Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing
Fake Psychic Scams
A Look At The Difference Between A Gypsy And A "Gypsy" Psychic Fortune Teller



By Wendy C Allen

f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:



...and after that video, you want these ones:

eelkat_red_scarf.jpgWendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

Coming soon (Nov/Dec 2026)... patterns for my slow stitched embroidery:

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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:

  • No, I do not believe in aliens. Stop contacting me to ask for alien information. If you believe in aliens, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, my car is not haunted. I've debunked that rumour many times now. . Stop contacting me to ask for haunted car information. If you believe in haunted cars, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, I am not connected to Stephen King. I didn't even know who he was until you idiots started contacting me asking about him. I had to look him up on Google to find out what you were even talking about! If you have questions about Stephen King, go contact him and ask him. I'm not him. I don't know him. I know nothing about him. I've never read one of his books. I've never seen one of his movies. I can't figure out why you people are even coming to me to ask about him in the first place!
  1. If someone told you I believe in aliens, if someone told you my car was haunted, if someone told you I was connected to Stephen King, you NEED to contact the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation and TELL HIM WHO it was who told ou, exactly WHAT it was they said, HOW they contacted you, WHERE they contacted you... because it is a KNOWN FACT that my son's murderer is the one who started all these slanderous alien, haunted car, Stephen King rumours, and the FBI is trying to catch her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Do you know who this woman is?

On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.

She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.

Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.

Clairescreenshot.pngThe golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club.
zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotThe Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 9 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #fbiinvestigation #truecrimetiktok ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?

Video explains what else she's done ...

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.


The Goldeneagle World's Most Haunted Car - 1964 Dodge 330If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 7 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #plannedparenthood ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

@eelkat part 4 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #library ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am sick and tired of people not giving a shit that my son was murdered!

I am sick and tired of jackasses making up rumours and lies about me and my car, calling me an alien abductee and my car haunted, just to try to cover up my son's murder!

What Is a Gypsy?

If you do a Google search for the term "Gypsy Psychic" you get 32 million search results. I went and opened the first 13 pages (yes 130 sites) and in every case, I found "authentic Gypsy", "real Gypsy", "my grandmother was a Gypsy", blah, blah, blah.

I find this fascinating, because, well, being a Gypsy myself - a REAL one - I happen to know, by name, EVERY Gypsy on the planet, and I don't know ANY of these people.

If you are wondering how it is possible to know by name EVERY Gypsy on the planet, well it's easy, once you realize that Gypsy is a RACE of people, not a career, not a lifestyle, not even an ethnicity or culture, but an actual race and distinct of people, and it is one of about 300 races of HUMANS listed on the Critically Endangered Species list.

Yes, Gypsies, like Bengal Tigers, Californian Condors, and the Aborigines of Australia are listed as Endangered Species.

There were fewer then 2,000 Gypsies alive on the planet in 2007 when the census was last counted, and because of the current state of pro-white Gypsy hatred, extreme violence, and hate crimes we Gypsies have to live with it is estimated that by the year 2500 my people will be extinct, gone the way of the Great Auk and the Dodo.

And yet, there are 32 MILLION websites all claiming to be Gypsies. How is that possible? It's not. What you are looking at is one of the biggest scams white men have ever pulled on their fellow mankind.

Out of the 2,000 Gypsies alive today there are exactly 14 who are trained in divination arts of our ancient Magi forefathers. In other words there are ONLY 14 REAL, live, AUTHENTIC Gypsy "fortune tellers" on the planet. That's a far cry from the 32 million FAKE Gypsy fortune tellers who have web sites.

Unfortunately, it is widely know that these "gypsy" fortune tellers are scam artists. It is unfortunate, because so few white men have any clue that these scam artists are just their fellow white men and not real Gypsies at all. It results in other white men, who do not realize it is their own kind that is scamming them, to think of Gypsies as scam artists, when the harsh fact of the matter is that it is white men dressed in Gypsy clothing who are scaming people. We Gypsies find this very upsetting and unsettling because we don't like the bad reputation these white scam artists are giving us. 

Beware of White Men in Gypsy Clothing

One of the biggest scams in the psychic community is what is known as "The Gypsy Scam". Quite simply, it is a white person dressed in "gypsy" clothing and pretending to tell your future.

The white folks doing this, are nothing but Golliwogs. A Golliwog is a racist bigot who thinks nothing of dressing up as another race, going so far as to paint their skin black and lips red, in the case of classic Golliwogs, then dancing around like an idiot to make fun of the race in question.

Golliwogs were a common thing in the early days of Hollywood, when white men were used to play Black, Chinese, or Native American characters in movies. The civil rights movement of the 1960s through the 1980s put an end to MOST forms of this racial bigotry.  Unfortunately, come Halloween, you can still go to WalMart and by "Mexican" or "Gypsy" costumes, alongside Spiderman and Wonder Woman. 

To the white men, we are nothing but a Halloween costume. And a garish one at that.

How To Tell If A Gypsy Is a REAL Gypsy:

#1: A DNA test.

The best way to tell a Gypsy from a white man in disguise is to simply know what a Gypsy is. 

Once you know that a Gypsy is a race and can be determined by a simple DNA test, just ask the so-called "gypsy' to show you their DNA blood charts.

