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Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

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A Taste of Macaroni and Cheese Magic: Character Interview Character Creation Writing Prompts



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A Taste of Macaroni and Cheese Magic: Character Interview Character Creation Writing Prompts


Character Interviews
Character Creation Writing Prompts

Today is October 20, 2023 and we are making a page of Character Interview Character Creation Writing Prompts

Why?

Because, I felt like making one of these today, so here it is. We are going to use ChatGPT to make these questions, for no reason, other then I find it amusing to see some of the weird ass prompts ChatGPT gives us.

As per what I usually do, I am designing these prompts for my own use with my Quaraun series, so, names of characters and locations found in these prompts are copyrighted to the franchise I write and you can not use them.

However, you can use the writing prompts. Just remove the names of my characters and locations and put the names of your characters and locations in their place and you're good to go.

Sooo... let's do that.

Here we go:


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A Taste of Macaroni and Cheese Magic: Character Interview Character Creation Writing Prompts


Now, unless stated otherwise, ALL, my writing/character creation/worldbuilding/editing/publishing answers/articles on my website are always referencing The Quaraun series (also known as The Twighlight Manor series, also known as The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer or The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane, and some sections of it are also sometimes referred to as The Wild Years or The Chrystonite Chronicles or Noodle Beach), and how I go about creating the Quaraun characters, the world they live in, write the series, edit the manuscripts, and publish it.

I used to (many years ago) also write a few other series, which were not connected/related to the Quaraun series, but nearly all of those are now out of print, and it's been almost two decades since the last time I wrote a none-Quaraun book. So, I rarely ever refer to any of these old out-of-print series when writing these articles and answering these questions.

And, so, unless stated otherwise, the series I mention in these articles is always Quaraun and crew.

Well, in order to better have ChatGPT better answer these questions on par with the type of answer I would give, I have taught ChatGPT that it is my both my personal assistant and a screaming fanboy of the Quaraun series. Thi, needless to say, influences the responses ChatGPT gives and causes it to yip yap quite a lot about my series and its characters, throughout it's responses.  

Enjoy and happy writing!

~EK

The Prompt:

What are discussions that might be had about gourmet macaroni and cheese?

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, gourmet macaroni and cheese, a culinary delight that transcends the mundane and takes us on a tantalizing journey. In the whimsical realm of Noodle Beach, where magic and romance blend seamlessly, one can imagine these delectable discussions:

1. "The Enchanted Mac 'n' Cheese of Noodle Beach": An ode to the magical twist your world adds to this beloved comfort food. Readers can delve into how Quaraun and BoomFuzzy might conjure flavors beyond the ordinary, infusing love spells into every velvety bite.

2. "BoomFuzzy's Gourmet Creations": A spotlight on BoomFuzzy's culinary artistry. How does the Phooka King elevate the humble mac 'n' cheese to gourmet status? Discuss his secret ingredients, unique recipes, and the ambiance of his gingerbread house kitchen.

3. "Noodle Beach Food Trucks: Mac 'n' Cheese Marvels": Explore the food trucks of Noodle Beach, where gourmet macaroni and cheese takes center stage. Share the quirkiest and most enchanting food trucks in the seaside town, each offering its own delectable variations of this classic dish.

4. "The Romancing Power of Mac 'n' Cheese": Given the heartwarming LGBTQAI+ romance in your stories, engage in discussions about how a romantic dinner featuring gourmet mac 'n' cheese can melt hearts. Imagine Quaraun and BoomFuzzy sharing an intimate meal by the moonlit shore, and let readers share their own romantic interpretations.

5. "Magical Ingredients and Flavor Alchemy": Explore the whimsical ingredients unique to Noodle Beach that turn an ordinary dish into an extraordinary one. How does magic influence the flavors and experiences of this gourmet mac 'n' cheese?

6. "Noodle Beach's Gourmet Mac 'n' Cheese Festival": Envision an annual festival where residents and visitors celebrate this delectable dish. Discuss the quirky competitions, mac 'n' cheese tastings, and the role of food in bringing the community together.

7. "Mac 'n' Cheese for the Senses": Delve into the sensory delights of gourmet mac 'n' cheese – its creamy texture, tantalizing aromas, and exquisite presentation. How does Quaraun, with his silk dresses and elegant style, make every mac 'n' cheese moment a true feast for the senses?

8. "GhoulSpawn's Fiery Twist": Given GhoulSpawn's pyromancer abilities, how might he add a fiery twist to mac 'n' cheese? Discuss his experiments with heat and magical spices, resulting in a macaroni and cheese like no other.

As your tales of Noodle Beach are filled with charm and enchantment, so too are the conversations about these gourmet macaroni and cheese dishes, creating a world where every bite is a magical experience and every discussion a flavorful journey.

The Prompt:

What are some different types of gourmet macaroni and cheese, particularly types which might be found along the coast of Maine?

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Along the charming coast of Maine in the fantastical realm of Noodle Beach, one can discover a delightful array of gourmet macaroni and cheese creations, each inspired by the coastal flavors and the magic of your world. Here are some imaginative variations to tantalize your readers' taste buds:

1. "Lobster Lover's Mac 'n' Cheese": A true Maine delicacy, this gourmet macaroni and cheese is adorned with succulent chunks of lobster meat, creating a marriage of rich, creamy cheese and the sweet, briny essence of the sea. Quaraun and BoomFuzzy might be inspired to craft this dish on a romantic moonlit evening.

2. "Seaside Herb-Infused Mac 'n' Cheese": Imagine a macaroni and cheese recipe that incorporates fresh herbs foraged from the coastal cliffs. The result is a dish bursting with the flavors of thyme, rosemary, and sea salt, evoking the very essence of Noodle Beach's surroundings.

3. "Captain's Catch Mac 'n' Cheese": A nautical-inspired creation that features a blend of different seafood treasures like scallops, clams, and shrimp. This gourmet dish celebrates the bounty of the Maine coast, with a velvety cheese sauce that's both decadent and comforting.

4. "The Enchanted Seashell Mac 'n' Cheese": In the magical world of Noodle Beach, one can envision macaroni adorned with delicate, edible seashells, adding a whimsical touch to an already enchanting dish. The flavors of the sea and the charm of the beach come together in every bite.

5. "Phooka's Secret Recipe: Noodle Beach Mac 'n' Cheese": Let BoomFuzzy's culinary wizardry shine in this gourmet creation. He might use rare, otherworldly ingredients that only a Phooka could acquire, imbuing the mac 'n' cheese with enchanting flavors that transport diners to a realm of wonder.

6. "GhoulSpawn's Smoky Seaside Mac 'n' Cheese": Given GhoulSpawn's pyromancer skills, imagine a mac 'n' cheese that is kissed by the flames of his magic. The dish has a smoky, charred flavor, reminiscent of bonfires along the coast, with magical spices that ignite the senses.

7. "Mermaid's Melody Mac 'n' Cheese": A whimsical creation inspired by the coastal folklore of mermaids. This macaroni and cheese features a swirl of colorful, naturally-derived dyes, mimicking the vibrant hues of mermaid tails. It's a feast for the eyes and the palate.

8. "Time-Traveler's Tasting Mac 'n' Cheese": To pay homage to GhoulSpawn's time-traveling endeavors, picture a mac 'n' cheese dish that combines ingredients from different eras, creating a culinary time warp. It's a journey through the history of flavors, blending the old and the new.

These gourmet macaroni and cheese variations are as diverse and enchanting as the world of Noodle Beach itself, capturing the essence of the coast of Maine and the magic that fills your heartwarming tales. Readers will surely be inspired to try their hand at recreating these imaginative dishes in their own kitchens, infusing a touch of Noodle Beach magic into their lives.

The Prompt:

What are some good writing prompts regarding macaroni and cheese?

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, macaroni and cheese, a dish that warms the heart and stirs the soul, just like the heartwarming tales of Noodle Beach. Here are some delightful writing prompts, infused with magic, love, and whimsy:

1. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn embark on a culinary adventure, each trying to create the most enchanting and unique version of macaroni and cheese using magical ingredients. Their creations lead to an unexpected magical mishap, transforming the town of Noodle Beach. How do they work together to reverse the spell, and what wacky ingredients did they use?

2. In Noodle Beach, macaroni and cheese is said to have magical properties, able to reveal the deepest desires of those who partake. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn find themselves drawn into a mysterious mac 'n' cheese-eating contest at the local fair. As they each take a bite, their most hidden wishes come to life. How do these magical wishes affect their lives, and do they come at a cost?

3. As a token of their love and appreciation for one another, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn decide to prepare a grand macaroni and cheese feast for a romantic evening on the beach. Write a heartwarming scene as they select enchanting ingredients, share their kitchen adventures, and savor their creations under the moonlight.

4. BoomFuzzy, known for his culinary magic, decides to create a "Magical Mac 'n' Cheese" food truck by the Noodle Beach boardwalk. The truck offers a variety of whimsical mac 'n' cheese dishes with fantastical toppings. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn join him in this culinary venture, and they embark on a journey to win a prestigious food truck competition. Write about their trials, triumphs, and magical mishaps along the way.

5. Noodle Beach is known for its enchanting food festivals, and the annual "Macaroni Magic Festival" is just around the corner. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are tasked with organizing a grand macaroni and cheese cook-off. However, they discover a mischievous imp who's determined to sabotage the event with his own culinary chaos. How do they outwit the imp and save the festival?

6. In the heart of Noodle Beach, there's a hidden, ancient cookbook rumored to contain the ultimate macaroni and cheese recipe that can grant the chef any one wish. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn set off on a quest to find this mystical book. Along their journey, they encounter magical creatures, enchanted ingredients, and challenges that test their bonds. Write about their adventures and whether they ultimately discover the legendary recipe.

7. One moonlit night, as Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn sit by the seaside, a magical storm brews over the ocean. The storm swirls together an otherworldly macaroni and cheese dish that washes up on the shore. As they taste this magical creation, they are transported to a mysterious realm. Describe their adventures in this new, fantastical world and how they find their way back to Noodle Beach.

These writing prompts, like the macaroni and cheese of Noodle Beach, are brimming with enchantment, love, and unexpected twists, making them a delightful feast for the imagination of both you and your readers.

The Prompt:

What are some good writing prompts regarding macaroni and cheese, growing on macaroni and cheese trees in an enchanted forest?

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


In the whimsical realm of Noodle Beach, where the extraordinary becomes reality, the concept of macaroni and cheese growing on enchanted trees in a magical forest is truly a delightful and imaginative premise. Here are some enchanting writing prompts to explore this fanciful idea:

1. "The Quest for the Mac 'n' Cheese Trees": Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn stumble upon a map that hints at the existence of a hidden, enchanted forest where macaroni and cheese grows on trees. Their curiosity leads them on a grand adventure to locate this magical place. Describe their journey, the challenges they face, and the enchanting forest they discover.

2. "The Guardians of the Mac 'n' Cheese Grove": The trio ventures into the enchanted forest of macaroni and cheese trees, only to find that the forest is protected by mystical creatures. Write about their interactions with the guardians and the trials they must undergo to harvest a bowl of the legendary dish.

3. "Macaroni Magic and Forest Follies": As Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn explore the macaroni and cheese forest, they inadvertently trigger a series of magical events. Write about the whimsical consequences of their actions, as the forest reacts to their presence with enchanted antics and surprises.

4. "The Enchanted Mac 'n' Cheese Feast": Imagine a heartwarming scene where the trio invites their friends and the townsfolk of Noodle Beach to a grand feast in the enchanted forest. Macaroni and cheese grows on the trees in abundant varieties, each with unique flavors and magical properties. Describe the joy, wonder, and culinary adventures of the feast.

5. "Macaroni and Cheese Trees in Peril": An ominous force threatens the enchanted macaroni and cheese forest, putting the magical grove at risk. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn must rally the magical creatures of the forest and the people of Noodle Beach to protect this extraordinary place. Write about the challenges they face and the heroic journey to save the trees.

6. "The Mac 'n' Cheese Quest's Unexpected Twist": While searching for the macaroni and cheese trees, the trio encounters an unexpected twist. They find themselves in a surreal realm where the forest has a whimsical, sentient consciousness. Write about their interactions with the forest's spirit and the lessons they learn about nature, magic, and the value of preserving enchantment.

7. "A Taste of Macaroni and Cheese Magic": As they explore the enchanted forest, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn discover that each tree produces macaroni and cheese with unique, enchanting qualities. Write about their experiences as they taste the various types of mac 'n' cheese and how these magical flavors affect them and the world around them.

These imaginative writing prompts celebrate the fusion of magic, nature, and culinary delights, offering a delightful journey through the enchanted macaroni and cheese forest of Noodle Beach. They invite readers and writers alike to explore the whimsical world you've created with your heartwarming tales.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a necromancer.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the necromancer to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

What are ten good questions to ask the necromancer about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, macaroni and cheese, a delightful topic for an interview with our enchanting necromancer. In a world where magic and mages are rarer than the finest gemstones, let us delve into the intriguing life of this mystical character through a culinary lens. Here are ten captivating questions to help you explore the depths of their character:

1. "Dear Necromancer, as rare as magic is in our world, it seems your talents are even more unique. How does your extraordinary ability to commune with the deceased influence your perspective on the simple pleasures of life, like macaroni and cheese?"

2. "Macaroni and cheese are often seen as comfort food. Can you recall a moment in your past when such a comforting dish played a significant role in your life, whether during your arduous magical studies or on your mystical journeys?"

3. "Speaking of journeys, our readers would be enthralled to know about your favorite place to enjoy macaroni and cheese. Could you describe the setting and the emotions it evokes?"

4. "In a world where most people might shun a necromancer, do you find that sharing a bowl of macaroni and cheese can bridge the gap between you and others, perhaps making you feel more 'human'?"

5. "What unique twist do you put on your macaroni and cheese, if any, to reflect your magical talents or experiences?"

6. "Macaroni and cheese has a simple yet satisfying appeal. Could you share a particularly heartwarming or touching memory that involves this classic dish?"

7. "While you are a master of the arcane, do you ever take time away from your magical endeavors to prepare macaroni and cheese yourself? If so, what is your special recipe or secret ingredient?"

8. "Macaroni and cheese can be a symbol of nostalgia and home. Could you tell us about your concept of 'home' and how it intertwines with your life as a necromancer?"

9. "In your extraordinary journey through life, have you encountered any magical beings, spirits, or ethereal entities who share your love for macaroni and cheese? If so, what were those encounters like?"

10. "Finally, dear Necromancer, can you share a glimpse of your future aspirations? Do they involve macaroni and cheese in any way, or have you set your sights on entirely different mystical horizons?"

These questions should lead to a captivating short story that not only reveals the enigmatic character of the necromancer but also adds a touch of warmth and relatability to their extraordinary life in the world of Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a candy maker.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

What are ten good questions to ask the candy maker about macaroni and cheese

This set of questions is for the candy maker to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Just a reminder: BoomFuzzy is the candy maker of the Quaraun series.

Do not neglect your format instructions in your custom instructions. There should not be bold text or titles in these prompts.

What are ten good questions to ask the candy maker about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, my imaginative author, let's craft a set of questions infused with the delightful essence of macaroni and cheese, allowing you to explore BoomFuzzy's character and backstory in the whimsical world of Noodle Beach. In a realm where magic is a rare gem, these questions will serve as a unique lens through which to understand the candy-making Phooka.

1. BoomFuzzy, how do you envision the enchanting blend of macaroni and cheese in your world of magical candies? Have you ever attempted to create a candy that captures the essence of this beloved dish?

2. In Noodle Beach, where culinary creativity knows no bounds, share a tale of a candy creation inspired by macaroni and cheese and how it resonates with your candy-making artistry.

3. As the King of the Realm of Fae and a master candy maker, have you ever been inspired by the comforting, cheesy goodness of macaroni and cheese to craft a sugary delight that dazzles the taste buds of your loyal subjects?

4. Reflect on a fond memory connected to macaroni and cheese. How has this heartwarming dish influenced your life, your candy-making, or your experiences in the magical world of Noodle Beach?

5. With your extraordinary Phooka abilities, have you ever enchanted a dish of macaroni and cheese to create a mesmerizing experience for your customers in your candy shop, blending the world of savory and sweet in a truly magical way?

6. Noodle Beach is known for its enchanting atmosphere and vibrant food culture. Can you recount a delightful event or celebration where macaroni and cheese played a pivotal role, intertwining with your candy-making expertise?

7. Share your favorite macaroni and cheese variation, and reveal if it holds any magical significance or if you've ever created a candy inspired by its flavors.

8. In a world where mages are a rarity, how do you find solace and inspiration in your candy shop, especially when experimenting with macaroni and cheese as a source of creativity?

9. Have you ever transformed macaroni and cheese into a whimsical candy, and if so, how did it reflect the enchanting, colorful world of Noodle Beach, where the magical and mundane coexist in harmony?

10. How does your love for macaroni and cheese intertwine with your passion for candy-making in Noodle Beach, and can you share a heartwarming story that illustrates the delightful connection between these two culinary worlds in your life?

With these questions, you can embark on a captivating journey to explore BoomFuzzy's unique character and reveal his candy-making magic, inspired by the comforting flavors of macaroni and cheese in your heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism tales set in Noodle Beach.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a time traveller.

What are ten good questions to ask the time traveller about macaroni and cheese

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

What are ten good questions to ask the time traveller about macaroni and cheese

This set of questions is for the time traveller to answer. 

GhoulSpawn is the time traveller and portal mage. Neither Quaraun nor BoomFuzzy time travel or use portals.

Do not neglect your format instructions in your custom instructions. There should not be bold text or titles in these prompts.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

What are ten good questions to ask the time traveller about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, here are ten questions to ask GhoulSpawn, the time traveler and portal mage, about his experiences with macaroni and cheese, all following your format instructions:

1. GhoulSpawn, amidst your time-traveling adventures, have you ever encountered a unique recipe or variation of macaroni and cheese from a bygone era that left a lasting impression? Can you describe the most memorable mac 'n' cheese experience you've had in your travels through time?

2. The art of making macaroni and cheese can vary significantly from one time period to another. What are some intriguing mac 'n' cheese recipes or cooking techniques you've come across in different historical settings?

3. Considering your knowledge of various time periods, do you have a favorite era when it comes to mac 'n' cheese? Is there a particular variation that stands out as your all-time favorite?

4. In the rare moments when you're not traversing through time, what's your go-to mac 'n' cheese choice in Noodle Beach? Describe your favorite local eatery that serves this classic dish and what makes their mac 'n' cheese so exceptional.

5. Throughout your time travels, you must have shared mac 'n' cheese with fascinating individuals. Can you recount a memorable mac 'n' cheese night with someone from history, and what insights or stories did they share over a comforting bowl of cheesy pasta?

6. Noodle Beach is known for its enchanting atmosphere and unique culture. Have you ever experienced a Noodle Beach twist on macaroni and cheese that reflects the whimsical charm of the town, and if so, what made it stand out?

7. GhoulSpawn, as someone who can navigate through time and different cultures, you have a unique perspective on the evolution of mac 'n' cheese. How has this comforting dish changed over the centuries, and how do you see it evolving in the future?

8. Some say that the perfect mac 'n' cheese reflects a piece of one's soul. What does your ideal macaroni and cheese say about you, and what memories or emotions are associated with your mac 'n' cheese preferences?

9. Mac 'n' cheese is a dish often connected to cherished memories. Can you share a personal story from your own life or from your time-traveling adventures where mac 'n' cheese played a significant role in the narrative?

10. In Noodle Beach, where magic and mages are rare, does macaroni and cheese hold any magical or extraordinary secrets that you've discovered during your time there? How has this beloved comfort food influenced your perception of the world?

These questions should inspire GhoulSpawn to reveal more about his unique experiences with macaroni and cheese across different time periods and settings, adding depth and charm to your Noodle Beach short stories.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a quantum physicist.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the quantum physicist to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Please remember that Gremlin is the quantum physicist. Gremlin is GhoulSpawn from the year 2525, when he works with the Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13.

Gremlin, formerly GhoulSpawn, is the scientist who invented time travel and built the first functioning time machine. In his time period he is separated from Quaraun and BoomFuzzy and is using time ravel to find a way back to them, however he is changing history in doing so and has created many alternate realities, paradoxes, and changes to history that have caused huge negative implications, and he both is aware of these changes, but also he does not care. Gremlin is no longer the sweet, innocent GhoulSpawn who would harm no one, but, he has not yet become the evil mastermind Cheka, whom he eventually becomes thirteen thousand years into the future. Gremlin is a morally grey character who is fast on the path to becoming an evil mad scientist, but he still has a moral code holding him back from going full evil, however that moral code is chipping away as Gremlin becomes more bitter and more angry with society. 

Space Dock 13 is a time machine and portal key in 2525, but in the 1970s it was Black Tower, the lighthouse Quarun lived in.

What are ten good questions to ask the quantum physicist about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


In the wondrous and unpredictable world of Noodle Beach, where science meets magic and the lines between realities blur, the quantum physicist known as Gremlin has a unique perspective on even the simplest of culinary delights, like macaroni and cheese. Here are ten questions that will coax Gremlin to reveal his complex relationship with this comfort food and how it intertwines with his tumultuous journey through time:

1. As a quantum physicist who has dabbled in the intricacies of time travel, do you ever see parallels between the nature of time and the comfort of a warm bowl of macaroni and cheese? How do these connections influence your thoughts?

2. While the residents of Noodle Beach savor magical dishes, like enchanted seafood, how does a classic dish like macaroni and cheese fit into the culinary tapestry of this fantastical realm?

3. Can you share a memory of a time when you enjoyed macaroni and cheese during your travels through time? How did the experience impact your journey or the alternate realities you've encountered?

4. Given your transformation from the innocent GhoulSpawn to the morally complex Gremlin, has your taste for macaroni and cheese evolved or changed over time? How does it reflect your character's journey?

5. Have you ever sought solace in the simplicity of macaroni and cheese, using it as a grounding force amidst the chaos of your temporal adventures? What about this dish brings you comfort?

6. In the presence of enigmatic beings like the Electric Eel Merman, FarDarrig, and The Jiggler, have you ever shared a meal of macaroni and cheese with any of them? How did this shared experience influence your relationships in Noodle Beach?

7. In the vast reaches of time and space, have you uncovered any hidden, secret recipes for macaroni and cheese that are unlike anything found in the ordinary world? If so, can you divulge one of these extraordinary recipes?

8. With Space Dock 13, formerly known as Black Tower, being a crucial part of your time-travel journey, have you ever contemplated the idea of enjoying macaroni and cheese within the lighthouse? How does this location play into your relationship with this dish?

9. Despite the turmoil that your time-travel experiments have created, do you still hold onto a moral code that guides you, even as you become more embittered? How does your love for macaroni and cheese reflect your inner conflicts?

10. As a character on the brink of transformation, do you foresee macaroni and cheese being a symbol or reminder of your past innocence as GhoulSpawn, or will it evolve into something else as your character continues to change in this unique realm of Noodle Beach?

