You have encountered an extremely old website that continues to exist in old web ways, the same way it has done for now three decades.
In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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This site was NOT designed for mobile devices (as they had not been invented yet when I created it) thus this site looks best on a computer, at 1280x768 or above. |
This is a very old website created in 1996, so, yes, javascript is needed for the site to work as it should. If things don't function, you may need to update javascript drivers on your device |
This site tries to be mobile friendly but it's been online since 1996, so old pages may not load right on mobile devices, and as this site has had pages added near daily for 30 years there are now over 20k pages here. |
Having started out in life as a GeoCities site, this site contains glitter, bright colours, blinkies, moving gifs, and other things the old web was known for. |
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f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:
...and after that video, you want these ones:
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If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:
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My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.
As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.
There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.
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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.
There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.
I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Do you know who this woman is?
On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.
She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.
Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.
The golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club. |
The Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
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If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?
Video explains what else she's done ...
If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
Quaraun did not leave the lighthouse.
The lighthouse left him.
BoomFuzzy hauled.
Quaraun resisted.
Cane scraping stone. Silk snagging iron. The sea roared approval. The lighthouse door banged shut behind them, offended. Quaraun twisted, jelly tendrils lashing, venom beads trembling with agitation.
“No,” Quaraun said. Flat. Mechanical. “This is unnecessary exposure.”
BoomFuzzy laughed. Loud. Joyous. The sound Humans ran from.
“Ye been calcifyin, love. Get stiff in yer habits. Gods rot when they stagnate.”
“I am not a god,” Quaraun said. “I am busy.”
BoomFuzzy dragged him anyway.
"Ya gots to get out and show that you are a part of the community."
"I do not want to be in the community," Quaraun wailed. "I know this because my cane snags on every second cobble, because the wind tastes of fish rot and wet rope, because Humans exist. Because you, Unicorn, exist with intent."
"Aye, and I intend to get ya socialized, yis becoming a hermit."
Pink silks wrapped tight, shawl double knotted, gloves locked. He dug his heels. The ground slid anyway.
“No,” Quaraun said. Clear. Measured. Final. “I am engaged in vital solitude.”
BoomFuzzy laughed and kept walking. Cheerful as a knife in sunshine.
“Aye, an ye been engaged in it for two centuries, me wee jelly prince. Community builds resilience. Also builds gossip. I like gossip.”
Quaraun flailed. Jelly hair hissed, tendrils twitching like offended punctuation.
“I do not require resilience. I have survived apocalypses. Plural. I made two of them! I am The Pink Necromancer! I summoned the zombies to rise!”
“Aye, but ye survived em indoors,” Unicorn said. He tugged again. “Come on. Noodle Beach Village. Fishers. Nets. Soup. Old women what stare. Character building.”
Quaraun made a sound that was not language. He sat down. Hard. Snow puffed. Cane skittered.
“I will not be paraded like a carnival jelly.”
The path down toward Noodle Beach Village cut through frozen grass and old bones. Ship ribs. Human ribs. Quaraun catalogued them without emotion. Familiar inventory. His limp worsened on the slope. He hated that. He hated being moved without permission more.
“You are taking me toward Humans,” Quaraun said.
“Aye.”
“They are livestock.”
“Aye.”
“They carry disease.”
“Aye.”
“They scream.”
"Not as loud as you does."
"I will blow them up!"
"Aye." BoomFuzzy grinned wider. “That part is my favourite.”
Noodle Beach Village appeared as it always did. Too small. Too damp. A knot of shacks leaning together for warmth. Smoke from fish oil stoves. Nets hung like dead spiders. Humans moved slow. Bent backs. Salt hands. Eyes that noticed. Too close. Too exposed. Nets hung like warning sigils. Boats pulled high. Doors already closing. Shutters slamming. Smoke died in chimneys. Silence snapped into place.
Good.
They knew.
Run.
Fear The Pink Necromancer.
Quaraun straightened. Adjusted silk. Pink against grey. His presence rippled. He felt it. The subtle pull. The way dead things leaned toward him under the soil. The way the living leaned away.
