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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraunâs eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraunâs everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Haunting Rituals of the Night
Smoke curled like demon fingers. Thick. Greasy. Reeked of grave wax and burnt sage. Smothered the inside of the pink silk tent like swamp rot on a church rug. Made your eyes sting. Made your guts twitch. Made your soul itch. Like it knew it was about to get ripped the fuck out.
Candles hissed. Black wax. Low fire. Shadows danced like they were bleeding.
Circle drawn in blood and powdered bone.
Fresh.
Human.
Quaraun crouched low, resplendant pink silk skirts soaked in dew and something not dew. Hair twitching. Jellyfish tendrils writhing like something was trying to eat his head from inside out.
Belly round.
Uncomfortably round.
âI should not have started this while pregnant,â he muttered.
âToo fuckinâ late now, SugarBisquit,â BoomFuzzy said, laying crystals like landmines. âWe already halfway to Hellâs asshole. You wanna stop now, you gotta birth the damn ghost.â
Quaraun growled.
âI am birthing something. And it kicks.â
âIs the haunting beginning?â GhoulSpawn asked, hunched near the chalked edge of the summoning ring. Wide-eyed. Cloven hooves twitching. One hand jittering with numbers. âBecause Iâm like, picking up residual harmonics. Like really gnarly spectral ones. Real parallel dimension shit. Souls bleeding through thin spots in the veil.â
Quaraun ignored him. Too focused.
This was delicate work.
This was art.
This was necromancy.
Not your Sunday School bullshit.
This was soul theft.
This was communion with what should stay buried.
This was why people feared him.
BoomFuzzy laid the last crystal. Black tourmaline. Blood-soaked. Humming.
âThere.â He grinned, silver eyes glowing in the candlelight. âThat ghostâs gonna pop out this ring like a titty swinging stripper out a cake.â
Quaraun rolled his eyes.
âWhy are you like this?â
âBecause yer married me, JellyBean.â
Quaraun did not smile. Just adjusted his wand. Polished glass shaft. Glowing dial. Turned it gold.
BoomFuzzy whistled.
âWe goinâ Midas Touch tonight? Hell yeah, gimme that shiny ass hauntinâ, baby.â
Quaraunâs pupils shrank to slits.
âNot gold for wealth. Gold for binding.â
âOh.â BoomFuzzyâs grin widened. âKinky. Does it come in handcuffs with matching nipple clamps?â
âYou are impossible.â
âIâm hard.â
âI know. I can feel it. Back up and sit down.â
BoomFuzzy flopped beside him. Cross-legged. Ready. Hungry. Horny.
GhoulSpawn paced.
âSomethingâs moving. I can see the air vibrating. Thatâs not normal. Nothing should vibrate like that. Somethingâs pushing back. It doesnât wanna come.â
Quaraun smiled.
âGood. I want to break it.â
He chanted.
Not Latin.
Not any known tongue.
Tongue of Thullids. Wet and writhing. Slippery and slimy. Squishy and slithering. Words that bent light. That hurt to hear.
Candles flared.
Air twisted.
Temperature dropped.
The smoke thickened. Took shape.
Ghostly outline. A man. Maybe. Not anymore.
âI see it!â GhoulSpawn gasped. âItâs likeâdudeâitâs glitching. Like realityâs rejecting it.â
Quaraunâs hands glowed.
The wand buzzed.
âYou shall obey me,â he whispered.
The ghost shrieked.
BoomFuzzy grabbed Quaraunâs gold plated prosthetic hand.
âSteady, now, my sweet deranged necromancer. You got this.â
The ghost lunged.
Hit the circle.
Screamed.
Rebounded.
Quaraun chanted louder.
BoomFuzzy pressed his forehead to Quaraunâs.
âYou got this. Take it. Make it beg.â
âI always make them beg,â Quaraun rasped. "I am the Pink Necromancer."
âDamn right.â
The ghost twisted.
Screamed again.
The wand pulsed. Gold light wrapped around the spectre. Veins of magic sunk into its translucent flesh. Held it. Bound it.
âNow!â Quaraun roared. âTake its name!â
GhoulSpawn held up the crystal tablet. Scanning data fast as it came.
âNameâs⌠holy shitâthis dude was a Judge. Like a High Court Executioner. Totally corrupt. Executed over five hundred UnSeelie civilians.â
Quaraunâs grin turned evil.
âThen he deserves what is coming.â
He stepped into the circle.
Ghost wailed.
BoomFuzzy held his ground.
âNeed me to grab him?â
âNo. He is mine.â
Quaraun raised his wand. Pressed the tip to the ghostâs chest.
âYou do not deserve freedom,â he hissed. âYou do not deserve peace. You are mine.â
He pressed.
The ghost screamed louder.
BoomFuzzy chuckled.
âDamn, youâre sexy when you torture the damned.â
The ghost imploded.
Sucked into the wand.
Gone.
Silence.
Thick.
Heavy.
Still.
Thenâpop.
Candle flame died.
Air cleared.
Only smoke left.
And blood.
And power.
Quaraun fell backward. Breathing hard.
BoomFuzzy caught him. Held him close. Kissed his brow.
âFuck, JellyMuffin. You alright?â
âI am⌠magnificent.â
âFuckinâ right you are.â
Quaraun reached into his bag. Pulled a deck of cards. Flipped one. No shuffle. No thought.
THE HAUNTING.
BoomFuzzy stared.
GhoulSpawn blinked.
âUhh⌠thatâs not supposed to exist.â
Quaraun smiled.
âIt does now.â
He licked the edge of the card.
âLet it haunt me. I dare it.â
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đ¸đŚđ¸ Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but itâs Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Courtâs Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. đ¸đŚđ¸
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