Gypsies are an endangered race. Fewer then 2,000 gypsies are alive according the the 2007 Census of Endangered Indigenous Human Races. 

The Gypsies originated from Persia. The first known history of them is their Magi priests who worked for King Darius. The Magi were a group of children, kidnapped out of Judea and raised in the temples of Baal. The most famous of the Magi priests were Daniel, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, who were responsible for creating most of the rules of the Brotherhood of the Magi or the Magi Order. The original Magi were Hebrew Sorcerers and Soothsayers who married Persian woman. It is the children of this Hebrew/Persian blending, who became known as The Gypsies.

The Magi in Persia, were dual. The people revered them for their powers of divination and saw them as a direct link to the Heavens. However, while the Magi had the respect of the people and were sought out by kings, they were slaves. They risked execution if they dared set foot outside the temples of Baal and were often tortured if their predictions were not to the king's liking. If one Magi gave an unsatisfying prediction, all members of his order, not just him, were thrown into a pit of wild beasts. The Magi were noted for their work with angels and the most famous story of Magi-Angel interaction is the story of Daniel and the Lion's Den. 

The Magi wore very specific robes of red, blue, or purple silk, embroidered with the sacred symbols of the Angels: stars, eyes, fruit, flowers, feathers, moons, and suns (a tradition which they passed down and continue to do to this day.) The High Priests wore gold breast plates, embedded with sacred gemstones, and divined messages from God through his Angels by use of casting stones, shells, rods, and bones. 

The Magi were prisoners of King Darius. Slaves to the throne and in the early days, their only desire was to be reunited with their people: The House of Israel.

When Darius' empire fell, the Magi took their families and fled Persia, originally intending to return to Judea and the house of Israel. However, because of their enslavement as soothsayers and socerers and their having taken Persian wives, the Magi were cast out of the House of Isreal, cursed by the Isrealites to wander the earth along side the people of Ishmael. The Israelites saw the Magi as having turned away from God, accussing them of having followed in the footsteps of Lucifer and the Third of the Host of Heaven that had been cast out. The Magi and their work with Angels for divination purposes were seen as a corruption and a perversion, and were forced to flee for their lives, from their own people who never welcomed them back into the fold.

The Magi, took the Grigori, the Fallen angels who were cast out of Heaven, as their Guardian angels, converted from the Hebrew/Jewish religion to the religion of Ishmael (Islam/Muslim). In addition to divination with the Grigori Angels, the Magi began to practice too, divination with DiJinn.

The Magi became known as The Wise Men of The East, and The People with No Home and they wandered the face of the earth in a vast caravan, taking their families with them. In the New Testament they are mentioned breifly when Saint Luke described them as a "great multitude" that arrived in Herod's court seeking the birth of the New King (Jesus). Rumours of the Magi's armies of Fallen Angels they had at their comand, terrified people whereever they went and they were not allowed to stay in any city for long. Their outlandish clothening made them instantly identifiable. When King Herod looked out into the city and saw their great numbers and the fact that their tribe was so large that they could overthrow his kingdom in minutes, he sent them to Bethlehem.

The Magi wandered ever eastward and eventually and went to Mongolia. By this time period, they were also being called "The Scithians" and were noted for their tall pointed red hats, amor made of jeweled gold, heavily embroidered silk robes, herds of horses that were equally bedazzled, and wearing belts decked out in chains, each chain holding the resin preserved head of an enemy. The Magi had become warrior, wizard priests, with flags painted in Grigori symbols of feathers with eyes on them.

It is in this time period that the first description of them being short appear. They were said to be surprisingly small and rode on what people described as "minuature ponies". They lived amoung the Mongolians for a few centuries, settled for the first time since their imprisionment in Persian. From the Mongolians they added Animism and Shamanism to their divination practices and now in addition to the silk robes, heads of enemies, and jewels, they began to wear animal skins, furs, bones, and antlers.

From Mongolia, they were captured by Scandinavian pirates (Vikings) and their holy woman enslaved to perform divination for their village leaders. It is the Magi, not the Vikings who wore the "horned helmets". Believing heavily in the power of the spirit world, Viking ships always kept a Magi Wise Woman on board, and she would often wear antlers of caraibu. 

The Magi were once again slaves, forced to do divination for kings. They eventually escaped and made their way to what is now Scotland, where they lived amoung the Picts. This is the first time in their history, that the Magi had a long term stay in any one location, living with the Picts for about 900 years. They remained in Alba/Scotland, intermarrying with the Picts and became classified as "The Indigenous Peoples of The Scottish Highlands". 

By the time they had reached Scotland, The Magi had begum wearing "scarlet" which was wool that had been dyed red with blood. Their outfits were now a distinct blend of Asian kimono style silks, fur capes, and wool wraps (plaids or great kilts). The Magi, were seen as fierce wildmen, because of their blood dyed cloth, their long swords, and their belts of shrunken heads, which were all decorated with gold, jewels, and embroidery of stars, eyes, and moons.

The Magi, by this point, had developed very distinct physical features:

The Magi were very short, often under 5 feet tall, 5'3" being the average and rarely reaching a hieght above 5'9".

The Magi had a golden olive skin tone, not quite as "red" as a Native American, not quite as "yellow" as an Asian, sometimes pale enough to pass for "white".

