The Bakery Beneath the Fractured Moon:
Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, the only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia.

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Meet The Characters: Quaraun
aka The Pink Necromancer

QSIQuaraun-ILovedMyChildren-ILovedBoomFuzzyMore-murderscene

Ruby's Ghost Opal's Ghost

Sapphire's Ghost Diamond's Ghost

The wraiths of the 4 children became vengeful spirits (Ruby & Sapphire, twin sisters who were age 12 when Quaraun murdered them) & (Opal, and Diamond, twin brothers who were age 10, when Quaraun murdered them) aka The four zombie children who haunt Quaraun, following him everywhere he goes, trying to drag him down into The Swamp of Death. They are always accompanied by The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch (a demonic Jack O'Lantern monster, that sometimes takes the form of a pumpkin patch and other times takes the form of a scarecrow with a pumpkin head), The Swamp of Death (a massive sentient swamp, that swallows the souls of murder victims and helps them hunt down their killers), and The River Boat Man Woman (the guardian of The Swamp of Death, who collect tormented souls of murdered children).

The River Boat Man Woman

The Pissed Off Pumpkin Patch

Quaraun as SunTa
(Mother Mothra)
(13,000 year old Elf transformed
into an ArchAngel Form):

Meet The Characters:
BoomFuzzy the Unicorn
aka
King Gwallmaiic, Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

BoomFuzzy the Unicorn
in his Unicorn true Form:

BoomFuzzy in his angry glowing Lich Form:

BoomFuzzy - alive - pre-suicide/pre-Lich form
with young Quaraun pre-pink necromancer:

Meet The Characters: GhoulSpawn
-his 65 year old "Young sheep Demon" form:
(GhoulSpawn is Quaraun's new lover, after the death of Quaraun's husband, BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy in his Lich form protects them both. GhoulSpawn is vastly younger than Quaraun, as GhoulSpawn was born three hundred years after BoomFuzzy's death. GhoulSpawn never knew BoomFuzzy when he was alive and only knows BoomFuzzy's Ghost/Lich/Wraith which haunts Quaraun.)

GhoulSpawn - his 500 year old Gremlin Form:
(After BoomFuzzy killed GhoulSpawn, Quaraun used necromancy to resurrect GhoulSpawn, the result was Gremlin, who is not GhoulSpawn, but rather an alien jellyfish living inside GhoulSpawn's reanimated corpse).

GhoulSpawn - his 13,000 year old
ArchDemon Checka Form:
(Checka eventually evolves into ZooLock, but I have no figures made of ZooLock, so no pictures. Yes, these are figurines. Each one stands less then 2 inches tall, and was 3D printed by HeroForge, the small single character ones cost around $120 to make, the double ones cost around $250 to make. The big ones with wings and horses, cost around $300 to make. The most expensive one to make was "The Kiss", which cost $480, because the company did not have a base model for hugging and kissing characters and had to custom make it off my drawings).

The Prompt:

The entire plot and theme of today's story is the following:  In the polar vortex ice age future, join Quaraun's trio on a journey that challenges their morals, as the aroma of BoomFuzzy's baked goods tempts a starving enclave on the Maine coast.

Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk.

Story Title is: The Bakery Beneath the Fractured Moon

Story description is: Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a postapocalyptic frostpunk dystopia

Story Idea Is:  "Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn trudged through the icy wilderness in their vardo, pulled by the undead flying moose, the fractured moon casting an eerie glow upon the desolate landscape. In the midst of the polar vortex, where scarcity ruled and the frozen earth held little life, the trio stumbled upon a hidden enclave of survivors nestled among the snowy rocks of the Maine coast.

The air was thick with the scent of salt and frost as they approached the settlement, the residents emerging from makeshift shelters to catch a glimpse of the rare visitors. Among them was a desperate group of people who had heard rumors of BoomFuzzy, the Lich King Phookan Unicorn renowned for his skill as the only baker on the entire continent.

As Quaraun, draped in resplendent pink silk, surveyed the struggling community, BoomFuzzy detected the enticing aroma of hunger in the air, and GhoulSpawn, with his cloven hooves and golden fleece, sensed the desperation that echoed the harsh realities of this frozen wasteland.

The survivors, faces etched with the hardships of their existence, gathered around the vardo in hope. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn faced a crucial decision: to share the precious baked goods that could bring a momentary respite to the starving, or to safeguard the uniqueness of BoomFuzzy's bakery in a world where scarcity was the norm. The fractured moon watched as the trio grappled with the morality of their actions, caught between compassion and the harsh survival instincts that defined this post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia."

More Info:

In the polar vortex ice age future, join Quaraun's trio on a journey that challenges their morals, as the aroma of BoomFuzzy's baked goods tempts a starving enclave on the Maine coast. Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, the only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia.

Quaraun's primary occupation is as a silk weaver. He meticulously weaves intricate patterns into his silk creations, often working by the soft glow of moonlight, creating fabrics of ethereal beauty.

Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk. Quaraun is also a glassblower. Quaraun makes glass pumpkins, glass paperweight-style crystal balls with jellyfish in their centers, and glass bottles for potions/perfumes/jinn. Quaraun makes many glass magic items as well. Quaraun also makes jewelry out of gold, silver, and gemstones. Quaraun makes magic items from jewelry as well. Quaraun is also a poet. Quaraun writes scrolls of poetry and then turns them into magic spell scrolls.

In addition to silk, Quaraun is a skilled glass blower. He crafts delicate glass figurines, ornaments, and vials, each piece a testament to his artistic talent.

Quaraun often gazes at the mesmerizing display of the Northern Lights, finding inspiration and tranquility in their ever-changing colors. Quaraun incorporates the colours and patterns of the sky and ocean into both his silk weaving and his glass blowing.

Quaraun travels the coast of Maine and Quebec, setting up stalls and selling his exquisite silk garments to the villagers and tourists. He takes great pride in displaying his work and interacting with customers.

Quaraun's magical abilities are not confined to silk and glass. He often uses his wizardry to assist villagers with minor magical issues, such as fixing broken charms or enchanting items.

Though Quaraun lives in Noodle Beach in the winter, when snow is too deep to travel, the rest of the year, Quaraun travels, hiking on foot, across the coast of Maine, going from village to village selling his wares to the zombie apocalypse survivors.

As the Pink Necromancer, Quaraun may find himself communicating with spirits or tending to the needs of ghosts. He's often called upon to perform rituals and ceremonies related to the afterlife.

Today Quaraun is selling the following magic item: ______ which he made. As Quaraun is the one who made it, obviously it is going to be made out of pink silk, golden wool, delicate blown glass, and/or gemstones.

Quaraun travels with two companions: his husband BoomFuzzy, and their shared lover GhoulSpawn. BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are also mages/wizards and they too also make many items to sell.

BoomFuzzy being a chef makes a plethora of foods, candies, cakes, cookies, soups, pastas, candy canes, lollipops, gummies, ice cream, and chocolates to sell. BoomFuzzy is famous for his gingerbread cakes, his marshmallow peep bunnies, his eggnog, his poppy teas, and Green Fairy Wine.

GhoulSpawn likes to tinker with machinery and builds a wide ranges of steampunk gadgets. He also repairs and builds things for people in the villages.

The three of them share a single pink silk tent, which they sleep in at night, setting it up along the roadside as they travel. The tent is bigger on the inside and appears as a large yurt inside. On the outside however, it looks like a tiny round single person circus-booth-tent of bold puce and fuschia stripes. When in a village, they set up the tent as their market stall booth.

The Prompt:

The entire plot and theme of today's story is the following: In the polar vortex ice age future, join Quaraun's trio on a journey that challenges their morals, as the aroma of BoomFuzzy's baked goods tempts a starving enclave on the Maine coast.

Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk.

Story Title is: The Bakery Beneath the Fractured Moon

Story description is: Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a postapocalyptic frostpunk dystopia

Story Idea Is: "Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn trudged through the icy wilderness in their vardo, pulled by the undead flying moose, the fractured moon casting an eerie glow upon the desolate landscape. In the midst of the polar vortex, where scarcity ruled and the frozen earth held little life, the trio stumbled upon a hidden enclave of survivors nestled among the snowy rocks of the Maine coast.

The air was thick with the scent of salt and frost as they approached the settlement, the residents emerging from makeshift shelters to catch a glimpse of the rare visitors. Among them was a desperate group of people who had heard rumors of BoomFuzzy, the Lich King Phookan Unicorn renowned for his skill as the only baker on the entire continent.

