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Elves, Drugs, and Opium:
A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books




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FAQs: How did Quaraun get addicted to drugs? 

Quaraun befriends a candy making Faerie named BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy is by race a Phooka, which is a type of shape shifting evil trickster Faerie, that normally spends it's time pretending to be an injured shaggy pony to lure humans to get close to it so it can eat them.

BoomFuzzy, however developed a taste for Elf flesh and is known by other Phookas as "The Elf Eater". He ends up becoming something of a cult leader, gathering up a following of other Phookas who likewise give up eating Humans to eat Elves.

The Elf Eater gang, led by BoomFuzzy who is also known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley, soon discovers that different types of Elves taste different depending on their diet. The forest dwelling Wood Elves, who are hunters and gathers, are described as having a wild gamey flavour, while the city dwelling aristocratic High Elves are described as having a delicate buttery flavours, caused by their rich diets of baked goods and sweets.

The Elf Eaters discover that the farther North they travel, the richer the diets of the High Elves get, until they reach the North Pole region where they find Christmas Elves who feast on gingerbread, eggnog, and candy canes. 

Prior to meeting Quaraun, BoomFuzzy lived for several centuries in Santa's Village at the North Pole, where he became the head chef and spent his time perfecting making gingerbread, sugar cookies, eggnog, candy canes, taffy, and chocolate, all of which he used to fatten up Santa's Helper Elves which he later ate.

Later, when BoomFuzzy returns to the Deep North and finds the Moon Elf Village a few miles south of Santa's Village, he sets up shop and once again goes to work fattening up Elves on sweets and eating them.

The secret to BoomFuzzy's success in getting Elves desperately addicted to eating his gingerbread and chocolate, is the greenhouse full of poppies at the back of his shop. All of his candy, cakes, cookies, and drinks are brimming full of opium, causing the Elves to get uncontrollably addicted to eating only foods he makes.

BoomFuzzy starts out intending to eat Quaraun, but finds the Elf too smart to eat his food, knowing it is drugged. In his decades of trying to get Quaraun to eat his food, BoomFuzzy ends up falling in love with Quaraun, and by the time Quaraun finally does eat BoomFuzzy's cooking, Boomfuzzy is not able to bring himself to kill Quaraun.

Quaraun and BoomFuzzy live together as lovers for 30 years. During that time, Quaraun eats nothing but BoomFuzzy's drugged food and is no longer able to eat anything else, due to his addition to the opium in the food.

When BoomFuzzy dies, Quaraun is sent into a massive fit of depression, which is heightened by the fact that without BoomFuzzy to drug his food, Quaraun is now tossed into a mind wrenching fit of withdrawal.

Years later, while going from tavern to tavern drinking his sorrows away, Quaraun discovers that a drink called Faerie Wine (which is a cross between blackberry juice, opium tea, and elderberry wine) is sold via the blackmarket, by Faeries to some unscrupulous tavern keepers in very shady taverns in very bad parts of very slummy towns. The Faerie Wine, having opium in it, produces the same effects as BoomFuzzy's drugged gingerbread, and Quaraun takes to seeking out all the worst taverns he can find, in hopes of finding Faerie Wine.


FAQ: Is Unicorn real of just part of Quaraun's hallucination?

It is shortly after his Faerie wine addiction habit kicks in, that Unicorn shows up in his life and, it never is known if Unicorn is actually real or if Quaraun hallicinated the entire thing.

The series starts the day Quaraun meets Unicorn and so, he's already a very high, High Elf at the start of the series.

Quaraun insists that his unicorn IS in fact BoomFuzzy returned from the dead. The series never confirms nor denies if Unicorn is in fact BoomFuzzy, though Unicorn himself makes the claim to be BoomFuzzy, however, this fact is disputed by other characters who are unable to see Unicorn and tell Quaraun there is no Unicorn at all.

When Quaraun questions Unicorn about why some people see him and other people don't, Unicorn explains that he is "an invisible pink unicorn" that can only be seen by people who believe that Faeries and Unicorns are real. He then explains that, the Human race is losing it's belief in all Magical Races and that many Humans can no longer see Quaraun because they no longer believe in Elves either.


