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🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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A Map Worth More Than Gold
A Pink Necromancer Fiction Short
About a year ago, I wrote this:
Heirloom Tomatoes
🌸{A Pink Necromancer Poem, featuring The Dangerous Vegetables} 🦄🌸
The story you are about to read now is its prequel.
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
A Map Worth More Than Gold
BoomFuzzy was being an arse.
As usual.
Quaraun clenched his jaw, glaring at his husband out of the corner of his eye. The Phooka sat beside him, slouched comfortably in the tavern booth, noisily sucking soda through a straw.
He wasn’t just drinking —no.
He was sucking as loudly as possible. The grating noise of a straw in an empty glass, unable to catch the last drop of liquid.
Except BoomFuzzy was not trying to catch the last drop of soda.
No. He was just trying to make as much noise as possible to see how long it would take to break the poetry writing Moon Elf sitting beside him.
Each long, loud, sound was deliberate. A long, slow, wet slurp, the straw positioned obnoxiously close to Quaraun’s pointed ear, as BoomFuzzy held the glass close to Quaraun’s face.
Slurp.
Quaraun’s eye twitched.
Slurp.
He tightened his grip on his quill, trying to focus on his writing.
Slurp.
BoomFuzzy grinned, the mischievous glint in his eyes magnified by his cybertech goggles. He adjusted his grip on the glass, shifting it even closer.
Slllllurp.
Quaraun set his quill down, carefully, delicately, deliberately. He folded his hands in his lap, exhaling a slow, measured breath. He would not stab BoomFuzzy in the hand with the quill, he silently told himself. He would not dump hot tea on his smug, giggling face. He would —
SLLLLLLLLLLURP.
“WILL YOU STOP THAT!”
BoomFuzzy stuck a second straw in the glass.
SLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUURP.
SLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUURP.
“UNICORN!” Quaraun lept from his seat waving his Rainbow Wand at his Fae husband’s nose. “IF YOU DON’T STAOP THAT — “
“Ugh, ugh, ugh, you used a contraction,” BoomFuzzy said wagging his finger.
Just then the front door of the tavern opened, letting in a blistering gush of icy wind. A chair scraped loudly across the floor. Heavy hooves clunked against wood.
GhoulSpawn crashed into the booth like a runaway freight train, sliding across the seat and colliding into Quaraun, knocking the Elf back in his seat, slamming him up precariously against BoomFuzzy. The Elf yelped, squished between his two lovers as GhoulSpawn huffed and shoved a crumpled paper onto the table.
SLLLLLLLLLLURP.
“STOP IT!”
“Ah! What ya saying is I need another straw!”
“THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID!”
“I got a treasure map!” GhoulSpawn interrupted.
“You got what?" Quaraun shifted his attention to GhoulSpawn, as he struggled to adjust his robes, now crushed between two bodies.
“Treasure map!” GhoulSpawn beamed, golden fleece bristling with excitement. “These guys were gonna go find the stash, so I, uh… borrowed it.”
“Ye stole it,” BoomFuzzy corrected, slurping loudly through three straws now.
SLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUURP.
SLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUURP.
SLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUURP.
GhoulSpawn ignored him, jabbing a clawed finger at the map.
“It’s real! It’s marked with coordinates, and see this? It’s leading to a hidden vault!”
Quaraun smoothed out the paper, reading the faded ink carefully. Quaraun leaned in, pointing at a scribbled note.
“Heirloom tomato seeds.”
GhoulSpawn blinked.
“Huh?”
“This is not gold, Glinta. It is a stash of heirloom tomato seeds.”
“Oh.” GhoulSpawn deflated. “So, it’s not a treasure map?”
“Oh the contrary, Lad,” BoomFuzzy said grinning. “It a very good treasure.”
“It is?”
“Aye.” BoomFuzzy, finally setting down his soda, snatched the map away from Quaraun and squinted at it through his goggles. “Eh… can’t read it.”
Quaraun yanked it back.
“You cannot read.”
“Aye, that’s what I just said.” BoomFuzzy smirked, shoving his soda aside and rubbing his hands together.
“So, I did good?” GhoulSpawn asked.
“Aye, Laddie! Ya keep thinking with ya 20th century brain. Ya forget ya in our 40th century now. Ice covers the world. Food is scarce. Heirloom tomatoes are rare. A cache of seeds is worth more than gold.”
GhoulSpawn fidgeted.
“So… when are we going?”
“Are we?” Quaraun asked, eyeing the map with skepticism.
“Aye,” BoomFuzzy answered. “We is going. Get the camp packed up we can head out tonight.”
Quaraun sighed, folding the map, then unfolding it again.
“I suppose we are going treasure hunting, then.”
BoomFuzzy grinned wider, reaching for his glass again. Quaraun smacked his arm before he could start slurping anew.
“Enough with the damned slurping.”
The three of them ordered supper, the map spread between them, plotting their next move.
Part 2:
Heirloom Tomatoes
🌸{A Pink Necromancer Poem, featuring The Dangerous Vegetables} 🦄🌸
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Quaraun and BoomFuzzy
The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon
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And GumRoad:
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An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium
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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
40th Century Dystopian Maine | Absurdist | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Autistic protagonist | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bizzarro | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Character-driven worldbuilding | Character Study | Cosmic Horror | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Culinary Fiction | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Domestic Fiction | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | Evil Elves | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Exotic Alien Planets | Faerie King | Faeries | Family Saga | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Found Family | FrostPunk | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gothic Literature | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Main Characters | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Intersex Main Character | Isekai | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Magical Realism | Married Gay Couple | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Mini Story | MM Romance | MMM Romance | New Weird | Neurodivergent main character | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | Paranoid Fiction | Parallel Universe | Poly Gay Romance | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Soap Opera | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | SuperVillain PoV | Survivalism | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | Third-person limited | Time Travel | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Villain Main Characters | Vignette | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Why Choose - Poly Romance | Zombie Apocalypse | And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.