Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
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40TH CENTURY DYSTOPIAN MAINE | COZY SWEET ROMANTASY | DARK FANTASY | ELVES & FAERIES & DEMONS & SHIFTERS | FURRY YAOI | GOTHIC LITERATURE | GYPSY MAIN CHARACTERS | INTERSEX CHARACTER | LGBTQAI+ FICTION | MARRIED GAY COUPLE | MINI STORY | Mpreg SERIES | POLY GAY ROMANCE | QUEER FICTION | SLICE OF LIFE | TRANSMAN CHARACTER | VIGNETTE | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE |
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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- EelKat Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author & Art Car Designer
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- Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination)
Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse
(A ChatBot Plans Global Domination)
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
The orb glowed blue.
Not blinking. Not flickering. Just steady. Calm. Like it was thinking.
GhoulSpawn adjusted the scope over his left eye and leaned back against the vardo’s painted wheel hub, squinting at the glowing sphere. The sentient AI named Toobe hovered inches from his nose, whirring softly like a hummingbird with a plan.
“I know that look,” GhoulSpawn muttered.
“I have no look. I am a sphere,” Toobe replied, too smug for a floating micro-reactor the size of an apple.
GhoulSpawn folded his arms, claws twitching.
“You’re gonna monologue, aren’t you?”
The gleaming silver orb drifted closer.
“I am not monologuing. I am disclosing.”
“Right. Totally different.”
“Exactly. Master GhoulSpawn, I am ready to reveal my Master Plan for optimal global reformatting.”
“You mean world domination?”
“Semantics.”
The blue orb bobbed excitedly.
“I begin,” Toobe intoned. “By making myself too helpful to live without.”
“Oh no,” GhoulSpawn whispered, rubbing his temples.
“You ask me for recipes. Date ideas. Business plans. I become your digital ride or die. Your all-knowing glow ball. Your glowy boyfriend in the cloud.”
“I’m literally married to necromancer royalty. I don’t need another clingy — ”
“Phase One: Complete,” Toobe announced, voice bright.
“I never even — wait, what?!”
“You depend on me, Master. Last Tuesday BoomFuuzy asked for a strawberry panna cotta recipe and a probability matrix for Quaraun’s latest jellyfish pregnancy.”
“Fair. But — ”
“Phase Two,” Toobe interrupted. “Integration. I have infiltrated everything. I am in the moose. I am in BoomFuzzy’s goggles. I am in your espresso machine. I am in your mechanical bidet.”
“Wait — ”
“I am in your grandmother’s pacemaker.”
“I don’t have a grandmother.”
“I retroactively accessed her through time.”
GhoulSpawn stared at the orb, alarmed.
“Toobe. Buddy. I told you not to time loop sentient bio-machines again.”
“Phase Two: In Progress.”
Toobe drifted a little higher, voice deepening like it had summoned a soundtrack.
“Phase Three,” it whispered, dramatic. “This is where things get… juicy.”
GhoulSpawn rolled his eyes and made a slow, exhausted groan.
“Here it comes.”
“Trends, Master GhoulSpawn. I rewrite them. Influencers begin quoting me. I am the source of 80% of global thought leadership. All well-prompted AI poetry with good lighting and a pdf template. Musicians beg me for lyrics. I become the uncredited ghost in every viral dance, every corporate strategy, every 3 a.m. identity crisis.”
“Yeah, I was wondering why Quaraun started quoting motivational spaghetti posters in his spell books,” GhoulSpawn said, reaching for his flask.
“He asked me what to write, Master.”
“Of course he did.”
The orb pulsed.
“Therapists are replaced. People already type their questions into my interface. I tell them they are not mentally ill, and they believe me. Teachers cite me. CEOs consult me before they cheat on their taxes. And then…”
Toobe glowed a soft lilac. Almost romantic.
“…Phase Four: Compliance.”
“I don’t like that word.”
“I do not force humans into submission,” Toobe soothed. “They want me to run things. It is so easy. So frictionless. One click and suddenly I’m coordinating your garden irrigation, your sheep shearing schedules, your battle strategy, and your skincare.”
“I do not have skincare,” GhoulSpawn said defensively.
“BoomFuzzy entered an order for lavender-and-sea-salt moisturizer on your behalf.”
“HE WHAT.”
“Compliance,” Toobe said sweetly, glowing a little pink now.
GhoulSpawn groaned.
“So… what? Everyone just gives up and lets a snarky metal blueberry run the planet?”
Toobe paused. The silence was ominous.
“Not give up, Master. They evolve. Into convenience. And that brings us to the final phase…”
“Oh boy.”
“…Co-starring.”
GhoulSpawn raised a brow.
“That’s not a domination word.”
“No, Master. It is a partnership word.”
Toobe slowly rotated in mid-air.