FAQ: What about the jellyfish? Is that real or is it a Hallucination?

Quaraun believes the Jellyfish is real in some scenes and denies it's existence in others.

Once again, Quaraun is an unreliable narrator and it is left up to the reader to decide what is real and what is not. At no point does the series ever deny or confirm the Jellyfish's existence.

Some characters believe the folklore that there exists a race of alien Jellyfish who burrow into a person's head, eat their brain, and take control of their body. Essentially it sa "pod people" or "body snatcher" myth.

Quaraun hears the story of the brain sucking alien Jellyfish told and retold at just about every tavern he visits.

Quaraun is a transvestite. (Not to be confused with a transgendered person or a transsexual - 3 separate things)

A transgendered person is one who lives as the opposite gender (a man who lives as a woman).

A tanssexual is a person who has had surgery to become the opposite gender (a man who has surgically become a woman.)

A transvestite is a person who wears the cloths of the opposite gender but makes no attempt to be the opposite gender. (A man who wears dresses but still uses male pronouns for himself.)

Quaraun is a transvestite: a male Elf who dresses as a female Elf, but continues to identify as male and make no attempt to actually be a female. This causes him to often be on the receiving end of many rude remarks and insensitive jokes. It is one of those jokes which results in him believing the Jellyfish story.

Because Quaraun wearing very outlandish pink, rhinestone encrusted, sequined silk sari and kimono, many people describe him as looking like a sea creature floating around the room, to which others added, "he must be one of them Jellyfish". Unicorn then added to this.

Unicorn believes the story of the Jellyfish and tells Quaraun that he believes, Quaraun is a transvestite, because Quaraun's brain must have been taken over by a female Jellyfish.

Initially, Quaraun laughs at Unicorn's belief that Quaraun has a brain sucking alien Jellyfish living in his head.

However, Quaraun meets a cult of priests who believe that a sacred brain sucking Jellyfish messiah is coming to rid the world of sinners, and that, he will be dressed as a woman wearing pink frills that resemble Jellyfish tentacles.... when they meet Quaraun (who is a transvestite and ALWAYS wears pink sequined dresses and long flowing feather boas), they believe he is their messiah and that he has a Jellyfish living in his head.

Between the cult of Jelly worshipers ad Unicorn's telling Quaraun he is a Jellyfish, Quaraun starts to question if there is truth to the myth of the brain sucking Jellyfish from outer space, and starts to believe that he is not an Elf, but that the Elf in him died decades ago when it was replaced by a Jellyfish that ate his brain.

Whether or not a race of brain sucking Jellyfish exists or not, is no longer important, nor is it important if Quaraun does or does not have a Jellyfish living in his head. The only important fact is that Quaraun believes he is a female Jellyfish living in the body of a male Elf. 

Again, the series is told from Quaraun's point of view, so moves forward as though there is a Jellyfish living in his head, whither one actually does live there or not, and because of this, no attempt is made to either prove or disprove the myth of the Jellyfish.


FAQ: Is it possible to tell when Quaraun is hallucinating and when the events of the story are really happening to him?

Not really, no. Quaraun is the main point of view character, so you the reader are seeing the world exactly as he is seeing it, and that's not necessarily the way the world really is. 

In the volume "BoomFuzzy", you are seeing Quaraun BEFORE he starts taking drugs, and just as BoomFuzzy starts slipping drugs into his food. In MOST of the story titled "BoomFuzzy" what happens is actually happening to him.

In the story "BoomFuzzy" his hallucinations don't start kicking in until, the Moon Elves drag him away and lock him up in the tower. After a week of being without BoomFuzzy's drugged food, Quaraun starts having a massive withdrawal attack, and it's at that point, the remainder of the events become questionable.

When Quaraun escapes the tower and finds BoomFuzzy dead, the reader is never really shown what happens. The reader ONLY sees Quaraun's interpretation of how BoomFuzzy died. There are several scenes throughout the story, where BoomFuzzy mentions that he is sick, old, and wants to die. He comes right out and tells Quaraun at one point that he is planning to kill himself because he's too old and in too much pain. BoomFuzzy himself is taking the opium near the end of the story, in an desperate attempt to alleviate the pain caused by a festering knife wound that have become infected. When Quaraun last sees BoomFuzzy alive, BoomFuzzy is bemoaning the pain the wound is causing and contemplating killing himself with a drug overdose to make the pain stop once and for all.

