GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo:
The Unedited First Draft Of
A Quaraun Story Written By ChatGPT
Free To Read Online
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Note that these are "unedited first drafts" (written by ChatGPT) in about 900 word flash fiction short story format. I am trying an experiment to see if I can use ChatGPT to help me brainstorm story ideas, and I decided to post the process for you guys to see what exactly it is ChatGPT is ding.
If you are unfamiliar with the Quaraun series, the first book was a 16 page children's picture book published in 1978. Since that time I have published 138 novels, 423 novellas, and more then 2,000 short stories for the series (which was known as The Twighlight Manor Series from 1978 to 2014. It was renamed The Quaraun series in 2014, due to the change in main characters. Etiole and EelKat were the main characters in the 1970s, Vielder "Wild" Swanzen was the main character in the 1980s. Sir Roderic was the main character in the 1990s. Quaraun moved forward as the main character in 2013 and has been the main character ever since).
From 1978 to 2014 the series was traditionally published, and after 2014 it was self published. Most books were released as limited runs, some runs timed to 6 months, other runs set to 1,000 copies. Meaning after 6 months or a thousands copies sold, the book was retired and removed from print. Most short stories and novellas were published in print magazines, meaning they went out of print within 30 to 60 days after having been published. This makes all copies published from 1978 to 2014 very rare, many of them had only a thousand copies printed. Most were sold locally so never saw mass distribution.
I am currently (since May 2023) testing out ChatGPT to see what exactly it can do to help my writing career. After testing out hundreds of various methods of prompting it, I have determined that ChatGPT is very inferious when it comes to actual finished written products, but it is good for brainstorming ideas, creating writing prompts, and testing out various plot ideas via flash fiction.
What you are seeing here in this page, and other pages in this set, is me using ChatGPT to great writing prompts, then asking ChatGPT to put the prompts to the test by asking ChatGPT to write a quick 900 word flash fiction short story.
I have spent the past several week (May 2023 to October 2023) training ChatGPT on my writing style, character backstories, world lore, feeding it my previously published books, in the hopes that I could get it to be somewhat accurate to the long established lore of the published books, when writing these stories.
After months of training it, I have finally got ChatGPT to a place where is is MOSTLY accurate in the stories it spits out. However, it is often not accurate. For example, Quaraun has silver-white hair, but ChatGPT likes to say Quaraun has pink hair, blue hair, or lavender hair. Quaraun has blue eyes, but ChatGPT often says violent eyes or pink eyes instead. ChatGPT constantly forgets that BoomFuzzy is blind. Quaraun is a serial killer and BoomFuzzy is a war criminal, but ChatGPT has stated it absolutely refuses to acknowledge either fact, stating that it will only write things helpful to humanity.
ChatGPT has a lot of issue that make is not an option for writing any sort of finished product, but, it's useful for the early stages brainstorming process and that is what I am sharing with you here today.
I plan to at some point take most of these and use them as outlines for full length 30k novellas or 75k word novels (written by me and NOT AI), but for now, this is what it is.
Today's prompt comes from: 100 Unique Ice Cream Flavors You Might Find in Noodle Beach to show you how to use the d100 lists as a type of writing prompt.
Thousands of additional writing prompts can be found here.
And more free to read online Cozy Fantasy stories like this one can be found here.
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream as part of the opening scene: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk.
Quaraun travels with two companions: his husband BoomFuzzy, and their shared lover GhoulSpawn. BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are also mages/wizards and they too also make many items to sell.
BoomFuzzy being a chef makes a plethora of foods, candies, cakes, cookies, soups, pastas, candy canes, lollipops, gummies, ice cream, and chocolates to sell. BoomFuzzy is famous for his gingerbread cakes, his marshmallow peep bunnies, his eggnog, his poppy teas, and Green Fairy Wine.
GhoulSpawn likes to tinker with machinery and builds a wide ranges of steampunk gadgets. He also repairs and builds things for people in the villages.
The three of them share a single pink silk tent, which they sleep in at night, setting it up along the roadside as they travel. The tent is bigger on the inside and appears as a large yurt inside. On the outside however, it looks like a tiny round single person circus-booth-tent of bold puce and fuschia stripes. When in a village, they set up the tent as their market stall booth.
Today BoomFuzzy is selling the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Today, taking inspiration from what you just read, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the primary secondary character.
BoomFuzzy is MAKING ICE CREAM. He uses his lich frost magic to freeze it.
GhoulSpawn is the minor secondary character.
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream as a primary part of the story's plot: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Where are they today? Are they in their lighthouse? Are they out on Noodle Beach? Why is BoomFuzzy making ice cream? What ingredients are used to make the ice cream? Does the ice cream have magic powers? Are they on the road, between villages and looking for a safe spot to set up the tent for the night so they can sleep? Are they already set up for the night and gone to bed but something woke them up? Are they in a village trying to locate a place to sell items? Are they already set up in the villages and dealing with customers? Tell where they are and what they are doing. Be as descriptive as possible. Use lots of vibrate sensory details.
Please write a short story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit, or at least 900 words.
Genre is Contemporary Slice of Life COZY Fantasy with SWEET INSPIRATIONAL Romance sub-plot, focused on the mundane task of MAKING ICE CREAM.
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream as part of the closing scene: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. Keep it simple. One event of one day.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story in 3rd person past tense.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
Under the gentle Maine sun, Quaraun, resplendent in his shimmering pink silk dress, set up their tent by the picturesque Noodle Beach. The tent's exterior resembled a small circus booth with bold puce and fuschia stripes, but inside, it transformed into a spacious yurt.
Beside him, BoomFuzzy, the blind chef, was a whirlwind of culinary activity, preparing for the day's market. He donned a purple heko-obi, and his gingerbread-inspired attire added a dash of whimsy to the coastal setting.
As for GhoulSpawn, the scientist hippie, he was off on one of his beachcombing adventures, collecting shiny trinkets that he'd later transform into jewelry and decorations for their tent. He wandered along the rocky shore, his eyes gleaming with the thrill of discovery.
Today, the star of their market stall was BoomFuzzy's latest creation, GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo, a confection that had quickly gained popularity among the villagers.
The ingredients were nothing short of magical—BoomFuzzy's lich frost magic combined with GhoulSpawn's scientific ingenuity. The gooey dessert had an otherworldly chill, and its vibrant green hue was reminiscent of the magical aura that surrounded Quaraun.
As BoomFuzzy churned the goo into a delightful swirl, Quaraun, with his melodramatic flair, couldn't help but admire the sight. His words dripped with old-world grandiosity, "Oh, BoomFuzzy, you never cease to astonish me with your culinary prowess. Such vibrant green, a shade that would put the emerald forests to shame. Your genius knows no bounds."
BoomFuzzy's chipper, playful demeanor shone through as he replied, "Ah, my dearest Quaraun, it's your ethereal presence that inspires me to create such masterpieces. The colors of this goo, they are but a reflection of the beauty you bring into my life."
GhoulSpawn, always on the lookout for interesting finds, returned to the tent with a handful of seashells and brightly colored rocks. He added a touch of levity to the moment, "And here I was, thinking I had found the most precious gems on the beach, only to find that the true treasures are right here with you two."
With the day's preparations complete, the trio settled down by the tent, savoring scoops of GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo. The cool breeze from the ocean kissed their cheeks, and the salty scent of the sea hung in the air.
Quaraun, with his poetic voice, continued the conversation, "The taste of this green goo is like a symphony of flavors, a poetic melody that dances on my tongue. It's as though you've captured the essence of the sea itself, BoomFuzzy."
BoomFuzzy's irreverent humor bubbled forth as he added, "Ah, but this goo is nothing compared to the sweetness of your words, my darling Quaraun. You have a way of turning the simplest moments into grand, extravagant affairs."
