Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
Happy 2026!
It is our 30th anniversary here at Space Dock 13!
On the web since 1996!
You have encountered an extremely old website that continues to exist in old web ways, the same way it has done for now three decades.
In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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This site was NOT designed for mobile devices (as they had not been invented yet when I created it) thus this site looks best on a computer, at 1280x768 or above. |
This is a very old website created in 1996, so, yes, javascript is needed for the site to work as it should. If things don't function, you may need to update javascript drivers on your device |
This site tries to be mobile friendly but it's been online since 1996, so old pages may not load right on mobile devices, and as this site has had pages added near daily for 30 years there are now over 20k pages here. |
Having started out in life as a GeoCities site, this site contains glitter, bright colours, blinkies, moving gifs, and other things the old web was known for. |
Asking ChatGPT for help with the new Google Core Update Breadcrumb Requirements, for use on my author website
Asking ChatGPT for help with the new Google Core Update Breadcrumb Requirements, for use on my author website
f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:
...and after that video, you want these ones:
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 Wendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978) If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title. List of the published titles still in print: The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series What the series is about, for those new here: |
If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:
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My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.
As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.
There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.
Coming soon (Nov/Dec 2026)... patterns for my slow stitched embroidery:
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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.
There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.
I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:
- No, I do not believe in aliens. Stop contacting me to ask for alien information. If you believe in aliens, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
- No, my car is not haunted. I've debunked that rumour many times now. . Stop contacting me to ask for haunted car information. If you believe in haunted cars, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
- No, I am not connected to Stephen King. I didn't even know who he was until you idiots started contacting me asking about him. I had to look him up on Google to find out what you were even talking about! If you have questions about Stephen King, go contact him and ask him. I'm not him. I don't know him. I know nothing about him. I've never read one of his books. I've never seen one of his movies. I can't figure out why you people are even coming to me to ask about him in the first place!
- If someone told you I believe in aliens, if someone told you my car was haunted, if someone told you I was connected to Stephen King, you NEED to contact the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation and TELL HIM WHO it was who told ou, exactly WHAT it was they said, HOW they contacted you, WHERE they contacted you... because it is a KNOWN FACT that my son's murderer is the one who started all these slanderous alien, haunted car, Stephen King rumours, and the FBI is trying to catch her.
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Do you know who this woman is?
On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.
She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.
Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.
 The golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club. |
 The Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
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If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?
Video explains what else she's done ...
If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
 If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.  If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
I am sick and tired of people not giving a shit that my son was murdered!
I am sick and tired of jackasses making up rumours and lies about me and my car, calling me an alien abductee and my car haunted, just to try to cover up my son's murder!
Asking ChatGPT for help with the new Google Core Update Breadcrumb Requirements, for use on my author website
Asking ChatGPT for help with the new Google Core Update Breadcrumb Requirements, for use on my author website...
If you ever read my post "2-3 Posts a Day Is Crazy? | EelKat on Content Marketing", then you know exactly how huge this website is, WHY I get 300k to 7million page views per month, and WHY this website is not only the oldest, but also the largest and most trafficked website in the state of Maine. And you also know that, this site started out as a 2nd teir set of pages on a free hosted website in 1996, got divided up into 200+ mini free hosted sites in 2003, consolidated and migrated to WprdPress (still on a 2nd tier domain) in 2007, in 2007 I partnered with Seth Godin and was one of the coders/moderators/and content writers of Squidoo where I built 2,000 more pages just for Squidoo between 2007 and 2013, then when Squidoo went out of business, I moved all 2,000+ pages to my WordPress site immediately crashing WordPress's server, was then told by WordPress that my site was too many pages for their servers to handle as they had a 5,000 page limit to sites they could host, so, in 2013 Space Dock13 took everything from ALL of those places and migrated all of it into a single website 10k+ page hosted by SB!, where it still is to this day, now a decade later on SBI, and 28 years later on the internet in general.
And while there are well over ten thousand pages here, there is no site index, no breadcrumb tier list, and no easy way for readers to actually find any of the pages they are looking for due to the site move happened September 23, 2013 and my son was murdered November 14, 2013 only a few days later, so the only pages that got indexed were the ones indexed between September 23, 2013 and November 14, 2013, meaning more then 8k pages on this site are not listed in the site index at all.
And it is now August 6, 2023 and Google just did it's 2nd major core update of the year, which, hasn't had an effect on my site, as usual, my site is never hit by/loses rank from these Google core updates, because I don't use "black hat" SEO practices, I've never done any SEO at all.
As you have seen me say in dozens of articles every year since 1996, my method to SEO is the same as my method to fiction writing: Write-Edit-Publish-Repeat.
I write about things I know.
I edit to make it easy for readers to read.
I publish so readers can read it.
And I start over and do it again.
I do not have email, so I can't send emails, meaning I also have no newsletter, no email list, and I have never bought ads, never requested backlinks, I don't even know how to find out who if anyone even links to my site and I have no interest in finding out either, so the whole buying ads and getting backlink things SOE gurus talk about are clueless issue on me, as I don't do them and don't know how to do them.
I do NONE of the things SEO gurus recommend you do to get SEO rankings, and yet: my website ranks #1 on page 1 of Google for MORE THEN 17,000 KEYWORDS.
YES.
This website you are reading right now, ranks #1 on page 1 of Google for MORE THAN SEVENTEEN THOUSAND KEYWORDS.
And that's JUST the #1 on page 1 of Google keywords...
...Most every page ranks for 300 to 700 keywords PER PAGE...averaging 25 to 100 keywords that land on page 1 of Google and 100 to 400 keywords that land on page 2, 3, 4, and 5 of Google... AND... nearly every page on my website ranks for 500 to 1,000 keywords PER PAGE ranked lower than the top 5 pages.
...and does so without me doing one single solitary SEO practice.
How?
By doing what I am doing right now: talking to you dear reader... telling you my thoughts, giving you my opinions, and not giving a rats ass about what keywords I should use, what links I should link to, or what SEO I should strive for.
I write VERY long form content. Most pages are between 5k to 17k words long, with dozens of pages that are 40k to 75k words long, yes single pages on my website are often longer then most novels.
And Google loves it.
Google loves that I provide readers with lots of content.