The Magi have large noses and high cheekbones.

The Magi are large boned, their bones being shorter, thicker, and stockier then normmal.

The Magi have a low metabolism, giving them an overall rounded or plump appearance, with "fat cheeks" .

The Celts had several names for them, calling them "The Little People" because of their distinctive lack of height.

The Irish called them "The Leprechauns" due to their distinctive, red silk, pointy toed, jeweled and embroidered shoes. (The word Leprechaun means "The Shoe Makers")

The Welsh called them "FarDarrig" which means: the Men who paint their coats red with human blood, or simply The Red Men, due to their habit of dying their silk robes red, with the blood of slain enemies.

Because of their Hebrew/Persian/Muslium/Mongolian divination of Angels, DiJinn, and Nature Spirits, they were also said to be the "Childen of the Fates" or Faeries for short. the Celts believed the Magi to be the Angel-Human half breeds mentioned in the Apocrapha; the children of the Grigori Angels who mate with the daughters of men. The Magi were seen as not-Human, Changelings, and were greatly feared by the Christians and Catholics that were fast flooding into the British Isles. 

Called the Children of the Fallen Ones and the Children of Lucifer and Satan, believed by the Catholics to be the half-bred, half human, half Fallen Angel beasts of the Bible, the "Children of the Serpent", the Catholics sent a priest named Patrick to drive them out of the British Isles.

The Catholics and their Holy Knights invaded the British Isles and slaughtered all the native "Heathens" under the belief that because they were half-human and half-angel, they were all demon and therefore must be murdered. Ptric drve the "snakes" out of Ireland. The "snakes" became known as The Irish travellers. Meanwhile in Scotland the Picts were being masaqueed into near extinction. This is what the Scottish refer to when they say "the celtic Invasion". With the Picts (and most of the Magi along with them) annihilated in this mass genocide, the remaining Magi gathered up their families into their bright painted covered wagons and fled to Egypt.

When the pale faced Celts invaded the British Isles in their religion crazed, pro-white power, anti-coloured skin, genocidal, mass murdering fury, the Magi fled again, this time to Egypt. 

Once again the Magi found a home, but they never accepted it as their home. While they were welcomed with open arms by the Egyptians, the Magi boiled with seathing hatred for the white men that had murdered their families, razed their horse farms, and drove them out of Scotland. Spouting curses at white men and swearing vengance, the Magi vowed to never again trust a white man and from that day forth, Magi children are raised to fear, loth, and hate white men with a verhemant hatred, taught to not associate with white men, taught to curse white men, taught to see white men as the vile, hate-filled, murderous scum of the earth.

The Magi lived among the Egyptians working alongside their priests and became known as "The Gypsies" which meant "the People Who Live with The Egyptians". Egypt was a very open country, not known for the pro-white power, pro-christian, kill everything not white or Christian, mentality that was fast sweeping across Medieval Europe.

At this point the reigne of the Magi had ended. Fearing they would be slaughtered if white men knew who they were, they no more called themselves The Magi, instead, adopting the name the Egyptians gave then: Gypsies.

While they were welcomed to stay and live among the Egyptians, The Magi, now calling themselves The Gypsies, had only one goal in mind: Return home to our farms in Scotland. Unfortunatly the mass-genocide of the Picts had left numbers few and widely scattered. They no longer lived in one mass tribe, but instead were broken into smaller familiy units scattered to the wind. This seperation of the tribe mentally and emotionally devistated them, for in 4,000 years, the Magi had never once seperated or divided their tribe. The entire population had moved like a vast herd of gazzel in a single unit, with their strength coming from their vast numbers. Their battle cry had been for millennia: protect the family, and the entire tribe was the family. 

In Egypt the Magi were no longer a single large tribe, but now hundreds of small clans, most only 20 or 30 members strong, rarely with more then 3 generations living under one roof. The Magi were used to familiy units of 100 or more members, with all uncles, aunts, grandparents, in-laws, cousins, and children living under "one roof" (more accuratly, one clump of tents.) This change in how the family units lived together, is the major reason behind the change in the name of the community from Magician (Magi) to Gypsy (Gypsies).

Reuniting the family units into a single force tribe once again and retaking scotland, became the priority. The Gypsies made several attempts to return to Scotland, each time returning to Eygpt, eventually being chased by the British to Germany. The primary factor against them was their vainity and use of swordsmanship. The Gypsies had for cennturies been noted swordsmen and refused to undate their weapons to match the battle machines and cannon fire of the progressing world. The invention of canons, pistols, and other guns and their refusal to use them, was their downfall.

Their final attempt to return to Scotland came in the 1530s, when they were captured by the British and sold into slavery. Between the 1530s and the 1640's nearly every Magi/Gypsy was rounded up and either slaughtered, enslaved or marrooned in the New World. Some 20,000 Gypsies were murdered in this racial cleansing, bringing the Gypsy race to obscurity and near exstinction. The few that survived the massacre did so only because they had been marooned in the New World along the coast of what is now Maine and Nova Scotia, where they lived among the Native American tribes of the region. 

