IMPORTANT UPDATE:

Due to the murder of my family and the resulting court cases, police investigations, and FBI investigations, I no longer have time to daily update this website.

Likewise ALL novel, short story, and article writing projects are on hiatus.

All book releases, book signings, workshops, and convention appearances for 2015 (and unknown amount of time after) are on hold while the murder investigation of my family is ongoing.

Writing advice for the worldbuilding, character creation, and other writing how to articles are on hold.

From now on, the bulk of updates here will be about the investigation into the murder of my family.

No, NOT just THIS author website, not JUST the EelKat pename, not just self published books: ALL 15 (fifteen) of my penames are on hiatus, that includes traditional published books as well, newspaper reporting jobs, editing jobs, my work for Harlequin Romance Novels, my work for Disney... EVERYTHING is on hiatus. Every publishing house I work for, every series I write, every penname I write under: they are ALL on hiatus, ALL projects.

There is NOTHING being published under ANY penname, not for ANY series, not for ANY publisher, from 2015 onward. EVERYTHING is on hold due to the murder of my family. I do not know when or even if, any of the projects will be restarted or finished.

Yes, BOTH the magazines I owned are indefinitely shut down because of this as well, with no plans for either magazine to return. The publishing house I own is also closed to submissions from now on, we will no longer be publishing anything. It is unlikely we will reopen the publishing house either.

All book signing tours, workshops, letures, PAX events, ComicCon events, carnival/festival/state fair/car show events are also canceled. I will not be attending ANY of them. If a venue still has my name listed as a guest/speaker/etc it is because they've not yet removed it. I WILL NOT be there, no matter where it is! 

EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE, IS CANCELED!

The ONLY thing continuing from this point on, is THIS website, where I'll post updates on the murder investigation, hopefully every week, but, you know how it is when 10 members of your family are beheaded, it's kind of difficult to have a schedule for anything anymore.







FAQs: You seem to be very serious. You don't ever joke or meme do you?

Yes, I am always very serious, and no, I never make jokes.

And there are reasons for it. Namly Kanner's Syndrome (ACTUAL Autism), PTSD, OCD, and Agoraphobia

Yes, I am VERY serious.

And no... jokes and memes...

No.

I do not.

I find both jokes and memes to be excessively vile acts.

I don't do them, nor do I tolerate anyone doing it near me, either.

Jokes are a type of lie.

Lies are evil.

Lies are not allowed here.

Therefore, jokes are evil.

Jokes are not allowed here either.

Memes are nothing but bullies making fun of the suffering of others.

Memes are evil.

Memes are not allowed here.

You make jokes or post memes in my chat and I WILL ban your vile, piece of shit ass.

I have ZERO tolerance for filth like that around here.

Part of why I like Avallac'h is because he IS a lot like me. Like attracts like after all.

Like me, Avallac'h sees telling jokes as a horrible crime, a form of telling a lie.

We even see a scene in Chapter 5 of Lady of the Lake, where he threatens to kill Ciri if she dare ever lie to him because he believes the ONLY punishment for telling a lie is death, execution.

And we see a scene when Ciri accuses Avallac'h of lying just to see how he'll react, and BOY does he react! He had a total meltdown and has trouble restraining himself from beating Ciri to a pulp over it.

Avallac'h has an extreme hatred for bullies and thinks nothing of throttling to death someone who bullies anyone in his family.

Avallac'h in the novels, is very serious and openly admits he not only never jokes, but he fails to understand the logic of jokes. He is very strict, very stern, and very quick to defend himself, his honour, and all of his wives and their honour.

Avallac'h don't take shit from no one and make no leniency for even the slightest bending of rules.

I like him for that, because if there's one thing I HATE, it'svile,  jackass pieces of shit who tell lies, make jokes, bully others, and thwart authority.

I like rules. 

I like laws.

I like people who enforce rules and laws with a firm fist, not afraid to beat the face in of someone who dares break rules and slid past laws.

Avallac'h is EXACTLY like me in this respect, and I love him for that.

Our society is seriously lacking in good, moral, decent men who beat to a pulp bullies, liars, law breakers, and joksters. Our real world needs more tight fisted men like Avallac'h.

If you ever meet me in real life, one thing you'll learn FAST is I don't think twice about belting someone in the face if they start goofing off, lazing around, telling jokes, telling lies... I have ZERO tolerance for it and no qualms about breaking your jaw over it either.

I'm NOT a people person. I never have been. And I don't like people disrupting my personal space.

Laws and rules and men who enforce those laws and rules, make me feel safe.

Avallac'h instills a sense of safety in me because of his extreme adherence to obeying rules and laws and enforcing rules and laws, and killing liars and jokesters. Like a police officer, he makes the world around him safe for his family, making him a safe person to be around. This is why just seeing Avallac'h triggers a sense of safety in me allowing me to relax.

People who jump around, goofing off, telling jokes... they make me very, very, very nervous and trigger all kinds of danger bell red flags in me. They trigger fight or flight reactions in me. I don't trust them and all I want to do is punch them out to restore peace, quiet, and safety.

