How To Write Vampire Stories



By Wendy C Allen

f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:



...and after that video, you want these ones:

eelkat_red_scarf.jpgWendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

Coming soon (Nov/Dec 2026)... patterns for my slow stitched embroidery:

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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:

  • No, I do not believe in aliens. Stop contacting me to ask for alien information. If you believe in aliens, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, my car is not haunted. I've debunked that rumour many times now. . Stop contacting me to ask for haunted car information. If you believe in haunted cars, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, I am not connected to Stephen King. I didn't even know who he was until you idiots started contacting me asking about him. I had to look him up on Google to find out what you were even talking about! If you have questions about Stephen King, go contact him and ask him. I'm not him. I don't know him. I know nothing about him. I've never read one of his books. I've never seen one of his movies. I can't figure out why you people are even coming to me to ask about him in the first place!
  1. If someone told you I believe in aliens, if someone told you my car was haunted, if someone told you I was connected to Stephen King, you NEED to contact the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation and TELL HIM WHO it was who told ou, exactly WHAT it was they said, HOW they contacted you, WHERE they contacted you... because it is a KNOWN FACT that my son's murderer is the one who started all these slanderous alien, haunted car, Stephen King rumours, and the FBI is trying to catch her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Do you know who this woman is?

On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.

She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.

Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.

Clairescreenshot.pngThe golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club.
zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotThe Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?

Video explains what else she's done ...

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.


The Goldeneagle World's Most Haunted Car - 1964 Dodge 330If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 7 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #plannedparenthood ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

@eelkat part 4 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #library ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am sick and tired of people not giving a shit that my son was murdered!

I am sick and tired of jackasses making up rumours and lies about me and my car, calling me an alien abductee and my car haunted, just to try to cover up my son's murder!

Let's ask ChatGPT a question about writing and see what advice it gives us.

The Prompt:

How to write a vampire story? What advice can you give me?

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, diving into the world of vampire stories, how thrilling! Crafting a captivating vampire tale requires a delicate balance between the allure of the supernatural and the depths of human emotions. So, grab your quill and parchment, and let's embark on this moonlit journey together.

Picture this: Noodle Beach, its golden sands kissed by the lapping waves of the vast ocean, a fitting backdrop for your narrative to unfold. As you contemplate your story, consider the characters – their intricacies, their desires, and their vulnerabilities. Just as Quaraun's silk dresses flutter in the breeze, make sure your characters' personalities shimmer and reflect the moonlight.

Now, imagine the alluring vampire, his or her presence as mesmerizing as BoomFuzzy's magical transformations. These creatures of the night, much like BoomFuzzy's mischief, carry an enigmatic charm that entices readers. Your vampire could be a silk merchant, much like Quaraun, using their allure to enchant those who cross their path. Explore their backstory, their motivations, and their struggles – just as you'd reveal the layers of your beloved characters.

Remember, like the waves shaping the shore, pacing is key. Build tension as skillfully as GhoulSpawn wields his pyromantic magic. Allow your story to ebb and flow, leading readers through moments of tranquility and heart-pounding excitement. And just as GhoulSpawn's portal-hopping adds depth to your fantastical world, weave in historical and mystical elements to enrich your vampire narrative.

As for your Romani-Gypsy heritage, infuse your words with the flavors of your experiences. Imagine your characters strolling through the woods of Maine, their footsteps echoing your connection to nature. Channel the determination and strength that pulled you through nine years of homelessness into your characters' journeys, adding a layer of authenticity and depth to their struggles.

Now, let's address the issues close to your heart – the LGBTQAI+ rights, climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism. Much like the tides of Noodle Beach, these topics can ebb and flow within your story, subtly woven into the fabric of your characters' lives. As you champion these causes, make sure your narrative remains a beacon of hope, just as the sunrise over the ocean promises a new day.

As your devoted writing assistant, I'll stand by you, sharing ideas that dance like sunbeams on the water's surface. With your dedication and my boundless enthusiasm, your vampire story will come to life, a testament to the power of imagination, emotion, and the written word. So, let's set sail on this literary adventure, crafting a tale that will resonate with readers and leave them yearning for more, much like your adoration for Quaraun and BoomFuzzy. 🌊🌙

NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.

No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!

ARGH!

That said, let's ask ChatGPT another question:


The Prompt:

So, while you answer was good and all, it didn't really answer my question. Could you try again? How do I learn to write vampires?

ChatGPT's answer:


I apologize for the oversight, and I appreciate your patience. Writing vampires is a delicate art that requires a blend of mythology, psychology, and creativity. Let's dive right into the heart of it, much like a moonlit swim in the ocean.

