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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
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- The Terror Bird {A Pink Necromancer Story} — {NaNoWriMo 2024: Day 09}
The Terror Bird
A Pink Necromancer Fiction Short
LGBTQAI+ FICTION | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane | TransMan Main Character
{A Pink Necromancer Story} — {NaNoWriMo 2024: Day 09}
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
The Terror Bird
{A Pink Necromancer Story} — {NaNoWriMo 2024: Day 09}
Wendy Christine Allen 🌸💖🦄 aka EelKat 🧿💛🔮👻10 min read·Nov 9, 2024
Dark pines rustled under a bone-white sky as the three travelers walked deeper into the dense, frost-stung woodlands.
Frigid breath of pine mist hung in damp clusters around them, settling in crevices, thick and eerie. The faint glow of an aurora lay trapped between spectral trees, shifting silently.
Unnatural.
As if the aurora hid something in its bleeding light.
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn were harvesting and gathering wild edibles.
Mushrooms.
Wild roots.
Pine needles.
Pin cones.
Pine nuts.
The usual fair.
They came to The Forest of No Return often. They knew it well, and felt safe, letting their guard down to bicker and squabble as they often did. BoomFuzzy tried to teach GhoulSpawn how to tell edible mushrooms from toxic one, while Quaraun pranced about avoiding smudges of dirt.
They hunted herbs and roots and gathered pine needles; listening to BoomFuzzy’s low voice, guiding them through nature’s cryptic offerings. His fingers brushed a slender mushroom, its edges glistening wetly in the dim light.
“That one, lads. Do not touch that one. It’ll rot ya inside.”
Quaraun, with his usual gentility, examined the woods in search of beauty; only occasionally handing strange plants to BoomFuzzy’s hands.
Nearby, GhoulSpawn stomped the snow with far less caution, scurrying between pines like an unruly sheepdog.
Snow-pine scent clung to them, soaking their breaths in pine-laden dread, each inhalation holding some indefinable danger.
An effigy of silent fear loomed between these peaceful moments. The dread felt… old.
Deep-rooted in the bark and bones of this forgotten forest.
BoomFuzzy paused, his head tilting slightly, his fingertips brushing the air as if sensing something distant.
The ground shook around him.
Ripples trembled in the water.
He froze, standing statue-still.
“What is it, Unicorn?” Quaraun whispered.
“A sound,” BoomFuzzy muttered, his face rigid.
“I hear it. What is it?”
“Heavy… Inhuman. A hunter’s walk. Big. Very, very, VERY BIG!”
GhoulSpawn stopped moving, peering into the stillness. His eyes caught on the silhouette of a monstrous avian shape in the distance, crouching between frozen boughs.
An aura of absolute malevolence clung to the creature.
Black feathers, each feather the size of his arm, glossed under the broken aurora, talons sharp and serrated, claws digging into snow-caked ground. A huge hooked beak the size of deer.
It loomed — an effigy of death.
Quaraun’s grip tightened on his cane, breath halting in his throat.
A low shriek sliced through the air, primal and furious.
The beast surged forward, every inch of its feathered monstrosity exposed — a Terror Bird, claws thundering across the forest floor, its merciless beak gleaming as if in sick pleasure.
Sharp.
Ravenous.
“Run!” GhoulSpawn screamed, scrambling to Quaraun’s side, clutching his arm, and pulling him from the thunderous path of talons and beak.
Quaraun staggered, his leg slow, his breath shaky.
BoomFuzzy clutched Quaraun’s sleeve, his own steps less certain in his blindness, trusting GhoulSpawn’s frantic guidance.
The earth shook beneath their feet as the monstrous bird thundered behind them.
Dark feathers glistened in the dappled light, its grotesque hooked beak opening wide, screeching with rage.
Towering ten feet, it closed the gap with swift, heavy steps.
Its taloned feet, like obsidian scythes, tore at the ground.
BoomFuzzy’s breath grew ragged. He grabbed Quaraun, urging him forward.
The Terror Bird’s piercing red eye locked onto them, unwavering.
