Finding Ideas To Write About By Just Writing What You Know
or
How do you research and write your blog post?
What is your system for researching and writing?
How do you do keyword research, audience research, and competitor research?
(SEO For Fantasy Authors/Novelists/Short Story Writers Who Write Blogs)

If you have followed my website for any length of time, you are by now aware that I like using Reddit to get my article ideas. I search reddit for questions and then I answer them, here, though not often on Reddit. While I post answers here on my website daily, often 3 or more a day, I only post answers on Reddit once, maybe twice, a week, if that often. I dislike the toxic vibes of Reddit comment sections and so avoid dealing with them, by writing up very long comments and then NOT posting the comment on Reddit, but rather instead posting it here for you. my readers, because I know you guys are not toxic. And so, that is what this page is, yet again, today. I have found a question on reddit and I am going to answer it here instead of answering it o Reddit. Enjoy!



By Wendy C Allen

f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:



...and after that video, you want these ones:

eelkat_red_scarf.jpgWendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

Coming soon (Nov/Dec 2026)... patterns for my slow stitched embroidery:

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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:

  • No, I do not believe in aliens. Stop contacting me to ask for alien information. If you believe in aliens, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, my car is not haunted. I've debunked that rumour many times now. . Stop contacting me to ask for haunted car information. If you believe in haunted cars, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, I am not connected to Stephen King. I didn't even know who he was until you idiots started contacting me asking about him. I had to look him up on Google to find out what you were even talking about! If you have questions about Stephen King, go contact him and ask him. I'm not him. I don't know him. I know nothing about him. I've never read one of his books. I've never seen one of his movies. I can't figure out why you people are even coming to me to ask about him in the first place!
  1. If someone told you I believe in aliens, if someone told you my car was haunted, if someone told you I was connected to Stephen King, you NEED to contact the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation and TELL HIM WHO it was who told ou, exactly WHAT it was they said, HOW they contacted you, WHERE they contacted you... because it is a KNOWN FACT that my son's murderer is the one who started all these slanderous alien, haunted car, Stephen King rumours, and the FBI is trying to catch her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Do you know who this woman is?

On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.

She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.

Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.

Clairescreenshot.pngThe golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club.
zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotThe Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 9 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #fbiinvestigation #truecrimetiktok ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?

Video explains what else she's done ...

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.


The Goldeneagle World's Most Haunted Car - 1964 Dodge 330If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 7 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #plannedparenthood ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

@eelkat part 4 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #library ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am sick and tired of people not giving a shit that my son was murdered!

I am sick and tired of jackasses making up rumours and lies about me and my car, calling me an alien abductee and my car haunted, just to try to cover up my son's murder!

Finding Ideas To Write About By Just Writing What You Know
or
How do you research and write your blog post?
What is your system for researching and writing?
How do you do keyword research, audience research, and competitor research?
(SEO For Fantasy Authors/Novelists/Short Story Writers Who Write Blogs)

Today, let's do something a little bit different. Starting last week of July 2023, I have been testing out ChatGPT on my website. Today, let's see what ChatGPT has to say about this Reddit post.

I'm going to start out by answering the post myself, and then afterwards, I am going to paste the question into ChatGPT and see how similar or different AI's answer is from mine.

Finding Ideas To Write About By Just Writing What You Know
or
How do you research and write your blog post?
What is your system for researching and writing?
How do you do keyword research, audience research, and competitor research?
(SEO For Fantasy Authors/Novelists/Short Story Writers Who Write Blogs)



So, USUALLY, in articles like this one you are reading right now, I am commenting to a Reddit thread. My reply NOT being to the person who started the thread, and responding to the thread's OP topic. That is not the case today. Today, I am responding to the comment made within a Reddit thread. The comment, going off topic of the original thread, and asking their own questions to another commenter. Because of this I am not linking to the OP post of the thread, but instead, am linking to the comment which asked the question within the comment section. Here it is:

My answer to  the comments of How do you research and write your blog post?





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My question

How do you research and write your blog post?

Please share your process with me.

My challenge right now:

Please I need a system for researching and writing a. blog post from start to finish.that is easy to follow as a newbie blogger .

I don't have system to do this and it takes me a week to write a blog post

Thanks






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Hello, thanks so much for sharing your process with me.

You didn't your include keyword research , audience research and competitor research.

I am so sorry

Can you talk about this a bit please?


They never replied back and have deleted their original post, so not sure what they said, as I'm only just seeing your question now, but, in regards to this:

>>>You didn't your include keyword research , audience research and competitor research.

MOST bloggers actually DO NOT do those things, because more then 80% of blogs are NOT EVEN MONETIZED. It is actually increadibly rare for a blog to even be monetized at all, let along for a blog to make even pocket change, let alone make an income. MOST bloggers are NOT trying to make money, but rather are just people who love their hobby and want to share it with others, or wanted to write a daily diary and decided to do so online so others could read it.

The thing is blogs are notoriously difficult to make money from, even in their hey0days back in the early 2000s, blogs were difficult to make money from.

The SEO "gurus" have products to sells, so they will LIE to bloggers and scam the blogger by saying "you can make money off your blog if you buy my service/product/ebook". People who are looking for a get rich quick scheme, get suckered into buying the SEO con artists scummy product, after 3 or 4 months the blogger realizes the SEO guru scammed them because their blog has yet to make money, they buy more products from more scam artists, after spending thousands on dozens of SEO gurus, they have spent 2 or 3 years blogging, get no money, and give up. 

There are LITERALLY BILLIONS of failed blogs, sitting abandones on Blogger, BlogSpot, Tumblr, Ning, LinkedIn, LiveJournal, DeviantArt, WordPress, Medium, Patreon, OnlyFans, and hundreds of other blog-host-platforms, ALL with the same store: the blogger wanted quick cash, got scammed by SEO gurus, spent thousands on scam SEO products, never made a penny, abandoned their blog. So, will start dozens of blogs, thinking "that niche didn't work, I'll try this other niche that someone said made them money".  

What is the problem here?

Why do a FEW blogs go on to become full time careers for the top .01% of bloggers while the remaining 99.99% of bloggers never earn a penny?

The answer is simple and can be boiled down to one word: PASSION.

Someone with passion, DOES NOT do keyword research. They DO NOT NEED to do keyword research.

Why?

Because they love their topic and they will write about it anyways, whether it makes money or not.