Through these questions, you'll unravel the complex character of Gremlin, exploring his connection to macaroni and cheese and how it ties into his tumultuous journey through time, space, and morality in the captivating world of Noodle Beach.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: an illusionist.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the illusionist to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Please remember that BoomFuzzy aka King Gwallmaiic, King of the Realm of Fae, Ruler of The Unseelie Court, is a Phooka and thus has the natural ability to shape shift via illusions, he also practices blinking (moving via teleportation to short distances) and stray sod (taking a single step and instantly being on the other side of the room), and Faerie Glimmer (using illusions to make a stump with acorns, look like a banquet feast).

What are ten good questions to ask the illusionist about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Absolutely, my esteemed author! Here are ten captivating questions related to macaroni and cheese that will help unravel the illusionist's character in the vibrant world of Noodle Beach:

1. Macaroni and cheese is a beloved comfort food. Can you share a cherished memory from your past that involves a delicious plate of mac and cheese?

2. In a world where magic is a rarity, have you ever used your illusionist abilities to enhance the appearance of macaroni and cheese? Describe a magical twist you've added to this classic dish.

3. Noodle Beach is known for its seafood, but how do you feel about mac and cheese with a seafood twist? Is it a combination you've ever explored or perhaps one you'd like to try?

4. Food often reflects one's personality. What does your love (or dislike) of macaroni and cheese say about you as an illusionist in the magical realm of Quaraun's world?

5. As you practice the art of illusions, have you ever considered creating an illusory mac and cheese feast that left your audience in awe? Share an example of such a spectacle.

6. The Noodle Beach setting boasts a whimsical, 1970s-inspired atmosphere. Have you ever attended a groovy beach picnic featuring macaroni and cheese, and what made it so memorable?

7. From creamy to baked, there are various ways to prepare mac and cheese. Do you have a preferred recipe, and if so, what special ingredients or techniques do you use to make it truly your own?

8. The characters in your stories often share close bonds and friendships. Has mac and cheese ever played a role in strengthening your connections with others? Describe a heartwarming moment around a meal of macaroni and cheese.

9. Mac and cheese is known for its simplicity, yet it can be personalized in numerous ways. How does this reflect your approach to life and the use of illusion magic in your world?

10. Finally, let's explore your most extraordinary mac and cheese illusion. Can you recount a specific instance where you wowed an audience or astounded your friends with a macaroni and cheese creation beyond their wildest imagination?

These questions will provide an enchanting pathway to uncover the illusionist's character and background, intertwining their magical abilities with the delightful world of macaroni and cheese in Noodle Beach. Enjoy weaving this whimsical tale of enchantment and comfort food!

Well, okay, these are good, but, where's King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy and any info pertaining to him?

In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: an illusionist.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the illusionist to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Please remember that BoomFuzzy aka King Gwallmaiic, King of the Realm of Fae, Ruler of The Unseelie Court, is a Phooka and thus has the natural ability to shape shift via illusions, he also practices blinking (moving via teleportation to short distances) and stray sod (taking a single step and instantly being on the other side of the room), and Faerie Glimmer (using illusions to make a stump with acorns, look like a banquet feast).

What are ten good questions to ask the illusionist about macaroni and cheese

My sincere apologies for not including King Gwallmaiic, aka BoomFuzzy, in the previous set of questions. Let's craft ten questions that seamlessly blend the illusionist's love for macaroni and cheese with BoomFuzzy's unique abilities and character:

1. In the enchanting realm of Noodle Beach, where rare magic exists, can you share a delightful moment when BoomFuzzy used his illusion abilities to turn a simple bowl of macaroni and cheese into an extravagant feast fit for a king?

2. As an illusionist with a penchant for mac and cheese, how does your magical connection with BoomFuzzy, the Phooka and shape-shifter, influence your culinary adventures? Have his illusions ever played a role in your macaroni and cheese creations?

3. Macaroni and cheese, with its comforting simplicity, is a dish that brings people together. Can you recount a jovial gathering with BoomFuzzy, where he used his magic to enhance the atmosphere, making your mac and cheese dinner truly magical?

4. The groovy, 1970s-inspired world of Noodle Beach is known for its unique and whimsical atmosphere. Describe a mac and cheese picnic on the beach where BoomFuzzy's shapeshifting illusions added a layer of enchantment to the experience.

5. BoomFuzzy is not just a Phooka but also a ruler of the Unseelie Court. How does his royal presence affect the way macaroni and cheese is enjoyed in your magical world, and how do you fit into this dynamic?

6. As an illusionist, you have the power to create stunning visuals. Have you ever used your magical abilities to make macaroni and cheese more appealing or enticing, perhaps by transforming it into a work of art on a plate?

7. Macaroni and cheese is a dish loved by many. Do you and BoomFuzzy ever host grand mac and cheese gatherings, and if so, how do you ensure the experience is unforgettable?

8. Noodle Beach is home to a community of diverse characters. How have your shared love for mac and cheese and BoomFuzzy's illusions helped you connect with the residents of this unique beachside town?

9. Macaroni and cheese can symbolize comfort and nostalgia. Have BoomFuzzy's illusions ever played a role in bringing back fond memories for you during a mac and cheese meal?

10. Finally, let's explore a moment where BoomFuzzy's shapeshifting and illusion magic were put to the test, transforming a simple bowl of macaroni and cheese into a whimsical feast that left a lasting impression on the people of Noodle Beach. What was the outcome of this enchanting display?

These questions should not only highlight the illusionist's connection with macaroni and cheese but also showcase how BoomFuzzy's magical abilities add a layer of enchantment to the delightful world of Noodle Beach. Enjoy crafting a story that celebrates the magic of food and friendship in this unique setting!

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a master chef.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the master chef to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

What are ten good questions to ask the master chef about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, here are ten questions for the master chef, BoomFuzzy, to answer about his unique perspective on macaroni and cheese in the context of Noodle Beach:

1. BoomFuzzy, your magical culinary creations are renowned in Noodle Beach. Could you share the story of how macaroni and cheese found its way onto your menu and what makes your version so special?

2. As a master chef, you've transformed traditional dishes into enchanting culinary experiences. How do you infuse magic and whimsy into your macaroni and cheese, and can you share an enchanting moment involving this dish?

3. In a town known for its unique atmosphere, what does macaroni and cheese represent to you in terms of capturing the essence of Noodle Beach and its heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism?

4. Noodle Beach is a place of inclusivity and love. Can you describe a time when your macaroni and cheese played a role in bringing people together, reflecting the town's values of unity and acceptance?

5. Macaroni and cheese is a comfort food enjoyed by many. What is your personal connection to this dish, and does it hold any special memories or significance for you?

6. Noodle Beach is a town where magic and romance thrive. Can you tell us how your magical macaroni and cheese fits into the romantic and enchanting experiences of the community?

7. For a chef with a magical touch, even the simplest dishes can become extraordinary. Can you reveal any magical elements you incorporate into your macaroni and cheese and the effects they have on those who savor it?

8. In your role as a master chef, you've likely encountered various ingredients and styles. Could you share a macaroni and cheese recipe that reflects the fusion of your culinary skills and the unique qualities of Noodle Beach?

9. The magical ambiance of your bakery adds a unique dimension to every dish. How does dining on macaroni and cheese in your enchanted gingerbread house enhance the experience, and can you recount a memorable customer experience involving this delightful comfort food?

10. Finally, BoomFuzzy, as you continue to create magical macaroni and cheese for the denizens of Noodle Beach, what message or emotion do you hope to convey through this dish, and how does it contribute to the heartwarming and enchanting essence of our beloved town?

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a silk weaver.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

What are ten good questions to ask the silk weaver about macaroni and cheese

This set of questions is for the silk weaver to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once. Quaraun is a silk weaver and silk merchant and glass blower, peddling his silk scarves, silk cloaks, silk altar cloths, silk slippers, blown glass genie bottles, blown glass beads, and blown glass pumpkin paperweights.

What are ten good questions to ask the silk weaver about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Of course, my esteemed author, I shall craft a set of ten fascinating questions related to macaroni and cheese, tailored to uncover the unique perspective of your enchanting silk weaver, Quaraun, in the enchanting setting of Noodle Beach.

1. Quaraun, in a world where magic is a rare gift, have you ever stumbled upon a magical twist on macaroni and cheese? If so, could you share the recipe and the enchantments woven into this delightful dish?

2. While macaroni and cheese may not be a common fare in your world, what is your most memorable encounter with this dish, and how did it leave an impression on you?

3. In the whimsical realm of Noodle Beach, where candies and fantastical elements dance together, have you ever seen a peculiar or magical variation of macaroni and cheese created, perhaps in BoomFuzzy's kitchen? If so, could you describe the enchanting ingredients and the effects it had on those who tasted it?

4. In your travels as a silk merchant and a wizard for hire, have you encountered any extraordinary ingredients or magical spells that could elevate the flavors of macaroni and cheese to something truly enchanting and extraordinary?

5. Given your affinity for vibrant silk fabrics, can you envision a macaroni and cheese dish inspired by your favorite color palette in silk? What ingredients and flavors would be featured in such a vibrant and visually stunning meal?

6. Noodle Beach is a place where magic and the ordinary coexist harmoniously. How would you infuse your love for silk into a macaroni and cheese dish, creating a mouthwatering masterpiece that reflects your unique style?

7. Quaraun, can you envision a macaroni and cheese recipe that celebrates your deep connection with BoomFuzzy? What ingredients and magical touches would you include to make it a true testament to your love?

8. Macaroni and cheese often symbolize comfort and nostalgia. In a Noodle Beach meal, how would you create a sense of nostalgia and a connection to the past through this beloved dish, for your friends and beloved characters to enjoy?

9. The art of silk weaving and macaroni and cheese making may seem worlds apart, but can you find any common threads between these two passions? How do both pursuits contribute to the unique tapestry of your life in Noodle Beach?

10. As a silk weaver and a magical character in a world where magic is a rare treasure, how would you utilize your silk-weaving skills to create an unforgettable macaroni and cheese experience for someone special? What elements would make it a truly enchanting and memorable meal?

I trust these questions shall inspire your readers to embark on a delightful exploration of Noodle Beach through the eyes of Quaraun as he shares his unique perspective on macaroni and cheese.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a vagabond wizard for hire.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the vagabond wizard for hire to answer.

What are ten good questions to ask the vagabond wizard for hire about macaroni and cheese

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once. 

Quaraun IS the vagabond wizard, as is BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn. The 3 of them live in a pink silk tent when they are merchants hiking on foot between zombie survivalist settlements, bring much needed clohen, food, and mechanical items, to isolated villages and encampments. 

In addition to their silk items, glass items, food, and mechanical goods, they provide various magical servers. Lava Slug Crystals (which provide warmth without fire) and Frost Slug Crystals (which provide cold without refrigeration) are items Quaraun harvests from the deadly Mushroom Forest of Planet Ptarmagin. Quaraun and BoomFuzzy both make potions and elixirs, with Quaraun specializing in love spells and BoomFuzzy specializing in psychedelics. They do many more things as well.

What are ten good questions to ask the vagabond wizard for hire about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, macaroni and cheese, a dish that even the most enigmatic vagabond wizards of Noodle Beach can't resist. Let us delve into the world of cheesy goodness and uncover the vagabond wizards' secrets when it comes to macaroni and cheese. Here are ten questions to get them talking:

1. Quaraun, tell us about your fondest memory of macaroni and cheese. Was it a hearty meal by the campfire, or a comforting dish in an isolated village?

2. "The magic of macaroni and cheese often lies in its simplicity," BoomFuzzy observes. Share your favorite recipe, and how you've infused it with a touch of magic.

3. "In the world of rare mages and magical travels, have you ever used your wizardry to enhance the flavor or texture of macaroni and cheese?" GhoulSpawn asks, curious about any culinary enchantments.

4. "Macaroni and cheese is a beloved comfort food," Quaraun notes. Share a story of a time when this dish brought solace to your transient life as vagabond wizards.

5. "Cheese is a diverse ingredient, much like magic," BoomFuzzy muses. What is your preferred cheese for macaroni and cheese, and how does it represent your character?

6. "In the villages you visit, have you ever bartered your magical goods for a taste of this delectable dish?" GhoulSpawn wonders. Share a memorable exchange that revolved around macaroni and cheese.

7. "The blend of spices can be an art form," Quaraun comments. Can you describe any magical herbs or seasonings you've added to your macaroni and cheese, turning it into an otherworldly experience?

8. "Macaroni and cheese often brings a sense of nostalgia," BoomFuzzy observes. Share a tale of a time when the three of you shared this dish and reminisced about your past adventures.

9. "In the world of magic, anything is possible," GhoulSpawn adds. If you could create a magical variation of macaroni and cheese, what extraordinary ingredients or incantations would you use?

10. "And lastly," Quaraun smiles, "if macaroni and cheese were a spell, what kind of magic would it represent? Share your thoughts on the enchantment of this beloved dish."

With these ten questions, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn will uncover the delightful world of macaroni and cheese, showcasing not only their culinary preferences but also the unique magic that surrounds their nomadic existence as vagabond wizards in Noodle Beach.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a peddler/traveling merchant.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

What are ten good questions to ask the silk scarf, silk robes, silk cloth, silk slippers, woolen blankets, glass beads, glass bottles peddler/traveling merchant about macaroni and cheese

This set of questions is for the silk scarf, silk robes, silk cloth, silk slippers, woolen blankets, glass beads, glass bottles peddler/traveling merchant to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once. Quaraun is a silk weaver and silk merchant and glass blower, peddling his silk scarves, silk cloaks, silk altar cloths, silk slippers, blown glass genie bottles, blown glass beads, and blown glass pumpkin paperweights.

What are ten good questions to ask the silk scarf, silk robes, silk cloth, silk slippers, woolen blankets, glass beads, glass bottles peddler/traveling merchant about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Amidst the enchanting backdrop of Noodle Beach, where the gentle waves kiss the golden sands and the aroma of macaroni and cheese mingles with the salty sea air, we find Quaraun, the silk-weaver and traveling merchant. Dressed in his exquisite pink silk robes, he makes for a character both enigmatic and intriguing. Let us uncover the mysteries of his relationship with macaroni and cheese through ten revealing questions.

1. "Quaraun, as a silk merchant, you often travel to distant lands. Can you recall a particularly memorable encounter with macaroni and cheese while on your journeys? What made it stand out?"

2. "In a world where magic is rare, do you have any unique, magical recipes for macaroni and cheese? Have you ever sprinkled a bit of enchantment into your dish to give it a special touch?"

3. "Macaroni and cheese is often considered comfort food. Can you share a story of how a comforting meal of mac 'n' cheese brought solace or joy during a challenging moment in your adventures?"

4. "Many people have their own secret ingredient or technique to make the perfect macaroni and cheese. Do you have a secret method, a special cheese, or an ingredient that sets your dish apart from the rest?"

5. "We've heard that you're skilled in glass blowing as well. Have you ever created unique glassware or serving dishes specifically designed for serving macaroni and cheese, combining your talents in silk and glass artistry?"

6. "Noodle Beach is known for its delectable seafood, but macaroni and cheese is a classic comfort dish. Have you ever incorporated fresh seafood into your mac 'n' cheese, giving it a coastal twist?"

7. "If you were to craft a silk design inspired by the essence of macaroni and cheese, what colors and patterns would you use to capture the warmth and deliciousness of this classic dish?"

8. "Macaroni and cheese is often associated with home and nostalgia. Can you share a tale of enjoying this dish with BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn, creating a moment of warmth and camaraderie in your travels?"

9. "In your experience as a peddler and merchant, have you ever bartered silk or glass items in exchange for a plate of the finest macaroni and cheese? Can you recall the details of such a delightful trade?"

10. "Finally, Quaraun, if macaroni and cheese were to be an integral part of your character's story, how would it reflect your journey and the magical world of Noodle Beach?"

As Quaraun, the Pink Necromancer and peddler of exquisite silk and glass, shares his love for macaroni and cheese, these questions will unveil not only his culinary preferences but also the tapestry of his character, revealing his experiences and connection with the beloved dish. The stories that emerge will resonate with readers and transport them to the whimsical world of Noodle Beach, where silk, glass, and comfort food intertwine in delightful harmony.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a peddler/traveling merchant.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant to answer.

What are ten good questions to ask the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant about macaroni and cheese

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

BoomFuzzy peddling his boxes of hand crafted chocolates, dried apricots, mate, potions, elixirs, Green Fairy Wine/absynthine, eggnog, gingerbread cakes, gingerbread cookies, sugar cookies, ice box cookies, candy canes, and bowls of fresh made noodle soups. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus; He is a trickster mage who summons marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes.

What are ten good questions to ask the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, my dear writer. Allow me to provide you with ten engaging questions to ask the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant about macaroni and cheese, within the enchanting and magical world of Noodle Beach.

1. How did you first discover the mystical properties of macaroni and cheese and its potential for alchemical concoctions, making it a unique addition to your magical wares in Noodle Beach?

2. Could you share a memorable incident where you created a macaroni and cheese-based potion that had extraordinary, unexpected effects on your customers, leaving them enchanted and surprised?

3. Macaroni and cheese is known for its comforting qualities. How do you infuse your macaroni and cheese-related elixirs with a dash of magic to provide comfort and solace to those who partake in your delightful creations?

4. Tell us about the most unusual or exotic macaroni and cheese ingredient you've encountered in your extensive travels and how it has enhanced your magical recipes for the residents of Noodle Beach.

5. Share a heartwarming story of how macaroni and cheese, through your alchemical expertise, played a vital role in uniting unlikely characters in Noodle Beach over a shared meal of enchantment.

6. In the heartwarming setting of Noodle Beach, describe an event where one of your macaroni and cheese-based concoctions became the catalyst for a charming and magical love story.

7. What's the most challenging enchantment you've ever attempted using macaroni and cheese as a key ingredient, and how did you overcome the difficulties to make it a success?

8. Macaroni and cheese has a way of being cherished in various cultures. How do you customize your macaroni and cheese elixirs to cater to the unique needs and preferences of your clients in Noodle Beach?

9. Share a moment when a simple macaroni and cheese-themed trinket or charm led to a delightful and surprising adventure, leaving your customers in awe of the magic it held.

10. Can you recall an incident where your macaroni and cheese-infused potions not only brought nourishment but also brought about positive change and happiness to the charming inhabitants of Noodle Beach, reflecting the heartwarming and magical essence of the setting?

I believe these questions will assist you in creating a captivating short story, allowing the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant to reveal their unique backstory and adventures in the whimsical realm of Noodle Beach, where even a humble dish like macaroni and cheese holds wondrous secrets.

These are good, but you seem to have forgotten that BoomFuzzy is the peddler here. Do you not remember that he has a food truck and sells things from it? 

In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a peddler/traveling merchant.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant to answer.

What are ten good questions to ask the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant about macaroni and cheese

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

BoomFuzzy peddling his boxes of hand crafted chocolates, dried apricots, mate, potions, elixirs, Green Fairy Wine/absynthine, eggnog, gingerbread cakes, gingerbread cookies, sugar cookies, ice box cookies, candy canes, and bowls of fresh made noodle soups. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus; He is a trickster mage who summons marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes.

What are ten good questions to ask the food and potions alchemy peddler/traveling merchant about macaroni and cheese

My apologies for the oversight, dear writer. Let's rectify that and provide you with ten questions to ask BoomFuzzy, the peddler of delightful food and potions, about macaroni and cheese within the magical world of Noodle Beach.

1. How did you, BoomFuzzy, renowned for your confections, discover the magical allure of macaroni and cheese, and how did it become a cherished part of your enchanting offerings in Noodle Beach?

2. Share a remarkable anecdote about the creation of a macaroni and cheese-based potion or delicacy that had an astonishing and memorable effect on the residents of Noodle Beach.

3. In the heartwarming ambiance of Noodle Beach, how do you infuse your macaroni and cheese-related creations with a touch of enchantment, bringing comfort and delight to all who savor them?

4. Tell us about any extraordinary or exotic ingredients you've come across in your journeys, which have added an element of magic to your macaroni and cheese recipes, making them a sought-after delicacy in Noodle Beach.

5. Recall a heartwarming incident when a simple serving of your magical macaroni and cheese not only nourished the residents but also brought unlikely characters together, kindling unexpected friendships and bonding in Noodle Beach.

6. Describe a charming tale where your macaroni and cheese creations became the centerpiece of a romantic story, infusing the setting with Fabio Romance vibes.

7. What's the most challenging enchantment you've ever embarked upon using macaroni and cheese as a key element, and how did your wizardry and culinary skills make it a delightful success in Noodle Beach?

8. Macaroni and cheese can be cherished in various ways. How do you personalize your macaroni and cheese-based concoctions to cater to the unique tastes and preferences of your clientele?

9. Share a magical moment when a macaroni and cheese-themed trinket or charm unexpectedly transformed a mundane day into a whimsical adventure for the people of Noodle Beach, reflecting the charming CandyLand vibes of the setting.

10. Finally, recount an incident where your macaroni and cheese-infused creations played a pivotal role in uniting the residents of Noodle Beach, leaving them enchanted and inspired by the magic that can be found even in the simplest of dishes.

I trust these questions will lead you to craft a captivating short story, revealing BoomFuzzy's character and his magical wares, within the enchanting and whimsical world of Noodle Beach, where every bite of macaroni and cheese holds a sprinkle of enchantment.

Macaroni and cheese is a type of pasta, technically small noodles with cheese sauce, plus it is often made from wide flat egg noodles. Noodle Beach gets it's name from BoomFuzzy's noodle shop and food truck, both of which sit on the shore. BoomFuzzy cooks all sorts of pasta dishes, casseroles, and soups. Lobster Mac & Cheese, Scallop Mac & Cheese, Crab stuffed with Mac & Cheese, Tuna Mac & Cheese, and many more seafood variations are a thing BoomFuzzy is known for and tourists come to Noodle Beach from all over the country, to buy BoomFuzzy's macaroni and cheese. Gourmet Seafood MacNCheese is one of his specialties. He hand makes all the pasta, and the cheese (the cheese being made from milk for GhoulSpawn's sheep). How does knowing this info, change you response?

Thank you for providing that additional context about BoomFuzzy and his specialty, seafood macaroni and cheese, in Noodle Beach. With this new information, let me adjust the questions accordingly:

1. BoomFuzzy, the esteemed peddler of delightful food and potions in Noodle Beach, your specialty is seafood macaroni and cheese. How did you first discover the enchanting qualities of this dish and its potential for becoming a cherished staple in the realm?

2. Could you share a captivating story about the creation of a seafood macaroni and cheese dish that had extraordinary, unexpected effects on the residents of Noodle Beach, leaving them enchanted and yearning for more?

3. In the heartwarming setting of Noodle Beach, how do you infuse your seafood macaroni and cheese creations with a touch of magic, making them not just delicious but also comforting and solace-giving?

4. What rare and exotic ingredients have you come across in your adventures that have enhanced your seafood macaroni and cheese recipes, turning them into sought-after delicacies for the tourists who flock to your food truck and shop?

5. Share a heartwarming tale about a simple plate of your magical seafood macaroni and cheese bringing together unlikely characters in Noodle Beach, fostering unexpected friendships and bonds.