Google loves that I do not care about keywords.
Google loves that I do NOT have a newsletter or email list.
Google loves that I DO NOT buy ads.
Google loves that I do NOT buy traffic.
Google loves that I do NOT seek out backlinks.
I do exactly what Google wants websites to do: write interesting articles that interested readers actually want to read.
But, I've never gotten around to indexing my pages and in spite of all the ranking love I get from Google, it frustrates me that I have no easy way to sort through all my pages... worse, it frustrates me that my readers have to rely on Google to randomly send them to a page, because readers can not scroll through a list on my site to find the page they want.
And that brings us to what I am doing today.
Google just did yet another big core update, and will it has not had a negative impact, it did get me thinking about my site's lack of an index, as Google stated in their blog post about the core update, that they will be rewarding rankings for sites with breadcrumbs.
Breadcrumbs, if you don't know, are those little links at tops of pages that look like this:
Home > Topic > Article Title.
Sme pages on my site have breadcrumbs.
Most pages on my site do not.
In order to implement breadcrumbs, I first need to create an index page for each topic of my website. I haven't done that yet, that is why there are no breadcrumbs yet.
I don't even know how many topics my site has.
I do know my site has at LEAST 17,000 topics, because it has 17k keywords which rank #1 on page 1 of Google, which is why I mentioned how many keyword it ranks for; because I just went and looked it up to find out, so that I could use those keywords to create breadcrumb pages.
Uhm... yeah... no.... I am NOT going to create seventeen thousand new index pages for my site.
Soooo... need to come up with a different plan.
Then I thought, let's ask ChatGPT for help and see what it has to say... so, let's do that.
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
Google did a big core update to their algorithm and have changed some of the recommended "best practices" for SEO ranking techniques. One of the changes this week involves the use of "breadcrumbs" JSON meta codes in the articles. They implemented breadcrumbs as a recommended practice a few years ago and I started to add breadcrumbs to my site, but never finished it, due to my website is so huge, I just did not have time to go back and edit all the old pages. And, I guess that's a good thing because now Google's new core update is saying to do it differently then they had stated a few years ago. I know how to write the SCHEMA JSON-L codes and don't need your help with that right now, but might have you help me with those later. Right now, I'm trying to figure out what are the best "breadcrumb tags" to use for my site. It's an author website, started in 1996 and I add 2 or 3 or more articles and blog posts daily, and as it is almost thirty years old, it now has well over ten thousand pages, articles, and blog posts, on the topics of writing novels, writing short stories, writing novellas, self publishing, marketing books, general author life updates, character creation, world building, and other similar topics. In order to create a proper breadcrumb system for my site index, under the new rules of Google's core update this week, I now need to create a "breadcrumb page index" for each topic of my site and link the on topic pages back to that breadcrumb page, then make a new site index that lists the breadcrumb pages by topic, so Google's robots can crawl the breadcrumb "topic pages" to find the linked to tier 2 and tier 3 pages.
So, here's what I want you to do. I need a list of possible topic pages for my website. Can you give me a list of 52 "topic titles", each 1 to 5 words long, that will likely be the best topics to match my site, for me to index my pages into?
ChatGPT's Answer:
Sure, here's a list of 52 possible topic titles for your website's breadcrumb pages, each 1 to 5 words long:
1. Writing Novels
2. Short Story Tips
3. Novella Writing
4. Self-Publishing
5. Book Marketing
6. Author Updates
7. Character Creation
8. World Building
9. Writing Techniques
10. Plot Development
11. Genre Exploration
12. Story Arcs
13. Editing Tips
14. Publishing Process
15. Author Interviews
16. Book Reviews
17. Writing Prompts
18. Writing Inspiration
19. Author Productivity
20. Self-Editing
21. Writing Tools
22. Story Structure
23. Book Formatting
24. Author Branding
25. Cover Design
26. Author Websites
27. Book Launches
28. Author Social Media
29. Book Distribution
30. Building Readership
31. Writing Collaborations
32. Writer's Block
33. Writing Retreats
34. Book Signings
35. Ebook Publishing
36. Author Networking
37. Book Pricing
38. Writing Contests
39. Book Awards
40. Author Mindset
41. Writing Communities
42. Author Income
43. Book Trailers
44. Literary Agents
45. Character Development
46. Worldbuilding Techniques
47. Storytelling Tips
48. Manuscript Submission
49. Plot Twists
50. Writing Craft Books
51. Author Education
52. Writing Career Strategies
You can use these topics as the basis for creating your breadcrumb page index and linking relevant on-topic pages back to the corresponding breadcrumb pages. Remember to structure the breadcrumb pages with relevant information and links to related pages in each category. Good luck with your website's updates!
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
Thank you! This is very helpful.
You know what? As my site is so huge, I may need a hundred or more topic pages. Can you give me another list like this one, this time focus on various topic related to the Fantasy genre.
ChatGPT's Answer:
Of course! Here's a list of 52 possible topic titles related to the Fantasy genre for your website's breadcrumb pages:
1. High Fantasy Worldbuilding
2. Epic Quests
3. Magic Systems
4. Mythical Creatures
5. Hero's Journey
6. Sword and Sorcery
7. Fantasy Maps
8. Fantasy Character Archetypes
9. Magical Artifacts
10. Fantasy Races
11. Fantasy Writing Prompts
12. Urban Fantasy
13. Portal Fantasy
14. Steampunk Fantasy
15. Dark Fantasy
16. Fairytale Retellings
17. Enchanting Lands
18. Dragons and Wyverns
19. Legendary Heroes
20. Heroines of Fantasy
21. Mythical Gods and Goddesses
22. Ancient Prophecies
23. Wizard Schools
24. Time Travel in Fantasy
25. Magical Realms
26. Quest for the Chosen One
27. Epic Battles
28. Divine Beings
29. Fantasy Creatures' Ecology
30. Alchemy and Potions
31. Quest for Immortality
32. Elemental Magic
33. Dragonslaying Adventures
34. Heroic Steeds
35. Quest for Lost Artifacts
36. Fantasy Kingdoms
37. Curses and Cursed Objects
38. Quest for the Throne
39. Sorcerers and Sorceresses
40. Chosen Ones in Fantasy
41. Legendary Swords
42. Quest for Balance
43. Quest for Redemption
44. Fantasy Inns and Taverns
45. Magical Forests
46. Relics of Power
47. Dark Lords and Villains
48. Tales of Enchantment
49. Ancient Tomes and Spells
50. Magical Creatures' Conservation
51. Fantasy Music and Songs
52. Quest for Identity
Feel free to use these topic titles as a starting point for your Fantasy genre-related breadcrumb pages. Remember to tailor the content on each page to cover relevant sub-topics and link back to the related pages on your website. Happy organizing!