In the Americas, the Gypsies continued to practice their divination rituals, now adding to the mix, Native Americans spirituality. In the 1700s, the Gypsies began to travel across the country in bright painted covered wagons, setting up bright colored tents (still decorated with Eyes of Angels, stars, and moons) and began charging white men fees to see their ancient Magi Rituals performed. The white men changed the race name Magi to Magic to describe the divination rituals themselves, saying it was "Gypsies performing Magic".

Through this, circuses, travelling side shows, carnivals, and freak shows got their start. By the 1800's the Magi, were now being called Carneval Gypsies or Carnnies. In addition to Magic, they began to add entertainment/performers, curiosities, exotic animals, and eventually amusment rides. They began settling down on beaches and setting up coastal amusement park communities.

Today the Magi are known as The Scottish Gypsies and still live in New England and Maritime Canada and are still operators of circuses, side shows, freakshows, carnivals, and Magic arts.

How much of this info has a paper trail that can be proven, and how much is word of mouth passed down over the years? The paper trail (which includes birth record, death records, marriage certificates, deeds, grants, recipts, and other documents) goes from the current era Maine back to 1500's Scotland. The info from 1500's Scotland, back to Bible times, is passed down word of mouth and while some details can be found in historic documents, many can not be and are unknown as to how accurate they actually are.

From 1648 to today, there exists a meticulously kept file of documents and nearly every member of the Googings/Ricker/Allen clan can be traced from 1648 to today. The parts about the Vikings, Mongolians, Sicians, and Persians, is word of mouth, passed down granny to grandchild, has no paper trail that we are aware of and at the moment is neither proven nor disproven. 

However, our clothes, our religious traditions, and magic arts, are filled with Persian, Muslim, and olde English traditions, indicating there is some truth to the story.

The Scottish Gypsies who descended from Persian Magi, are the ONLY people on the planet who can truly, correctly, and accurately use the word Gypsy for themselves. There are fewer then 2,000 gypsies alive today in 2015. Of them, there are EXACTLY 14 who practice the art of ancient divination and fortune telling. and yet, if you Google Gypsy fortune telling, you find a whopping 32 million sites, all of which are run by so called "real" or "authentic" Gypsies. 

This is a HUGE scam, by white men, pretending to be us, and thinking that if they dress up in silks and gold coins and wave tarot cards and crystal balls in your face, you'll think they are real Gypsies.

The word "gypsy" has been erroneously used by ignorant people to mean "nomad" and is commonly (and incorrectly) used for The Romany People and The Travellers. 

The Romany are NOT Gypsies. Their people have no blood link to the Persian Magi and never lived in Eygpt. The Romany are a brown skinned race who descend from India and lived in Romania, Italy, and Spain. 

The Travellers are NOT Gypsies. The Travellers are Celtic (often Irish). They have no blood link to the Persian Magi and also never lived in Eygpt. They are a pale skinned (often red haired) race that originated in Italy and the British Isles.

The problem is that white people say "Well you all look alike" so they slap one title on all of us. As the Gypsies were the first of MANY nomadic groups the Europeans encountered, they simply decided to call ALL nomadic groups "gypsies" regardless of if they were or not.

The Romas ARE NOT Gypsies!

The Travellers ARE NOT Gypsies!

Living in a caravan does not make you a Gypsy!

Being a transient does NOT make you a Gypsy!

Being a Roma does not make you a Gypsy!

Being a Traveller does not make you a Gypsy!

Being a psychic card reader does not make you a Gypsy!

Living in a motorhome does not make you a Gypsy!

Owning a crystal ball does not make you a Gypsy!

Belly dancing does not make you a Gypsy!

Being a fortune teller does not make you a Gypsy!

Being a gang member does not make you a Gypsy!

Throwing a big fat super bling wedding does not make you a Gypsy!

RVing across America does not make you a Gypsy!

Picking pockets does not make you a Gypsy!

Wearing a purple skirt and a scarf with gold coins does not make you a Gypsy!

Begging for money does not make you a Gypsy!

Being homeless does not make you a Gypsy!

Backpacking across Europe does not make you a Gypsy!

STOP CALLING THOSE THINGS GYPSIES!!!!

One thing and one thing only makes you a Gypsy: your DNA. There are only 2,000 people on the planet with REAL Gypsy DNA. If you ain't got Gypsy DNA in your blood, you ain't no Gypsy and ain't got no right to be abusing the name of our race. And if you ain't related to me personally, I can guarantee you ain't got Gypsy DNA. I know the names of almost every person known to be a REAL Gypsy, and that's because we are all related. I can also guarantee, that whoever it is, squatting on your land in Europe, picking your pockets, robbing you blind, they are not Gypsies, because we don't have any family outside of America and Scotland, and their all settled farmers every one of them.

A DNA test will tell you if they are of Jewish & Persian mix decent or not. If they are not a Jewish Persians, they are NOT a Gypsy.

#2: Gypsies have distinct ethnic features.

You can often tell a REAL Gypsy from a FAKE Gypsy, simply by looking at them.

REAL Gypsies are very short, often under 5 feet tall, 5'3" being the average and rarely reaching a height above 5'9".

REAL Gypsies have a golden olive skin tone, not quite as "red" as a Native American, not quite as "yellow" as an Asian, sometimes pale enough to pass for "white".

REAL Gypsies have large noses and high cheekbones.

REAL Gypsies are large boned, their bones being shorter, thicker, and stockier than normal.