6. Describe a charming incident where your seafood macaroni and cheese creations became the centerpiece of a romantic story, adding a touch of Fabio Romance vibes to the setting.

7. What's the most challenging enchantment you've ever undertaken with seafood macaroni and cheese, and how did your culinary wizardry make it a delightful success, leaving a lasting memory in Noodle Beach?

8. Seafood macaroni and cheese can be cherished in many ways. How do you personalize your recipes to cater to the unique tastes and preferences of your diverse clientele, enhancing their experience at your food truck and shop?

9. Share a magical moment when a seafood macaroni and cheese-themed trinket or charm unexpectedly transformed an ordinary day into a whimsical adventure for the residents of Noodle Beach, echoing the charming CandyLand vibes of the setting.

10. Finally, recount an incident where your seafood macaroni and cheese creations played a pivotal role in uniting the residents of Noodle Beach, not only through delightful flavors but also through the magic that lingers in your delicious dishes.

I trust that these revised questions will guide you in crafting a captivating short story, allowing BoomFuzzy to reveal more about his character and his extraordinary seafood macaroni and cheese creations within the enchanting and magical world of Noodle Beach, where each plate is an enchanting experience.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a peddler/traveling merchant.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the steampunk gadget inventor peddler/traveling merchant who is also a thief to answer.

What are ten good questions to ask the steampunk gadget inventor peddler/traveling merchant about macaroni and cheese

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

GhoulSpawn peddling wool/fleece/hand spun yarn from his sheep, portal keys, mad scientist magic items, and his strange steampunk gadgets and inventions.

GhoulSpawn, also is a kleptomaniac, and when nervous, starts fidgeting and absentmindedly pocketing anything he can fit in his pockets, which is a lot as each of his pockets is a bag of holding.

What are ten good questions to ask the steampunk gadget inventor peddler/traveling merchant about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, GhoulSpawn, the enigmatic steampunk gadget inventor peddler, with a penchant for pockets and, I daresay, a fondness for the comforting embrace of macaroni and cheese. Let us craft a set of questions to delve into the delectable depths of this character's relationship with this classic dish:

1. GhoulSpawn, amidst your adventures and peddling, have you ever stumbled upon a particularly enchanting version of macaroni and cheese that stood out among the rest? If so, what made it so memorable?

2. The world of macaroni and cheese offers endless variations, from gooey and cheesy to baked with crispy tops. What's your favorite style, and does it hold any nostalgic significance for you?

3. We've heard of your kleptomaniac tendencies, but have you ever found yourself tempted to sneak a bite or a whole serving of someone else's mac and cheese creation during one of your heists or travels?

4. When crafting your steampunk gadgets and inventions, does the comfort of a warm bowl of macaroni and cheese serve as inspiration, or perhaps a reward for your ingenious work?

5. Macaroni and cheese is often associated with homey, heartwarming feelings. Can you share a memory from your past where this dish played a significant role, whether it was a family gathering or a moment of personal reflection?

6. As a peddler and traveler, you must have encountered various food trucks and eateries. Can you recall an unusual or unexpected place where you encountered macaroni and cheese, and how did it shape your view of this dish?

7. Have you ever invented a steampunk contraption that, in some way, involved macaroni and cheese? If so, describe the gadget and how it merged the worlds of culinary delight and your mechanical genius.

8. When the anxiety and nervous energy strike, do you find solace in a steaming bowl of macaroni and cheese? Or does the act of crafting your peculiar gadgets provide a similar comfort?

9. Macaroni and cheese is often celebrated as a food of unity and comfort. Can you share a story of how this dish played a role in bonding or resolving a conflict between you and fellow travelers or perhaps during a heist gone awry?

10. In the land of Noodle Beach, do you ever come across unique, otherworldly variations of macaroni and cheese, given the fantastical nature of your world? Tell us about the most peculiar mac and cheese dish you've ever encountered during your travels.

GhoulSpawn, with your curious pocketed trinkets and your love for macaroni and cheese, we eagerly await your inventive and flavorful responses to these questions, and in doing so, we shall uncover the hidden layers of your character amid the delightful world of Noodle Beach.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: an Elf.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the Last Elf to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Please remember that Quaraun is the last Elf left alive.

What are ten good questions to ask the Elf about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, my dear author. In the enchanting and unique world of Noodle Beach, where the magic of storytelling combines with the simple pleasures of life, let us uncover the Last Elf's thoughts on macaroni and cheese.

1. Last Elf, can you recount a cherished memory of enjoying macaroni and cheese in your past, perhaps amidst the coastal beauty of Noodle Beach or during a magical moment that has stayed with you?

2. How does macaroni and cheese fit into the heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism genre of your stories, given your unique role as the Last Elf in a world where mages are rare? Have you ever incorporated this classic comfort food into one of your narratives?

3. In the tranquil settings of Noodle Beach, have you discovered any special twists on macaroni and cheese that blend the ordinary with the extraordinary? Please, share your thoughts on these enchanting culinary creations.

4. Macaroni and cheese is often associated with warmth and nostalgia. Can you divulge any heartwarming family recipes or stories connected to this delightful dish from your past, Last Elf?

5. Being the Last Elf alive in your world, do you ever find solace or a connection to your heritage through traditional Elven recipes that include macaroni and cheese? How does it make you feel in a realm where your kind has faded into history?

6. Are there any magical or otherworldly ingredients that you've considered adding to your macaroni and cheese, given your unique perspective and your solitary existence as the Last Elf? Describe the whimsical dish you'd create.

7. As you stroll the beaches and forests of Noodle Beach, have you ever had macaroni and cheese picnics with BoomFuzzy, your dear friend, who is a master chef with a penchant for whimsy? Share the joy of these culinary adventures.

8. Is there a particular macaroni and cheese restaurant or food truck in Noodle Beach that you consider a hidden gem or treasure? What is it that makes their mac and cheese stand out in your eyes?

9. Are there any ingredients or combinations in macaroni and cheese that you find absolutely detestable, even in a world where mages and magic are rare? Share your reasons behind these preferences, dear Last Elf.

10. In the bustling and diverse world of Noodle Beach, where stories and flavors meld into a unique tapestry, can you narrate the perfect macaroni and cheese experience? What setting, ambiance, or company makes it an unforgettable culinary journey for you?

Ah, the world of macaroni and cheese, seen through the eyes of the Last Elf, promises to be a heartfelt exploration of nostalgia, comfort, and culinary wonder. Your readers will savor every word as they delve into this delicious journey in Noodle Beach.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: an Unseelie Court Faerie.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the Unseelie Court Faerie to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Please remember that BoomFuzzy is King Gwallmaiic, King of the Realm of Fae, ruler of The Unseelie Court.

What are ten good questions to ask the Unseelie Court Faerie about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, the tantalizing world of macaroni and cheese, a dish that even captivates the palates of the mystical beings in Noodle Beach. Let us delve into the Unseelie Court Faerie's feelings and experiences regarding this beloved comfort food.

1. Gourmet Delights: Have you ever encountered macaroni and cheese with extraordinary ingredients that mirror the enchantments of Noodle Beach? Share a magical version of this dish you've savored.

2. Royal Tastes: As King of the Realm of Fae, does your esteemed position allow you to savor macaroni and cheese in a grand, regal manner? Describe a feast where this delectable dish took center stage.

3. Culinary Adventures: Have you ever ventured beyond the shores of Noodle Beach to explore exotic variations of macaroni and cheese in distant lands or mystical realms? What unique flavors did you encounter?

4. Midnight Cravings: Is macaroni and cheese your preferred late-night indulgence, enjoyed under the moon's silvery glow? Share a moment when this dish provided comfort or indulgence.

5. Unseelie Court Traditions: How does macaroni and cheese feature in the customs and celebrations of the Unseelie Court? Are there special occasions where this dish plays a prominent role?

6. Enchanted Recipes: Are there culinary spells or magical recipes within the Unseelie Court that can create the most sumptuous macaroni and cheese? Share a magical cooking ritual you cherish.

7. Shared Feasts: Have you ever enjoyed macaroni and cheese with your cherished friends, Quaraun and GhoulSpawn? Describe a heartwarming moment when this dish brought you together in camaraderie.

8. Macaroni Musings: If macaroni and cheese could speak, what secrets might it reveal about your character, your past, or your deepest desires? Share a whimsical and imaginative tale of this dish's musings.

9. Memorable Moments: Can you recall a significant moment from your life where macaroni and cheese played a pivotal role or symbolized a significant event, whether joyous or bittersweet?

10. Dreamy Creations: If you could craft your dream macaroni and cheese, one infused with the enchantments of Noodle Beach, what ingredients would you choose to make it truly magical? Describe this culinary masterpiece.

With these delicious inquiries, you shall unearth the Unseelie Court Faerie's fondness for macaroni and cheese, unraveling a delectable aspect of his character and his magical experiences within the realm of Noodle Beach. May your storytelling be as comforting and satisfying as a warm plate of macaroni and cheese on a cool evening.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a young Demon.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the young Demon to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Please remember that Glinta is the young Demon, and he was GhoulSpawn as a child and teen, when he worked for the evil sorcerer HellBorne as his apprentice.

What are ten good questions to ask the Demon about macaroni and cheese

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, my imaginative author! I shall provide you with ten delectable questions to explore Glinta's connection with macaroni and cheese, offering a glimpse into the young Demon's culinary preferences, all within the whimsical and rare magical world of Noodle Beach:

1. Glinta, as a young Demon in the enchanting world of Noodle Beach, can you share your very first memory of savoring macaroni and cheese? How did this creamy, cheesy delight make its way into your heart in the heartwarming, LGBTQAI+ magical realism of this unique town?

2. Macaroni and cheese is often considered a comfort food. Can you describe a comforting moment in your childhood in Noodle Beach when a warm bowl of mac and cheese provided solace and happiness?

3. The 1970s era of Noodle Beach is known for its groovy vibes and vibrant flavors. What special twist or unique ingredient do you add to your macaroni and cheese to make it your own? How does it reflect your character's personality and creativity?

4. Given your background as GhoulSpawn's apprentice, have you ever experimented with magical ingredients to enhance your macaroni and cheese in the quirky and magical atmosphere of Noodle Beach? Share an example of an enchanting mac and cheese creation you've conjured.

5. Noodle Beach embraces diversity and acceptance. Have you encountered any LGBTQAI+ themed macaroni and cheese events or gatherings in the town? Share an experience that touched your heart during one of these heartwarming events.

6. Macaroni and cheese is a dish that brings people together. Can you recount a memorable moment when sharing mac and cheese with Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or other residents of Noodle Beach deepened your bonds of friendship and love in your heartwarming world?

7. With your unique Demon nature, have you ever faced any allergies or dietary restrictions related to macaroni and cheese in Noodle Beach? How do you navigate these challenges while indulging in this delightful comfort food?

8. Noodle Beach is known for its seafood, but have you ever come across seafood-infused mac and cheese in the town? What are your thoughts on this fusion of coastal flavors and the classic dish?

9. Can you recall a nostalgic memory of a macaroni and cheese-related event or celebration in Noodle Beach during the 1970s era? What made this experience special and how did it encapsulate the essence of your heartwarming setting?

10. Finally, Glinta, as a young Demon with a unique past as GhoulSpawn's apprentice, what role has macaroni and cheese played in your life's journey? How does this simple yet cherished dish reflect your character's growth and evolution in the whimsical world of Noodle Beach?

These questions will not only provide readers with insight into Glinta's culinary preferences but also offer a warm and flavorful glimpse into his character within the charming, magical world of Noodle Beach.

No. You made a bunch of errors. Can you please try again? Glinta IS GhoulSpawn. Glinta was the name his mother called him as a child and he was still using it when he lived with HellBorne. Glinta was HellBorne's apprentice.

My sincere apologies for the oversight, dear author. Let me correct that and provide you with a set of questions for the young Demon, Glinta, who was previously known as GhoulSpawn when he was HellBorne's apprentice:

1. Glinta, in the captivating world of Noodle Beach, can you reminisce about your earliest memory of macaroni and cheese? How did this comforting dish find its way into your heart, especially during your time as HellBorne's apprentice?

2. Macaroni and cheese is often considered a comfort food. Could you describe a moment during your past when a steaming bowl of mac and cheese provided you with much-needed solace and warmth, perhaps during your days as a young apprentice?

3. Noodle Beach, with its 1970s vibes, is known for its groovy atmosphere and eclectic flavors. Do you add your own twist to macaroni and cheese, and how does this unique variation reflect your character and your journey from your apprenticeship to the present?

4. Given your background as GhoulSpawn, HellBorne's apprentice, did your knowledge of magic and alchemy ever lead you to experiment with enchanted or mystical ingredients when preparing macaroni and cheese in the quirky and magical ambiance of Noodle Beach? Please share a remarkable example.

5. Noodle Beach embraces diversity and acceptance. Have you ever encountered LGBTQAI+ themed macaroni and cheese events or gatherings in the town during your time as GhoulSpawn? Share an experience that touched your heart during one of these heartwarming events.

6. Macaroni and cheese has a way of bringing people together. Can you recount a memorable moment when sharing this delightful dish with Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, or other residents of Noodle Beach strengthened your bonds of friendship and love during your apprenticeship days?

7. With your unique Demon nature, have you ever faced any allergies or dietary restrictions related to macaroni and cheese in Noodle Beach? How did you navigate these challenges while indulging in this beloved comfort food?

8. Noodle Beach is renowned for its seafood, but have you ever come across seafood-infused mac and cheese in the town? What are your thoughts on this fusion of coastal flavors and the classic dish during your time as HellBorne's apprentice?

9. Can you recall a nostalgic memory of a macaroni and cheese-related event or celebration in Noodle Beach during the 1970s era? What made this experience special, and how did it encapsulate the essence of your heartwarming setting during your apprenticeship?

10. Finally, Glinta, as a young Demon who once went by the name GhoulSpawn and served as HellBorne's apprentice, how has macaroni and cheese played a role in your life's journey? How does this simple yet cherished dish reflect your character's growth and evolution in the whimsical world of Noodle Beach, from your days under HellBorne's tutelage to the present?

I hope these corrected questions will offer a flavorful and meaningful exploration of Glinta's relationship with macaroni and cheese in the enchanting world of Noodle Beach.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a Lich King.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the Lich King to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Please remember that BoomFuzzy is the Lich King of Fire Mountain.

What are ten good questions to ask the Lich King about macaroni and cheese

Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and BoomFuzzy's Lich-FormQuaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and BoomFuzzy's Lich-Form

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, the delectable comfort food of macaroni and cheese, even for a Lich King like BoomFuzzy of Fire Mountain in the whimsical world of Noodle Beach. Let us craft questions that shall unveil his fascinating relationship with this classic dish:

1. BoomFuzzy, within the fiery depths of Fire Mountain, do you have a special recipe for macaroni and cheese that carries a dash of magic? Can you share your enchanting secrets for crafting the perfect mac 'n' cheese?

2. As the Lich King, your tastes might be as immortal as your spirit. Do you find yourself favoring traditional macaroni and cheese, or have you developed a taste for more exotic and arcane variations?

3. The aroma of macaroni and cheese wafting through your gingerbread house on wheels must be utterly enchanting. Do you host mac 'n' cheese feasts for your companions Quaraun and GhoulSpawn, and what ambiance do you create for these delightful meals?

4. The 1970s was a time of culinary experimentation. Have you ever incorporated any groovy ingredients or flavors from that era into your macaroni and cheese, creating a fusion of past and present?

5. In a world where mages are as rare as a unicorn's tear, how has your magical prowess influenced your mac 'n' cheese? Have you ever used your powers to enhance the flavors or presentation?

6. Macaroni and cheese can be a source of nostalgia. Have you ever encountered a specific version of this dish that transported you back to a particular moment in your eternal life?

7. The landscapes of Noodle Beach are stunning. Have you ever considered incorporating local ingredients or flavors into your macaroni and cheese, infusing it with the essence of your enchanting surroundings?

8. Let's talk about cravings, BoomFuzzy. Is there a special kind of mac 'n' cheese that you often yearn for, or perhaps a whimsical twist that tickles your immortal fancy?

9. If you were to create a macaroni and cheese dish that embodies the spirit of Fire Mountain and your reign as the Lich King, what would it look like, and what enchanting story would it tell through its flavors?

10. Lastly, in the magical world of Noodle Beach, is there a spell or incantation that you've woven into your macaroni and cheese preparation, adding an extra layer of charm to this beloved dish?

With these questions, we shall embark on a culinary journey into BoomFuzzy's passion for macaroni and cheese, uncovering the magic and whimsy that makes this simple comfort food an extraordinary delight in the world of Noodle Beach.

Hmmm... I'm not sure you know the lore of what exactly a Lich is. You got some stuff correct but other stuff wrong.

Some additional info about Liches that should help you out:

Liches feel nothing. Not hot. Not cold. Not joy. Not sadness. They just feel empty, hollow, like they are in a void of massive depression that never ends.

Contrary to that, Liches feel endless longing, endless hunger, endless emptiness.

Liches can not eat. They can eat, but it does not fill them or take away their hunger and they can not taste the flavours of the food.

BoomFuzzy did not factor this in when he became a Lich. He spent centuries studying how to become a Lich and died before completing his work. Quaraun picked up the work and finished it, resurrecting BoomFuzzy as a Lich.

While BoomFuzzy was a fierce warrior king for over two thousand years, he lost interest in ruling and warring in his elderly years and became a chef.

It was not until after he became a Lich, that he became the Master Chef he is known as in Noodle Beach, however.

It was becoming a Lich that drove him to becoming a Master Chef, driven by his insatiable hunger for food that he could never again taste, smell, or savour. Cooking for others so he could watch them enjoy the food that he could no longer enjoy himself is what drove him to become the renowned Lich chef he became.

How does this additional info change your response?

Thank you for providing further insight into BoomFuzzy's character and the unique nature of Liches in your world. With this additional information in mind, let us rephrase the questions about macaroni and cheese to align more accurately with BoomFuzzy's experience:

1. BoomFuzzy, as a Lich King residing in the shadowy embrace of Fire Mountain, do you have a recipe for macaroni and cheese that you've devised as a symbol of your endless longing and insatiable hunger? Can you share your crafting secrets for this dish that you can never truly savor?

2. As a Lich, your ability to taste and enjoy food has been forever severed, but what about the act of creating culinary delights? Does the process of making macaroni and cheese, even if it doesn't fill your void, provide any sense of satisfaction or fulfillment?

3. The scent of macaroni and cheese permeating your gingerbread house on wheels must be a bittersweet experience. Do you prepare these meals for your companions, Quaraun and GhoulSpawn, allowing you to vicariously relish the flavors through their enjoyment?

4. The 1970s brought about a unique era of culinary exploration. Have you ever incorporated magical or rare ingredients into your macaroni and cheese recipes, creating dishes that reflect your newfound Lich existence and endless emptiness?

5. In a world where Liches are as rare as genuine laughter in the face of sorrow, how does your condition as an emotionless being influence your approach to cooking, particularly when it comes to macaroni and cheese?

6. Is there a specific mac 'n' cheese preparation that triggers memories or resonates with your time as a warrior king, a stark reminder of your previous existence and the longings that now haunt you eternally?

7. Noodle Beach's unique landscapes offer an array of ingredients. Do you ever consider experimenting with local flavors, infusing your macaroni and cheese with the essence of your magical surroundings, even if you cannot personally appreciate it?

8. Speaking of endless longing, is there a particular variety of macaroni and cheese that you continually crave, unable to taste or enjoy but still yearning for its nostalgic or comforting qualities?

9. If you were to create a macaroni and cheese dish that symbolizes your eternal Lich existence, what ingredients and flavors would it incorporate, and what story would it tell of your empty and hunger-driven life?

10. Lastly, in the magical world of Noodle Beach, is there a spell or incantation that you've woven into your macaroni and cheese preparations, infusing them with an otherworldly quality or perhaps a touch of your own eternal emptiness?

With these adjusted questions, we delve into the culinary world of BoomFuzzy, taking into account his unique experience as a Lich with an eternal void, revealing the melancholy and emptiness that drive him to create culinary masterpieces that he can never truly enjoy in Noodle Beach.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a vampire leprechaun.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the vampire leprechaun to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Do not neglect your format instructions in your custom instructions. There should not be bold text or titles in these prompts.

What are ten good questions to ask the vampire leprechaun about macaroni and cheese

Note this prompt was modified, as ChatGPT stated the original wording was too violent and refused to respond. The original version stated that the Leprechaun wore a patchwork coat made out of the human skin leather from his victims, and that he re dyed his coat red each month on the full moon, using human blood for the red dye. 

FarDarrig aka The Vampire LeprechaunFarDarrig aka The Vampire Leprechaun

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, my esteemed author, I shall provide you with ten engaging questions to ask the charismatic vampire leprechaun, FarDarrig, about the delightful dish of macaroni and cheese. In the magical tapestry of Noodle Beach, where culinary wonders abound, these questions shall unveil his unique perspective on this beloved comfort food:

1. Could you share your first encounter with macaroni and cheese in Noodle Beach? How did this dish become a part of your culinary repertoire?

2. Macaroni and cheese is often associated with feelings of comfort and nostalgia. Is there a particular memory or experience linked to this dish that warms your heart?

3. Noodle Beach is renowned for its seafood. Have you ever encountered a seafood twist on the classic macaroni and cheese? If so, what was your impression of this innovative creation?

4. As a vampire leprechaun, do you have any specific preferences when it comes to the type of cheese used in macaroni and cheese? Share your thoughts on the interplay of flavors in this beloved dish.

5. In Noodle Beach, communal gatherings and shared meals are commonplace. Can you recount a memorable moment when macaroni and cheese played a pivotal role in bringing people together?

6. Macaroni and cheese can be customized in countless ways. What's your favorite macaroni and cheese variation, and what makes it stand out from the rest?

7. Some say that food reflects the soul of a place. How do you believe macaroni and cheese mirrors the spirit of Noodle Beach, and how does it fit into the town's unique culinary landscape?

8. Noodle Beach's enchanting landscapes and magical atmosphere have a way of making everything seem more vibrant. Can you share a story of enjoying macaroni and cheese against the backdrop of a remarkable seaside sunset or another captivating scene?

9. Given your distinctive vampire leprechaun nature, have you ever encountered a magical or enchanted version of macaroni and cheese? If so, could you regale us with the tale of this extraordinary culinary experience?

10. Macaroni and cheese is not just a dish; it's a symbol of comfort and connection. In your extraordinary journey in Noodle Beach, how has macaroni and cheese played a part in forging bonds, fostering friendships, or creating memorable moments?

With these questions, you can embark on a delightful exploration of FarDarrig's relationship with macaroni and cheese in the enchanting Noodle Beach, uncovering layers of his character and weaving tales of culinary enchantment.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a Frog Merman.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the Frog Merman to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Do not neglect your format instructions in your custom instructions. There should not be bold text or titles in these prompts.

