Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
 Transman Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and his husband King Gwallmaic (aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) King of The UnSeelie Court. Main characters of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer series.
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Happy 2026!
It is our 30th anniversary here at Space Dock 13!
On the web since 1996!
You have encountered an extremely old website that continues to exist in old web ways, the same way it has done for now three decades.
In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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The issue of fake reviews posted by bots
The issue of fake reviews posted by bots
The issue of fake reviews posted by bots
The issue of fake reviews posted by bots
>>>Anyone else rated by bots? I released a book about three weeks ago called Gray Goo and everything seemed to be going well, until I saw a two-star review on Goodreads. I was disheartened, doubting the quality of my work and wondering if the blurb on the back cover might have misrepresented the book's content. Upon further investigation, however, I discovered that this reviewer was not an average reader - they had rated thousands of books, most of which poorly, with an average rating of just two stars. According to my calculations, they'd have to read about three books a day to maintain their reviewing pace. While I'm open to lower ratings and understand that not everyone will resonate with my writing, this clearly seemed to be the work of a bot, which is concerning. Has anyone else had a similar experience? I'm trying to understand the motivation behind indiscriminately lowering book ratings, especially for an emerging author like me.
It was actually a big enough problem as of 3 days ago that it was in the national tv news (CBS). They said something about Amazon's bestseller lists all being hit by a bot that was posting ai generated gibberish ebooks, and another bot then "click farming" for KU reads, while a 3rd bot was flooding GoodReads with 5 star reviews on the ai spam books and 1 star reviews on tens of thousands of real legitimate books. The detrimental impact of bots posting fake reviews on Amazon and Goodreads cannot be overstated, as it perpetuates a culture of deceit and undermines the integrity of the self-publishing industry, making it harder for talented and deserving authors to rise above the noise. The recent exposure of this issue on national TV highlights the urgent need for stricter measures to combat the detrimental effects of bots posting fake reviews. It is crucial for platforms like Amazon and Goodreads to take decisive action to protect the integrity of their review systems and ensure a level playing field for self-published authors.
Amazon rep issued a statement saying they were aware it was happening and were working on a solution... At the same time Amazon has announced that they are deleting Kindle from their China storefront, due to the fact that most of the ai bots are China based and writers in China are now banned from uploading books to KDP (went into effect 3 days ago). Self-published authors invest tremendous effort and passion into their works, and the presence of fake reviews generated by bots not only diminishes their hard-earned achievements but also perpetuates an unfair system that favors those who manipulate the review system.
While Amazon's efforts to address the issue are commendable, it is crucial for them to implement robust measures swiftly to protect the interests of self-published authors. The ban on Kindle in China and the restriction on uploading books from Chinese writers are clear indications of the need to address the prevalence of bot-generated fake reviews. It is imperative that we continue to raise awareness about this issue and advocate for fair and transparent review systems that support the genuine talent and dedication of self-published authors.
There are a lot of news stations talking about it. Do a Google search for things like "Amazon flooded with AI ebooks" or "Amazon bans China from Kindle use" or "GoodReads hit by fake click farm bots" and you should find the news reports easily, to read up more on it. Staying informed about the latest news and developments surrounding this issue is crucial for self-published authors. By researching and educating ourselves about the impact of bots posting fake reviews on platforms like Amazon and Goodreads, we can better understand the challenges we face and work towards finding effective solutions. Together, we can raise awareness, demand accountability, and ensure a fair and reputable environment for all self-published authors.
It's been happening for about a week and Amazon just responded 3 days ago, so this is very recent news happening right now. The prevalence of fake reviews orchestrated by bots not only distorts the true value of a self-published author's work but also erodes the trust and authenticity that readers seek when exploring new books and authors.