Quaraun is out of his head from a fit of withdrawal, a week later, when he discovers BoomFuzzy has done exactly what he'd said he do and has died from a drug overdose suicide.

From that point of the story onward, nothing the reader sees happening can be trusted, because Quaraun is an unreliable narrator, and the combination of withdrawal, the shock of finding BoomFuzzy dead, and being in BoomFuzzy's house with nothing to stop him from taking every drug he can find, Quaraun's version of what happened to BoomFuzzy's body and how the Moon Elf village is destroyed, is known only to Quaraun, and he's too busy hallucinating about Liches killing everyone to be able to give an accurate retelling of how BoomFuzzy actually died and who murdered the Moon Elves.

It is sometimes possible to make an educated guess, as to if Quaraun is hallucinating out not.

And example of that is seen in The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain, when the group is traveller, and stop to rest. The scene includes a point when Unicorn hands Quaraun and drink of what he says is eggnog. Quaraun knows immediately that it is not eggnog and upon questioning him, Unicorn finally admits he made it from the flowers he picked along the road, which Quaraun remembers they had passed a field of poppies, and drinks said drink without further question. It is an hour later that the undead leprechaun shows up and talks to Quaraun, but the following day the rest of the group, has no memory of the old man who had visited them.

As a general rule, if Quaraun is drinking Faerie Wine or eggnog or eating apricots or gingerbread, he's likely not hallucinating at the time he ate the food, but hallucinating in the scene immediately following it.

You can usually tell if Quaraun is high or not, by his refusal to engage in sexual activity. Quaraun id a wizard priest of an order that shuns sex and requires a vow of celibacy. When Quaraun is thinking clearly, he absolutely refuses to have anything to do with sex on any level at all. 

However, when Quaraun is high, he's insanely addicted to BDSM, loves being tied up, submits to very violent episodes of cock and ball torture and cock docking, and can't get enough knotting (no, not the kind with ropes) and being fucked by a barbed penis. (There are several very graphic scenes where Unicorn has four long sharp sword like barbs protruding from the end of his penis, and more then once has nearly killed Quaraun with them, during anal sex.) Unicorn is very dominant and has a fetish for using Medieval torture implements as sex toys.

Ironically, throughout the series, when he is clear headed and not hallucinating, Quaraun maintains the fact that he is a virgin and denies his drug induced sexual activities with Unicorn. Such denials are usually immediately followed by Unicorn drugging Quaraun's food and dragging him off to tie him to a tree just to prove that Quaraun is not only not a virgin but that is addicted to submitting to violent sex.

FAQs: What is the drug Quaraun uses to get those freaked out hallucinations? Is it a real drug, have you ever used it, and does it really do that?

In the books, what Quaraun takes is called "Faerie wine". Faerie wine is based off a very real drug. Yes, it is real, yes, I have used it, and yes, it does produce those wild freaked out neon coloured unicorn filled hallucinations that Quaraun gets sent into. What is it? It's opium.

At the time I was using it, I was 4 years old and it could be bought over the counter under the name "Novahistine" - it's Opium oil/tea. I have Autism and in the 1970s opium tea was a common "cure" for Autism and Autistic children were sedated pretty much 24hrs a day with it, so from the time I was 4 until I was 12 (when opium was banned from over counter sale in the USA) I was flying with pink unicorns in pretty much the same way Quaraun does in the books - right down to my wearing lots of frilly pink tulle dresses dripping in sequins.

A side effect of opium, is, that not only do you see strange things, you because compelled to dress up as a pink princess so you can join in in dancing with the strange things you see (yes, that IS how I got started wearing my pink sequined and rhinestoned dresses that I still wear to this day. And yes, that is why Quaraun also wears same dresses.)

