🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

Wild Rose Hip Tea and a Frosty Morning

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story

Series Trigger Warnings:

* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover

* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man

* Furry Yaoi

* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.

* Transman Mpreg

Not all things appear in all stories.

Series Heat Level:

* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon

* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange

* Novels: Orange, Lemon

What is the series about?

It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.

It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

The Series Prologue

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The cold was biting, the frost on the air making Quaraun's nose red as he walked, his fine pink silks clinging tightly to him, every step seeming to make the chill worse.

"Why did I agree to this foolishness? The cold is unbearable."

BoomFuzzy, whose eyes were concealed behind his goggles, was already picking rose hips from the nearby thorny rose bushes.

"Ah, quit yer whinin', ya'll warm up once we've got some tea brewin'. A good hot cup o' rose hip will sort ya right out."

"I do not care for this nonsense, nor do I believe that a cup of tea will alleviate the discomfort," Quaraun responded coolly, crossing his arms. "This cold is… intolerable."

"Ach, ya just need to toughen up a bit, Love. The cold'll do ye good, ye'll see."

BoomFuzzy continued picking, his hands moving nimbly despite the chill.

GhoulSpawn wandered over, a handful of rose hips shoved into his mouth, crunching them noisily.

"Yo, these things are, like, really packed with vitamin C, man. It's, like, nature's energy drink or something."

Quaraun cast a sharp look at GhoulSpawn.

"You cannot simply eat all of them, Glinta. We need those for the tea, not for your mindless consumption."

"I'm hungry."

"You are always hungry!"

"Aye, Love," BoomFuzzy interrupted. "The Goat's always hungry. And ya're always bitchy."

"I am not bitchy!" Quaraun snarled bitchily.

"I'm a sheep," GhoulSpawn said.

"And I'm the only one doing any work," BoomFuzzy yelled. "Grab some baskets and help me!"

The End?

More Quaraun:

Absinthe Slushies: An Ode to Frozen Green Fairy Wine

Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed

BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House from Hell

The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure

If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying

The Jar of Pickled Toes

Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire

A Market Day Disaster

Nightmare Nook

Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love

Open Grave

The Storm’s Embrace

3 Perspectives on an Apple

Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination)

The Trouble With Overripe Peaches and Wandering Hands

A Very Important Clump of Grass

What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist

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The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.

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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series

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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

By EelKat Wendy C Allen

🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸

The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:

I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.

🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.

Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.

This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.

*shrug*

I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.

Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.

This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).

I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.

It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volital autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸

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