As self-published authors, we rely on the trust and support of our readers. The presence of fake reviews undermines this trust and can deter potential readers from discovering our genuine talent and creativity. It is crucial for us to stand together, raise our voices, and advocate for measures that safeguard the integrity of the self-publishing industry. By promoting transparency, accountability, and ethical practices, we can create an environment where readers can confidently explore and enjoy the incredible works of self-published authors. Let us join forces to combat the influence of bots, protect the authenticity of our craft, and ensure that the literary world remains a fair and thriving space for all self-published authors.
Sounds like your book was one of the ones hit by this. The proliferation of fake reviews on Amazon and Goodreads poses a detrimental threat to self-published authors, undermining their credibility and hindering their chances of gaining genuine recognition. You might be able to get the neg reviews removed if you can prove they are fake - tell Amazon NOT GoodReads (via the KDP contact in your KDP dashboard) (Amazon owns GoodReads, Amazon not GoodReads, is in charge of removing reviews off GoodReads). Fake reviews by bots undermine the fundamental principles of transparency and fairness in the self-publishing ecosystem, depriving deserving authors of the recognition and success they rightfully deserve.
If you suspect that your book has been affected by fake reviews, it is important to take action and report the issue to Amazon through your KDP dashboard. Providing evidence of the fraudulent nature of these reviews can help in their removal. Remember, Amazon, as the platform owner, has the authority to address issues on both Amazon and Goodreads. By actively participating in the fight against fake reviews, we can protect our works, support the self-publishing community, and ensure that genuine talent and hard work are duly rewarded. Stay vigilant, stand up against deceit, and together we can maintain the integrity of our beloved industry.
Amazon is right now actively deleting tens of thousands of these click farm fake bot reviews, but it could take weeks or even months for them to get them all, so us authors need to be vigilant in alerting Amazon to fake bot spam reviews when they hit us, Amazon is looking at the ones they are being told about first, so if you don't tell them, you'll end up on the waitlist that is months out. Self-published authors heavily rely on positive reviews to gain exposure, establish their credibility, and attract a loyal fan base. The presence of fake reviews generated by bots not only taints their reputation but also diminishes the genuine support they receive from readers.
It is crucial for authors to be proactive and report any instances of fake bot spam reviews to Amazon as soon as they occur. By alerting Amazon to these fraudulent activities, we can help expedite the process of removing fake reviews and restore the integrity of the review system. Genuine reviews from readers are essential for self-published authors to build a strong foundation of trust and engage with their audience. Let us continue to support each other, report suspicious activities, and create a community that values authenticity and honesty in reviewing and promoting self-published works. Together, we can ensure a fair and transparent environment for all authors to thrive.
You are not alone. Seems like EVERY legitimate author got hit by it this week. Bots posting fake reviews on popular platforms like Amazon and Goodreads not only deceive potential readers but also create an unfair advantage for dishonest authors, disadvantaging self-published writers who rely on authentic feedback to establish their reputations.
We must stand united in our fight against this unethical practice and support one another as we navigate through this challenging time. Remember, the power of genuine storytelling and the trust of loyal readers will always prevail over deceitful tactics. Let us continue to shine a light on the importance of integrity and uphold the values that make the self-publishing community a vibrant and thriving space for creativity and authenticity to flourish. Together, we can overcome the obstacles posed by bots and emerge stronger than ever, championing the true spirit of self-publishing.
I've been publishing on KDP since 2010, have 423 novellas up in that 13 years of doing this, and I've seen spam review bots hit many times before, I've never seen one like this before... it hit EVERY SINGLE top 100 list on Amazon... to the point that there were only TWO actual, real books on Amazon's top 100 list (a list that includes traditionally published books by Stephen King, GRRMartin, ELJames, ect... bumped even them right out of the lists!)... and the bot hit more then FOUR THOUSANDS of Amazon's top 100 category charts. The detrimental impact of bots posting fake reviews on Amazon and Goodreads extends beyond individual self-published authors, as it erodes the overall trust and credibility of the entire self-publishing community, making it harder for talented writers to break through and achieve the recognition they deserve. Google and find the screenshots of it... lots of angry big name authors right now posting screenshots on Twitter, showing the spam gibberish ai books that review bombs them. Bots artificially inflating review scores on platforms like Amazon and Goodreads pose a significant obstacle for self-published authors who rely on genuine feedback to build a loyal readership and gain exposure in a highly competitive market.