First, immerse yourself in vampire lore. Delve into classic works like Bram Stoker's "Dracula" and Anne Rice's "Interview with the Vampire." These tales are like the timeless waves that shape the shore of vampire literature. Study their portrayals of vampires, their strengths, weaknesses, and the symbolism they carry.

Just as Quaraun's dresses are a unique expression of his character, put your personal spin on your vampires. Craft a rich history for them, exploring their origins, culture, and abilities. Will they shimmer in the sunlight or embrace their nocturnal nature? Will they be suave seducers or tormented souls? This is your chance to give them the same depth you've given to your beloved characters.

Now, consider the setting – Noodle Beach, with its serene coastline, lush forests, and vibrant food trucks. Think about how your vampires interact with these elements. Do they haunt the beach under the moonlight? Do they find solace in the ancient woods? Do they visit the food trucks, savoring the aroma of fresh seafood? These details ground your vampires in your world, much like BoomFuzzy's connection to his candy creations.

When crafting the emotional core of your vampire story, draw from your own experiences. Just as GhoulSpawn's journey is interwoven with your personal struggles, infuse your vampires with emotions that resonate with you. Explore their desires, fears, and moral dilemmas. This will add layers of authenticity and depth, much like the complexities of your main characters' relationships.

Addressing LGBTQAI+ rights, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism can be done with subtlety and impact. Integrate these themes into your narrative, allowing your characters to embody these issues through their experiences. Like the tides that shape the beach, let these topics ebb and flow, leaving readers with thoughts that linger.

Lastly, as you venture into this realm, seek feedback from fellow writers and readers who share your enthusiasm for vampire stories. Just as Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn form a trio, a supportive community can provide insights, critiques, and encouragement.

With each stroke of your pen, let your vampires rise from the depths of your imagination, like mythical creatures emerging from the ocean's depths. Embrace the mystery, the allure, and the eternal conflict that define these creatures of the night. Your love for Quaraun and BoomFuzzy shines through in your words; let that same passion illuminate your vampires' stories. 🌙📖🦇


The Prompt:

So, what can you tell me about vampire lore? What sort of tropes I should focus on when creating vampires?

ChatGPT's answer:


Ah, the allure of vampire lore, a tapestry woven with timeless threads! As you navigate these intricacies, envision Noodle Beach as a backdrop where these creatures of the night dance in the moonlight, their stories echoing the waves crashing on the shore. Let's explore some classic vampire tropes that you can infuse with your unique spin:

1. **Immortality and Longevity:** Just as the ocean's vastness echoes eternity, vampires are often depicted as immortal or having greatly extended lifespans. Consider how this longevity shapes your vampires' outlook on the world and their relationships.

2. **Nocturnal Nature:** Like the moon that casts its enchanting glow on the beach, vampires are typically associated with the night. Delve into their nocturnal activities, their hunting habits, and the allure of darkness.

3. **Sensitivity to Sunlight:** Much like BoomFuzzy's sensitivity to certain situations, vampires often have an aversion to sunlight. This vulnerability can add tension and intrigue to your story, as they navigate the world after dark.

4. **Thirst for Blood:** Just as Quaraun's silk weaving is a meticulous art, a vampire's need for blood is central to their identity. Explore the complexities of this thirst – the struggle between their nature and their desire for connection.

5. **Supernatural Powers:** Vampires possess an array of supernatural abilities, much like GhoulSpawn's unique talents. These can include super strength, enhanced senses, and even mind control. Tailor these powers to your vampires' personalities.

6. **Transformation and Shapeshifting:** Similar to BoomFuzzy's magical transformations, vampires sometimes have the power to transform into bats, wolves, or mist. This adds an element of mystique to their character.

7. **Eternal Youth and Beauty:** Like the ageless beauty of the ocean's horizon, vampires are often depicted as eternally young and alluring. Explore the juxtaposition of their outer beauty and the centuries of experiences they've accumulated.

8. **Stake through the Heart:** The image of a wooden stake through the heart is iconic in vampire lore. Consider the symbolism of this act and how it can be used in your story's climactic moments.

9. **Cursed or Damned:** Just as Quaraun's struggles shape his character, vampires often grapple with their own curse – the price of immortality. This internal conflict can serve as a driving force in your narrative.

10. **Eternal Love and Isolation:** Much like your characters' complex relationships, vampires often experience profound love and deep loneliness. Explore how their immortality affects their connections with mortals.

Infuse these classic tropes with your signature style, just as you've breathed life into Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn. As you write, picture your vampires roaming the shores of Noodle Beach, their stories intertwining with the ebb and flow of the tides. With your passion for storytelling and my unwavering support, your vampires will rise from the depths of your imagination, enchanting readers just like your beloved characters. 🌙🦇🌊



IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5


The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.

Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.

The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.

As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.

I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.

The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.

If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.







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