Quaraun leaned against the wall. Counted breaths. One. Two. Three. The village smelled of life and rot and soap that did not clean. He watched hands. Nets. Knives. Nobody touched him. Good Humans. Rare. Valuable.
A bell rang once. Not a greeting. An alarm.
BoomFuzzy released him. Just long enough to loom. He shifted. Not fully. Teeth wrong for a Human smile. Eyes silver coins punched into meat. Phooka truth leaking through the shape.
A child pointed. A dog barked. Someone whispered. The word pink travelled. Quaraun tightened his shawl. His skin prickled under silk. Germs. Breath. Coughs. Touch. He held his hands close, gold gloves gleaming, fingers locked.
“Out,” BoomFuzzy called. “All of ye. Bring offerings.”
Footsteps scrambled. Doors cracked. Bowls placed on thresholds. Fish. Salt. Knotted twine. Cream. Fairy cakes.
A baby’s shoe.
Quaraun noted the mistake. That would cost them later.
A fisherman knelt too slow. Fear thick. Sweat sharp. BoomFuzzy levitated in front of him, nose to nose.
“Ye remember Pepper Valley?” BoomFuzzy asked, voice cheerful.
The man nodded so hard his teeth clicked.
"Ye...yea..yes, sir. You, you, you ate all the Elves."
“Good lad.”
BoomFuzzy stood. Crisis averted. For now.
Quaraun breathed through rose and absinthe. Focused. He did not look at the baby shoe again. He marked it. Later.
“This is inefficient,” Quaraun said. “We are wasting time.”
BoomFuzzy slung an arm around his shoulders. Heavy. Possessive.
“Community engagement, Love. Ye cannot terrorize proper if ye forget their rhythms. Gotta drop a gingerbread house on them every now and then and remind them who ate their children.”
“I do not forget,” Quaraun said. “I curate.”
They walked the narrow lane. Humans pressed flat to walls. No eye contact. Smart. A woman crossed herself with salt. Quaraun approved of the accuracy. Though laughed inside at the stupidity. Salt was for Demons not Elves. Not Faeries.
A child cried. Bad. BoomFuzzy stopped. Turned. Smile vanished.
Silence fell like a dropped knife.
The crying stopped.
BoomFuzzy resumed walking.
“See. Social.”
Quaraun’s mind snagged on inconsistencies. He hated that. He catalogued rules to regain control. Do not touch. Do not inhale deeply. Do not let them speak first. He muttered numbers. Prime sequence. Stabilizing.
A door opened without permission.
That was wrong.
A man stepped out. Braver than smart. Held a knife. Fishing knife. Laughable. He spoke. That was worse.
“You do not own this village,” the man said.
BoomFuzzy froze.
Quaraun felt it. The pressure drop. The air thinning. He reached for his wand by reflex. Pink dial warm.
BoomFuzzy laughed. Soft. Dangerous.
“I eat kings, wee man. Or did you forget that?”
The knife shook. The man dropped it. Fell to his knees. Begged. Words tangled. Snot. Tears. Quaraun tracked spittle distance. Too close.
BoomFuzzy leaned down. Whispered. Not kind. The man pissed himself. Quaraun smelled it. Ammonia. Fear. He stepped back.
“Enough,” Quaraun said. “This is sloppy. Unsanitary.”
BoomFuzzy straightened. Mood snapped back to bright.
“Aye. Ye right. We came for practice, not harvest.”
He kicked the knife into the sea. No blood spilled. Today.
They reached the centre of the village. Old shrine. Broken saint. Offerings piled. Left for the MerMan of MoonSnail Cove. Quaraun's great grandson. Quaraun inspected them. Corrected alignment with his cane. Improved symmetry. Control returned. Etiole will be pleased. This was a good offering. His mind drifted back to the baby shoe. He scowled. They left with a jar of pickled kelp and no blood spilled. Victory. Outside, wind again. Freedom. Quaraun exhaled too hard.
“You see,” BoomFuzzy said. “They remember us.”
