Transman Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and his husband King Gwallmaic (aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) King of The UnSeelie Court. Main characters of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer series.
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Important:
Fraudulent sites are impersonating Wendy Christine Allen.
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Important:
Fraudulent sites are impersonating Wendy Christine Allen.
Fraudulent social media accounts, particularly on Reddit and FaceBook are impersonating Wendy Christine Allen.
Any websites and accounts you find online that are NOT on this list are NOT Wendy Christine Allen
While you are here, please take the time to read this:
Do you know who this woman is?
She might be the woman who murdered my son.
Site Map or Table of Contents: A List of Every Page on this site. This is going to be a really huge list. I am transferring all of my blog posts, Squidoo Lenses, and "free hosted" web sites to this site. A grand total of 7,000+ pages. A long slow process that will likely take a few years to do. In these early stages of the site this ToC is going to be a straight up list. As more pages get added however, this page will be converted into a series of pages forming an index sorted alphabetically by topic and titles. That's ways down the road yet. For now it's just a one page list.
#'s100 Words Instead of Said The 13 Step Method To Writing Everything you could ever want to know about NaNoWriMo and how to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days or less 15 Practical Tips How Long is 50,000 Words? Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days? 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One |
AABCs of Writing A glossary of writing terms EK style About About EelKat Wendy C Allen, her life, career, pets, cars, and this website. About EelKat Everything you could ever want to know about the author of The Twighlight Manor series About EelKat.com, What it is and Why it Exists About EelKat.com, What it is and Why it Exists Amphibious Aliens In 1978 I encounted the infamous Memegwasi of Saco, Maine. Identifying this creature became my life long obsession which inspired the Twighlight Manor Series Art Equipment Reviews of things I use to create my art Ask EelKat Ask EelKat any question about writing, publishing, or marketing your next book Attracting Readers (Customers) |
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BBecoming a Better Writer The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author A look at the often overlooked business side of being an author Business Resources |
CCharacter Creation for Writers of short stories, novels, video games and rpgs The Cheesy Pink Flamingo My idea, plans, and goals for a mac&cheese food truck. The Church of The Holy Rhinestone Did you know EelKat is a minister and started her own church? Here it is. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts Art by Maine author EelKat Wendy C Allen Copyrights and Other Things You Need To Know Create Something To Sell Creative Writing Prompts Finding ideas for what to write about and killing writer's block with EelKat |
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FAQs: When you say to read in order to learn what good writing looks like, but than you say don't read anything self published or written in the past 50 years, what than do you suggest I read to learn what good writing looks like?
I recommend 3 things.
* 1: I recommend the Reading/Literature TextBooks of the ABeka Grammar series that I previously mentioned above. I also recommend reading EVERY PAGE IN ORDER of EVERY volume of the series starting with Grade 4 and ending with Grade 12. (Those books are listed below).
* 2: WELL WRITTEN classic literature. (Listed in the second column below)
* 3: American and World History TextBooks. (Listed in the third column below)
* 4: Science TextBooks. (Listed in the 4th column below)
These are the books I personally read to see/examine how good quality writing looks on the published page and teach myself to improve my own writing by mimicking the writing style seen in the books listed below.
These books are how I taught myself to read and write. I was not allowed to go to school and spent 27 years of my life, since I was 8 years old, locked in a cage, tortured, beaten, and starved.
As an adult I used these books to teach myself as I had no other way to gain an education.
Again, not every book is listed, as there are too many to list them all, but enough are listed to get you started.
* 1: I recommend the Reading/Literature TextBooks of the ABeka Grammar series
* 2: WELL WRITTEN classic literature.
A note here... I make it a point to read no fewer than 100 books a year - 2 books a week. Some years I have as many as 300 books by reading a book almost every day. I own more than 300,000 books and have read more then 10,000 of them with a goal to attempt to read them all. As such, I can't even begin to list anything close to all of the books I read. Though I will point out 90% of them were written before 1950 and all of them are hardcover or paperback, not one of my 300k books is an ebook or an audio book. I don't read ebooks nor do I listen to audio books.
