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Helping Authors Write Weird, Bizarre, Absurd, Psychedelic Horror-Fantasy Since 1996!
(We've Moved & Changed URLs; Space Dock 13 is now EelKat.com)
(We are also novel-writing-tips.com, a-pink-unicorn.com, & of course are still SpaceDock13.com)
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Want To Meet EelKat and
The Dazzling Razzberry (Autism Awareness Car)
in Person?
This Year's CosPlay: Avallac'h
I'm livestreaming making this costume. If you want to see it being made, check out my Avallac'h Costume Making Vlogs on YouTube!
https://www.youtube.com/user/EelKat
See You There!
Who is Avallac'h?
This is Avallac'h
(Note, this character comes from an "adult entertainment" video game Witcher 3 Wild Hunt, that features drug use, drinking, nudity, grizzly-gory violence, rape, physical and sexual abuse of women, and a lot of on screen sex. You must be 18 or older to buy the game. Assume all videos and pages featuring Avallac'h are NSFW. Avallac'h is an evil psionic Elf sorcerer. This guy's excessively violent, a major pervert, a drug addict, kidnapper, murderer, rapist, a sadistic abusive womanizer, and a viciously violent radical religion crazed extremist. You've been warned.)
FAQs:
Yes, you can take pictures.
You don't have to ask to take pictures of the car,
but please ask first before taking pictures of me.
Thank you!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
PortCon is the ONLY convention I will be at in 2018!
I will be at several small scale events at libraries, etc, throughout Maine, but PortCon is the ONLY convention.
I have been CosPlaying since 1987, 2018 is my 31st year as a CosPlayer. In that time I've done 200+ costumes and usually am seen at as many as 12 events each summer. I know, you usually expect to see me at lots of events throughout the year, however, I've been doing this for 31 years now, and both my age and my health are preventing me from being very active of late.
I have arthritis, hip dysplasia, Parkinson's Disease, Autism (Kanner's Syndrome), PTSD, have 3 ruptured discs in my spine, am blind in one eye and fast going blind in my other eye, am deaf in one ear and can not hear well in the other, and since being attacked by a stalker who left me paralyzed for 5 months and 18 months relearning to walk, I'm now on a cane. My health is not good of late and I am no longer able to make full season of event runs. While I have no plans to retire from CosPlaying, I will be doing far fewer events than you saw me doing in the past.
Since 2013, I've only CosPlayed disabled/crippled characters who use a cane or staff to walk, thus allowing me to incorporate my cane into the CosPlay. That is the case this year. The character Avallac'h is both elderly and crippled and that is why I picked him to CosPlay. The Avallac'h CosPlay includes a staff, which will be replacing my cane.
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE STAFF!
It is NOT a prop!
This is an ACTUAL MEDICAL GRADE staff
that I have had custom made for this costume.
I know people like to touch my extremely elaborate, over the top CosPlays, but please be aware,
I am EXTREMELY CRIPPLED and RELY HEAVILY on the cane to be able to walk.
The staff you will see with this costume is real, and I CAN NOT walk without it.
(If you didn't know I am a senior citizen, I'm not sure why, but most people tend to think I'm some 20 to 30 years younger then I actually am, but, yes, I'm old enough to be your grandmother, in fact, you're grandmother is probably younger than me. I seem to be older then most of my fans' grans these days. I does get tiring, young kids in their 30s walking up to me and saying "Gee I wish I was young like you, I'd date you." You're in your 30s, that's means you're a child to me. I was YOUR age back in the 1970s - 40 years ago.)
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2018 April/May/June Update:
As you know, most of the year I publish 2 to 3 articles a day.
However, every year during convention season, I take a break from that to go full swing CosPlay.
From early April 2018 to late June 2018, article posting schedule will be sporadic, while CosPlay Season and Convention events are going full swing.
During this time period, you can expect most, possible all new articles to be focused on costume making, CosPlay, and the characters I'm CosPlaying.