They ran, stumbling over roots. But the creature stayed on their heels, its hungry gaze filled with an unholy gleam of anticipation.
Snow churned in spiralling gusts around them as they fled.
Pine branches scratched their skin, slicing into them as they stumbled, helpless prey under the watch of a colossal killer.
Quaraun fell as GhoulSpawn dragged him into a narrowing path between two ancient granite outcroppings.
Their lungs burned.
Hearts thundered with an echo of primal terror, louder than the roars of the bird’s fury.
Their footing failed, and they tumbled down the jagged cliff-side, rocks slicing their hands and faces. Above, the bird screeched in fury, its massive frame silhouetted against the sky.
It stopped at the cliff’s edge, flapping powerful wings in frustration, dark feathers bristling.
For a brief moment, it stared down, head tilted, red-rimmed eye blazing with insatiable hunger.
Then, without hesitation, the giant creature launched itself downward.
Skittering over the rocks.
Beak clacking as it closed the distance.
Its deadly feet pounding.
Shaking the ground.
Finding purchase on every ledge.
The chase continued, unstoppable, as the relentless Terror Bird descended upon them.
Ahead, GhoulSpawn caught sight of a shallow cave. A crumbling slit of granite, black and damp, half-hidden behind frozen moss and clumps of pine roots. He threw himself against the stone, fumbling to usher the others inside.
“Get in!”
The three barely wedged themselves inside, the close space choking them with its damp, frigid air.
Quaraun collapsed against the rough stone, panting, heart beating in strangled terror. The old Elf scarcly able to breathe.
BoomFuzzy held his hand, fingers gripped around his wrist with desperate pressure.
The monstrous bird struck the entrance, thrusting its beak and talons through the narrow opening.
Splinters of stone burst in a chaotic spray, razor shards dancing through the air. It shrieked again, slamming itself against the granite with a frenzy of desperate hunger.
Inside, huddled in the damp, they watched in horror as that monstrous effigy clawed and thrashed.
The bird was no animal — this was something older, foul, haunted by curses unknown.
Eyes bulged in the crimson glow of its insatiable gaze. It seemed to pulse with the cold aurora’s light, an ancient guardian of the forest’s blackest depths, a living relic of the forgotten dead.
Panic threatened to seize GhoulSpawn.
“That… that thing isn’t supposed to exist anymore. Phorusrhacid. A Terror Bird. They… they’re supposed to be extinct! They lived in the age of dinosaurs!”
“Some things never truly vanish, Goat.” BoomFuzzy’s voice dropped to a trembling murmur. “Not in this era where all dead things rise. Things that lurk between memory and madness. Evil… it keeps. Finds ways to crawl back.”
“You mean it’s zombie?”
“Aye. But not one like I’ve encountered before.”
The Terror Bird let out a vicious screech that sent waves of dread ricocheting through the narrow cave, rattling down their spines. The aurora’s glow outside flickered erratically, its twisted beams illuminating the horror pressed against their hiding place.
Its beak clamped against the stone opening, hacking and grinding in brutal, rhythmic slashes, intent on reaching them.
Quaraun’s gaze stayed locked on the monstrous bird.
Paralyzed by its hate-filled eyes.
Their sickly gleam hollow with a malignancy beyond death.
They bore through him, seeing past skin, reaching his soul, wrapping him in a suffocating dread.
The creature’s hollowed eyes held an unfathomable madness.
Undead.
The risen UnDead of the fossilized Terror Bird.
Brought back to life to bring terror once again!
Echoing across centuries of rot.
A living fossil.
A zombie like none other!
In the dim safety of the cave, they caught their breath, but a new horror emerged.
The pointed end of its monstrous beak appeared, scraping along the stone, sending sparks.
Its black eye, rimmed with blood red, peered in, sweeping the darkness, searching.
Then the beak withdrew, and two taloned toes dug into the entrance, scratching furiously.
It snorted, flared its nostrils, then thrust its head into the gap, feathers rippling as it tried to fit.
They shrank back, terrified as the giant claws scraped the stone floor, the monstrous beak snapping inches from their faces.
