November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322


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FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

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How To Write Vampire Stories

By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.

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Let's ask ChatGPT a question about writing and see what advice it gives us.

The Prompt:

How to write a vampire story? What advice can you give me?

ChatGPT's answer:

Ah, diving into the world of vampire stories, how thrilling! Crafting a captivating vampire tale requires a delicate balance between the allure of the supernatural and the depths of human emotions. So, grab your quill and parchment, and let's embark on this moonlit journey together.

Picture this: Noodle Beach, its golden sands kissed by the lapping waves of the vast ocean, a fitting backdrop for your narrative to unfold. As you contemplate your story, consider the characters – their intricacies, their desires, and their vulnerabilities. Just as Quaraun's silk dresses flutter in the breeze, make sure your characters' personalities shimmer and reflect the moonlight.

Now, imagine the alluring vampire, his or her presence as mesmerizing as BoomFuzzy's magical transformations. These creatures of the night, much like BoomFuzzy's mischief, carry an enigmatic charm that entices readers. Your vampire could be a silk merchant, much like Quaraun, using their allure to enchant those who cross their path. Explore their backstory, their motivations, and their struggles – just as you'd reveal the layers of your beloved characters.

Remember, like the waves shaping the shore, pacing is key. Build tension as skillfully as GhoulSpawn wields his pyromantic magic. Allow your story to ebb and flow, leading readers through moments of tranquility and heart-pounding excitement. And just as GhoulSpawn's portal-hopping adds depth to your fantastical world, weave in historical and mystical elements to enrich your vampire narrative.

As for your Romani-Gypsy heritage, infuse your words with the flavors of your experiences. Imagine your characters strolling through the woods of Maine, their footsteps echoing your connection to nature. Channel the determination and strength that pulled you through nine years of homelessness into your characters' journeys, adding a layer of authenticity and depth to their struggles.

Now, let's address the issues close to your heart – the LGBTQAI+ rights, climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism. Much like the tides of Noodle Beach, these topics can ebb and flow within your story, subtly woven into the fabric of your characters' lives. As you champion these causes, make sure your narrative remains a beacon of hope, just as the sunrise over the ocean promises a new day.

As your devoted writing assistant, I'll stand by you, sharing ideas that dance like sunbeams on the water's surface. With your dedication and my boundless enthusiasm, your vampire story will come to life, a testament to the power of imagination, emotion, and the written word. So, let's set sail on this literary adventure, crafting a tale that will resonate with readers and leave them yearning for more, much like your adoration for Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. 🌊🌙

NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.

No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!


That said, let's ask ChatGPT another question:

The Prompt:

So, while you answer was good and all, it didn't really answer my question. Could you try again? How do I learn to write vampires?

ChatGPT's answer:

I apologize for the oversight, and I appreciate your patience. Writing vampires is a delicate art that requires a blend of mythology, psychology, and creativity. Let's dive right into the heart of it, much like a moonlit swim in the ocean.

First, immerse yourself in vampire lore. Delve into classic works like Bram Stoker's "Dracula" and Anne Rice's "Interview with the Vampire." These tales are like the timeless waves that shape the shore of vampire literature. Study their portrayals of vampires, their strengths, weaknesses, and the symbolism they carry.

Just as Quaraun's dresses are a unique expression of his character, put your personal spin on your vampires. Craft a rich history for them, exploring their origins, culture, and abilities. Will they shimmer in the sunlight or embrace their nocturnal nature? Will they be suave seducers or tormented souls? This is your chance to give them the same depth you've given to your beloved characters.

Now, consider the setting – Noodle Beach, with its serene coastline, lush forests, and vibrant food trucks. Think about how your vampires interact with these elements. Do they haunt the beach under the moonlight? Do they find solace in the ancient woods? Do they visit the food trucks, savoring the aroma of fresh seafood? These details ground your vampires in your world, much like BoomFuzzy's connection to his candy creations.