The scale and audacity of this bot attack are unprecedented, and it serves as a wake-up call for the self-publishing industry to take collective action against such malicious practices. We must join forces to protect the integrity of our craft, to advocate for stricter measures against fake reviews, and to ensure that the hard work and talent of self-published authors receive the recognition they truly deserve. Together, we can reclaim the trust of readers, restore the balance, and create a vibrant and thriving community where genuine voices rise above the noise.
Total nightmare going down on Amazon & GoodReads right now... big enough that it hit national TV news, which has never happened before. News stations never give a shit what happens to us authors, but it happened so fast and to so many, that news stations jumped on it, and shock and horror, OMG, Amazon has ACTUALLY gotten up off their ass and is ACTUALLY doing something about it. We authors have been asking Amazon to do something about these review bots for almost 20 years now... it took them hitting so hard that news stations reported on it, for Amazon, to finally, for the first time in two decades, to get off their ass and actually stand up for the real author against the onslaught of review bots.
The spotlight is finally shining on the issue we've been grappling with for years, and it's time for us to seize this moment and demand lasting change. We will not let our voices be drowned out by the noise of fake reviews and deceitful practices. Together, we will hold platforms accountable, advocate for stronger safeguards, and ensure that the hard work and talent of self-published authors are respected and celebrated. This is a turning point, a rallying cry, and a call to action for all authors who believe in the power of authentic storytelling. Let us stand united and reclaim our rightful place in the literary world.
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Not sure what the series is about? Check out and Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post and Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers and How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out! to find out more about the plot and lore of the series. Not sure which story to start with? These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters:
Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started... ...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:
Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above.
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The Space Dock 13 WebRing
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Yes, this website (founded in 1996) is old enough to have WebRings on it, and they are still in use.
Don't know what a WebRing is?
They were how we webmasters used to get traffic to our websites before the invention of search engines (aka before Jeeves, DogPile, Yahoo. Google, Bing, or the rest existed). In their simplest form a WebRing is an html code that rotates link displays. In their more advanced form they are java scripts that give random results. Each ring had three active links titled "Previous", "Random", and "Next", clicking any of the 3 links would take you to the next website in the ring.
Web Rings are the REASON the internet was called "the world wide web". To use them, each webmaster submitted their site to the ring, a single code held 100 websites, and codes could be stacked to hold 100 code sets (or 10,000 links to 10,000 websites), each web master in the list, would then place the code in the footer of their website.
This created the SPIDER WEB that was the literal WEB OF LINKS that gave the internet it's name "World Wide Web" and is WHY websites are CALLED "web sites". And technically, your site is not a WEB site unless it is connected to a WEBRing, likewise you technically are not a WEBMaster if you do not build WEBrings links for you WEBsite to connect to the WEB.
Unfortunately, most knowledge of WebRings, and whi sites were called WEBsites and sites on the WEB were called the World Wide Web, vanished from the internet in 2014 when the official WebRing.org company who managed 90%+ of the internet's WebRings went out of business after the infamous Google Panda 2013 bot attack that delisted ALL websites from the Google Index if they contained a WebRing of links to other websites in it's footer.
And while most sites abandoned the use of WebRing Codes on their sites, Space Dock 13 did not. The Space Dock 13 WebRing remains active, now 28 years after it's creation. Over the decades however, one by one all the other websites in the ring have gone off line, and as they did, I replaced the url with a link to a page of my own website (as this is a java code - it updated on every website without the others needing to change anything). Today in 2026, eelkat.com is the last remaining website in the ring, and now all 10k links go only to pages on eelkat.com, no longer sending you to other websites.
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