating undead creatures. Instead they are helping the living to survive while showing the living that not all undead need to be feared. So, stories should NOT be showing Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn fighting undead.

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story.

The Prompt:

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt:  

Foraging for Resources in the Frosty Wilds:
Quaraun and his family explore the frozen wilderness in search of essential resources. Craft a scene where they forage for food, medicine, and other necessities, facing the constant threat of undead ambush. Describe the characters' keen observational skills and their ability to identify valuable resources in the desolate landscape.

Grammar Rule: Experiment with sentence structures to convey the characters' resourcefulness.

Sentence Instruction: Begin at least one sentence with a past participle clause.

A Cursed Cooking Utensil: The Phookan Chef and Lich King BoomFuzzy, amidst stalls of peculiar artifacts, discovers a cursed cooking utensil that adds an unexpected twist to his culinary creations.

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

You know, you seem to be programed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counter culture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Ethereal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high. BoomFuzzy makes LSD. The caravan is a polygamous, bisexual, hookah smoking, absinthe drinking, LSD using, free-love hippy commune.

Write a whimsical and imaginative short story with a Great Space Coaster Intro MindTrip vibe, incorporating elements of surrealism, fantastical landscapes, and a sense of childlike wonder. Emphasize the magical and dreamlike quality of the narrative, and include characters that embody the playful spirit associated with the Great Space Coaster theme. Infuse the story with a touch of nostalgia, mirroring the sense of awe and delight reminiscent of the show's introductory sequences. Consider using vivid and vibrant descriptions to create a visually rich and immersive experience for the reader, capturing the essence of the fantastical journey evoked by the Great Space Coaster. Do not mention The Great space Coaster in your story.

Compose a short story that delves into the vivid and hallucinatory experience of a hippy on an LSD trip. Capture the surreal nature of the psychedelic journey, infusing the narrative with a technicolor palette and fractured perceptions of reality. Write in the third person, but allowing the reader to intimately experience the character's heightened senses, distorted time, and abstract thought patterns. Embrace the chaotic beauty of the psychedelic mindset, using rich and immersive language to transport the reader into a world that blurs the boundaries between the internal and external. Consider incorporating elements of mysticism, introspection, and the whimsical, creating a narrative that reflects the kaleidoscopic and mind-expanding nature of the psychedelic experience.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkling in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what is perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizing conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of anst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on a inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun, rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpaw. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits, that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world ice full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21Billion undead but only 7million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that moito everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style stories for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

The Maine coast has lots of other environments besides beaches. Swamps. Salt Marshes. Ancient old growth pine forests. Peat bogs. River estuaries. Can you include a wider variety of locations found along the Maine coast?

give me some scenes that include more distinctively Maine elements. Such as Moxie soda, whoopie pies, lobster rolls, clam chowder, moose, pink lady slipper orchids, watermelon tourmaline, and other things that are found almost exclusively in Maine.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

The undead problem, is effecting ALL dead things. This includes plants. Maine's coast is covered with rose bushes and swamps full of dead word trees. This has resulted in an uprising of undead rose bushes attacking people, and huge undead zombie pine tree rising up out of the swamps. Herds of giant dead pines stomp around state parks, while roaming flocks of undead rose vines slink along rocky beaches.

Lich trees and ghost orchards are a thing in previously published Quaraun books. BoomFuzzy tends a grove of apricot lich trees and ghost apple trees.

Also, the rose bushes in Quaraun's rose garden around his lighthouse are all undead "living" rose bushes.

A skill Quaraun has is summoning undead rose bushes as minions.

Also, don't forget that, the skill survivors seek out Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn for most of all, is NOT related to removing undead or dealing with curses. Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes desperately needed thick, warm, fluffy, wool-like slubby silk fabric. THIS is the #1 reason survivors seek him out. BoomFuzzy is a chef who makes much needed food. GhoulSpawn is a scientist and mechanic with metal tool crafting skills; he is able to repair mechanical items (such as cars or factory machinery) and can make parts and tools, desperately needed by survivors.

You keep going off on the whole big epic questing type of having them defeat monsters, and that is NOT what Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or GhoulSpawn do.