In my mind, no one who tells a lie is trustworthy.

If a person is not trustworthy, they disrupt safety.

I have PTSD and require extreme sense of safety at all times.

Any disruption of my safe zone triggers HUGE meltdowns and MASSIVE panic attacks.

A joke is a type of a lie.

Therefore someone who tells a joke is NOT trustworthy.

Memes and jokes disrupt my safe zone.

People who troll, spam, joke, or meme in chat are HIGHLY STRESSFUL for me.

Likewise streamers who bounce around, scream, yell, rage quit, and make fast movements or loud noises are also highly stressful for me and are viewed in my mind as very, very, VERY not safe to be around, thus why I don't watch streamers like that, because my mind sees them as a threat.

I am aware that most people see me as ridgid, as I've had plenty of people tell me this.

It is VERY important that you remember...

#FIRSTLY: I have Kanner's Syndrome - aka ACTUAL AUTISM - meaning: 

* I NEVER MAKE JOKES

* I am always dead serious

* There is no hidden meanings, sexual innuendos, or euphemisms in my words

* I always use direct dictionary definitions

* I say what I mean

* I mean what I say


#SECONDLY: I come from a culture where jokes are seen as EXTREMELY taboo and done only by lying gits in service of Satan.

A joke is a form of a lie.

To tell a joke, is to tell a lie.

Lies are a one way ticket to hell.

Jokes and memes ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE

No... I am not joking.

I NEVER joke.

Let me repeat this:

#A joke is a form of a lie.

#To tell a joke, is to tell a lie.

#Lies are a one way ticket to hell.

#Jokes and memes ARE NOT ALLOWED ON MY CHANNEL!

Jokes make me very uncomfortable as jokes trigger my brain to assume the person is covering up for something they want to hide, and then I want to know what they are trying to hide and why, and that in turn triggers my brain to start sending off threat singles of a disruption to the safety of the area around me.

Kanner's Syndrome (ACTUAL Autism), PTSD, OCD, and Agoraphobia are all anxiety disorders caused by abuse. 

My uncles often used the term "it's just a joke" or "I'm only joking" when brutally beating up the children. I was still a toddler when my brain had been conditioned to see jokes in connection with getting a beaten, and therefore any jokes automatically triggers and fight or flight reaction in me alerting me to danger and my safety being threatened.

Jokes and lies are every bit as evil as sex, drinking, smoking, and eating meat. They are only slightly less evil then adultery, rape, abortion, and murder. 

#Jokes, memes, lies, drinking, adultery, sex outside of marriage, smoking, eating meat, abortion, rape, and murder are all are evil acts brought into this world by the Gentiles. Infidels who spit on God's love and turn their backs from him. 

We, God's Children, avoid contaminating ourselves with the sins of the Gentiles. All sinful acts bar you from entering Heaven and shall rain God's wrath down upon you.

My family can trace it's Jewish/Hebrew roots all the way back to the captivity of Persia in the time of Daniel, 5,000 years ago. While we no longer practice the religion of Judea, we hold strong the traditions passed down by our ancestors through it. I am a 5th generation Mormon, raised in a strict Calvinist private school, and am a priestess of Damballah.

I allow no leeway for sin in my life.

So yes, I am always very serious, and no, I never make jokes.

Probably not the answer you wanted to hear, but you asked, and I answered.


All the Witcher 3 images on this page were edited using 2 software programs: 
VideoPad Professional (not free)
 
John Paul Chacha's Chasys Draw IES Artist (free)

All images on this page are from:
The Witcher 3: 
Wild Hunt 
|Game of the Year Edition| 
Completionist Run: The Avallac'h Playthrough
(Watch It Live HERE)





Trailer For The Avallac'h Playthrough:



More Pictures From Witcher 3:

**Pages listed below, are marked as NSFW if it contains more then 10 pictures of nude/topless women, usually Ciri, with bare breasts and nipples... or at least one picture of a vagina, again usually Ciri's**

**NOTE that pages NOT marked as NSFW may also have bare breasts, just fewer then 10 images of them**


If a page listed below is not yet a link, that is because it is still set to private and not yet live, because it has fewer then 50 images on it.

These pages go live after they have 50 images on the page, and it takes a huge amount of time for me to make these images. Each of these Witcher-3-image-collection pages takes 80+ hours to make.

Most of these pages have 300+ images, a few have over 1,000 images. Each page may take a long time to load if you are on mobile or have slow internet.

In total there are more then 15,000 images of Avallac'h spread out across these pages.


Note that these pages are updated daily, with new images added to the appropriate pages after each Twitch stream. *(I play the game daily even when not streaming it, so even days with no stream, these pages get updated)* And as such, these pages are always growing larger, and more pages are always being added.

Eventually I will have a separate page for EACH and EVERY town and Point of Interest in the game, with a goal of 1,000 images in each collection. Meaning when this project is finished there will be more the 500 pages, and more then 500,000 images across them.

