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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
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- The Pink Necromancer’s Ice Cream of Jellyfish Moons and Sheep-Demon Time Loop aka GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic
The Pink Necromancer’s Ice Cream of Jellyfish Moons and Sheep-Demon Time Loop
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GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic
A Pink Necromancer Fiction Short
LGBTQAI+ FICTION | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane | TransMan Main Character
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
The Pink Necromancer’s Ice Cream of Jellyfish Moons and Sheep-Demon Time Loop
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GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic
Noodle Beach.
Quaraun loved it.
It was why he owned it.
No place was more beautiful.
He stood on the shore and watched the waves.
Sea wind sharp.
Salt curling.
Waves slapping.
Gulls screaming overhead.
Sands white and silver, shimmering with mica and glacier dust, streets crowded.
Food trucks lining the shore, gaudy banners snapping in the wind.
It was summer and Quaraun had opened the gates of the perimeter, invited the Humans into Noodle Beach, as he often did this time of year.
Clam chowder boiling.
Lobster rolls steaming.
Fish frying.
The glorious stink of shrimp, seaweed, burning butter.
But Quaraun smelled roses. Always roses. The beach was lined with rose bushes and the pink roses were in full bloom this week. Rose silk brushing his ankles. Rose petals braided into jellyfish hair. Rose oil clinging to skin. Absinthe clinging to breath.
His belly swollen, heavy.
Kits restless.
Kicking.
He shifted cane from one hand to the other, robes swaying.
Pink silks dragging, embroidered hems damp with tide mist.
Whale belly, he thought.
Too big. Too heavy. But beautiful.
His. Their kits.
BoomFuzzy’s.
Quaraun loved BoomFuzzy.
BoomFuzzy’s ice cream shop glittered at the edge of the boardwalk. It hadn’t been there yesterday. Hadn’t even been there this morning. Faeries work in mysterious ways. Quaraun decided not to question it. Likely the shop was a mimic and BoomFuzzy was feeding random Human customers to it. Such was the ways of BoomFuzzy the Unicorn, Lich King of The UnSeelie Court.
Quaraun stared at the shop that had not been there hours ago.
Lilac painted wood.
Brass railings.
Gold letters across the awning: BOOMFUZZY’S MAGICAL TREATS.
And there in front of it stood the Master Chef Faerie King himself.
Dreadlocked Faerie King stomping about, black hakama swaying, purple tail twitching, shouting orders at Goblin sous-chefs.
Smell of cloves. Ginger. Anise. Coconut. Sugar.
GhoulSpawn’s food truck parked beside it, green velvet curtains fluttering. Wait. That wasn’t right. Since when did GhoulSpawn have a food truck?
“Glinta can not cook worth shit,” Quaraun muttered as he stared at the food truck that had not even existed an hour ago.
CRASH!
Clatter, tinkle, tinkle, tinkle
“Woops!” Sorry!” GhoulSpawn’s voice drifted from inside.
CRASH!
“I’ve got it!”
SHATTER!
“Nope. I don’t got it. I’ll sweep it up!”
Yep.
A food truck, with GhoulSpawn bustling about inside. Quaraun could tell by the amount of breaking dishes and crashing pots and pans he could hear.
Clumsy.
So clumsy.
Golden wool stuck to everything.
Marshmallows burning.
Caramel smoke.
Customers lined up, hippies in flower crowns, mortal tourists with beach towels. Barefoot in the sand.
GhoulSpawn scuttled out the food truck door, trays of ice cream sundeas in his hands. Coven hooves leaving deep gouges in the soft shifting sand.
Nervous.
Distracted.
Math scribbles covering a chalkboard menu, where lists of food should have been.
“JellyBrains!” BoomFuzzy bellowed over the crowd, waving broad hand, teeth glinting gold. “Ya numpty Elf, git yer fine pink arse ovah here ‘fore I fuckin’ drag ye! Help me teach the Goat how to run a food truck!”
Quaraun adjusted his cane, belly swaying, silks shimmering. Kits kicking, impatient. He whispered to himself. A Jellyfish logic monologue:
Moon pulls tide.
Tide pulls silk.
Silk pulls Elf.
Elf pulls cane.
Cane pulls sand.
Sand pulls shells.
Shells pull stars.
Stars pull moon.
Moon pulls kits.
Kits pull me.
He reached the counter.
BoomFuzzy leaned close. Breath hot, clove-sweet, coconut-thick. Dreadlocks heavy with gold beads and purple ribbons.
