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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
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{A Pink Necromancer 7 Part Drabble Serial +some extra}
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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
⛓️⛓️🔗 ⛓️🔗⛓️⛓️🌸🎀🦩💕🌷 Quaraun aka The Pink Necromancer: The F2M transgender Persian Moon Elf main character: The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun The Insane, with BoomFuzzy the Unicorn. F2M for those unaware = Quaraun was biologically born female, but transitioned to live as a male; this is why there are stories where Quaraun is sometimes pregnant, in spite of being male and using he/him male pronouns. Quaraun is a Necromancer by the actual dictionary definition of the word, meaning he is a psychic medium who sees and hears ghosts, and uses tarot, spirit boards, and seances to communicate with the dead. By profession he is a silk weaver/tailor/silk merchant. Quaraun is an Elder God JellyFish who takes the form of an Elf to blend in with society. His 12 foot long hair is made out of venomous, stinging jellyfish tentacles. Quaraun is BoomFuzzy’s apprentice and regarded as the world’s most powerful still living wizard. Quaraun’s exact age is unknown, but he is somewhere around 750 years old. In his SunTa form he is twelve thousand years old. The Scared Pink JellyFish that lives in him, is stated to being over two million years old. 🌸🎀🦩💕🌷⛓️⛓️🔗 ⛓️🔗⛓️⛓️
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
⛓️⛓️🔗 ⛓️🔗⛓️⛓️🔮🦄🔮🍭 King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn: Quaraun’s husband, BoomFuzzy aka King Gwallmaiic, a Scottish Phooka, who is King of The UnSeelie Court. BoomFuzzy is a “classic fantasy type” Necromancer who uses sorcery to raise the dead. Being a Faerie he is also an illusionist and master of trickster magic. By profession he is a Master Chef, owning the global monopoly on restaurants, taverns, pubs, and food trucks. Until his death, BoomFuzzy was regarded as the world’s most powerful wizard. He is now a Lich. BoomFuzzy is also half-Human. His mother was a Mongolian/Chinese Human, which is why he wears distinctively Asian outfits. along with a great kilt worn as a cape. Known as BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, he often takes the form of a purple Unicorn. BoomFuzzy’s exact age is unknown, though he was well over two thousand years old at the time of his death, and Quaraun resurrected him as a Lich around 500+ years ago, making him close to 3,000 years old. In his BlackBird form he is fifteen thousand years old. 🔮🦄🔮🍭⛓️⛓️🔗 ⛓️🔗⛓️⛓️
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
🏵️💛 🏵️ Glinta aka GhoulSpawn the Crazed: Their on again/off again mad scientist golden fleeced Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. GhoulSpawn was born on a boiling, fire planet, but as a small child was summoned to 1959 Earth by Humans with a ouija board. He lived among Humans, getting a PhDs in Quantum Physic and AstroPhysics, invented time travel, built a time machine, and then in 1978, fell through a portal, and is now trapped in 40th century Maine. Being a Demon from literal Hell, he has natural elemental abilities with fire and can summon hell creatures. He is Quaraun’s apprentice, and feared by Humans to be on a fast track to becoming more powerful than either BoomFuzzy or Quaraun. Due to his messing around with time travel, there are 5 different versions of him which appear throughout the series, each from different dimensions and alternate time lines, each one uses a different name (Glinta, GhoulSpawn, Gremlin, Checka, ZooLock — while GhoulSpawn is the one seen most often, Gremlin is in fact the correct original one). GhoulSpawn is very young, not yet 50 years old. The Gremlin version of him is around 500 years old, while the Checka version of him is thirteen thousand years old, and the ZooLock version of him is stated to be “old as time”. 🏵️💛 🏵️
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
{A Pink Necromancer 7 Part Drabble Serial +some extra} ⛓️⛓️🔗 ⛓️🔗⛓️⛓️🦄🌸
Drabble 1: The Plan
Five adventurers huddled around a table in a dimly lit tavern, eyes wide with anticipation.
“I hear he’s in the city,” one of them whispered, tapping the map with a grimy finger.
“The Pink Necromancer? Here?” the rogue gasped, clutching his dagger. “Are we actually going after him?”
The fighter slammed his fist on the table.
“We’ll be legends!”
“And rich!”
He pointed to the bounty poster.
“How hard can it be? He’s just an Elf in a pink dress.”
The cleric nodded, half-convinced.
“We’ve faced worse.”
They hadn’t.
Drabble 2: The First Encounter
The gang spotted Quaraun strolling through the market, his vibrant pink silk robes flowing behind him like a beacon. He was eating a pastry, seemingly oblivious to their plotting.
“Look at him,” the wizard muttered. “Totally unaware.”
The fighter grinned.
“We’ve got the element of surprise.”