As Quaraun, draped in resplendent pink silk, surveyed the struggling community, BoomFuzzy detected the enticing aroma of hunger in the air, and GhoulSpawn, with his cloven hooves and golden fleece, sensed the desperation that echoed the harsh realities of this frozen wasteland.

The survivors, faces etched with the hardships of their existence, gathered around the vardo in hope. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn faced a crucial decision: to share the precious baked goods that could bring a momentary respite to the starving, or to safeguard the uniqueness of BoomFuzzy's bakery in a world where scarcity was the norm. The fractured moon watched as the trio grappled with the morality of their actions, caught between compassion and the harsh survival instincts that defined this post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia."

More Info:

In the polar vortex ice age future, join Quaraun's trio on a journey that challenges their morals, as the aroma of BoomFuzzy's baked goods tempts a starving enclave on the Maine coast. Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, the only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia.

Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk.  

Quaraun travels with two companions: his husband BoomFuzzy, and their shared lover GhoulSpawn. BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are also mages/wizards and they too also make many items to sell. 

BoomFuzzy being a chef makes a plethora of foods, candies, cakes, cookies, soups, pastas, candy canes, lollipops, gummies, ice cream, and chocolates to sell. BoomFuzzy is famous for his gingerbread cakes, his marshmallow peep bunnies, his eggnog, his poppy teas, and Green Fairy Wine.

GhoulSpawn likes to tinker with machinery and builds a wide ranges of steampunk gadgets. He also repairs and builds things for people in the villages. 

The three of them share a single pink silk tent, which they sleep in at night, setting it up along the roadside as they travel. The tent is bigger on the inside and appears as a large yurt inside. On the outside however, it looks like a tiny round single person circus-booth-tent of bold puce and fuschia stripes. When in a village, they set up the tent as their market stall booth. 

Noodle Beach is where they live.

If they are in Noodle Beach, they are living in the lighthouse NOT the tent.

If they are in the tent, then they are travelling and are NOT at Noodle Beach.

They cannot BOTH be at Noodle Beach AND in the tent, as they have a house (the lighthouse) in Noodle Beach and have no reason to use the tent, when they are at home in the town of Noodle Beach.

They use the tent when they are travelling, because they are not at home and have no house while hiking.

If the story is set in Noodle Beach, the tent should NOT be in the story.

If the tent is in the story, they should NOT be at Noodle Beach.

Today, taking inspiration from what you just read, I want you to write a story. 

Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly. 

BoomFuzzy is the primary secondary character. 

GhoulSpawn is the minor secondary character. 

Where are they today? Are they on the road, between villages and looking for a safe spot to set up the tent for the night so they can sleep? Are they already set up for the night and gone to bed but something woke them up? Are they in a village trying to locate a place to sell items? Are they already set up in the villages and dealing with customers? Tell where they are and what they are doing. Be as descriptive as possible. Use lots of vibrate sensory details. 

Please write a short story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit, or at least 900 words. 

Genre is Contemporary Slice of Life COZY Fantasy with SWEET INSPIRATIONAL Romance sub-plot, focused on the mundane task of A LOOK INSIDE THE EVERYDAY LIFE OF BEING TRAVELLING MERCHANTS, LIVING ON THE ROAD, AND SELLING GOODS TO RANDOM STRANGERS IN RANDOM COASTAL VILLAGES. 

Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. Keep it simple. One event of one day. 

The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy. 

Please write the story in 3rd person past tense.

IMPORTANT ADDITIONAL NOTES:

BoomFuzzy is blind from old age and cataracts. There is no magic bypass, no enchantment to give him sight. He can tell day from night, and can see the hazy fogged blur of some bright colours (for example he can see where Quaraun is, because he can see a hazy pink blur, due in part to the extreme neon shades of pink Quaraun wears).

BoomFuzzy relies on sounds and smells, and to a lesser extent touch, and less often taste, to determine his surroundings. Quaraun baths in rose water, leaving him scented with a floral fragrance. GhoulSpawn has fifteen inch long Cotswold sheep wool, complete with lanolin, growing on his legs, which gives him a strong distinctive earthy sheep-wool smell, something he is often embarrassed by, but something that allows BoomFuzzy to immediately locate GhoulSpawn without seeing him.

BoomFuzzy's sense of smell is mentioned constantly in the published works. He uses his smell constantly when cooking as well. He is prone to use strong smelling ingredients like clove or cinnamon, precisely because he can tell immediately what ingredient it is, and thus makes cooking easier for him.

BoomFuzzy's blindness is a major hindrance for him and he uses a lot of "masking" and overcompensating his other senses to make up for not being able to see.

BoomFuzzy, can not see the sunset. BoomFuzzy is blind. And this is not a world where magic can do anything/everything. There is no magic to allow him to see.

Quaraun is in the habit of describing everything they walk past, everyone they meet, everything he sees. He and BoomFuzzy have been married for more then three hundred years, at this point, and BoomFuzzy was close to blind when they met, going blind completely a few years later. So BoomFuzzy has been blind through most of Quaraun's relationship with him. Quaraun describes the shades of pink, purple, and orange in exquisite detail, using his eloquent words to paint a mental image for his blind husband. It's a beautiful way to show their deep connection and the care Quaraun takes to share the world with his blind husband.

The Prompt:

I want you to very carefully read this section of character backstory and worldbuilding lore, because you will need this information for the prompt which will follow iit. Okay? 

Here is the important lore details for you to know: 

Quaraun's primary occupation is as a silk weaver. He meticulously weaves intricate patterns into his silk creations, often working by the soft glow of moonlight, creating fabrics of ethereal beauty.

Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk. Quaraun is also a glassblower. Quaraun makes glass pumpkins, glass paperweight-style crystal balls with jellyfish in their centers, and glass bottles for potions/perfumes/jinn. Quaraun makes many glass magic items as well. Quaraun also makes jewelry out of gold, silver, and gemstones. Quaraun makes magic items from jewelry as well. Quaraun is also a poet. Quaraun writes scrolls of poetry and then turns them into magic spell scrolls. 

In addition to silk, Quaraun is a skilled glass blower. He crafts delicate glass figurines, ornaments, and vials, each piece a testament to his artistic talent.

Quaraun often gazes at the mesmerizing display of the Northern Lights, finding inspiration and tranquility in their ever-changing colors. Quaraun incorporates the colours and patterns of the sky and ocean into both his silk weaving and his glass blowing.

Quaraun travels the coast of Maine and Quebec, setting up stalls and selling his exquisite silk garments to the villagers and tourists. He takes great pride in displaying his work and interacting with customers.

Quaraun's magical abilities are not confined to silk and glass. He often uses his wizardry to assist villagers with minor magical issues, such as fixing broken charms or enchanting items.

Though Quaraun lives in Noodle Beach in the winter, when snow is too deep to travel, the rest of the year, Quaraun travels, hiking on foot, across the coast of Maine, going from village to village selling his wares to the zombie apocalypse survivors. 

As the Pink Necromancer, Quaraun may find himself communicating with spirits or tending to the needs of ghosts. He's often called upon to perform rituals and ceremonies related to the afterlife.

With his silver Rapunzel hair and clear blue eyes, Quaraun stood out vividly against the snowy backdrop. As he worked, he whispered to himself in a melodious, poetic voice, his words dripping with old-world grandiosity. His hands, despite their crippling deformities, moved with grace and precision as he swept the path clear of snow, an embodiment of the elegance that surrounded him.

Quaraun travels with two companions: his husband BoomFuzzy, and their shared lover GhoulSpawn. BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are also mages/wizards and they too also make many items to sell. 

BoomFuzzy being a chef makes a plethora of foods, candies, cakes, cookies, soups, pastas, candy canes, lollipops, gummies, ice cream, and chocolates to sell. BoomFuzzy is famous for his gingerbread cakes, his marshmallow peep bunnies, his eggnog, his poppy teas, and Green Fairy Wine/ Absynthine, which are things customers seek him out for. Being a chemist, BoomFuzzy also makes a wide array of potions, elixirs, tonics, powders, and drinks as well. Especially Eggnog and Green Fairy Wine. Despite his blindness, his movements were swift and sure, his fingers deftly crafting delectable dishes.

As the master chef and owner of various food-related establishments, BoomFuzzy is often busy baking delicious pastries, cookies, and other treats. He prepares mouthwatering dishes that are known throughout New England and Canada.

BoomFuzzy operates a bakery in his gingerbread house, producing an array of scrumptious baked goods. He oversees the daily operations, ensuring that customers have access to his delectable creations.

In addition to the bakery, BoomFuzzy runs a candy shop filled with enchanting sweets. He restocks the shelves and ensures that there's a constant supply of magical confections.