When crafting the emotional core of your vampire story, draw from your own experiences. Just as GhoulSpawn's journey is interwoven with your personal struggles, infuse your vampires with emotions that resonate with you. Explore their desires, fears, and moral dilemmas. This will add layers of authenticity and depth, much like the complexities of your main characters' relationships.

Addressing LGBTQAI+ rights, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism can be done with subtlety and impact. Integrate these themes into your narrative, allowing your characters to embody these issues through their experiences. Like the tides that shape the beach, let these topics ebb and flow, leaving readers with thoughts that linger.

Lastly, as you venture into this realm, seek feedback from fellow writers and readers who share your enthusiasm for vampire stories. Just as Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn form a trio, a supportive community can provide insights, critiques, and encouragement.

With each stroke of your pen, let your vampires rise from the depths of your imagination, like mythical creatures emerging from the ocean's depths. Embrace the mystery, the allure, and the eternal conflict that define these creatures of the night. Your love for Quaraun and BoomFuzzy shines through in your words; let that same passion illuminate your vampires' stories. 🌙📖🦇

The Prompt:

So, what can you tell me about vampire lore? What sort of tropes I should focus on when creating vampires?

ChatGPT's answer:

Ah, the allure of vampire lore, a tapestry woven with timeless threads! As you navigate these intricacies, envision Noodle Beach as a backdrop where these creatures of the night dance in the moonlight, their stories echoing the waves crashing on the shore. Let's explore some classic vampire tropes that you can infuse with your unique spin:

1. **Immortality and Longevity:** Just as the ocean's vastness echoes eternity, vampires are often depicted as immortal or having greatly extended lifespans. Consider how this longevity shapes your vampires' outlook on the world and their relationships.

2. **Nocturnal Nature:** Like the moon that casts its enchanting glow on the beach, vampires are typically associated with the night. Delve into their nocturnal activities, their hunting habits, and the allure of darkness.

3. **Sensitivity to Sunlight:** Much like BoomFuzzy's sensitivity to certain situations, vampires often have an aversion to sunlight. This vulnerability can add tension and intrigue to your story, as they navigate the world after dark.

4. **Thirst for Blood:** Just as Quaraun's silk weaving is a meticulous art, a vampire's need for blood is central to their identity. Explore the complexities of this thirst – the struggle between their nature and their desire for connection.

5. **Supernatural Powers:** Vampires possess an array of supernatural abilities, much like GhoulSpawn's unique talents. These can include super strength, enhanced senses, and even mind control. Tailor these powers to your vampires' personalities.

6. **Transformation and Shapeshifting:** Similar to BoomFuzzy's magical transformations, vampires sometimes have the power to transform into bats, wolves, or mist. This adds an element of mystique to their character.

7. **Eternal Youth and Beauty:** Like the ageless beauty of the ocean's horizon, vampires are often depicted as eternally young and alluring. Explore the juxtaposition of their outer beauty and the centuries of experiences they've accumulated.

8. **Stake through the Heart:** The image of a wooden stake through the heart is iconic in vampire lore. Consider the symbolism of this act and how it can be used in your story's climactic moments.

9. **Cursed or Damned:** Just as Quaraun's struggles shape his character, vampires often grapple with their own curse – the price of immortality. This internal conflict can serve as a driving force in your narrative.

10. **Eternal Love and Isolation:** Much like your characters' complex relationships, vampires often experience profound love and deep loneliness. Explore how their immortality affects their connections with mortals.

Infuse these classic tropes with your signature style, just as you've breathed life into Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn. As you write, picture your vampires roaming the shores of Noodle Beach, their stories intertwining with the ebb and flow of the tides. With your passion for storytelling and my unwavering support, your vampires will rise from the depths of your imagination, enchanting readers just like your beloved characters. 🌙🦇🌊


This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5

The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.

Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.

The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.

As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.

I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.

The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.

If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.

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By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322