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In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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Having started out in life as a GeoCities site, this site contains glitter, bright colours, blinkies, moving gifs, and other things the old web was known for. |
40TH CENTURY DYSTOPIAN MAINE | COZY SWEET ROMANTASY | DARK FANTASY | ELVES & FAERIES & DEMONS & SHIFTERS | FURRY YAOI | GOTHIC LITERATURE | GYPSY MAIN CHARACTERS | INTERSEX CHARACTER | LGBTQAI+ FICTION | MARRIED GAY COUPLE | MINI STORY | Mpreg SERIES | POLY GAY ROMANCE | QUEER FICTION | SLICE OF LIFE | TRANSMAN CHARACTER | VIGNETTE | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE |
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Vendetta over Vittles
The GodForsaken City (formerly known as Boston) street market was chaos.
GhoulSpawn slipped through the crowd, pilfering baubles and slipping them into his coat. He made several rounds around the back of BoomFuzzy’s 1968 robin egg blue VW bus food truck, before slinking sneakily back to Quaraun’s vardo, and then slithering through the crowd emptying Human pockets as he passed.
BoomFuzzy leaned out of his food truck window, shouting over the noise.
“Egg salad sandwiches! Best in the city! No refunds!”
A line of hungry Humans stretched down the street. BoomFuzzy slapped together bread and egg salad at lightning speed. Quaraun sat regally on a pile of silk near his Vardo, a crystal tray of his own sandwiches nearby.
A scrawny Human approached BoomFuzzy’s window.
“How much?”
“Thirty credits.”
“Thirty?! For egg salad?”
BoomFuzzy leaned out the window, gold-plated teeth gleaming.
“Ya want it or not?”
The man scowled and tossed the credits onto the counter. BoomFuzzy shoved a sandwich into his hand. The man took a bite — and his eyes widened.
“Oh… wow… that’s — ”
“Perfection,” BoomFuzzy said smugly.
Quaraun’s sharp voice cut through the crowd.
“My sandwiches are twenty credits.”
BoomFuzzy’s eyes narrowed.
“Ya undercutting me?”
“I sell higher quality sandwiches.”
BoomFuzzy stepped out of the truck.
“Oh, aye? Let’s see then.”
Quaraun lifted a delicate sandwich and took a slow, elegant bite.
“Flawless.”
BoomFuzzy grabbed a sandwich from Quaraun’s tray. He bit into it.
They locked eyes.
BoomFuzzy chewed.
Slowly.
“…It’s better.”
Quaraun smiled.
“Tis not possible for ANYONE, especially not a inapt bumbling imbecile like you, to make ANY food better then mine.”
“Arrogant, much?”
BoomFuzzy’s hand shot out and swiped Quaraun’s sandwich tray.
“Hey!”
BoomFuzzy turned back toward the food truck.
“Business is business, JellyElf.”
Quaraun’s Rainbow Wand lit up.
BoomFuzzy’s food truck was instantly surrounded by thorny pink vines.
“Ach!” BoomFuzzy yelped. “Ya fucking Elf!”
BoomFuzzy pulled out his Glimmer Wand, aiming it at Quaraun.
GhoulSpawn slid past with a stolen gold chain.
“Uh… guys? Market guard’s coming. You might want to reel in the crazy.”
BoomFuzzy tossed the sandwiches back at Quaraun.
“Fine! Keep yer damn sandwiches!”
Quaraun smirked.
“Better luck next time.”
BoomFuzzy returned to his food truck, sputtering and muttering under his breath, and resumed selling sandwiches until the guards were out of sight.
With the guards gone he returned to Quaraun’s vardo and stood there glaring at Quaraun.
“What?” Quaraun asked innocently, knowing full well why BoomFuzzy was upset.
BoomFuzzy narrowed his eyes.
“Wait a bleedin’ minute…”
Quaraun arched a delicate white eyebrow.
“Yes?”
“Since when do you sell food?”
“Since today.”
“Yis a silk weaver.”
“Usually, yes. Today I am selling egg-salad sandwiches.”
BoomFuzzy strode toward Quaraun, who sat elegantly beneath the silk awning of his Vardo. His long silver tentacle-hair swayed lazily, shimmering in the dim streetlight.