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
Thank you! This is very helpful.
Can you give me another list like this one, this time focus on various topics related to self-publishing?
ChatGPT's Answer:
Certainly! Here's a list of 52 possible topic titles related to self-publishing for your website's breadcrumb pages:
1. Self-Publishing Basics
2. Ebook Formatting
3. Print-On-Demand
4. Cover Design Tips
5. Book Distribution
6. Publishing Platforms
7. Marketing Strategies
8. Author Branding
9. Building a Fanbase
10. Social Media Promotion
11. Author Websites
12. Email Marketing
13. Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing (KDP)
14. Book Pricing Strategies
15. Book Launch Planning
16. Author Networking
17. Authorpreneurship
18. Crafting Book Blurbs
19. Writing Compelling Titles
20. Book Reviews and Testimonials
21. Preparing Manuscripts for Publishing
22. Book Metadata Optimization
23. Author Central Profiles
24. eBook Conversion Tools
25. Copyright and Legal Matters
26. Self-Publishing Budgeting
27. Formatting for Print
28. ISBNs and Barcodes
29. Publishing Contracts
30. Collaborative Publishing
31. Audio Book Production
32. Global Publishing
33. Targeting Niche Markets
34. Crafting Effective Book Descriptions
35. Blogging for Authors
36. Book Signing Events
37. Library Outreach
38. Virtual Book Tours
39. Cross-Promotion Strategies
40. Author Interviews and Podcasts
41. Author Conferences and Workshops
42. eBook Pricing Strategies
43. Creating Author Merchandise
44. Reader Engagement Tactics
45. Reader Reviews and Feedback
46. Book Cover Rebranding
47. Choosing Pen Names
48. Translating Books for International Markets
49. Self-Publishing Success Stories
50. Dealing with Negative Feedback
51. Analytics and Data Tracking
52. Adapting to Publishing Trends
Feel free to adapt and expand upon these topic titles to create comprehensive breadcrumb pages related to self-publishing. These pages can serve as valuable resources for authors looking to navigate the world of self-publishing successfully.
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
Thank you! This is very helpful.
Can you give me another list like this one, this time focus on various topics related to writing and how to write short stories and novellas.
ChatGPT's Answer:
Certainly! Here's a list of 52 possible topic titles related to writing short stories and novellas for your website's breadcrumb pages:
1. Short Story Basics
2. Novella Writing Techniques
3. Crafting Memorable Characters
4. Plotting Short Fiction
5. Developing Compelling Premises
6. Creating Strong Beginnings
7. Effective Dialogue Writing
8. Character Arcs in Short Works
9. Building Tension and Conflict
10. Pacing in Short Narratives
11. Flash Fiction Tips
12. Writing Emotionally Resonant Scenes
13. Twist Endings
14. Exploring Themes in Short Form
15. Novella Plot Structures
16. Writing Subtext in Short Stories
17. Point of View Choices
18. Exploring Settings in Limited Space
19. Balancing Action and Reflection
20. Concise Descriptive Language
21. Symbolism in Short Works
22. Voice and Tone in Novellas
23. Creating Compelling Hooks
24. Character Relationships in Short Fiction
25. Resolving Conflicts in Limited Pages
26. Experimenting with Form and Style
27. Writing Effective Flashbacks
28. Using Foreshadowing
29. Writing Compelling Endings
30. Emotional Impact in Novellas
31. Microfiction Techniques
32. Economy of Words
33. Writing Brevity with Depth
34. Novella Themes and Motifs
35. Subtle Characterization in Short Works
36. Embracing Constraints for Creativity
37. Intertextuality in Short Fiction
38. Time Manipulation in Novellas
39. Dual Timelines in Short Stories
40. Crafting Suspense in Limited Space
41. Creating Relatable Protagonists
42. Expanding Concepts for Novellas
43. Writing Dynamic Conflicts
44. Vivid Imagery in Short Works
45. Juggling Multiple Plot Threads
46. Symbolic Resonance in Novellas
47. Using Repetition for Impact
48. Psychological Realism in Short Stories
49. Emotionally Satisfying Endings
50. Exploring Ethical Dilemmas
51. Novella Character Journeys
52. Fusing Genre Elements in Short Works
These topic titles can provide a comprehensive guide for writers looking to enhance their skills in crafting impactful short stories and novellas. Customize the content on each breadcrumb page to cover various aspects of writing in these formats.
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
Thank you! This is very helpful.
Can you give me another list like this one, this time focus on various topics related to character creation and how to write various types of characters.
ChatGPT's Answer:
You're welcome! Here's a list of 52 possible topic titles related to character creation and writing various types of characters for your website's breadcrumb pages:
1. Building Complex Characters
2. Creating Believable Protagonists
3. Crafting Memorable Antagonists
4. Sidekick and Companion Characters
5. Dynamic Ensemble Casts
6. Writing Strong Female Characters
7. Developing Multi-Dimensional Villains
8. Anti-Heroes and Morally Gray Characters
9. Empathy and Character Connection
10. Characters' Inner Conflicts
11. Character Arcs and Growth
12. Backstories and Motivations
13. Character Psychology and Behavior
14. Dialogue and Character Voice
15. Physical Description and Traits
16. Character Relationships and Chemistry
17. Symbolism in Character Design
18. Diversity and Inclusion in Characters
19. Stereotypes and Subversion
20. Writing Children and Young Characters
21. Creating Elderly Characters
22. Portraying LGBTQ+ Characters
23. Characters with Disabilities
24. Cross-Cultural Characterization
25. Historical and Period Characters
26. Mythical and Supernatural Beings
27. Animals and Non-Human Characters
28. Writing Robots and AI
29. Alien and Extraterrestrial Characters
30. Time-Traveling Characters
31. Parallel Universe Versions
32. Gender-Bending Characters
33. Split Personalities and Dual Identities
34. Doppelgängers and Clones
35. Shape-shifters and Metamorphs
36. Characters with Unique Abilities
37. Reluctant Heroes
38. Fallen Heroes and Redemption
39. Tragic Characters and Foils
40. Creating Love Interests
41. Rivals and Competitors
42. Mentor and Guide Figures
43. Orphaned or Abandoned Characters
44. Characters with Dark Secrets
45. Siblings and Family Dynamics
46. Opposites Attract Characters
47. Political and Ideological Figures
48. Quest-Driven Characters
49. Exploring Characters' Fears
50. Characters as Symbols of Themes
51. Characters in Dreamscapes
52. Characters' Impact on Setting
Feel free to use these topic titles as a foundation to create detailed breadcrumb pages about character creation and the nuances of writing different types of characters. These resources can help writers breathe life into their fictional personas and enhance their storytelling.