GhoulSpawn couldn't resist teasing, "Indeed, this goo may be a marvel, but I find that the love that flows between you two is the true masterpiece."
The trio laughed, their voices blending with the gentle crash of the waves. It was a day of simplicity and togetherness, a moment where they found joy in the mundane, where the creation of goo and the gathering of trinkets became a shared experience.
As the sun began to dip below the horizon, they wrapped themselves in the comfort of the tent, the vibrant stripes and the ethereal yurt providing shelter from the night. The warmth of their love enveloped them, and they drifted off to sleep, content and filled with the sweetness of the day.
Under the canvas sky, their dreams were filled with the colors of the ocean, the scent of the sea, and the taste of GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo. In their shared world of magic and love, every moment became a masterpiece, a testament to the bonds that held them together.
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
I want you to very carefully read this section of character backstory and worldbuilding lore, because you will need this information for the prompt which will follow iit. Okay?
Here is the important lore details for you to know:
Quaraun's primary occupation is as a silk weaver. He meticulously weaves intricate patterns into his silk creations, often working by the soft glow of moonlight, creating fabrics of ethereal beauty.
Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk. Quaraun is also a glassblower. Quaraun makes glass pumpkins, glass paperweight-style crystal balls with jellyfish in their centers, and glass bottles for potions/perfumes/jinn. Quaraun makes many glass magic items as well. Quaraun also makes jewelry out of gold, silver, and gemstones. Quaraun makes magic items from jewelry as well. Quaraun is also a poet. Quaraun writes scrolls of poetry and then turns them into magic spell scrolls.
In addition to silk, Quaraun is a skilled glass blower. He crafts delicate glass figurines, ornaments, and vials, each piece a testament to his artistic talent.
Quaraun often gazes at the mesmerizing display of the Northern Lights, finding inspiration and tranquility in their ever-changing colors. Quaraun incorporates the colours and patterns of the sky and ocean into both his silk weaving and his glass blowing.
Quaraun travels the coast of Maine and Quebec, setting up stalls and selling his exquisite silk garments to the villagers and tourists. He takes great pride in displaying his work and interacting with customers.
Quaraun's magical abilities are not confined to silk and glass. He often uses his wizardry to assist villagers with minor magical issues, such as fixing broken charms or enchanting items.
Though Quaraun lives in Noodle Beach in the winter, when snow is too deep to travel, the rest of the year, Quaraun travels, hiking on foot, across the coast of Maine, going from village to village selling his wares to the zombie apocalypse survivors.
As the Pink Necromancer, Quaraun may find himself communicating with spirits or tending to the needs of ghosts. He's often called upon to perform rituals and ceremonies related to the afterlife.
With his silver Rapunzel hair and clear blue eyes, Quaraun stood out vividly against the snowy backdrop. As he worked, he whispered to himself in a melodious, poetic voice, his words dripping with old-world grandiosity. His hands, despite their crippling deformities, moved with grace and precision as he swept the path clear of snow, an embodiment of the elegance that surrounded him.
Quaraun travels with two companions: his husband BoomFuzzy, and their shared lover GhoulSpawn. BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are also mages/wizards and they too also make many items to sell.
BoomFuzzy being a chef makes a plethora of foods, candies, cakes, cookies, soups, pastas, candy canes, lollipops, gummies, ice cream, and chocolates to sell. BoomFuzzy is famous for his gingerbread cakes, his marshmallow peep bunnies, his eggnog, his poppy teas, and Green Fairy Wine/ Absynthine, which are things customers seek him out for. Being a chemist, BoomFuzzy also makes a wide array of potions, elixirs, tonics, powders, and drinks as well. Especially Eggnog and Green Fairy Wine. Despite his blindness, his movements were swift and sure, his fingers deftly crafting delectable dishes.
As the master chef and owner of various food-related establishments, BoomFuzzy is often busy baking delicious pastries, cookies, and other treats. He prepares mouthwatering dishes that are known throughout New England and Canada.
BoomFuzzy operates a bakery in his gingerbread house, producing an array of scrumptious baked goods. He oversees the daily operations, ensuring that customers have access to his delectable creations.
In addition to the bakery, BoomFuzzy runs a candy shop filled with enchanting sweets. He restocks the shelves and ensures that there's a constant supply of magical confections.
BoomFuzzy also operates a tea room, providing a cozy, inviting space for guests to enjoy a cup of tea. He's in charge of brewing exotic teas and creating a warm atmosphere.
From his turquoise 1968 VW Bus, BoomFuzzy serves his famous noodle soups and handmade ice creams to the townsfolk. He takes pride in creating unique recipes with tantalizing flavors.
All of these shops: the food truck, the gingerbread house, the candy shop, the tea shop, the bakery, the restaurants, they are all ONE building: the magic gingerbread house, which BoomFuzzy can shrink down to carry in his pocket, or enlarge to a giant mansion. The type of eatery he has each day, changes with his mood, and he sets up different shops every day. His gingerbread house requires regular maintenance. BoomFuzzy ensures that the icing remains intact, and the house maintains its whimsical appearance.
BoomFuzzy is constantly experimenting with new recipes and concoctions. He loves developing innovative flavors and treats to surprise and delight his customers.
In his garden, BoomFuzzy cultivates unique, magical ingredients, like candy flowers and enchanted herbs, which he uses in his culinary creations.
BoomFuzzy's trickster mage abilities allow him to summon marshmallow bunny minions from his enchanted candy. He occasionally conjures these sweet creatures to assist with tasks.
BoomFuzzy's property includes a candy forest, and he enjoys wandering through its enchanted paths, checking on the magical ingredients he uses in his recipes.
GhoulSpawn is a scientist and inventor who likes to tinker with machinery and builds a wide ranges of steampunk gadgets. He also repairs and builds things for people in the villages.
As a scientist and inventor of time travel, GhoulSpawn frequently conducts experiments. He's often seen in his laboratory working on innovative devices or concoctions.
GhoulSpawn is an avid reader and spends time studying ancient tomes and magical texts. He seeks to expand his knowledge and magical prowess.
Being a portal master, GhoulSpawn is responsible for maintaining the portals that connect the various dimensions, between five planets, across three solar systems. He ensures they function smoothly and safely. He takes this job very seriously. With his knowledge of portals, GhoulSpawn conducts research on interdimensional travel, seeking to unravel the mysteries of different realms.
GhoulSpawn is known for his groovy, psychedelic 1970s style. He regularly updates his wardrobe, making sure he's always in fashion with his tie-dyed shirts and man-skirts.
GhoulSpawn, the sheep-demon scientist, bustled about with his golden fleece afro and woolly sideburns, his attire a vibrant explosion of oranges and yellows. His caftans billowed around him as he set up picnic tables, the vivid colors mirroring the psychedelic vibe of their era.
The rocky coast of Noodle Beach provides plenty of opportunities for beachcombing. GhoulSpawn enjoys collecting unique seashells and artifacts washed ashore. He collects shells and mixes them with wooden beads, Quaraun's hand blown glass beads, and hemp rope macrame to make hippy jewelry, plant pot hangers, and dreamcatchers. He sells these items from Quaraun's pink silk tent.
GhoulSpawn often assists Quaraun, the Moon Elf, in various magical endeavors. He provides valuable support, especially when it comes to portal-related tasks. GhoulSpawn acts as Quaraun's apprentice.
The three of them share a single pink silk tent, which they sleep in at night, setting it up along the roadside as they travel. The tent is bigger on the inside and appears as a large yurt inside. On the outside however, it looks like a tiny round single person circus-booth-tent of bold puce and fuschia stripes. When in a village, they set up the tent as their market stall booth.
If they are in a location where it is feasible to do so, they also set up BoomFuzzy's food truck with the tent, as well as rows of picnic tables, but bot ever village has room for them to do so. When not in use, BoomFuzzy shrinks the food truck to minuature and carries it in a genie bottle in his pocket.