REAL Gypsies have a low metabolism, giving them an overall rounded or plump appearance, with "fat cheeks".

REAL Gypsies usually have dark brown wavy hair. They almost never have blond, red, straight, or curly hair.

REAL Gypsies have extremely dark green (look black) eyes. Sometimes varying from green to dark chocolate brown (look black) eyes. Their eyes are distinctive in that they look solid black regardless of their colour. It gives them a "haunting" or 'bewitching" appearance and looks as though they have no iris at all, just very large black pupils. They almost never have blue, grey, light green, or light brown eyes. americans tend to describe Gypsy eyes are 'exotic" due to their exceedingly dark, blackness. Gypsies are described by white men as black-eyed, but MOST Gypsies actually have green eyes, the shade of green being very dark. It is rare to find a Gypsy whose eyes are any colour other then green.

#3: Gypsies have a distinct culture

Gypsy culture is VERY religious, filled with taboos and superstitions, many of which appear distinctly Muslim, others Old English Gnostic Christian, or Scandinavian Pagan. This is because of their blended history with these religions.

Gypsies have very strict lists of foods they won't eat, items they won't touch, things that are not allowed, etc. The list of taboos (each taboo with an accompanying "old wives tale" to explain it) is staggering. Everything from the weather to trees to rocks to how food is prepared to who sleeps where to what colours clothing can be worn on what days has a set of "rules" governing it. There are thousands of taboos.

Likewise there are as many sacred objects and accompanying rituals, prayers, and offerings to be made to the spirits.

A white (wo)man, pretending to be a Gypsy, will spout off information about telling your future, but they will not be able to detail you the hows or whys behind what they say. They can not tell you the cultural significance of the meanings of the divination they do.

If you ask a fake "gypsy" to tell you their "gypsy" history, they will tell you some cock and bull story about "it's a secret, I can't tell you" or give you some phony story straight out of Hollywood fantasy.

They will not be able to give you REAL Gypsy history behind spells, divinations, and rituals, because they do not know them.

Keep in mind that Gypsies revere their history and story telling, telling their history to their children and grandchildren is a HUGE part of Gypsy culture.

There is no such thing as a Gypsy who does not know their history. 

There is no such thing as a Gypsy who claims their history is secret or sacred and can't be told. 

While the actual practice of the Magic Arts is sacred and kept secret, there is no such thing as a Gypsy "fortune teller" or "psychic" who does not know the history behind what they do and they will always tell you the names of the Grigori governing each aspect of their work. 

There is no such thing as a Gypsy "fortune teller" or "psychic" who does not know the Grigori ArchAngels by name. 

NOTE: The Grigori have ancient names known throughout time. Beware of fake "gypsies" who give you made up or modern sounding names. if in doubt, Google the Grigori, and research them for yourself.

REMEMBER: 
The Gypsies started out as jews
A Gypsy "Fortune Teller"
who does not work with
the Grigori Angels  
and other ancient hebrew deities
is NOT a Gypsy!

Remember: The Gypsies have a distinct bloodline...

They started out as Hebrews (Jews) who were kidnapped and forced into Persian slavery. They NEVER let go of their Jewish past and hold high regard for very ancient Angels, known as the Grigori Angels, which they believe to be their personal guardians and protectors.

The Gypsies revere the Grigori Angels in the same way Catholics revere Mother Mary and Born Again Christians revere Christ Jesus.

This is the #1 BEST way to test a Gypsy "psychic" to find out if they are a real Gypsy.

EVERY REAL Gypsy "psychic" is going to tell you that they are NOT psychic, that they do nothing by their own power. They will then tell you about the Grigori Angels, listing these ancient Hebrew holy deity-like beings by name, AND will tell you specifically WHICH of the Grigori is their personal Guardian Angel (for example, mine is Ertael).

If you ask a "Gypsy fortune teller" to tell you which of the Grigori is their guardian and they give you a blank stare and ask you what a "Gregory" is, you know you are dealing with a faker.

Remember: The Gypsies were first Hebrew children who were kidnapped by Persian soldiers and sold to Persian temple priests, where they were raised in Persian, by Persians, as Persian Wizards. Most of their Hebrew culture was striped away, with them holding on to only bits and pieces of their past, mostly the stories of the ArchAngels.

REMEMBER:
The gypsies are the magi of the bible ~
the children of israel raised as persian wizards in the temples of baal by persian priests
~
REAL Gypsies are PERSIAN,
DRESS in Persian outfits,
practice a religion that is a persian inspired blend of Judaism & Muslim,
and practice PERSIAN magic arts
~
FAKE "gypsy psychics"
lack these traits.

Keep in mind too, that because the Magi adopted Persian sorcery practices, they were cast out of the House of Israel and sent to live in the House of Ishmael instead. Because of this, they stopped practicing the Jewish religion and started practicing the Muslim religion. Which means that in addition to the Grigori Angels they began working with DiJinn as well.

An AUTHENTIC Gypsy "fortune teller" is not only going to be able to tell you about the Hebrew stories of the Grigori (and their half human children: the Nephilim and Seraphim), but also the Muslim stories of the Grigori AND their familiars the DiJinn. 