UPDATE: It's now divided into 7 pages. The primary page "Meet Avallach" is now over 20,000 words long. At this rate, it'll cross 60,000 long before the costume is finished, and that's not including the other 5 pages. The primary page has now crossed 60,000 89,000 words and counting, the whole set of Avallac'h pages are now more than 200,000 words long, and more then 500 pictures of Avallac'h and his friends have now been uploaded on these pages, plus there are now 400+ hour-long videos f the costume making process as we record live, every second of this insanely elaborate, over the top CosPlay project.
As of May 19, just 29 days to PortCon we are embroidering his blue coat in a countdown against the clock to finish in time for the event, while we pray that The Dazzling Razzberry will be re-weilded back together and drivable in time for PortCon, after it's recent vandalism by Old Orchard Beach's ever growing Ku Klux Klan problem.
There will still be daily updates, but the BULK of the daily updates will be limited to the pages linked here:
- The Avallac'h CosPlay: Who is Avallac'h?
- Obsession: Meet Avallac'h
- [NSFW] Avallac'h & His Nude Women | Witcher 3 Game Screenshots
- Historical Accuracy vs Avallac'h (to go live later this summer)
- The Avallac'h CosPlay Costume Making Vlogs (will go live AFTER finishing the costume)
- How To Make The Avallac'h CosPlay (will go live AFTER PortCon)
- How Much Did It Cost? ($800+ will run to around $3,000) Budgeting The Avallac'h CosPlay (eing written as the costume is being made, will go live after completion of the costume)
- Why do children CosPlay rapists & rape victims? & WHY Avallac'h is a M18+ character.
- PortConMaine 2018
- On Being a Handicapped CosPlayer: A Look At Events of PortConMaine 2017 That Resulted In 3 Disabled CosPlayers Getting hurt at The Convention and How These Things Could Have Been Avoided
After PortCon Update:
PortCon 2018 is over... but the making of the Avallac'h CosPlay is not. It is not possible to make a costume as detailed as I'm making in fewer then 400 hours, and only 129 hours went into the simplified first run version you saw at PortCon'18. The complete version will not be seen until PortCon'19
If you want to see this costume in person and watch it's progression onward as I continue to expand it... I'll be wearing it at the monthly Maine Association of CosPlay Enthusiasts (M.A.C.E.) events, throughout 2018 and 2019, you are welcome to join us. The list of current events can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/293470827423558/events/ This list is updated monthly, so be sure to check back often to find all the dates, locations, and details of events.
What location is this set in?
Quaraun FAQs
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What location is this set in?
It is an alternate dimension of 1400s Earth. Quaraun is from The Deep North, which is described as North of the Forest of No Return, East of the land of the Cookie Elves in Gitchigumi, and South of Santa's Village in the North Pole.
The Quaraun Series is the prequel to the Twighlight Manor Series, with Quaraun being Sir Roderic Swanzen's “unnamed” grandfather, who in the TM series was only ever refereed to as “The Grand High Emperor of The Triple Planets” along side of references to his outlandish “Liberace` pink sequined” wardrobe. The TM series is set in modern times (written in the 1970s, Liberace was still alive and the series contains many references to him, his show, and his songs that would be lost on most readers of the 21st century – Quaraun was supposed to be the Medieval equivalent to Liberace`). The Twighlight Manor being a large palace-like 500 room mansion that comes alive and eats people. Throughout the series are references to a Demonic “Diontite Horse” called “Antares” chained up in the basement and a “psychotic Ratzin whom the Chrystonites call Sunta” kept closely guarded in a third floor room of the far West Wing.
The TM series never explains the horse in the basement or the boy on the 3rd floor that never ages, who they are, or why they are held prisoner in the house. The Quaraun series is the back-story which tells who they are and how they came to be locked up in the far reaches of the Twighlight Manor.