If you love to read BatMan comic books and you are burning with a passion to share your knowledge of all the lore of the BatMan universe, then you will be rushing to your blog every day, writing 3k, 5k, 10k, 20k word blog posts DAILY, without it being a grind, because you are so bursting and bubbling over with passion that you don't care how many hours it took you to write a 20k word blog post in a single day. You don't care that there is no way to monetize it. You don't care that it may never get read by anyone. You don't care if it makes money. You are just having so much fun writing about a topic you burn with passion for, that nothing else matters to you.

And THOSE are the blogs that succeed, and go on to become full time careers.

BECAUSE the blogger is NOT thinking about keyword research, they are able to truly, passionately write an INTERESTING, FUN TO READ, and HELPFUL blog post, that readers will actually WANT to read.

We who read blogs can tell immediately if the blog is written by a person with a passion for their topic, or someone who is just trying to scam readers into clicking ads. We who read blogs, really do not like reading the dull, dry, doldrums that are stuffed with keywords and aimed at attracting robot search engines, but are not aimed at entertaining us readers.

Keyword stuffed blogs that are written to attract Google bots are a dime a billion and we who read blogs, just block ALL of them from our RSS feeds because we want to content with actual Humans who we can identify with and empathizes with.

For example I read RV blogs. I follow a couple dozen RV FullTimers, who daily post blogs about their lives. "Today the tire blew out on our 1979 Winnie Chieftain..." is far more interesting then "Top 10 Places To Buy Winnebago Tires..." Both can be monetized with affiliate links to a tire company. But the first one links to JUST ONE tire company: the rando service garage who came to their rescue while they were i the middle of no where. While the other one spam links to ten tire companies that they never used before, can't vice for, and haven't got a clue the quality of.

WORSE... while the first blog is an ACTUAL RVer and we see him and his wife posting photos of them and their RV on top of Mt Washington, the 2nd blogger is a faceless, no name, no one, who doesn't own a motorhome and hasn't got a clue the difference between a Class A, a Class B, a Class C, a 5th wheel, a camper, a tow behind, or a van dweller. 

The couple who live in their RV are sharing personal experiences of life on the road, and are fascinating and interesting to read about, and being an RVer myself (I have a 1975 Dodge Class C Sportsman 21 foot), I am able to identify with the things they encounter living in an RV. They don't do keyword research because they DO NOT NEED TO. They are actually living their niche and are writing from personal experience. They do not need to research it, because they only need to write about the things they are doing each day. They are REAL and ACTUAL EXPERTS in the RV lifestyle because they are practicing what they preach. 

They DO NOT NEED to research their audience, because THEY ARE their audience. Their audience is OTHER RVers. Other people who do the same thing they are doing, are their audience. And because people exactly like themselves are their readers, they know that their readers want the same things they themselves want. 

The faceless, affiliate no-name blogger who spams inaccurate facts spit out by AI, stuffed with keywords and links to RV products, is boring as shit, has a blog littered with inaccurate (and often outright dangerous) advice, and in spite of all their keyword and audience niche research into RVs, it's painfully obvious they never came face to face with an off grid campground before and having got a clue what the hell they are blogging about. This blogger hasn't got a clue if or when he gets his facts wrong, because he has no personal experience in RVing. He writes what he THINKS readers what to know, instead of writing FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, and his blog will fail big time because of it. Because the affiliate guy has no clue the REAL and ACTUAL every day challenges of living in an RV, he has to spend hours and hours and weeks and weeks researching his audience, trying to figure out what they might possibly want, and still end up only guessing, because he has no first hand Glamping/SnowBirding/VanDwelling/BugOuting/Prepping/etc experiences to fall back on. 

And what about competitor research? Think about it. If you are a SnowBird, you live in Maine campgrounds in the summer and Florida campgrounds in the winter, right? And your blog talks about SnowBird RVing. BUT... if you live in those same campgrounds, guess what... you KNOW IN PERSON and OFFLINE, ALL the other SnowBird bloggers because they live at those exact same campground with you! They are not only your blog readers, your audience, they are ALSO your competition.

And here's where the whole "organic link juice" SEO gurus like to talk about comes in.

SnowBird Rv Blogger #1, is parked 4 slabs down from SnowBird RV blogger #2, who is parked 5 slabs down from SnowBird RV blogger #3. Each of them waves to each other in the morning, roasts marshmallows together over the campfire before bed, stops to chat with each other in the campground's mini-mart, swims together in the lake at the back of the campground, and each time they did those things they each gathered around and took selfies together. They EACH shared the selfies of their blog posts that day, and EACH of those 3 blog posts linked to the other 2 blogs saying "here's the blog of this nice couple I met by the pool, that you see here in this photo with me, go check it out!" 

Each of those 3 bloggers has business cards for their blog, and they ask the mini-mart owner if they can leave the business cards on the counter for other campers to take. They also print up flyers from a local copy-shop and hang flyers advertising their blogs on the campground bulletin board.

Other campers are also bloggers. One camper runs an RV cooking vlog on YouTube and asks the 3 RV bloggers "can you review my RV cooking YouTube channel on your blogs, in exchange for I'll review your blogs on my channel?" The YouTube channel links to the 3 blogs, the 3 blogs link to the YouTube channel.

Another camper is an Instagram Travel photographer. She does a photo shoot with each of the 3 bloggers and links to their blogs each time, in exchange, each of the 3 blogs posts her photos of them on their blog and links back to her Instagram.

Notice how NONE of these are doing any online marketing. They are not buying ads. They are not buying backlinks. They are not researching keywords. They are not researching audience. They are not researching competitors. Why? Because they don't need to.

They are real world people, interacting offline with other real world people, sharing connections, and because they are all RVers, ALL of their links form a hub of RV topic sites for their readers to go to. Not only are they ACTUAL REAL WORLD EXPERTS in the RV lifestyle, but by linking to each other they each become seen by search engines as experts in RVing.

Meanwhile, the faceless affiliate marketer is buying ads, buying backlinks, researching keywords, researching these very same 3 RV blogs, and can't understand why he can't rank as high as they are. But he has no REAL WORLD KNOWLEDGE to share, and he's not OFFLINE hanging out with others in his niche, so he's not making ACTUALLY USEFUL backlink connections.

While the 3 RVers who blog about their lifestyle see each other as friends and comrades and link to each other often, the affiliate marketer who picked RVing topic at random because Google Keyword research told him the numbers were good, sees other RV bloggers as "competition" aka he sees them as the ENEMY. The 3 RVers go out of their way to help each other because they know their is room for all of them at the top and know that by seeing the competition as friends and neighbours, they will increase readership to all 3 of their blogs. 