REMEMBER: Gypsy divination, is ACTUALLY a soothsayer who is using sacred rituals to call upon the assistance of the Grigori Angels. The Gypsy "fortune teller" IS NOT psychic, they are simply trained in the sacred art of communicating with Angels.

Also, keep in mind that in addition to the Grigori Angels, a REAL Gypsy, also communicates with DiJinn.

REMEMBER: 
The Magi were cast out of the house of israel and converted from Judaism to Islam 
A Gypsy "Psychic"
Who Does Not Work With
The DiJinn
and other Muslim deities
Is NOT A Gypsy!

DiJinn are lesser spirits, not as powerful as Angels, that can be captured and coerced into doing one's bidding. They are also known as Familiar Spirits.

DiJinn are chaotic and can become violent. They are dangerous to work with and have been known to turn on their "masters". Many cultures refer to DiJinn as being demons or evil spirits. When someone is said to be "possessed by evil spirits" most likely they have been infected by a DiJinn.

Gypsies cast curses, or at least, Gypsies cast what other cultures call curses. Gypsies themselves don't believe in curses in the same way white men do. The Gypsy concept of what a curse is, is quite different from what white men claim a curse to be.

When a Gypsy casts a "curse" what the Gypsy has actually done was to send a prayer request to the Grigori Angels, asking that the Grigori send a DiJinn to haunt the person who wronged the Gypsy. The Grigori will pick out a DiJinn that is best suited for irritating the person in question, and send it to live with that person. The DiJinn will them imprint itself to that person and follow them wherever they go and cause bad things to happen to them on a daily basis.

Working with DiJinn is dangerous because DiJinn are wild and feral and, while they will obey their masters "for a time" they are often known to become bored with haunting a single person and can instead take over a whole house (very common) or even several generations of a family (a generational curse) and can even turn on their master and haunt them instead of the person intended (curse backfiring or karmic retribution).

VERY FEW magic using practitioners will work with DiJinn. Wiccans and white witches go so far are to strictly forbid it.

Gypsies however, have a long and close relationship to DiJinn and it is one of the primary reasons Gypsy Magic Arts is so very different (and seen by white men as more powerful) than Magic Arts used by other cultures. It is also why Gypsy Protection Spells are often described as Gypsy "curses".

Gypsies protect themselves by enlisting in the help of DiJinn. DiJinn protect Gypsies by causing "bad luck" to befall the evil person. Thus white men falsely assume that when a Gypsy asks a DiJinn to protect the Gypsies from white men, that that is the Gypsy casting a "curse" on the white men.

#4: Gypsies have VERY distinct ethnic clothing.

FAKE Gypsies wear scarves on their heads, often purple and edged with gold coins.


REAL Gypsies descend from a Hebrew (Israel) Muslim (Ishmael) Culture, that was based in Persian (Iran) and converted to (Scottish) Christianity in the 1300's.


The culture of REAL Gypsies blends Jewish, Persian, Muslim, and Gnostic (Medieval/Enochian) Christian practices and as such the women sometimes wear veils (hijab) same as any other Muslim women. They DO NOT wrap their heads in scarves covered in coins. The veiling of women is a sacred part of Gypsy religious practices and comes from their Muslim roots.

Gypsy women OFTEN wear Jewish style veils or Muslim style hijabs, because of their religion. They do this to be in humility in the presences of the higher beings. Because of their persian roots, Gypsies wear hijabs that are heavily embroidered and beaded. 

When a REAL Gypsy woman is veiled, it looks like THIS:



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Anyone claiming they are "Gypsy" and wearing coins and wrapped their heads in scarves, is a white man playing Golliwog to scam you out of your money, while making a mockery of the hijab.

When white men mock the "head scarfs" of Gypsies, they mock a very sacred holy garment, the hijab, worn as part of our faith.

FAKE Gypsies wear big tired tribal belly dance skirts, with lots of ruffles.

REAL Gypsies descend from Persia and wear long kimono-like silk robes. The look is VERY distinctive and resembles a mix of Japanese kimono and Indian sari. It literally screams "I'm from the Middle East!"

Do a quick Google search of traditional Persian dress and you will see, how VERY distinctive Gypsy clothing is. It looks nothing like the tribal belly dance outfits worn by many FAKE "gypsies".

Here, I'll do a Google search for you...here's what Gypsy cloths look like:



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Anyone claiming they are "Gypsy" and wearing lots frilly skirted ruffles, is a white man playing Golliwog to scam you out of your money.

FAKE Gypsies wear a lot of jewelry.

REAL Gypsies embellish their possessions with jewels: their clothes, their cars, their covered wagons, their swords, their horses....but they RARELY wear actual jewelry (rings, earrings, bracelets, and necklaces)

Anyone claiming they are "Gypsy" and wearing lots of jewelry, is a white man playing Golliwog to scam you out of your money.

One of the absolute WORST mockeries white men make of Gypsy traditions and culture is the "Traditional Gypsy Wedding".

Oh yes, the Gypsy wedding has a lot of super bling, but it ain't ANYTHING like what you see touted about on reality TV.

You want to see what REAL Gypsy wedding dresses look like?

Here's what REAL Gypsy weddings look like:



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DON'T believe the outright LIES you see on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. I watched all episodes of all seasons and there is not even ONE single solitary REAL Gypsy on that show: they are romanies and Travellers every one.