Likewise the TM series never tells how the Twighlight Manor was built, what causes it to come to life and start eating people, and all that is really known about the origins of the house is that it was built by “The Grand High Emperor of the Triple Planets” shortly before he went on his legendary mass murdering rampage on Mount Demontooth at Oganada.
The Twighlight Manor vanished from Human sight and was not seen again until the 1970s when a mysterious yellow haired scientist, known only as The Gremlin, appeared out of no where and “woke up” the house.
The Twighlight Manor series picks up from this point and tells the story of the lives of the Swanzen family, focusing primarily on Roderic and his sons Etiole and Razz, and Etiole's son Phozeen, while also focussing on Roderic's strange Elf-like long eared uncle Dr. Vangoneese and his son AlKeeme and AlKeeme's friend the Phooka named BlackBird, grandson of King Gwallmaiic, Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, who stands guard over, Sunta, the long eared boy that never ages and wears dozens of earrings in his foot long ears all connected by chains to the ring through his nose and sits gibbering quietly to himself in a language no one can translate.
The insane boy in the attic has long been one of The Twighlight Manor series unanswered mysteries and the Quaraun series was written to tell his story.
The Quaraun series filled in the spaces, by going back in time before the Manor was built, before the world was devastated by the Battle of Ongadada, to look at the life of the infamous pink robed king who would eventually build The Twighlight Manor and then slaughter everyone living on all 3 of the solar system's inhabited planets before vanishing from public eye forever. As such the Quaraun series takes place in the exact same location as the Twighlight Manor series.
The Twighlight Manor is situated in The Twighlight Forest (which in real life is my land at 146 Portland Ave, in the Ross Forest of Old Orchard Beach, Maine.) The Forest of No Return is a haunted Faerie Forest which randomly appears out of nowhere and can be anywhere, but when not popping up around the globe, is in fact The Twighlight Forest in Maine.
The Deep North, is the Northernmost regions of Quebec near Newfoundland. In one story it is said that after the Moon Elf Village was destroyed, the Humans moved in and built a new city on top of it, which they named Kuujjuaq, Quebec. The cliffs mentioned in The Night of The Screaming Unicorn are the cliffs of the Avalon Peninsula, Newfoundland Canada. The subterranean caves that spout water are based off The Thunder Hole in Arcadia National Park in Bar Harbour, Maine.
The strange statue like stones growing from the beach, are found in The Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia. Pepper Valley and Fire Mountain are in Scotland accessed in Canada by Faerie Portals - Fingal's Cave in Scotland being one of the many portals. References to “The Gorge” are Quiche Gorge in Vermont. The Swift River is in New Hampshire while the Saco River runs from Canada trough Maine.
Backelder Brook runs through my farm in Old Orchard Beach. The Marsh is the Scarborough Marsh in Maine. The lake surrounded by swamps filled with moose is Canton Lake in Maine, while the valley of waterfalls is the Flumes of the White Mountains in New Hampshire. Pretty much every single nature feature to appear in the series is an actual place in Maine or it's surrounding areas, that you can visit in real life and in most cases I was on location of when I wrote the scenes.
The Cookie Elves of Gitchigumi are a spoof of The Keebler Elves of Lake Michigan. In the Quaraun series Santa Claus and his buddy Krumpas are evil Trickster Faerie who have kidnapped the Cookie Elves and is holding them hostage in Santa's slave labour factory in Newfoundland, where Santa is actually a Leprechaun who gives shoes to good girls and boys and feeds bad boys and girls to the blood thirsty Phooka Krumpas.
Black Tower is the Portland Headlight after an evil wizard, named HellBorne, turned it into a Lovecraftian Chaos Demon beacon. Most of the Quaraun series takes place in Maine, New Hampshire, Quebec, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, and the surrounding New England and Maritime regions; if you are from the area, you will recognize many local landscapes, landmarks, and businesses show up throughout the series. The Saco River, often mentioned in the series, is a real river that runs out of Canada and through Maine.