Quaraun’s fingers itched.
BoomFuzzy’s beautiful dreadlocks.
Always wanting to touch.
Always needing to touch.
He lifted hand, stroked grey locks.
Ribbons tangled.
Beads clicked.
BoomFuzzy chuckled, deep, ribcage rumble.
“Careful there, JellyBrains. Git them kits too riled up, they kick their way out early, aye?”
He pressed broad hand against Quaraun’s belly, palm warm.
Kits squirmed.
Quaraun shivered.
He loved when BoomFuzzy touched him.
GhoulSpawn stumbled over, nearly dropping a tray of caramel skewers. Wool damp, smell of wet sheep and ozone.
“You shouldn’t—uh—eat too much sugar, Quaraun. It could—statistically—accelerate contractions. Probability models show a twenty-two percent chance if caloric intake—”
“Shut it, Goat,” BoomFuzzy snapped. “Ye worry too much.”
“I’m a Sheep. And I calculate,” GhoulSpawn muttered, flustered, adjusting his spectacles. “I don’t worry. Data doesn’t worry.”
Quaraun ignored both of them.
Accepted the cone BoomFuzzy handed him.
“New flavour?”
“Aye. Was gonna call it Sex on a Stick, but then I realized I had five versions of that already, so I named it after the Goat.”
“I’m a Sheep.”
“GhoulSpawn’s Toasted Marshmallow Magic. Cream cold. Sweet. Smoky. Marshmallow bits burnt golden-brown. Ya’ll love it.”
He bit.
Sugar burst.
Rose tongue melted.
Absinthe aftertaste clashing.
Roasted toasted mini marshmallows gooey in heavy frozen cream.
Perfection.
Everything BoomFuzzy made was perfection.
He didn’t get awarded the World’s Greatest Chef for nothing.
He licked slow.
Deliberate.
Fingers brushing BoomFuzzy’s hand.
Dreadlocks brushing his cheek.
Heat flushing.
BoomFuzzy leaned across counter, gold plated teeth flashing.
“Ye know, SugarMuffin, I been thinkin’.”
Quaraun arched brow.
“Thinking about what, Unicorn?”
“About the Goat.”
“I’m a Sheep.”
“Yeah. Him.” BoomFuzzy jerked thumb at GhoulSpawn, who blushed. “I fuckin’ like him. He’s ours. Always runnin’ about, makin’ marshmallow math, but aye… He’s family now, eh?”
“I… uh… I mean… yes?” GhoulSpawn stammered. “Maybe?”
Quaraun licked another bite, cool sugar easing belly heat.
Kits shifted again.
One tiny kick against ribs.
He hissed softly.
“He is ours. He belongs.”
BoomFuzzy’s eyes twinkled silver.
“But I been wonderin’, aye? If he weren’t stuck. Time loop bollocks. Always half here, half there. Ye ever think what he’d be like, if he weren’t trapped?”
Quaraun paused.
Squishy Jellyfish thoughts spiralled around in his brainless skull:
Time loop like tide pool.
Crabs crawl circles.
Fish trapped.
Moon trapped.
I trapped.
Elf trapped.
Goat trapped.
Not a goat.
Sheep.
Sheep trapped.
Trap within trap.
Jellyfish float.
Float free.
Free impossible.
“Love?” BoomFuzzy broke Quaraun out of his thoughts. “I asked ya a question and ya went all space loopy on me.”
“I have thought,” Quaraun admitted. “But time is not silk. Not thread I can weave. He is… broken clock. We cannot fix. I do not know how to send him back to his own time where he belongs.”
“You mean I’m stuck here,” GhoulSpawn asked. “Like forever?”
“Maybe?”
“Aye, it what I were thinking,” BoomFuzzy agreed. “Maybe not ye. But me? I’m tinkerin’. Brewin’.”
BoomFuzzy held up a tiny glowing purple bottle.
Quaraun blinked.
“Potion?”
“Aye, potion. BoomFuzzy’s Time-Breaker Elixir. Got me a cauldron, bit o’ goat hair, splash o’ moonlight, tick of a stopped clock, dash of green velvet, stirred thrice widdershins.”
GhoulSpawn panicked.
“That’s… dangerous! Faerie alchemy mixed with temporal displacement? Probability of catastrophic backlash—”
BoomFuzzy cut him off with a bark of laughter.