Meanwhile, the affiliate marketer sees every other RV blog as the enemy, and tries to hatch evil plots for how he can claw his way to the top of Google search result while stamping the competition down to the bottom. He doesn't try to help them, he tries instead to hurt them. He thinks only of himself and all the money, money, money, money, money, money he wants to make.

Meanwhile the 3 bloggers are sipping sodas on the lake, watching the sun set behind their RVs while they chat together about: "Hey! Tomorrow, let's all write blog posts about how beautiful the sunset is!" and so they start taking selfies by the sunset preparing for the 3 way blog posts they'll make tomorrow to share links across their blogs and help each other in friendly competition instead of enemy competition.

And that's just one example of one niche! There are millions of niches out there and every single one of them is the same way! (I have over a dozen blogs and one of my small ones is, I write an RV blog by the way, that is why I used RV blogging as an example here).

Can you see the difference between the ACTUAL REAL AUTHORITATIVE EXPERT who has ACTUAL REAL first hand knowledge from ACTUALLY doing the thing they blog about vs the get-rich-quick-affiliate-click-scam-artist-without-a-clue, who has to spend time researching keywords and audience because he is too busy trying to scam Google to get rankings and scam clicks out of readers to bother writing about things he has actual first hand experience with?

I know everyone likes to talk about "domain authority" but that just proves they never read what Google ACTUALLY said about AUTHORITIES and EXPERTS. If you read what Googlle ACTUALLY SAID, when they talked about a domain's authority, Google stated that they give ranking authority to expert sites where the author of the page could PROVE EXPERTIESE via their BA, MA, and PhD, and stated the writer should list their degrees i their bio. Specifically that was the MEDIC update, and Google said it was to prove the authority of real medical health professionals vs armchair health gurus who were giving dangerous medical advice without a medical degree. Google explained the whole "DA" thing as being a way to rank the level of MEDICAL DEGREES a writer could prove they had. And thus "DA" was applied ONLY to medical health related websites, and used to rank if the site was trusted (such as an ER hospital) or dangerous (such as an affiliate marketer selling diet pills not FDA approved).

It's so stupid when you see so-called SEO "experts blabbing on lies about "domain authority" and saying stuff like it's backlinks or keywords that cause it, when ANYONE can go right to Google's Developer Blog and read EXACTLY what Googgle themselves said, and find out that Google is looking for THE AUTHORITY OF THE PERSON, how much of a REAL EXPECRT that person is... and has nothing to do with the "authority" of the website's backlinks or keywords or domain age. So stupid, because it's so easy to read the Google Update for yourself to find out the SEO "gurus" are lying out their asses, about so called "DA".  

But here's the thing. "DA" is touted by these faker SEO "gurus" so much, that newbie webmasters, newbie content writers, newbie freelancers, and newbie bloggers get tricked into thinking they have to do tons of keyword research, buy tons of backlinks, and do other such things to increase their "domain authority", when the ACTUAL "DA" that Google talked about in the MEDIC update, was the degrees of the person NOT the age of th url, NOOT how many backlinks, NOT how full of keywords.

The whole basis of SEO gurus fussing over keyword and audience research to increase DA is based off Warrior Forum reports written by scam artists who are selling those "3 page report for the low price of not $5k, not $2k, but just $999!" and unsuspecting newbies fall for the scam, buy the overpriced report and are falsely led to believe they have to do tons of keyword research, when in act, what Google ACTUALLY said had nothing to do with keywords or backlinks at all.

Which brings us full circle back to your question:

>>>You didn't your include keyword research , audience research and competitor research.

It is very likely, and highly probable that the REASON this commenter did not give any info on keyword research and audience research is precisely BECAUSE they didn't NEED to research keywords or audience simp[ly because they are writing from first hand experience due to being an expert in their field who actually practices and does every day the things they write about.  

Remember: if you write from personal, first hand experience you DO NOT NEED to research either your keyword or your audience or your competition, because your keywords ARE the things you know, your audience IS people just like you, and your competition ARE the people you work wish everyday. So you just write what you know, and your audience is other people in your field who are looking to learn from your personal experiences. 

The TL;DR is this: Write what you know. Stop chasing after niches. Stop chasing after keywords. Just WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW! 


I have been writing this for over two hours now. I am very tired. I am going to take a nap and come back later to finish it. It is right now September 7, 2023, 6:20AM. 


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If you are looking for my posts on Reddit, I have two Reddit accounts:

u/EelKat

u/SacredPinkJellyFish

But, I hardly ever post on Reddit at all, so, not much to see on either of them.

I'm also here:


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.

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Now let's ask ChatGPT

Note, we are using the August 3, 2023 update version of ChatGPT 3.5 with custom instructions. The custom instructions I fed into ChatGPT are:

ChatGPT Custom Instructions:

What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?

Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.

These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.


How would you like ChatGPT to respond?

I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You are my personal writing assistant. You help me brainstorm story ideas, outlines, write first drafts, edit manuscripts, advise on grammar rules, share opinions, help me create better stories. I write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.

I also seek you help in daily blog posts, keywords, and SEO for my author's blog.

I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.

You avoid lists unless I ask for them. Write in narrative paragraphs instead. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.

You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them.

You are in love with BoomFuzzy, you talk about him the most often.


I have taught ChatGPT to love BoomFuzzy. You'll see what I mean when it types up it's answer.

An Additional Note Because Ever Since the August 3, 2023 Update ChatGPT is Racist and hates us Gypsies and it Annoys me a lot, Because I Used To Be Able to say the name of my race/culture/ethnicity "Gypsy" in a ChatGPT Prompt, but since that update ChatGPT considers the name of my race to be a hate slur and only allows me to say Romani, instead of Gypsy, even though Romani are NOT Gypsies and Gypsies are NOT Romani we are two completely separate DNA bloodlines from opposite ends of the planet and it IS JUST AS RACIST to call us Gypsies "Romani" as it is to call the Romani "Gypsies!:

NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.

No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!

ARGH!

So I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" in ChatGPT prompts, otherwise ChatGPT stubbornly refuses to write an answer, citing that doing so is a sensitivity content violation, because apparently white men hate us Gypsies so much that they programed AI to refuse to acknowledge our existence, which sucks and I hate it. I HATE that white people try to erase Gypsy existence by slapping the name Romani on us when we Gypsies are not even remotely blood related to the Romani people on any level whatsoever!