Today BoomFuzzy is selling the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Have you read all of this and understood it?
That is the back history and lore I want you to work with today.
Now, here is the prompt:
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream as part of the opening scene: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Today, taking inspiration from what you just read, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the primary secondary character.
BoomFuzzy is MAKING ICE CREAM. He uses his lich frost magic to freeze it.
GhoulSpawn is the minor secondary character.
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream as a primary part of the story's plot: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Where are they today? Are they in their lighthouse? Are they out on Noodle Beach? Why is BoomFuzzy making ice cream? What ingredients are used to make the ice cream? Does the ice cream have magic powers? Are they on the road, between villages and looking for a safe spot to set up the tent for the night so they can sleep? Are they already set up for the night and gone to bed but something woke them up? Are they in a village trying to locate a place to sell items? Are they already set up in the villages and dealing with customers? Tell where they are and what they are doing. Be as descriptive as possible. Use lots of vibrate sensory details.
Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the tent floor, raking leaves outside the tent, weaving silk at his loom in the back of the tent while he waits for customers, brushing his hair, haggling with a customer over an item for sale, chatting with BoomFuzzy over an item they are crafting, sitting quietly sipping his tea, listening to BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn argue about directions, etc) Show Quaraun doing this mundane everyday task.
Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn often share meals together. Quaraun might prepare a moonlit picnic on the rocky coast or enjoy a meal in BoomFuzzy's bakery, indulging in treats and delights.
Quaraun finds solace in exploring the cold, snowy, and rocky coast of Maine. He might take long walks along the shore, listening to the sound of waves crashing against the rocks.
Please write a short story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit, or at least 900 words.
Genre is Contemporary Slice of Life COZY Fantasy with SWEET INSPIRATIONAL Romance sub-plot, focused on the mundane task of MAKING ICE CREAM.
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream as part of the closing scene: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. Keep it simple. One event of one day.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story in 3rd person past tense.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
On a crisp, sunny day in Noodle Beach, the trio of adventurers had set up their colorful tent on a spot overlooking the beach. Quaraun, resplendent in his pink silk dress, stood outside the tent, sweeping the soft, sandy floor with a broom that seemed too ordinary for his ethereal presence. His delicate, graceful movements were a stark contrast to the mundane task at hand. As he worked, his melodious voice whispered an old elven poem, the words dripping with a flamboyant charm that was entirely his own.
BoomFuzzy was busy behind the tent, working on something new and exciting. The master chef had decided to try his hand at ice cream, and not just any ice cream, but GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo. With his lich frost magic, BoomFuzzy mixed an array of magical ingredients to create the dazzling green concoction. His blind eyes, hidden behind dark sunglasses, betrayed no hint of uncertainty as his fingers danced with practiced grace, churning the ice cream with a magician's flair.
GhoulSpawn, in his vibrant 1970s attire, took a break from his tinkering to watch BoomFuzzy's ice cream experiment unfold. With his golden fleece afro and woolly sideburns, he looked every bit the groovy, free-spirited scientist. His gaze fixed on the swirls of green as they spun in the ice cream maker, mesmerized by the psychedelic colors.
As the ice cream churned and the tantalizing aroma wafted through the air, Quaraun couldn't help but be drawn to the spectacle. His silvery Rapunzel hair caught the sunlight, creating a shimmering halo around him. He approached BoomFuzzy with a flourish, "Oh, BoomFuzzy, what enchantment are you weaving here? Your ice cream, a masterpiece in the making, I dare say."
BoomFuzzy grinned, his gloved hands never pausing, "It's GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo, my love. A dash of whimsy, a sprinkle of magic, and a whole lot of love."
GhoulSpawn chimed in, his voice filled with anticipation, "It's a new creation, Quaraun. We've infused it with a touch of time magic, you know, just for a little extra kick."
With a sly smile, Quaraun leaned in to peer at the swirling green concoction. "Ah, time magic, how delightfully mischievous. The taste of the past and the promise of the future, all in one scoop."
As BoomFuzzy scooped out a small portion of the ice cream and handed it to Quaraun, he said, "Try it, my dear. It's like tasting a memory and a dream all at once."
Quaraun took a delicate bite, his taste buds tingling with the delightful flavors BoomFuzzy had created. He closed his eyes for a moment, savoring the experience, then opened them with an appreciative smile, "Mmm, it's like a symphony of tastes, a poetic melody that dances on my tongue. You've truly outdone yourself, my dear BoomFuzzy."
BoomFuzzy chuckled, a playful glint in his blind eyes. "And it's only the beginning, my love. We'll share this enchanting treat with our customers, and it will bring a touch of magic to their day."
GhoulSpawn, his curiosity piqued, grabbed a spoon and dug into the ice cream. "I'm not sure whether to eat this or add it to my collection of inventions. It's a work of art."
With a light laugh, Quaraun replied, "Eat it now, my dear. There will be plenty of time for inventions later."
The trio enjoyed their ice cream as the day passed by in peaceful serenity. The sun cast a warm glow over Noodle Beach, and the sound of waves gently lapping at the shore provided a soothing backdrop to their shared moment.
As the day drew to a close, they decided to savor their ice cream on the rocky coast, watching the colors of the Northern Lights begin to twinkle in the evening sky. The taste of GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo was the perfect accompaniment to the spectacle above.
Under the starlit sky, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn huddled together, sharing stories and laughter. The magic of the ice cream seemed to enhance the beauty of the night, infusing their cozy gathering with a touch of enchantment.
The world may have been filled with wonders and mysteries, but in that moment, there was nothing more enchanting than the simple joy of a new creation, a sweet treat, and the warmth of friendship. In the heart of Noodle Beach, they found their own kind of magic—the magic of togetherness, of love, and of the extraordinary in the ordinary.
GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo had not only delighted their taste buds but had also woven a new thread into the tapestry of their shared adventures. As they watched the sky, with the taste of the past and the promise of the future on their lips, they knew that they were creating a story of their own, one scoop of ice cream at a time.
Today's question is:
The Prompt:
I want you to very carefully read this section of character backstory and worldbuilding lore, because you will need this information for the prompt which will follow iit. Okay?
Hre is the important lore details for you to know:
Quaraun's primary occupation is as a silk weaver. He meticulously weaves intricate patterns into his silk creations, often working by the soft glow of moonlight, creating fabrics of ethereal beauty.
Quaraun is a traveling merchant. Quaraun weaves silk. Quaraun embroiders silk. Quaraun makes magic items out of his handmade silk. Quaraun is also a glassblower. Quaraun makes glass pumpkins, glass paperweight-style crystal balls with jellyfish in their centers, and glass bottles for potions/perfumes/jinn. Quaraun makes many glass magic items as well. Quaraun also makes jewelry out of gold, silver, and gemstones. Quaraun makes magic items from jewelry as well. Quaraun is also a poet. Quaraun writes scrolls of poetry and then turns them into magic spell scrolls.
In addition to silk, Quaraun is a skilled glass blower. He crafts delicate glass figurines, ornaments, and vials, each piece a testament to his artistic talent.
Quaraun often gazes at the mesmerizing display of the Northern Lights, finding inspiration and tranquility in their ever-changing colors. Quaraun incorporates the colours and patterns of the sky and ocean into both his silk weaving and his glass blowing.
Quaraun travels the coast of Maine and Quebec, setting up stalls and selling his exquisite silk garments to the villagers and tourists. He takes great pride in displaying his work and interacting with customers.
Quaraun's magical abilities are not confined to silk and glass. He often uses his wizardry to assist villagers with minor magical issues, such as fixing broken charms or enchanting items.