“Yes,” Quaraun said. “They fear us correctly.”
“That is community.”
Quaraun considered. He disliked the word. But the data held. Fear maintained order. Order reduced unpredictability. Predictability reduced contamination vectors.
He did not like being here. But he understood it.
A Human coughed. Wet. Close.
Quaraun recoiled. Jelly tendrils flared. The ground answered. A corpse hand punched up through frozen sand. Grabbed the coughing man’s ankle. Held. Not killing. Teaching.
“Distance,” Quaraun said. "Your germs will not contaminate me. I will summon the UnDead here if you defile my aura!"
The village obeyed.
BoomFuzzy clapped.
“There he is. Pink Necromancer proper.”
They turned back toward the path. The lighthouse watched. Waiting. Quaraun loosened his grip on the wand. Did not put it away.
Behind them, the village remained intact. Shaken. Alive. That was mercy enough.
BoomFuzzy leaned in. Bit Quaraun’s ear. Affectionate. Sharp.
“We will do this again.”
“No,” Quaraun said.
BoomFuzzy laughed.
The sea swallowed the knife.
The path cracked with frost. The sea kept breathing. The community remained, small and damp and alive. Quaraun allowed the thought to sit beside him, not inside.
The lighthouse opened.
The lighthouse door opened like a mouth that had been holding its breath.
Quaraun crossed the threshold first, dragged only in the sense that gravity dragged stars. The stone floor recognized him. Settled. The air thickened with rose petals and absinthe and old salt. The door slammed behind them without being touched. Locks slid. Wards sighed into place.
Home.
Quaraun stopped just inside, cane planted, shoulders rigid. Jelly tendrils unfurled a fraction, tasting the familiar damp, the old blood worked into mortar, the slow hum of necromantic circuits buried in the walls. His fists stayed clenched. Gold gloves creaked. He did not remove his shawl.
BoomFuzzy kicked snow from his bare feet, laughing, already halfway into the room.
“Ahhh, hearth an horror. Missed ye, didn’t ye, old tower?” He slapped the wall. The lighthouse groaned back, indulgent.
Above them, something thumped.
GhoulSpawn appeared on the stairs, blinking, fleece rumpled, horns catching the lantern light. One hand dragged along the banister, the other clutched a mug that steamed faintly with sulphur. He squinted down at them, omega eyes unfocused.
“…Why are you both fully dressed,” GhoulSpawn said. “And why does it smell like fear and fish guts.”
BoomFuzzy beamed.
“Mornin, sunshine.”
GhoulSpawn frowned harder.
“You went out.”
“Yes,” BoomFuzzy said. “With purpose.”
Quaraun said nothing. His jaw worked. He stared at the far wall, at a crack shaped like a spine. Counted stones. Seventeen. Eighteen. Nineteen. Twentyteen. Twenty-oneteen.
"If it was just you, I'd think you were out digging clams." GhoulSpawn descended another step. “But you got Quaraun to go outside with you?He won't let clam juice defile his precense. Where'd you go?”
BoomFuzzy slung an arm wide.
“Noodle Beach Village. Paid the neighbours a visit. Community outreach.”
GhoulSpawn stopped. Mug froze halfway to his mouth.
“You took HIM there?”
“Aye.”
“To the fishing village.”
“Aye.”
“To the Humans.”
"aye."
"Did he obliterate them?"
BoomFuzzy’s grin sharpened.
“They still breathing. Call it success.”
GhoulSpawn looked at Quaraun. Took in the white-knuckled grip on the cane. The way the jelly tendrils twitched, not curious, not relaxed, but tight, coiled like wire under tension.
"Still breathing?"
"Aye. Though one pissed his pants."
“…You terrorized them,” GhoulSpawn said.
"Socalized."
"Terrorized."
BoomFuzzy shrugged.
“Socialised. Terrorized. Tomato, tomahto.”
GhoulSpawn sighed.
“You know, you could try being nice to Humans. For once.”
BoomFuzzy barked a laugh so loud the lanterns flickered.
“No fun in that. Fear shakes better. Makes the day sparkle.”