#5: Tarot is NOT a Gypsy practice.

While some Gypsies read cards, they are reading regular playing cards or in recent years Angel cards.

Gypsy folklore teaches that Tarot cards are embedded with dark or evil forces. Gypsy superstition strictly forbids a Gypsy from touching tarot cards.

Anyone claiming they are "Gypsy" and waving a tarot cards in your face, is a white man playing Golliwog to scam you out of your money.

#6: Crystal balls are NOT a Gypsy practice.

Crystal scrying, done in Gypsy style, is by throwing small bright coloured gemstones onto a circle draw in the dirt or painted on a cloth, and reading how the crystals landed. It is NOT done by gazing into a crystal ball.

Anyone claiming they are "Gypsy" and waving a crystal ball in your face, is a white man playing Golliwog to scam you out of your money.

#7: Tea Leaf Reading is NOT a Gypsy practice.

Gypsy religion, folklore, and superstition forbids the drinking of coffee and alcoholic drinks and limits the drinking of tea and soda. Gypsies drink heavy cream (or whole milk when cream is not available). They may also drink water or fruit or vegetable juice. A Gypsy ONLY drinks tea for medicinal reasons, never as a "drink". If a Gypsy wants a hot drink, they drink a "hot chocolate" like drink which is made out of heavy or whipping cream and dark chocolate boiled together.

Coffee, tea, wine, beer, and other alcoholic drinks are very taboo in Gypsy culture, and you will NEVER see a REAL Gypsy using any of these things.

There is no such thing as a "Gypsy Tea Room".

Anyone claiming they are "Gypsy" and waving a tea leaves in your face, is a white man playing Golliwog to scam you out of your money.

#8: Gypsies are farmers. 

Gypsies are farmers. They do not live in cities. They grow their own food. They raise horses, goats, chickens, ducks, and rabbits. They live in large tight night families in close communities. They often do not have electricity. They live in a lifestyle that is described by many americans as "very Amish" or "very Mennonite". 

#9: Gypsies RARELY associate with white men.

Gypsies RARELY associate with white men. They keep to themselves. The rift between Gypsies and white men is HUGE. The Gypsies have not forgiven the white men for taken their farms from them in Scotland. The Gypsy view of white men is that they are evil, lying, thieving, back stabbing bastards. 

Gypsy culture teaches that they are the children of the Nephilim, that they descended from the Grigori Angels who mated with human women. Gypsy culture is full of Angel reverence and human shunning and avoiding contact with humans, especially white humans.

You will RARELY, if ever see a Gypsy in "normal" American society. They live in isolated communities, separated from American society, and keep to themselves, fiercely guarding their families and their land from evil white invaders.

In most cases the only time you will encounter a REAL Gypsy, is when they come out to set up tents as a way to make money to pay taxes on their land or buy supplies they can not make or grow themselves. To the Gypsies, divination is a sacred gift from our Grigori fathers. It is not to be abused. It used to make money in times of need, it not used to attain unnecessary luxuries and riches. Gypsies use it to make money only when it is necessary to do so, it is why you NEVER see Gypsies set up permanent "fortune telling shops" and only sporadically set up tents here and there on rare occasions. For Gypsies it is a sacred thing not to be abused, it is not a career or steady source of income.

Gypsies still strongly believe in their Magic Arts, still believing they have a direct line to the Angels, still seeing their divination practices as sacred communication with their Heavenly Fathers, the ArchAngels of God.

Because of this strong and sacred belief in their Magic Arts, Gypsies carefully guard their Magi Secrets and made deeply upset when their sacred rituals are used and abused by white men. For white men to dress in our sacred robes, pretend to be Gypsies, and use our religious practices as a way to scam others out of their money, is seen by us Gypsies as a horrific blasphemy against our beloved Grigori Angels.

Anyone claiming they are "Gypsy" and waving their psychic skills around as their career and primary source of income, is a white man playing Golliwog to scam you out of your money.

#10: A Gypsy will NEVER claim to be psychic!

One of the biggest red flags to watch for is simply the word "psychic"

For example: "Gypsy Psychic" or "Get Your Psychic Readings From a Real Gypsy"

How many times do you see those phrases tossed around on those 32 million fake sites, by fake "gypsies"?

Yep. It's on every one of them.

So, what's the problem here?

Well, if you've read the rest of this page up to this point, you've probably figured out by now that Gypsies are INSANELY RELIGIOUS - EXTREME FANATICS in regards to their religious practices, to the point that it governs every step they take, every word they say, every shred of fabric they wear, every bit of food they eat, etc.

Gypsies are among the most extremist fanatics on the planet, when it comes to obeying their religious beliefs.

THAT is why seeing the word "psychic" on a so-called "gypsy" website, is a HUGE red flag - because it contradicts one of the larger rules governing Gypsy religious practices.

For someone to claim they have "psychic powers" implies that they are "special" or otherwise above other men, to the point of being god-like.

Gypsies put a lot of importance on the 10 Commandments and one of them says "Have no other god's before me." To make oneself a "god" by claiming to have "god-like powers" is seen as a grave sin in Gypsy culture.

A Gypsy will NEVER claim to have the powers of god, and therefore will never claim to be psychic. 