“Och, listen tae him! Probability, probability, probability! Ain’t no fun in yer numbers, goat. Ain’t no life in percentages. Life’s in chaos! Life’s in fuckin’ risk!”
Quaraun smiled faintly, eyes glittering pink pupils in blue irises.
“If Unicorn can break loop… Goat will live. Goat deserves.”
“I’m a Sheep.”
BoomFuzzy leaned down, kissed Quaraun’s temple, tugged at silk ribbons in his jellyfish hair.
“Then aye. I’ll fuckin’ do it. For ye. For him. For us. For these kits, too.”
His hand pressed belly again.
Kits fluttered.
Alive.
Quaraun broke off into a fit of reminding himself the local lore around them:
Noodle Beach once drowned three fishing villages in a single storm.
Faerie horns glow brighter at sunset.
UnSeelie laughter warps glass.
Moon Elf hair can strangle sailors in sleep.
I, The Pink Necromancer once melted a bishop with roses.
The Twilight Manor dreams beneath the dunes.
Seaweed here sings lullabies at dusk.
Marshmallow smoke attracts moth gods.
Unicorns taste lies on lips.
Sheep Demons count stars backward to survive.
As usual, Quaraun delirium lines made little sense to anyone but himself.
BoomFuzzy nodded.
“Aye love, you do you. I got customers to feed to me shop.”
The sun lowered.
Sky violet, then indigo.
Gulls shrieking quieter now.
Waves steady.
The crowd thinned.
GhoulSpawn sat on the sand, scribbling equations into tide foam, muttering.
Quaraun leaned into BoomFuzzy, belly pressed, ice cream melting down his wrist.
Kits restless.
Dreadlocks heavy against his cheek.
Coconut and cloves filling lungs.
“Tomorrow,” BoomFuzzy whispered, low. “I start the brew.”
“That was not it you had today?”
“No.”
“What did you have today?”
“Sleeping potion. So Humans no scream when the mimics eat them. Better for business if new customers don’t hear olde customers screaming in the back.”
“Of course.”
“I feel bad for the poor Goat.”
“He is a Sheep.”
“Stuck here in our time. He should be a few thousand years in the past, I figure.”
“What if we can not send him home.”
“Should we even try?”
“Yes.” Quaraun stroked his hair, fingers tangled in beads. “Do it. I would be very sad, if I fell into a portal and could not find my way back to you. He must be very sad.”
They sat.
Sand cold.
Wind sharp.
Stars waking.
Love
heavy as tide.
Achievements Unlocked:
- Belly kicks synchronized with ice cream licks
- Sheep Demon probability rant endured
- Dreadlock fondling +12
- BoomFuzzy’s secret potion project accepted
- Marshmallow Magic consumed safely
- Jellyfish hair logic spiralled thrice
- Lore properly scattered like seashells
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Time
loop problem still unsolved
Moral of the Story: Chaos is sweeter when licked from an ice cream cone.
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Quaraun and BoomFuzzyThe Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
#OwnVoices - Gypsy Characters Written by Gypsy Author | 40th Century Dystopian Maine | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | Absinthe | Absurdist/Absurdism | Accidental Incantation | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Author is not White | Autistic Main Character | Autistic protagonist | Be Careful What You Say | Be Careful What You Wish For | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bisexual Relationships | Bizzarro | Black Characters | Blind Characters | Bumbling Wizards | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Ceremonial Magic | Character Studies | Character Study | Character-driven worldbuilding | Characters Are Not White | Comical Overreacting | Cosmic Horror | Counter Culture Lifestyle | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Cthulhu Mythos | Culinary Fiction | Cursed Magic Items | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Dark Romance | Deal with the Devil | Demonic Contracts | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Disguised as Male | Domestic Fiction | Driven to Suicide Themes | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Dystopian 40th Century Maine | Elderly Main Character | Eldritch Horror | Eldritch Horrors | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Evil Elves | Evil Faeries | Evil NonHuman Main Characters Gleefully Killing Humans | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Existentialism | Exotic Alien Planets | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | F2M Transgender MC | Faerie King | Faeries | Fairy Devilmother | Fairy Tales ReTold | Family Saga | Fantasy drug use | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Forgot About His Powers | Found Family | Frost Punk | FrostPunk | Furries | Furry Fiction | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gay Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gay Harem Romance | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Gay/M-M-M Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gets Easily Lost | Ghost Stories | Glass Canon Wizards | Gothic Horror | Gothic Literature | Gothic Romance | Green Fairy Wine | Grimmification | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gypsy Main Characters | Hand Wave Logic | Haunted Lighthouses | He's a Damsel