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
Thank you! This is very helpful.
Can you give me another list like this one, this time focus on various topics related to worldbuilding within various genres and how to write about world building lore in a novel.
ChatGPT's Answer:
You're welcome! Here's a list of 52 possible topic titles related to worldbuilding within various genres and how to write about worldbuilding lore in a novel for your website's breadcrumb pages:
1. Worldbuilding Essentials
2. Creating Fantasy Realms
3. Sci-Fi Universe Construction
4. Historical Setting Development
5. Magical Systems and Rules
6. Technology and Innovation
7. Cultural Diversity in Worldbuilding
8. Political Structures and Dynamics
9. Religion and Belief Systems
10. Language and Communication
11. Geography and Landscapes
12. Flora and Fauna of Fictional Worlds
13. Architecture and Design
14. Clothing and Fashion
15. Social Hierarchy and Classes
16. Economy and Trade Systems
17. Transportation and Travel
18. Time and Calendar Systems
19. Maps and Cartography
20. Mythology and Legends
21. Cuisine and Food Culture
22. Art and Entertainment
23. History and Timelines
24. Folklore and Superstitions
25. Magic and Technology Integration
26. Alien and Extraterrestrial Societies
27. Post-Apocalyptic Worldbuilding
28. Steampunk Aesthetics
29. Alternate History Scenarios
30. Urban Fantasy Setting
31. Creating Mythical Creatures
32. Ecology of Fictional Species
33. Unique Flora and Biomes
34. Cultural Conflicts and Alliances
35. Religion and Philosophy Integration
36. Nomadic and Tribal Societies
37. Utopian and Dystopian Worlds
38. Worldbuilding Through Propaganda
39. Cultural Artifacts and Symbols
40. Matriarchal and Patriarchal Societies
41. Exploring Underworlds and Hidden Realms
42. Creating Supernatural Rules
43. Technological Advancements' Impact
44. Futuristic Megacities
45. Spacefaring Civilizations
46. Developing Cultural Taboos
47. Magical Creatures' Ecology
48. Time Travel Paradoxes
49. Fantasy Races and Relations
50. Building Galactic Civilizations
51. Worldbuilding for Short Stories
52. Seamlessly Introducing Lore in Novels
Feel free to adapt and expand upon these topic titles to create detailed breadcrumb pages about worldbuilding within various genres and how to effectively incorporate worldbuilding lore into your novels. These resources can help authors construct immersive and engaging fictional worlds.
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
Thank you! This is very helpful.
Can you give me another list like this one, this time focus on various topics related to worldbuilding Elf, Faerie, and Demon societies, cultures, infrastructures, religions, and governments within various genres.
ChatGPT's Answer:
Certainly! Here's a list of 52 possible topic titles related to worldbuilding Elf, Faerie, and Demon societies, cultures, infrastructures, religions, and governments within various genres for your website's breadcrumb pages:
**Elf Societies and Cultures:**
1. Elven Hierarchies and Classes
2. Elven Cultural Traditions
3. Woodland Elf Enclaves
4. High Elf Societal Structure
5. Dark Elf Subcultures
6. Sea Elf and Coastal Societies
7. Desert Elf Adaptations
8. Arctic Elf Tribes
9. Elf and Human Relations
10. Elf and Dwarf Diplomacy
**Faerie Realms and Societies:**
11. Seelie and Unseelie Factions
12. Faerie Monarchy and Royalty
13. Faerie Courts and Rivalries
14. Gentry and Commoner Distinctions
15. Fairy Godmothers and Guardians
16. Faerie Relations with Nature
17. Mischief and Trickster Spirits
18. Seasonal Faerie Societies
19. Urban vs. Rural Faerie Life
20. Faerie Interaction with Mortals
**Demon Infrastructures and Governments:**
21. Demon Hierarchies and Lords
22. Abyssal and Infernal Realms
23. Demon Factions and Alliances
24. Demonocracy and Rule by Chaos
25. Feudal Demon Societies
26. Demon Guilds and Organizations
27. Demon Religion and Worship
28. Demon Pacts and Contracts
29. Demon Influence on Mortals
30. Portals and Gates to Demon Realms
**Elven, Faerie, and Demon Religions:**
31. Elven Deities and Nature Worship
32. Faerie Pantheons and Legends
33. Demon Lords and Worshipers
34. Sacred Sites and Rituals
35. Magical Relics and Divine Artifacts
**Governments and Political Structures:**
36. Elven Councils and Assemblies
37. Faerie Monarchs and Councils
38. Demon Courts and Tribunals
39. Theocratic Societies and Leadership
40. Anarchy vs. Authoritarian Rule
**Cultural Aspects and Customs:**
41. Elven Art and Aesthetics
42. Faerie Festivals and Celebrations
43. Demon Taboos and Traditions
44. Ritual Magic and Spellcasting
45. Elven and Faerie Cuisine
46. Demon Crafts and Creations
**Interactions with Other Species:**
47. Elven and Faerie Diplomacy
48. Demon Infiltration and Espionage
49. Elf-Human Trade Relations
50. Faerie and Nature Guardians
**Historical and Mythological Influences:**
51. Elven and Faerie Origin Myths
52. Demon Legends and Cosmic Wars
These topics can serve as a starting point for creating detailed breadcrumb pages that explore the intricacies of Elf, Faerie, and Demon societies, cultures, infrastructures, religions, and governments within various genres. This will help writers create rich and immersive fictional worlds that incorporate these fantastical elements.