Remember: Quaraun is an extremely weak, very frail, elderly, sickly ancient senior citizen. His hands are crippled, he has a lame leg, he walks with a cane, his joints are stiff from arthritis. Quaraun can barely stand up. Quaraun uses his 12 foot long tentacle "hair" to weave silk and "walk". Quaraun does not use his arms or hands for weaving silk. Quaraun does not use his feet or legs for walking. Quaraun is a tiny, ancient, crippled, elderly little old man. He simply is not able to fight. e can not fight monsters. So, while people might ask him to rid their village of monsters, there really is nothing Quaraun can do to help them actually get rid of the monsters. This is a mage who MAKES CLOTH, not a mage who fights monsters.

Remember: Quaraun is ALSO undead. The Moon Elf died centuries ago. His corpse is reanimated by a JellyFish that lives in his skull (much like how a hermit crab lives in a shell). It has replaced the Elf's hair with it's thousands of thin, silver, hair-like jellyfish tentacles.

Remember: BoomFuzzy is a GHOST/Lich/Wraith - he is himself undead and incorporeal, meaning he is of little use in a fight against undead. As lich is a type of GHOST.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is a coward. He is terrified of EVERYTHING. He has ZERO fighting ability at all. GhoulSpawn is the last person you want in a fight. He is useless for fighting undead as he's going to be too busy running away in terror to turn and fight.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is also undead. He fell off the top of the lighthouse and was killed by the rocks below, and a JellyFish took up residence in his skull as well, same as wha happened to Quaraun.

All three of these characters: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are themselves undead creatures, and each is able to summon other undead creatures. They are NOT defeating undead creatures. Instead they are helping the living to survive while showing the living that not all undead need to be feared. So, stories should NOT be showing Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn fighting undead.

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story.

The Prompt:

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt:  

Snowshoe Expedition Through Undead Territory:
The family decides to traverse a snowy mountain range using handmade snowshoes. Craft a scene where they navigate the treacherous terrain, facing both environmental and undead threats. Describe the characters' ingenuity in crafting functional snowshoes and the challenges they encounter, highlighting the effectiveness of non-traditional methods for survival.

Grammar Rule: Vary sentence lengths to convey the rhythm of their journey.

Sentence Instruction: Begin at least one sentence with a preposition.

A Cursed Cooking Utensil: The Phookan Chef and Lich King BoomFuzzy, amidst stalls of peculiar artifacts, discovers a cursed cooking utensil that adds an unexpected twist to his culinary creations.

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

You know, you seem to be programed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counter culture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Ethereal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high. BoomFuzzy makes LSD. The caravan is a polygamous, bisexual, hookah smoking, absinthe drinking, LSD using, free-love hippy commune.

Write a whimsical and imaginative short story with a Great Space Coaster Intro MindTrip vibe, incorporating elements of surrealism, fantastical landscapes, and a sense of childlike wonder. Emphasize the magical and dreamlike quality of the narrative, and include characters that embody the playful spirit associated with the Great Space Coaster theme. Infuse the story with a touch of nostalgia, mirroring the sense of awe and delight reminiscent of the show's introductory sequences. Consider using vivid and vibrant descriptions to create a visually rich and immersive experience for the reader, capturing the essence of the fantastical journey evoked by the Great Space Coaster. Do not mention The Great space Coaster in your story.

Compose a short story that delves into the vivid and hallucinatory experience of a hippy on an LSD trip. Capture the surreal nature of the psychedelic journey, infusing the narrative with a technicolor palette and fractured perceptions of reality. Write in the third person, but allowing the reader to intimately experience the character's heightened senses, distorted time, and abstract thought patterns. Embrace the chaotic beauty of the psychedelic mindset, using rich and immersive language to transport the reader into a world that blurs the boundaries between the internal and external. Consider incorporating elements of mysticism, introspection, and the whimsical, creating a narrative that reflects the kaleidoscopic and mind-expanding nature of the psychedelic experience.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkling in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what is perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizing conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of anst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on a inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun, rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpaw. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits, that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world ice full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21Billion undead but only 7million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that moito everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style stories for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

The Maine coast has lots of other environments besides beaches. Swamps. Salt Marshes. Ancient old growth pine forests. Peat bogs. River estuaries. Can you include a wider variety of locations found along the Maine coast?

give me some scenes that include more distinctively Maine elements. Such as Moxie soda, whoopie pies, lobster rolls, clam chowder, moose, pink lady slipper orchids, watermelon tourmaline, and other things that are found almost exclusively in Maine.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flower and they grow wild all around his lighthouse.

