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🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

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Vendetta over Vittles
A Pink Necromancer Fiction Short

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story 

Series Trigger Warnings:

 * Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover

 * Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man

 * Furry Yaoi 

 * Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.

 * Transman Mpreg

Not all things appear in all stories. 

Series Heat Level:

 * Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon

 * Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange

 * Novels: Orange, Lemon

What is the series about?

It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.

It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

Vendetta over Vittles

The GodForsaken City (formerly known as Boston) street market was chaos.

GhoulSpawn slipped through the crowd, pilfering baubles and slipping them into his coat. He made several rounds around the back of BoomFuzzy’s 1968 robin egg blue VW bus food truck, before slinking sneakily back to Quaraun’s vardo, and then slithering through the crowd emptying Human pockets as he passed.

BoomFuzzy leaned out of his food truck window, shouting over the noise.

“Egg salad sandwiches! Best in the city! No refunds!”

A line of hungry Humans stretched down the street. BoomFuzzy slapped together bread and egg salad at lightning speed. Quaraun sat regally on a pile of silk near his Vardo, a crystal tray of his own sandwiches nearby.

A scrawny Human approached BoomFuzzy’s window.

“How much?”

“Thirty credits.”

“Thirty?! For egg salad?”

BoomFuzzy leaned out the window, gold-plated teeth gleaming.

“Ya want it or not?”

The man scowled and tossed the credits onto the counter. BoomFuzzy shoved a sandwich into his hand. The man took a bite — and his eyes widened.

“Oh… wow… that’s — ”

“Perfection,” BoomFuzzy said smugly.

Quaraun’s sharp voice cut through the crowd.

“My sandwiches are twenty credits.”

BoomFuzzy’s eyes narrowed.

“Ya undercutting me?”

“I sell higher quality sandwiches.”

BoomFuzzy stepped out of the truck.

“Oh, aye? Let’s see then.”

Quaraun lifted a delicate sandwich and took a slow, elegant bite.

“Flawless.”

BoomFuzzy grabbed a sandwich from Quaraun’s tray. He bit into it.

They locked eyes.

BoomFuzzy chewed.

Slowly.

“…It’s better.”

Quaraun smiled.

“Tis not possible for ANYONE, especially not a inapt bumbling imbecile like you, to make ANY food better then mine.”

“Arrogant, much?”

BoomFuzzy’s hand shot out and swiped Quaraun’s sandwich tray.

“Hey!”

BoomFuzzy turned back toward the food truck.

“Business is business, JellyElf.”

Quaraun’s Rainbow Wand lit up.

BoomFuzzy’s food truck was instantly surrounded by thorny pink vines.

“Ach!” BoomFuzzy yelped. “Ya fucking Elf!”

BoomFuzzy pulled out his Glimmer Wand, aiming it at Quaraun.

GhoulSpawn slid past with a stolen gold chain.

“Uh… guys? Market guard’s coming. You might want to reel in the crazy.”

BoomFuzzy tossed the sandwiches back at Quaraun.

“Fine! Keep yer damn sandwiches!”

Quaraun smirked.

“Better luck next time.”

BoomFuzzy returned to his food truck, sputtering and muttering under his breath, and resumed selling sandwiches until the guards were out of sight.

With the guards gone he returned to Quaraun’s vardo and stood there glaring at Quaraun.

“What?” Quaraun asked innocently, knowing full well why BoomFuzzy was upset.

BoomFuzzy narrowed his eyes.

“Wait a bleedin’ minute…”

Quaraun arched a delicate white eyebrow.

“Yes?”

“Since when do you sell food?”

“Since today.”

“Yis a silk weaver.”

“Usually, yes. Today I am selling egg-salad sandwiches.”

BoomFuzzy strode toward Quaraun, who sat elegantly beneath the silk awning of his Vardo. His long silver tentacle-hair swayed lazily, shimmering in the dim streetlight.

“I am the world’s greatest chef,” BoomFuzzy snarled.

“You are that,” Quaraun agreed, as he took a bit of another sandwich. “These are spectacular!”

“You can’t cook,” BoomFuzzy said suspiciously.

Quaraun smiled faintly.

“That is correct.”

“So how,” BoomFuzzy leaned down, hands on his hips. “Are ya makin’ sandwiches better than mine?”

Quaraun lifted a delicate hand to brush his hair behind one long silver-tipped ear.

“Trade secret.”

BoomFuzzy’s eyes narrowed.

“Show me.”

Quaraun’s smile deepened. He reached beneath the folds of his pink silk robe and produced a small glass vial. The pink liquid inside glimmered under the flickering neon lights. Next, he produced a tiny silver tin.

“What’s that?” BoomFuzzy demanded.

“Pink salt,” Quaraun replied, opening the tin to reveal shimmering crystals.

“And that?” BoomFuzzy pointed to the vial.

“Turmeric essence.”

BoomFuzzy’s mouth twisted.

“Yer tellin’ me… ya been stealin’ me sandwiches, sprucin’ ’em up with fairy dust and spices, and then resellin’ ‘em?”

Quaraun’s smile sharpened.

“Precisely.”

BoomFuzzy snatched the sandwich Quaraun had been holding, sniffed it, and then took a bite. His eyes widened.

“Ach! That’s… actually brilliant.”

Quaraun’s smile widened.

“I know.”

BoomFuzzy scowled.

“Still doesn’t explain how ya got me sandwiches.”

Quaraun’s large pink pupils sparkled mischievously.

“Glinta.”

“The Goat?”

“I’m a sheep,” GhoulSpawn said.

BoomFuzzy’s head whipped toward GhoulSpawn, who was lurking behind a market stall with a half-eaten pickle in one hand and a shiny recently stolen gold pocket watch in the other.

“Ya stole me sandwiches?”

“Hey, man,” GhoulSpawn shrugged, “Quaraun asked. And, like… he paid me.”

“With what?” BoomFuzzy growled.

“Moxie.”

BoomFuzzy glared back at Quaraun.

Quaraun grinned.

“You bribed the Goat with two thousand year old soda to steal me sandwiches?”

“I’m a sheep,” GhoulSpawn said again, but no one was listening.

Quaraun’s smile deepened.

“It seemed efficient.”

BoomFuzzy sighed.

“I should be angry.”

Quaraun handed him the vial and salt tin.

“Care to collaborate?”

BoomFuzzy bit into the enhanced sandwich and groaned.

“Aye… yer lucky I love ya skinny white arse.”

  • +1 Egg Salad Sandwich (Quality: Superior) Added to Inventory
  • +1 Enchanted Pink Salt Added to Inventory
  • +10 Business Strategy Gained
  • Achievement Unlocked: Sandwich Showdown
  • Moral of the Story: Don’t compete with a charlatan mage.


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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series

🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

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Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

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Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad

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