GhoulSpawn bit his lip, squeezing Quaraun’s shoulder with trembling fingers.
“We can’t… it can’t… it’s going to get in.”
BoomFuzzy raised his head, lips drawn thin, voice barely a murmur.
“Hush now, Glinta. It won’t… if it gets us, it gets us. So be it. There nothin’ we can do about it.”
The words hovered in the damp air, stark in the suffocating silence. The beast paused, its black feathers shifting disturbed by something unseen.
It shrieked again, fiercer, its fury vibrating through the cavern, its claws scraping against granite with bone-jarring violence.
Quaraun clung to BoomFuzzy, knuckles white against the dark of his lover’s cloak. GhoulSpawn clung to Quaraun. The three of them huddled together.
Trapped.
Terrified.
But then, as if sensing their terror, the bird ceased.
It lingered, jaws clamped against the stone entrance, tasting the scent of prey with maddened greed.
It shoved its beak in once more, talons rattling against stone in a fiendish, final assault.
And then… silence.
The hulking creature paused, stood still, the only movement a faint tremor beneath the feathered shroud. Its head cocked to the side, an eerie stillness filling the air.
Its black eyes stared into the cave.
Penetrating the stone shadows.
Capturing their gazes.
Enslaving their minds with an ancient, primordial malice.
They waited, frozen by its stare.
Too scared to move.
Too scared to breathe.
Then, with deliberate, disdainful grace, it turned.
The terrible effigy walked away, leaving them buried in the heavy shroud of terror and exhaustion.
Its silhouette disappeared into the pines, swallowed by the ghostly aurora, melding with the dark until all that remained was silence.
Quaraun shivered against the damp stone, BoomFuzzy’s fingers cold in his grasp.
No words left them.
No sounds breached the void.
They dare not move for fear the Terror Bird would hear them and return.
The spectre had left… but its eyes, its hungry soul, clung to their minds, their hearts.
Beating.
Pounding.
Full of fear.
It lingered.
Bound forever to their memory.
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Quaraun and BoomFuzzyThe Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
#OwnVoices - Gypsy Characters Written by Gypsy Author | 40th Century Dystopian Maine | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | Absinthe | Absurdist/Absurdism | Accidental Incantation | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Author is not White | Autistic Main Character | Autistic protagonist | Be Careful What You Say | Be Careful What You Wish For | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bisexual Relationships | Bizzarro | Black Characters | Blind Characters | Bumbling Wizards | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Ceremonial Magic | Character Studies | Character Study | Character-driven worldbuilding | Characters Are Not White | Comical Overreacting | Cosmic Horror | Counter Culture Lifestyle | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Cthulhu Mythos | Culinary Fiction | Cursed Magic Items | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Dark Romance | Deal with the Devil | Demonic Contracts | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Disguised as Male | Domestic Fiction | Driven to Suicide Themes | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Dystopian 40th Century Maine | Elderly Main Character | Eldritch Horror | Eldritch Horrors | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Evil Elves | Evil Faeries | Evil NonHuman Main Characters Gleefully Killing Humans | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Existentialism | Exotic Alien Planets | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | F2M Transgender MC | Faerie King | Faeries | Fairy Devilmother | Fairy Tales ReTold | Family Saga | Fantasy drug use | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Forgot About His Powers | Found Family | Frost Punk | FrostPunk | Furries | Furry Fiction | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gay Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gay Harem Romance | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Gay/M-M-M Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gets Easily Lost | Ghost Stories | Glass Canon Wizards | Gothic Horror | Gothic Literature | Gothic Romance | Green Fairy Wine | Grimmification | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gypsy Main Characters | Hand Wave Logic | Haunted Lighthouses | He's a Damsel In Distress | Homeless Main Characters | Hookah Smoking | Horned | Humanoid | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Ice Age Punk | Intersex Main Character | Intersex/Transgender Main Character | Interspecies Romance | Isekai | Jackass Genie | Jerkass | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Fiction | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Lich