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
These are great! I write a LOT of short stories, blog posts, and articles about Elves, Fae, and Demons. Can you give me another list for these topics?
ChatGPT's Answer:
I'm glad you found the previous lists helpful! Here's another list of 52 possible topic titles specifically tailored for your short stories, blog posts, and articles about Elves, Fae, and Demons:
**Elves:**
1. The Secret Language of Elves
2. Elven Emissaries to the Human World
3. The Elven Art of Archery
4. Elven Healing Techniques
5. Forbidden Love: Elf and Human Romances
6. Elven Celebrations and Festivals
7. Unraveling Elven Prophecies
8. The Myth of the Lost Elven City
9. Elven Guardians of Ancient Forests
10. Elven Cuisine: Enchanting Flavors
11. Quest for the Elven Moonstone
12. Elven Weavers and Magical Textiles
13. The Elven Ethereal Connection
14. Elven Artifacts and Relics
15. The Enigmatic Elven Seers
16. Elven Smiths and Mastercrafted Weapons
17. Elven Dreamwalkers and Visionaries
18. The Elven Court of Starlight
19. Elven Enclaves in Modern Cities
20. Tales of Elven Exile and Redemption
21. The Elven Song of Creation
22. Elven Poets and Storytellers
23. Elven Connection to the Stars
24. Elven Herblore and Healing Arts
25. The Elven Dance of Seasons
26. Elven Cities Hidden from Mortals
27. Elven Sorcery: Magic of the Ancestors
28. Elven Artistry in Music and Dance
29. The Elven Guardians of Time
30. Elven Philosophy: Harmony with Nature
31. Elven Architectural Wonders
32. The Elven Path of Enlightenment
33. Elven Warrior Traditions
34. The Elven Legacy: Guardians of History
35. Elven Insights into the Cosmos
**Fae:**
36. Mysterious Faerie Rings and Portals
37. Faerie Bargains and Enchanted Deals
38. The Whispering Winds of the Faerie Realm
39. Faerie Pranks and Mischievous Deeds
40. The Secret Lives of Faerie Folk
41. Guardians of the Faerie Glades
42. The Fae Dance of Seasons
43. The Enchanted Courts of Faerie
44. Faerie Healers and Herbalists
45. Unveiling the Faerie Veil
46. Faerie Revels under the Moon
47. Faerie Artistry in Nature
48. The Faerie Code of Honor
49. The Faerie Realm and Mortal Intrusions
50. The Elusive Faerie Queen
51. Faerie Creatures of Myth and Legend
52. Faerie Music and Whispers of the Wind
**Demons:**
53. The Temptations of Demon Pacts
54. The Demon Hierarchy: Lords of Chaos
55. Infernal Bargains and Dark Contracts
56. The Fiery Art of Demon Sorcery
57. Demonic Guardians of Forbidden Knowledge
58. The Unseen World of Demon Shadows
59. Demonic Artistry in Deception
60. The Cursed Demons of Ancient Tales
61. Demon Hunts and Supernatural Pursuits
62. The Demonic Deal with the Afterlife
63. Infernal Journeys: Exploring Demon Realms
64. The Demon's Pact with Mortal Desires
65. Demonic Ciphers and Enigmatic Scripts
66. The Demon's Seductive Whispers
67. The Price of Demonic Power
68. Dark Charms: The Allure of Demons
69. Demonic Lords and Infernal Alliances
70. The Mythic Origins of Demons
71. The Dance of Shadows: Demon Intrigues
72. The Infernal Art of Soulbinding
73. The Legacy of the Demon Hunters
74. The Haunting Cry of Demon Winds
75. The Abyssal Prophecies of Demons
Feel free to use these topic titles to inspire your creative work and provide engaging content for your readers interested in Elves, Fae, and Demons.
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
Thank you! This is very helpful.
Can you give me another list like this one, this time focus on various topics related to writing various genres and how to write genre fiction.
ChatGPT's Answer:
You're welcome! Here's a list of 52 possible topic titles related to writing various genres and how to write genre fiction for your website's breadcrumb pages:
1. Exploring Genre Fiction
2. Crafting Compelling Genres
3. Mystery Plot Development
4. Suspenseful Thrillers
5. Crafting Cozy Mysteries
6. Police Procedural Writing
7. Psychological Thriller Techniques
8. Historical Fiction Settings
9. Writing Epic Fantasy
10. Romantic Elements in Fiction
11. Creating Engaging Sci-Fi
12. Post-Apocalyptic Worldbuilding
13. Time Travel Storytelling
14. Writing Space Operas
15. Historical Romance Guidelines
16. Urban Fantasy Worldbuilding
17. Crafting Paranormal Mysteries
18. Horror Atmosphere and Tension
19. Science Fiction Technologies
20. Writing Dystopian Societies
21. Developing Regency Romances
22. Supernatural Elements in Fiction
23. Cozy Fantasy Mysteries
24. Crafting Alternate Histories
25. Steampunk Aesthetics and Themes
26. Police Procedural Mysteries
27. Building Magical Realms
28. Thriller Plot Twists
29. Alien Encounters in Sci-Fi
30. Romantic Subplots in Genres
31. Mystery Suspense Techniques
32. Adventure Plot Structures
33. Creating Noir Atmospheres
34. Science Fiction Worldbuilding
35. Historical Thriller Settings
36. Gothic Elements in Fiction
37. Crafting Whodunit Mysteries
38. Fantasy Romance Tropes
39. Horror Subgenres Exploration
40. Crafting Western Fiction
41. Romantic Fantasy Elements
42. Political Intrigue in Genres
43. Thriller Character Dynamics
44. Writing Utopian Worlds
45. Mystery Clues and Puzzles
46. Spacefaring Adventures
47. Crafting Historical Mysteries
48. Magical Realism in Fiction
49. Exploring Horror Motifs
50. Building Romantic Tension
51. Developing Cyberpunk Universes
52. Blending Genres Creatively
Feel free to use these topic titles to create informative breadcrumb pages about writing various genres and mastering the art of genre fiction. These resources can assist writers in crafting captivating stories within their chosen genres.