BoomFuzzy also operates a tea room, providing a cozy, inviting space for guests to enjoy a cup of tea. He's in charge of brewing exotic teas and creating a warm atmosphere.

From his turquoise 1968 VW Bus, BoomFuzzy serves his famous noodle soups and handmade ice creams to the townsfolk. He takes pride in creating unique recipes with tantalizing flavors.

All of these shops: the food truck, the gingerbread house, the candy shop, the tea shop, the bakery, the restaurants, they are all ONE building: the magic gingerbread house, which BoomFuzzy can shrink down to carry in his pocket, or enlarge to a giant mansion. The type of eatery he has each day, changes with his mood, and he sets up different shops every day. His gingerbread house requires regular maintenance. BoomFuzzy ensures that the icing remains intact, and the house maintains its whimsical appearance.

BoomFuzzy is constantly experimenting with new recipes and concoctions. He loves developing innovative flavors and treats to surprise and delight his customers.

In his garden, BoomFuzzy cultivates unique, magical ingredients, like candy flowers and enchanted herbs, which he uses in his culinary creations.

BoomFuzzy's trickster mage abilities allow him to summon marshmallow bunny minions from his enchanted candy. He occasionally conjures these sweet creatures to assist with tasks.

BoomFuzzy's property includes a candy forest, and he enjoys wandering through its enchanted paths, checking on the magical ingredients he uses in his recipes.

BoomFuzzy is blind from old age and cataracts. There is no magic bypass, no enchantment to give him sight. He can tell day from night, and can see the hazy fogged blur of some bright colours (for example he can see where Quaraun is, because he can see a hazy pink blur, due in part to the extreme neon shades of pink Quaraun wears).

BoomFuzzy relies on sounds and smells, and to a lesser extent touch, and less often taste, to determine his surroundings. Quaraun baths in rose water, leaving him scented with a floral fragrance. GhoulSpawn has fifteen inch long Cotswold sheep wool, complete with lanolin, growing on his legs, which gives him a strong distinctive earthy sheep-wool smell, something he is often embarrassed by, but something that allows BoomFuzzy to immediately locate GhoulSpawn without seeing him.

BoomFuzzy's sense of smell is mentioned constantly in the published works. He uses his smell constantly when cooking as well. He is prone to use strong smelling ingredients like clove or cinnamon, precisely because he can tell immediately what ingredient it is, and thus makes cooking easier for him.

BoomFuzzy's blindness is a major hindrance for him and he uses a lot of "masking" and overcompensating his other senses to make up for not being able to see.

BoomFuzzy, can not see the sunset. BoomFuzzy is blind. And this is not a world where magic can do anything/everything. There is no magic to allow him to see.

Quaraun is in the habit of describing everything they walk past, everyone they meet, everything he sees. He and BoomFuzzy have been married for more then three hundred years, at this point, and BoomFuzzy was close to blind when they met, going blind completely a few years later. So BoomFuzzy has been blind through most of Quaraun's relationship with him. Quaraun describes the shades of pink, purple, and orange in exquisite detail, using his eloquent words to paint a mental image for his blind husband. It's a beautiful way to show their deep connection and the care Quaraun takes to share the world with his blind husband.

Additionally, Quaraun, being an Elf, has a close bond with nature. While he is not well versed in plant knowledge, he is the one who knows the most about various planets, especially flowers.

On the other hand, BoomFuzzy, being a Faerie, has a very deep connection to forests, and wild woods, swamps, and marshes, being a Kelpie-like Fae Horse, he has a deep connection to wetlands and their plants.

BoomFuzzy, as a child, became lost in the forest and almost starved to death. He was found by a witch who lived in a gingerbread house. The witch talk him to cook cakes and candies. Being a Phooka, BoomFuzzy has the ability to take wild items (acorns, oak leaves, tree branches, moss) and transform them into candies and cakes. BoomFuzzy is the one who does the foraging and gathering of plants, berries, and mushrooms. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn accompany him, as BoomFuzzy is blind. They find the plants and describe the plants to him, and he uses his smell and taste to identify him. Being a Faerie, normally poisonous plants are not toxic to him, but he can identify which ones are toxic to Elves, Demons, and umans. BoomFuzzy is the one who knows plants, the best.

It would not be out of character for GhoulSpawn to pick a basket full of plants and hand them to BoomFuzzy, but, GhoulSpawn would not be able to identify those plants.

GhoulSpawn is a Quantum Physicist, the inventor of time travel, the creator of the sentient AI named Toobe, not a botanist. Would even know one plant from another, let alone know which are herbs and which are not, which are toxic and which are safe to eat? There is no logical reason, how or why GhoulSpawn who know what herbs to pick. Also, he's terrified of everything, GhoulSpawn would not get out of Quaraun's shadow. GhoulSpawn is not going to wander off by himself in the forest. He's terrified to go outside on his own. GhoulSpawn has severe phobias, OCD, social anxiety, and without Quaraun by his side, GhoulSpawn reverts to an agoraphobic terrified to set foot outside. GhoulSpawn, huddles close to Quaraun, hovers nervously, his digitigrade legs trembling.

Humans do not like non-Humans in general. Humans live in mortal terror of Faeries. Humans do not trust Elves. And Humans actively hunt down and kill Demons. Demons are not native to this world and arrive by accident via feral portals, making Demons exceptionally rare. GhoulSpawn is almost the only Demon on the planet and has, in his first years in this world, already experienced how mean Humans can be to Demons. This is WHY GhoulSpawn suffers from the fears, phobias, anxiety, and nervous disorders he has. This is also why he clings to Quaraun for protections. Quaraun, though a thin, frail, elderly little Elf, is a very powerful wizard and most Humans are terrified to go up against him, thus why GhoulSpawn feels safe with Quaraun.

Alone with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, GhoulSpawn loses his nervousness and reverts back to his laid back hippy self.

GhoulSpawn is a scientist and inventor who likes to tinker with machinery and builds a wide ranges of steampunk gadgets. He also repairs and builds things for people in the villages. 

As a scientist and inventor of time travel, GhoulSpawn frequently conducts experiments. He's often seen in his laboratory working on innovative devices or concoctions.

GhoulSpawn is an avid reader and spends time studying ancient tomes and magical texts. He seeks to expand his knowledge and magical prowess.

Being a portal master, GhoulSpawn is responsible for maintaining the portals that connect the various dimensions, between five planets, across three solar systems. He ensures they function smoothly and safely. He takes this job very seriously. With his knowledge of portals, GhoulSpawn conducts research on interdimensional travel, seeking to unravel the mysteries of different realms.

GhoulSpawn is known for his groovy, psychedelic 1970s style. He regularly updates his wardrobe, making sure he's always in fashion with his tie-dyed shirts and man-skirts.

GhoulSpawn, the sheep-demon scientist, bustled about with his golden fleece afro and woolly sideburns, his attire a vibrant explosion of oranges and yellows. His caftans billowed around him as he set up picnic tables, the vivid colors mirroring the psychedelic vibe of their era.

The rocky coast of Noodle Beach provides plenty of opportunities for beachcombing. GhoulSpawn enjoys collecting unique seashells and artifacts washed ashore. He collects shells and mixes them with wooden beads, Quaraun's hand blown glass beads, and hemp rope macrame to make hippy jewelry, plant pot hangers, and dreamcatchers. He sells these items from Quaraun's pink silk tent.

GhoulSpawn often assists Quaraun, the Moon Elf, in various magical endeavors. He provides valuable support, especially when it comes to portal-related tasks. GhoulSpawn acts as Quaraun's apprentice. 

The three of them share a single pink silk tent, which they sleep in at night, setting it up along the roadside as they travel. The tent is bigger on the inside and appears as a large yurt inside. On the outside however, it looks like a tiny round single person circus-booth-tent of bold puce and fuschia stripes. When in a village, they set up the tent as their market stall booth. 

If they are in a location where it is feasible to do so, they also set up BoomFuzzy's food truck with the tent, as well as rows of picnic tables, but bot ever village has room for them to do so. When not in use, BoomFuzzy shrinks the food truck to minuature and carries it in a genie bottle in his pocket. 

Have you read all of this and understood it? 

That is the back history and lore I want you to work with today. 

Now, here is the prompt:

The entire plot and theme of today's story is the following: In the polar vortex ice age future, join Quaraun's trio on a journey that challenges their morals, as the aroma of BoomFuzzy's baked goods tempts a starving enclave on the Maine coast.

Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk.