"Why's Quaraun so angry?"
"Him always angry. It's his default state of being."
"Yeah, but, he looks more angry then normal."
"Does he? Eh. Hadn't noticed. Probably on account of my being blind."
"It wasn't that bad, going to visit the Humans, was it?" GhoulSpawn asked Quaraun.
Quaraun’s fist slammed into the wall.
Stone spiderwebbed. Dust fell. A corpse somewhere below twitched in sympathy.
Silence snapped.
GhoulSpawn flinched.
“Okay. So it WAS that bad.”
Quaraun turned slowly. His eyes were bright. Not watery. Bright with calculation and insult. He spoke very carefully.
“It was worse.”
BoomFuzzy leaned against the table, delighted.
“Here we go.”
Quaraun lifted one trembling hand, still clenched, then forced the fingers open one by one, as if unlocking a mechanism.
“Someone,” he said. “Had the audacity to offer me clothing.”
"Uhm." GhoulSpawn blinked. “…Clothing?”
“Yes.”
"And that upset you?"
"Of course it did."
"Of course." GhoulSpawn paused wondering if he had missed part of the conversation. "Uhm...? Uh... when you say clothing, you mean, like, clothing?"
"Clothing."
“As in—”
“As in they looked upon my resplendent, handwoven pink saori silks,” Quaraun said, voice climbing, reaching hysteria pitch. “Red tussar. Eri gathered. Spun, dyed, woven, and consecrated by my own hands. By me. And they decided this was insufficient.”
BoomFuzzy snorted.
“The nerve.”
“They treated it,” Quaraun continued, pacing now, limp pronounced, cane striking sparks. “As if it were rags. As if I were cold. As if I were a beggar. As if I were Human. They treated me, an Elf, like a lowly Human!”
GhoulSpawn opened his mouth, closed it again.
“Okay but—”
“And it gets worse,” Quaraun said. His jelly tendrils flared, venom beads quivering.
"It does?"
"Yes!"
"How?"
“It was not merely clothing."
"It wasn't?"
"No!"
"What was it?"
"It was shoes.”
"Shoes?"
"SHOES!"
BoomFuzzy howled with laughter.
“Shoes!”
“Shoes,” Quaraun hissed. “I am an Elf. We do not wear shoes. Do you see shoes on my feet?"
"No."
"I always walk around barefoot do I not?"
"You absolutely do. Even in deep s drifts and on icy roads. I had noticed this."
"I am am Elf!"
"As you keep saying."
"We make shoes. Have you not seen my collection?”
GhoulSpawn stared. “You have… a shoe collection?”
Quaraun swept past him, gesturing sharply toward a peg-lined wall. Dozens of slippers hung there. Pink silk ballet-style shoes, delicate, absurdly ornate, long silk ribbons looped and knotted, hanging like offerings. They gleamed softly in the lighthouse light.
“These,” Quaraun said. “Are art. These are craft. These are carried.” He hooked one bundle over his arm to demonstrate, holding them like a purse. “They are not worn. Ever.”
"Uhm..." GhoulSpawn nodded slowly. He did not understand anything that was going on, but decided it best to nod and agree with everything Quaraun said. “…Okay.”
“And not just any shoes,” Quaraun went on, voice cracking with controlled fury. “Baby shoes.”
BoomFuzzy slapped the table again.
“Oh that is blasphemy.”
"Baby shoes?"
"Baby shoes. They offered me, a Moon Elf, baby shoes."
"And that's bad?"
"YES!"
GhoulSpawn frowned.
“Why?”
Quaraun stopped dead. Turned. Stared at him as if he had spoken nonsense in a dead language.
“Why.”
GhoulSpawn shrugged, hooves clicking on stone.
“I mean. I am from the nineteen seventies. Shoes are shoes. Also I have hooves. I have never worn shoes. I don't really know much about shoes, y'know?”
BoomFuzzy leaned in, voice dropping, delighted and dangerous.
“Faerie law, lad. Offerin clothes is an insult. Offerin shoes is a declaration. Offerin baby shoes is… complicated. We eat babies.”