* 3: American and World History TextBooks.
Yes, I DO classify reading History and Geography books as good, quality recommended daily light reading that should be done in between regular novel and short story reading.
It is my belief that when one ONLY reads fiction, ones view of what is goof writing becomes warped. Thus I recommend reading historical documents, including to go to your local museums to read important documents about your town/state/region. This is especially important if you, like me, write local tales, stories set in your home town/state/region.
This is also why I have such a strong grasp on describing the places Quaraun travels to in the novels I write, without my ever having set foot outside of Maine.
* 4: Science TextBooks.
Yes. Once again, like with History and Geography, I DO classify reading Science books as good, quality recommended daily light reading that should be done in between regular novel and short story reading.
I firmly believe that if one does not have a working knowledge of the world around you, not just it's history and geography, but also it's plants, animals, rocks, functions, ad place in the universe, that one will not be able to successfully write descriptions of the world character in your novels live in, because without knowing how your own world exists, how can you even begin to know how to create a fictional world?
As such, I put reading science books as highly important for anyone seeking to write novels.
And again, as I was not allowed to go to school and was locked in a cage from the time I was 8 until I was 31, I did not start studying science until I was an adult, and as such, I started with Grade K5 and went all the way through to Grade 12, doing so in 3 years, so that I could apply for a GED which I got when I was 37. The Science books listed below are the ones I used to do that with, and again mostly by ABeka as I absolutely refuse to use books with frutie tuttie Evolution or Big Bang hocus pocus mumbo jumbo.
Also, I quickly discovered that as young as 4th grade, vile degradations of sex perversion and utterly disgusting lessons about sex are in Science books published by perverse public school textbook publishers, so I burned them all in the wood stove I will NOT recommend any of the horrifically horrendous, disgustedly perverted sex fill Science books published by non-Christian companies.
It's no wonder the American population has children so perverse and degraded, when they stoop so low as to spend more than 75% of their science textbooks being devoted to the vile disgusting top of sex education. It's utterly deplorable. Sex has no business being in schools. With that kind of filth being taught to children it's no wonder American's gone to shit.
Copyrights and Other Things You Need To Know
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DDeath Dell Farm (OSRIC compatible RPG modules) Dungeon Crawls (OSRIC compatible RPG modules) |
EE-Publishing Easter Eggs and how to find rhem Editing Your Book Manuscript Tips for Editing Your Book or short story manuscript before sending it off to the publisher EelKat's Bake Shop My idea, plans, and goals for a Welsh/Scottish themed food truck. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing Everything you could ever want to know about NaNoWriMo and how to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days or less English is not my first language, how can I get my book translated and published in America? Triumphs of Enthusiasm |
FFriends Are Forever aka The Twighlight Manor Series Everything you ever wanted to know about EelKat's Twighlight Manor Series, but was a afraid to ask The Frosty Pink Flamingo My idea, plans, and goals for a French-Style ice cream food truck. |
G(EelKat's Guide To Writing) Genre Fiction Insights into writing for specific target audience, especially readers of romance, horror, and science fiction |
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For help in creating characters in genre fiction try:
EelKat's Guide to Character Creation
HThe Haunting of Death Dell Farm (Types Of) Horror: The Subgenres of Horror Fiction How Can I Possibly Write a Novel in 30 Days? How I Write: My answers to your questions about my writing How To Become A Writer, where to get started, what you should know about a career in the publishing industry How To Write Children's Fiction How To Write Christian Fiction How To Write Historical Fiction |
IYou Stole My Idea - I was going to write a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago! Indie Press: Starting Your Own Publishing House An Iron Will It Came From Behind the Fridge and Other Tales of Rancid Yak Butter |
JJuggling life, the universe, and everything while being a writer too |
KKeep it Professional |
LShould you be drinking Lemon Water? Listen And Evolve Love-Lust-Madness |
MManuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think? Some thoughts on Manuscript Reading Service requests which steadily fill my inbox. Market Analysis Marketing Your Book EelKat's guide to marketing your book both online and offline What jobs did Medieval servants have? Mental Illnesses in fiction: What inspired you to use a mentally ill person as your main character? My Amazon Sales (a series of pages) My Art Equipment Reviews of things I use to create my art |
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What inspired you to use a mentally ill person as your main character?