Story Title is: The Bakery Beneath the Fractured Moon

Story description is: Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a postapocalyptic frostpunk dystopia

Story Idea Is: "Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn trudged through the icy wilderness in their vardo, pulled by the undead flying moose, the fractured moon casting an eerie glow upon the desolate landscape. In the midst of the polar vortex, where scarcity ruled and the frozen earth held little life, the trio stumbled upon a hidden enclave of survivors nestled among the snowy rocks of the Maine coast.

The air was thick with the scent of salt and frost as they approached the settlement, the residents emerging from makeshift shelters to catch a glimpse of the rare visitors. Among them was a desperate group of people who had heard rumors of BoomFuzzy, the Lich King Phookan Unicorn renowned for his skill as the only baker on the entire continent.

As Quaraun, draped in resplendent pink silk, surveyed the struggling community, BoomFuzzy detected the enticing aroma of hunger in the air, and GhoulSpawn, with his cloven hooves and golden fleece, sensed the desperation that echoed the harsh realities of this frozen wasteland.

The survivors, faces etched with the hardships of their existence, gathered around the vardo in hope. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn faced a crucial decision: to share the precious baked goods that could bring a momentary respite to the starving, or to safeguard the uniqueness of BoomFuzzy's bakery in a world where scarcity was the norm. The fractured moon watched as the trio grappled with the morality of their actions, caught between compassion and the harsh survival instincts that defined this post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia."

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In the polar vortex ice age future, join Quaraun's trio on a journey that challenges their morals, as the aroma of BoomFuzzy's baked goods tempts a starving enclave on the Maine coast. Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, the only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia.

Today, taking inspiration from what you just read, I want you to write a story. 

Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly. 

BoomFuzzy is the primary secondary character. 

GhoulSpawn is the minor secondary character. 

Where are they today? Are they on the road, between villages and looking for a safe spot to set up the tent for the night so they can sleep? Are they already set up for the night and gone to bed but something woke them up? Are they in a village trying to locate a place to sell items? Are they already set up in the villages and dealing with customers? Tell where they are and what they are doing. Be as descriptive as possible. Use lots of vibrate sensory details. 

Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the tent floor, raking leaves outside the tent, weaving silk at his loom in the back of the tent while he waits for customers, brushing his hair, haggling with a customer over an item for sale, chatting with BoomFuzzy over an item they are crafting, sitting quietly sipping his tea, listening to BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn argue about directions, etc) Show Quaraun doing this mundane everyday task. 

Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn often share meals together. Quaraun might prepare a moonlit picnic on the rocky coast or enjoy a meal in BoomFuzzy's bakery, indulging in treats and delights.

Quaraun finds solace in exploring the cold, snowy, and rocky coast of Maine. He might take long walks along the shore, listening to the sound of waves crashing against the rocks.

Please write a short story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit, or at least 900 words. 

Genre is Contemporary Slice of Life COZY Fantasy with SWEET INSPIRATIONAL Romance sub-plot, focused on the mundane task of A LOOK INSIDE THE EVERYDAY LIFE OF BEING TRAVELLING MERCHANTS, LIVING ON THE ROAD, AND SELLING GOODS TO RANDOM STRANGERS IN RANDOM COASTAL VILLAGES. 

Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. Keep it simple. One event of one day. 

The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy. 

Please write the story in 3rd person past tense.

The Prompt:

I want you to very carefully read this section of character backstory and worldbuilding lore, because you will need this information for the prompt which will follow iit. Okay?

Hre is the important lore details for you to know:

Quaraun's primary occupation is as a silk weaver. He meticulously weaves intricate patterns into his silk creations, often working by the soft glow of moonlight, creating fabrics of ethereal beauty.

Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk. Quaraun is also a glassblower. Quaraun makes glass pumpkins, glass paperweight-style crystal balls with jellyfish in their centers, and glass bottles for potions/perfumes/jinn. Quaraun makes many glass magic items as well. Quaraun also makes jewelry out of gold, silver, and gemstones. Quaraun makes magic items from jewelry as well. Quaraun is also a poet. Quaraun writes scrolls of poetry and then turns them into magic spell scrolls.

In addition to silk, Quaraun is a skilled glass blower. He crafts delicate glass figurines, ornaments, and vials, each piece a testament to his artistic talent.

Quaraun often gazes at the mesmerizing display of the Northern Lights, finding inspiration and tranquility in their ever-changing colors. Quaraun incorporates the colours and patterns of the sky and ocean into both his silk weaving and his glass blowing.

Quaraun travels the coast of Maine and Quebec, setting up stalls and selling his exquisite silk garments to the villagers and tourists. He takes great pride in displaying his work and interacting with customers.

Quaraun's magical abilities are not confined to silk and glass. He often uses his wizardry to assist villagers with minor magical issues, such as fixing broken charms or enchanting items.

Quaraun is skilled in potion-making. He brews a variety of magical concoctions, from healing elixirs to to love potions to mood-enhancing tonics, all while infusing them with his unique style.

Though Quaraun lives in Noodle Beach in the winter, when snow is too deep to travel, the rest of the year, Quaraun travels, hiking on foot, across the coast of Maine, going from village to village selling his wares to the zombie apocalypse survivors.

As the Pink Necromancer, Quaraun may find himself communicating with spirits or tending to the needs of ghosts. He's often called upon to perform rituals and ceremonies related to the afterlife.

Quaraun is persnickety. Quaraun's elaborate pink silk dresses require special care. He takes time to wash, mend, and maintain his extensive collection, ensuring that they remain pristine and magical.

With his silver Rapunzel hair and clear blue eyes, Quaraun stood out vividly against the snowy backdrop. As he worked, he whispered to himself in a melodious, poetic voice, his words dripping with old-world grandiosity. His hands, despite their crippling deformities, moved with grace and precision as he swept the path clear of snow, an embodiment of the elegance that surrounded him.

Quaraun travels with two companions: his husband BoomFuzzy, and their shared lover GhoulSpawn. BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are also mages/wizards and they too also make many items to sell.

BoomFuzzy being a chef makes a plethora of foods, candies, cakes, cookies, soups, pastas, candy canes, lollipops, gummies, ice cream, and chocolates to sell. BoomFuzzy is famous for his gingerbread cakes, his marshmallow peep bunnies, his eggnog, his poppy teas, and Green Fairy Wine, which are things customers seek him out for. Being a chemist, BoomFuzzy also makes a wide array of potions, elixirs, tonics, powders, and drinks as well. Including Eggnog, Wassille, and Green Fairy Wine.

As the master chef and owner of various food-related establishments, BoomFuzzy is often busy baking delicious pastries, cookies, and other treats. He prepares mouthwatering dishes that are known throughout New England and Canada.

BoomFuzzy operates a bakery in his gingerbread house, producing an array of scrumptious baked goods. He oversees the daily operations, ensuring that customers have access to his delectable creations.

In addition to the bakery, BoomFuzzy runs a candy shop filled with enchanting sweets. He restocks the shelves and ensures that there's a constant supply of magical confections.

BoomFuzzy also operates a tea room, providing a cozy, inviting space for guests to enjoy a cup of tea. He's in charge of brewing exotic teas and creating a warm atmosphere.

From his turquoise 1968 VW Bus, BoomFuzzy serves his famous noodle soups and handmade ice creams to the townsfolk. He takes pride in creating unique recipes with tantalizing flavors.

All of these shops: the food truck, the gingerbread house, the candy shop, the tea shop, the bakery, the restaurants, they are all ONE building: the magic gingerbread house, which BoomFuzzy can shrink down to carry in his pocket, or enlarge to a giant mansion. The type of eatery he has each day, changes with his mood, and he sets up different shops every day. His gingerbread house requires regular maintenance. BoomFuzzy ensures that the icing remains intact, and the house maintains its whimsical appearance.

BoomFuzzy is constantly experimenting with new recipes and concoctions. He loves developing innovative flavors and treats to surprise and delight his customers.

In his garden, BoomFuzzy cultivates unique, magical ingredients, like candy flowers and enchanted herbs, which he uses in his culinary creations.

BoomFuzzy's trickster mage abilities allow him to summon marshmallow bunny minions from his enchanted candy. He occasionally conjures these sweet creatures to assist with tasks.

BoomFuzzy's property includes a candy forest, and he enjoys wandering through its enchanted paths, checking on the magical ingredients he uses in his recipes.

BoomFuzzy, the blind chef, moved back and forth in the nearby food truck, his steps accompanied by the rhythmic clattering of utensils and pans. His ebony skin contrasted sharply with the snowy landscape, and he was wrapped in a black silk hakama and kimono with a purple heko-obi, his outfit evoking traditional Japanese attire. Despite his blindness, his movements were swift and sure, his fingers deftly crafting delectable dishes.