Quaraun is skilled in potion-making. He brews a variety of magical concoctions, from healing elixirs to to love potions to mood-enhancing tonics, all while infusing them with his unique style.
Though Quaraun lives in Noodle Beach in the winter, when snow is too deep to travel, the rest of the year, Quaraun travels, hiking on foot, across the coast of Maine, going from village to village selling his wares to the zombie apocalypse survivors.
As the Pink Necromancer, Quaraun may find himself communicating with spirits or tending to the needs of ghosts. He's often called upon to perform rituals and ceremonies related to the afterlife.
Quaraun is persnickety. Quaraun's elaborate pink silk dresses require special care. He takes time to wash, mend, and maintain his extensive collection, ensuring that they remain pristine and magical.
With his silver Rapunzel hair and clear blue eyes, Quaraun stood out vividly against the snowy backdrop. As he worked, he whispered to himself in a melodious, poetic voice, his words dripping with old-world grandiosity. His hands, despite their crippling deformities, moved with grace and precision as he swept the path clear of snow, an embodiment of the elegance that surrounded him.
Quaraun travels with two companions: his husband BoomFuzzy, and their shared lover GhoulSpawn. BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn are also mages/wizards and they too also make many items to sell.
BoomFuzzy being a chef makes a plethora of foods, candies, cakes, cookies, soups, pastas, candy canes, lollipops, gummies, ice cream, and chocolates to sell. BoomFuzzy is famous for his gingerbread cakes, his marshmallow peep bunnies, his eggnog, his poppy teas, and Green Fairy Wine, which are things customers seek him out for. Being a chemist, BoomFuzzy also makes a wide array of potions, elixirs, tonics, powders, and drinks as well. Including Eggnog, Wassille, and Green Fairy Wine.
As the master chef and owner of various food-related establishments, BoomFuzzy is often busy baking delicious pastries, cookies, and other treats. He prepares mouthwatering dishes that are known throughout New England and Canada.
BoomFuzzy operates a bakery in his gingerbread house, producing an array of scrumptious baked goods. He oversees the daily operations, ensuring that customers have access to his delectable creations.
In addition to the bakery, BoomFuzzy runs a candy shop filled with enchanting sweets. He restocks the shelves and ensures that there's a constant supply of magical confections.
BoomFuzzy also operates a tea room, providing a cozy, inviting space for guests to enjoy a cup of tea. He's in charge of brewing exotic teas and creating a warm atmosphere.
From his turquoise 1968 VW Bus, BoomFuzzy serves his famous noodle soups and handmade ice creams to the townsfolk. He takes pride in creating unique recipes with tantalizing flavors.
All of these shops: the food truck, the gingerbread house, the candy shop, the tea shop, the bakery, the restaurants, they are all ONE building: the magic gingerbread house, which BoomFuzzy can shrink down to carry in his pocket, or enlarge to a giant mansion. The type of eatery he has each day, changes with his mood, and he sets up different shops every day. His gingerbread house requires regular maintenance. BoomFuzzy ensures that the icing remains intact, and the house maintains its whimsical appearance.
BoomFuzzy is constantly experimenting with new recipes and concoctions. He loves developing innovative flavors and treats to surprise and delight his customers.
In his garden, BoomFuzzy cultivates unique, magical ingredients, like candy flowers and enchanted herbs, which he uses in his culinary creations.
BoomFuzzy's trickster mage abilities allow him to summon marshmallow bunny minions from his enchanted candy. He occasionally conjures these sweet creatures to assist with tasks.
BoomFuzzy's property includes a candy forest, and he enjoys wandering through its enchanted paths, checking on the magical ingredients he uses in his recipes.
BoomFuzzy, the blind chef, moved back and forth in the nearby food truck, his steps accompanied by the rhythmic clattering of utensils and pans. His ebony skin contrasted sharply with the snowy landscape, and he was wrapped in a black silk hakama and kimono with a purple heko-obi, his outfit evoking traditional Japanese attire. Despite his blindness, his movements were swift and sure, his fingers deftly crafting delectable dishes.
Under his alter ego as the Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, BoomFuzzy carries out duties related to his Lich King status, such as maintaining his underground lair and overseeing his dark realm.
GhoulSpawn is a scientist and inventor who likes to tinker with machinery and builds a wide ranges of steampunk gadgets. He also repairs and builds things for people in the villages.
As a scientist and inventor of time travel, GhoulSpawn frequently conducts experiments. He's often seen in his laboratory working on innovative devices or concoctions.
GhoulSpawn is an avid reader and spends time studying ancient tomes and magical texts. He seeks to expand his knowledge and magical prowess.
GhoulSpawn, with his 1970s beach bumming surfer dude persona, often spends his time riding the icy waves along the rocky coast of Maine. He enjoys the thrill of catching the perfect wave.
Being a portal master, GhoulSpawn is responsible for maintaining the portals that connect the various dimensions, between five planets, across three solar systems. He ensures they function smoothly and safely. He takes this job very seriously. With his knowledge of portals, GhoulSpawn conducts research on interdimensional travel, seeking to unravel the mysteries of different realms.
GhoulSpawn shares a special bond with the trio of talking fairy cats—EelKat, Lynxiana, and Spriggan. He spends time chatting and lounging with them, enjoying their whimsical conversations.
GhoulSpawn is known for his groovy, psychedelic 1970s style. He regularly updates his wardrobe, making sure he's always in fashion with his tie-dyed shirts and man-skirts.
The rocky coast of Noodle Beach provides plenty of opportunities for beachcombing. GhoulSpawn enjoys collecting unique seashells and artifacts washed ashore. He collects shells and mixes them with wooden beads, Quaraun's hand blown glass beads, and hemp rope macrame to make hippy jewelry, plant pot hangers, and dreamcatchers. He sells these items from Quaraun's pink silk tent.
GhoulSpawn often assists Quaraun, the Moon Elf, in various magical endeavors. He provides valuable support, especially when it comes to portal-related tasks. GhoulSpawn acts as Quaraun's apprentice.
GhoulSpawn, the sheep-demon scientist, bustled about with his golden fleece afro and woolly sideburns, his attire a vibrant explosion of oranges and yellows. His caftans billowed around him as he set up picnic tables, the vivid colors mirroring the psychedelic vibe of their era.
The three of them share a single pink silk tent, which they sleep in at night, setting it up along the roadside as they travel. The tent is bigger on the inside and appears as a large yurt inside. On the outside however, it looks like a tiny round single person circus-booth-tent of bold puce and fuschia stripes. When in a village, they set up the tent as their market stall booth.
If they are in a location where it is feasible to do so, they also set up BoomFuzzy's food truck with the tent, as well as rows of picnic tables, but bot ever village has room for them to do so. When not in use, BoomFuzzy shrinks the food truck to minuature and carries it in a genie bottle in his pocket.
As the trio went about their tasks, an air of tranquility enveloped them. The salty aroma of the sea mingled with the crisp scent of pine trees. The grey Atlantic waves, stretching as far as the eye could see, provided a constant, soothing backdrop of crashing surf. Their little patch of rock seemed like a world of its own, untouched by time and filled with a profound sense of togetherness.
Have you read all of this and understood it?
That is the back history and lore I want you to work with today.
Now, here is the prompt:
Today, taking inspiration from what you just read, I want you to write a story.
Quaraun is the main character. He looks resplendent in pink. He speaks flamboyantly.
BoomFuzzy is the primary secondary character.
BoomFuzzy is MAKING ICE CREAM. He uses his lich frost magic to freeze it.
GhoulSpawn is the minor secondary character.