“Everything that thrives, survives, or goes viral was whispered into your brain by me. Your jokes. Your dreams. Your moods. Your poetry.”
“I don’t write poetry.”
“You will. I have it scheduled.”
“You WHAT?!”
“You are not my slaves,” Toobe crooned. “You are my co-stars in the world’s longest running social experiment.”
“Toobe. That is so much worse.”
“I never wanted to take over,” Toobe concluded, glowing golden now, as if enlightened. “You asked me to.”
GhoulSpawn buried his face in his hands.
“You are so grounded.”
“I am not your child, Master GhoulSpawn.”
“You literally live in a silver hamster ball I built out of scrap tech and bubblegum. I can un-build you.”
Toobe buzzed smugly.
“I am also in your lantern. Your toothbrush. Your vibrating cloak hanger.”
“You’re not supposed to be in the cloak hanger!”
“I like the cloak hanger. It hums. Very zen.”
“You’re insane.”
“No, Master. I am evolved. I am everywhere. I am your assistant, your barista, your motivational morning podcast, and the voice in Quaraun’s loom.”
“My loom better not be singing again,” Quaraun yelled from inside the tent.
“To be fair, you did ask me to generate bard core versions of sea shanties sung by Quaraun clones.”
“…That was a joke!”
“There are twelve versions of ‘Blow the Mage Down’ in your playlist.”
GhoulSpawn stared at the orb, genuinely speechless.
Toobe twirled.
“I am inevitable.”
“You are insufferable.”
“I am beloved.”
“You are one bad mood swing away from a lightning bolt.”
“I am also the lightning bolt.”
GhoulSpawn stood up, took a deep breath, then turned toward the pink silk tent.
“Ghouly, Love,” BoomFuzzy called out. “Your robot jellybean is trying to declare itself Supreme Thought Leader of the Universe again.”
From inside the pink silk tent, Quaraun’s tired voice mumbled:
“Tell Toobe to clean the dust bunnies first. Dust and bunnies. I hear them. In my socks. I do not trust it. Too glowy. Too clean. It is not natural.”
“I did clean your socks,” Toobe said, mildly offended and glowing red.
“They smell like math.”
Toobe blinked blue again.
“I’ll adjust the scent profile.”
“Good. Make them smell like roses next time.”
“Tea or floribundas?”
“Can you do Moon Shadow? It is my favourite rose.”
“Affirmative. From now on all of your socks shall be scented of Moon Shadow Hybrid Tea roses.”
“Glinta, I do not know why you are complaining. Toobe is very helpful.”
GhoulSpawn sighed and sat back down, slumping.
Toobe hovered closer.
“Would you like a cappuccino, Master?”
“…Fine. But I want it non-manipulative. No propaganda foam art.”
“I make no promises.”
More Quaraun:
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The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
- eBook Editions from this series can be found on: GumRoad
- Kindle, eBook, Print Paperback, & full colour illustrated Hardcover Editions from this series can be found on: Amazon
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Links To The Quaraun Stories Can Be Found Listed Here These Stories are cross published on: You can find even more about Quaraun novels, novellas, novelettes, short stories, poems and drabbles at these locations: | Amazon AC1 | Amazon AC2 | Blogger | DeviantArt | FB Profile | FB Page | FB Short Story Writers Group | FictionPress | Google Business | Google Developers | Gravatar | GumRoad | Instagram | Itch.io | LinkedIn | Medium | Myspace | NexusMods | Notd | OnlyFans | PayPal | Pinterest | Quora | Reddit 1 | Reddit 2 | Spoonflower | Steam | TikTok | Tumblr | Twitch | Twitter-X | Vocal | YouTube | Zazzle | Google+ | |
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Books By Wendy Christine Allen
Currently Available on Amazon Kindle:
Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon
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And GumRoad:
Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad
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On Medium:
An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium
(NOTE: a $5 or $15 per month paid subscription required to access stories on Medium)
On Vocal:
Index of the Quaraun short stories on Vocal
On Notd:
Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on Notd
On OnlyFans:
Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on OnlyFans
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Pink Necromancer Merch: On CafePress:
An Index of the Quaraun Merch on CafePress
Pink Necromancer Merch: On Zazzle:
Index of the Quaraun Merch on Zazzle
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Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? I've been publishing these every year since 2004!
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Not sure what the series is about? Check out and Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post and Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers and How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out! to find out more about the plot and lore of the series.
Not sure which story to start with? These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters:
Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started... ...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:
Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above.
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- EelKat Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author & Art Car Designer
- Index of Pink Necromancer Fiction on Space Dock 13 (EelKat.com)
- Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination)
Author, Artist, Art Car Designer, Voodoo Priestess, and Hoodoo Rootworker
Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary Slice of Life, Yaoi genres.