The Saco River Curse is a real local legend. In spite of the fact that the Quaraun Series is set the 1400's, the taverns he and Unicorn frequent most often (The Golden Rooster and Mike's) are in fact real places in Saco, Maine, though neither are taverns. The Golden Rooster is a breakfast dinner where I eat in the mornings and Pizza By Michael is a Greek pizza parlour where I eat at night. Both of these locations are where I write the majority of the stories for this series and why you see them show up in the stories so very often.
Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Quaraun Series.
The Quaraun series is a set of 2,000 short stories and 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, transvestite wizard.
Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.
These morbid novels do not have happy endings, and main character Quaraun's depression, suicidal nature, and drug use gets worse as the series progresses. If you are looking for cheerful, happy stories, these novels are not for you.
Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi, and thus many pages feature mention of suicide, drug use, cutting, depression, BDSM fetishes especially CBT, schizophrenia, ritual murder, and thus many pages are probably NSFW.
Please be aware that this site is considered an "Adult Entertainment" website and by viewing it you agree that you are over the age of 18 years old.
Reader discretion of both the Quaraun novels and the pages of this website is advised.
The Quaraun Series
 
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: First draft/sample chapters from the novels.
NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.
Answering Reader Question About The Quaraun Series:
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Behind the Scenes:
A Look At How I Write The Quaraun Series...
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The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels about a suicidal, drug addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous/polygamous, masochistic, time traveling transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, and their bloodthirsty sentient house. The Quaraun series contains heavy use of the following:
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The Quaraun series has been banned by the following:The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints aka The Mormon Church (1991) (Reason: too much sex) (Interestingly, there were no sex scenes in the series before 2014) The Arundel Christian Tabernacle, Biddeford-Arundel, Maine (2001) (Reason: evil and influenced by Satan) New Life Church, Biddeford, Maine (2003) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014) Fan-Fiction.net (2012) (Reason: Too violent) Curtis Lake Church, Sanford, Maine (2013) (Reason: Too gay for the family friendly church) (Interestingly, there were no gay characters in the series before 2014 and I added gay characters to the series BECAUSE of this false complaint) Old Orchard Beach Town Hall of the Town of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, a division of the United States of America Government (January 4, 2016 via court order)(State of Maine, Biddeford District Court: Docket #BDDC-PA-2015-00574) (Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents) NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.comto be "gross violations of civil rights".) Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban. |
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— Janneke Jobsis-Brown (@JJobsisBrown) March 1, 2018
Sample Chapters of Many of the Novels Are Available To Read Online:
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Volume 119: My Two Favorite People
Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.
Most pages on EelKat.com are about writing, publishing, marketing, and CosPlaying Dark Fantasy, Bizarro, Gorn, Monster Porn, Torture Porn, CBT, Psychedelic Literature, Weird Lovecraftian Horror, Pink Humour Satire, & BDSM Yaoi.
With this in mind, some pages may not be safe for work and are marked as: [NSFW].
Reader discretion is advised.
Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?
Book publishing hiatus: November 14, 2013 I was beaten up by a woman who claimed to be a unpublished author. I was paralyzed for 5 months and am still 4 years later relearning to use my legs & arms. While I was cripple, offline, and recovering these past 4 years, she next proceeded to hack my website and most all of my forum and social network accounts.
April 2015 she returned, filled my motorhome with 1,000s of gallons of feces/raw sewage and cut my cats heads off nailing them to my door. 10 cats are currently still missing.
October 2006 she blew up my house with a bomb, in May 2013 put a bomb in my classroom at college, November 2015 put a bomb in my department where I work at Walmart, and June 2016 put yet another bomb in WalMart. The FBI is trying to identity of this woman. More info about these terrorist attacks on my family can be found here: https://www.eelkat.com/1667Words.html
If you have any information about this woman, please contact the FBI agent in charge of the case, his contact info is on that page.
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