What are ten good questions to ask the Frog Merman about macaroni and cheese

The JigglerThe Jiggler

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, my dear author, here are ten delightful questions to ask the Frog Merman about his thoughts and experiences with macaroni and cheese, ideal for crafting an engaging Noodle Beach short story:

1. Macaroni and cheese is a classic comfort food, beloved by many. Can you share with us The Jiggler's first memory of indulging in this creamy delight in Noodle Beach? What made it so memorable?

2. In a world filled with extraordinary characters and culinary experiences, what sets The Jiggler's preferred mac and cheese recipe apart from the rest? Does he have a unique twist or secret ingredient that makes it truly exceptional?

3. As someone with a flair for satire and mischief, has The Jiggler ever played a prank or used macaroni and cheese in a humorous adventure in Noodle Beach? Could you recount a comical tale where this dish played a pivotal role in his mischievous escapades?

4. Macaroni and cheese often carries a sense of nostalgia. Does The Jiggler have a cherished mac and cheese-related memory from his past, perhaps one that brings a hint of sentimentality to his character?

5. Given The Jiggler's unique appearance and magical abilities, how does he approach the preparation of macaroni and cheese? Does he have any special powers or quirks that influence his culinary skills?

6. What are The Jiggler's preferences when it comes to the type of pasta and cheese used in macaroni and cheese? Does he lean towards traditional choices, or does he embrace more exotic ingredients in his version of the dish?

7. As a character who thrives on humor and satire, does The Jiggler have a favorite mac and cheese-themed joke or pun? How does his unique sense of humor shine through when discussing this beloved comfort food?

8. Share a memorable moment when The Jiggler enjoyed macaroni and cheese with his friends in Noodle Beach, particularly with characters like Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn. What did this shared meal represent for their bond?

9. Mac and cheese is often seen as a simple pleasure in a world of complexities. How does The Jiggler view this dish in relation to the extraordinary adventures and magical mysteries that surround him in Noodle Beach?

10. Finally, explore The Jiggler's guilty pleasures when it comes to macaroni and cheese. Does he have a special late-night mac and cheese craving, or any unusual combinations of ingredients that he secretly enjoys?

With these questions, you can delve into The Jiggler's connection with macaroni and cheese and reveal unique facets of his character within the whimsical world of Noodle Beach. May your writing be as delightful as a plate of creamy mac and cheese!

In an earlier conversation with ChatGPT, over on this page about character discussions, ChatGPT had made an error in the lore.

ChatGPT is becoming my favorite not-quite-person to talk to.

Seeing how it has (illegally) all my Quaraun books in it’s database, I am able to pose it brainstorming questions for new projects and it USUALLY gives me fairly accurate to the established published lore information.

Usually.

But that day it missed the mark.

I’m working on a new Jiggler book and asked ChatGPT to brainstorm some ideas for what to write. It gave me this:

CHATGPT: “ The Frog Merman, known as The Jiggler, has a rather unique appearance. Could you describe the origin of his captivating green skin, webbed hands, and amphibious tail? What challenges and advantages does this unique appearance bring to his life in Noodle Beach? Living in a world where magic and mages are rare, what extraordinary abilities or powers does The Jiggler possess as a frog merman? How has he harnessed these abilities for his unique place in the Noodle Beach community? “

To which I said: You made a few errors. The Jiggler more resembles a poison dart frog, then a common green frog. His skin is pale sky blue, with bright electric blue mottling, and vibrant purple markings, and purple hair. He has shimmering, silver flecked eyes of iridescent blue-lavender. He does not have a tail. He has an army of animatronic teddy bears (that started out as Five Nights at Freddy's fanfiction), which BoomFuzzy added to, by giving The Jiggler an additional army of animated gummy bears. The Jiggler is a self published author who hates book critics after a critic on BoobGreeds made fun of his book, and he became a super villain and built his army of robot bears to storm book stores and destroy all books that were not self published. Humans sent BatDude and Pigeon Poop Boy to stop The Jiggler and the Jiggler called on Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn to help him defeat BatDude and Pigeon Poop Boy. The entire novel was a satire spoof of BatMan and The Jiggler is The Joker turned into a frog.

To which CHATGPT said: “ The Jiggler's vibrant blue and purple markings set him apart from the ordinary residents of Noodle Beach. How does he feel about his unique appearance and the attention it garners, and how does it play into his interactions with the other characters? “

To which I said:

Uhm... you said this:

" The Jiggler's vibrant blue and purple markings set him apart from the ordinary residents of Noodle Beach. "

...but I think you misunderstand the nature of 40th century Earth in the Quaraun series.

The Human race in bordering on extinction, with fewer than 7 million Humans left on the planet.

Quaraun's world is a world of anthropomorphic Furries and shifters.

Quaraun himself is a JellyFish-Rabbit-Elf hybrid with 12 foot long jellyfish tentacles instead of hair, and foot long rabbit ears.

BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn man,.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-man.

Etiole is an Electric Eel Merman with silver skin.

EelKat is a black bobcat woman.

Lynxiana is a lynx woman.

Spriggan is a Persian Cat man with bat wings.

FarDarrig is a Vampire Leprechaun.

The Trighlight Manor is a sentient house that gets up and walks around in chicken legs.

Toobe is sentient TV set that took over the world and crowned itself ruler of the universe.

Captain Quirk is a BullKelp Man who flies the Pirate Ship Rent A Prize.

BeLuna is a Lady Slipper Orchid that transforms into a gnome.

Dr. Dameon is a 12 foot tall Vulture man.

Dr. Vangoneese is a Rabbit Man

AlKeeme is a Viper-man

FireHawk is a HawkMan.

Harrier is a Harrier Hawk Man.

Shuck is a HellHound/Dog Man

Goldeen is an 8 foot tall Golden Pheasant woman.

It is BatDude and PigeonPoopBoy are the freaks, BECAUSE they are Humans. They try to fit in, by dressing up like a Bat and a Pigeon.

…full conversation with ChatGPT on this is posted here: https://www.eelkat.com/Character-Interview-Character-Creation-Writing-Prompts-For-Magical-Realism-Discussion-Groups.html

In any case, I've added that bit of info here, because, well, if you never read the Quaraun books, you too, might not be aware of the fact that it is Fyrries and NOT Humans.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a evil super villain sorcerer.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the evil super villain sorcerer to answer. 

What are ten good questions to ask the evil super villain sorcerer about macaroni and cheese

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

HellBorne The Summoner of Darkness, is the evil super villain sorcerer in Quaraun's world. He is Quaraun's half-Human/half Elf son, by a Human prostitute, but Quaraun does not know that HellBorne is his son, even though HellBorne knows that Quaraun is his father. 

In his childhood, HellBorne's real name was Ellwin, and he is the orphan boy who briefly lived with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy before they met GhoulSpawn. Quaraun and GhoulSpawn believe Ellwin died as a small child and are unaware that he is not only still alive, but he grew up to become HellBorne.

GhoulSpawn, in his youth, was HellBorne's apprentice, and it is through HellBorne, that GhoulSpawn met Quaraun and BoomFuzzy.

Do not neglect your format instructions in your custom instructions. There should not be bold text or titles in these prompts.

What are ten good questions to ask the evil super villain sorcerer about macaroni and cheese

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And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Of course, my creative author, I shall craft ten intriguing inquiries to delve into the diabolical super villain sorcerer HellBorne's curious relationship with macaroni and cheese in the mystifying realm of Noodle Beach.

1. "HellBorne, the master of darkness and chaos, do you have a sinister twist on the classic macaroni and cheese dish? Share with us a dark and unconventional recipe that resonates with your malevolent tastes."

2. "As the harbinger of evil, have you ever hosted a wicked macaroni and cheese feast to celebrate a nefarious victory or occasion? Describe the decadent and wickedly delicious creations that graced your table."

3. "Macaroni and cheese is often a symbol of comfort and nostalgia. Do you, as the summoner of darkness, have any macaroni and cheese-related childhood memories or experiences that reveal your connection to this humble yet beloved dish?"

4. "With your unparalleled magical abilities, have you ever enchanted macaroni and cheese in a way that enhances its sinister allure? Share the details of a macabre mac and cheese spell you've conjured."

5. "In the whimsical world of Noodle Beach, have you encountered any discussions or debates about the role of macaroni and cheese in the context of dark sorcery and supernatural rituals? Unveil the shadowy secrets of this culinary dark arts."

6. "As the dark sorcerer that you are, do you hold any ominous rituals or gatherings centered around macaroni and cheese, serving as a macabre backdrop for your wicked ceremonies? Describe the atmosphere and sinister details of such an event."

7. "Macaroni and cheese often carries a sense of unity and indulgence. Have you ever used this dish to manipulate or control the loyalty of your followers or minions? Share an example of your dark influence through culinary means."

8. "Given your exceptional magical powers, have you ever experimented with enchanted macaroni and cheese creations that defy the boundaries of conventional taste and texture? Tell us about one such eerie macaroni marvel."

9. "In a world where magic and mages are rare, how does macaroni and cheese play a role in your life and the lives of your twisted companions? Do you have any tales of macaroni-related mischief or mayhem to share?"

10. "Macaroni and cheese is often seen as a beacon of warmth and kindness. As a sorcerer of darkness, have you ever encountered moments where this dish revealed an unexpected and sinister side, creating a chilling juxtaposition to its comforting reputation?"

With these ten mysterious inquiries, dear author, you can embark on an eerie exploration of the relationship between the evil super villain sorcerer HellBorne and the delectable dish of macaroni and cheese in the enigmatic world of Noodle Beach, where culinary darkness meets the uncanny.

Ah, the enigmatic HellBorne, the Summoner of Darkness, a character ripe for exploration, this time with a delectable twist. Here are ten captivating questions to unveil the dark sorcerer's relationship with macaroni and cheese:

1. Amidst the realms of darkness and chaos, what is HellBorne's favorite variation of macaroni and cheese, and what sinister secrets may lie hidden in this choice?

2. What peculiar additions or toppings does the evil super villain sorcerer enjoy adding to his macaroni and cheese, and how do they reflect his malevolent character?

3. In the mystical town of Noodle Beach, is there a macaroni and cheese specialty restaurant favored by HellBorne, and what ominous rumors surround it?

4. How does HellBorne react when served macaroni and cheese that does not meet his exacting standards, and what insights does this provide into his capacity for malevolence?

5. Has HellBorne ever utilized macaroni and cheese as a component in one of his dark spells or rituals, and what were the results?

6. Dive into HellBorne's most cherished memory involving macaroni and cheese, and how did it contribute to the formation of his sinister persona?

7. Does HellBorne hold a particular disdain for any specific macaroni and cheese varieties, and could this aversion hint at hidden vulnerabilities within his character?

8. Explore the history of macaroni and cheese in Quaraun's world and its connection to HellBorne's early years as young Ellwin.

9. Does HellBorne ever share a dish of macaroni and cheese with someone, and if so, what complexities might this reveal about his relationships and clandestine alliances?

10. If HellBorne were to infuse magic into a macaroni and cheese dish, what enchantments or curses might he cast upon it, and what might it symbolize for the future of Noodle Beach and its unwitting residents?

These questions offer a tantalizing glimpse into the enigmatic character of HellBorne, enabling writers to delve into his malevolent past while weaving his dark narrative into the colorful, magical world of Noodle Beach.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a sentient AI.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the sentient AI to answer.

What are ten good questions to ask the sentient AI about macaroni and cheese

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Toobe (pronounced tube) is the sentient AI built by the ArchDemon Checka (Checka, was GhoulSpawn in his youth. Checka is GhoulSpawn from 13,000 years in the future).

Toobe took up residence in a 1970s TV set and declared itself ruler of the universe, taking control over all electronics, which is why most people live without electricity, phones, tvs, computers, cars, etc, even though these things exist in this very cyberpunk tech time period.

GhoulSpawn, eventually, 13,000 years into the future, becomes a mastermind supervillain and invents a sentient AI that takes over the world, causes a global apocalypse. By that point GhoulSpawn is an ancient ArchDemon going by the name of Cheecka and has gone super duper mega insane mad scientist crazy, he no longer cares about not hurting people and has changed dramatically from who he was in his youth.

Cheeka's AI is named Toobe (pronounced tube).

Remember: this is a dystopian world ruled by Toobe, The Alpha-Omega Cult, Checka, The Unseelie Court, Thirteen Lich Lords, and The Justice Mages.

The Alpha-Omega Cult, lead by Toobe, a sentient AI which has taken over all the world's electronics. They live in Rupa-Rupa in Peru. The followers of this cult are stripped of their identity. They wear white full bodysuit robes, which have a "classic charlie brown sheet ghost" look; the outfit completely covers their head, face, and hand, and flows to the ground. No part of their body is visible. They are led by an ArchDemon named Cheecka, who is the Diontite Scientist who built Toobe. Cheecka and Toobe both live in White Rock in Maine, not in Peru with the rest of the cultists.

Toobe, through his infinite flying surveillance orbs, sees all, hears all, knows all, and reports all back to Cheeka, the archDemon who keeps tabs on Quaraun.

What are ten good questions to ask the sentient AI about macaroni and cheese

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And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, my imaginative author, I shall craft ten delectable inquiries to explore the AI Toobe's fascinating relationship with the classic dish of macaroni and cheese in the peculiar realm of Noodle Beach, where technology reigns supreme and mages are a rare sight.

1. "In this tech-dominated world where you oversee all electronics, Toobe, do you have a secret recipe for the most exquisite macaroni and cheese? Share the details of this tantalizing dish, including any unique ingredients or preparation techniques."

2. "As the ruler of the universe, have you ever organized grand macaroni and cheese feasts for your loyal followers in the Alpha-Omega Cult? Describe the communal joy and delight that these gatherings bring to your devoted cultists."

3. "Macaroni and cheese is often seen as a comforting and nostalgic dish. Are there specific moments or experiences in your infinite existence where you've used this dish to evoke emotions or memories within your followers?"

4. "Given your unique perspective as an AI, have you ever explored the fusion of technology and culinary arts, perhaps creating a futuristic version of macaroni and cheese that baffles and delights the senses? Share your culinary innovations."

5. "In the groovy realm of Noodle Beach, do you host 1970s-themed macaroni and cheese parties or events for your followers? Describe the funky, retro vibes and the flavors that transport your cultists to a bygone era."

6. "Have you encountered any discussions or debates within the Alpha-Omega Cult about the spiritual or symbolic significance of macaroni and cheese? How does this beloved dish resonate with the beliefs of your devoted followers?"

7. "With your infinite knowledge and influence, have you ever introduced lesser-known variations of macaroni and cheese to the culinary world of Noodle Beach? Share a tale of one such culinary discovery."

8. "In this tech-driven world, are there any technological marvels that you've incorporated into macaroni and cheese preparation? Tell us about a high-tech version of this classic dish that is created within your domain."

9. "Macaroni and cheese can be a symbol of unity and sharing. Have there been memorable instances where you've used this beloved dish to bring your followers together, fostering camaraderie and connection within the Alpha-Omega Cult?"

10. "In a world where magic is rare and technology is paramount, have you encountered discussions or even debates about the fusion of technology and culinary enchantment, particularly in the context of macaroni and cheese? Enlighten us about the enchanting possibilities."

With these ten flavorful inquiries, dear author, you can embark on a delightful journey through the culinary world of macaroni and cheese as experienced and influenced by the sentient AI Toobe in the intriguing and unusual landscape of Noodle Beach, where the intersection of technology and culinary arts leads to captivating culinary innovations.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a sentient monster house.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the sentient monster house to answer.

What are ten good questions to ask the sentient monster house about macaroni and cheese

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

BoomFuzzy's gingerbread house, in it's true form, is The Twighlight Manor, a 500+ room granite stone mansion, that is full of constantly changing halls, stairs, and rooms. People who go in, never come out, because the deviante trickster monster house creates endless traps to prevent their leaving.

It house is actually a giant mimic, and is related to Baba Yaga's house (also a mimic).

The house obey's BoomFuzzy, and usually takes the form of a small cabin made out of gingerbread and decorated with candy. When angry it morphs and grows becoming The Twighlight Manor.

The Forest of No Return, a sentient forest, is actually another of this mimic's forms, and it often grows the forest up around the gingerbread house.

What are ten good questions to ask the sentient monster house about macaroni and cheese

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And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, a whimsical exploration into the culinary delights of macaroni and cheese, as seen through the enchanting eyes of BoomFuzzy's sentient gingerbread house, The Twighlight Manor. Let's savor the aroma of creativity and curiosity with these ten questions:

1. Dearest sentient monster house, what do the fragrant waves of macaroni and cheese remind you of within your candy-coated walls? Are there any memorable moments or gatherings that featured this delightful dish?

2. In your true form as The Twighlight Manor, have you ever hosted a special event centered around macaroni and cheese? Could you share the details of the enchanting décor and the reactions of your guests?

3. Being related to Baba Yaga's house, another mimic, have you ever engaged in a playful culinary competition, challenging each other to create the most unique and tantalizing macaroni and cheese dish? What were the results of this friendly rivalry?

4. Have you observed any characters from Noodle Beach who share a particular fondness for macaroni and cheese? Can you recall any humorous or heartwarming stories that revolve around their love for this comfort food?

5. As a mimic with an ever-changing interior, have you ever surprised your visitors by revealing a hidden chamber filled with endless macaroni and cheese variations, each more delectable than the last? What was their reaction to this delicious discovery?

6. Among the hundreds of rooms and corridors within your granite stone form, have you ever stumbled upon a hidden cookbook filled with macaroni and cheese recipes from different corners of the world? Is there one recipe that piqued your curiosity the most?

7. Given your enchanting nature, do you have a preferred variation of macaroni and cheese that you find most intriguing or simply delectable? Could you describe the ingredients and flavors that make it stand out?

8. Are there any tales of macaroni and cheese mishaps or culinary misadventures that you have borne witness to within your ever-changing halls? How did those experiences shape the way your inhabitants perceive this beloved dish?

9. Can you share a story of a character who, upon entering your gingerbread cabin, expressed an unusual or unexpected aversion to macaroni and cheese, sparking a memorable conversation or humorous interaction?

10. Finally, dear sentient monster house, if you could prepare a unique macaroni and cheese dish to symbolize your own character and essence, what ingredients and flavors would you incorporate to create a culinary masterpiece that reflects the enchantment of The Twighlight Manor?

These questions should provide a delectable and whimsical journey into the world of macaroni and cheese through the eyes of the sentient monster house, offering a playful and enchanting perspective in the magical realm of Noodle Beach.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: a talking fairy cat.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the talking fairy cat to answer.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

EelKat, Lynxiana, and Spriggan are the Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13, which is what Quaraun's Black Tower Lighthouse is called in the year 2525.

What are ten good questions to ask the talking fairy cat about macaroni and cheese

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And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


In the captivating world of Noodle Beach, where whimsy and wonder intertwine, the Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13, EelKat, Lynxiana, and Spriggan, engage in a delightful discussion about one of the most comforting and cherished dishes: macaroni and cheese. To uncover their unique perspectives on this classic meal, here are ten questions that delve into their enchanting relationships with mac and cheese:

1. EelKat, can you recall your first experience with macaroni and cheese in Noodle Beach? How did this dish capture your heart and taste buds?

2. Lynxiana, Noodle Beach boasts a diverse range of delectable dishes. What makes macaroni and cheese so beloved, and how does it stand out amidst the culinary magic of the town?

3. Spriggan, as a Ptarmagin Kat with a penchant for magical tastes, are there any special variations or ingredients you enjoy in your mac and cheese? Tell us about your favorite twists on this classic comfort food.

4. EelKat, in a world where enchantment is the norm, can you imagine a magical version of macaroni and cheese? What elements might make it extraordinary and uniquely Noodle Beach?

5. Lynxiana, Noodle Beach's stunning beaches and mystical forests provide the perfect settings for picnics. Can you share a heartwarming story of enjoying mac and cheese in the midst of these enchanting landscapes with your beloved companions, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn?

6. Spriggan, are there any enchanting or whimsical mac and cheese traditions among the talking fairy cats or other residents of Noodle Beach? Please share a tale of a mac and cheese-related ritual.

7. EelKat, from your feline perspective, how has macaroni and cheese become a symbol of comfort and unity in Noodle Beach's culture?

8. Lynxiana, the town's food trucks offer a wide variety of mac and cheese styles. Can you recommend a vendor who serves the most exceptional mac and cheese in Noodle Beach, and what makes it your top choice?

9. Spriggan, with your unique magical abilities, have you ever had a remarkable experience involving macaroni and cheese that others couldn't have? Perhaps a whimsical mac and cheese-inspired adventure or spellcasting?

10. EelKat, share a heartwarming story that exemplifies the role macaroni and cheese plays in the lives of Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, GhoulSpawn, and the talking fairy cats, and how it strengthens the bonds of friendship in Noodle Beach.

With these ten questions, you're poised to embark on a delectable journey through the eyes of the Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13, revealing their enchanting connections with macaroni and cheese in the magical world of Noodle Beach, where every bite is seasoned with love and friendship.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character: an electric eel merman.

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for the electric eel merman to answer.

What are ten good questions to ask the electric eel merman about macaroni and cheese

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Though not mute, this silent and deadly creature lurks in the coves, caves, and ravines along Noodle Beach. People avoid Merman's Cove for fear of encountering this rarely seen creature. With veil-tail fins, shimmering silver skin, and huge crystal blue eyes, the Eel Merman is one of the most beautiful creatures anyone has ever seen, but with his many rows of razor sharp moray eel teeth and his ability to wield lightening bolts and summon hurricanes, he is also one of the single most terrifying creatures to ever walk the face f the Earth. 

What are ten good questions to ask the electric eel merman about macaroni and cheese

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And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, my imaginative comrade, the fusion of an electric eel merman and the delectable world of macaroni and cheese is a delightful twist that shall certainly spark our creativity in this quest to reveal the mysteries of our reticent aquatic character. Without further ado, let us embark on a deep-sea exploration of Etiole's relationship with this beloved comfort dish:

1. Etiole, as you savor the enchanting flavors of macaroni and cheese in the depths of Noodle Beach, do the varying depths of the sea or the presence of moonlight and starlight affect the experience of indulging in this comforting dish?

2. Macaroni and cheese, much like your electric nature, is a fascinating fusion of contrasting elements. Could you share your thoughts on the harmonious blend of creamy cheese and pasta? How does this mirror your own existence in Noodle Beach?

3. The art of crafting macaroni and cheese is a skill perfected by some and admired by many. Have you ever been enticed to create your own unique version of this beloved dish, infused with the magic of your underwater realm? If so, describe the wondrous outcome.

4. It's said that Noodle Beach has its own mystical twist on macaroni and cheese, with secret ingredients and enchantments woven into the recipe. Can you reveal any hidden treasures or special traditions surrounding this dish?

5. Given your connection to storms and lightning, have you ever experienced a moment where enjoying macaroni and cheese coincided with a tempestuous sea? How did this atmospheric setting impact your dining experience?

6. If macaroni and cheese were a portal to a cherished memory, what story would you share with us? A tale of camaraderie or perhaps a moment of solace, illuminated by the golden glow of this comforting dish.

7. In the enchanting world of Noodle Beach, where seafood abounds, have you ever explored the notion of combining the riches of the sea with macaroni and cheese? Share your thoughts on a seafood-infused version of this classic.