To call one-self psychic, is a great sin in Gypsy culture.

Let me repeat that:

A Gypsy will NEVER claim to be psychic. EVER!

That is a very important fact to consider when looking for a REAL Gypsy fortune teller.

Of course, you must consider as well, the fact that no REAL Gypsy calls themselves a fortune teller either. Once again, this is a red flag that tells you, you are dealing with a fake "gypsy".

A Gypsy sees themself only as a vessel by which a Holy Being speaks. That is the very meaning of the word divination, after all: to receive divine messages or guidance.

To claim one is psychic, is to say that one has the power to see into the future. Gypsies do not believe humans can possess such a power, believing that such power comes from the Divine and only through communicating with the Divine can one know things yet to come.
















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Disclaimers, Code Of Ethics, And All That Other Legal Stuff I'm Required To Tell You

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Basic Layman's Version: Disclaimers

Basic Layman's Version: Code of Ethics

Full Text Version (70,000 words long - 150+ pages-, written by help of a lawyer and contains lots of words and phrases the average lay person can not understand.)







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Note: there are likely spelling errors on this site, and I am unlikely to see the ... I fix them when I find them, but, there are many issues here...

Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.

Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.

For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:

American English to Scottish:

a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "

a long distance from = A piece fae

a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "

about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks

accomplishments = kunnandi

After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "

alive (living) = kvikr

Always on the move = Never aff o da go

am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"

are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"

autumn = dah haihst

belong to = fylgja

best = bettah moost

betray (verb) = svíkja

bewildered = villhyggjandi

building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "

built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."

cast a spell = hoodooed

cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"

child = bairn

church = kirk

color = colour

danger = hœttr

daren't = darena

daring = djarfr

dark = dökk

dark elf = Dökkálfr

dark-elves = Døkkálfar

darker = dökká

do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"

do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"

each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "

educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "

elf = Alfr

Elf = Álfr

Elf Home = Álfheimr

Elf World = Álfheimr

elf-advice = Ælfred

elf-beautiful = ælfscyne

elf-friend = Ælfwine

elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru

elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard

elf-powerful = Ælfric

everyday = ivvryday

eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"

fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."

feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."

further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."

green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."

handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "

have faith = trúa

Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis

Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.

have not = ain't

He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.

He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.

Head for = Mak wye for

head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak

head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie

horse fly = klegsie

I = Me

I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "

I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)

idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."

idiot = numpty

if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "

I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye

know = ken

looked = lokid

looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."

magic = hoodoo

naked = nøkkviðr

needle = bodkin

neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "

No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "

Nobody knew = not-knew nobody

Noontide = Da heicht o da day

NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"

NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."

old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "

orange = o'jinn

out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."

outside = oot dair

people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "

people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."

poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "

Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "

shield = skjoldr

Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "

tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "

the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"

them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"

there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."

they = dey

To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."

understand = understonde

understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "

very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"

Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"

Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "

For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people:  https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf  

The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf 

More information about our language can be found on this website:  https://www.iheardee.com  which is written in my native language.


However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.

My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.

It is a very great struggle.

At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.

Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.

I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.

Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.

Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.

If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.

However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.

My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.

While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.

As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.

I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.

Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.

As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.

have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.

I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.

I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".

It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"

The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.

The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.





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i just found out there is yet another bizarre rumour going around. where are these wild rumours coming from? who is starting them? and why?

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since I've been flooded with hundreds of messages the past two weeks asking if I still own "the world's most haunted car", yes, and here it is, filmed today May 18, 2026… but my son Xavier is dead, i am crippled and given that people are AGAIN showing up calling my Dodge "haunted", calling my friend "an alien", calling me "transgender", and spreading wild defamation slander connecting me to Stephen King, I think I need to start taking down the contact information of every blogger, podcaster, youtuber, and social media account spreading these rumors, and sue every single one of them for CAUSING my car to be cut in half May 10, 2010, for CAUSING the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013, for CAUSING my son's murder November 14, 2013, for CAUSING me to be crippled and in a wheelchair November 14, 2013, and for CONTINUING to CAUSE harassers to show up in person to harass me near daily, STILL now in 2026. EVERYONE telling you my car is haunted, telling you my friend is an alien, calling my car "the goldeneagle", calling my friend "Etiole", or trying to connect me or my car to Stephen King, is lying to you. They crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, and a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet identified the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club and the FBI believes that it is friends and family of the woman who did it, are the ones who started and spread the rumors saying my car is haunted, saying I'm an alien abductee, saying all kinds of similar bs about aliens, ufos, ghosts, witchcraft, demons, and Stephen King connections, even though I don't believe in ghosts, aliens, ufos, demons, and had never heard of Stephen King before 30k of his fans showed up in my yard trying to find my car! FBI believes the backhoe driver and the murderer are the same person and it is a developer who wanted my land and so started the Stephen King, ghost, and alien rumors all in an attempt to drive me off my land, and when it didn't work they drove a backhoe over my house, and when that didn't work they crippled me and killed my son. Why are they doing this? How do I get them to stop?

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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....

... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.

While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgMy house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since.

The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.

Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.

Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.

Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.

The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Clairescreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Kendrascreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.

Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.

Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.

Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.

In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.

Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.

But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.

I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.

Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.

Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.

I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.

My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.

Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

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