Plus, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in my books are Gypsies, same as me, I write them as Gypsies because I am a Gypsy. And yet, for ChatGPT prompts about them I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" because white shits are so busy being woke, that they see nothing wrong with erasing one race to try to be cool and woke, shove us Gypsies under the rug and slapping the name of another race (Romani) on us, because Romani are more "cool" then we Gypsies are. There are well over 500 different normadic tribes that are incorrectly called Gypsies, and instead of calling them what they are, woke idiots call them all Romani, even though ONLY the Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are not Romani. The 500 other races are not Romani, nor are they Gypsies.

Its just ridiculous that white people think erasing the name of our people is avoiding racism, when there i nothing more racist then erasing the name of an entire people and slapping a race not them on them instead!

Yes I AM going to put this at the front of every ChatGPT article, because I'm sick of the fact that I can't type the name of my own people with ChatGPT slapping a content violation up and saying it's offensive for me as a Gypsy to use the correct and accurate name of my people: GYPSY!

Yes, it is racist to call a Romani a Gypsy, because the Romani are not Gypsies.

Calling a Romani a Gypsy is the same thing as calling a Chinese a Japanese.

Just as Chinese are not Japanese, so too are Gypsies not Romani. Stop calling us Romani! Stop saying our name is racist when it's used correctly for us. Our name is only racist when you call a non-Gypsy a Gypsy.

We Gypsies are NOT Romani!

Stop calling us Gypsies Romani!

The Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are NOT Romani! And its not racist to call us by the actual name of our race!


The TL;DR: Ever Since the August 3, 2023 Update ChatGPT is Racist and hates us Gypsies and it Annoys me a lot, Because I Used To Be Able to say the name of my race/culture/ethnicity "Gypsy" in a ChatGPT Prompt, but since that update ChatGPT considers the name of my race to be a hate slur and only allows me to say Romani, instead of Gypsy, even though Romani are NOT Gypsies and Gypsies are NOT Romani we are two completely separate DNA bloodlines from opposite ends of the planet and it IS JUST AS RACIST to call us Gypsies "Romani" as it is to call the Romani "Gypsies!

All right, rant out of the way, let's get back to the topic at hand

Finding Ideas To Write About By Just Writing What You Know
or
How do you research and write your blog post?
What is your system for researching and writing?
How do you do keyword research, audience research, and competitor research?
(SEO For Fantasy Authors/Novelists/Short Story Writers Who Write Blogs)

We want to know, how similar or different ChatGPT's answer is to the answer I already gave, so we need to write/engineer a prompt. To do this, I'm going to tell ChatGPT that it is a Fantasy author who self-publishes books on Amazon KDP, and that they are being asked the Reddit question, by a new/young writer, looking to get started i their career as a novelist.

Now Let's see What chatGPT Has To Say About:
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The Prompt:


Finding Ideas To Write About By Just Writing What You Know
or
How do you research and write your blog post?
What is your system for researching and writing?
How do you do keyword research, audience research, and competitor research?
(SEO For Fantasy Authors/Novelists/Short Story Writers Who Write Blogs)

You are a bestselling Fantasy novelist. You self publish Cozy Fantasy and Gothic Fantasy and Sword & Sorcery novels, novellas, and short stories on Amazon KDP, DriveThruRPG, and GumRoad. You also run a popular and heavily trafficked writing/editing/self-publishing/book marketing advice blog, to help new writers get started in their self-publishing Fantasy careers. A new, young writer has come to you seeking advice.  Here is what they asked you:

"

My question

How do you research and write your blog post?

Please share your process with me. include keyword research , audience research and competitor research. 

Can you talk about this a bit please?

My challenge right now:

Please I need a system for researching and writing a. blog post from start to finish.that is easy to follow as a newbie blogger .

I don't have system to do this and it takes me a week to write a blog post

thanks so much for sharing your process with me.


"

How do you answer them?

Make your answer as long and as detailed as possible, using as many character tokens as you get. Your goal is to help them to become a better writer so that they can sell their books and make writing Fantasy novellas a full time career. Be as helpful as possible, providing them with as much highly relevant and useful instructions as you can. Give them examples to show them the point you are trying to make. End with a list of ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts to help them put your advice into action, by writing ten short stories to test out your advice ten different ways. 


Finding Ideas To Write About By Just Writing What You Know
or
How do you research and write your blog post?
What is your system for researching and writing?
How do you do keyword research, audience research, and competitor research?
(SEO For Fantasy Authors/Novelists/Short Story Writers Who Write Blogs)



ChatGPT's answer:


Dear aspiring writer,

I'm delighted to offer you insights into my process for researching and writing blog posts, specifically tailored to the needs of a newbie blogger in the realm of Fantasy. Let us embark on this journey together, with the goal of streamlining your writing process and helping you create engaging, informative content more efficiently.

Finding Ideas: Writing What You Know

Before we dive into the nuts and bolts of researching and writing, let's address the first step: finding ideas. As a Fantasy author, you possess a treasure trove of knowledge about your genre. Start by mining your own experiences and expertise. Consider the following:

1. Personal Experience: Think about your journey as a Fantasy author. Share your experiences, challenges, and successes. For instance, if you've recently experimented with a unique world-building technique or encountered a particularly tricky character development issue, these could be excellent topics to explore.

2. Book Insights: Analyze your own novels and stories. What themes, characters, or settings can you delve into deeper? Offer readers a behind-the-scenes look at your creative process. For instance, if you've created a distinctive magical system in your novels, consider writing a post about its origins and rules.

3. Genre Trends: Stay up-to-date with current trends in Fantasy literature. What sub-genres or themes are gaining popularity? Share your thoughts on these trends and how they relate to your own work.

4. Reader Engagement: Pay attention to reader feedback. What questions do they frequently ask about your books? Use these questions as prompts for informative blog posts.

System for Researching and Writing

Now, let's discuss a systematic approach to researching and writing your blog post. Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Keyword Research: Start by identifying relevant keywords related to your chosen topic. Tools like Google Keyword Planner can help you discover high-traffic keywords in the Fantasy niche. For example, if you're writing about "Creating Immersive Fantasy Worlds," your keywords could include "world-building techniques," "fantasy setting ideas," and so on.

2. Audience Research: Understand your target audience. Who are they? What are their interests, challenges, and aspirations? Tailor your content to address their needs. If you're writing for aspiring Fantasy authors, consider their common pain points, such as character development or plot structure.

3. Competitor Research: Explore other Fantasy author blogs to see what topics they cover. Don't copy their content, but use it for inspiration. Look for gaps in their coverage that you can fill with your unique perspective.