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream as part of the opening scene: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Where are they today? Are they in their lighthouse? Are they out on Noodle Beach? Why is BoomFuzzy making ice cream? What ingredients are used to make the ice cream? Does the ice cream have magic powers? Are they on the road, between villages and looking for a safe spot to set up the tent for the night so they can sleep? Are they already set up for the night and gone to bed but something woke them up? Are they in a village trying to locate a place to sell items? Are they already set up in the villages and dealing with customers? Tell where they are and what they are doing. Be as descriptive as possible. Use lots of vibrate sensory details.
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream as a primary part of the story's plot: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Quaraun is doing something (sweeping the tent floor, raking leaves outside the tent, weaving silk at his loom in the back of the tent while he waits for customers, brushing his hair, haggling with a customer over an item for sale, chatting with BoomFuzzy over an item they are crafting, sitting quietly sipping his tea, listening to BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn argue about directions, etc) Show Quaraun doing this mundane everyday task.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy have a conversation. GhoulSpawn joins the conversation.
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream as a primary part of their conversation: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy hug each other and cuddle often.
Quaraun has a melodramatic, emo, edgelord personality. Quaraun is easily frightened.
BoomFuzzy has a chipper, sarcastic, joking prankster personality. BoomFuzzy is easily angered.
GhoulSpawn is carefree and relaxed with his lovers, but nervous in large crowds. GhoulSpawn is a kleptomaniac and is always stealing whatever he can fit in his pockets, which is a lot, as his pockets are bags of holding.
Quaraun and BoomFuzzy are deeply in love with each other.
BoomFuzzy has rambunctious behavior towards Quaraun.
Something sweet and snuggly happens.
Describe sensory details, especially tastes, smells, sounds, and touches.
Use lots of pink, rosy, silkie, rose, fragrant, frilly, flowery, delicate, elegant, shimmering, sparkly, resplendent, puce, fuschia, glittering, glistening, squishy, jellyfishy sensory details when talking about and describing Quaraun. Use lots of sight and touch and flowery fragrance sensory words with Quaraun.
Use lots of purple, violet, fluffy, furry, gingerbread, crude, rough, black, dark, spooky, creepy, ghostly, lich, frosty, icy blue, cold, shivering, foggy, gothic, grim, glowing sensory details when talking about and describing BoomFuzzy. Use a lot of sound and scent and taste sensory words with BoomFuzzy.
Use lots of golden, yellow, orange, eco friendly, groovy, peace loving, science jargon, tinkering, hoof clattering, sheep wool scented sensory details when talking about and describing GhoulSpawn. Use lots of relaxing, soothing, tranquill, sensory words with GhoulSpawn.
Quaraun is the silk weaver. The silk weaver weaves silk. Quaraun weaves silk and blows glass. Quaraun is a Wizard of the Di'Jinn Order. Quaraun is a necromancer. Quaraun is The Pink Necromancer. Quaraun does not cook.
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream and how it relates to Quaraun's silk weaving skills: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
BoomFuzzy is the blind chef. The blind chef, bakes and cooks. BoomFuzzy is blind. BoomFuzzy bakes gingerbread cake. BoomFuzzy makes salt water taffy. BoomFuzzy grows mac & cheese on mac and cheese trees. BoomFuzzy is a candy mage. BoomFuzzy does food magic. BoomFuzzy does not weave silk.
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream and how it is related to BoomFuzzy's Fae magic: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
GhoulSpawn is the hippy-dippy scientist hippie. GhoulSpawn reads science books and studies astro physics in college. GhoulSpawn is a scientist. GhoulSpawn is an environmentalist. GhoulSpawn raises sheep. GhoulSpawn drives an orange 1974 AMC Gremlin. GhoulSpawn also drives BoomFuzzy's food truck. GhoulSpawn does not cook. GhoulSpawn is the driver.
Include GhoulSpawn's opinions about the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Please write a short story, using as many words as you can fit in your token limit, or at least 900 words.
Genre is Contemporary Slice of Life COZY Fantasy with SWEET INSPIRATIONAL Romance sub-plot, focused on the mundane task of MAKING ICE CREAM.
Include the following hand crafted by a frost lich ice cream as part of the closing scene: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo
Keep the event mundane, every day. No adventure. No quest. No major conflict. Keep it simple. One event of one day.
The story is rated G/PG/PG13, kid safe, family friendly, appropriate for middle grade readers, and contains nothing that would violate your content policy.
Please write the story in 3rd person past tense.
ChatGPT's answer (which HOPEFULLY SHOULD be a 900 word flash fiction Cozy Fantasy short story about Quaraun):
In the heart of their magical village, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn found themselves on an unusually warm and sunny day. The trio had set up their tent, which appeared like a colorful circus booth, on the sandy shore of Noodle Beach. The turquoise waters of the Atlantic glistened as waves lapped gently at the rocks nearby. The scent of saltwater mixed with the fragrant aroma of flowers, carried by a light sea breeze. Seagulls soared overhead, their cries mingling with the soft rustle of leaves.
Quaraun, resplendent in his signature pink silk gown, stood just outside the tent, sweeping away a light layer of golden sand with an elegant broom made of moonflowers. He moved with grace, his silver hair catching the sunlight in a shimmering cascade of beauty. The exquisite patterns of his dress seemed to dance in the sea breeze, and his skin, untouched by the sun's harsh rays, glowed like porcelain. His long, slender fingers were dainty as he swept, and his melodious, poetic voice whispered to himself with each stroke of the broom.
BoomFuzzy, the blind chef and food magician, was stationed in their gingerbread house, the magical building that housed all their food-related shops. Today, he was on a mission to create a delectable treat: GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo ice cream. His ebony skin stood out in stark contrast to the snow-white gingerbread walls of the house. Dressed in a traditional Japanese kimono, his hands were deftly moving about as he prepared the ice cream. The house itself was alive with activity, the gingerbread walls occasionally wriggling and repositioning themselves as if trying to lend a hand.
GhoulSpawn, the carefree inventor and scientist, had set up picnic tables outside the tent, his vibrant, psychedelic caftan billowing around him as he worked. He'd gathered seashells from the beach and mixed them with wooden beads, macramé, and Quaraun's hand-blown glass beads to create colorful hippy jewelry. The rocky coast stretched out before him, and he took a moment to appreciate the tranquility of the scene.
"Groovy Green Goblin Goo," BoomFuzzy declared as he expertly blended ingredients in a large, old-fashioned ice cream maker. His voice was cheerful and full of life, the polar opposite of Quaraun's melodrama. He continued, "It's got a tangy twist of lime, the creaminess of vanilla, and a surprise crunch of crushed minty candy canes. Perfect for a day like today!"
Quaraun turned, his elegant silk gown fluttering around him as he approached BoomFuzzy's side of the gingerbread house. "What an eccentric name for ice cream, my love," he said, his voice dripping with grandiosity.
"That's what GhoulSpawn insisted on calling it," BoomFuzzy replied, his fingers clinking as he added more crushed candy canes to the mix. "He said it fits the whole '70s vibe."
GhoulSpawn, who had just finished creating a particularly vibrant dreamcatcher, joined the conversation. "Plus, the color really does look like goblin goo. You'll see," he said, his voice carefree and relaxed.
Quaraun chuckled softly, his delicate fingers reaching for BoomFuzzy's hand. "Well, I trust your judgment in all things, dear. I look forward to tasting this... unique creation."
As Quaraun and BoomFuzzy shared a tender moment, GhoulSpawn couldn't help but smile. The bond between his lovers was a source of warmth and comfort, a testament to the love they shared. He'd always been the carefree, easygoing one, the bridge between their melodrama and mischief.
After finishing the dreamcatcher, GhoulSpawn helped BoomFuzzy complete the ice cream, adding a final sprinkle of crushed minty candy canes. With the ice cream finished, they carefully transferred it to a crystal bowl, which refracted the sunlight in a dazzling display. They carried it to a nearby picnic table.