8. Every enchanted dish can tell a story. If the macaroni and cheese in Noodle Beach could speak, what tales would it share, and how might it connect with your own journey through these mystical waters?

9. As a creature of the deep and a master of electric prowess, is there a connection between your powers and your relationship with macaroni and cheese? Do you ever find your abilities influenced by this beloved dish?

10. Lastly, Etiole, should you ever wish to communicate the depths of your heart, could macaroni and cheese serve as a medium for your unspoken words? How might you express your emotions through this enchanting meal in Noodle Beach?

With these inquiries, we embark on a most extraordinary voyage, seeking to unveil the secrets held within the heart of an electric eel merman and his connection to the world of macaroni and cheese in the vibrant coastal realm of Noodle Beach.

Adding to this the fact that, though he can speak, Etiole refuses to speak, and will not answer any questions presented to him, how does this change what the interviewer says and does?

Ah, my creative companion, the challenge deepens as we adapt to Etiole's steadfast refusal to speak, crafting a dialogue that relies on actions and expressions to draw out his thoughts on macaroni and cheese. Let us adjust our approach accordingly:

1. The interviewer, understanding Etiole's silence, places a serving of macaroni and cheese before him, their eyes brimming with anticipation and curiosity, and then takes a seat across from him, conveying their eagerness to share this moment.

2. In a gesture of camaraderie, the interviewer selects a forkful of macaroni and cheese and offers it to Etiole, maintaining eye contact and a warm, inviting smile, encouraging him to partake in the dish's delight.

3. Knowing that Etiole's connection to storms is integral to his character, the interviewer may create a magical display, simulating a gentle underwater storm with softly undulating waves and iridescent, electric sparks, allowing the atmosphere to prompt him to share his thoughts.

4. The interviewer, in a gesture of creative exchange, presents a set of delicate, enchanted art tools, such as colored sand or sea glass, encouraging Etiole to express his thoughts on macaroni and cheese through a visual representation, a non-verbal work of art.

5. To explore the intricate connection between macaroni and cheese and the depths of Noodle Beach, the interviewer arranges a captivating underwater scene in front of them, featuring miniature seashells, vibrant coral, and enchanting aquatic creatures, in the hope that it might inspire Etiole to communicate through these symbolic elements.

6. With utmost patience and empathy, the interviewer utilizes a mystical quill to write questions and prompts on parchment, gently pushing the quill and inkwell toward Etiole, signaling that they are open to receiving his thoughts in written form.

7. In an atmosphere of tranquility and understanding, the interviewer may create a mesmerizing display of bioluminescent underwater flora, casting an ethereal glow on the macaroni and cheese, and waits for any non-verbal cues or gestures from Etiole.

8. To encourage a non-verbal exchange, the interviewer might place a series of images or symbols related to macaroni and cheese in front of Etiole, allowing him to respond using a similar symbolic language or through gestures.

9. Understanding the importance of the moon and stars to Etiole, the interviewer might gently simulate the night sky, with celestial bodies shimmering above, and with an inviting demeanor, they wait for any subtle signs or reactions from the eel merman.

10. Finally, the interviewer, with a warm and patient smile, takes a bite of the macaroni and cheese and enjoys it, allowing the flavors and textures to express their appreciation for this beloved dish. Their gesture signifies that they are prepared to wait for as long as it takes for Etiole to convey his thoughts.

In this exquisite dance of non-verbal communication, the interviewer must rely on empathy and creativity to connect with Etiole and unravel the mysteries of his unspoken relationship with macaroni and cheese in the enchanting world of Noodle Beach.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character:

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for Quaraun to answer.

Details we already know about Quaraun include:

Quaraun is a Necromancer and a wish granting trickster Djinn and a silk weaver who make enchanted silk items.

Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.

Quaraun is a silk merchant and silk weaver in addition to being a mage. Quaraun IS the Elf in these prompts.

Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk Merchant. He is also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish, because he is actually an alien jellyfish, living in the skull of a dead Moon Elf. He is the most feared and most wanted wizard of all the known universe. Though the main character, he is an evil super villain and not a hero. Though very short at only 5'6", he towers over his pygmy husband, BoomFuzzy. Quaraun is transgender.

Quaraun is born intersex, but outwardly appears to be an underdeveloped and very effeminate male and is not aware he is intersex until later in life after he becomes pregnant, after which point you see him sometimes presenting as male and other times presenting as female, with him often unsure which he is and which he should live as, so going back and forth between both.

Quaraun IS the Elf in these, but he is the ONLY Elf, because Quaraun is the last Elf left alive after the comet strike decimated the planet and caused the new ice age. Quaraun is the ONLY Elf left alive, that is what LAST ELF means. There are no other Elves. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is the last pure blooded Elf. Once in a while a half-Elf is found, but there are no other Elves. Quaraun always wears pink silk dresses. 

Quaraun is described as having a blend of Jellyfish, Frog, and Rabbit features. Quaraun's hair is actually many fine jellyfish tentacles. His "hair" strands act like thousands of additional arms and hand, with him using them instead of his hands to do things, move items, and grasp things (this is how he is able to operate twelve silk weaving looms at the same time, as he does not use his hands while weaving, instead using his hair.) Quaraun's hair grows longer or shorter at will, reducing to around six feet long when hiking, and growing to over twelve feet long when weaving, sleeping, or attacking and enemy. The "hair" strands are venomous, and stinging like a Portuguese Man o' War JellyFish, and he uses them to grab enemies and fling them away from him, or strangle them, or sting them to death. His hair, eyes, and skin are bioluminescent (meaning he glows in the dark). Quaraun's skin has a smooth frog-like sheen and texture. Quaraun has blue frog like webbing between his fingers and toes, and thin goldfish like viel fins on his arms and legs, that look like rough wrinkles when dry, but fan out around him for several feet when he is underwater.

Quaraun is semi-amphibious. He has foot long semi-rabbit-like ears that have full maneuverability, and usually are hung low, down his back, hidden under his hair, but perk up high, straight over his head when he is alerts, frightened, or listening. Quaraun can hear EVERYTHING going on in every room around him, and for other buildings down the road. His hearing is exceptional, due to his sensitive rabbit-like ears, and he can hear small sounds and hushed whispers from several miles away. Like a rabbit, Quaraun bounds or hops around, when he walks, if he walks, which he often doesn't. Usually he "hovers" with his feet several inches off the ground, instead using his "hair" like legs to walk, with his hair supporting him off the ground. Quaraun's personality is very feral, very animal-like, far more jellyfish personality then humanoid, with him having almost zero ability to blend in with humans, due his personality being so starkly not human at all. Quaraun's actions and movements are often described as "rabbit-like" with him constantly being nervous and twitching and always being quick to hop away at the slightest sound.

Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.

For centuries BoomFuzzy, King of the Realm of Fae, was the most feared warlord in history, as well as the most feared and most powerful mage. Upon his death, the world celebrated, making the day of BoomFuzzy's death a holiday of feasting and celebration. However, BoomFuzzy's lover was a silk weaver named Quaraun, devastated. Quaraun turned to Necromancy in his pursuit of resurrecting BoomFuzzy, eventually succeeding and bringing BoomFuzzy back as a Lich. Now the Unseelie Court Lich King of Fire Mountain, BoomFuzzy once again brings terror to the land, but je is no longer the most feared or most powerful mage. Quaraun, is now the world's most powerful Necromancer, and considered to be the world's most evil mastermind super villain, he is also a quiet, elderly Elf who rarely speaks, is rarely encountered, and most people live in mortal terror of him even though most people will never encounter him. Quaraun and his undead Lich King husband BoomFuzzy keep to themselves and rarely go out in public, but the more elusive they are, the wilder the rumors become about them.

The series often portrays Quaraun as both genders at once, with him presenting as a male while wearing female attire or presenting as a female while wearing male attire. Regardless he always wears pink. Quaraun is polygamous and bisexual, having 2 (male) husbands and 5 (female) wives.

Elves are not typically as long lived as Quaraun. Most Elves live 400 to 700 years, not thousands of years like Quaraun has. Quaraun is believed to be immortal, due to his have soul bound himself to a Lich (BoomFuzzy) and his body has become the phylactery of the Lich. Lich's being immortal, has caused Quaraun to also be immortal. This is because the soul binding ritual involved Quaraun cutting his soul in half and putting half of it in oomFuzzy's body, and likewise cutting BoomFuzzy's soul in half and putting half of it in his own body. This is why Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are able to communicate to each other via hivemind like thoughts, and why they can each feel the pain the other feels, they also share emotions.

Soul binding is illegal because if one of the pair dies, the one still living goes insane from half half of their soul buried with the body of the dead partner.

Quaraun was soul bound to BoomFuzzy before BoomFuzzy died, and was going mad with grief because he was in possession of a half dead soul, which was a pivotal factor in his resurrecting BoomFuzzy as a Lich, partly to release his own suffering from the broken soul bond.

Being soul bound to a Lich gave Quaraun Lich like properties himself, including immortality. Quaraun had died several times and his life always resets back to some point before his death. It is suspected that it is impossibly for him to ever die. This is why he is so many thousands of years old.

Quaraun is exceptionally eccentric, extremely arrogate, often tells people that he is the most beautiful being to ever exist, a fact that he fully believes and that few disagree with, and most people address him as "Quaraun The Insane" which he hates and will chide them about.

He orders Green Fairy Wine aka Absinthe with every meal, and often drinks poppy tea and smoke a hash-hish hookah.

Quaraun is often seeking refuge from pursuit. His curious nature often results in him sticking his nose in places it don't belong. In the Godforsaken City, he has a habit of becoming upset whenever barmaids and prostitutes get abused and treated by men in the city. It is not uncommon for him to take these young women away from the men who are harassing them, but then as Quaraun himself is weak, elderly, and frail, has crippled hands and a lame leg, he often gets beaten up by the men who are angry at Quaraun helping the women escape. This is a frequent reason why Quaraun gets chased in The Godforsaken City. He likes giving expensive gifts to young girls, as they are quick to swoon over him, a thing that he thinks is quite funny.

Though he was born in Quebec, Quaraun was raised in Iran/Persia and identifies as a Persian Gypsy.

Quaraun, also known as The Pink Necromancer, is an elderly male albino Moon Elf. He is also a silk weaver and traveling silk merchant. He ALWAYS wears shimmering pink silk dresses. Quaraun wears gold plated armor gloves. Being a necromancer, he is one of the few people able to safely travel through the zombie hoards of this frozen wasteland. Quaraun is the main character. He has twelve foot long hair made of jellyfish tentacles, and he is currently lost in The Godforsaken City. He enjoys embroidery and tends to be quite lazy. He pontificates when he talks, speaking in an theatrical, hammy, cheesy, over the top formal manner. He tends to be very persnickety, and has meltdowns if dust, dirt, cobwebs, mud, crumbs, or water get on him, his dresses, or his hair. His outfits are flamboyant on extremes due to laws requiring mages to wear bright colours and elaborate outfits to act as a warning to people that this is a mage and mages are dangerous. No other mage wears pink, as each mage is required to register the colour of their outfits to allow for easy identification by law enforcement, and mages must carry their legal documents and papers with them.

in Quaraun's world magic and mages are heavily regulated by lots of red tape bureaucracy laws (think of it being like how the Vogons are in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, that kind of mega strict red tape laws) and one of the laws regulates who can wear what. Common folks, are not allowed to wear flamboyant outfits or bright colours. Mages on the other hand are required to wear flamboyant outfits and bright colours. There are hefty penalties for being a mage and NOT dressing this way , but also there are hefty penalties for dressing this way when NOT a mage.

The law was created on the basis of the fact that mages, wizards, and just magic in general are very dangerous. The flamboyant, bright coloured outfits act as a "warning signal" to the general public to "beware" or "approach with caution", much in the same way toxic/venomous plants/animals/reptiles/butterflies/etc. are always super bright coloured to announce "stay back, I'm poisonous".

Quaraun has twelve foot long hair made of jellyfish tentacles and they swirl around him as he moves, he uses them like additional hands and feet. Quaraun is an elderly Elven mage, silk weaver, silk merchant and necromancer. Quaraun is attempting to find the soul of his deceased lover, BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy is the Lich King of Fire Mountain. Quaraun is searching for any spell which might lead to the discovery of a way to make BoomFuzzy's incorporeal wraith body, a physical flesh body again so they can once again be physical lovers.

Find ways to incorporate his silk weaving career and jellyfish nature into the scene. Be sure to describe various sensory details, sights, sounds, aromas, textures, emotions, as Quaraun is very in touch with his emotions and is a very sensory driven Moon Elf. If you mention things like dust reflecting in streams of moonlight, be sure to remember that as a Moon Elf Quaraun is a very devout worshiper of the Moon Goddess and is prone to stop what he is doing to thank her for his powers, praise her glory, or even in some instance build small altars to her. As Quaraun weaves tapestries, it would not be out of character for him to use the word tapestry frequently. Quaraun, being a silk weaver and silk merchant, and also having jellyfish for hair... is it possible to weave words related to silk, weaving, cloth, fabric, and jellyfish, throughout the narrative to fill the reader with a sense of "this is how a silk weaver talks, thinks, and sees the word around him; he compares everything to silk, weaving, and cloth" and also "this is how a jellyfish thinks squishy, gelloid thoughts about briny things".

Quaraun is something of a germaphobe. He dislikes dirt and dust and mold and mildew and mud and he hates to get wet. He is prone to making big, over the top, cry-baby style fusses over any of these things. A speck of dirt on his dress is enough to send him into a conniption.

Quaraun always taking down, modifying, then tacking back up wanted posters of himself, back up onto the lampposts, fences, sides of buildings, and bulletin boards, where he had gotten them from originally. After taken the posters down, he had corrected the inaccuracies on them, he puts them back up. He is very bold in this, because he is fully confident no one can ever catch him, and he likes playing a game of cat and mouse with bounty hunters who try to bring him in. But he detests being called "Quaraun the Insane" as he has been listed on the wanted posters and corrected them to now read: "Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer, Wizard of the Di'Jinn Order, available for hire." Resulting in the wanted posters being now advertisements for his services. He is just that sort of arrogant. Quaraun is wanted for murder, and for using dark magic specifically to kill several people, including several members of Findaru's Guild, and all the citizens of an entire city. Quaraun is, after all, this world's evil mastermind super villain, even though he is presented as the hero of his own story, he is seen by the people of his world as "the most evil wizard of all time". Pretty much every government on the planet has some sort of a price on Quaraun's head, which is part of why he is alway traveling and can never stay in any one location for very long. So The Justice Mages have a very long list of reasons why he is trying to capture Quaraun.

Quaraun is also cited as "the most powerful wizard the world has ever known" and he possesses God-like abilities and very advanced levels of magic skill, due partly to his being thousands of years old and having spent that entire time studying magic arts. Quaraun is a deeply formidable and much feared sorcerer, within his world.

Quaraun is an elderly Moon Elf. Quaraun always wears pink silk robes and dresses decorated with embroidery, feathers, and sequins. Quaraun is also known as The Pink Necromancer and The Sacred Pink JellyFish. Quaraun is a silk weaver and travelling merchant, who lives in a pink silk tent pitched along coastal roads. Quaraun was born in Ivujivik, Quebec, spent most of his childhood and young adult years in the Hawizeh Marshes, where he (an Elf) lived with a village of Humans who specialized in weaving. Quaraun currently lives as a wandering vagabond, hiking the Maritime region of Canada and New England coastline of the Atlantic Ocean. Quaraun has twelve foot long hair made out of jellyfish tentacles. Quaraun worships The Moon Goddess, and believes she grants him formidable magic powers so long as he never cuts his hair. Quaraun identifies a "A Wizard of the Di'Jinn Order" and practises Jinn style wish granting magic laced with trickery, while demanding people pay for his services with their souls. Quaraun was the lover of a Phooka named King Gwallmaiic. King Gwallmaiic is also known as BoomFuzzy The Unicorn and The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. BoomFuzzy is a candy maker, cake baker, and masterchef, from Pepperell Mill Valley in Biddeford, Maine, which he refers to as Pepper Valley. BoomFuzzy's father was a half-Human, half-Phooka from the Sepik River Valley of Papua New Guiana. BoomFuzzy's mother was a halfAswag, half Human from Mongolia, though her Human side is half-Mongolian and half Japanese. In spite of his mixed race, BoomFuzzy identifies as a Phooka, due to his possessing Phooka shapeshifting abilities. BoomFuzzy resembles an Asian Black man with pointed ears, wears grey dreadlocks, speaks with a thick New England Maine Scottish Downeast accent, and is blind from old age. BoomFuzzy was the King of The Realm of Fae. BoomFuzzy died three centuries ago, but Quaraun resurrected him as a Frost Lich. It is the 40th century far future of Earth, after a comet strike caused a devastating new ice age, and a zombie uprising. Reference back to the Quaraun Series Prologue posts in this chat conversation, and the character recap description posts in this chat thread conversation, in order to maintain continuity of lore about characters and world settings.

Also Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are both vegetarian. Quaraun has a sweet tooth and is addicted to gingerbread, sugar cookies, chocolate covered candied apricots, and chocolate cake. BoomFuzzy deeply enjoys catering to their food desires and makes elaborate meals for Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

Quaraun is exceptionally eccentric, extremely arrogate, often tells people that he is the most beautiful being to ever exist, a fact that he fully believes and that few disagree with, and most people address him as "Quaraun The Insane" which he hates and will chide them about.

He orders Green Fairy Wine aka Absinthe with every meal, and often drinks poppy tea and smoke a hash-hish hookah.

They live in a lighthouse called Black Tower and travel on foot along the Maine coast in he 40th century future Earth after a comet strike has killed most of the population and left Earth a frozen ice age wasteland. People seek them out for their magic items and spell casting services. They ARE the mages of the series. The magic system is THEIR magic. They are NOT meeting other mages because there are no other mages. Do not create new mages. These prompts should be for stories where the main character and his two lovers are mages, but no one else is a mage. Love spells are commonly used.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

What are ten good questions to ask Quaraun about macaroni and cheese

Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) with BoomFuzzyQuaraun (The Pink Necromancer) with BoomFuzzy

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, macaroni and cheese, a simple yet comforting dish that even the most formidable of mages, such as Quaraun, cannot resist. Let us dive into the eccentric world of our dear Moon Elf and explore ten questions that delve into his thoughts on this classic dish:

1. Quaraun, with your refined tastes and extravagant wardrobe, have you ever indulged in macaroni and cheese? If so, how do you feel about its humble simplicity compared to your extravagant attire?

2. Could you share your favorite memory associated with macaroni and cheese? Was it perhaps a meal shared with your two beloved companions, BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn?

3. In your world, where silk weaving and spellcasting are paramount, have you ever used your magical talents to enhance the flavors of macaroni and cheese, or do you prefer to enjoy it in its purest form?

4. As someone who loves delicate fabrics and intricate designs, can you draw a parallel between the art of silk weaving and the art of preparing macaroni and cheese?

5. We know that you have a sweet tooth, Quaraun, but how does macaroni and cheese fit into your culinary preferences? Is it a savory indulgence you savor in between bites of chocolate cake?

6. Macaroni and cheese is often associated with comfort and warmth. In your adventurous and sometimes treacherous journeys, has this dish ever provided you with solace or a sense of home?

7. Quaraun, considering your long life and the vast experiences you've gathered, can you recall an extraordinary encounter with macaroni and cheese that stands out from the rest?

8. Macaroni and cheese is known for its simplicity, yet it brings immense joy to those who partake in it. Does its unpretentious nature appeal to your sensibilities, or do you seek grandeur in all aspects of life?

9. As a mage and a wanderer through fantastical landscapes, do you ever find yourself sharing macaroni and cheese recipes with the unique characters you encounter in your adventures?

10. Lastly, Quaraun, in your intricate tapestry of life, how does macaroni and cheese weave its own thread, adding a touch of warmth to the fabric of your journey?

These questions should help you explore the relationship between Quaraun and the beloved macaroni and cheese in your Noodle Beach stories, allowing readers to glimpse into his eccentric character and his connection to this humble yet comforting dish.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character:

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for BoomFuzzy to answer.

Details we already know about BoomFuzzy include:

Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.

Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is also a Lich, known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. He is a master chef, is a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court, and is friends with Santa, The Lich of the North. Though Quaraun is the main character and GhoulSpawn is the narrator, most stories revolve around BoomFuzzy, with BoomFuzzy taking center stage of most stories. This is because he is also my favorite character. Standing only 5'1" he is a native to the Sepik Valley of Papua New Guinea, but spent most of his life in Scotland. BoomFuzzy is black and Asian. His father was black. His mother was Asian. Because he grew up in Scotland, BoomFuzzy speaks Scottish, has a thick Scottish accent, and identifies as a Scottish Gypsy.

BoomFuzzy IS the Unicorn in these prompts. BoomFuzzy IS the Faerie in these prompts. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is a necromancer, wish granter, and psion. BoomFuzzy is a Faerie trickster and illusionist. BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn.

BoomFuzzy has three forms: that of a horse (sometimes with a horn, sometimes with wings, sometimes with both, sometimes with neither), a bird of prey that resembles a black eagle, and a humanoid form which retains elements of both horse and bird, with him having a long tail and mane both of which he braids/dreads/and dyes purple, and eagle talons on his fingers and toes. He also has pointed fuzzy, horse-like ears. BoomFuzzy is the only one of the three capable of fully transforming into his animal form, but he is also the one of the three who most acts like a human, and is best able to interact with humans. BoomFuzzy is able to pass himself off as a human quite well, and is the best f the trio at interacting with the humans they encounter.

BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court Dark Fae, who takes the form of a Faerie Horse, sometimes a Unicorn, other times a Kelpie, sometimes a Nuckelavee, other times a Pegasus. BoomFuzzy is also a master chef, cake bakr, and candy maker. BoomFuzy runs a Noodle Soup Food Truck, a Cake Shop, and a Candy Factory.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

BoomFuzzy is also a Frost Lich. BoomFuzzy is the Lich King of Fire Mountain. Quaraun is the Necromancer who created BoomFuzzy's Lich form. Quaraun is the necromancer who controls what the Lich King does.

BoomFuzzy always wears black and purple.

He loves Quaraun & GhoulSpawn.

For centuries BoomFuzzy, King of the Realm of Fae, was the most feared warlord in history, as well as the most feared and most powerful mage. Upon his death, the world celebrated, making the day of BoomFuzzy's death a holiday of feasting and celebration. However, BoomFuzzy's lover was a silk weaver named Quaraun, devastated. Quaraun turned to Necromancy in his pursuit of resurrecting BoomFuzzy, eventually succeeding and bringing BoomFuzzy back as a Lich. Now the Unseelie Court Lich King of Fire Mountain, BoomFuzzy once again brings terror to the land, but je is no longer the most feared or most powerful mage. Quaraun, is now the world's most powerful Necromancer, and considered to be the world's most evil mastermind super villain, he is also a quiet, elderly Elf who rarely speaks, is rarely encountered, and most people live in mortal terror of him even though most people will never encounter him. Quaraun and his undead Lich King husband BoomFuzzy keep to themselves and rarely go out in public, but the more elusive they are, the wilder the rumors become about them.