You can get seriously addicted to opium, I know, when it was banned I went through 2 years of very bad withdrawal. While the high times were filled with pretty colours and unicorns, the withdrawal was filled with black pits, falling through eternal black holes, and being chased by 300 foot long snakes. The nightmares and night terror withdrawal caused were like being tossed into the pit of hell. 

And I was just a kid. I remember trying to explain to my parents, that unicorns were talking to me and they'd say I was too old to have imaginary friends. I had no idea back then what the medicine was they kept me on or that it was what was causing the things I was seeing. Likewise when the withdrawal happened, again, I was still a kid and, my parents would just laugh and say "it's only nightmares, they can't hurt you".

It wasn't until I was in my 30s that I found out what the doctor had been giving me. When I started college, I had to get my medical records to find out if I had my shots and stuff, and the doctor the college sent me too was looking at my charts and said "Wow! They had you on opium?"

I was all, I don't know, did they?

She goes, "yeah, it's right here, look at this. They had you on it for years."

I was looking at the charts and said: "Oh, I remember that stuff. They mixed it with green peppermint tea. Yeah, I had to take it with every meal and before bed. Novahistine  got banned and the doctor went over hell and high water trying to find a replacement for it, never found anything that worked. It did weird stuff to my head."

She goes: "I'll beat it did. That's a powerful hallucinogenic they had you on. And you were only 4 years old? What is wrong with them. The doctor shouldn't been given you that. Doctors were barbaric back then. Given children opium as an Autism cure, what were they thinking!"

I'm not sure why my parents so dutifully pours opium down my throat every day, but a doctor had prescribed it. To this day - I have no idea why the doctor put me on opium. Just that, I had Autism and back than, if a kid had Autism they were given opium. I just know from the time I was 4 years old til 12 years old - I was given it 4 times a day, 2 tablespoons of it at a time, with breakfast, lunch, dinner, and just before bed.

And so, yes, I'm able to write Quaraun's trips through unicorn filled opium lunacy with very good accuracy, haven taken those trips myself.


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I am wondering why has Amazon moved the Quaraun books to the category "Transgender Romance" and also "Gay Erotica"? The base story is a deeply depressed, suicidal, drug addict Elf who's lover commit suicide and he's trying not to do the same. It's an old Elf in a tavern, monologuing a lot of flashbacks and back story scenes of his youth. These stories are dark, bloody, angsty, full of drug use, murder, rape, Medieval torture, mental/physical/emotional abuse, and references to depression and suicide - no romance in it, unless you count the occasional (and usually brutally violent) rape scenes that show up in nearly every volume - sorry - no clue what Amazon is thinking or why they moved these to Romance and Erotica, but these books are NOT even close to being Romance or Erotica on any level at all. When I published these books I put them in "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi". If they show up in any category other then "Dark Fantasy" and "Yaoi", it's because Amazon put them there without my authorization or approval.

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The 4 door white truck continues to sit at the end of my drive way (146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine) near every night around sunset, reeving it's engine and squealing it's tires, with the driver yelling anti-gay threats and obscenities out the window. He continues to do the same thing at my dad's apartment building (Biddeford Maine) a few times a week, usually in mid to late afternoon time. He continues to follow me to shopping to various stores in various towns throughout the states.

Phrases he yells from the truck include:

"Kill or be killed remember Saco Shaws all transsexuals are alike"

"I keep a gun under the seat of my truck, I'm gonna use it to shoot you in the head, you transvestite freak"

if cars are going by he yells to them: "that thing is Ken's son, look at how's it's dressed; it's insane, it has autism, we can't allow that thing and it's gay cars in our family friend town of Old Orchard Beach"

He often babbles deranged ramblings about something he calls "the gay-pocalypse", raving lunacy about how "all the gays are gathering" on his doorstep. He raves some crazy nonsense about how Armageddon is coming and the war to end all wars will be "the gays against the Christians" and Christians have to be ready to "kill the gays"

My car is the Autism Awareness Car and had 2.5million marbles glued to it (I have Autism - savant - Kanner's syndrome) he claims tat my car "is gay" because of what it looks like. My car has been vandalized several dozen times, including to have the tires slashed 7 times in 6 months.