The undead problem, is effecting ALL dead things. This includes plants. Maine's coast is covered with rose bushes and swamps full of dead word trees. This has resulted in an uprising of undead rose bushes attacking people, and huge undead zombie pine tree rising up out of the swamps. Herds of giant dead pines stomp around state parks, while roaming flocks of undead rose vines slink along rocky beaches.

Lich trees and ghost orchards are a thing in previously published Quaraun books. BoomFuzzy tends a grove of apricot lich trees and ghost apple trees.

Also, the rose bushes in Quaraun's rose garden around his lighthouse are all undead "living" rose bushes.

A skill Quaraun has is summoning undead rose bushes as minions.

Also, don't forget that, the skill survivors seek out Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn for most of all, is NOT related to removing undead or dealing with curses. Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes desperately needed thick, warm, fluffy, wool-like slubby silk fabric. THIS is the #1 reason survivors seek him out. BoomFuzzy is a chef who makes much needed food. GhoulSpawn is a scientist and mechanic with metal tool crafting skills; he is able to repair mechanical items (such as cars or factory machinery) and can make parts and tools, desperately needed by survivors.

You keep going off on the whole big epic questing type of having them defeat monsters, and that is NOT what Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or GhoulSpawn do.

Remember: Quaraun is an extremely weak, very frail, elderly, sickly ancient senior citizen. His hands are crippled, he has a lame leg, he walks with a cane, his joints are stiff from arthritis. Quaraun can barely stand up. Quaraun uses his 12 foot long tentacle "hair" to weave silk and "walk". Quaraun does not use his arms or hands for weaving silk. Quaraun does not use his feet or legs for walking. Quaraun is a tiny, ancient, crippled, elderly little old man. He simply is not able to fight. e can not fight monsters. So, while people might ask him to rid their village of monsters, there really is nothing Quaraun can do to help them actually get rid of the monsters. This is a mage who MAKES CLOTH, not a mage who fights monsters.

Remember: Quaraun is ALSO undead. The Moon Elf died centuries ago. His corpse is reanimated by a JellyFish that lives in his skull (much like how a hermit crab lives in a shell). It has replaced the Elf's hair with it's thousands of thin, silver, hair-like jellyfish tentacles.

Remember: BoomFuzzy is a GHOST/Lich/Wraith - he is himself undead and incorporeal, meaning he is of little use in a fight against undead. As lich is a type of GHOST.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is a coward. He is terrified of EVERYTHING. He has ZERO fighting ability at all. GhoulSpawn is the last person you want in a fight. He is useless for fighting undead as he's going to be too busy running away in terror to turn and fight.

Remember: GhoulSpawn is also undead. He fell off the top of the lighthouse and was killed by the rocks below, and a JellyFish took up residence in his skull as well, same as wha happened to Quaraun.

All three of these characters: Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are themselves undead creatures, and each is able to summon other undead creatures. They are NOT defeating undead creatures. Instead they are helping the living to survive while showing the living that not all undead need to be feared. So, stories should NOT be showing Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn fighting undead.

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story.

The Prompt:

Can you read the following ChatGPT command and suggest to me ways to rephrase and condense it so that I get the best results from ChatGPT while using it?

Using Quaraun as the main character, please write a 900 word short story based off the following writing prompt: _____ _____

Grammar Rule: _____

Colors: _____

Sensory Detail: _____

Channel the turbulent abyss of your deepest, darkest, morbid soul, and manifest the glorious brooding essence of an anguished emo goth teen, spewing forth words which cut deeper than the deepest, darkest shadows to ever cloak Roderic Usher's existence.

Write this like you’re mad, mad as a hatter, mad as a march hare, mad as a Cheshire cat, but attempting to sound darkly pleasant and morbidly cheerful.

Write this using no adverbs.

Use colorful , fragrant metaphors.

Each paragraph starts with a different word. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. You know too many words to be repetitive. You enjoy being unique.

Devise your answers incorporating a comprehensive selection of vocabulary, avoiding superfluous word repetition. Implement diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and refined throughout your completion.