Lords | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Literal Genie | Literary Fiction | Little Bit Beastly | Lovecraftian Cultists | Lover's Triangles | LSD Use | Lythande FanFiction | Macabre | Mage Tower | Magic Items | Magical Homeless Person | Magical Realism | Magically-Binding Contract | Married Gay Couple | Melodrama | MerMen | Mini Story | Minor Injury Overreaction | Mix-and-Match Critters | MM Romance | MMM Romance (yes, M-M-M Romance, 3 Ms, not 2 - Poly Romance) | MMM Romance | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Nautical Fiction | Necromancers | Neurodivergent main character | New Weird | No Sense of Direction | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | One of the Primary Characters is the Ghost of a Suicide Victim and talks of his Suicide Often | Opium Use | Our Liches Are Different | Parallel Universe | Paranoid Fiction | Pastoral Fiction | Pastoral Poetry | Poke in the Third Eye | Poly Gay Romance | Poly Romance - Why Choose | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Powerful, but Incompetent | Prefers Going Barefoot | Prehensile Hair | Prehensile Tail | Psychological Melodrama | Queer Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Queer Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | Read the Fine Print | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Reverse Harem | Road Trip Fiction | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Self-Harm (Cutting, and deliberate drug overdose) | Shifter Romance | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Slipstream Fiction | Soap Opera | Sold His Soul for a Donut | Sometimes there is a fuckingly liberal use of the fucking word Fuck for no fucking reason other than to say fuck as many fucking times as fuckingly possible | Soul Contracts | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | Suicidally depressed characters | Suicide References | Super Villian MC | Superpower Lottery | SuperVillain PoV | Surrealism | Survivalism | Sweet Romance | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | The Bad Guy Wins | The Drifter | There is a thing in the series called The Alien Bible - it is the Christian Bible rewritten by aliens, some readers found this upsetting as well | There is a zombie apocalypse going on and lots of historical figures make cameo appearances as zombies, including Zombie Jesus - this seems to frequently upset readers so yeah here's a warning for that | Third-person limited | Thruple/Trio Relationships | Time Travel | Too Dumb to Live | Transgender Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Transgender Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | Transman MPreg Yaoi | Unmarried Live-In Lovers | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Vignette | Villain Main Characters | Voodoo Fiction | Walking the Earth | Wandering Wizard | Wasteful Wishing | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Whatevermancy Magic Systems | While there are no sex scenes, characters often talk of their sex lives in dialogue conversations and are known to use crude words when doing so | Why Choose - Poly Romance | World’s Strongest Man | Yaoi | Zombie Apocalypse | And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
- If you are unfamiliar with the definition of what any of those genres are, they are all listed on the Wikipedia website.
And this series heavily features/makes use of the following tropes:
- Accidental Incantation | Be Careful What You Say | Be Careful What You Wish For | Ceremonial Magic | Comical Overreacting | Deal with the Devil | Demonic Contracts | Demons | Disguised as Male | Driven to Suicide Themes | Eldritch Horrors | Evil Elves | Evil Faeries | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | F2M Transgender MC | Fairy Devilmother | Forgot About His Powers | Found Family | Furries | Gets Easily Lost | Grimmification | Hand Wave Logic | Haunted Lighthouses | Horned Humanoid | Jackass Genie | Jerkass | Literal Genie | Little Bit Beastly | Lovecraftian Cultists | Mage Tower | Magical Homeless Person | Magically-Binding Contract | MerMen | Minor Injury Overreaction | Mix-and-Match Critters | Necromancers | No Sense of Direction | Our Liches Are Different | Poke in the Third Eye | Powerful, but Incompetent | Prefers Going Barefoot | Prehensile Hair | Read the Fine Print | Sold His Soul for a Donut | Super Villian MC | Superpower Lottery | The Bad Guy Wins | The Drifter | Too Dumb to Live | UnSeelie Court | Walking the Earth | Wandering Wizard | Wasteful Wishing | Whatevermancy Magic Systems | World’s Strongest Man |
- If you are unfamiliar with the definition of what any of those tropes are, they are all listed on the Tv Tropes website.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
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