EelKat Wendy C Allen - Dark Fantasy Author

FAQs: You seem to be very serious. You don't ever joke or meme do you?

Yes, I am always very serious, and no, I never make jokes.

And there are reasons for it. Namly Kanner's Syndrome (ACTUAL Autism), PTSD, OCD, and Agoraphobia

Yes, I am VERY serious.

And no... jokes and memes...


I do not.

I find both jokes and memes to be excessively vile acts.

I don't do them, nor do I tolerate anyone doing it near me, either.

Jokes are a type of lie.

Lies are evil.

Lies are not allowed here.

Therefore, jokes are evil.

Jokes are not allowed here either.

Memes are nothing but bullies making fun of the suffering of others.

Memes are evil.

Memes are not allowed here.

You make jokes or post memes in my chat and I WILL ban your vile, piece of shit ass.

I have ZERO tolerance for filth like that around here.

Part of why I like Avallac'h is because he IS a lot like me. Like attracts like after all.

Like me, Avallac'h sees telling jokes as a horrible crime, a form of telling a lie.

We even see a scene in Chapter 5 of Lady of the Lake, where he threatens to kill Ciri if she dare ever lie to him because he believes the ONLY punishment for telling a lie is death, execution.

And we see a scene when Ciri accuses Avallac'h of lying just to see how he'll react, and BOY does he react! He had a total meltdown and has trouble restraining himself from beating Ciri to a pulp over it.

Avallac'h has an extreme hatred for bullies and thinks nothing of throttling to death someone who bullies anyone in his family.

Avallac'h in the novels, is very serious and openly admits he not only never jokes, but he fails to understand the logic of jokes. He is very strict, very stern, and very quick to defend himself, his honour, and all of his wives and their honour.

Avallac'h don't take shit from no one and make no leniency for even the slightest bending of rules.

I like him for that, because if there's one thing I HATE, it'svile,  jackass pieces of shit who tell lies, make jokes, bully others, and thwart authority.

I like rules. 

I like laws.

I like people who enforce rules and laws with a firm fist, not afraid to beat the face in of someone who dares break rules and slid past laws.

Avallac'h is EXACTLY like me in this respect, and I love him for that.

Our society is seriously lacking in good, moral, decent men who beat to a pulp bullies, liars, law breakers, and joksters. Our real world needs more tight fisted men like Avallac'h.

If you ever meet me in real life, one thing you'll learn FAST is I don't think twice about belting someone in the face if they start goofing off, lazing around, telling jokes, telling lies... I have ZERO tolerance for it and no qualms about breaking your jaw over it either.

I'm NOT a people person. I never have been. And I don't like people disrupting my personal space.

Laws and rules and men who enforce those laws and rules, make me feel safe.

Avallac'h instills a sense of safety in me because of his extreme adherence to obeying rules and laws and enforcing rules and laws, and killing liars and jokesters. Like a police officer, he makes the world around him safe for his family, making him a safe person to be around. This is why just seeing Avallac'h triggers a sense of safety in me allowing me to relax.

People who jump around, goofing off, telling jokes... they make me very, very, very nervous and trigger all kinds of danger bell red flags in me. They trigger fight or flight reactions in me. I don't trust them and all I want to do is punch them out to restore peace, quiet, and safety.

In my mind, no one who tells a lie is trustworthy.

If a person is not trustworthy, they disrupt safety.

I have PTSD and require extreme sense of safety at all times.

Any disruption of my safe zone triggers HUGE meltdowns and MASSIVE panic attacks.

A joke is a type of a lie.

Therefore someone who tells a joke is NOT trustworthy.

Memes and jokes disrupt my safe zone.

People who troll, spam, joke, or meme in chat are HIGHLY STRESSFUL for me.

Likewise streamers who bounce around, scream, yell, rage quit, and make fast movements or loud noises are also highly stressful for me and are viewed in my mind as very, very, VERY not safe to be around, thus why I don't watch streamers like that, because my mind sees them as a threat.

I am aware that most people see me as ridgid, as I've had plenty of people tell me this.

It is VERY important that you remember...

