Quaraun Novel Update: Starting in 2014, in preparation for the 40th Anniversary of The Twighlight Manor Series (September 23, 1978/2018), all 2,000+ short stories are being compiled into chronological order, to be re-released as a series of 130 novels. All the original short stories are being republished both here on EelKat.com and on Amazon. In the novels, each short story now stands as a "chapter" in the novels. New scenes/stories are being writing to connect the short stories together into novel format.

Is it true the language is crude?
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Yes. This is Yaoi. It's cocks and balls on parade, for no other reason then to watch men parading their cocks and balls around.

It's Yaoi.

You know – cocks, balls, dicks, scrotum, ass, penis, bahookie, bollocks, dobbers, pricks, twinkies, zucchini, pickles, kiwis, cherries, and swinging pairs of peach fuzzy apricots out there for all the world to see.

It's a type of Yaoi known as "Pink Humour". Pink Humour has very crude language, but is often considered "sweet" or "sexless" and rarely contains any on page sex scenes, in spite of it's over use of sexual dialogue.

This is Yaoi and you simple can not have Yaoi without descriptions of the male genitalia on the page and, well, that makes for somewhat crude language there, eh?

Supporting character BoomFuzzy the undead, shape shifting Phooka (evil Unicorn/Faerie Horse) has a very dirty mouth.

After being a Lich with an incorporeal body for 300 years and thus unable to have sex with anyone, he has developed an obsession with talking about everyone else's sex life. He swears constantly, uses the F-word way more often than he needs to using it as an adjective and the word Fuck appears multiple times on every page he has a speaking part in, and he makes constant talk of glorifying the sexuality of everyone, with lots of use of Ps and Cs in all their many very vulgar forms....pussy, penis, cunt, cock, clint, etc, etc, etc. 

Though he is a shapeshifter and often appears in Human form, Unicorn is a unicorn and like any other male horse is obsessed with sex, sex being the primary thought on his mind at any given time, sex taking precedence over everything else. Like any unicorn, Unicorn is mystically drawn to virgins which is what originally brought him and Quaraun together, Quaraun being a wizard priest who took a vow of celibacy (and failing miserably at keeping his vows.)

Though not castrated, Quaraun considered himself a eunuch due to sexually mutilating injury he received in childhood, which left him horribly scarred and very shy about anyone seeing him naked and results in his extreme refusal to have a sexual relationship with anyone. Because Quaraun never “gives” sex, only ever “receiving” it, Unicorn insists that Quaraun is in fact a virgin in spite of his rampant addiction to anal sex.

All of that said however... sex scenes are rare in the series. Not every volume contains a sex scene, in fact most volumes have no sex scenes in them at all.

Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Quaraun Series.

The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.

Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.

These morbid novels do not have happy endings, and main character Quaraun's depression, suicidal nature, and drug use gets worse as the series progresses. If you are looking for cheerful, happy stories, these novels are not for you.

Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.

...and thus many pages are probably NSFW.

Please be aware that this site is considered an "Adult Entertainment" website and by viewing it you agree that you are over the age of 18 years old.

Reader discretion of both the Quaraun novels and the pages of this website is advised.

The Quaraun Series 

Meet The Characters:

Quaraun's World:




The World:

The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house. 

The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following:

  • suicide
  • drug use
  • cutting
  • depression
  • polygamy
  • BDSM
  • sex fetishes
  • CBT (cock and ball torture) 
  • sounding
  • knoting
  • barbed penises and toothed vaginas 
  • monsters eating Humans
  • blood thirsty Faeries
  • Elves eating Elves
  • Faeries eating Elves
  • squid headed aliens eating brains out of still alive victims
  • medieval torture
  • schizophrenia
  • stockholm syndrome
  • sadism
  • masochism
  • rape
  • incest
  • dub-con
  • necromancy
  • necrophillia
  • ritual murder
  • flaying (skinning a person alive)
  • child sacrifice
  • cannibalism
  • bloodletting
  • vampirism (the mental illness, not the mythical creature)
  • crude language (including an excessive use of the words fuck, cock, dick, testicals, balls, scrotum, and penis) 
  • interracial relationships
  • M/m/m relationships
  • gay men
  • bisexual men
  • transvestite men
  • men who have sex with unicorns(horses)
  • tentacle porn sex with squid headed aliens
  • shape-shifter sex
  • ménage à trois relationships
  • double dicked men
  • tripple dicked penitration gay sex scenes
  • bananas, pickles, candy canes, unicorn horns, and glass wizard wands used as dildos
  • main character Quaraun is a man with 4 wives (one of whom is also his sister, another of whom is also his daughter)  
  • Quaraun has 2 male lovers
  • Quaraun has 4 children by his sister
  • Quaraun has 3 children by his daughter
  • Quaraun has 1 child that is the result of him raping a woman
  • Quaraun has 37 children by prostitutes
  • the primary secondary character, Unicorn, is a chemist "candy maker" and detailed instruction of how he makes his drugs, including recipes to do so are included in the novels

The Quaraun series has been banned by the following:

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church 

(1991) (Reason: too much sex)

(Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014)

The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine 

(2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan)

New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine 

(2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church)

(Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014)


(2012) (Reason: Too violent)

Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine 

(2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church)

(Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint)

Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government 

(January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574) 

(Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters  depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents)

27 volumes of the Quaraun novels were forced to be unpublished/removed from Amazon by the government issued court order that cited these books as "Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach"

NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".)

Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban.

Sample Chapters of Many of the Novels Are Available To Read Online:

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Volume 23: The Return To Fire Mountain

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Volume 48: A Baby For The Necromancer

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Volume 58: Zebulon's Captive

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106: The Haunted Lighthouse

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Volume 107: The Battle of Ongadada

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Volume 108: Friends Are Forever

(Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor series)

Volume 119: My Two Favorite People

Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.

Most pages on EelKat.com are about writing, publishing, marketing, and CosPlaying Dark Fantasy, Bizarro, Gorn,  Monster Porn, Torture Porn, CBT, Psychedelic Literature, Weird Lovecraftian Horror, Pink Humour Satire, & BDSM Yaoi.

With this in mind, some pages may not be safe for work and are marked as: [NSFW].

Reader discretion is advised.

Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?

Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.

April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing. 

October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html

If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.

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