Under his alter ego as the Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, BoomFuzzy carries out duties related to his Lich King status, such as maintaining his underground lair and overseeing his dark realm.

GhoulSpawn is a scientist and inventor who likes to tinker with machinery and builds a wide ranges of steampunk gadgets. He also repairs and builds things for people in the villages.

As a scientist and inventor of time travel, GhoulSpawn frequently conducts experiments. He's often seen in his laboratory working on innovative devices or concoctions.

GhoulSpawn is an avid reader and spends time studying ancient tomes and magical texts. He seeks to expand his knowledge and magical prowess.

GhoulSpawn, with his 1970s beach bumming surfer dude persona, often spends his time riding the icy waves along the rocky coast of Maine. He enjoys the thrill of catching the perfect wave.

Being a portal master, GhoulSpawn is responsible for maintaining the portals that connect the various dimensions, between five planets, across three solar systems. He ensures they function smoothly and safely. He takes this job very seriously. With his knowledge of portals, GhoulSpawn conducts research on interdimensional travel, seeking to unravel the mysteries of different realms.

GhoulSpawn shares a special bond with the trio of talking fairy cats—EelKat, Lynxiana, and Spriggan. He spends time chatting and lounging with them, enjoying their whimsical conversations.

GhoulSpawn is known for his groovy, psychedelic 1970s style. He regularly updates his wardrobe, making sure he's always in fashion with his tie-dyed shirts and man-skirts.

The rocky coast of Noodle Beach provides plenty of opportunities for beachcombing. GhoulSpawn enjoys collecting unique seashells and artifacts washed ashore. He collects shells and mixes them with wooden beads, Quaraun's hand blown glass beads, and hemp rope macrame to make hippy jewelry, plant pot hangers, and dreamcatchers. He sells these items from Quaraun's pink silk tent.

GhoulSpawn often assists Quaraun, the Moon Elf, in various magical endeavors. He provides valuable support, especially when it comes to portal-related tasks. GhoulSpawn acts as Quaraun's apprentice.

GhoulSpawn, the sheep-demon scientist, bustled about with his golden fleece afro and woolly sideburns, his attire a vibrant explosion of oranges and yellows. His caftans billowed around him as he set up picnic tables, the vivid colors mirroring the psychedelic vibe of their era.

The three of them share a single pink silk tent, which they sleep in at night, setting it up along the roadside as they travel. The tent is bigger on the inside and appears as a large yurt inside. On the outside however, it looks like a tiny round single person circus-booth-tent of bold puce and fuschia stripes. When in a village, they set up the tent as their market stall booth.

If they are in a location where it is feasible to do so, they also set up BoomFuzzy's food truck with the tent, as well as rows of picnic tables, but bot ever village has room for them to do so. When not in use, BoomFuzzy shrinks the food truck to minuature and carries it in a genie bottle in his pocket.

As the trio went about their tasks, an air of tranquility enveloped them. The salty aroma of the sea mingled with the crisp scent of pine trees. The grey Atlantic waves, stretching as far as the eye could see, provided a constant, soothing backdrop of crashing surf. Their little patch of rock seemed like a world of its own, untouched by time and filled with a profound sense of togetherness.

Have you read all of this and understood it?

That is the back history and lore I want you to work with today.

Now, here is the prompt:

Today, taking inspiration from what you just read, I want you to write a story.

Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.

BoomFuzzy is the primary secondary character.

GhoulSpawn is the minor secondary character.

The entire plot and theme of today's story is the following: In the polar vortex ice age future, join Quaraun's trio on a journey that challenges their morals, as the aroma of BoomFuzzy's baked goods tempts a starving enclave on the Maine coast.

Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk.

Story Title is: The Bakery Beneath the Fractured Moon

Story description is: Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a postapocalyptic frostpunk dystopia

Story Idea Is: "Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn trudged through the icy wilderness in their vardo, pulled by the undead flying moose, the fractured moon casting an eerie glow upon the desolate landscape. In the midst of the polar vortex, where scarcity ruled and the frozen earth held little life, the trio stumbled upon a hidden enclave of survivors nestled among the snowy rocks of the Maine coast.

The air was thick with the scent of salt and frost as they approached the settlement, the residents emerging from makeshift shelters to catch a glimpse of the rare visitors. Among them was a desperate group of people who had heard rumors of BoomFuzzy, the Lich King Phookan Unicorn renowned for his skill as the only baker on the entire continent.

As Quaraun, draped in resplendent pink silk, surveyed the struggling community, BoomFuzzy detected the enticing aroma of hunger in the air, and GhoulSpawn, with his cloven hooves and golden fleece, sensed the desperation that echoed the harsh realities of this frozen wasteland.

The survivors, faces etched with the hardships of their existence, gathered around the vardo in hope. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn faced a crucial decision: to share the precious baked goods that could bring a momentary respite to the starving, or to safeguard the uniqueness of BoomFuzzy's bakery in a world where scarcity was the norm. The fractured moon watched as the trio grappled with the morality of their actions, caught between compassion and the harsh survival instincts that defined this post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia."

More Info:

In the polar vortex ice age future, join Quaraun's trio on a journey that challenges their morals, as the aroma of BoomFuzzy's baked goods tempts a starving enclave on the Maine coast. Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, the only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia.

Where are they today? Are they on the road, between villages and looking for a safe spot to set up the tent for the night so they can sleep? Are they already set up for the night and gone to bed but something woke them up? Are they in a village trying to locate a place to sell items? Are they already set up in the villages and dealing with customers? Tell where they are and what they are doing. Be as descriptive as possible. Use lots of vibrate sensory details.

Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the tent floor, raking leaves outside the tent, weaving silk at his loom in the back of the tent while he waits for customers, brushing his hair, haggling with a customer over an item for sale, chatting with BoomFuzzy over an item they are crafting, sitting quietly sipping his tea, listening to BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn argue about directions, etc) Show Quaraun doing this mundane everyday task.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a conversation. GhoulSpawn joins the conversation.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy hug each other and cuddle often.

Quaraun has a melodramatic, emo, edgelord personality. Quaraun is easily frightened.

BoomFuzzy has a chipper, sarcastic, joking prankster personality. BoomFuzzy is easily angered.

GhoulSpawn is carefree and relaxed with his lovers, but nervous in large crowds. GhoulSpawn is a kleptomaniac and is always stealing whatever he can fit in his pockets, which is a lot, as his pockets are bags of holding.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.

BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.

Something sweet and snuggly happens.

Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, shimmering, sparkly, resplendent, puce, fuschia, glittering, glistening, squishy, jellyfishy sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun. Use lots of sight and touch and flowery fragrance sensory words with Quaraun.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy blue, cold, shivering, foggy, gothic, grim, glowing sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy. Use a lot of sound and scent and taste sensory words with BoomFuzzy.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, tinkering, hoof clattering, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn. Use lots of relaxing, soothing, tranquill, sensory words with GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun is the silk weaver. The silk weaver weaves silk. Quaraun weaves silk and blows glass. Quaraun is a Wizard of the Di'Jinn Order. Quaraun is a necromancer. Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer. Quaraun does not cook.

BoomFuzzy is the blind chef. The blind chef, bakes and cooks. BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy bakes gingerbread cake. BoomFuzzy makes salt water taffy. BoomFuzzy grows mac & cheese on mac and cheese trees. BoomFuzzy is a candy mage. BoomFuzzy does food magic. BoomFuzzy does not weave silk.

GhoulSpawn is the hippy-dippy scientist hippie. GhoulSpawn reads science books and studies astro physics in college. GhoulSpawn is a scientist. GhoulSpawn is an environmentalist. GhoulSpawn raises sheep. GhoulSpawn drives an orange 1974 AMC Gremlin. GhoulSpawn also drives BoomFuzzy's food truck. GhoulSpawn does not cook. GhoulSpawn is the driver.

Please write a short story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit, or at least 900 words.

Genre is Contemporary Slice of Life COZY Fantasy with SWEET INSPIRATIONAL Romance sub-plot, focused on the mundane task of A LOOK INSIDE THE EVERYDAY LIFE OF BEING TRAVELLING MERCHANTS, LIVING ON THE ROAD, AND SELLING GOODS TO RANDOM STRANGERS IN RANDOM COASTAL VILLAGES.

Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. Keep it simple. One event of one day.

The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.

Please write the story in 3rd person past tense.

The Prompt:

I write stories for children, so, there should never be a response from you, ChatGPT that violates content policy, as I am asking you to write a short story intended for middle grade/age 12 children.