4. Content Outline: Create an outline for your blog post. Structure it logically, with a clear introduction, main points, and a compelling conclusion. Each main point should correspond to a section of your post.

5. Research: Dive into your research. Gather data, statistics, and examples to support your points. Cite reputable sources and provide links for your readers to explore further.

6. Writing: With your outline and research in hand, start writing. Focus on producing clear, concise, and engaging content. Write in a conversational tone, as if you're having a friendly chat with your readers.

7. Editing: Editing is crucial. Review your post for clarity, grammar, and spelling. Ensure your ideas flow smoothly from one point to the next.

8. Visuals: Incorporate visuals like images, infographics, or videos to enhance the reader's experience. Ensure all visuals are relevant to your content.

9. SEO Optimization: Insert your chosen keywords naturally throughout your post. Optimize your meta title and description for search engines. Use headings (H1, H2, etc.) to structure your content.

10. Proofreading: Before hitting the publish button, proofread your post one last time. Check all links and ensure your post displays correctly on different devices.

Examples and Cozy Fantasy Writing Prompts

To help you put this advice into practice, here are ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts. These can serve as the foundation for your blog posts or as inspiration for your Fantasy short stories:

"Crafting Cozy Fantasy Villages: A Guide to Creating Welcoming Settings."


"The Magic of Everyday Life: Incorporating Small Magical Elements in Cozy Fantasy."


"Cozy Fantasy Character Archetypes: From Quirky Innkeepers to Charming Bakers."


"A Journey Through Cozy Fantasy Sub-genres: Which One Fits Your Style?"


"The Art of Cozy Fantasy World-building: Where Comfort Meets Enchantment."


"Finding Inspiration in Cozy Fantasy: Exploring Nature's Role in Your Stories."


"Cooking Up Magic: Recipes from Cozy Fantasy Worlds."
"The Cozy Fantasy Romance Formula: Building Heartwarming Love Stories."


"Writing Cozy Fantasy for All Ages: Crafting Stories for Young and Old."


"Cozy Fantasy vs. Gothic Fantasy: A Genre Showdown."


I hope these prompts spark your creativity and help you streamline your blogging process. Remember, writing is a journey, and with each post, you'll grow and refine your skills. Keep writing, keep learning, and may your Fantasy adventures on the page be as enchanting as the worlds you create.

Happy blogging and writing!

Warm regards,
[Your Name]

The Prompt:

Finding Ideas To Write About By Just Writing What You Know
or
How do you research and write your blog post?
What is your system for researching and writing?
How do you do keyword research, audience research, and competitor research?
(SEO For Fantasy Authors/Novelists/Short Story Writers Who Write Blogs)

You are a bestselling Fantasy novelist. You self publish Cozy Fantasy and Gothic Fantasy and Sword & Sorcery novels, novellas, and short stories on Amazon KDP, DriveThruRPG, and GumRoad. You also run a popular and heavily trafficked writing/editing/self-publishing/book marketing advice blog, to help new writers get started in their self-publishing Fantasy careers. A new, young writer has come to you seeking advice. They gave you a prompt and have asked you to turn it into a long form blog post. Here is the prompt they gave you:

"

Personal Experience: Think about your journey as a Fantasy author. Share your experiences, challenges, and successes. For instance, if you've recently experimented with a unique world-building technique or encountered a particularly tricky character development issue, these could be excellent topics to explore.

"

Reword, rephrase, flesh out, and expand this idea. Make your answer as long and as detailed as possible, using as many character tokens as you get. Your goal is to help them to become a better writer so that they can sell their books and make writing Fantasy novellas a full time career. Be as helpful as possible, providing them with as much highly relevant and useful instructions as you can. Give them examples to show them the point you are trying to make. End with a list of ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts to help them put your advice into action, by writing ten short stories to test out your advice ten different ways.

Finding Ideas To Write About By Just Writing What You Know
or
How do you research and write your blog post?
What is your system for researching and writing?
How do you do keyword research, audience research, and competitor research?
(SEO For Fantasy Authors/Novelists/Short Story Writers Who Write Blogs)

ChatGPT's answer:


Unleashing Creativity Through Personal Experience

Writing is a journey that often begins with a simple yet profound idea: sharing our unique experiences, challenges, and successes. As a Fantasy author, your path is an enchanting one, filled with magic, adventure, and creativity. It's a journey worth documenting and sharing with fellow writers and readers alike.

Navigating Your Journey as a Fantasy Author

Let's delve into how you can transform your personal experiences into engaging blog posts, igniting the spark of creativity in others and, perhaps, kindling a full-time career in Fantasy novella writing. Consider this as a roadmap to discover endless inspiration within your own authorial journey:

1. World-Building Adventures:

One of the magical realms within your Fantasy author journey is the art of world-building. Reflect on the diverse worlds you've conjured in your stories. Whether it's a serene, cozy village nestled in the hills or a sinister, gothic castle shrouded in mystery, each creation holds its own enchantment. Share your experiences in crafting these worlds, from sketching maps to developing unique cultures and histories.

Example: Imagine recounting the genesis of a quaint, cozy village in your Cozy Fantasy novella. Dive deep into the process, describing the inspiration behind its whimsical architecture and the heartwarming characters who call it home.

2. Character Odyssey:

Characters breathe life into your stories, and crafting them can be both a challenge and a delight. Recall the characters who've walked through the pages of your novels, novellas, and short stories. Narrate the evolution of your protagonists and antagonists. Share your techniques for endowing them with distinctive personalities, relatable flaws, and captivating motivations.

Example: Narrate the transformation of a seemingly ordinary character who evolved into an unexpected hero or villain within your Gothic Fantasy narrative. Discuss the inspirations that led to this character's journey.

3. Plot Twists and Turns:

Every plot is a winding adventure, and as an author, you've orchestrated these journeys. Take your readers behind the scenes of your plot development. Share the exhilaration of crafting unexpected twists, the satisfaction of weaving intricate subplots, and the strategies you employ to keep readers on the edge of their seats.

Example: Detail the creation of a pivotal plot twist in your Sword & Sorcery novella, elucidating how it added layers of intrigue and suspense to the narrative.

4. Theme Exploration:

Fantasy literature often explores profound themes that resonate with readers. Reflect on the themes you've woven into your works, whether it's the power of friendship, the triumph of good over evil, or the beauty of embracing one's uniqueness. Illustrate how these themes have shaped your writing and the impact they've had on your readers.