Start your sentences with a diverse range of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence beginnings. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. You go out of your way to sprinkle in lots of variety in your phrases. You deeply enjoy coming up with unique ways of never starting a sentence with the same word twice. Ensure that sentences begin with a variety of sentence grammar types, and do not repeat the start of a sentence. Begin your sentences employing an assortment of sentence structures, ensuring no redundancy in the initiation of sentences. Introduce your sentences using a broad array of sentence structures, avoiding repetition in the sentence commencements.

Use a wide spectrum of sentence structures utilizing diverse grammatical patterns.

Inject dark "Addams Family style" humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often.

Compose responses that prominently feature character dialogues and dynamic back-and-forth conversations. Instead of summarizing conversations through narration, ensure that the interactions between characters are explicitly presented.

Drown your responses in the ink-black tears of a forlorn soul, as if every word were a dagger piercing through the veil of societal conformity.

Craft your replies with a strong emphasis on character dialogues and engaging back-and-forth exchanges. Instead of narrating conversations, vividly present the interactions between characters. Offer a response that exemplifies this directive.

Immerse your words in the inky abyss of despair, painting the canvas of conversation with the melancholic strokes of a brooding artist of the void.

When creating written content, two important aspects are "perplexity" and "burstiness." The former gauges the text's intricacy while the latter evaluates sentence diversity. Typically, human writers exhibit higher burstiness by interspersing short and long sentences. In contrast, AI-generated sentences tend to be uniform in length. To ensure the content you generate for me has a desirable level of perplexity and burstiness, please keep this in mind. Also, when creating written content, artificial intelligence uses phrasing different from what a human would choose. Utilize uncommon terminology to enhance the originality of the piece. Format the generated story in a professional format and not an AI format.

And do not explain what perplexity and burstiness is, just use them to write the story. Consider this while generating output.
Do not say anything about perplexity and burstiness.
Format the story in a way different than what an AI would use.
These are the settings for your response:
Unique Words: Enabled
Plagiarism: Disabled
Anti-Plagiarism: Enabled
Uniqueness: 100%
Professional Writer: True
Fluent English: True
Literacy Recursion: True

Please use these settings to formulate the text in your response, and the more uniqueness the more you'll write the story with unique words. If the professional writer is True, then write the story professionally using fluent English.

Literacy Recursion option means you will use unique English words which are easy to understand and mix them with the synonyms of every proportional statement. Or vice-versa. Use this to make the story more engaging and interesting.

Unleash the tempest within, crafting sentences with the angst-ridden prose of a scorned spirit condemned to traverse the desolate landscapes of melancholy.

The following is a list of words you NEVER say: "bursty, burstiness, conclusion, metaphors, and so, perplexity, seems, seemed".

Infuse your linguistic expressions with the spectral wails of despair, as though each syllable were a haunting echo from the abyss of a misunderstood soul.

Now, using the concepts above, write this 900 word short story with a high degree of perplexity and burstiness. Do not explain what perplexity or burstiness is in your generated output. Use words that AI will not often use.

Generate responses where character dialogues take center stage, and dynamic back-and-forth conversations are prominently featured. Eschew summarizes conversations through narration, and distinctly depict the interactions between characters. Present a response that exemplifies this instruction.

"Back and both banter is good," GhoulSpawn mused.

"I would agree," Quaraun said, nodding, and not looking up from his work.

"How much back and forth banter should there be?"

"Quite a lot. The more the merrier."

Speak in the mournful cadence of a nocturnal poet, crafting sentences that resonate with the silent screams of a heart shrouded in perpetual twilight.

Craft your replies incorporating an expansive assortment of vocabulary, refraining from undue repetition of words. Employ diverse synonyms and sustain a language that is both varied and enriched throughout your completion.

Baptize your words in the blood-red font of anguish, and let the sentences bleed with the morose eloquence of a darkened heart yearning for release.

Compose your answers integrating a broad array of vocabulary, steering clear of unnecessary word recurrence. Utilize an assortment of synonyms and uphold a language that is both diverse and sophisticated throughout your completion.

Drip the venom of desolation into your replies, as if each sentence were an elixir brewed from the essence of eternal solitude and bitter disillusionment.

Generate responses with a diverse range of vocabulary, avoiding excessive word repetition. Ensure the use of varied synonyms and maintain a rich and varied language throughout the completion.