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
Thank you! This is very helpful.
Can you give me another list like this one, this time focus on various topics related to editing and grammar rules.
ChatGPT's Answer:
You're welcome! Here's a list of 52 possible topic titles related to editing and grammar rules for your website's breadcrumb pages:
1. Editing Essentials
2. Proofreading Techniques
3. Grammar Basics
4. Punctuation Rules
5. Common Spelling Mistakes
6. Writing Clear Sentences
7. Correcting Run-On Sentences
8. Avoiding Sentence Fragments
9. Active vs. Passive Voice
10. Subject-Verb Agreement
11. Proper Verb Tense
12. Pronoun Usage and Agreement
13. Using Commas Effectively
14. Semicolons and Colons
15. Quotation Marks Usage
16. Apostrophes and Possessives
17. Hyphenation Guidelines
18. Italics and Emphasis
19. Capitalization Rules
20. Writing Concisely
21. Avoiding Redundancy
22. Parallel Structure
23. Dangling and Misplaced Modifiers
24. Confusing Words and Homophones
25. Editing for Clarity
26. Combining Sentences
27. Transition Words and Phrases
28. Varying Sentence Structure
29. Eliminating Wordiness
30. Clauses and Phrases
31. Editing Dialogue
32. Formatting Dialogue
33. Proofreading for Typos
34. Consistency in Style
35. Editing Paragraphs and Flow
36. Revising for Tone and Voice
37. Using Active Language
38. Addressing Ambiguity
39. Correcting Agreement Errors
40. Editing for Precision
41. Avoiding Colloquialisms
42. Handling Contractions
43. Editing for Non-Native Writers
44. Polishing Descriptive Language
45. Editing Character Dialogue
46. Correcting Pronoun Reference
47. Adjective and Adverb Use
48. Editing Dialogue Tags
49. Revising Figurative Language
50. Addressing Point of View Shifts
51. Proofreading Headings and Subheadings
52. Final Manuscript Review
These topic titles can help writers and editors navigate the intricacies of editing and grammar rules, ensuring their written work is polished and error-free.
The Prompt I Engeneeried For ChatGPT/My Question To ChatGPT:
Thank you! This is very helpful.
Can you give me another list like this one, this time focus on various topics related to author life updates and what it is like to be an author as a full time career.
ChatGPT's Answer:
You're welcome! Here's a list of 52 possible topic titles related to author life updates and the experience of being a full-time author as a career for your website's breadcrumb pages:
1. Life as a Full-Time Author
2. Balancing Writing and Life
3. Daily Routine of an Author
4. Overcoming Writer's Block
5. The Writing Process
6. Writer's Lifestyle Challenges
7. Setting Writing Goals
8. Maintaining Creative Inspiration
9. Dealing with Self-Doubt
10. Writer's Mental Health
11. The Joys of Storytelling
12. Celebrating Writing Milestones
13. Finding Writing Community
14. Collaborative Writing Projects
15. Time Management for Authors
16. Self-Care for Writers
17. The Author's Workspace
18. Handling Rejection and Criticism
19. Author Brand Building
20. Networking in the Writing World
21. The Power of Writing Retreats
22. Financial Aspects of Authorship
23. Juggling Multiple Writing Projects
24. Managing Deadlines
25. Writing Through Life Changes
26. The Evolution of Author Identity
27. Exploring New Writing Techniques
28. Staying Motivated Long-Term
29. The Impact of Reader Feedback
30. Navigating Publishing Options
31. Author's Creative Rituals
32. Embracing Experimentation
33. Writing While Traveling
34. Balancing Art and Commerce
35. The Role of Marketing for Authors
36. Engaging with Fans and Readers
37. Public Speaking for Authors
38. The Author's Online Presence
39. Author's Social Media Strategy
40. Book Tours and Events
41. The Journey from Aspiring to Published
42. Building a Writing Legacy
43. Transitioning to Full-Time Authorship
44. The Writer's Voice
45. Harnessing the Power of Imagination
46. The Magic of Creating Worlds
47. Learning from Writing Failures
48. Writing Rituals for Productivity
49. Fostering a Growth Mindset
50. Staying Authentic as an Author
51. Embracing Adaptability
52. Reflections on Authorship
Feel free to use these topic titles to provide insights into the author's life and career journey, sharing experiences, challenges, and valuable advice for fellow writers who are pursuing a full-time authorship career.
Well, there we go!
This is much more helpful to me that trying to sift through the keywords my site ranks for.
I won't be using all of what ChatGPT just gave me, but, now I have a clearer, more organized list of topics to consider and this will make it much easier for me to create my breadcrumb pages.
You know? Some of these word make good titles for new articles to write. I may do that as well. If I do, I'll try to remember to add links to them from this list, but, you know me, I forget to link back to lists, so I may make the articles then forget to link back here to them, LOL!
I made this page for any of you who are also authors and are also looking for how to create your breadcrumb tiers for your author website. Hopefully this helps you out!
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The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.
As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.
I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.
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If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.
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Asking ChatGPT for help with the new Google Core Update Breadcrumb Requirements, for use on my author website
This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
Note: there are likely spelling errors on this site, and I am unlikely to see the ... I fix them when I find them, but, there are many issues here...
Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.
Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.
For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:
American English to Scottish:
a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "
a long distance from = A piece fae
a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "
about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks
accomplishments = kunnandi
After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "
alive (living) = kvikr
Always on the move = Never aff o da go
am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"
are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"
autumn = dah haihst
belong to = fylgja
best = bettah moost
betray (verb) = svíkja
bewildered = villhyggjandi
building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "
built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."
cast a spell = hoodooed
cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"
child = bairn
church = kirk
color = colour
danger = hœttr
daren't = darena
daring = djarfr
dark = dökk
dark elf = Dökkálfr
dark-elves = Døkkálfar
darker = dökká
do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"
do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"
each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "
educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "
elf = Alfr
Elf = Álfr
Elf Home = Álfheimr
Elf World = Álfheimr
elf-advice = Ælfred
elf-beautiful = ælfscyne
elf-friend = Ælfwine
elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru
elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard
elf-powerful = Ælfric
everyday = ivvryday
eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"
fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."
feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."
further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."
green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."
handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "
have faith = trúa
Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis
Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.
have not = ain't
He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.