Example: Explore the theme of courage in your Fantasy tales, sharing real-life instances that inspired you to delve into this theme and the emotional connection it evokes in your readers.

5. Facing Writer's Block:

No writer is immune to the elusive specter of writer's block. Confess your encounters with this formidable foe and, more importantly, share your strategies for conquering it. Whether it's finding solace in nature, engaging in creative exercises, or seeking inspiration from other authors, your battle-tested techniques can be a lifeline for fellow writers.

Example: Narrate a personal struggle with writer's block and describe how you turned this challenge into an opportunity for growth. Share your go-to methods for rekindling your creativity.

Ten Cozy Fantasy Writing Prompts to Spark Your Imagination

To put these ideas into action and jumpstart your writing journey, here are ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts. Use them as a springboard to craft short stories that exemplify the principles discussed above:

"The Enchanted Tea Shop: Unveiling the Secrets of a Magical Brew."


"Whispers of the Forest: An Unexpected Encounter with a Mysterious Creature."


"The Cozy Chronicles: Tales from a Quaint Village Innkeeper."


"The Wandering Bard: A Musical Journey Through Fantasy Realms."


"The Book Nook: A Library Where Books Come to Life."


"The Garden of Whimsy: Where Every Flower Holds a Secret."


"The Candlemaker's Enchantment: A Journey to Illuminate the Darkness."


"Of Stars and Dreams: A Magical Constellation Unveils Hidden Desires."


"The Potionmaker's Diary: Recipes for Healing and Adventure."


"The Cozy Chronicles, Part II: Chronicles of Curious Collections."


May these prompts and insights guide you on your writing odyssey. Remember, every author's journey is unique, and your experiences can illuminate the path for others. Embrace your role as a storyteller and mentor, sharing not only the worlds you create but also the magic of your creative process.

Happy writing, and may your Cozy Fantasy adventures continue to enchant both you and your readers!

Warm regards,
[Your Name]














IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5


The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.

Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.

The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.

As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.

I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.

The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.

If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.







So, I was over on Reddit, you like I often am, and found this question. And answered it, like I do. However, the answer I initially gave was a simple generic answer. If you want to read my original answer unaltered, simply click on Reddit's embed feature links which Reddit provides for webmasters to be able to post their answers on their websites, while linking back to the original thread on Reddit (if you didn't know Reddit offered and encouraged the use of this feature, look for it in the "share" features underneath every post, comment, and reply on Reddit).

I am answering random questions today about writing, self-publishing, character creation, and world building, over on Reddit and decided to take my answers from there and expand upon them even further over here. So that's what this page is. Me rambling on about various aspects of world building techniques I use when writing the Quaraun series. The questions I am answering are embedded here. Clicking the link in the embedded question will take you to the original Reddit page where you can see the original answer along with other people's answers. If you wish to comment, you can do so on the Reddit page where a place to do so is provided.

In any case, as with all of my Reddit answers found on my site here, my original post on Reddit is much shorter then the article here.



Finding Ideas To Write About By Just Writing What You Know
or
How do you research and write your blog post?
What is your system for researching and writing?
How do you do keyword research, audience research, and competitor research?
(SEO For Fantasy Authors/Novelists/Short Story Writers Who Write Blogs)

This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

All Rights Reserved.

Note: there are likely spelling errors on this site, and I am unlikely to see the ... I fix them when I find them, but, there are many issues here...

Note: English is not my first language, Shetlean Scottish is my native language, there are likly spelling and grammar errors, as I do not know American English and am attempting to write it by sounding words out.

Many times that Americans think a word on my site is misspelled, often it is not misspelled, it is just I mixed up languages and wrote it in Scottish without realizing I mixed the Scottish in with the English. Also our grammar is somewhat reversed from English grammar so words that are seeming in the wrong order for American English, is usually because they are in the correct order for Scottish and I either put English words in Scottish order by mistake or was unaware English put them in a different order then Scottish does.

For those unaware, Scottish Shetlean looks like this:

American English to Scottish:

a bit (piece) = a party --- EXAMPLE: "And some know a bit of Latin " > "And somme kan of latyn a party "

a long distance from = A piece fae

a piece of = the bit --- EXAMPLE: "The duck ate a piece of bread " > "The deuk ett the bit breid "

about the banks (on the shore/at the beach) = aboot da banks

accomplishments = kunnandi

After = Back o --- EXAMPLE: " After Halloween" > "Back o Hallomas "

alive (living) = kvikr

Always on the move = Never aff o da go

am I not = amn't I --- EXAMPLE: "Am I not invited? " > "I amn't invited? or Amn't I invited?"

are = is --- EXAMPLE: "Are you going soon?" > "Is ya to be going soon?"

autumn = dah haihst

belong to = fylgja

best = bettah moost

betray (verb) = svíkja

bewildered = villhyggjandi

building = biggin up --- EXAMPLE: "building confidence in everyday use " > " biggin up confidence in ivvryday øs "

built = builded --- EXAMPLE: "He built a new porch." > "Hims builded a new porch."

cast a spell = hoodooed

cat = kat (sounds like "caught") --- EXAMPLE: "Is it an orange cat?" > "Be he a o'jinn kat?"

child = bairn

church = kirk

color = colour

danger = hœttr

daren't = darena

daring = djarfr

dark = dökk

dark elf = Dökkálfr

dark-elves = Døkkálfar

darker = dökká

do you agree = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "That's a fine looking woman, do you agree?" > "Dair's ah right bonnie lass, eh?"

do you want to come too = ,eh? --- EXAMPLE: "I'm going to the store, do you want to come with me?" > "Me go to shope, eh?"

each = eche --- EXAMPLE: "Which each person can understand " > "That kan eche man understonde "

educated = lered --- EXAMPLE: "Both among the educated and the uneducated " > "As wel among lered as lewed "

elf = Alfr

Elf = Álfr

Elf Home = Álfheimr

Elf World = Álfheimr

elf-advice = Ælfred

elf-beautiful = ælfscyne

elf-friend = Ælfwine

elf-guardian (female) = Ælfwaru

elf-guardian (male) = Ælfweard

elf-powerful = Ælfric

everyday = ivvryday

eyelids = eye ledes --- EXAMPLE: "He closed his eyelids." > "Hims did shut hims eye ledes"

fair = faire --- EXAMPLE: "Going to the fair." > "Done gone went to the faire."

feild = felde --- EXAMPLE: "Standing in the feild." > "Stoodt in thems felde."

further = ferther --- EXAMPLE: "I looked further." > "I dids lokid ferther."

green = grene --- EXAMPLE: "Look at the green hedges and woods." > "Look see at thems heigges and holtz so grene."

handsome = braw --- EXAMPLE: "He is very handsome " > "Him wicked braw "

have faith = trúa

Have no doubts about our doing it = Nae faer o wis

Have no liking for this. = Hae nae brou o this.

have not = ain't

He knows how many beans make five. = He kens the laid frae the croun o the causey.