#FIRSTLY: I have Kanner's Syndrome - aka ACTUAL AUTISM - meaning: 


* I am always dead serious

* There is no hidden meanings, sexual innuendos, or euphemisms in my words

* I always use direct dictionary definitions

* I say what I mean

* I mean what I say

#SECONDLY: I come from a culture where jokes are seen as EXTREMELY taboo and done only by lying gits in service of Satan.

A joke is a form of a lie.

To tell a joke, is to tell a lie.

Lies are a one way ticket to hell.

Jokes and memes ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE

No... I am not joking.

I NEVER joke.

Let me repeat this:

#A joke is a form of a lie.

#To tell a joke, is to tell a lie.

#Lies are a one way ticket to hell.


Jokes make me very uncomfortable as jokes trigger my brain to assume the person is covering up for something they want to hide, and then I want to know what they are trying to hide and why, and that in turn triggers my brain to start sending off threat singles of a disruption to the safety of the area around me.

Kanner's Syndrome (ACTUAL Autism), PTSD, OCD, and Agoraphobia are all anxiety disorders caused by abuse. 

My uncles often used the term "it's just a joke" or "I'm only joking" when brutally beating up the children. I was still a toddler when my brain had been conditioned to see jokes in connection with getting a beaten, and therefore any jokes automatically triggers and fight or flight reaction in me alerting me to danger and my safety being threatened.

Jokes and lies are every bit as evil as sex, drinking, smoking, and eating meat. They are only slightly less evil then adultery, rape, abortion, and murder. 

#Jokes, memes, lies, drinking, adultery, sex outside of marriage, smoking, eating meat, abortion, rape, and murder are all are evil acts brought into this world by the Gentiles. Infidels who spit on God's love and turn their backs from him. 

We, God's Children, avoid contaminating ourselves with the sins of the Gentiles. All sinful acts bar you from entering Heaven and shall rain God's wrath down upon you.

My family can trace it's Jewish/Hebrew roots all the way back to the captivity of Persia in the time of Daniel, 5,000 years ago. While we no longer practice the religion of Judea, we hold strong the traditions passed down by our ancestors through it. I am a 5th generation Mormon, raised in a strict Calvinist private school, and am a priestess of Damballah.

I allow no leeway for sin in my life.

So yes, I am always very serious, and no, I never make jokes.

Probably not the answer you wanted to hear, but you asked, and I answered.

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The Witcher 3: 
Wild Hunt 
|Game of the Year Edition| 
Completionist Run: 
The Avallac'h Playthrough
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About This Game Play:

This current mod-making playthrough, is prep for a future fully-lore-friendly playthrough....

The ultimate goal of my mod making playthrough, is to make every character as lore-friendly as possible to how they were described in the novels.

Most specifically though we are transforming as much of the game as possible to match Chapter 5 of the novel Lady of the Lake, when Ciri lived with Avallac'h the first time, on The Lake of Avalon.

This current playthrough is largely a lot of test runs of hundreds of mods. It is being played open world with quests rarely happening, to allow us to run tests of various mods as I build them.

Due to the fact that the game engine, scripts, and other files is often open and being edited while I'm playing the game, this current playthrough is very unstable with bugs and glitches happening  daily and game crashes happening, sometimes as often as every few minutes.

You are witnessing a live overhaul and full rewrite of the game, that when finished will be used in a complete (more normal style) playthrough of the game.

However do not expect to see the lore-friendly playthrough any time soon. 

I began building this overhaul mod May 13, 2018 and have worked on it daily for 4 to 12 hours a day, all of it streamed here on Twitch, and... 

...while we've now altered over 2,000 script files, more than 7,000 textures, several hundred meshes, 400+ xml files, dozens of ini files, and have now begun work on changing 3D models...

...this project is far from finished and could see as much as another 3 years of daily work before completion.

Computer  stats: 

Motherboard: Asus Z170

Processor: i7-7000 @4.20GHz

RAM: 16 GB

Graphics Card: NVirdia 1070 GTX

Capture Card: AVerMedia Live Gamer HD

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