In Distress | Homeless Main Characters | Hookah Smoking | Horned | Humanoid | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Ice Age Punk | Intersex Main Character | Intersex/Transgender Main Character | Interspecies Romance | Isekai | Jackass Genie | Jerkass | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Fiction | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Lich Lords | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Literal Genie | Literary Fiction | Little Bit Beastly | Lovecraftian Cultists | Lover's Triangles | LSD Use | Lythande FanFiction | Macabre | Mage Tower | Magic Items | Magical Homeless Person | Magical Realism | Magically-Binding Contract | Married Gay Couple | Melodrama | MerMen | Mini Story | Minor Injury Overreaction | Mix-and-Match Critters | MM Romance | MMM Romance (yes, M-M-M Romance, 3 Ms, not 2 - Poly Romance) | MMM Romance | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Nautical Fiction | Necromancers | Neurodivergent main character | New Weird | No Sense of Direction | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | One of the Primary Characters is the Ghost of a Suicide Victim and talks of his Suicide Often | Opium Use | Our Liches Are Different | Parallel Universe | Paranoid Fiction | Pastoral Fiction | Pastoral Poetry | Poke in the Third Eye | Poly Gay Romance | Poly Romance - Why Choose | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Powerful, but Incompetent | Prefers Going Barefoot | Prehensile Hair | Prehensile Tail | Psychological Melodrama | Queer Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Queer Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | Read the Fine Print | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Reverse Harem | Road Trip Fiction | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Self-Harm (Cutting, and deliberate drug overdose) | Shifter Romance | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Slipstream Fiction | Soap Opera | Sold His Soul for a Donut | Sometimes there is a fuckingly liberal use of the fucking word Fuck for no fucking reason other than to say fuck as many fucking times as fuckingly possible | Soul Contracts | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | Suicidally depressed characters | Suicide References | Super Villian MC | Superpower Lottery | SuperVillain PoV | Surrealism | Survivalism | Sweet Romance | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | The Bad Guy Wins | The Drifter | There is a thing in the series called The Alien Bible - it is the Christian Bible rewritten by aliens, some readers found this upsetting as well | There is a zombie apocalypse going on and lots of historical figures make cameo appearances as zombies, including Zombie Jesus - this seems to frequently upset readers so yeah here's a warning for that | Third-person limited | Thruple/Trio Relationships | Time Travel | Too Dumb to Live | Transgender Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Transgender Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | Transman MPreg Yaoi | Unmarried Live-In Lovers | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Vignette | Villain Main Characters | Voodoo Fiction | Walking the Earth | Wandering Wizard | Wasteful Wishing | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Whatevermancy Magic Systems | While there are no sex scenes, characters often talk of their sex lives in dialogue conversations and are known to use crude words when doing so | Why Choose - Poly Romance | World’s Strongest Man | Yaoi | Zombie Apocalypse | And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
- If you are unfamiliar with the definition of what any of those genres are, they are all listed on the Wikipedia website.
And this series heavily features/makes use of the following tropes:
- Accidental Incantation | Be Careful What You Say | Be Careful What You Wish For | Ceremonial Magic | Comical Overreacting | Deal with the Devil | Demonic Contracts | Demons | Disguised as Male | Driven to Suicide Themes | Eldritch Horrors | Evil Elves | Evil Faeries | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | F2M Transgender MC | Fairy Devilmother | Forgot About His Powers | Found Family | Furries | Gets Easily Lost | Grimmification | Hand Wave Logic | Haunted Lighthouses | Horned Humanoid | Jackass Genie | Jerkass | Literal Genie | Little Bit Beastly | Lovecraftian Cultists | Mage Tower | Magical Homeless Person | Magically-Binding Contract | MerMen | Minor Injury Overreaction | Mix-and-Match Critters | Necromancers | No Sense of Direction | Our Liches Are Different | Poke in the Third Eye | Powerful, but Incompetent | Prefers Going Barefoot | Prehensile Hair | Read the Fine Print | Sold His Soul for a Donut | Super Villian MC | Superpower Lottery | The Bad Guy Wins | The Drifter | Too Dumb to Live | UnSeelie Court | Walking the Earth | Wandering Wizard | Wasteful Wishing | Whatevermancy Magic Systems | World’s Strongest Man |
- If you are unfamiliar with the definition of what any of those tropes are, they are all listed on the Tv Tropes website.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.