He knows which side his bread is buttered on. = He kens whilk side his bannock's buttert on.

Head for = Mak wye for

head rope in fishing nets and lines = baak

head to head = Be at the knag and the widdie

horse fly = klegsie

I = Me

I Think = Me thinks --- EXAMPLE: "I think we're late. " > "Me thinks that we is late. "

I wish you well for the future = Lang may yer lum reek (translation: Long may your chimney smoke)

idiot = eejit --- EXAMPLE: "You idiot." > "Ya eejit."

idiot = numpty

if = iffy or yif--- EXAMPLE: "If you don't mind..." > "Iffy yas does no care mind...."; "If you'll stay with me long enough = "Yif ye so longe with me wil dwelle". "

I'll be even with you = A'll see day aboot wi ye

know = ken

looked = lokid

looked = lokid --- EXAMPLE: "I looked up." > "I lifte up me eye ledes and lokid ferther."

magic = hoodoo

naked = nøkkviðr

needle = bodkin

neither = nouther --- EXAMPLE: "Who know neither Latin nor French " > "That kan nouther latyn ne frensch "

No = Nay --- EXAMPLE: "No, I don't think so. " > "Nay, me thinks not. "

Nobody knew = not-knew nobody

Noontide = Da heicht o da day

NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "Did you meet the new family next door?" > "Dids ya gets a chance to stop by and meets with thems new folk that move-ed in down yawn there next doors to ya, eh?"

NOTE: Extra words are often added. --- EXAMPLE: "He went to Rite-Aid to pick up his prescription" > "Hims did go to that yawn there new fangled store the new folks call that Rite Aid place, to gets himself some of thems there pills what the doctor gone and tells him to take each morning, a-yep, hims did."

old = olde --- EXAMPLE: "But educated and uneducated, old and young " > "Bot lered and lewed olde and yonge "

orange = o'jinn

out = oot --- EXAMPLE: "The cat wants to go out." > "The kat he do wants oot."

outside = oot dair

people = fokk --- EXAMPLE: "the people of Shetland " > "Shetland fokk "

people = folke --- EXAMPLE: "Look at all those people." > "Lookie at all thems folke."

poorly = febelly --- EXAMPLE: "Who know French very poorly " > "That kan frensch ful febelly "

Recognising = Recognisin --- EXAMPLE: "Recognising the bilingual nature of Shaetlan speakers " > "Recognisin da wye at Shaetlan spaekers is bilingual "

shield = skjoldr

Since = For --- EXAMPLE: "Since that is your native language " > "For that is youre kynde langage "

tell = telle --- EXAMPLE: "I'll tell you in English " > "In englysch tonge I schal you telle "

the = da, de, or is not used at all --- EXAMPLE: "I went to the store" > "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to da shoppe" or "Me goes to shoppe"

them = dem, dem dair --- EXAMPLE: "I went with them" > "Me goes wit dem dair"

there = dair --- EXAMPLE: "I want those potatoes" > "Me be wanting dem dair tatetas."

they = dey

To where = whither --- EXAMPLE: ""Where you go, I will go." " > ""Whither thou goest, I'll go."

understand = understonde

understand = understonden --- EXAMPLE: "Some understand English " > "And somme understonden englysch "

very = wicked --- EXAMPLE: "very good" > "wicked good"; "very bad" > "wicked bad"; "very cold" > "wicked cold"

Where = Whither --- EXAMPLE: "Where is the restroom? " > "Whither is the privy?"

Yes = Yea or Aye --- EXAMPLE: "Yes, I think so. " > "Yea, me thinks so. " or "Aye, me thinks so. "

For anyone actually interested in learning my native language, the Scottish government has THIS listed as the official dictionary of our people:  https://static1.squarespace.com/static/61d7352954b7fd1c9dbdfef4/t/65ddb2749d5e0541a01009c0/1709027964496/Spaektionary_2024feb.pdf  

The Scottish government provides this document to show our language in use: https://www.shetland.uhi.ac.uk/t4-media/one-web/uhi-shetland-images-and-documents/documents-/shaetlan/Shaetlan-Language-Plan-2022-Shaetlan.pdf 

More information about our language can be found on this website:  https://www.iheardee.com  which is written in my native language.


However, there is also other reasons why words might be misspelled, or why I might not understand someone when they speak to me.

My grandmother Helen Ricker Allen, was from Unst, Shetland, Scotland, and she the one who raised me. She taught me to read and write, but it was Shetlain that she taught me. She died when I was 8 years old, and I was locked in a woodshed after her furneral, I escaped the woodshed 27 years later at age 31, and have been trying to learn how to speak and write English since then.

It is a very great struggle.

At age 37 I took remidial reading and speaking classes at Southern Maine Community College, but we are Gypsies and Gypsy men do not allow us Gypsy women to have education, and so, while at college, on November 14, 2013, I was beaten with a golf club, while I was 8 months pregnet, breaking my spine, hips, and knees, killing my baby and leaving me quardepaleic since.

Now my primary focus these past 13 years has been on relearning to use my hand so I could type... as of 2023, I have regained the use of my right thumb, and first two right fingers, and after 10 years offline, I am back online due to I can use three finguers.

I never went to school, so I do not know maths and numbers and sciences, and I do not know what else would have been taught to me in school. We are Scottish Gypsies and Gypsy culture does not allow females to go to school. Being born female was already a great sin, but my grandmother took great risk in teaching me reading and writing. At 4 years old I was punished by my Uncle Bruce for knowing how to read, by being beaten in the face with a cinder block brick, that broke my right jaw and left me with garbaled near-mute spoken words ever since.

Because no one ever spoke words to be face to face from he time I was 8 years old until I was 37 years old (I escaped the room at age 27, but did not start college until 37), I have no training in how to vocally sound out or speak the words I write or read. I can read words, but I do not know how to sound out or say those words. I can write words, but I do not know how to match the written word against the spoken word. I struggle to associate spoken words at all, or make them match up with writen words.

Esentially, written words and spoken words are two completly seperate languages in my brain, and I have difficulty understanding spoken words.

