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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
“Damnit!” BoomFuzzy pounded his fist on the food truck’s dashboard. “Signal’s dead again!”
GhoulSpawn crouched under the console, examining the wires. A blue crystal fragment pulsed.
“Power drain,” GhoulSpawn said. He reached for the crystal.
“DON’T!” BoomFuzzy barked.
GhoulSpawn touched it.
The truck folded inward.
They fell into a bright space.
Floating metal platforms.
Screens pulsing bright blue.
Binary code scrawled across the screens.
“What the hell?” BoomFuzzy growled.
“Looks like a corrupted data shard,” GhoulSpawn said.
“Where are we?”
“Inside some kind of command centre. I think,” GhoulSpawn said as he looked around the vast steel plated room, full of computers and monitors. “It’s like… a space ship? Do you guys have space ships in your time, cause I’m pretty sure this is a space ship.”
“I think it is the VISION-D8,” Quaraun said as he inched closer to one of the control panels. “I know this language.” He pointed to the glowing blue runic words on the screen. “Look! That is Planet Vesonta.” Quaraun pointed to the large screen in the centre.
“Wow!” GhoulSpawn adjusted his glasses as he moved closer to the screen to get a better look. “It’s Earth… but… it’s so different then it was in my time. It was a blue planet in the 1970s. Blue with green land masses and white caps.”
“Well, it is a grey planet now.”
“Wow! You can’t see any land masses anymore! Is that… smog?”
“Smog. Pollution. Moon dust. Comet dust.”
“What’d you call this place?”
“VISION-D8.” Quaraun pointed to the logo at the bottom corner of every screen, which said ‘VISION-D8’.
“What’s that mean?”
“It’s a ship,” BoomFuzzy said. “It’s the name of a ship. And I’d guess by Vesonta being on the screens, must be in orbit.”
“Wonder why they are here?” Quaraun muttered.
“Who are they?” GhoulSpawn asked.
“Ptarmagin Kats. There are thirteen of them.”
“Cats?”
“Ships. They have thirteen ships. There are thousands of Kats. Most advanced species in the known universe. They are not from our time. Or dimension. They work with The Diontite Scientists. Lead by Cheka. From tens of thousands of years in the future.”
GhoulSpawn was about to ask another question, when strings of glowing blue code began zipping by on every screen.
“Toode.” Quaraun whispered, his voice etched in terror.
“Toobe?” GhoulSpawn asked, thinking of the friendly AI that helped him run the BioDome. “Our Toobe?”
“Checka’s Toobe,” Quaraun gasped. “Our Toobe from the future. After he went insane and took over the galaxy.”
Figures emerged from the code. Broken silhouettes with glowing red eyes. Crawling out of the computer screens.
“Uhm… guys?” GhoulSpawn stammered, stepping backwards. “How are they doing that?”
“Code ghosts,” Quaraun hissed.
“What the bloody fuck are code ghosts?” BoomFuzzy yelled.
“We got to get out of here.”
“How do ya propose we do that? We was in me food truck a bloody five minutes ago.”
The Code Ghosts shimmered and flickered, like living holograms flickering.
“Bloody hell!” BoomFuzzy said as he transformed into his Unicorn form.
BoomFuzzy’s horn shimmered purple. He charged, scattering the ghosts.
Quaraun pointed his Rainbow Wand. Pink laser shattered the nearest platform.
BoomFuzzy skidded beside him.
“How do we get out?”
Quaraun narrowed his eyes.
“I don’t know!”
“Break the connection,” GhoulSpawn suggested.
“How?”
“I… uhm… I think it had something to do with the crystal on the dashboard. Is that anything like that around here?”
BoomFuzzy’s horn glowed brighter. He charged the largest screen. It cracked. Light surged outward.
They tumbled back into the truck.
BoomFuzzy slumped in the driver’s seat.
“Right!” GhoulSpawn said. “No more networked crystals.”
Quaraun sighed, cradling the crystal.
“Agreed.”
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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