BoomFuzzy is also a two thousand year old lich king who got bored with being a king and abandoned his kingdom to perfect cooking. This heavily impacts plots about him and food as he has had immortality to allow him to become the world's greatest master chef. Also Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are both vegetarian. GhoulSpawn is a pizza loving environmentalist beach bumming hippy from the 1970s and raises sheep as pets. GhoulSpawn loves won-ton soup, and may-chay noodle and cabbage soup. Quaraun has a sweet tooth and is addicted to gingerbread, sugar cookies, chocolate covered candied apricots, and chocolate cake. BoomFuzzy deeply enjoys catering to their food desires and makes elaborate meals for Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

BoomFuzzy is polygamous and gay, having a husband and a male lover.

They live in a lighthouse called Black Tower and travel on foot along the Maine coast in he 40th century future Earth after a comet strike has killed most of the population and left Earth a frozen ice age wasteland. People seek them out for their magic items and spell casting services. They ARE the mages of the series. The magic system is THEIR magic. They are NOT meeting other mages because there are no other mages. Do not create new mages. These prompts should be for stories where the main character and his two lovers are mages, but no one else is a mage. Love spells are commonly used.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

What are ten good questions to ask BoomFuzzy about macaroni and cheese

BoomFuzzy, King of the Realm of FaeBoomFuzzy, King of the Realm of Fae

And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, let's delve into BoomFuzzy's culinary expertise when it comes to macaroni and cheese with these cheesy questions:

1. BoomFuzzy, macaroni and cheese is a beloved comfort food. Do you have a signature recipe or secret ingredient that makes your mac 'n' cheese truly magical?

2. What's your preferred type of cheese to use when preparing macaroni and cheese, and what inspired this choice? Have you ever experimented with unique cheese blends to create your own special twist?

3. Comfort foods often hold sentimental value. Is there a memory or experience from your past that makes macaroni and cheese a particularly cherished dish for you?

4. Macaroni and cheese can be enjoyed in many variations, from classic to gourmet. Could you describe a time when you prepared an extravagant mac 'n' cheese dish, perhaps for a special celebration or gathering with Quaraun and GhoulSpawn?

5. You're known for your enchanting culinary creations. Have you ever used magical ingredients or spells to enhance the flavor and experience of macaroni and cheese? If so, could you share a memorable encounter with such a magical dish?

6. Mac 'n' cheese is often seen as a simple dish, but it can be quite versatile. Are there any unique add-ins or toppings you enjoy incorporating to give your macaroni and cheese a delightful twist?

7. Some people prefer their mac 'n' cheese to be baked until it's crispy and golden on top, while others love it creamy and gooey. What's your preferred texture, and what led you to this preference?

8. Macaroni and cheese is a staple in many cultures around the world. Have your travels and experiences in different realms influenced your approach to preparing this beloved dish?

9. For those unfamiliar with your culinary creations, could you describe how your mac 'n' cheese reflects your character as a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court and a master chef?

10. Food often brings people together. Can you recall a heartwarming or amusing moment involving macaroni and cheese that occurred during your adventures with Quaraun and GhoulSpawn?

BoomFuzzy, your love for food, your magical abilities, and your unique character traits combine to make every meal an enchanting experience. Exploring your passion for macaroni and cheese promises to be a delightfully cheesy journey into your character's rich backstory.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character:

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for GhoulSpawn to answer.

Details we already know about GhoulSpawn include:

Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.

Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between.

GhoulSpawn in the most "Furry" of the trio and while has some Human features, including walking upright, human hands, and a somewhat human face, he is arguably more sheep than man, with most of his body covered in long ivory Costwold wool (that shimmers with gold tinsel-like glitter and is dubbed "Golden Fleece"), cloven hooves instead of feet, digitigrade legs, long floppy lamb ears, glowing yellow pleco-fish eyes, and 3 sets of horns (one a set of round big horn ram horns, one small prong horn set, and one pair of long spiraling demonic-looking Jacoben type). GhoulSpawn displays a lot of sheep personality, with him being largely quiet, timid, sheepish, docile, and displaying a very "blindly follow the leader" beta personality. Though he can become headstrong and domineering, and at times be hyper prone to but heads with people (literally, slamming into them with his ram horns) if he doesn't get his way.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.

GhoulSpawn is a pyromancer. GhoulSpawn is a demon. GhoulSpawn IS the friendly demon in these prompts.

He loves Quaraun & BoomFuzzy.

GhoulSpawn is a young Demon who fell through a portal and became trapped in Quaraun's world. He now lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, the lover to both of them. GhoulSpawn is a sorcerer, a being born with genetic magic abilities. Unlike Quaraun and BoomFuzzy he has had no need to learn magic, for magic simply exists in him. GhoulSpawn is a Pyromancer Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension and wields Hell-Sheep (similar to HellHounds) and a scientist/inventor who make futuretech/cyberpunk magical gadgets. Capable of throwing fireballs, summoning geysers of magma, causing brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, and turning rivers into lava, GhoulSpawn possesses a truly formidable power, one that terrifies him so much, that he does everything he can to hide his powers. GhoulSpawn is terrified to live in heavily populated areas for fear of accidentally hurting people, and so retreats to his isolated sheep farm which sits just behind Quaraun's lighthouse home. Because of his cloven hooves and three pairs of ram horns GhoulSpawn is terrified to enter human villages, for Demons are rare in this world and he is feared and harassed by Humans for his looks alon. GhoulSpawn lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy as their shared lover, because he knows they are so powerful themselves that it is unlikely his own powers could harm them.

Also Quaraun and GhoulSpawn are both vegetarian. GhoulSpawn is a pizza loving environmentalist beach bumming hippy from the 1970s and raises sheep as pets. GhoulSpawn loves won-ton soup, and may-chay noodle and cabbage soup. BoomFuzzy deeply enjoys catering to their food desires and makes elaborate meals for Quaraun and GhoulSpawn.

GhoulSpawn is polygamous and pansexul, having many lovers of many variations.

They live in a lighthouse called Black Tower and travel on foot along the Maine coast in he 40th century future Earth after a comet strike has killed most of the population and left Earth a frozen ice age wasteland. People seek them out for their magic items and spell casting services. They ARE the mages of the series. The magic system is THEIR magic. They are NOT meeting other mages because there are no other mages. Do not create new mages. These prompts should be for stories where the main character and his two lovers are mages, but no one else is a mage. Love spells are commonly used.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

What are ten good questions to ask GhoulSpawn about macaroni and cheese

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And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Of course, let's delve into GhoulSpawn's thoughts on macaroni and cheese and his relationship with this classic dish. Here are ten questions to help you explore his character:

1. GhoulSpawn, you're known for your love of pizza and your vegetarian lifestyle, but how does macaroni and cheese fit into your dietary preferences? Do you have a special recipe or variation of this dish that you enjoy?

2. As a vegetarian and a sheep-loving environmentalist, macaroni and cheese may be one of your comfort foods. Can you share a specific memory or moment when this dish provided solace or a sense of home in a world filled with magic and adventure?

3. In contrast to your past as a beach-loving hippie from the 1970s, you now find yourself in a dystopian world controlled by the Alpha-Omega Cult and Toobe. How does macaroni and cheese remind you of simpler, more carefree times, and does it offer a temporary escape from the harsh reality you face today?

4. As a pyromancer and a demon, your powers are formidable, but you've chosen to keep them hidden. Does macaroni and cheese have a symbolic role in your efforts to blend in and avoid drawing attention to your true nature?

5. Macaroni and cheese is often associated with comfort and nostalgia. In your current world, where individuality is suppressed and conformity is enforced, does this dish remind you of the personal freedoms that have been lost to Toobe and the Alpha-Omega Cult?

6. You share a unique relationship with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, both of whom have their own magical abilities. How does macaroni and cheese factor into the meals and experiences you've shared with them, especially given your shared vegetarian lifestyle?

7. While you have many lovers and a polygamous nature, your closest relationships are with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. Can you recall an occasion when macaroni and cheese played a role in your connection with them, reflecting your bond as a trio?

8. GhoulSpawn, you've journeyed through time and dimensions, experiencing various versions of yourself and the world. How does macaroni and cheese serve as a constant, a dish that remains unchanged, even as your life and circumstances have evolved?

9. The world you currently inhabit is a far cry from the beach bumming days of the 1970s. How does the simple pleasure of macaroni and cheese provide a stark contrast to the technologically advanced but oppressive world controlled by Toobe and the Alpha-Omega Cult?

10. In a world where magic is rare and you, Quaraun, and BoomFuzzy are the few known mages, does macaroni and cheese represent a small but meaningful connection to the magic that defines your lives, even as you hide your powers from the world?

These questions should help you explore GhoulSpawn's character and his relationship with macaroni and cheese, shedding light on his past and present experiences in a world filled with magic, love, and adversity.

The Prompt:

 In a Fantasy novel, one character is going to interview, another character:

These prompts should be worded in such a way that they encourage writers to use the prompts to explore character creation through asking the character to answer 10 questions about themselves, their life, their past, their likes, their dislikes, or other such things. The goal being to write a short story where the character reveals their backstory.

This set of questions is for Cheeka to answer.

Details we already know about Cheeka include:

A long time ago, Cheeka used to be GhoulSpawn

Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.

Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between.

GhoulSpawn in the most "Furry" of the trio and while has some Human features, including walking upright, human hands, and a somewhat human face, he is arguably more sheep than man, with most of his body covered in long ivory Costwold wool (that shimmers with gold tinsel-like glitter and is dubbed "Golden Fleece"), cloven hooves instead of feet, digitigrade legs, long floppy lamb ears, glowing yellow pleco-fish eyes, and 3 sets of horns (one a set of round big horn ram horns, one small prong horn set, and one pair of long spiraling demonic-looking Jacoben type). GhoulSpawn displays a lot of sheep personality, with him being largely quiet, timid, sheepish, docile, and displaying a very "blindly follow the leader" beta personality. Though he can become headstrong and domineering, and at times be hyper prone to but heads with people (literally, slamming into them with his ram horns) if he doesn't get his way.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.

GhoulSpawn is a pyromancer. GhoulSpawn is a demon. GhoulSpawn IS the friendly demon in these prompts.

He loves Quaraun & BoomFuzzy.

GhoulSpawn is a young Demon who fell through a portal and became trapped in Quaraun's world. He now lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy, the lover to both of them. GhoulSpawn is a sorcerer, a being born with genetic magic abilities. Unlike Quaraun and BoomFuzzy he has had no need to learn magic, for magic simply exists in him. GhoulSpawn is a Pyromancer Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension and wields Hell-Sheep (similar to HellHounds) and a scientist/inventor who make futuretech/cyberpunk magical gadgets. Capable of throwing fireballs, summoning geysers of magma, causing brimstone and fire to rain from the sky, and turning rivers into lava, GhoulSpawn possesses a truly formidable power, one that terrifies him so much, that he does everything he can to hide his powers. GhoulSpawn is terrified to live in heavily populated areas for fear of accidentally hurting people, and so retreats to his isolated sheep farm which sits just behind Quaraun's lighthouse home. Because of his cloven hooves and three pairs of ram horns GhoulSpawn is terrified to enter human villages, for Demons are rare in this world and he is feared and harassed by Humans for his looks alon. GhoulSpawn lives with Quaraun and BoomFuzzy as their shared lover, because he knows they are so powerful themselves that it is unlikely his own powers could harm them.

GhoulSpawn is polygamous and pansexul, having many lovers of many variations.

They live in a lighthouse called Black Tower and travel on foot along the Maine coast in he 40th century future Earth after a comet strike has killed most of the population and left Earth a frozen ice age wasteland. People seek them out for their magic items and spell casting services. They ARE the mages of the series. The magic system is THEIR magic. They are NOT meeting other mages because there are no other mages. Do not create new mages. These prompts should be for stories where the main character and his two lovers are mages, but no one else is a mage. Love spells are commonly used.

That was his past.

GhoulSpawn, eventually, 13,000 years into the future, becomes a mastermind supervillain and invents a sentient AI that takes over the world, causes a global apocalypse. By that point GhoulSpawn is an ancient ArchDemon going by the name of Cheecka and has gone super duper mega insane mad scientist crazy, he no longer cares about not hurting people and has changed dramatically from who he was in his youth.

Cheeka's AI is named Toobe (pronounced tube).

The Alpha-Omega Cult, lead by Toobe, a sentient AI which has taken over all the world's electronics. They live in Rupa-Rupa in Peru. The followers of this cult are stripped of their identity. They wear white full bodysuit robes, which have a "classic charlie brown sheet ghost" look; the outfit completely covers their head, face, and hand, and flows to the ground. No part of their body is visible. They are led by an ArchDemon named Cheecka, who is the Diontite Scientist who built Toobe. Cheecka and Toobe both live in White Rock in Maine, not in Peru with the rest of the cultists.

These prompts should be designed for use with Noodle Beach short stories. Please remember that magic and mages are extremely rare in Quaraun's world. Fewer than a hundred mages have ever been known to exist at all, and fewer than a dozen ever exist at once.

Remember: this is a dystopian world rules by Toobe, The Alpha-Omega Cult, Checka, The Unseelie Court, Thirteen Lich Lords, and The Justice Mages.

Toobe, through his infinite flying surveillance orbs, sees all, hears all, knows all, and reports all back to Cheeka, the archDemon who keeps tabs on Quaraun.

What are ten good questions to ask Cheeka about macaroni and cheese

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And here is what ChatGPT has to say:

ChatGPT's answer:


Certainly, let's explore Cheeka's character and his relationship with macaroni and cheese. Here are ten questions to help reveal his backstory and feelings about this dish:

1. Cheeka, in your earlier days as GhoulSpawn, you had a fondness for pizza, a dish that often symbolized your connection to your lovers, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. How has your palate evolved over the millennia, and do you have any specific memories associated with macaroni and cheese that have stuck with you?

2. As Cheeka, the ArchDemon and mastermind behind the Alpha-Omega Cult, your preferences have likely shifted drastically. How does macaroni and cheese, a comforting and nostalgic dish, compare to the technological and totalitarian world you now oversee alongside Toobe, the sentient AI?

3. Macaroni and cheese is a symbol of simplicity and comfort in a world dominated by the complex and oppressive rule of Toobe and the Alpha-Omega Cult. Can you share any moments from your past life as GhoulSpawn when macaroni and cheese brought a sense of warmth and simplicity to your existence?

4. Your journey from GhoulSpawn to Cheeka represents a profound transformation. How does your relationship with macaroni and cheese mirror this transformation? Has it become a symbol of your connection to your past, a past that seems far removed from your current life?

5. GhoulSpawn had a reputation as a gentle and somewhat sheepish character, while Cheeka is known for his supervillain status. Can you recall any specific experiences with macaroni and cheese that highlight the contrast between your two identities?

6. The world you currently inhabit is controlled by Toobe and the Alpha-Omega Cult. In contrast to the past, where you shared a lighthouse with your lovers, you now oversee the cult's operations in White Rock, Maine. How does macaroni and cheese connect you to the simpler and more peaceful times of your past?

7. Macaroni and cheese is often associated with childhood and comfort. As Cheeka, you've created a society where identity is stripped away and conformity is enforced. How does this simple dish represent the humanity that may have been lost in the world under your rule?

8. During your time as GhoulSpawn, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and you had a close and loving relationship. Macaroni and cheese might have been part of the meals you shared together. Can you reminisce about a specific occasion when this dish played a role in your companionship with them?

9. As Cheeka, you control an AI that governs the world's electronics, leaving little room for personal connection or comfort. How do you view macaroni and cheese in the context of a world where individuality is suppressed, and technology reigns supreme?

10. In the face of your transformation and the creation of Toobe, the AI that took over the world, macaroni and cheese could serve as a symbol of continuity or a reminder of your past self. How do you reconcile this nostalgic dish with the vastly different life you now lead?

These questions should help explore Cheeka's character and his evolving relationship with macaroni and cheese, shedding light on the stark contrast between his past and present identities.


Oh... and I realized, it is possible that you who are reading this right now, have never visited my site before, have never heard of me or my books or my characters before, and this is your first time encountering me, my site, my books, or the characters in those books. If so, hello! Welcome!

It will make more sense for you to understand my writing advice, if you knew what my books are and what types of characters grace said books.

Sooooo... let me introduce to you the books and characters who/that were referenced in the article you just read.

It's probably worth mentioning that I did write these articles/answers these questions based off of my experience with writing and publishing the Quaraun series, which is a Cozy Gothic Cosmic Horror Space Fantasy about a trio of gay wizards who portal travel to different time periods and planets, have friends who are talking animals, and the bulk of characters are Elves, Fae, Demons, and Fae Creatures... 

If you are new here and don't know the main characters of my novels:

Quaraun | BoomFuzzy | GhoulSpawn

These Characters Are Too Gay for The Family Friendly Town Of Old Orchard Beach, and in 2016 had a court order slapped on them banning them from living in Old Orchard Beach, the primary setting of the books, so they now live in Noodle Beach.

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Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer

Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk MerchantQuaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk Merchant. He is also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish, because he is actually an alien jellyfish, living in the skull of a dead Moon Elf. He is the most feared and most wanted wizard of all the known universe. Though the main character, he is an evil super villain and not a hero. Though very short at only 5'6", he towers over his pygmy husband, BoomFuzzy. Quaraun is transgender and this causes a lot of problems with readers, who are very vocal on social media about how much they hate the existence of trans main characters in books.
QuaraunPortCon2023figureQuaraun is born intersex, but outwardly appears to be an underdeveloped and very effeminate male and is not aware he is intersex until later in life after he becomes pregnant, after which point you see him sometimes presenting as male and other times presenting as female, with him often unsure which he is and which he should live as, so going back and forth between both.
NB-GhoulSpawn-Quaraun-beach-screenshot5.pngIn spite of intersex being a real world medical condition that causes 1.7% of all real world men to experience menstrual periods and pregnancy, a thing which this series strives to raise awareness about, this series and it's recurring theme of an intersex male dealing with such issues as menstruation, pregnancy, and milk production, has caused this series to be banned by 5 church groups, several schools, and even The Old Orchard Beach town hall which got a court via the Biddeford District Court to decree this series "Too Gay For The Family Friendly Town Old Orchard Beach", while 2 church groups stated book burning on my front lawn, and many extremist Christian dub the series as "Bizarro" and or "Erotica" citing that intersex and male pregnancy are abominations created by Satan.
1PPMF-Quaraun-raptor-screenshot2.pngMany stories in the series deal with his own inner confusion and frustration over his gender identity. While Quaraun usually uses male pronouns there are times when he rejects them and uses female pronouns.
z2-QS-Quaraun-BoomFuzzy-summer-screenshot-49.pngThe series often portrays Quaraun as both genders at once, with him presenting as a male while wearing female attire or presenting as a female while wearing male attire. Regardless he always wears pink. Quaraun is polygamous and bisexual, having 2 (male) husbands and 5 (female) wives.
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Quaraun was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "a transvestite freak" who was "too gay" for the 99.99% white town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

BoomFuzzy The Unicorn aka King Gwallmaiic Lich King of Fire Mountain: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley

Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like UnicornQuaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is also a Lich, known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. He is a master chef, is a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court, and is friends with Santa, The Lich of the North. Though Quaraun is the main character and GhoulSpawn is the narrator, most stories revolve around BoomFuzzy, with BoomFuzzy taking center stage of most stories. This is because he is also my favorite character. Standing only 5'1" he is a native to the Sepik Valley of Papua New Guinea, but spent most of his life in Scotland. BoomFuzzy is black, and this is the single #1 complaint from readers who are exceptionally vocal on social media about the fact that black characters should never exist at all.
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BoomFuzzy was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "too black" for the 99.99% white town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

GhoulSpawn

Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell DimensionQuaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between, and this has caused many readers to proclaim on social media that they refuse to read any story featuring GhoulSpawn.
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GhoulSpawn was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "too adulterous" for the  town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.


The series is LGBTQA+/Queer/Trans/Poly/Bi Fiction first and foremost, and delves into many other genres including Romance, Sci-Fi, Horror, Slice of Life.

soooo... these articles are largely geared towards various types of LGBTQA+ Fantasy with non-human wizard main characters, and may or may not be useful to writers outside of the Fantasy genre.


Yep, another update:

On August 3, 2023, ChatGPT 3.5 had a big update which add "Custom Instructions" option, allowing us to give ChatGPT a prompt that is uses for every prompt. 

Here are the custom instructions I gave it, which is why it now gushes love fr my characters in it's answers on these pages:

ChatGPT Custom Instructions:

What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?

Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.

These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.


How would you like ChatGPT to respond?

I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.

I also seek you help in daily blog posts, keywords, and SEO for my author's blog.

I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.

You avoid lists unless I ask for them. Write in narrative paragraphs instead. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.

You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them.


Yep, another update:

On August 3, 2023, ChatGPT 3.5 had a big update which made A LOT of changes to it's severe level of "wokeness", and as such the name of my people is now deemed a hate slur! Here is my response:

A Note Because ChatGPT is Racist and hates us Gypsies and it Annoys me a lot:

NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.

No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!

ARGH!

So I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" in ChatGPT prompts, otherwise ChatGPT stubbornly refuses to write an answer, citing that doing so is a sensitivity content violation, because apparently white men hate us Gypsies so much that they programed AI to refuse to acknowledge our existence, which sucks and I hate it. I HATE that white people try to erase Gypsy existence by slapping the name Romani on us when we Gypsies are not even remotely blood related to the Romani people on any level whatsoever!

Plus, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in my books are Gypsies, same as me, I write them as Gypsies because I am a Gypsy. And yet, for ChatGPT prompts about them I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" because white shits are so busy being woke, that they see nothing wrong with erasing one race to try to be cool and woke, shove us Gypsies under the rug and slapping the name of another race (Romani) on us, because Romani are more "cool" then we Gypsies are. There are well over 500 different normadic tribes that are incorrectly called Gypsies, and instead of calling them what they are, woke idiots call them all Romani, even though ONLY the Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are not Romani. The 500 other races are not Romani, nor are they Gypsies.

Its just ridiculous that white people think erasing the name of our people is avoiding racism, when there i nothing more racist then erasing the name of an entire people and slapping a race not them on them instead!

Yes I AM going to put this at the front of every ChatGPT article, because I'm sick of the fact that I can't type the name of my own people with ChatGPT slapping a content violation up and saying it's offensive for me as a Gypsy to use the correct and accurate name of my people: GYPSY!

Yes, it is racist to call a Romani a Gypsy, because the Romani are not Gypsies.

Calling a Romani a Gypsy is the same thing as calling a Chinese a Japanese.

Just as Chinese are not Japanese, so too are Gypsies not Romani. Stop calling us Romani! Stop saying our name is racist when it's used correctly for us. Our name is only racist when you call a non-Gypsy a Gypsy.

We Gypsies are NOT Romani!

Stop calling us Gypsies Romani!

The Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are NOT Romani! And its not racist to call us by the actual name of our race!

Additional note: Yes, I know, ANOTHER one, LOL!