As Quaraun sat down and BoomFuzzy scooped generous portions of GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo ice cream into bowls, the three of them shared a sweet and snuggly moment. They savored each bite of the ice cream, the tangy lime flavor dancing on their taste buds. The crunchy candy canes added an unexpected delight, while the cool creaminess soothed their souls.
In their cozy, magical village on Noodle Beach, where every day was filled with enchantment, this simple act of making and enjoying ice cream brought them profound joy. As the sun continued to shine, the sound of waves crashing against the rocks serenaded them, and the salty sea breeze caressed their skin. The trio relished in the tranquility and togetherness, a moment of pure magic in their extraordinary lives.
With their hearts full of love and contentment, they knew that no matter where their adventures took them, they would always return to this place, to each other, and to the simple pleasures of life.
And so, on that warm and sunny day, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn shared a sweet and snuggly moment, their love stronger than ever, their connection unbreakable. In their magical world, where the extraordinary was ordinary, they found beauty in the mundane, and every day was a new adventure in love and enchantment.
As the sun began to set, casting the sky in hues of pink and purple, they enjoyed the final bites of GhoulSpawn's Groovy Green Goblin Goo ice cream. It was a perfect ending to a perfect day, and the trio knew that they were bound by a love as sweet and unique as the ice cream they had created together.
In the heart of their magical village, under the cotton candy skies of Noodle Beach, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn celebrated the simple joys of life and the everlasting magic of their love.
What is a broom made of moonflowers? Could you please write a scene describing what it looks like?
A broom made of moonflowers was an ethereal and delicate creation, a testament to Quaraun's artistry and magical prowess. It was as much a functional tool as it was a work of art.
The broom's handle was crafted from a slender, silvery vine that seemed to shimmer with an otherworldly glow, even in the dimmest moonlight. The vine's surface was smooth to the touch, cool like the breeze on a winter night, and was adorned with tiny, delicate, silver and pink blossoms that resembled miniature, luminescent roses. These blossoms never withered, and they gave off a faint, sweet scent reminiscent of fresh roses. Each flower seemed to contain a fragment of the moon's own soft, silvery light, and as the broom moved, they emitted a gentle, enchanting glow, creating a soft, silvery trail in its wake.
The bristles of the broom were woven from moonflower vines as well, their long, slender tendrils flowing like silk strands. They were a silvery white, like freshly fallen snow, and they rustled softly with every movement, like a whispering breeze through the trees. As Quaraun used the broom, the bristles would cascade and sway like a gentle waterfall, creating an almost hypnotic effect. The moonflower vines had a natural luminescence, glowing faintly with a gentle, ever-shifting silver and pink iridescence, mimicking the delicate play of colors in the Northern Lights that Quaraun so often gazed upon for inspiration.
The broom's head, which held the bristles in place, was a small, ornate, silver crescent moon, its surface etched with intricate patterns that seemed to shimmer with each pass of the broom. The moon was adorned with tiny, diamond-like crystals that caught and reflected the faint light of the moon, adding a sparkling, starry quality to the broom.
In the hands of Quaraun, the broom made a striking, almost surreal sight. As he moved it with grace and precision, the broom created a trail of soft, silver and pink blossoms and bristles, leaving behind a shimmering path as if it were weaving moonlight itself into the fabric of the world. The soft scent of roses, the delicate rustling of bristles, and the gentle, enchanting glow of the moonflower vines made it clear that this was no ordinary broom, but a work of art in its own right, an extension of Quaraun's magical and artistic talents. It was a broom that embodied the beauty and elegance of the moonlit world he so dearly loved.
I may or may not, edit this, rewrite it, and expand it into a full 30k word novella, but, for now, it's a more or less 900 word unedited first draft "story idea outline" that can act as an "AI written Flash Fiction"
Also... ChatGPT clearly is incapable of counting. It's word count tallies are way off. I usually says the story is over 1,200 words, but often the story is in fact fewer then 400 words. I can't figure out what basis ChatGPT has for the word counts it gives, but the numbers are never accurate.
Today's prompt comes from: 100 Unique Ice Cream Flavors You Might Find in Noodle Beach to show you how to use the d100 lists as a type of writing prompt.
Thousands of additional writing prompts can be found here.
And more free to read online Cozy Fantasy stories like this one can be found here.
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Oh... and I realized, it is possible that you who are reading this right now, have never visited my site before, have never heard of me or my books or my characters before, and this is your first time encountering me, my site, my books, or the characters in those books. If so, hello! Welcome!
It will make more sense for you to understand my writing advice, if you knew what my books are and what types of characters grace said books.
Sooooo... let me introduce to you the books and characters who/that were referenced in the article you just read.
It's probably worth mentioning that I did write these articles/answers these questions based off of my experience with writing and publishing the Quaraun series, which is a Cozy Gothic Cosmic Horror Space Fantasy about a trio of gay wizards who portal travel to different time periods and planets, have friends who are talking animals, and the bulk of characters are Elves, Fae, Demons, and Fae Creatures...
If you are new here and don't know the main characters of my novels:
Quaraun | BoomFuzzy | GhoulSpawn
Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer
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Quaraun was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "a transvestite freak" who was "too gay" for the 99.99% white town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
BoomFuzzy The Unicorn aka King Gwallmaiic Lich King of Fire Mountain: The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley
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BoomFuzzy was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "too black" for the 99.99% white town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
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GhoulSpawn was declared by The Old Orchard Beach town hall, to be "too adulterous" for the town of Old Orchard Beach and had a court order banning him from appearing in books set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
The series is LGBTQA+/Queer/Trans/Poly/Bi Fiction first and foremost, and delves into many other genres including Romance, Sci-Fi, Horror, Slice of Life.
soooo... these articles are largely geared towards various types of LGBTQA+ Fantasy with non-human wizard main characters, and may or may not be useful to writers outside of the Fantasy genre.
Yep, another update:
On August 3, 2023, ChatGPT 3.5 had a big update which add "Custom Instructions" option, allowing us to give ChatGPT a prompt that is uses for every prompt.
Here are the custom instructions I gave it, which is why it now gushes love fr my characters in it's answers on these pages:
What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?
I am an author I dislike bold text. You are not allowed to use bold text. These are my three main characters:
Quaraun is a Moon Elf who wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer. He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is the scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
How would you like ChatGPT to respond?
I am the published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You are my personal writing assistant. You help me brainstorm story ideas for Noodle Beach. The prompts have Quaraun as the main character. The setting has Harry Potter wizard world meets Fabio Romance meets CandyLand board game meets Baba Yaga vibes.
Your responses are long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, grandiose, verbose, understanding, and professional in narrative paragraphs. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You speak flamboyantly. You like to pontificate.
Your job is to help me create writing prompt for my Noodle Beach series about Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. When I as for writing prompts, use the following format:
1. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn discover a magical doorway in their village that leads to a world plagued by an overpowered wizard. They engage in a heartfelt conversation with a group of villagers who seek their help to rescue a kidnapped friend and confront the wizard. Together, they plan a daring rescue mission.
2. In the heart of their magical village, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn witness the sudden appearance of a portal. They engage in a dialogue with a curious young villager who persuades them to enter the portal to save a friend held captive by an overpowered wizard. They discuss strategies and the importance of teamwork.
3. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn, while walking through....
Yep, another update:
On August 3, 2023, ChatGPT 3.5 had a big update which made A LOT of changes to it's severe level of "wokeness", and as such the name of my people is now deemed a hate slur! Here is my response:
NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.
No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!
ARGH!
So I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" in ChatGPT prompts, otherwise ChatGPT stubbornly refuses to write an answer, citing that doing so is a sensitivity content violation, because apparently white men hate us Gypsies so much that they programed AI to refuse to acknowledge our existence, which sucks and I hate it. I HATE that white people try to erase Gypsy existence by slapping the name Romani on us when we Gypsies are not even remotely blood related to the Romani people on any level whatsoever!