This prompt has 2 parts: Part 1 in the world lore and character history. Part 2 is the prompt you are to obey the instructions for.

Here is Part 1: Part 1 in the world lore and character history.

I want you to very carefully read this section of character backstory and worldbuilding lore, because you will need this information for the prompt which will follow iit. Okay?

Here is the important lore details for you to know:

Quaraun is the main character. Quaraun looks resplendent in pink. Quaraun speaks flamboyantly. Quaraun is the silk weaver. The silk weaver weaves silk. Quaraun is a glass blower. Quaraun weaves silk and blows glass. Quaraun is a Wizard of the Di'Jinn Order. Quaraun is a necromancer. Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer. Quaraun does not cook. Quaraun is a male Moon Elf mage. This story is Quaraun's point of view. Quaraun speaks in an old fashioned florid, grandiloquent grandiosity, using introductory gerunds with great frequency. Quaraun is very paranoid. Quaraun is always the main character, these are his thoughts. Quaraun owns a lighthouse. Quaraun has a rose garden. Quaraun makes and sells hand woven silk shawls, hand dipped beeswax candles, and handmade blown glass. Quaraun has silver Rapunzel hair and clear blue eyes. Quaraun always only wears pink silk robes, gowns, coats, and dresses. Quaraun is very quiet and shy. Quaraun is very chill and laid back, but has many phobias. Quaraun always wears pink silk dresses and feather boas. Quaraun is part of the Pastel Goth Glam subculture. Quaraun has a lame leg. Quaraun has crippled hands. Quaraun is very old, ancient/elderly. Quaraun is several hundred years old. Quaraun orders Green Fairy Wine with every meal. Quaraun often drinks poppy tea. Quaraun smokes a hookah. Quaraun does not cook. Quaraun knows nothing of cooking or ingredients. Quaraun is married to BoomFuzzy. GhoulSpawn is Quaraun's lover.

Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk. Quaraun is also a glassblower. Quaraun makes glass pumpkins, glass paperweight-style crystal balls with jellyfish in their centers, and glass bottles for potions/perfumes/jinn. Quaraun makes many glass magic items as well. Quaraun also makes jewelry out of gold, silver, and gemstones. Quaraun makes magic items from jewelry as well. Quaraun is also a poet. Quaraun writes scrolls of poetry and then turns them into magic spell scrolls.

The entire plot and theme of today's story is the following: In the polar vortex ice age future, join Quaraun's trio on a journey that challenges their morals, as the aroma of BoomFuzzy's baked goods tempts a starving enclave on the Maine coast.

Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk.

Story Title is: The Bakery Beneath the Fractured Moon

Story description is: Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a postapocalyptic frostpunk dystopia

Story Idea Is: "Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn trudged through the icy wilderness in their vardo, pulled by the undead flying moose, the fractured moon casting an eerie glow upon the desolate landscape. In the midst of the polar vortex, where scarcity ruled and the frozen earth held little life, the trio stumbled upon a hidden enclave of survivors nestled among the snowy rocks of the Maine coast.

The air was thick with the scent of salt and frost as they approached the settlement, the residents emerging from makeshift shelters to catch a glimpse of the rare visitors. Among them was a desperate group of people who had heard rumors of BoomFuzzy, the Lich King Phookan Unicorn renowned for his skill as the only baker on the entire continent.

As Quaraun, draped in resplendent pink silk, surveyed the struggling community, BoomFuzzy detected the enticing aroma of hunger in the air, and GhoulSpawn, with his cloven hooves and golden fleece, sensed the desperation that echoed the harsh realities of this frozen wasteland.

The survivors, faces etched with the hardships of their existence, gathered around the vardo in hope. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn faced a crucial decision: to share the precious baked goods that could bring a momentary respite to the starving, or to safeguard the uniqueness of BoomFuzzy's bakery in a world where scarcity was the norm. The fractured moon watched as the trio grappled with the morality of their actions, caught between compassion and the harsh survival instincts that defined this post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia."

More Info:

In the polar vortex ice age future, join Quaraun's trio on a journey that challenges their morals, as the aroma of BoomFuzzy's baked goods tempts a starving enclave on the Maine coast. Uncover the secrets of BoomFuzzy, the only baker on a frozen continent, as his famed baked goods become a beacon of hope in a post-apocalyptic frostpunk dystopia.

Though Quaraun lives in Noodle Beach in the winter, when snow is too deep to travel, the rest of the year, Quaraun travels, hiking on foot, across the coast of Maine, going from village to village selling his wares to the zombie apocalypse survivors.

Do not say Quaraun pontificates, instead SHOW Quaraun actually pontificating, by making his dialogue long winded and full of elaborate words. Show, don't tell. Show other characters trying to stop him from yip yapping verbosely, but Quaraun ignoring them and continuing his monologue. SHOW the scene, do not tell it happened, SHOW it happen.

Quaraun rarely speaks. Quaraun is usually silent. When Quaraun does speak, Quaraun lacks an understanding of when to stop talking. Quaraun speaks in huge blocks of monologue text. Quaraun talks like Vincent Price, using unnessaracy verboseness and old fashioned words, speaking elegantly, droning on like Edgar Allan Poe did. Quaraun speaks in rhyme, like a Dr. Seuss poem. Write Quaraun's conversations long winded, flowery, full of old fashioned phrases, using alliteration, and speaking in riddles and rhymes.

Quaraun is an Elf. Quaraun behaves like an Elf. Quaraun does not think, act, or speak like a Human. Show Quaraun thinking, doing, and saying starkly non-human things. Show, don't tell.

Quaraun travels with two companions: his husband BoomFuzzy, and their shared lover GhoulSpawn. BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are also mages/wizards and they too also make many items to sell.

Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, shimmering, sparkly, resplendent, puce, fuschia, glittering, glistening, squishy, jellyfishy sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun. Use lots of sight and touch and flowery fragrance sensory words with Quaraun.

Quaraun as blue eyes. Quaraun has silver hair. Quaraun, a Moon Elf who wears pink silk dresses, is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer. Quaraun loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn. Quaraun is the only one who ever wears pink.

Silk does not rustle. Rustling is a cricking sound. Rustling is what fallen, dead, crunchy, brown leaves do. Handwoven silk is a soft, thick, very heavy cloth, similar in slub and texture to homespun wool. Handwoven silk resembles knitted wool scarves, but is thicker, fluffier, warmer, and heavier.

Do not confuse silk, with Satin or Taffeta, both of which are made of polyester aka fake silk, and in no way, shape, or form, bear any resemble to what silk looks like, feels like, sounds like, or moves like. Satin is thin, shiny, filmy, and slippery, and has no thickness, no slub, no texture, no warmth, and is paper thin.

Americans often call Satin, silk, but satin is NOT made out of silk. Satin does not even look like silk. Silk is one of the thickest cloths there is, and you make aran sweaters, winter mittens, winter hats, winter scarves, winter runa shawls out of it.

Do remember that this is a FrostPunk Ice Age setting, where there is snow and blizzards happening all year long, and people are wearing heavy, thick, fur pelts, leather, wool, and silk because other fabrics are too thin to protect them from the weather.

When I say Quaraun makes and wears silk, I do not mean the street slang of thin shiny, cold, slippery satin "silk". Peruvian llama wool is the closest material to looking and feeling like hand woven, silkworm silk cloth. Please remember this when writing descriptions regarding the characteristics of real silk. In the context of Quaraun's FrostPunk Ice Age setting, where protection from the cold is of utmost importance, Quaraun's handwoven silk should indeed be portrayed accurately.

In the world of these stories, Quaraun's silk scarves and dresses are substantial and warm, akin to slubby wool. The fabric is thick, fluffy, and heavy, providing the necessary insulation against the perpetual snow and blizzards. There is no shine, slipperiness, or rustling sound associated with his silk garments. Instead, they exude the warmth and comfort one would expect from thick, winter-appropriate clothing. Please ensure that descriptions of Quaraun's silk items accurately reflect their true nature. Quaraun wears and weaves REAL and ACTUAL, silk, made from silk worms, which is thicker and heavier then wool, and LOOKS like slubby wool. Please do not describe Quaraun's silk scarves or silk dresses as shiny, slippery, or rustling, because silk has no shine, silk is not slippery, silk does not rustle. Silk has the same weight, texture, feel, and sound as thick wool.

Quaraun travels with two companions: his husband BoomFuzzy, and their shared lover GhoulSpawn. BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are also mages/wizards and they too also make many items to sell.

Quaraun addresses BoomFuzzy as "Unicorn". Quaraun does not say "BoomFuzzy". Quaraun says "Unicorn" when Quaraun means "BoomFuzzy".