“I am the world’s greatest chef,” BoomFuzzy snarled.
“You are that,” Quaraun agreed, as he took a bit of another sandwich. “These are spectacular!”
“You can’t cook,” BoomFuzzy said suspiciously.
Quaraun smiled faintly.
“That is correct.”
“So how,” BoomFuzzy leaned down, hands on his hips. “Are ya makin’ sandwiches better than mine?”
Quaraun lifted a delicate hand to brush his hair behind one long silver-tipped ear.
“Trade secret.”
BoomFuzzy’s eyes narrowed.
“Show me.”
Quaraun’s smile deepened. He reached beneath the folds of his pink silk robe and produced a small glass vial. The pink liquid inside glimmered under the flickering neon lights. Next, he produced a tiny silver tin.
“What’s that?” BoomFuzzy demanded.
“Pink salt,” Quaraun replied, opening the tin to reveal shimmering crystals.
“And that?” BoomFuzzy pointed to the vial.
“Turmeric essence.”
BoomFuzzy’s mouth twisted.
“Yer tellin’ me… ya been stealin’ me sandwiches, sprucin’ ’em up with fairy dust and spices, and then resellin’ ‘em?”
Quaraun’s smile sharpened.
“Precisely.”
BoomFuzzy snatched the sandwich Quaraun had been holding, sniffed it, and then took a bite. His eyes widened.
“Ach! That’s… actually brilliant.”
Quaraun’s smile widened.
“I know.”
BoomFuzzy scowled.
“Still doesn’t explain how ya got me sandwiches.”
Quaraun’s large pink pupils sparkled mischievously.
“Glinta.”
“The Goat?”
“I’m a sheep,” GhoulSpawn said.
BoomFuzzy’s head whipped toward GhoulSpawn, who was lurking behind a market stall with a half-eaten pickle in one hand and a shiny recently stolen gold pocket watch in the other.
“Ya stole me sandwiches?”
“Hey, man,” GhoulSpawn shrugged, “Quaraun asked. And, like… he paid me.”
“With what?” BoomFuzzy growled.
“Moxie.”
BoomFuzzy glared back at Quaraun.
Quaraun grinned.
“You bribed the Goat with two thousand year old soda to steal me sandwiches?”
“I’m a sheep,” GhoulSpawn said again, but no one was listening.
Quaraun’s smile deepened.
“It seemed efficient.”
BoomFuzzy sighed.
“I should be angry.”
Quaraun handed him the vial and salt tin.
“Care to collaborate?”
BoomFuzzy bit into the enhanced sandwich and groaned.
“Aye… yer lucky I love ya skinny white arse.”
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The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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Links To The Quaraun Stories Can Be Found Listed Here These Stories are cross published on: You can find even more about Quaraun novels, novellas, novelettes, short stories, poems and drabbles at these locations: | Amazon AC1 | Amazon AC2 | Blogger | DeviantArt | FB Profile | FB Page | FB Short Story Writers Group | FictionPress | Google Business | Google Developers | Gravatar | GumRoad | Instagram | Itch.io | LinkedIn | Medium | Myspace | NexusMods | Notd | OnlyFans | PayPal | Pinterest | Quora | Reddit 1 | Reddit 2 | Spoonflower | Steam | TikTok | Tumblr | Twitch | Twitter-X | Vocal | YouTube | Zazzle | Google+ |Copyright © [oldest articles written 1978],[website founded - 1996] – |
f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:
...and after that video, you want these ones:
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If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:
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My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.
As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.
There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.
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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.
There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.
I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Do you know who this woman is?
On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.
She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.
Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.
The golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club. |
The Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
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If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?
Video explains what else she's done ...
If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon
Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad
On Medium:
An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium
(NOTE: a $5 or $15 per month paid subscription required to access stories on Medium)
On Vocal:
Index of the Quaraun short stories on Vocal
On Notd:
Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on Notd
On OnlyFans:
Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on OnlyFans
(NOTE: a $4.99 per month paid subscription required to access stories on OnlyFans)
Pink Necromancer Merch: On CafePress:
An Index of the Quaraun Merch on CafePress
Pink Necromancer Merch: On Zazzle:
Index of the Quaraun Merch on Zazzle