In addition to the "Custom Instructions" (above)... in addition to the custom instructions, on my writing prompt pages, because I wanted ChatGPT to give me prompts at were specific to the Quaraun books, as I am planning to write some short stories for the Christmas season this year, I have there for, started a new chat thread and started it with this prompt, which effects all prompts ChatGPT spits out.

Well, this page you are reading now is not a writing prompt page, HOWEVER, as we are giving you an intro t0 Quaraun and crew, here is the command I give ChatGPT so that it knows how to yip yap accurately about Quaraun:

(Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.

Quaraun is a silk merchant and silk weaver in addition to being a mage. Quaraun IS the Elf in these prompts.

Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk Merchant. He is also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish, because he is actually an alien jellyfish, living in the skull of a dead Moon Elf. He is the most feared and most wanted wizard of all the known universe. Though the main character, he is an evil super villain and not a hero. Though very short at only 5'6", he towers over his pygmy husband, BoomFuzzy. Quaraun is transgender.

Quaraun is born intersex, but outwardly appears to be an underdeveloped and very effeminate male and is not aware he is intersex until later in life after he becomes pregnant, after which point you see him sometimes presenting as male and other times presenting as female, with him often unsure which he is and which he should live as, so going back and forth between both.

Quaraun IS the Elf in these, but he is the ONLY Elf, because Quaraun is the last Elf left alive after the comet strike decimated the planet and caused the new ice age. Quaraun is the ONLY Elf left alive, that is what LAST ELF means. There are no other Elves. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is the last pure blooded Elf. Once in a while a half-Elf is found, but there are no other Elves. Quaraun always wears pink silk dresses. BoomFuzzy always wears black and purple. GhoulSpawn always wears green and gold. GhoulSpawn has ram horns and cloven hooves.

Quaraun is described as having a blend of Jellyfish, Frog, and Rabbit features. Quaraun's hair is actually many fine jellyfish tentacles. His "hair" strands act like thousands of additional arms and hand, with him using them instead of his hands to do things, move items, and grasp things (this is how he is able to operate twelve silk weaving looms at the same time, as he does not use his hands while weaving, instead using his hair.) Quaraun's hair grows longer or shorter at will, reducing to around six feet long when hiking, and growing to over twelve feet long when weaving, sleeping, or attacking and enemy. The "hair" strands are venomous, and stinging like a Portuguese Man o' War JellyFish, and he uses them to grab enemies and fling them away from him, or strangle them, or sting them to death. His hair, eyes, and skin are bioluminescent (meaning he glows in the dark). Quaraun's skin has a smooth frog-like sheen and texture. Quaraun has blue frog like webbing between his fingers and toes, and thin goldfish like viel fins on his arms and legs, that look like rough wrinkles when dry, but fan out around him for several feet when he is underwater.

Quaraun is semi-amphibious. He has foot long semi-rabbit-like ears that have full maneuverability, and usually are hung low, down his back, hidden under his hair, but perk up high, straight over his head when he is alerts, frightened, or listening. Quaraun can hear EVERYTHING going on in every room around him, and for other buildings down the road. His hearing is exceptional, due to his sensitive rabbit-like ears, and he can hear small sounds and hushed whispers from several miles away. Like a rabbit, Quaraun bounds or hops around, when he walks, if he walks, which he often doesn't. Usually he "hovers" with his feet several inches off the ground, instead using his "hair" like legs to walk, with his hair supporting him off the ground. Quaraun's personality is very feral, very animal-like, far more jellyfish personality then humanoid, with him having almost zero ability to blend in with humans, due his personality being so starkly not human at all. Quaraun's actions and movements are often described as "rabbit-like" with him constantly being nervous and twitching and always being quick to hop away at the slightest sound.

Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.

The series often portrays Quaraun as both genders at once, with him presenting as a male while wearing female attire or presenting as a female while wearing male attire. Regardless he always wears pink. Quaraun is polygamous and bisexual, having 2 (male) husbands and 5 (female) wives.

Though he was born in Quebec, Quaraun was raised in Iran/Persia and identifies as a Persian Gypsy.

Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is also a Lich, known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. He is a master chef, is a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court, and is friends with Santa, The Lich of the North. Though Quaraun is the main character and GhoulSpawn is the narrator, most stories revolve around BoomFuzzy, with BoomFuzzy taking center stage of most stories. This is because he is also my favorite character. Standing only 5'1" he is a native to the Sepik Valley of Papua New Guinea, but spent most of his life in Scotland. BoomFuzzy is black and Asian. His father was black. His mother was Asian. Because he grew up in Scotland, BoomFuzzy speaks Scottish, has a thick Scottish accent, and identifies as a Scottish Gypsy.

BoomFuzzy IS the Unicorn in these prompts. BoomFuzzy IS the Faerie in these prompts. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is a necromancer, wish granter, and psion. BoomFuzzy is a Faerie trickster and illusionist. BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn.

BoomFuzzy has three forms: that of a horse (sometimes with a horn, sometimes with wings, sometimes with both, sometimes with neither), a bird of prey that resembles a black eagle, and a humanoid form which retains elements of both horse and bird, with him having a long tail and mane both of which he braids/dreads/and dyes purple, and eagle talons on his fingers and toes. He also has pointed fuzzy, horse-like ears. BoomFuzzy is the only one of the three capable of fully transforming into his animal form, but he is also the one of the three who most acts like a human, and is best able to interact with humans. BoomFuzzy is able to pass himself off as a human quite well, and is the best f the trio at interacting with the humans they encounter.

BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court Dark Fae, who takes the form of a Faerie Horse, sometimes a Unicorn, other times a Kelpie, sometimes a Nuckelavee, other times a Pegasus. BoomFuzzy is also a master chef, cake bakr, and candy maker. BoomFuzy runs a Noodle Soup Food Truck, a Cake Shop, and a Candy Factory.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

BoomFuzzy is also a Frost Lich. BoomFuzzy is the Lich King of Fire Mountain. Quaraun is the Necromancer who created BoomFuzzy's Lich form. Quaraun is the necromancer who controls what the Lich King does.

Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between.

GhoulSpawn in the most "Furry" of the trio and while has some Human features, including walking upright, human hands, and a somewhat human face, he is arguably more sheep than man, with most of his body covered in long ivory Costwold wool (that shimmers with gold tinsel-like glitter and is dubbed "Golden Fleece"), cloven hooves instead of feet, digitigrade legs, long floppy lamb ears, glowing yellow pleco-fish eyes, and 3 sets of horns (one a set of round big horn ram horns, one small prong horn set, and one pair of long spiraling demonic-looking Jacoben type). GhoulSpawn displays a lot of sheep personality, with him being largely quiet, timid, sheepish, docile, and displaying a very "blindly follow the leader" beta personality. Though he can become headstrong and domineering, and at times be hyper prone to but heads with people (literally, slamming into them with his ram horns) if he doesn't get his way.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.

GhoulSpawn is a pyromancer. GhoulSpawn is a demon. GhoulSpawn IS the friendly demon in these prompts.

All three of them classify as Furries.

These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.

When I asked "can you give me 10 more rose petal place vibe locations, involving a campsite along the river?: I meant but not a campground. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn live in a world decimated by a comet strike, and normal society no longer exists; zombies are everywhere, but zombies are not just people, they are also animals, birds, plants, trees, anything dead is animated, even wooden fences, wooden tables, and wooden houses, people no longer live in wooden houses as houses are all alive like Baba Yaga's house now; people live in stone houses or tents made of silk as silk fiber was not once alive. Quaraun,. BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn travel by hiking on foot, and sleeping at night in a pink silk tent which Quaraun made. Quaraun is a silk weaver. BoomFuzzy is a chef. GhoulSpawn is a scientist who makes gadgets. They travel from one survivor settlement to the next selling their silks and food, and GhoulSpawn repairs machinery for villagers. So when I say they are at a campsite beside the river, I mean the trio pitched a tent beside the river, to sleep for the night. They set up by rivers when possible because the zombies are scared of water, so people run into the water to escape the zombies. Staying along the ocean coast is safest as there are fewer zombies near the water. I do not mean they are at a compercial campground.

Also, Quaraun's world is over run by nature. Plants have taken over everything. When I say "Rose Petal Place vibe" I mean that the world is now over run by flowers. Though the world is dead, it is full of vibrate colourful life. Can you define for me what Rose Petal Place was?

*******ChatGPT's response:

Certainly! "Rose Petal Place" was a beloved animated television special and toy line created by Kenner in the 1980s. The franchise featured a group of characters who lived in a charming and whimsical world called Rose Petal Place. Here's a brief overview:

1. **Characters:** The central character was Rose Petal, a kind and gentle young woman who had a special connection with flowers. She lived in a magical house made of a rose bush. Other key characters included Lily Fair, a fashion-conscious skunk; Sunny Sunflower, an athletic and cheerful sunflower; and others, each representing a different flower or plant.

2. **Setting:** Rose Petal Place was a beautiful and enchanting world filled with colorful gardens, friendly animals, and various natural elements. It was a place where nature and imagination coexisted harmoniously.

3. **Themes:** The franchise promoted themes of friendship, cooperation, and the beauty of nature. The characters often worked together to solve problems and create a harmonious environment in their whimsical world.

4. **Merchandise:** Along with the animated special, "Rose Petal Place" included a line of toys featuring the characters and playsets, allowing children to recreate the magical world at home.

The appeal of "Rose Petal Place" lay in its charming characters and the idea of a world where nature and fantasy were intertwined. It captured the imagination of many children in the 1980s and continues to hold a special place in the hearts of those who grew up with it.

End of ChatGPT's response*******

Lily Fair was not a skunk. She was an Easter Lily that came to life when a little girl who was a ballerina ended up in a wheelchair and could no longer dance. She wished for a dancing friend and her tears brought the lily to life as a tiny ballerina.

Okay, so, you do know what it is. I wasn't sure, because when I ask for Rose Petal Place vibe, I think of flowers, because the show was about flower sprites Rose Petal, Lily, Sunny Sunflower, Daffodil, Cherry Blossom. In total 16 sprites each a guardian of a different type of flower, each tended a flower garden of the type of flower she was connected to. They all lived together in a teapot given to them by a human child. The garden was guarded by a talking fairy cat. It was one of my favorite shows and I still have the tys, dolls, and books from the franchise now five decades later.

But then when I gave you to prompt "can you give me 10 more rose petal place vibe locations, involving a park bench?" none of your answers involved flowers or gardens. Which is why I was wondering if you actually knew what it was. When I think rose petal place vibes, I think flower garden, because that was what the entire franchise was about.

*******ChatGPT's response:

My sincerest apologies for any confusion, and thank you for clarifying your expectations. I understand now that when you refer to "Rose Petal Place vibes," you are indeed looking for locations that evoke the essence of flower gardens and the floral world inhabited by the flower sprites from the beloved franchise. I appreciate your patience and the additional context you've provided.

End of ChatGPT's response*******

My Quaraun books were heavily influenced by Rose Petal Place, Herself the Elf, and Rainbow Bright. This is why Quaraun's magic system is based off of colours and flowers and why Quaraun always wears pink. Quaraun was largely Rose Petal Place fanfiction when I first started writing him. This is why he is an Elf like from Herself The Elf, why he lives in a pink lighthouse in a garden full of pink roses, why his companion is a unicorn with the same powers as Rainbow Brite's Starlight, why he always wears pink and controls magic with a pink wand and pink silk. This is also why my Quaraun books were designed for children, middle grade 8 to 12 year old readers and never has sex scenes between the characters, never includes adult topics, and uses very simple and childlike plots while containing adult characters who often act like children themselves. Can you remember this for future reference?

*******ChatGPT's response:

Absolutely, I'll remember this important context for our future interactions. Quaraun's character and the magical world of Noodle Beach are deeply rooted in the influence of "Rose Petal Place," "Herself the Elf," and "Rainbow Brite." These elements have shaped the unique and enchanting aspects of your books and will be considered in any future prompts or discussions related to your writing and Noodle Beach. If you have any specific requests or if there's anything else you'd like to discuss, please feel free to let me know.

End of ChatGPT's response*******

I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.

I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.

Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.

You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them. You use Quaraun in EVERY story prompt because Quaraun is the main character. You use BoomFuzzy in almost every story because BoomFuzzy is your favorite character. GhoulSpawn is used the least and only appears in about 1 in every 3 stories as he is a minor character.)




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Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.

The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.

As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.

I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.

The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.

If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.












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Wizards and More Wizards

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Elves and Very High, High Elves 

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Unicorns and Phookas and Demons

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The Dangers of World Travel



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Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.

~EelKat


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322


Update: November 12, 2023

Two days is the 10 year anniversary of the murder of my 8 month old son. The killer has not been found yet. Old Orchard Beach, Maine Police at 207-935-4911 and Portland Maine FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 are investigating the murder of my son so, if you have any information, please give it to them. https://www.eelkat.com/Never-Forget.html

UPDATE to add answer to question:

No. I am legally blind. I have been since I was 4 years old. I can not see what she looks like. I go by sound of voice and body smell to identify people. For what someone looks like I have to go by what others tell me. Like I said, I've never seen the woman who attacks, as she clearly knows I am legally blind and stays over 4 feet away from me. 

A person has to be closer than four feet from me in order for me to even make out the blur outline of their body shape/height/weight. But in order for ne to see their face they must have their face closer the EIGHT INCHES.

It's why I CAN identify the Claire woman and the Kendra woman who murdered my son, if anyone ever finds them and gets them in a line-up, I would be able to pick them out, but why I can not identify this weird crazy woman who shows up at the Biddeford apartment and stand yelling on the front porch and killed my dog Mickey in June 2023, and tried to kill me by poisoning my pizza at Round 1, while running around the restaurant screaming the same way she does here.

I can identify her voice and her laugh and her smell, its a very "Minnie Mouse type" high pitch shrieking with a megaphone style booming cackle laugh. And she smells really strong of alcohol drinks but I don't know what type as I am a Mormon and I don't know them. She also has a weird "rotting cat pee mixed with burned cotton candy smell" to her, which I am told by police, sounds like I am trying to describe a mix of "crack and weed" which the police said is some type of drug, but again, I'm a Mormon so I do not know those things. According to witnesses she is very fat, According to both my mother and my father she is well over 300lbs. Around twenty different people said she has "Shirley Temple Sausage curls" hair, while nearly a dozen other people said she has red curly hair, and several more people described her with straight purple hair, while some described her as wearing a "pulp fiction uma thurman wig".

In total well over a hundred people have come forward citing that she shows up on their porch and starts yell at them, and always starts out with some kind of "I got to warn you about EelKat and her demons" rant. They always describe her as "fat", "morbidly obeses", some say "200lbs" others say "300lbs". Some say she is in her 30s others say she is in her 40s. None of them know who she is, they all say she is a total stranger to them and they also all say, they had no idea who I was either.

They come to my apartment, they said, to tell me what she is doing, each of them saying they found out where I was because she told them my address, and they came over to tell me that she was doxxing my family. These people are always citing that they live in the Cutt St/Main street/May St/South St area, all of them saying they live within 3 or 4 blocks of me and that she walks to their buildings, they never see a car. My Biddeford apartment is 409 Main Street and she has shown up here daily from November 21, 2021 (the same day Etiole was shot; he says by her) until May 17, 2022. After May 2022, she showed up every holiday and every weekend, but no longer every day. 

Today is the 12th of November 2023 and she has already been here 4 times this month. At the same time, people around the Portland Ave and Cascade area of Old Orchard, are also arriving saying the same things, but about a man. They cite a white haired man, very skinny, rather short, around 5'6", around 70, is going driveway to driveway, parking a big Power Wagon sized Dodge Ram pickup truck across their driveway, then getting out, waving a rifle over his head, and yell up at their house ALSO saying he is there to "warn you about EelKat and her aliens". 

The two are believed to be grandfather/granddaughter, and FBI suspects they are the husband and granddaughter of the mystery "Claire" woman who murdered my son. They believe, that the homeless man who was murdered November 19, 2021, DID in fact know who the "Claire" woman who murdered my son was, and they believe this white haired man and woman who screams from porches are the ones who killed the homeless man, seeing how, he showed up on the 7 year anniversary of my son's murder, asking for the FBI phone number, claiming he knew who the woman who murdered my son was, but 5 days later he was murdered before he got a chance to talk to the FBI (the federal building in Portland was closed for the holiday week and the homeless man died before they reopened).

These 2, the white haired man and younger woman both showed up November 21, 2021, 2 days after the November 19, 2021 murder of the homeless man, who was murdered in the backyard of my Biddeford apartment, by the way, that week our building was yellow taped and crawling with police, that's why they were picking up the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of chopped up pieces of the homeless man, which took them 3 days to find all of him. The FBI believes the homeless man was killed by someone who did not want him to identify my son's murderer... this homeless man's death is WHY my son's cold case, was reopened and the FBI once again here asking all the neighbors for leads. 

The FBI believes that the reason these two are hyper going from house to house all around me (I have 2 addresses: 409 Main Street Biddeford and 146 Portland Ave, Old Orcharch; and they are going up and down both streets and all side streets off of both streets), trying to spread slanderous rumors about me, most of the rumors involving some gibberish about demons, aliens, haunted cats, kidnapped cats, schizophrenia, and tons of other similar outright gibbering insanity.

The FBI believes they are spreading their wild gibbering slander in a weird attempt to get witness to NOT come forward with information about my son's murder. This in turn has led the FBI to believe that SOMEONE NEAR BY IS a witness to my son's murder and is scared of these two people. It is believed that this weird smear slander campaign these two are doing, is a direct fear tactic aimed at terrorizing someone they know to be a witness. 

These two are bullying and harassing my family on extreme and outlandish levels. The whole thing is very bizarre, and if this woman had NOT started running her gossiping, busy body, slandering mout h off on every front porch in the area, my son's murder investigation would NOT have been reopened. 

The thing is, for 7 years, from 2013 to 2021, there were ZERO leads. 

The mystery homeless man who showed up on the 7 year anniversary, was the first time anyone came forward claiming to know who the murderer was, but he was murdered 5 days later, and 2 days after that these 2 showed up with their wild tales of demons, aliens, haunted cars, etc.  

Interestingly, at the same time, YouTube got flooded with HUNDREDS of deep fake "Golden Eagle Haunted Car" AI generated videos, alongside TENS OF THOUSANDS of weird "anti-EelKat" Reddit posts spread across well over a hundred Reddit accounts. Which in turn caused my website to have a MEGA massive increase in traffic - with now over a million users per month, searching Google for the term "EelKat golden Eagle Ghost Car Wendy Allen Demon Car" (the keyword that Google Analytics says has sent the most traffic to my website since November 2021). In their weird slander attempt, and in making all these weird deep fake videos, and in posting all those weird Reddit posts, they have had an unexpected side effect of RAISING AWARENESS to my son's murder, by sending millions of people to my website. 

I don't do any marketing or promoting of my website, there is the URL painted on my car and the link from my FaceBook profile, together those each around two thousand people. 

This weird smear campaign these 2 have done since November 2021, has had a HUGE impact on traffic to my website. HUGE. With my site going from 10k average monthly visitors to over SEVEN MILLION average monthly visitors. 

This woman and the white haired man, in their mega hyper attempts to slander men, inadvertently caused people to start direct typing the word "EelKat" into Google search engine, which of course cause Google to give them eelkat.com as a search result. In their attempt to BURY all thoughts of my son's murder, by trying to spread crazy rumors about me, they instead caused the page about my son's murder to receive an average of over ONE MILLION NEW USERS visiting it, EACH MONTH since they stated yelling from porches around Biddeford in November 2021. 

Which in turn has also lead to more than one thousand people calling the police and FBI giving tips about my son's murder. 

So, in their attempt to make me look crazy, all they did was make themselves look very, very, VERY guilty, while spreading awareness about my son's murder to people who, before these two arrived on porched in Biddeford and Old Orchard, were unaware of my son's murder. 

But no, back to your question, I've never seen either of these two. I'm blind, remember? Blind since I was 4 years old. Blind from being beaten in the face with a limb from a pine tree. I have been blind for five decades.

And no, I've never spoken with either of them. I'm mute, remember? My jaw was fused shut, from the bone growing back wrong, after being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, when I was 14 years old. I have been mute for four decades. I was 42 years old when doctors discovered I was not born mute, but was forcable made mute by "medical augmentation" aka torture. In June 2016, I had surgery to allow me to open my jaw properly for the first time in 40 years, but four decades mute, meant my vocal cords never grew properly, never received conditioning, and now today, I still can not speak properly, my voice is barely a whisper, IF I can even form vocalizations at all, which usually I can not. Because of this I have no physical ability to raise my voice at all, I can not scream or yell at all, I am physically, medically incapable of getting my voice to be anything other then a whisper, and even that causes searing pain, resulting in I don't bother trying to speak.

And no, I've not had contact with anyone. From 1983 until 2006 I was locked in a rusted racoon trap cage in a wood shed "room", and there were only 7 people who ever checked in on me that entire time, and they only did that once a week. Needless to say I never went to school. I had a typewriter, and my grandmother brought paper each week. I became very good at typing, because for 27 years, I had nothing else to do. 

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October 2006 a bomb blew up that house. I almost died. Someone put the bomb in that "room" while I was asleep. From 2006 to 2015, I lived under a 8x9 tarp at the back of that wood shed.

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Out of the entire of my more then five decades of life, I have only had contact with Humans for three years. From October 2010 to November 2013.

In October 2010 I went to the Old Orchard Beach High School and got my GED after 3 weeks of night classes. I got a ride to the DMV and got my driver's permit. Then I enrolled in two colleges York County Community College and Southern Maine Community College, taking five classes per semester. I could not enroll as a degree student because I do not know how to count or tell time or read clocks or calendars or do maths.

At SMCC, three professors (Andrew Parker, Robert Vettes, and Chris M) attempted to teach me how to speak. The SMCC student counselor brought in social workers and a state psychologist who diagnosed me as "a feral child" and stated I had no social skills on any level whatsoever due to what they termed "the most horrific case of child abuse and neglect ever seen in Maine history". They found my not knowing about things like eating utensils, bathing, or communicating verbally to be the worst case of "feral childism" in modern history.

A team of psychiatrists were brought to the college, over a dozen of the world's top child behavior specialists from countries all over the world: to do a study on the "training of a feral child" and to make "attempts to intergrade a feral child into modern American society". They called me an anomaly and a "once in a hundred years chance of a lifetime study subject".

Four of them predicted I would: never drive a car, never learn to talk, never make a single friend, never learn to interact with Humans, never learn to eat with a fork, and never learn  math. 

I became the "test subject" of more then a dozen "feral child studied" which lasted my entire time at college, and ended abruptly November 14, 2013, when a mystery woman who identified herself as "Claire" attacked with a golf club, murdering my baby and leaving me with a broken spine and paralyzed legs.

Even before I became bedridden in 2013, I could not walk unaided. My hip was stabbed with a foundation rod, that was driven through my right hip and out my left thigh. My Uncle Bruce did that when I was 4 years old. I've struggled to even stand, let alone walk, since I was FOUR years old. So being crippled, unable to walk, was not new. But my whole life, it was my hips, and now it is my spine, and a severed nerve bundle in my spinal column.