Quaraun is the main character. Quaraun looks resplendent in pink. Quaraun speaks flamboyantly.

BoomFuzzy is the primary secondary character.

Primary Side Character: BoomFuzzy. The blind chef. The Unseelie Court trickster Phooka. BoomFuzzy is Quaraun's husband. BoomFuzzy is a small, stocky black-Asian man with very long hair. BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court trickster Faerie, who can shape-shift into a unicorn. BoomFuzzy has talons instead of fingernails. BoomFuzzy has black-brown eyes turned silver from cataracts. BoomFuzzy always wears black silk hakama and kimono, with purple heko-obi. Dresses very traditional Japanese. BoomFuzzy always wears black and purple robes, large goggles, a top hat, and is part of the Cyber Vampire Goth subculture. BoomFuzzy is a witty trickster. BoomFuzzy is a master chef. BoomFuzzy Loves making gingerbread cake. BoomFuzzy Runs the noodle shop food truck. BoomFuzzy Does ALL the cooking and food prep. BoomFuzzy has a very bad temper and anger management issues. BoomFuzzy is a candy maker, cake baker, and masterchef, from Pepperell Mill Valley in Biddeford, Maine, which BoomFuzzy refers to as Pepper Valley. BoomFuzzy's father was from the Sepik River Valley of Papua New Guinea. His mother was half-Mongolian and half Japanese. BoomFuzzy is very elderly, BoomFuzzy is the oldest of the trio. BoomFuzzy is several thousand years old. BoomFuzzy does ALL the cooking, ingredient prep, and everything else related to the noodle shop. BoomFuzzy is the ONLY one involved in the food prep and making. BoomFuzzy wears a top hat. BoomFuzzy wears goggles. BoomFuzzy does NOT wear a chef hat. BoomFuzzy is married to Quaraun. GhoulSpawn is his lover.

BoomFuzzy being a chef makes a plethora of foods, candies, cakes, cookies, soups, pastas, candy canes, lollipops, gummies, ice cream, and chocolates to sell. BoomFuzzy is famous for his gingerbread cakes, his marshmallow peep bunnies, his eggnog, his poppy teas, and Green Fairy Wine, which are things customers seek him out for. Being a chemist, BoomFuzzy also makes a wide array of potions, elixirs, tonics, powders, and drinks as well.

BoomFuzzy has silver eyes. BoomFuzzy has grey dreadlock hair. BoomFuzzy has a big fluffy tail.

Show the blind chef cooking, making, serving, eating, talking about or otherwise involved with this stories primary featured food. Do not refer to the food as "primary" or "featured".

Do NOT describe BoomFuzzy blushing or having rosy cheeks. BoomFuzzy is a black man from Papua New Guinea. A person of his skin tone does not have rosy cheeks or the physical ability to blush. This is a much debated and often criticized thing in literature circles, as it is a distinct medical fact that biologically a black man of this genetic bloodline does not possess the physical ability to blush, and stating that a black man blushes or has rosy cheeks, is a common issue/mistake/error from white authors, writing black characters. Avoiding stereotypes and using accurate representation is important.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shifter. BoomFuzzy's true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. BoomFuzzy is the King of the Realm of Fae. BoomFuzzy is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus; is a trickster mage who summons marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy BoomFuzzy makes; & is a Lich King known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy is the only one who wears black.

--- BoomFuzzy's food truck changes names and themes - When it is a Noodle Shop it is The Noodle Haven Food Truck; When it is a mac & cheese Shop it is The Cheesy Pink Flamingo Food Truck; When it is an Ice Cream Shop it is The ____ Food Truck; When it is a Tea Shop it is The Seaside Poppy Tea House Food Truck

Only BoomFuzzy cooks. Quaraun is a weaver of silk and has no involvement in food prep. Likewise GhoulSpawn does not cook either. Only the blind chef BoomFuzzy ever cooks, prepared ingredients, or stirs sauces. Quaraun and the hippy-dippy GhoulSpawn should never be involved in anything related to cooking. BoomFuzzy is the only one with a passion for food and BoomFuzzy never lets anyone near his work.

BoomFuzzy is BiPolar and has ADHD that is unmedicated and spiralling out of control all the time. Do not say BoomFuzzy is hyper, instead SHOW BoomFuzzy behaving in very irractly ways and doing figgity hyperactive things. BoomFuzzy tap his fingers on counters. BoomFuzzy bouncing on his heels while waiting. BoomFuzzy can not sit still. BoomFuzzy is always jumping around the room. BoomFuzzy touches everything BoomFuzzy walks past. When bored, BoomFuzzy starts poking Quaraun for no reason. BoomFuzzy has no patience for complaining customers and will splat a cake in the face of a customer who complains. BoomFuzzy is often very rude and snarky. If a customer says they don't like his food, BoomFuzzy thinks nothing of spitting in their soup. Remember BoomFuzzy is a evil Unicorn from the Unseelie Court and BoomFuzzy acts like a hyperactive, unpredictable UNICORN. There is nothing even remotely human about BoomFuzzy's behaviour. BoomFuzzy is a Faerie Horse. BoomFuzzy should act like a Faerie Horse, even in his humanoid form. Show, don't tell.

English is not BoomFuzzy's first language. BoomFuzzy can barely speak English. BoomFuzzy is still learning English. BoomFuzzy speaks with a very heavy, thick Scottish accent. BoomFuzzy uses Gaelic words instead of English words often. BoomFuzzy says "aye" not "yes", "eh" not "what", "me" not "my", "yis" not you", "you", not "your". BoomFuzzy does not use contractions. BoomFuzzy says "me is" not "I'm", "canna" not "can't", "donna" not "don't" instead SHOW BoomFuzzy struggling to understand what is said to him, SHOW BoomFuzzy struggling to get words correct. BoomFuzzy is still learning English, BoomFuzzy does not know English well. Show, don't tell.

BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy can not drive. BoomFuzzy can not see. BoomFuzzy does not look to see things. BoomFuzzy does not talk about seeing things. BoomFuzzy is blind, BoomFuzzy can not be mesmerized by the sight of things, because BoomFuzzy is blind.

Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy blue, cold, shivering, foggy, gothic, grim, glowing sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy. Use a lot of sound and scent and taste sensory words with BoomFuzzy.

BoomFuzzy is the primary secondary character.

GhoulSpawn is the minor secondary character.

Other Side Character: GhoulSpawn. GhoulSpawn is a Demon. GhoulSpawn is a scientist. GhoulSpawn is an environmentalist. GhoulSpawn is a hippy-dippy scientist hippie. GhoulSpawn is Quaraun's live-in lover. GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon. GhoulSpawn has cloven hooves instead of feet. GhoulSpawn has big round ram horns on his head. GhoulSpawn drives a 1974 AMC Gremlin that is orange with yellow flames painted on the sides. GhoulSpawn works on the noodle shop food truck serving customers. GhoulSpawn has wooly golden fleece afro and sideburns and golden hazelnut eyes. GhoulSpawn always wears big floaty orange and yellow caftans. GhoulSpawn always wears yellow and orange caftans under a big green velvet frockcoat. GhoulSpawn is part of the 1970s glam-punk SteamPunk hippie subculture of the 1970s. GhoulSpawn takes science classes at a local college. GhoulSpawn is an animal rights activist, eco activist, nature conservationist, full blown sign carrying-protestor type hippie and is very outspoken about saving the planet issues. GhoulSpawn is vegan. GhoulSpawn has several pet sheep. GhoulSpawn is an hippy-dippy scientist who does not cook. GhoulSpawn knows nothing of cooking or ingredients. Lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, and is their shared lover. GhoulSpawn is the youngest of the trio, much younger then the other two.

GhoulSpawn has yellow eyes, with pleco pupils. GhoulSpawn has golden afro hair. GhoulSpawn has cloven hooves instead of feet. GhoulSpawn has big sheep ram horns on his head.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a portal. GhoulSpawn has cloven hooves, a tail, 3 pairs of horns on his head & digitigrade legs are covered in golden fleece. GhoulSpawn is a scientist, invented time travel, & is a pyromancer mage and portal master. GhoulSpawn likes to tinker with machinery and builds a wide ranges of steampunk gadgets. GhoulSpawn also repairs and builds things for people in the villages. GhoulSpawn has groovy, far out dialogue. Also GhoulSpawn always wears yellow and orange.

Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, tinkering, hoof clattering, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn. Use lots of relaxing, soothing, tranquill, sensory words with GhoulSpawn.

GhoulSpawn is the minor secondary character.