But as they lunged, Quaraun stopped, glanced over his shoulder, and raised an eyebrow. BoomFuzzy, beside him, chuckled.
“Looks like we’ve got ourselves an audience, Love.”
Quaraun smiled slightly.
“I hope they are entertaining.”
The adventurers froze mid-step.
“He… noticed us?”
BoomFuzzy nodded.
“Aye, ye lot aren’t subtle.”
Drabble 3: The Trap
Determined not to give up, the adventurers set a trap. A large net, hidden beneath leaves, would surely catch the elusive Elf.
GhoulSpawn wandered by, sniffing the air, then tapped Quaraun’s shoulder.
“JellyElf, do you smell something… odd?”
BoomFuzzy snickered.
“Smells like failure.”
As Quaraun walked right over the trap, the net snapped, rocketing the rogue into a tree.
“Well, that went well,” GhoulSpawn deadpanned, watching the rogue dangle helplessly.
“Amateurs,” BoomFuzzy sighed, shaking his head. “Ye could at least make it a challenge.”
Quaraun adjusted his hat.
“Indeed.”
Drabble 4: The Distraction
The adventurers regrouped, forming a new plan: distraction. The fighter marched toward Quaraun while the rest flanked.
“Surrender, Pink Necromancer!”
Quaraun blinked.
“Surrender?”
“Yes!”
“To who?”
“To us!” the fighter shouted.
BoomFuzzy leaned over to Quaraun.
“Should we?”
Quaraun tapped his chin.
“I am intrigued. What happens if we do?”
GhoulSpawn grinned.
“I think we should watch this play out.”
BoomFuzzy, ever the mischief maker, stepped forward, hands up.
“Alright. We surrender. Take us to yer leader.”
The fighter paused, confused.
“Wait… really?”
The cleric frowned.
“This doesn’t feel right.”
BoomFuzzy winked at Quaraun.
“Oh, ye’ve no idea.”
Drabble 5: The Escape
The adventurers led their captives down a narrow alley.
“That was too easy,” the rogue muttered, eyeing BoomFuzzy warily.
“Are we sure this is the Pink Necromancer?” the wizard asked. “I imagined more fire and doom.”
Quaraun sighed theatrically.
“I can arrange fire if you wish.”
BoomFuzzy smirked.
“Or doom.”
As soon as they rounded the corner, GhoulSpawn flicked his wrist. The alley flooded with fog, and in the confusion, the trio vanished.
The adventurers stood bewildered, staring at the empty space.
“They’re… gone?”
The rogue cursed.
“I knew it was a trick!”
Drabble 6: The Realization
After hours of searching, the adventurers sat dejectedly in the tavern.
“We can’t catch them,” the cleric groaned. “They’re… too powerful.”
The wizard threw his hat on the table.
“They didn’t even try. We’re outclassed.”
The fighter scowled.
“This isn’t over. We’ll think of something.”
Outside the window, BoomFuzzy chuckled as he listened to them.
“Are they still tryin’, Love?”
Quaraun smirked.
“Let them. It is rather amusing.”
GhoulSpawn snickered.
“I almost feel bad for them. Almost.”
BoomFuzzy leaned close, eyes twinkling.
“Maybe we should help them next time.”
“Yes. They do seem abnormally inapt, even for Humans.”
Drabble (?) 7: The Chains ⛓️⛓️🔗 ⛓️🔗⛓️⛓️
Days passed, and the adventurers plotted endlessly, oblivious to the trio’s presence at the next table. Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn sipped their drinks, listening to the latest half-baked plan.
“Capture ’em with sleep spells, then bind ’em with enchanted chains,” the rogue suggested.
BoomFuzzy grinned, nudging Quaraun.
“Chains, eh? Kinky. Me Elf does love his chains.”
“I do,” Quaraun agreed, looking down at the many chains hanging from his belts.
“Chains is good in bed.”
“Indeed.”
“Should we try it?” BoomFuzzy asked.
“When?”
“Now?”
“We are kind of busy now.”
“Tonight?”
“Sounds good.”
“I can chain ya to the bed.”
“We have not got a bed,” Quaraun reminded him.
“Kitchen table then.”
“Yes. That should do.”
GhoulSpawn stared at the two lovers.
“Can I interrupt you… uhm… whatever this is…”
“Planning where I going to fuck me Elf tonight.”
“Yes. That. But there are a group of bounty hunters trying to catch your Elf.”
Quaraun rolled his eyes but smiled.
“They are persistent, I shall give them that.”
The fighter stood.
“This time, we’ll win!”
BoomFuzzy raised his glass.
“Good luck to ye, lads. Ye’ll need it. We’ll keep the chains once ya tie me Elf up. Got plans for those.”
The adventurers turned, pale-faced.
“Wha… when did you — ”
Quaraun winked.
“Always watching.”
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
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