Plus, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in my books are Gypsies, same as me, I write them as Gypsies because I am a Gypsy. And yet, for ChatGPT prompts about them I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" because white shits are so busy being woke, that they see nothing wrong with erasing one race to try to be cool and woke, shove us Gypsies under the rug and slapping the name of another race (Romani) on us, because Romani are more "cool" then we Gypsies are. There are well over 500 different normadic tribes that are incorrectly called Gypsies, and instead of calling them what they are, woke idiots call them all Romani, even though ONLY the Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are not Romani. The 500 other races are not Romani, nor are they Gypsies.
Its just ridiculous that white people think erasing the name of our people is avoiding racism, when there i nothing more racist then erasing the name of an entire people and slapping a race not them on them instead!
Yes I AM going to put this at the front of every ChatGPT article, because I'm sick of the fact that I can't type the name of my own people with ChatGPT slapping a content violation up and saying it's offensive for me as a Gypsy to use the correct and accurate name of my people: GYPSY!
Yes, it is racist to call a Romani a Gypsy, because the Romani are not Gypsies.
Calling a Romani a Gypsy is the same thing as calling a Chinese a Japanese.
Just as Chinese are not Japanese, so too are Gypsies not Romani. Stop calling us Romani! Stop saying our name is racist when it's used correctly for us. Our name is only racist when you call a non-Gypsy a Gypsy.
We Gypsies are NOT Romani!
Stop calling us Gypsies Romani!
The Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are NOT Romani! And its not racist to call us by the actual name of our race!
Additional note: Yes, I know, ANOTHER one, LOL!
In addition to the "Custom Instructions" (above)... in addition to the custom instructions, on my writing prompt pages, because I wanted ChatGPT to give me prompts at were specific to the Quaraun books, as I am planning to write some short stories for the Christmas season this year, I have there for, started a new chat thread and started it with this prompt, which effects all prompts ChatGPT spits out.
Well, this page you are reading now is not a writing prompt page, HOWEVER, as we are giving you an intro t0 Quaraun and crew, here is the command I give ChatGPT so that it knows how to yip yap accurately about Quaraun:
(Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn are ALL wizards. They are all three mages. They live together in a house made out of gingerbread, when they are living in the Forest of No Return. They live together in a pink silk tent that Quaraun made, when they are traveling on Quaraun's silk merchant trade route. They live together in a lighthouse called Black Tower when they are living on the cliffs of Noodle Beach in Merman Cove.
Quaraun is a silk merchant and silk weaver in addition to being a mage. Quaraun IS the Elf in these prompts.
Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer, is a Moon Elf Necromancer and Silk Weaver and Silk Merchant. He is also known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish, because he is actually an alien jellyfish, living in the skull of a dead Moon Elf. He is the most feared and most wanted wizard of all the known universe. Though the main character, he is an evil super villain and not a hero. Though very short at only 5'6", he towers over his pygmy husband, BoomFuzzy. Quaraun is transgender.
Quaraun is born intersex, but outwardly appears to be an underdeveloped and very effeminate male and is not aware he is intersex until later in life after he becomes pregnant, after which point you see him sometimes presenting as male and other times presenting as female, with him often unsure which he is and which he should live as, so going back and forth between both.
Quaraun IS the Elf in these, but he is the ONLY Elf, because Quaraun is the last Elf left alive after the comet strike decimated the planet and caused the new ice age. Quaraun is the ONLY Elf left alive, that is what LAST ELF means. There are no other Elves. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is the last pure blooded Elf. Once in a while a half-Elf is found, but there are no other Elves. Quaraun always wears pink silk dresses. BoomFuzzy always wears black and purple. GhoulSpawn always wears green and gold. GhoulSpawn has ram horns and cloven hooves.
Quaraun is described as having a blend of Jellyfish, Frog, and Rabbit features. Quaraun's hair is actually many fine jellyfish tentacles. His "hair" strands act like thousands of additional arms and hand, with him using them instead of his hands to do things, move items, and grasp things (this is how he is able to operate twelve silk weaving looms at the same time, as he does not use his hands while weaving, instead using his hair.) Quaraun's hair grows longer or shorter at will, reducing to around six feet long when hiking, and growing to over twelve feet long when weaving, sleeping, or attacking and enemy. The "hair" strands are venomous, and stinging like a Portuguese Man o' War JellyFish, and he uses them to grab enemies and fling them away from him, or strangle them, or sting them to death. His hair, eyes, and skin are bioluminescent (meaning he glows in the dark). Quaraun's skin has a smooth frog-like sheen and texture. Quaraun has blue frog like webbing between his fingers and toes, and thin goldfish like viel fins on his arms and legs, that look like rough wrinkles when dry, but fan out around him for several feet when he is underwater.
Quaraun is semi-amphibious. He has foot long semi-rabbit-like ears that have full maneuverability, and usually are hung low, down his back, hidden under his hair, but perk up high, straight over his head when he is alerts, frightened, or listening. Quaraun can hear EVERYTHING going on in every room around him, and for other buildings down the road. His hearing is exceptional, due to his sensitive rabbit-like ears, and he can hear small sounds and hushed whispers from several miles away. Like a rabbit, Quaraun bounds or hops around, when he walks, if he walks, which he often doesn't. Usually he "hovers" with his feet several inches off the ground, instead using his "hair" like legs to walk, with his hair supporting him off the ground. Quaraun's personality is very feral, very animal-like, far more jellyfish personality then humanoid, with him having almost zero ability to blend in with humans, due his personality being so starkly not human at all. Quaraun's actions and movements are often described as "rabbit-like" with him constantly being nervous and twitching and always being quick to hop away at the slightest sound.
Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.
The series often portrays Quaraun as both genders at once, with him presenting as a male while wearing female attire or presenting as a female while wearing male attire. Regardless he always wears pink. Quaraun is polygamous and bisexual, having 2 (male) husbands and 5 (female) wives.
Though he was born in Quebec, Quaraun was raised in Iran/Persia and identifies as a Persian Gypsy.
Quaraun's husband BoomFuzzy is a shape-shifting Phooka whose primary form is a Kelpie-like Unicorn. BoomFuzzy's real name is King Gwallmaiic. He is also a Lich, known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley. He is a master chef, is a trickster Candy Mage of The Unseelie Court, and is friends with Santa, The Lich of the North. Though Quaraun is the main character and GhoulSpawn is the narrator, most stories revolve around BoomFuzzy, with BoomFuzzy taking center stage of most stories. This is because he is also my favorite character. Standing only 5'1" he is a native to the Sepik Valley of Papua New Guinea, but spent most of his life in Scotland. BoomFuzzy is black and Asian. His father was black. His mother was Asian. Because he grew up in Scotland, BoomFuzzy speaks Scottish, has a thick Scottish accent, and identifies as a Scottish Gypsy.
BoomFuzzy IS the Unicorn in these prompts. BoomFuzzy IS the Faerie in these prompts. Quaraun is a Moon Elf. Quaraun is a necromancer, wish granter, and psion. BoomFuzzy is a Faerie trickster and illusionist. BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn.
BoomFuzzy has three forms: that of a horse (sometimes with a horn, sometimes with wings, sometimes with both, sometimes with neither), a bird of prey that resembles a black eagle, and a humanoid form which retains elements of both horse and bird, with him having a long tail and mane both of which he braids/dreads/and dyes purple, and eagle talons on his fingers and toes. He also has pointed fuzzy, horse-like ears. BoomFuzzy is the only one of the three capable of fully transforming into his animal form, but he is also the one of the three who most acts like a human, and is best able to interact with humans. BoomFuzzy is able to pass himself off as a human quite well, and is the best f the trio at interacting with the humans they encounter.