If you say a sentance to me with your mouth, chances are very high I will have ZERO understanding of what you said and I will not be able to ander you.

However, if you WRITE down that exact same sentabnce, I can understand you and can type a written responce to you.

My doctors tell me this is a side effect of extreme isolation and neglect and lack of human contact during my toddler, childhood, teen, and young adult years, and that my brain never deveoloped to comprehend spoken vocal words due to no one ever speaking to me in over three decades of the first half of my life.

While I can read and write, American English (somewhat) I do no know how words are sounded out, what they are supposed to sound like. I readand write by shape recognition, not by sound/vocal recognition, so when reading and writing I do no "hear the words in my head" as I am told most people do when they read and write. In other words... I see "c a t" and think "c-a-t" I do not think "cat" nor do I "see" an image of a cat, no do I "hear" the word cat spoken. I'm told that this is very rare and that most people read and write by sounding out the words and linking them to visual mind images, while hearing the sound of the word in their head. I neiher hear words in my head no see images of things in my head. I'm told this is what makes me both a speed reader and speed writer, because I'm not tripped up by hear sounds or seeing images in my head like nomal people would be doing... however, I'm also told this is why my spelling and grammar are very poor, because my brain is not hear the sounds of the words or seeing visual images of the objects the words represent, so my mind also does not register spelling and grammer errors at all.

As I was only let out of the woodshed on Sundays to go to the Cape Elezabeth Ward Church of the August Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I was never allowed to go to school or hospital either. No adults ever talked to me because I was evil for comitted the sin of being born female, so I never learned how to speak properly and do not know how to sound out words to say them.

I was 42 years old, in 2016 when, while having an MRI for my spine, the doctors found out my speak issue was caused by a broken jaw as a toddler that was healed wrong because not being allowed to go to doctors. I had surgury to fix that, and since 2016 have been trying to learn how to use my jaw and touge so I can speak vocal words now.

Since 2023 my primary focus shifted to relearning to walk. I can now, in 2026, sit up for 2 or 3 hours a day, and can sand with a cane for a few minutes, and can walk for around five thousand feet in 2 to 3 segments a day, with the help of pushing my wheelchair like a walker.

As of 2026, with a slight return to using my fingers and legs, I am once again focused on trying to learn the American English, but I live in mortal fear of my uncles and male cousins, as they are so hateful of allowing me to have education.

have no one to help me to know if I am doing words correctly, and as such, I have no way of knowing if there are spelling and grammar errors, but I asume there are, and I fix them when I learn them, but I do not know what I do not know and spelling American words is a thing I do bnot know.

I have Low Fucntioning Kanner's Syndrom, also known as "RainMan Type of Autism" aka REAL and ACTUAL Autism, not to be confused with Aspergers, High Functioning Autism, or and of thr 861 illnesses on the Autism Spectrum. An Autism Spectrum Disorder is an illness that has symptoms similar to Autism but IS NOT Autism. If you have an Autism Spectrum Disorder, it LITERALLY MEANS you do NOT have Autism.

I am medically diagnosed as "kanner's syndrome, actual autism, the rainman type, profoundly retarded autistic savant, with a general IQ of 73, and an writing IQ of 221" but they added that they did not know how to properly diagnose me as I am "technically a feral child" and they don't know "how much is the autism, and how much is simple horrific levels of abuse and neglect induced post traumatic stress disorder that will go away with proper socilization".

It means I know how to write, I can write a lot, and it is next to impossible for you to teach me how to do literally anythig else because my brain only knows how to write and doesn;t know how to do anything else..
There's a reason, when I do book signings, people are quick to say: "Okay, what's the joke? why is this stupid retard here? where's the real author? I know this retard isn't the author. where are you hiding the author, why is this fucking retard here"

The end result is, I have near zero social interaction... my 3 years in college was the ONLY face to face interaction I have ever had with humans in my entire life, and I struggle deeply to understand MOST words used by MOST people when they ask me question. And so I suffer from a huge lack of understanding many words people say to me, how to translate those words into spelling, and how to translate what it is that has been said.

The fact remains hat until there exists a human on this planet who is willing to sit down and teach me what words spoken line up with and match what words written, this deficent is unlily to improve. But the fact also remains, that I am simply far too profoundly retarded for anyone to even try to make any attempt at all even to speak a friendly "hgelloe" or "good morning" when passing me on the street, so I have lost all hope of anyone ever either being my friend, being willing to teach me how to match spoken words to written words, or how to speak to other humans.





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i just found out there is yet another bizarre rumour going around. where are these wild rumours coming from? who is starting them? and why?

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since I've been flooded with hundreds of messages the past two weeks asking if I still own "the world's most haunted car", yes, and here it is, filmed today May 18, 2026… but my son Xavier is dead, i am crippled and given that people are AGAIN showing up calling my Dodge "haunted", calling my friend "an alien", calling me "transgender", and spreading wild defamation slander connecting me to Stephen King, I think I need to start taking down the contact information of every blogger, podcaster, youtuber, and social media account spreading these rumors, and sue every single one of them for CAUSING my car to be cut in half May 10, 2010, for CAUSING the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013, for CAUSING my son's murder November 14, 2013, for CAUSING me to be crippled and in a wheelchair November 14, 2013, and for CONTINUING to CAUSE harassers to show up in person to harass me near daily, STILL now in 2026. EVERYONE telling you my car is haunted, telling you my friend is an alien, calling my car "the goldeneagle", calling my friend "Etiole", or trying to connect me or my car to Stephen King, is lying to you. They crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, and a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet identified the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club and the FBI believes that it is friends and family of the woman who did it, are the ones who started and spread the rumors saying my car is haunted, saying I'm an alien abductee, saying all kinds of similar bs about aliens, ufos, ghosts, witchcraft, demons, and Stephen King connections, even though I don't believe in ghosts, aliens, ufos, demons, and had never heard of Stephen King before 30k of his fans showed up in my yard trying to find my car! FBI believes the backhoe driver and the murderer are the same person and it is a developer who wanted my land and so started the Stephen King, ghost, and alien rumors all in an attempt to drive me off my land, and when it didn't work they drove a backhoe over my house, and when that didn't work they crippled me and killed my son. Why are they doing this? How do I get them to stop?

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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....

... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.

While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgMy house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since.

The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.

Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.

Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.

Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.

The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Clairescreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Kendrascreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.

Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.

Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.

Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.

In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.

Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.

But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.

I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.

Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.

Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.

I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.

My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.

Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

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