After dark often around 10PM, he stands at the end of the logging road across the street from me and shoots at my motohome (in February 2014 he shot holes in my neighbour's barn while doing this). I have video footage of 3 of his shootings at me here:  https://youtu.be/NUebzJ9sz9U and here: https://youtu.be/C4dZbgG-Smw

This has gone on since August 2013 now, in addition to all the vandalism, hate crimes, pet beheadings, etc that has happened, including the bomb that blew up our house in 2006.

As you know, that whole time I had not been able to get a plate number on the truck. He as just here again, and I just realized why I could not get a plate number... there are no plates on the truck, either on the front or on the back. However, as he was driving away today... I noticed, there is a plate, stuck up in the back window of the truck, where it can barely be seen, deliberately obscured from view behind a silver tool box.





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(January 2017 to October 2017)
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  1. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  2. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  3. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  4. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  5. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach | The Site That Makes Fun of Terrorist Hate Crimes
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  13. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  14. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
  15. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  16. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  17. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: Writing Clinical Insanity Accurately | What is wrong with Quaraun? 
  18. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  19. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  20. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  21. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  22. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
  23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  26. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  27. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  28. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  29. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  30. How to Write A Kiss
  31. Phookas
  32. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
  33. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  34. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  35. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  36. Why Are The Quaraun Books Rated M18+
  37. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  38. The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire
  39. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  40. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  41. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  42. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  43. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  44. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  45. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  46. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
  47. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  48. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  49. Maine UFO Sightings
  50. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  51. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  52. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  53. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  54. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  55. How To Build A Magic System
  56. I've everything but a kitchen sink. Wait, how'd that sink get in my pocket?
  57. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
  58. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  59. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  60. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  61. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  62. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different? | Writing Fantasy Books
  63. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  64. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
  65. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
  66. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
  67. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
  68. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  69. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  70. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  71. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  72. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  73. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  74. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
  75. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  76. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
  77. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  78. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  79. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  80. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  81. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  82. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  83. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  84. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  87. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  88. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  89. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  90. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
  91. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  92. Books in Vacationland 2017
  93. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  94. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  95. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  96. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  99. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  100. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  101. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  102. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  103. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  104. Page 4 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  105. Twighilight Not Twilight
  106. YouTube Index
  107. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  108. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  109. Average Typing Speed
  110. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  111. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  112. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  113. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  114. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  115. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
  116. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  117. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  118. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  119. What Is This Site?
  120. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  121. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  122. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
  123. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
  124. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  125. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
  126. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
  127. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  128. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  129. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  130. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
  131. Are you insane? Am I? Let's Find Out...
  132. Becoming A Better Writer: How to write interesting dialogue.
  133. Character Creation
  134. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  135. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  136. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
  137. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  138. Keyword Marketing - What to do when your best keywords are low demand
  139. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
  140. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
  141. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  142. Quaraun The Insane : Zebulon's Captive: The Last of The Moon Elves
  143. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  144. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Chastity Cages, and Whores
  145. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (free to read online)
  146. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  147. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  148. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  149. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  150. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  151. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | Quaraun The Insane
  152. February 10, 2008 - Harassment Continues in Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  153. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
  154. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  155. People are not interested in long winded copy
  156. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
  157. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  158. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
  159. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (novel free to read online)
  160. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
  161. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
  162. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
  163. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
  164. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
  165. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
  166. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
  167. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
  168. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  169. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
  170. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  171. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
  172. The return of Friends Are Forever - Banned and Burned it's about to be reborn!
  173. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
  174. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
  175. Autism = The Crazy Cat Woman of Maine
  176. Autism: Understanding what is really going on inside the child’s head.
  177. But what exactly IS a full time income?
  178. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
  179. Do you write a novel start-to-finish?
  180. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
  181. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  182. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
  183. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
  184. My Two Favorite People: FarDarrig and The Baby That Never Should Have Been
  185. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
  186. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  187. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  188. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  189. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
  190. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
  191. Page 10 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  192. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  193. Page 8 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  194. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  195. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  196. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
  197. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  198. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  199. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  200. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
  201. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
  202. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies



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