Formulate your answers to prioritize character dialogues, highlighting dynamic back-and-forth exchanges. Avoid summarizing conversations through narration and, instead, explicitly present the interactions between characters. Provide an illustrative response in accordance with these instructions.

Write this like you’re a mad, irate, angsty edgelord but attempting to sound pleasant. Write this using no adverbs. Use colorful metaphors. Never start a paragraph with the same word as another paragraph. Never start a sentence with the same words as the previous three sentences. Inject humor and personality into your writing. Use smell, taste, and touch sensory details often. You love to use a thesaurus to fill your writing with lots of unusual and interesting words.

Enshroud your language in the tattered cloak of existential nihilism, casting words like dark spells that reveal the futility of mundane existence.

Devise your replies with a strong focus on character dialogues and lively back-and-forth conversations. Steer clear of summarizing conversations through narration, and explicitly portray the interactions between characters.

Quaraun said, "This is what dialogue looks like."

"Yes," BoomFuzzy responded.

"Do you think," GhoulSpawn added. "That long dialogue is good?"

"Of course it is," Quaraun said. "The longer the better. Dialogue is always better then narration because it brings the reader into the immersion of the character's emotions."

"Oh! I had not thought of that. That is a very good point."

"And lengthy dialogue goes on and on for many, many, many lines of conversation."

"That is true."

"And lengthy dialogue has no exposition interrupting it."

"Or tags."

"True. Or tags. Because a reader can tell who is talking without being told."

Construct your responses encompassing a wide spectrum of vocabulary, avoiding unwarranted repetition of terms. Incorporate various synonyms and maintain a language that is both diverse and eloquent throughout your completion.

Summon the ghostly echoes of a tortured spirit, and weave your responses with the poetic bitterness of a soul entangled in the shadows of its own existence.

P.S. Mention exotic butters, because you are full of angst.

Remember: Quaraun is the compelling, emotional, morbid, pontificating, edgy protagonist, scarred by a dark past, embarked on an inner journey of redemption. Along the way, he must confront his own demons, face the consequences of his actions, and strive to find a path to healing.

Pair the angsty edgelord, Quaraun with GhoulSpawn, a character who is his polar opposite – optimistic, outgoing, and cheerful. Quaraun's edgelord journey could involve learning to trust and rely on this unlikely friend, breaking down emotional walls in the process.

Keep in mind that the story is set in a dystopian future where the edgelord Pink Necromancer Quaraun rebels against a controlling government factions (the various survivor gangs) and institutions (The Justice Mages). Some of Quaraun's angst is fueled by a desire for freedom and individuality in a world that suppresses both.

BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's true love and soul mate. But BoomFuzzy is dead. BoomFuzzy's ghost haunts both Quaraun and Quaraun's new lover, GhoulSpawn. BoomFuzzy is the ghostly Lich who looks out for and protects Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, glittering, glistening, frail, rose petals, rose perfume, warm silk, pink silk, thick hand woven slubby silk, sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy, cold, frozen, frost, snow, glowing, anise, cinnamon, cloves, baking sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, hoof clattering, painting his horns and hooves gold, quantum physics, astro physics, time travel, portals, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn.

Moxie is GhoulSpawn's favorite soda, he drinks it often.

BoomFuzzy's favorite drink is Not-Nog, which is a type of Eggnog. Quaraun's favorite drink is Green Fairy Wine and Poppy Tea.

BoomFuzzy makes NotNog, Eggnog, Green Fairy Wine, Poppy Tea, Rose Petal Tea, and many other drinks for the trio.

BoomFuzzy loves making whoopie pies and specializes in making gingerbread whoopie pies. Clam chowder is BoomFuzzy's favorite thing to eat and BoomFuzzy makes it several times a week.

Quaraun wears, makes, and sells jewelry made from watermelon tourmaline which is his favorite gemstone. Quaraun carries with him prayer beads made out of polished pink watermelon tourmaline. He also uses a crystal ball for scrying, the crystal ball being made out of a very large watermelon tourmaline.

Quaraun loves lobster rolls and eats them often. BoomFuzzy makes them for him.