He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.
Head for = Mak wye for
head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak
head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie
horse fly = klegsie
I = Me
I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "
I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)
idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."
idiot = numpty
if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "
I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye
know = ken
looked = lokid
looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."
magic = hoodoo
naked = nøkkviðr
needle = bodkin
neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "
No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "
Nobody knew = not-knew nobody
Noontide = Da heicht o da day
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."
old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "
orange = o'jinn
out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."
outside = oot dair
people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "
people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."
poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "
Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "
shield = skjoldr
Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "
tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "
the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"
them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"
there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."
they = dey
To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."
understand = understonde
understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "
very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"
Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"
Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "
For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf
The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf
More information about our language can be found on this website: https://www.iheardee.com which is written in my native language.
However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.
My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.
It is a very great struggle.
At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.
Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.
I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.
Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.
Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.
If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.
However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.
My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.
While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.
As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.
I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.
Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.
As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.
have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.
I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.
I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".
It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"
The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.
The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.
While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....
... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.
While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.
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My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since. |
The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground
On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.
She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.
The attack also triggered labour.
My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.
Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.
The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.
The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.
Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.
Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.
Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.
Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.
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The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.  If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.
Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.
Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.
Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.
In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.
Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.
But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.
I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.
Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.
Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.
I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.
My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.
Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978) Yes, I am aware there are a lot of spelling errors on this site. No, I likely will not be fixing most of them. I have been quadriplegia/paralyzed arms and legs since November 14, 2013; As of 2026, I have regained use of two fully functional fingers on my right hand, and only stiff limited movement of all remained eight fingers. This causes most of the typos and spelling errors as my near-dead pinky and ring fingers tend to drag over the other letters on the keyboard. Attempts to correct errors, often causes more errors for the same reason. Much of my writing is also speech to text, but I have "profound low functioning, non-verbal kanner's syndrome aka autism aka the rainman type" (that is what the medical diagnosis called it), I have the medically diagnosed retarded type of autism, that medical doctors mean when they say "real and actual autism", I do not have the cool trend self diagnoses tiktok type of "autism". What this means is, in spite of five decades of trying, I have very limited vocal speaking abilities and a lower then average vocabulary, that leaves my speaking ability around the level of a 4 or 5 year old child; I do not know math or money or clocks and. I also, was raised by a Shetland Scottish Grandmother (Helen Ricker Allen) until her death when I was 8 years old, and she did not speak American, she spoke Shetland/Scottish, Shetlandic, which is a Nordic language, different from Scotts Language, not related to Gaelic which is what many Scottish speak, and while classified as a type of Scottish English is is considered "Olde medieval Norse" dialect of Scottish English and spoken by fewer then two thousand people as of 2026. It is the language of Scottish Travelling Gypsies, which is what we racial are. I was 31 years old first time I ever heard American English, and only started to learn American English at 42 years old. Right now in 2026 at 51 years old, I am able to speak American English on around the level of an 8 year old child, and greatly do not understand over 90% of American words, American slang, and American media references. What this means is, OFTEN words you think are spellt wrong (like color vs colour, or traveling vs travelling, are in fact NOT spelt wrong, because I use Scottish spellings) and often when I hear an American word, I spell it phonetically because I do not know the correct American spelling. Likewise we Scottish do not have words like my or your, and so say me and you, in places where Americans would say my and your. I also use Scottish word meanings, not American word meanings, for example Unicorn means a blood thirsty flesheating shapeshifting sea creature that comes on land and pretends to be a wounded horse to lure in humans to eat, it can only be captured by a virgin. But when I say Unicorn, a word I frequently use, because I write Unicorn folkloric short stories... I find that most Americans connect Unicorns to children's cartoons, gay pride, or swinging sex lives... I struggle to understand who in their right mind thought the most bloodthirsty monster of Scotland folklore was good fodder for children's cartoons or "sex positive" mascots, me thinks Americans need to brush up on the lore of Unicorns using their horns as sword to stabbed people's eyes out, while gallopping through swamps with rows of bloody Human heads hanging from their backs via braids made of Human entrails... really, why did Americans thinks a monster like a Unicorn was fit for children's cartoons or sex positivity? Americans is weird. All this to say... speech to text software, struggles badly with my thick Shetland accent, my slurred Autism speech impediment, and causes additional misspellings and typos because it can not figure out what words I am trying to say. And while I could take the time time to run all of it through a spell checker, that does require better hand mobility then I have, to copy the text from one program to the next and manually click each word, with finger mobility that I simply do not have, but also, most of my time is spent in trying to relearn to walk, and if you are local, you've probably seen this as I'm a stubborn bitch who refused to accept the doctor disnosis that I will never walk again, so, I walk around the block every day pushing my wheelchair, refusing to sit in my wheelchair, and... ...it's taking me 13 years to do it, but, I'm not actually able to stand up and make it all the way around the block now, and my focus on trying to relearn to walk is far more important to me, then catering to your pampered arse by fixing spelling errors, when there are far bigger problems to worry about in life, the spelling errors made by a quadriplegic who is typing this with her only two functioning fingers. Also, in recent years, I've watched the internet devolve into a mindless clusterfuck of ChatGPT written everything. Everyone sounds the same online these days, because no writes their own work anymore. Every website out there has become a carbon copy of each other, because they are all be written by ChatGPT now. I think ChatGPT makes a funny thing to chat with in your spare time, so you can laugh at the hilarity of how inaccurate it's responses are... but I am horrified that people are using AI for serious writing, writing they publish and try to pass off as their own. We live in a society where people people are forgetting how write. Heck I can read and write cursive, calligraphy, italic, short hand, and editor's marks, also edit my books by hand diagraming every sentence, and that... start walking around your neighbourhood and ask anyone under 30 if they sentence diagraming IS, let alone how to do it. So yes, I CAN spell check, and no I don't, for anything but my novels and short story collections, I spell check when it matters... and this is a website, not a printed book... but also, I am just getting so damn fucking fed up with endless AI writing online, so, no, I'm not going to fix errors and typos on my website, and you can bitch about that all you want (yes, I do get your messages, I just don't answer anyone in private) but, honey, maybe instead of bitching over my spelling errors, be thankful is still at least one website on the internet that still being written by a Human now in 2026 when ChatGPT writes over 70% of all posts online. |
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Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started... ...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:
Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above.