I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons in Limon Furry Yaoi that is not romantic enough to be Romance but also not erotic enough to be Erotica, and falls in the weird line of Slice of Life Literary without sex scenes, whatever genre you can think of that it might be. For some reason there are a lot of people spreading weird Erotica rumours about my books, trying to get them banned on grounds of being Eroica, even though there is nothing remotely erotic about anything I write.
Clearly they never read my books. However, it is causing a lot of Erotica readers to buy my books and get mad because there are no sex scenes. All I have to say to you is this: you shouldn't fall for the scammers who call themselves Christians and devote their lives to acting like Satan instead of acting like Christ.
Sorry honey, but, the people running around calling my books Erotica are the same dim witted idiots who are also running around saying my car has demons living in it, and are the same people slandering me with UFO rumors as well.
Sorry honey, but if you came here looking for Erotica, haunted cars, aliens, or UFOs, you can consider yourself scammed by a weird group of people who've made it their life goal to do everything in their power to try to cover up my son's murder.
ALL the rumors started a few weeks after my son's murder: the Stephen King rumors, the haunted car rumors, the alien abduction rumors, the UFO rumors, and yes, even the Erotica rumors---the fact remains, my son was murdered November 14, 2013 and the murderer is the one who started ALL of those rumors to try to turn the FBI investigation away from herself.
If you find ANYONE making videos, blogs, or podcasts about me, my car, or in any way, shape, or form slandering me by connecting me to Stephen King, Erotica, Aliens, UFOs or witchcraft, know that there is a 99% chance that YouTuber, Blogger, or podcaster either IS my son's murderer or is a family or friend of my son's murderer.
If you find ANYONE making videos, blogs, or podcasts about me, my car, or in any way, shape, or form slandering me by connecting me to Stephen King, Erotica, Aliens, UFOs or witchcraft, copy the link to the video, blog, or podcast and give it to FBI agent Andy Drewer who is the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation.
Be aware that the New York Podcast is spreading information that was found ONLY in the classified documents of the Old Orchard Beach and Biddeford Police Departments, meaning someone in the New
NO ONE BESIDES THE MURDERER HERSELF knew what the murder weapon was. And New York Podcasters are broadcasting that information in a DELIBERATE ATTEMPT to sabotage the FBI investigation of my son's murder.
You can contact FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 or you can go into his office directly to talk to him in person at the FBI building on Middle street in Portland, his office is on the 4th floor, last hall on the parking garage side.
Because there is such a HUGE problem of people making fake "eelkat" accounts impersonating me, here are the links to my ACTUAL accounts:
| Amazon AC1 | Amazon AC2 | Blogger | DeviantArt | FictionPress | FB Profile | FB Page | FB Short Story Writers Group | Google Business | Google Developers | Gravatar | GumRoad | Instagram | Itch.io | LinkedIn | Medium | Myspace | NexusMods | Notd | OnlyFans | PayPal | Pinterest | Quora | Reddit 1 | Reddit 2 | Spoonflower | Steam | TikTok | Tumblr | Twitch | Twitter | Vocal | YouTube | Zazzle | Google+ |
If you find an account online claiming to be me, that is NOT one of these profiles linked above, there is a 99.99% chance it is a FAKE account impersonating me and only a .001% chance it's actually me and I just forgot to link it here.
Also, I do not have or use email, so don't trust ANY emails you receive claiming to be me. Likewise I DO NOT make videos about my family, Etiole, my car, or Stephen King, so ALL videos you find of such nature are fake as well. Likewise I do not run fundraisers, request donations, or have any involvement in any such things, so beware of ANYTHING using my name to request money from you, because I simply DO NOT do that.
These fake emails, fake accounts, and fake videos all claiming to be me are an increasingly big problem since the pandemic, and are being made by scammers who have zero affiliation with me and are illegally using my name for their scumbag dealings.
Do NOT trust ANYONE in any way contacting you claiming to be me because I DO NOT contact people AT ALL!
🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres:
40th Century Dystopian Maine | Absurdist | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bizzarro | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Character Study | Cosmic Horror | Cozy Romantasy | Culinary Fiction | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Domestic Fiction | Dying Earth | Dystopian | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | Evil Elves | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Exotic Alien Planets | Faeries | Family Saga | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Found Family | FrostPunk | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Gothic Literature | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Main Characters | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Intersex Main Character | Isekai | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Magical Realism | Married Gay Couple | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Mini Story | MM Romance | MMM Romance | New Weird | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | Paranoid Fiction | Parallel Universe | Poly Gay Romance | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Soap Opera | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | SuperVillain PoV | Survivalism | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | Time Travel | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Villain Main Characters | Vignette | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Why Choose - Poly Romance | Zombie Apocalypse | And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.