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How To Write Pulling a Body Through Snow



By Wendy C Allen

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While you are here, please take the time to read this:

Who is Tod Murphy? 

Do you know who this woman is?

She might be the woman who murdered my son. 

>>Scientifically? No. Especially if it's a considerable distance.

Your science is not scientifically sound.

I am 5'6" and around 160lbs, and an elderly, senior citizen, so I'm the weak old granny, not the same body type or age as your character; however, a few years ago, when we were doing a major landscaping of the yard, I needed to move three 500lb boulders, from one point, to another point an acre away, including crossing an 8 foot wide brook, and climbing up a steep hill. (In the summer, no snow.)

I was able to move them, via using a board and smaller rocks as a level, to roll the 500lb boulder into a children's snow sled (plastic toboggan) and then drag that.

It took me about 3 hours to move each boulder, as they were so heavy, they even pulling them with the sled, I could only move it 3 or 4 feet before having to stop and rest and catch my breath. It was very difficult, but in the end, I was able to move all 3 of the boulders across the yard using this method.

As for the snow... type of snow makes a difference.

If it's ice, a 5 year old could pull a sled carrying 2 adults no problem at all. (I used to do this, that's how I know.) However, the sled will move faster then the puller, and will clip the backs of their ankles, causing serious cut wounds and a lot of bleeding.

If it's light fluffy, deep snow, the sled will sink, so will the girl. She may be waist deep in seconds.

If it's hard packed blizzard snow, in addition to being 10 to 20 feet deep, it's also be blistering sharp... if she falls on her hands and knees while pulling a lot of weight, it'll have the same effect as falling through a plate glass window and her whole body will be covered with very deep (and possibly life threatening) cuts.

If it's spring thaw snow, she'll be need deep in mud, and the back suction of the mud, will act like quick sand and pull the sled deeper into the mud. She'll soon find her feet stuck, and be barefoot after the mud swallows her boots and her feet pull out of them.

Pulling someone over snow is NOT easy. It's why I waited till summer drought, when the ground was hard sandy dirt, before moving those rocks I mentioned above. I would not have been able to move them trough snow or mud.

You are also dealing with bitter cold. Snow melts at any temp above 40F, usually it's around 30F (-1C) if it is snowing, but to ensure the snow stays on the ground instead of melting, the temp has to drop to 20F or less. Around here, we average -20F to -40F (-28C to -40F) for about 4 to 5 months of the year... BEFORE wind chill factor. The record for wind chill here is -161F (-107C); you freeze to death at around -30F (-34C)

I grew up in snow. Around here It starts snowing in October, spring thaw doesn't happen till May. February is blizzard season. We get snow about 3 times a week, usually 14 inches minimum per storm.

Also, consider that if she's far enough north to get a lot of snow, she's also far enough north to have long nights. Most of the year here, sun rises around 8AM and sets around 5PM, but our shortest days have only 3 hours of sunlight. This effects the temps and the snow. During the sunlight, the temps can rise to 60F (15C) meaning the snow becomes wet, slushy, the consistency of a Slush Puppy drink, and nearly impossible to walk in. As soon as the sun sets however, temps drop FAST, almost instantly, and it'll quickly plunge to -20F (-28C) or more instantly freezing the snow into massive chunks of ice.... she'll be able to easily pull the sled then, but she won't have any footing and if she falls and hits her head on the ice, it'll be the equivalent of a cannon ball to the head - it'll shatter her skull and she'll die instantly. The only way she'll have footing to stand is if she's wearing cleats (not sports cleats - but actual metal spikes on the bottoms of her boots)





What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.

People always ask why I have a video recorder running 24/7. Watch these 4 videos of The Scarborough Walmart.


 I have a video recorder running 24/7. Because this parking lot is where I was attacked a second time by the woman who crippled me with the golf club at Southern Maine Community College in 2013 (who also murdered my 8-month-old son at the same time) this is the location of her 2nd attack,  the July 2016 attack with a shopping cart, the attack that left me in a wheelchair and despite over 200 "security cameras" and signs saying there are cameras in use... the police did not find even ONE actual REAL camera. Every "security camera" on this building and parking lot was ALL fake "dummy cameras" and that is why there is no video footage of my son's murderer. 

I started carrying a camera 24/7 the very next day after Scarborough police informed me they could not identify the blonde woman who attacked me or her gold Volvo 240GL station wagon, because EVERY CAMERA at this store's parking lot was an empty case with no real camera inside it. My son would be 12 years old this Christmas 2025, and his murderer walks free, still unidentified because this parking lot did not have real cameras. 

Those things that look like cameras on the building and light poles, are fake, according to the Scarborough Police Department. That is why I have a camera running 24/7, because my son's killer walks free because there was no camera the day we were attacked.


While you are here, please take the time to read this:

Who is Tod Murphy? 

Do you know who this woman is? She might be the woman who murdered my son. 

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.

The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.

Also, her friends and family like to gaslight me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy. 

Worse, they've also taken to harassing my WW2 vet homeless friend, by calling HIM an alien, demon, or cryptid and sending alien crazy ufo nutjobs at try to "catch him".

So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.

The FBI is looking for information into:

  1. identifying my son's murderer, 
  2. identifying the scammers who listed my land for sale, 
  3. identifying the impersonators who pretend to be me both online and offline, 
  4. the harassers who are harassing the homeless man and sending the UFO nuts to harass him... 
  • If ANYONE tells you 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine is for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
  • If ANYONE tells you I believe in aliens, demons, or UFOS, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
  • If ANYONE tells you my homeless friend is an alien, a demon, a cryptid, or named Etiole for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322


I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

There is NO ONE who has authorization to use my land.

NO ONE.

Not my mother.

Not my father.

Not Ben.

Not my mother’s Atwater relatives.

No one.

If ANY ONE hires you to do ANYTHING on my land, know that you are doing it ILLEGALLY and WITHOUT my knowledge or permission.

My mother has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My father has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

Ben has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

My mother’s Atwater relatives have ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.




While you are here, please take the time to read this:

Who is Tod Murphy? 

Do you know who this woman is? She might be the woman who murdered my son. 




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