This project started May 13, 2018 and as of May 8, 2021 now has 32,500 screenshots uploaded. You can see them by clicking on the links below.

New pages are added all the time and the links go live after there are at least 100 images on the page. MOST of the links below have more than 500 images, some have more than a 1,000. Know that due to the image heavy nature of these pages these pages may not load well on mobile and may suffer from long loading times if you are on low quality internet speeds. If you are on dial up, these pages may not load at all, due to the large sizes of the image files and the fact of500+ images per page.

If a page is listed below, but does not yet have a link, it is because the page has been started, but is still in draft format due to not yet having 100 images uploaded to it. It'll go live once it reaches 100 image.



If you could recommend I watch one VOD that best represented your channel, which would it be?

This one....








If One of these Videos Is Active,
I'm Live Streaming Right Now...

I stream on Twitch, YouTube, FaceBook, and Twitter. I have no pre-planned schedule for which site I will go live on. I do NOT multi-stream on multiple sites at once, so if I am live on one, I am not live on the other 3. (The FaceBook one will say "Video Unavailable" when not live.)





About This Game Play:


This current mod-making playthrough, is prep for a future fully-lore-friendly playthrough....

The ultimate goal of my mod making playthrough, is to make every character as lore-friendly as possible to how they were described in the novels.

Most specifically though we are transforming as much of the game as possible to match Chapter 5 of the novel Lady of the Lake, when Ciri lived with Avallac'h the first time, on The Lake of Avalon.

This current playthrough is largely a lot of test runs of hundreds of mods. It is being played open world with quests rarely happening, to allow us to run tests of various mods as I build them.

Due to the fact that the game engine, scripts, and other files is often open and being edited while I'm playing the game, this current playthrough is very unstable with bugs and glitches happening  daily and game crashes happening, sometimes as often as every few minutes.

You are witnessing a live overhaul and full rewrite of the game, that when finished will be used in a complete (more normal style) playthrough of the game.

However do not expect to see the lore-friendly playthrough any time soon. 

I began building this overhaul mod May 13, 2018 and have worked on it daily for 4 to 12 hours a day, all of it streamed here on Twitch, and... 

...while we've now altered over 2,000 script files, more than 7,000 textures, several hundred meshes, 400+ xml files, dozens of ini files, and have now begun work on changing 3D models...

...this project is far from finished and could see as much as another 3 years of daily work before completion.

UPDATE: October 5, 2020... it is now nearing 3 years since starting, and  there are now more than 20,000 files edited in this project, and no end is yet in sight.



Computer  stats: 

Motherboard: Asus Z170

Processor: i7-7000 @4.20GHz

RAM: 64 GB

Graphics Card: NVirdia 1070 GTX

Capture Card: AVerMedia Live Gamer HD

Hard Drive: There are 11 hard drives by various brands, in total there is 88TB of harddrive on the computer

Cooling system: There are 8 fans and a liquid cooling system inside the computer; plus not attached to the computer, are 2 house fans and a house air conditioner... which are required to keep the computer from overheating during my daily 9 hour streams.

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There are a lot more parts on the computer, but those above are the base requirements if you want to build a gaming rig capable of running Witcher 3 with over 4,000 mods, including over 20,000 custom graphics added to the game.

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Keyboards: I use 2 keyboards... a full size mechanical with rainbow lights and a mini-size wireless.

Headphones: After going through over a dozen headphones each a different brand and model, some costing several hundreds of dollars, and all suffered the same problem of breaking at the swivel point, I finally found one that did not break at it's swivels and have used them since 2016.

Monitors: I use multiple monitors and change and add more every year or so, which monitor I have is different at any given time. As a general rule, my set of monitors is whatever was the biggest screen, curved screen, gaming monitor that was a new release during that year's Black Friday sale.

Mouse: I have 6 wireless, all the same, and just switch them out mid stream when the batteries die.

Camera: This is the camera & mic I use for my IRL vlogs, car vlogs, and shopping vlogs.

Webcam: This is the camera & mic used for the facecam on my Witcher 3 streams.

I do not use a mic. I've tried several over the years, and every one of them, couldn't come close to having the quality of the mic that came built in to each of those 2 cameras above, so I discontinued using a seperate mic and just use the 2 cameras' built in mics now.

2nd Camera: The other camera I use. Usually this one is for the stills of my flowers, garden, pets, and cars, but it is sometimes used for video recordings as well. This camera is mostly used for the photography prints I sell on Zazzle.

Camera stands: I use Gorilla Pods for all of my cameras.

I have more cameras, used for my photography, but those does get used for streaming or vlogging so no need to list them here.

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The base computer was built in 2016, and cost just under $3,000 to build. But has been upgraded and expanded on a regular basis every few months since than. In total the computer cost over $15,000 to build, spent over a period of 4 years.

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Video Editing Software: VideoPad Professional

Text/Code Editing Software: EditPad

Image Editing Software: John Paul Chacha's Chasys Draw IES Artist

File Organizer: yWriter

















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