How do you pick what mental illness to write about?
Should I write incest in my stories?
Creating Characters With Mental Health Issues:
N(EelKat's Guide To) NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing Everything you could ever want to know about NaNoWriMo and how to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days or less Novel? Novella? Short Story? How Do I Know What Am I Writing? |
OThe Old Orchard Beach Review Committee We are a group of people who live a double life as freelance undercover secret shoppers, restaurant, hotel, and park critics. On Being Homeless Hurricane Katrine came to Old Orchard Beach, Maine flattened my house and left me homeless - for 7 years - find out what happened next... On Living With Autism I am an adult with Autism. I was removed from school at 8 years old and told I would never amount to anything. 40 years later I am an author, editor, and owner of a publishing house. Here is my story OSRIC compatible RPG modules |
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UPDATE: November 2015: The page you are on now, was written in 2007 and updated every November until 2014 - It was last updated October 31, 2014 and there are no future updates planned for it, as after 10 years of doing it, I have retired from "traditional" NaNoWriMo and am now doing a different writing goal each November. For the current NaNoWriMo 2015 update see THIS PAGE (which includes the first public release of my Dares Generator and information on how I use it to reach 50,000 words in 3 days instead of 30 days, along with info on how I reached 537,000 words in 2013 and thus changed my writing goals for NaNoWriMo.) UPDATE: October 31, 2014 - Due to a major hacking of my online accounts, and the theft and plagiarism of some 1,371 of my how-to articles for writers, I am now removing from public access MOST of my How To Guides for writers. They will return at a future date, but henceforth they will not be available for free. I'm tired of shit-head thieves stealing my work and passing it off as theirs. I'm sorry, to those of you who were not creeps and trolls, I know it's not fair to you, but, the hacking was done by a local person did a lot more damage than you know - the vandalism to my house and cars and the murders of my pets and death threats to my family, are not something I take lightly. Until we can get to the bottom of this and get this jackass stalker out of my life, I am simply not able to leave my articles online, due to the court case that is now brewing over this. I am also leaving NaNoWriMo, because the local NaNoWriMo ML Kendra Silvermander is the cousin of the man doing the harassment, stalking, vandalism (which included blowing up my house with a grease fryer bomb) and has been not only stealing my how to guides and posting them on the NaNoWriMo forums as her own, but also shows up at local restaurants to threaten me and my family while we are trying to eat. I am utterly disgusted that NaNoWriMo allows a filthy, thieving, vandalizing, scum bag like this to continue to year after year, inciting anti-EelKat riot threads on the NaNoWriMo forum, while continuing to allow her to steal my articles off my web site and post them to NaNoWriMo's website as hers. This article you are reading now, is one of the few, I have not taken down, it is however drastically shorted. My mega long 20,000 word how to articles are ALL removed now, with only and the ones that remain are stripped of most of the info, with only the barest minimum required to answer the reader question - in many cases the articles are 90% shorter then when they originally appeared, most now under 2,000 words instead of their 20,000 word originals. Complete Index of
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PPhookas Everything you could ever want to know about phookas The Pidgie Fund Maine's first no-kill animal shelter and rescue. Saving the world one animal at a time since 1983 The Power Of Passion The Price of Success
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SSelf Editing Your Book Manuscript Tips for Self Editing Your Book or short story manuscript before sending it off to the publisher Self-Publishing and what you need to know about it Serial Pulp Fiction Defined Splat Books (OSRIC compatible RPG modules) You Stole My Idea - I was going to write a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago! The Price of Success Supply And Demand |
It is no secret that Sir Roderic Lincandonia Swanzen, owner of The Twighlight Manor, is my favorite character, and you don't have to read very many blog posts, articles, site pages, etc to realize, I talk about him A LOT. While you see him mentioned in passing on just about every page on this site, there are some pages where I go into vast detail about his life. I am going to make a list of them all and tack it to the end of each of those pages, to make it easier for readers to find them all. And here they are:
Developing Character Backgrounds
Using a Character with a Mental Illness
NaNoWriMo: How Do You Pick Which Story to Write?