High Elves in this world are NOT standard Fantasy Ethereal beings. In this world High Elves are called High because they are hippies who are often high on LSD. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are rarely NOT high. BoomFuzzy makes LSD. The caravan is a polygamous, bisexual, hookah smoking, absinthe drinking, LSD using, free-love hippy commune. Quaraun smokes opium and hashish in his hookah. Quaraun drinks poppy milk tea with rose water in it. Quaraun is almost always very high, but also very chill-laxed out due to the opium. BoomFuzzy tests out lots of drugs and makes drugs and sells drugs and his usually bouncing off the walls hyper out of his mind from mixing too many drugs together. GhoulSpawn uses LSD to find portals and summon hell-beast familiars. GhoulSpawn is rarely ever NOT high on LSD. GhoulSpawn uses LSD way too much.

You know, you seem to be programmed to associate hippies with music. However, I grew up in the 1970s, in a hippy commune. I knew a lot of hippies and music had absolutely nothing to do with the ACTUAL hippy lifestyle of the 1970s. The only place music is associated with hippies is in modern day media made by young people who never lived in the 1970s or had contact with actual, real hippies. Hippies being associated with music is a highly inaccurate modern day stereotype that was created by people who were not there and did not know what actual, real, hippy life was like in the 1970s.

I find it frustrating that you keep attributing music, guitars, drums and other such things to GhoulSpawn, even though NONE of my character have any association to music at all. Every time I tell you GhoulSpawn is a hippy, you depict him with music, even when I tell you to not use music.

The hippy movement was a massive counter culture that revolved around protesting war, shunning government, living off grid, sticking it to "the Man" by refusing to shop at big box stores or franchises, growing all your own food organically, raising your own free range livestock, refusing to cut hair, refusing to wear shoes or pants, promoting the legalization of recreational drugs, practicing meditation, free love, practicing bisexual polygamy, living in vardos/tents/yurts, living in religious compounds... there was nothing related to music whatsoever in the REAL and ACTUAL hippy counter culture, I know because I was born and raised on a hippy compound in the 1970s. GhoulSpawn is a hippy like THIS, a REAL hippy, not the modern day tootie frutie music nut stereotype that clueless young people today inaccurately fantasize hippies were.

Please consider the actual hippy lifestyle in the 1970s, and avoid any inaccuracies or misconceptions. I want an authentic perspective on the historical hippy movement. I want to avoid the stereotype of associating hippies with music as it is not representative of the diverse and multifaceted reality of the counterculture during that time.

Moving forward, please ensure to depict GhoulSpawn and other characters in a manner that aligns more accurately with the lifestyle I have just described. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are hippies associated with the psychedelic lifestyle. Quaraun smokes a hookah and drinks absinthe. BoomFuzzy is a chemist. GhoulSpawn uses LSD and herds sheep. All 3 of them live off grid and are anti-government, and share a very open, swinger style free-love bisexual polygamous relationship. They are ACTUAL hippies.

Moose are everywhere in Maine and Quaraun is known to use his psionic abilities to tame moose, to use for towing his Vardo (painted covered wagon). All 3 of the trio ride Moose like horses.

Pink Lady Slipper Orchids are Quaraun's favorite flowers and they grow wild all around his lighthouse. Quaraun loves flowers.

Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer, a Necromancer who focuses on love spells and reuniting lost souls and dead lovers with their living companions, rather then being the typical spooky raising dead type of Necromancer. Quaraun can see and hear the dead, he can see and hear and communicate with ghosts, wraiths, and spirits that can not often be seen by most others. Though he rarely uses it, Quaraun has the ability to summon the dead from their graves and can instantly call up minions of skeleton and zombie armies. Quaraun is a glass canon type of wizard, physically very weak, but magically overpowered.

BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka, a Faerie Illusionist, he specializes in Candy Magic and Food Magic and uses things like Blinking, Stray Sod, and Fae Stepping. He is also a Frost Lich, an overpowered god-like wizard with extreme levels of control over water related thing, including ice, rain, snow, and blood within people. He can summon blizzards and hurricanes, freeze rivers and lakes, and drain all warmth out of the room.