"Yeah... I've heard that about you."
"Goblin King. Eating babies comes with the job."
"Yeaaah... I don't... I don't understand Faerie laws. I'm a Demon."
Quaraun’s voice went flat. “It is an accusation.”
"Of what?"
"Of being beneath them."
GhoulSpawn processed that. Slowly.
“They thought you… needed them.”
“They implied,” Quaraun said. “That I was unfinished. Unclothed. Improper. That I required correction. That I, an Elf, was infantile, was beneath a Human.”
BoomFuzzy grinned.
“If I had not intervened, there would be no village.”
GhoulSpawn rubbed his face.
“You intervened how?”
BoomFuzzy winked.
“With restraint.”
"Restraint?"
"Aye. I did no lop off their heads for insulting me Elf."
"They insulted me," Quaraun agreed.
"And you didn't kill any of them?"
Quaraun turned away again, fists clenching anew.
“I did not kill anyone,” he said.
“This is evidence of growth.”
“Yes,” BoomFuzzy said cheerfully. “I am very proud.”
GhoulSpawn watched them both. The god who killed ships for routine. The king who ate Elves for pleasure. Standing in their lighthouse, offended not by blood or threat or death, but by a baby shoe.
“…Next time,” GhoulSpawn said carefully. “Maybe we put up a sign.”
BoomFuzzy laughed. “Next time we go again.”
Quaraun did not answer. He lifted the bundle of silk slippers higher on his arm, straightened the ribbons, and walked deeper into the lighthouse, every step precise, controlled, furious.
The door locked itself again.
Outside, the sea kept quiet.
The End?

Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.
Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.
For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:
American English to Scottish:
a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "
a long distance from = A piece fae
a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "
about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks
accomplishments = kunnandi
After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "
alive (living) = kvikr
Always on the move = Never aff o da go
am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"
are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"
autumn = dah haihst
belong to = fylgja
best = bettah moost
betray (verb) = svíkja
bewildered = villhyggjandi
building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "
built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."
cast a spell = hoodooed
cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"
child = bairn
church = kirk
color = colour
danger = hœttr
daren't = darena
daring = djarfr
dark = dökk
dark elf = Dökkálfr
dark-elves = Døkkálfar
darker = dökká
do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"
do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"
each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "
educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "
elf = Alfr
Elf = Álfr
Elf Home = Álfheimr
Elf World = Álfheimr
elf-advice = Ælfred
elf-beautiful = ælfscyne
elf-friend = Ælfwine
elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru
elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard
elf-powerful = Ælfric
everyday = ivvryday
eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"
fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."
feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."
further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."
green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."
handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "
have faith = trúa
Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis
Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.
have not = ain't
He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.
He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.
Head for = Mak wye for
head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak
head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie
horse fly = klegsie
I = Me
I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "
I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)
idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."
idiot = numpty
if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "
I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye
know = ken
looked = lokid
looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."
magic = hoodoo
naked = nøkkviðr
needle = bodkin
neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "
No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "
Nobody knew = not-knew nobody
Noontide = Da heicht o da day
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"
NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."
old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "
orange = o'jinn
out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."
outside = oot dair
people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "
people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."
poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "
Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "
shield = skjoldr
Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "
tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "
the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"
them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"
there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."
they = dey
To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."
understand = understonde
understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "
very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"
Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"
Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "
For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf
The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf
More information about our language can be found on this website: https://www.iheardee.com which is written in my native language.
However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.
My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.
It is a very great struggle.
At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.
Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.
I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.
Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.
Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.
If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.
However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.
My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.
While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.
As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.
I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.
Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.
As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.
have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.
I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.
I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".
It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"
The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.
The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.
While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....
... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.
While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.
My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since. |
The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground
On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.
She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.
The attack also triggered labour.
My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.
Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.
The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.
The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.
Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.
Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.
Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.
Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.
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The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 |
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.
Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.
Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.
Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.
In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.
Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.
But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.
I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.
Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.
Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.
I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.
My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.
Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.
Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
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