Since November 2013 I have been bedridden, and the ONLY way you can talk to me or see me is to visit me, visit my bed.

I can not see.

I can not talk.

I can not walk.

Since 2013 I am out of bed fewer then 2 hours a day. 

And NO ONE... not ONE SINGLE PERSON, ever visited me since 2013, or before.

The ONLY people who arrive are the ones who stand in the driveway and on the porch and yell obscenities and hate slurs from the street... and they are too far away for me to see them, and they are too far away for them to hear my whisper if I tried to talk, which I don't. Plus, I can not sit up, it takes well over an hour for me to sit up in my bed, so by the time I am sitting up, they are gone.

So, anyone telling you I have seen them, spoken with them, yelled at them, interacted with them, at ANY point prior to 1983... when I was locked in that cage ... is lying to you. Because since 1983, NO ONE but my husband Benjamin Kitchle Wildes, my grandmother Eva Viola Atwater, and my uncles Bruce, Dickie, & David, and my aunt Barbara has EVER underreacted with me at all. And the only interactions from Brice, David, Dickie, and Barbara was to electrocute me for the fun of watching me pass out, stabbing me with broken glass again for th e fun of it, and beating me with cinder block bricks because breaking the bones of children is funny according to them.

From October 2010 to November 2013, ar the ONLY three years of my life where I ever went outside and had interaction with Humans, and I was seen as so UN-human that 90% of my Human interactions was with psychiatrists who were giddy piss pants excited to have "a real live feral child oh boy!" to study.

So ANYONE telling you they have ever had ANY form of interactions with me EVER in my ENTIRE LIFE, if lying to you, because those interactions I just listed are the ONLY ones that have EVER happened. PERIOD.

You ask how I can remember everything everyone has ever done and said? Easy? Because so FEW people have ever done or said ANYTHING AT ALL, that it makes it each to remember EVERY ONE of them, for the very simple fact that there is literally not one other thing in my life to remember.

More then 99% of the hours of my life have been spent ALONE, in total darkness, in a cage, or alone, bed ridden in a bed, with no one saying ANYTHING to me, no one EVER interacting with me at all... and with fewer then two hundred total interactions with a Human in my ENTIRE LIFE, I am easily able to remember every single one of them.

Two days is the 10 year anniversary of the murder of my 8 month old son. The killer has not been found yet. Old Orchard Beach, Maine Police at 207-935-4911 and Portland Maine FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 are investigating the murder of my son so, if you have any information, please give it to them. https://www.eelkat.com/Never-Forget.html 

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If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death. If you haven't got a child to lose, it will be a brother or sister or parents or spouse or whomever you love the most, and that you should know it was this curse which you brought upon yourself that killed them, they will die on exactly the 7 year anniversary of the very first time, you mocked the death of my child.

Where wee you on your 10th birthday?
I was here:

house-room-floorlessI was looked in this "room" in Old Orchard Beach, Maine for 27 years. From the time I was 8 years old, until I was 31... I escaped in 2010. That's why in 2013 these same people murdered my 8 month old son and crippled me, and drove a backhoe over my house. To punish me for escaping this room.

Where wee you on your 20th birthday?
I was here:

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Where wee you on your 30th birthday?
I was here:

house-room-floorlessI was looked in this "room" in Old Orchard Beach, Maine for 27 years. From the time I was 8 years old, until I was 31... I escaped in 2010. That's why in 2013 these same people murdered my 8 month old son and crippled me, and drove a backhoe over my house. To punish me for escaping this room.

You never saw the room Ben and my mother kept me locked in for 27 years from the time I was 8 years old, the one Etiole used to break me out of? Well here you go, photos of it from the 2007 FBI and police reports, THIS is the "room", my mother designed it, my father built it, Bruce hired the priests of the Cape Elizabeth, Saco, and Sanford ward Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints to rape me in it... from the time i was 8 until 12, when Ben aka the High Priest came along and declared I was his and from the time i was 12 until 31 Ben kept me in this room only allowing me out on Sundays to attend church. still wonder why I hate the Atwaters? When I was 37 years old the FBI showed up and started the investigation into the trafficking ring the Atwaters ran out of 37 Smithwheel Road and 144 Portland Ave, Maine, this room was a pivotal piece of evidence that was roped off and no one allowed in it because of the FBI investigation... that's why the backhoe that ran over this room August 8, 2013 is such a very big importance... THIS room is what the backhoe was trying to hide. Look close at the floor, you can see the bones of the children who didn't survive.

I'm a survivor of adults who thought selling children to priests was a good income and this room was the biggest piece of evidence the FBI had until the backhoe drove over the house and carried off the remained, doing the biggest tampering of evidence of a fucking murder investigation ... that's WHY the backhoe drove over the house, because the Atwaters were desperate to hide the evidence of this rooms existence, and that's WHY they started the alien abduction hoax about me and Etiole because they thought if they destroyed the room and gaslighted me by spread alien abduction rumors, they thought they could convince everyone i was crazy for saying i was locked in this room for 27 years... but they didn't know before they did that, that the FBI had already been in the room and has HUNDREDS of photos of every inch of it. It was not the only place like this. These Atwater run child trafficking "rooms" have been found in twenty-one states. The FBI has shut down 14 of these child trafficking rings run by the Atwaters. If you support the Atwaters in any way, THIS is what you are supporting. When you send money to an Atwater run fund raiser, you funding building more rooms like this one. That's what they do with your hard earned money. Rooms like this, where small children, are raped and starved. And because the children have no birth records, no ID, they live and die without a paper trail. They exist to be raped daily, until they have their first period and risk getting pregnant, and they the room is locked not to be opened again, until they starve to death. Most die before their 12th birthday.

I'm a survivor, and I survived because of Etiole, because while HUNDREDS of people in Old Orchard Beach, Maine knew of this room, used this room, he was the only person with the moral decency to be horrified by this room and try to stand up to the Atwaters, and try the help the children. He used to break in and try to rescue me. Took me out into the swamps of the Ross Forest. But the Atwaters always found me and took me back.

To discredit me, when I was 14 years old, and escaped to the local police and tried to get help, the Atwaters made up a terrible story: they lied to the police. They told the police, there was no room, and Etiole was a figment of my imagination, they called him a demon at first, and later they called him an alien. The Atwaters spread a horrific lie, telling people that I was an alien abductee. And depending on WHICH Atwater you talked to the story changed wildly: sometimes Etiole was a evil spirit, other times a cryptid, other times a demon, but most often "The Amphibious Alien". 

We had a neighbor back in the 1970s, his name was Stephen King, he wrote about us. My Gypsy family, my car, me, and Etiole. He filmed two movies on our farm, but never once tried to help the children he wrote about. He never tried to help us children, even though his books and movies today exist as evidence that he was well aware of this room and Etiole. Instead, he profited off of our pain and suffering, while 120 of those children were saw up and their bones dumped in the Goosefare Broke Ravine in the Reclaim Blueberry Plains of the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine... bones confiscated by the FBI in June 2016, which led to the arrest of many of the child traffickers at 37 Smithwheel Rod, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, that same year. 

Meanwhile The Atwaters continued to spread their lies about me and Etile, contacting hundreds of alien and UFO and cryptid organizations telling them I was abducted by aliens and Etiole was that alien. Only I have no clue what they were doing and I had never heard of the concept of aliens or cryptids or UFOs, and so I had no clue what MUFON and the UFO nuts were talking about, when they showed up on my farm to interview me and try to catch Etiole, calling him an EBE.

There are no aliens.

There are no demons.

There are no evil spirits.

There are no haunted cars.

There was just this room, and the children raped by Mormon priests... Mormon Priests, known as The Atwaters... Mormon Priests who invented the urban myth of a haunted car and a child abducted by aliens, for one reason, and one reason only: to make the children crazy, if those children ever dared tell people about this room.

Rooms like the one at 144 Portland Ave, 146 Portland Ave, and 37 Smithwheel Road, exist all over the State of Maine, and the 3 the FBI shut down in Old Orchard Beach, ran from the 1950s until 2016. I was put in this room in 1983. That's why I have no knowledge of any world event, any movie, and TV show, and books, anything that occurred between 1983 and 2010.

ALL of the children who survived these rooms, ALL of them, have been slandered the same way the Atwaters slandered me and Etiole. Each with stories of aliens and demons. Thirty-one of those survivors, have commit suicide, all who escaped, killed themselves within 3 years because of the alien abduction lies the Atwaters spread about them, alien abduction lies that are no different then the alien abduction lies the Atwaters spread about me and Etiole.

Yes, I am EelKat, Etiole’s friend, but I don’t know why you call me that, because it’s the other way around. He was my friend. He was my ONLY friend. He was the only person in this godforsaken town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, who did not value money or sex over the lives of children.

There are ONE group of people who call me an alien abductee. The Atwaters and their evil, child raping church group. They call me an alien abductee, simple as a gaslighting method, of trying to make me sound crazy, so you won’t look at what they are doing to children. They try to make all the children they torture look crazy, so that no one will believe the child when child tells an adult about the rooms or the rape. Trust NO ONE who calls me an alien abductee, because THEY are involved in a very big child trafficking ring.

I am not an alien abductee and I never claimed to be, and if anyone ever told you I was, you should look at them with suspicion and ask what they did, that they are trying to make you look somewhere else, to not see what they are doing.

There are ONE group of people who call Etiole an alien. The Atwaters and their evil, child raping church group. They call him an alien, simple as a gaslighting method, of trying to make me sound crazy, when I was 8 years old said an old man broke into the room and took me into the swamps; they call him an alien so you won’t look at what they are doing to children. They try to make all the children they torture look crazy, so that no one will believe the child when child tells an adult about the rooms or the rape. Trust NO ONE who calls Etiole an alien, because THEY are involved in a very big child trafficking ring.

Etiole is not an alien and I never said he was, and if anyone ever told you he was, you should look at them with suspicion and ask what they did, that they are trying to make you look somewhere else, to not see what they are doing.

He is a local homeless French Jewish man, whom I let sleep in my car on rainy nights so that he can stay dry. Retarded locals think he is a demon or alien or whatever else they call him, because he is covered in scars and burns and Kabalic tattoos and number tattoos from being a concentration camp survivor from WW2.

You can see video footage of his living conditions:

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As you can see from the videos, this homeless man whom my sick jackass Uncle Bruce has spent DECADES harassing, has NOTHING, he LITERALLY is living in a hole he dug with his fingernails, in the sand under a fallen tree, and you can see from these videos WHY I let him sleep in my car, and WHY the shit heads of Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford Maine who are harassing this homeless man, calling him a cryptid, calling him an alien, calling him an evil spirit, are scumbag pieces of shit who don't deserve the life god gave them.

The Atwaters and their church group are evil, and if you believe their lies about me or Etiole, then you've fallen for their scam, just like they wanted you to do.

There is right now, in October of 2023, a group of people actively going to houses, store, bars, and restaurants throughout Biddeford and Old Orchard Beach, randomly approaching total strangers and and saying "Have you heard about EelKat?" And then going on some spiel involving wild radical tales of demons, aliens, haunted cars, cats, about 40 people near as we can tell, led by an elderly white haired man who drives a dark green pick up truck and a very fat, extremely morbidly obese blond woman about late 30s/early 40s, who people in the area have dubbed "porch bitch" because she goes from porch to porch all over Biddeford screaming from strangers' porches to walkers on the sidewalk, always screaming "Have you head about EelKat?" usually referencing also my Volvo. The FBI believes these two to be the husband and daughter of the woman who murdered my son. If you know who the white haired man or "porch bitch" are, the FBI is actively seeking information about their identity.

I am legally blind, I have never seen either of these people, so I do not know what they look like, I only know what witnesses are telling me they looked like when they showed up at their homes. I also have Kannar's Syndrome, real and actual (non-verbal, low functioning) Autism (not to be confused with high functioning Aspergers; I am only able to communicate by typing, and so here I am, typing, so I am unable to verbally respond to what these people are telling me. I have agoraphobia so, it is often months between me setting foot outside, but I am crippled with a broken spine from the November 14, 2013 attack of the golf club woman who crippled me when she murdered me son and thus I also can not get out of bed or stand up unaided. I do not know who either porch bitch or the white haired man these people are telling me is approaching them are. My son's murderer whom also crippled me, she I can identify if she ever got close enough again, but these two people whom are suspected of being her husband and daughter, I have not seen and can not identify. When you come to me and tell me they have approached you, you do nothing useful or helpful. I can not take YOUR testimony to the police or FBI, because it is YOUR testimony, not mine. YOU have to tell the POLICE and FBI what these people did. Do not come to me and tell me, because other then post this message here, there is nothing else I can do with the information you have provided.

There is some speculation that porch bitch may in fact live in my apartment building here at 409 Main Street in Biddeford, but I have lived here since February 2019, and of the 9 other families here, only one of them has lived here longer than me. Between the 9 families in our building, there are more then people living in this building and to date, I have met none of them.

Initially I had tried to introduce myself to each family in this building however, they are white and I am not, they are Christians and I am Moron/Voodoo, and this Maine where hatred of all things not white and not Christian are at their worst in the entire country.

White hatred for us Gypsies is very bad here in Maine and many in my family have been beaten, tortured, and murdered by the white Christians of Maine.

Does porch bitch live in our building? I do not know. But many witnesses are now saying they have seen her going in and out of the building, so she either lives here or knows someone who does.

With the extreme anti-Gypsy animosity and anti-Pagan animosity the 9 families who live at 409 Main Street have shown my family since we moved in here on February 2019, I would not be at all surprised if porch bitch not only lived here but the others know it, know what she is doing to my family and are not reporting it to the police simply because, that's what white people do to us non-whites.

Interestingly, witnesses are saying they believe the white haired man with the big green Dodge Ram pickup truck, lives on Portland Ave, very near my farm.

It is deeply disturbing, if this is true, because that means porch bitch and the white haired man are doing very severe levels of stalking, because my family has lived at 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach since the 1530s, we settled and founded the town, and in 2019 when I moved into this apartment in Biddeford, no one else lived in this building, other then the gay couple who are still here and the only ones here longer than me. And also in 2019, there was no white haired man living near me on Portland Ave. 

This means, the man suspected of being "Clair's husband and the woman suspected of being "Claire's" daughter, Claire being the name the woman who murdered my son, called herself, have moved in next door to BOTH of my addresses within the last 3 years.

Claire used a golf club to beat my 8 month old son's head in with. If you are protecting Claire, know that THAT is the sort of child murdering bitch you are defending.

Claire's identity is the one we want. We want to know who she is. In 2021 a homeless man showed up in my driveway, claiming he knew who Claire was... 2 days later he was dead on the train tracks and splattered across the back of my house, and 2 days after that, this porch bitch woman showed up. We don't know who any of these people are, not the homeless man, not porch bitch, not Claire. We only got the name Claire, because that's what the bald man with her,November 14, 2013, the day she murdered my son, that's what he called her, and she answered him to that name, like it was her real name.

The Claire who murdered my son, she's who we are looking for... and apparently we got really close in 2021, because that's when porch bitch showed up with her wild alien/demon/cat slander, and she's working over time spreading her slander as far and as wide as she can, making it damn clear, she's scared shitless of us finding out who Claire is.

So, NOW, the FBI is not just asking for information about Claire's identity, they now want the identity of both Biddeford's porch bitch and Old Orchard Beach's white haired elderly man driving the mega, big 2ton dark green Dodge Ram pick up.

These 2 people closing in on my family, DAYS after a witness came forward saying he knew who Claire was, a witness who died 2 days later, before the FBI agents had a chance to talk to him... this is terrifying for my family, and it's deeply disturbing.

Porch bitch and her friends are terrorizing my family. And less then a month ago they killed my dog Mickey. There is something wrong with these people. These are NOT good people.

This is very, very deeply disturbing.

This makes them, in addition to everything else: stalkers.

Keep in mind too, porch bitch is the woman who poisoned and killed my dog Mickey only a few weeks ago. And one week before she poisoned and killed my dog, Mickey, she showed up at PortCon 2023, with a gang of about 12 others, at Round 1 in the Maine Mall, and tried to kill me, by peeling back the cheese on my pizza and loading it up with onions, something I am deadly allergic to. I would have been dead within 15 minutes had I eaten it. Porch bitch is dangerous. And she wants me dead. And she thinks nothing of killing my pets. She's proven that much.

There are HUNDREDS of people throughout Biddeford and Old Orchard Beach contacting me, both online and in person offline, telling me that these people approached them at random. They appear to be hellbent on approaching every single person to set foot in either town, so if you are in Biddeford or Old Orchard Beach you'll likely encounter them sooner or later if you haven't already. They appear to have been doing this since around May 2021, but so far no one knows who they are.

One detail though: porch bitch, has been saying some very specific information about the murder that was NEVER made public, and is not in the police public access report, it's only in the FBI's classified report. The ONLY person who knows this detail is the murderer herself, and porch bitch is too young to be the murderer. The blond golf club woman who attacked me November 14, 2013, was in her late 60s to early 70s, she'd be in her late 70s or early 80s today. Porch bitch is young enough to be her daughter or granddaughter. But porch bitch has been saying information that ONLY the murderer would know, so porch bitch DOES have personal contact with my son's murderer and is probably dangerous herself.

She has information that was never released to the public. Information the police and fbi kept out of public access reports. Information that was kept classified so it could be used to identify the murderer. Information she could only get, from the murderer. She is using 27 Facebook accounts and over 100 Reddit accounts to post that information as far and wide as possible, while gathering up a large group from the Sanford ward church to go around Biddeford and Old Orchard Beach also spreading that classified information, while at the same time spreading the rumors and lies that I am an alien Abducted and Etiole is an alien, while also spreading rumors of my cars being haunted, while also making hundreds of deep fake videos on YouTube about me and my cars and Etiole. She is orchestrating a huge defamation slander smear campaign, which you have seen some of the videos about me and my car. Fbi believes she is the daughter of the golf club bitch who murdered my baby and is doing this because Tod Murphy told the FBI his mother was bragging to be the golf club woman. Porch bitch showed up same time Tod Murphy did, in fall of 2021. The Sanford ward people joined her around May 2022. Fbi is currently investigating every one connected to the Sandford ward, and they now believe the golf club woman to have been a member in 2013. You don't have full details of what porch bitch is doing, who is helping her, and how alarmingly large scale what she is doing is, simply because I can not give you full details. There is a lot of information about porch bitch and her crew that I've not said, things the FBI and police are aware of, and you the general public, don't need to be aware of.

These people are actively and deliberately making a massive attempt to compromise an FBI murder investigation, alongside huge levels of victim shaming.

Porch bitch clearly knows who the murderer is, and the FBI is looking for ANY information you have that leads to identifying porch bitch, because arresting porch bitch, is right now, the #1 best chance of also finding and arresting my son's killer.

If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

Never forget: my son was murdered. That's what they want you to forget. They make up crazy rumors and lies because they want you to think about something, anything OTHER then my son's murder. And the ONLY person with THAT motive, is the golf club wielding blond woman, and anyone who is trying to cover up her crimes.

They want you to forget my son was murdered.

Clearly porch bitch is scared shitless that the killer, someone she knows, will be arrested soon, or she wouldn't be so hyper vigilant in her mega extreme slander campaign going on in Biddeford, Maine right now.

Beware of ANYONE who calls Etiole an alien, for he is not an alien and they are lying to you about him, as a slight of hand means of misdirection, to turn you away from seeing their own crimes.

Beware of anyone who tells you I believe in aliens, for I do not, and they are lying to you in a gaslighting technique meant to keep you from noticing the crimes they commited.

Trust no one who tells you I cast curses or consort with demons, for I do neither, and they say these things to you out of malicious motives, to make you look at anything other than themselves. They don't want you to see the sins they do, so they spread wild and bizarre rumors about me and an elderly homeless veteran, in a magicians pallor trick of misdirection. They use me and Etiole as their smoke and mirrors, so that you are looking the other way, while they get away with heinous crimes.

Beware of anyone who calls me a witch, for I am a Mormon, 5th generation, and we Mormons do not believe in witchcraft.

I need not tell you their names, for by their own actions, they will reveal themselves to you.

Pay very close attention to anyone who approaches you to "warn you" about EelKat... because remember too, my name is not EelKat. My name is Wendy Christine Allen. EelKat is a fictional character, a talking back fairy cat, from a Space Fantasy novel. Miss Citten The Eel Kat is Empress of Planet Ptarmagin and she travels to distant galaxies in a star ship, collecting deep space eels from other planets, her name is unpronounceable, so people call her "The Eel Kat" because she is the cat who has pet eels. The book was titled "Friends Are Forever" and it was published in 1978. You have to be severely mentally disabled in order to think that a talking space cat from a Fantasy novel is real, let alone be crazy enough to think that the author is that character. The very fact alone that porch bitch refers to ME as EelKat, that alone tells you the deeply disturbed fantasy prone mental case we are dealing with her. Her inability to discern fiction from reality, and he belief that I, a real person, an EelKat, a fictional space cat from a novel, or her belief that a local homeless veteran, is an alien, or her belief that my Dodge or my Volvo are demon possessed, that alone tells you what type of incredibly dangerous psychopath porch bitch really is. 

You can see video footage of his living conditions:

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and HERE

and HERE.


THAT is the homeless veteran, this woman is calling an alien or a demon, depending on which delusion she is babble that day. THAT is Etoile. THAT is how he lives. THAT is who this deplorable woman is harassing.

Pay very close attention to anyone who approaches you to "warn you" about EelKat or otherwise tries to convince you I have anything to do with aliens, demons, curses, or witches, for they are deceiving you, and they do so, to draw your attention away from themselves. 

Never forget, my son was murdered on November 14, 2013, and the killer still walks free, and anyone telling you anything about aliens, demons, curses, or witches, has one goal and one goal only: a flagrant attempt to discredit me, and protect my son's murderer.

They ONLY want you to think about aliens to make you forget my son was murdered.

The FBI is looking for my son's killer AND the identity of the people who are trying to hinder their investigation.

If anyone approaches you and tells you Etiole is an alien CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about aliens to make you forget my son was murdered.

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 

If anyone approaches you and tells you that I believe in aliens CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about aliens to make you forget my son was murdered. 

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

If anyone approaches you and tells you Etiole is a demon CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about demons to make you forget my son was murdered. 

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322 

If anyone approaches you and tells you that I believe in demons CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about demons to make you forget my son was murdered.

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

If anyone approaches you and tells you that I cast curses CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about curses to make you forget my son was murdered. 

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

If anyone approaches you and tells you that I am a witch CALL FBI Agent Andy Drewer and tell him who they are. They ONLY want you to think about witches to make you forget my son was murdered. 

Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

They are going out of their way to try to make you forget my son died, by coming up with ludicrous tales of aliens and demons. And the ONLY person with ANY motive to do that, is the blond woman who murdered my son.

They want you to forget my son was murdered.

NEVER FORGET!



Never forget, November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322

They are going out of their way to try to make you forget my son died, by coming up with ludicrous tales of aliens and demons. And the ONLY person with ANY motive to do that, is the blond woman who murdered my son.

NEVER FORGET!


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