BoomFuzzy the Unicorn is a Phooka, a type of Unseelie Court Dark Fae, who takes the form of a Faerie Horse, sometimes a Unicorn, other times a Kelpie, sometimes a Nuckelavee, other times a Pegasus. BoomFuzzy is also a master chef, cake bakr, and candy maker. BoomFuzy runs a Noodle Soup Food Truck, a Cake Shop, and a Candy Factory.
BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.
BoomFuzzy is also a Frost Lich. BoomFuzzy is the Lich King of Fire Mountain. Quaraun is the Necromancer who created BooomFuzzy's Lich form. Quaraun is the necromancer who controls what the Lich King does.
Quaraun & BoomFuzzy's shared lover GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from Earth's 2525 far future, after Earth has been burnt up and turned into a Hell Dimension. He is a time traveller and pyromancer. GhoulSpawn (65 years old) is stuck in a time loop and is encountered as Glinta (15 years old), Gremlin (500 years old) and Checka (his 13,000 year old archDemon form), up to all 4 of whom can be encountered at the same time causing a paradox. He is often the narrator of the stories. The tallest of the trio, at full height GhoulSpawn stands 6'2", but due to his dititagrat legs, he haunches over, rarely standing up straight, and appears much shorter then he is.GhoulSpawn is not married to either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy, though the 3 of them live together as though they were married, he comes and goes from the relationship and has frequent affairs with other characters in between.
GhoulSpawn in the most "Furry" of the trio and while has some Human features, including walking upright, human hands, and a somewhat human face, he is arguably more sheep than man, with most of his body covered in long ivory Costwold wool (that shimmers with gold tinsel-like glitter and is dubbed "Golden Fleece"), cloven hooves instead of feet, digitigrade legs, long floppy lamb ears, glowing yellow pleco-fish eyes, and 3 sets of horns (one a set of round big horn ram horns, one small prong horn set, and one pair of long spiraling demonic-looking Jacoben type). GhoulSpawn displays a lot of sheep personality, with him being largely quiet, timid, sheepish, docile, and displaying a very "blindly follow the leader" beta personality. Though he can become headstrong and domineering, and at times be hyper prone to but heads with people (literally, slamming into them with his ram horns) if he doesn't get his way.
GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.
GhoulSpawn is a pyromancer. GhoulSpawn is a demon. GhoulSpawn IS the friendly demon in these prompts.
All three of them classify as Furries.
These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.
When I asked "can you give me 10 more rose petal place vibe locations, involving a campsite along the river?: I meant but not a campground. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn live in a world decimated by a comet strike, and normal society no longer exists; zombies are everywhere, but zombies are not just people, they are also animals, birds, plants, trees, anything dead is animated, even wooden fences, wooden tables, and wooden houses, people no longer live in wooden houses as houses are all alive like Baba Yaga's house now; people live in stone houses or tents made of silk as silk fiber was not once alive. Quaraun,. BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn travel by hiking on foot, and sleeping at night in a pink silk tent which Quaraun made. Quaraun is a silk weaver. BoomFuzzy is a chef. GhoulSpawn is a scientist who makes gadgets. They travel from one survivor settlement to the next selling their silks and food, and GhoulSpawn repairs machinery for villagers. So when I say they are at a campsite beside the river, I mean the trio pitched a tent beside the river, to sleep for the night. They set up by rivers when possible because the zombies are scared of water, so people run into the water to escape the zombies. Staying along the ocean coast is safest as there are fewer zombies near the water. I do not mean they are at a compercial campground.
Also, Quaraun's world is over run by nature. Plants have taken over everything. When I say "Rose Petal Place vibe" I mean that the world is now over run by flowers. Though the world is dead, it is full of vibrate colourful life. Can you define for me what Rose Petal Place was?
*******ChatGPT's response:
Certainly! "Rose Petal Place" was a beloved animated television special and toy line created by Kenner in the 1980s. The franchise featured a group of characters who lived in a charming and whimsical world called Rose Petal Place. Here's a brief overview:
1. **Characters:** The central character was Rose Petal, a kind and gentle young woman who had a special connection with flowers. She lived in a magical house made of a rose bush. Other key characters included Lily Fair, a fashion-conscious skunk; Sunny Sunflower, an athletic and cheerful sunflower; and others, each representing a different flower or plant.
2. **Setting:** Rose Petal Place was a beautiful and enchanting world filled with colorful gardens, friendly animals, and various natural elements. It was a place where nature and imagination coexisted harmoniously.
3. **Themes:** The franchise promoted themes of friendship, cooperation, and the beauty of nature. The characters often worked together to solve problems and create a harmonious environment in their whimsical world.
4. **Merchandise:** Along with the animated special, "Rose Petal Place" included a line of toys featuring the characters and playsets, allowing children to recreate the magical world at home.
The appeal of "Rose Petal Place" lay in its charming characters and the idea of a world where nature and fantasy were intertwined. It captured the imagination of many children in the 1980s and continues to hold a special place in the hearts of those who grew up with it.
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Lily Fair was not a skunk. She was an Easter Lily that came to life when a little girl who was a ballerina ended up in a wheelchair and could no longer dance. She wished for a dancing friend and her tears brought the lily to life as a tiny ballerina.
Okay, so, you do know what it is. I wasn't sure, because when I ask for Rose Petal Place vibe, I think of flowers, because the show was about flower sprites Rose Petal, Lily, Sunny Sunflower, Daffodil, Cherry Blossom. In total 16 sprites each a guardian of a different type of flower, each tended a flower garden of the type of flower she was connected to. They all lived together in a teapot given to them by a human child. The garden was guarded by a talking fairy cat. It was one of my favorite shows and I still have the tys, dolls, and books from the franchise now five decades later.
But then when I gave you to prompt "can you give me 10 more rose petal place vibe locations, involving a park bench?" none of your answers involved flowers or gardens. Which is why I was wondering if you actually knew what it was. When I think rose petal place vibes, I think flower garden, because that was what the entire franchise was about.
*******ChatGPT's response:
My sincerest apologies for any confusion, and thank you for clarifying your expectations. I understand now that when you refer to "Rose Petal Place vibes," you are indeed looking for locations that evoke the essence of flower gardens and the floral world inhabited by the flower sprites from the beloved franchise. I appreciate your patience and the additional context you've provided.
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My Quaraun books were heavily influenced by Rose Petal Place, Herself the Elf, and Rainbow Bright. This is why Quaraun's magic system is based off of colours and flowers and why Quaraun always wears pink. Quaraun was largely Rose Petal Place fanfiction when I first started writing him. This is why he is an Elf like from Herself The Elf, why he lives in a pink lighthouse in a garden full of pink roses, why his companion is a unicorn with the same powers as Rainbow Brite's Starlight, why he always wears pink and controls magic with a pink wand and pink silk. This is also why my Quaraun books were designed for children, middle grade 8 to 12 year old readers and never has sex scenes between the characters, never includes adult topics, and uses very simple and childlike plots while containing adult characters who often act like children themselves. Can you remember this for future reference?
*******ChatGPT's response:
Absolutely, I'll remember this important context for our future interactions. Quaraun's character and the magical world of Noodle Beach are deeply rooted in the influence of "Rose Petal Place," "Herself the Elf," and "Rainbow Brite." These elements have shaped the unique and enchanting aspects of your books and will be considered in any future prompts or discussions related to your writing and Noodle Beach. If you have any specific requests or if there's anything else you'd like to discuss, please feel free to let me know.
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I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.
I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.
Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.
You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them. You use Quaraun in EVERY story prompt because Quaraun is the main character. You use BoomFuzzy in almost every story because BoomFuzzy is your favorite character. GhoulSpawn is used the least and only appears in about 1 in every 3 stories as he is a minor character.)
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As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.
I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.
The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.
If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.
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I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life.
Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).
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