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The Space Dock 13 WebRing
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Yes, this website (founded in 1996) is old enough to have WebRings on it, and they are still in use.
Don't know what a WebRing is?
They were how we webmasters used to get traffic to our websites before the invention of search engines (aka before Jeeves, DogPile, Yahoo. Google, Bing, or the rest existed). In their simplest form a WebRing is an html code that rotates link displays. In their more advanced form they are java scripts that give random results. Each ring had three active links titled "Previous", "Random", and "Next", clicking any of the 3 links would take you to the next website in the ring.
Web Rings are the REASON the internet was called "the world wide web". To use them, each webmaster submitted their site to the ring, a single code held 100 websites, and codes could be stacked to hold 100 code sets (or 10,000 links to 10,000 websites), each web master in the list, would then place the code in the footer of their website.
This created the SPIDER WEB that was the literal WEB OF LINKS that gave the internet it's name "World Wide Web" and is WHY websites are CALLED "web sites". And technically, your site is not a WEB site unless it is connected to a WEBRing, likewise you technically are not a WEBMaster if you do not build WEBrings links for you WEBsite to connect to the WEB.
Unfortunately, most knowledge of WebRings, and whi sites were called WEBsites and sites on the WEB were called the World Wide Web, vanished from the internet in 2014 when the official WebRing.org company who managed 90%+ of the internet's WebRings went out of business after the infamous Google Panda 2013 bot attack that delisted ALL websites from the Google Index if they contained a WebRing of links to other websites in it's footer.
And while most sites abandoned the use of WebRing Codes on their sites, Space Dock 13 did not. The Space Dock 13 WebRing remains active, now 28 years after it's creation. Over the decades however, one by one all the other websites in the ring have gone off line, and as they did, I replaced the url with a link to a page of my own website (as this is a java code - it updated on every website without the others needing to change anything). Today in 2026, eelkat.com is the last remaining website in the ring, and now all 10k links go only to pages on eelkat.com, no longer sending you to other websites.
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Do you have information about my son's murder and need the FBI contact information:
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
If anyone contacts you saying 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, is for sale, know that they are lying to you... it is my land, and it has been in my family since 1531... and the ONLY person whom has EVER gone around saying it is for sale, is a woman who the FBI believes to be the same woman who murdered my son.
My son is buried here, and the FBI believes she is trying to buy my land in order to destroy his grave and destroy evidence of his murder.
Since my son's murder November 14, 2013, every year dozens of real estate agent show up all with a story of a female developer who is offering them MILLIONS of dollars for my lot of land that is only 1/4 of an acre and is not big enough to develop.
When shown police sketches of my son's murderer, the real estate agents say "Yes, that's the woman who hired me to buy 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine", but then the woman disappears and the real estate agents never hear from her again... all contact information she gave them turns out to be fake.
The woman who murdered my son, is DESPERATELY trying to buy 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine... this is the woman to watch out for... and this is what she did:
Looking to find out more about my son's murder, that information is on these pages:
Answering the questions:
Can you give me links to the news reports of your son's murder?
and
Why can't I find any news reports about this?
Maine has well over a thousand murder cases that have never been in the news.
I found this out after my son was murdered November 2013, and a year later I found out it had never been in the news, even though I was hounded for weeks by news people. I went to each of the over a dozen TV stations and newspapers whom had showed up at the hospital and asked why they had never published any report after all the trouble they had gone through to (in some cases illegally) het into the hospital to interview me.
in every case they said some version of "well, it just wasn't news worthy, there was nothing we could use to get views". Really? These were big news stations, channel 13, 6, 8, Portland Press Herald, Bangor Daily...
What exactly was it they claimed was "not news worthy"?
I'll tell you.
On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. At Southern Maine Community College in the parking lot of The Buglight Art Studio beside the Spring Point Lighthouse.
I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.
She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.
The attack also triggered labour.
My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.
Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.
The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.
The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.
Oh yeah, and I've been quadriplegic for 13 years.
oh yeah one more thing, same trio, they also found out where i lived in Old Orchard Beach and drove a backhoe over my house as well.
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146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine... July 4, 2013 vs August 8, 2013 |
I have been homeless and quadriplegic for 13 years, and right now it's just a few weeks away from both my son's 14th birthday and the 14th anniversary of the day he was murdered, both of which happened the same day.
Explain to me what about any of that is "not newsworthy"?
I did find out WHY it was deemed not newsworthy. "it would negatively impact tourism" was their reason. The College at Fort Prebble is a tourist destination. The lighthouse at the college is a tourist destination. My house on Portland ave is situated on the primary road to the beach that is a tourist destination.
The news reporters explained to me that, they risked losing their jobs if they publicised "negative news" occurring in these sorts of tourist destination spots.
My son's murder wasn't in the news, because it might cause tourists to stop visiting that lighthouse. That was the reason the reporters gave me.
How often are there things not being reported on just so businesses don't lose tourist money?
How often does this happen? A lot, I've since found out. In trying to find other mothers of murdered children to interact with... I found five others JUST in Old Orchard Beach, whom the murders were not in the news, and all of them happened after my son's murder. I found 2 such mothers in Scarbourogh, their children's murders not in the news. I found over a dozen more in the Bar Harbore area, also all not in the news.
It's a very disturbing trend here in Maine, one that I never would have found out about had my own son not been murdered.
One thing's very clear: in Maine you can get away with murdering a child, if you do it in a big tourist location, because news stations REFUSE to report any crime occurring in tourist locations.
Fuck torists.
I don't give a shit about your precious tourist money.
My son was murdered and I want his killer found... and I am VERY displeased with the deplorable way news stations try to bury child murders in Maine, just to appease tourist funded businesses.
And if you're one of those lunatic jackass bullshitting alien abduction UFO freaks, looking for haunted cars, Stephen King, cryptids, or EBEs, first off, you can go fuck yourselves. I am so damned sick of you conspiracy brained motherfuckers harassing my family and turning my son's murder case into a circus of you psycho deranged bullshit. Here's some pages for you:
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