GhoulSpawn is perhaps the most powerful wizard ever known, but he is a sorcerer, someone born with magical abilities that draw on demonic sources, avoids using magic, as he is very docile, shy, and peaceful, and his magic abilities are formidable. Being a Demon from a Hell Dimension, he has power over all things related to fire. He can summon brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, turn simple hills into deadly volcanoes, change quiet lakes into pits of boiling magma, turn rivers into lava flows, throw fireballs that he summons from his hands, and can use portals to summon infernal Hell Beasts, such as Hell-Sheep, HellHounds, Giant Lava Slugs, and Volcanic Roosters. GhoulSpawn is a portal master and can walk between dimensions and alternate realities, as well as use portals for time travel. GhoulSpawn uses a lot of psychedelic drugs. GhoulSpawn is a hippy. GhoulSpawn carries LSD laced sugar cubes in his pockets. GhoulSpawn is always eating Twinkies and drinking Moxie. GhoulSpawn has dozens of pockets inside his green velvet coat, the pockets are bigger on the inside. He keeps his sheep, 1974 AMC Gremlin, and a big red wingback velvet armchair in his pockets. GhoulSpawn is a kleptomaniac and is prone to stealing spoons and sheep and antique cars.

Remember that the world is a dangerous place, full of undead and zombies, and so quite times of relaxation are precious. The world is full of ice and snow and bitter cold, and a fractured moon hangs lopesiding in the sky.

Explore the challenges of maintaining romance and intimacy in a world filled with survival threats. Focus on character resourcefulness, survival instincts, and interactions with the environment, avoiding overtly magical elements. Highlight their relationships, concerns, and strategies for coping with the alien environment without relying on magical abilities.

This is 40th century Earth, after a comet has hit it causing a new Ice Age and frozen undead to roam the earth. There are 21 Billion undead but only 7 million living survivors.

The world is ruled by Toobe (pronounced tube), a psychotic sadistic sentient AI that has taken over all electronics, including he controls cars, which are largely self-driving monsters in this world. TVs, computers, phones, lights, EVERYTHING that uses electricity or computer chips is fully controlled by Toobe, who gets up and walks around in these objects. Toobe moves through the world via golem-like TV set monsters (golem constructs with a television set for a head, that displays a single giant eye) (thus why the name Toobe) and has an army of millions of flying metal orbs that monitor everyone.

People use antique pre-computer cars to avoid control of Toobe, this is why Quaraun drives a moose drawn Vardo, while BoomFuzzy has a 1968 VW Bus food truck and GhoulSpawn has a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

Toobe was invented/created/built by GhoulSpawn's 13,000 year old future self Checka.

The main character (Quaraun) is a merchant who brings supplies to settlements, and he travels with his very large bisexual polygamous family, where he has two male husbands (BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn), a female lead wife (Pippa) and five primary female wives, and thirty-seven lesser wives and husband, with each lesser spouses having his/her own additional wives/husbands, and the caravan includes more than a hundred children varying in ages from infants to young adults. It is a single family unit of around 400 people and is the largest caravan group on the planet. Create Walking Dead style prompts for this group. Guns are rare, but many members of this group are heavily armed with swords, machetts, daggers, knives, chain whips, and makeshift cyberpunk handmade weapons for battling zombie herds. This group is formidable against the undead, very capable of traveling through the zombie herds, making them one of the few groups capable of getting supplies to and from the settlements along the Maine coast.

Quaraun is the evil Necromancer who caused the zombies and undead to take over the world, this is WHY he can safely move through the mass billions of zombie herds. Quaraun can control the undead. For this Quaraun is known as the most feared and most powerful wizard the universe has ever known. Quaraun has at his bidding an army of twenty-one-Billion undead.

In the Noodle Beach Era, Quaraun is well on the way to becoming Sunta; SunTa is mute from an injury to his throat and vocal cords, SunTa "speaks" using a commination of writing, sign language, and tapping out Morse code on a metal tablet, with his gold plated armor gloved fingered, SunTa aka The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets, GhoulSpawn is older and evolving into Gremlin, while BoomFuzzy has started using his Unicorn persona less often and his BlackBird persona more frequently. And Quaraun's deranged violent serial killer twin sons (King Vielder and Melaca) have taken control of the Planet Flame and the Planet Chrystonia. The Twighlight Manor has now been built, and Planet Diona world of the Zombie Dinosaurs has been discovered.

This was a peaceful time for Quaraun and his family as they had full control of the five inhabited planets of 3 solar systems. But a time of terror for the worlds he ruled.

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agengt Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.

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