Enhance Your Creativity To Become a Better Writer
TTales From Laughing Gnome Hollow
Toilets In Fiction:
How come fictional characters are never be allowed to use the bathroom?
Too Young To Write It? Are you too young to write the story that's been floating around inside your head? English is not my first language, how can I get my book translated and published in America? TSoD: The Traveling Shovel of Death Triumphs of Enthusiasm Twighlight Manor Press The publisher of horror, romance, and science fiction short story anthologies, with all stories based on the theme of being set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine The Twighlight Manor Series Everything you ever wanted to know about EelKat's Twighlight Manor Series, but was a afraid to ask |
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What is Traditional Publishing?
What are the Advantages of Traditional Publishing?
What are the Disadvantages of Traditional Publishing?
How can I become a Traditionally Published writer?
How can I get my book Traditionally Published?
Where should I submit my manuscript?
How do I format my manuscript for submission to a Traditional Publishing House?
Can I make a living as a Traditionally Published writer? Can I make a living from royalties?
Should I copyright my book? If so, how?
How can I tell if a contest or publishing offer is a scam?
Where can I find a list of book publishing scams?
May I send my book to you for evaluation?
How can I get feedback on my manuscript from a Traditional Publisher?
I am a Traditionally Published writer facing a crisis where can I go to find help?
Is rejection a bad sign?
Do I need an agent?
How much does it cost to publish with Traditional Publishing?
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WWhat's on My Bookshelf? Ever wonder what books an author reads? I own more than 12,000 books. Here are reviews of some of my faves. Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days? World Building for Writers The ultimate guide to building fantasy world for short stories, novels, video games or rpgs. Write A Book In 30 Days |
You Stole My Idea - I was going to write a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
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The Pearl Necklace LiveThe Pearl Necklace Live
SHIVER! LiveSHIVER! Live
Death Dell Farm LiveDeath Dell Farm Live
Copper Cockeral Cards & GiftsArt by Maine author EelKat Wendy C Allen
The Cheesy Pink Flamingo My idea, plans, and goals for a mac&cheese food truck.
The Church of The Holy Rhinestone Did you know EelKat is a minister and started her own church? Here it is.
Laughing Gnome Hollow Laughing Gnome Hollow home to The Goldeneagle and Etiole's Swamp, Maine's paranormal hot spot
The Old Orchard Beach Review Committee We are a group of people who live a double life as freelance undercover secret shoppers, restaurant, hotel, and park critics.
Restaurant Reviews Restaurant Reviews
Amphibious Aliens In 1978 I encounter the infamous Memegwasi of Saco, Maine. Identifying this creature became my life long obsession which inspired the Twighlight Manor Series
Phookas Everything you could ever want to know about phookas
The Sea Witch Of Old Orchard Beach Information about The Sea Witch Of Old Orchard Beach
Hoodoo, Rootwork, Etc Everything you could ever want to know about hoodoo, voodoo, and rootwork as told by The Sea Witch of Old Orchard Beach
Table of Contents A List of Every Page on this site
EK's Star Log EK's Star Log - the EelKat.com edition
EK's Star Log EK's Star Log - the EelKat.com edition
EelKat's ABCs of Writing A glossary of writing terms EK style
How To Become A Writer How To Become A Writer, where to get started, what you should know about a career in the publishing industry
EelKat's Guide To Writing Genre FictionInsights into writing for specific traget audiance, especially readers of romance, horror, and science fiction
Guide to Character Creation for WritersGuide to Character Creation for Writers of short stories, novels, video games and rpgs
World Building for WritersThe ultimate guide to building fantasy world for short stories, novels, video games or rpgs.
EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To WritingEverything you could ever want to know about how to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days or less
Self Editing Your Book ManuscriptTips for Self Editing Your Book or short story manuscript before sending it off to the publisher
Publishing MethodsHow to get your book published with traditional publishers or self publish it yourself.
Marketing Your BookEelKat's guide to marketing your book both online and offline
The Twighlight Manor SeriesEverything you ever wanted to know about EelKat's Twighlight Manor Series, but was a afraid to ask
The Pidgie FundMaine's first no-kill animal shelter and rescue. Saving the world one animal at a time since 1983
How I Became An ArtistHow I Became An Artist
My Art EquipmentReviews of things I use to create my art
The Frosty Pink FlamingoMy idea, plans, and goals for a French-Style ice cream food truck.
Twighlight Manor PressThe publisher of horror, romance, and science fiction short story anthologies, with all stories based on the theme of being set in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
Table of ContentsA List of Every Page on this site
I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life.
Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).
NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.
ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.
In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters. I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.
Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.
I DO NOT write Erotica.
I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.
The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.
There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322
People always ask why I have a video recorder running 24/7. Watch these 4 videos of The Scarborough Walmart.
I have a video recorder running 24/7. Because this parking lot is where I was attacked a second time by the woman who crippled me with the golf club at Southern Maine Community College in 2013 (who also murdered my 8-month-old son at the same time) this is the location of her 2nd attack, the July 2016 attack with a shopping cart, the attack that left me in a wheelchair and despite over 200 "security cameras" and signs saying there are cameras in use... the police did not find even ONE actual REAL camera. Every "security camera" on this building and parking lot was ALL fake "dummy cameras" and that is why there is no video footage of my son's murderer.
I started carrying a camera 24/7 the very next day after Scarborough police informed me they could not identify the blonde woman who attacked me or her gold Volvo 240GL station wagon, because EVERY CAMERA at this store's parking lot was an empty case with no real camera inside it. My son would be 12 years old this Christmas 2025, and his murderer walks free, still unidentified because this parking lot did not have real cameras.
Those things that look like cameras on the building and light poles, are fake, according to the Scarborough Police Department. That is why I have a camera running 24/7, because my son's killer walks free because there was no camera the day we were attacked.
While you are here, please take the time to read this:
Do you know who this woman is? She might be the woman who murdered my son.
146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.
And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.
The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.
Also, her friends and family like to gaslight me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy.
So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.
There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.
The FBI is looking for information into:
I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:
146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.
There is NO ONE who has authorization to use my land.
NO ONE.
Not my mother.
Not my father.
Not Ben.
Not my mother’s Atwater relatives.
No one.
If ANY ONE hires you to do ANYTHING on my land, know that you are doing it ILLEGALLY and WITHOUT my knowledge or permission.
My mother has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
My father has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
Ben has ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
My mother’s Atwater relatives have ZERO legal right to hire you to do anything at 146 Portland Ave. Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
While you are here, please take the time to read this:
Do you know who this woman is? She might be the woman who murdered my son.
How did you build your audience?
Not online, that's for sure.
aka How to sell ten million books
aka How I sold ten million books.
The Park Bench Method of Writing
(just the article)
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The Park Bench Method of Writing
(with the list of 10k writing prompts - takes a LONG TIME to load - SEVERAL MINUTES!)
I Think UFO and Alien Believers Are Weird Here's Why...
Does every writer have to deal with this shit?
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