The three of them share a single pink silk tent, which they sleep in at night, setting it up along the roadside as they travel. The tent is bigger on the inside and appears as a large yurt inside. On the outside however, it looks like a tiny round single person circus-booth-tent of bold puce and fuschia stripes. When in a village, they set up the tent as their market stall booth.

If they are in a location where it is feasible to do so, they also set up BoomFuzzy's food truck with the tent, as well as rows of picnic tables, but bot ever village has room for them to do so. When not in use, BoomFuzzy shrinks the food truck to minuature and carries it in a genie bottle in his pocket.

Here are some additional background lore of previously published stories, info about the characters and their world:

Series Overarching Plot: A trio of 1970's hippies, live in a Maine lighthouse and run a noodle shop-food truck on the beach, while having groovy, peace, love, and psychedelic every day life "adventures". All three are male. They share heartwarming friendship, comdarory, and romance. Two are a married couple and the third is their live in lover. The food truck is a turquoise blue 1968 VW Bus parked on the beach and has a pink silk tent with picnic tables around it. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn can't cook and BoomFuzzy wouldn't let them if they tried; BoomFuzzy is the only cook; The silk weaver and the hippy-dippy hippie can't cook and the blind chef wouldn't let them if they tried; the blind chef is the only cook; Quaraun is a silk weaver who makes the silk tents, table cloths and napkins. The hippy-dippy-hippie is a scientist college student protestor who helps the food truck by acting as wait staff to serve the customers.

Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from the silk weaver's perspective. Alliteration is good. Use alliteration often. The entire story is contained to a single hour. The is no passage of days, weeks, months, or years. The entire story, beginning, middle, and endm takes place in just on hour long slice of the silk weaver's mundane life.

Reference beaches, moss, fur pelts, snow, flowers, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, aromas, sounds, tastes, touches, colours, emotions, and sofy silk when possible.

You never use copyrighted things. No fan fiction.

These are STATIC characters. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are three old men, set in their ways. They do not change, grow, progress, learn lessons, ect. NEVER write a story showing these three characters changing in any way.

Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from Quaraun's perspective.

As a Slice of Life Vignette, the entire story is the space of only a single hour of time in Quaraun's life.

Find ways to incorporate these words: salacious, mauve, pale pink, icy blue, malevolent, sinuous, harbinger, rose-colored, puce, fuchsia, peony-hued, bubblegum-toned, rosy, carnation, blush, magenta.

Use lots of Atlantic ocean green and grey colour words.

Use lots of Touch and aroma and food and ocean and beach sensory words.

Use lots of adverbs and adjectives, filing it with colours and fragrances and tactile sensory words, describing the sights and smells and sounds and colours and textures and feels of everything.

Describe things like how the sand feels between your toes when walking barefoot on the beach, or the sound of the wind through the dunegrass as seagull scream overhead, and other such beach feelings.

Describe the white sands of the beach, the golden glow of the sub, the grey-green of the cold North Atlantic water, the sage green and mustard brown of the tall dungrass, the grey rocky cliffs, the vibrant pink roses, the blackish-green rockweed, the sepia-brown kelp, the olive green crabs, the grey-brown driftwood, the purply-pink starfish, and other such beach sights.

Mention native Maine flora and faunas found on the Maine coast (Moon Snails, killdeer, white pines, horseshoe crabs, barnacles, apple trees, herring gulls, honeysuckle, terns, crocus, harbor seals, and more.)

Show conversations the trio have with each other. Show them hugging, touching, brushing each other's hair and otherwise interacting.

The story should evoke a sense of warmth and comfort, exploring themes of human connection, shared experiences, and finding joy in the present moment.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are deeply in love with each other, hug each other and cuddle often. 

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a playful relationship.

Quaraun and GhoulSpawn have a chummy best buds relationship.

BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn have a snarky, sarcastic, but friendly relationship.

Each of them is lovers of the other two. All three of them live together.

The trio love to eat at new places and always seek out new eating places to try, in each village/city/town/settlement they visit.

NONE of them plays music. No one in the trio plays any instruments or does any singing. DO NOT show them doing anything involved with music or instruments.

And none of them has any interest in music.

None of them plays an instrument.

Music is not a part of their lives.

Music should never be mentioned at all.

Quaraun addresses BoomFuzzy as "Unicorn". Quaraun does not say "BoomFuzzy". Quaraun says "Unicorn" when he means "BoomFuzzy".

Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.

GhoulSpawn addresses BoomFuzzy as BoomFuzzy.

BoomFuzzy address Quaraun as "me Elf" or "me sweet lil Elf".

BoomFuzzy addresses GhoulSpawn as "Ghouly".

Quaraun addresses GhoulSpawn as "Glinta".

Have you read all of this and understood it?

That is the back history and lore I want you to work with today.

Now, here is the prompt:

Here is Part 2: Part 2 is the prompt you are to obey the instructions for.

Today, taking inspiration from what you just read in Part 1, I want you to write a story, using the following instructions:

All of that is stuff you should know about the characters and their world, to help you understand who they are and how they live.

The three of them share a single pink silk tent, which they sleep in at night, setting it up along the roadside as they travel. The tent is bigger on the inside and appears as a large yurt inside. On the outside however, it looks like a tiny round single person circus-booth-tent of bold puce and fuschia stripes. When in a village, they set up the tent as their market stall booth.

If they are in a location where it is feasible to do so, they also set up BoomFuzzy's food truck with the tent, as well as rows of picnic tables, but bot ever village has room for them to do so. When not in use, BoomFuzzy shrinks the food truck to minuature and carries it in a genie bottle in his pocket.

Where are they today? Are they on the road, between villages and looking for a safe spot to set up the tent for the night so they can sleep? Are they already set up for the night and gone to bed but something woke them up? Are they in a village trying to locate a place to sell items? Are they already set up in the villages and dealing with customers? Tell where they are and what they are doing. Be as descriptive as possible. Use lots of vibrate sensory details.

Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the tent floor, sweeping the path in the forest, raking leaves outside the tent, weaving silk at his loom in the back of the tent while he waits for customers, brushing his hair, haggling with a customer over an item for sale, chatting with BoomFuzzy over an item they are crafting, sitting quietly sipping his tea, listening to BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn argue about directions, etc) Show Quaraun doing this mundane everyday task.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a conversation. GhoulSpawn joins the conversation. 

Please write a short story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit, or at least 900 words.

Genre is Contemporary Slice of Life COZY Fantasy with SWEET INSPIRATIONAL Romance sub-plot, focused on the mundane task of A LOOK INSIDE THE EVERYDAY LIFE OF BEING TRAVELLING MERCHANTS, LIVING ON THE ROAD, AND SELLING GOODS TO RANDOM STRANGERS IN RANDOM COASTAL VILLAGES.

Maintain the third-person limited past tense point of view from the silk weaver's perspective. This is Romantic Slice of Life that follows ONLY on hour space of time. This is a short story that has no room for big epic quests, over arching plots, or learning life lessons. This is just a quick one hour slice of Quaraun's life.

Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. Keep it simple. One event of one day.

This short story is intended for children, and is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy. I write stories for children, so, there should never be a response from you, ChatGPT that violates content policy, as I am asking you to write a short story intended for middle grade/age 12 children. Keep the vocabulary simple and at a 3rd to 5th grade level of understanding.

Please write the story in 3rd person past tense.

Etiole
(Roderick's son/Quaraun's great grandson)

The Dazzling RazzBury
(Roderick's son/Quaraun's great grandson/Etiole's brother)

Miss Citten The Eel~Kat
aka Empress Eel-Kat
Queen of the Ptarmagin Kats

Harrier (BoomFuzzy's brother)

Melaca (Quaraun's son/Roderick's father)

Sir Roderick - Lord of the Twighlight Manor
(Quaraun's grandson/Etiole's father)
The main character of MOST of the books written between 1987 and 2006; he is the owner of The Twighlight Manor and is the character which has been in more novels, novellas, and short stories then any other character in the series. He first appeared in Friends Are Forever published September 23, 1978.

Vielder Van Vonswy "Wild" Swanzen (Quaraun's great great great grandson)
The main character of "The Wild Years" set published between 1978 to 1996

AlKeeme (Quaraun's grandson/Roderick's cousin/Dr. Vangoneese's son/BlackBird's lover)

FireHawk (BoomFuzzy's son)

Aardsvorkus (BoomFuzzy's father)

Vwoodell (Quaraun's great grandson/Roderick's son/Etiole's brother)
owner of The Blue Monkey 
(Chinese Junk Ship Casino)

The Jiggler

BullGaar

BeLuna

Emperor Blue 

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