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🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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- A Sinister-Looking Stone Well 🕯️🖤❀ {A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu}꧁✨🌸🔮🦄🔮🌸✨꧂
A Sinister-Looking Stone Well 🕯️🖤❀
{A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu}꧁✨🌸🔮🦄🔮🌸✨꧂
Wendy Christine Allen 🌸💖🦄 aka EelKat 🧿💛🔮👻
7 min read·Oct 21, 2024
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
A Sinister-Looking Stone Well🕯️🖤❀
{A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu} 🦄🌸
After wandering many miles through the Forest of No Return, they came upon a sinister-looking stone well. Old gnarled trees hang low over the well.
Quaraun paused, staring at the sinister well before him.
The ancient stones gleamed under the heavy canopy of gnarled branches, casting eerie shadows across the ground.
Thirteen weathered stones encircled the well, surrounded by a dark ring of black orchids. In the centre of it all, an innocent-looking gnome sat, grinning with its chubby face and bright red hat.
“I donae like this place, Love,” BoomFuzzy muttered, tugging at his beard. “I sense a malevolence pulsing from the well. The flowers ward off fools. The stones, they hold somethin’ dangerous in place.”
Quaraun stepped closer, ignoring the warning.
“I want the gnome,” he declared, pointing his cane at the tiny statue.
“Why?”
“It is cute. I shall place it in my garden.”
“No, JellyElf!” BoomFuzzy hissed, grabbing Quaraun’s sleeve. “It’s cursed. Can ye no’ feel the dark magic?”
GhoulSpawn stood back, wringing his hands.
“He’s right, Quaraun. That well… it’s wrong.”
But Quaraun dismissed their warnings with a wave of his hand.
“It’s just a statue. Nothing more.”
Without hesitation, Quaraun stepped over the orchid ring and reached for the gnome.
The moment his fingers touched the cold ceramic, the ground beneath him rumbled. A guttural growl echoed up from the depths of the well.
“There’s something in the well!” GhoulSpawn yelled. “It’s coming up!”
“Damn it!” BoomFuzzy muttered. “The gnome was a ward.”
“Quaraun, step back!” BoomFuzzy shouted, pulling his twin daggers out.
But it was too late.
The well exploded with a surge of mud, water, and rotting vines.
A massive worm, as wide as a tree trunk, burst from the stone depths. Its maw gaped, lined with rows of razor-sharp teeth, its slimy body thrashing against the stones as it lunged toward Quaraun.
“A wormhole worm!” GhoulSpawn cried, stumbling backward. “Oh!”
Quaraun barely had time to react before the worm snapped its massive jaws, dragging him toward the well. He clutched his cane, struggling against the beast’s slimy grip, hugging the gnome to his chest with his other hand.
“Do no let go of yer gnome now!” BoomFuzzy mocked sarcastically.
Though his voice was tense, BoomFuzzy charged forward, slashing at the worm with his obsidian daggers. The creature hissed and recoiled, thrashing in pain as BoomFuzzy’s blades bit deep into its flesh.
GhoulSpawn, still terrified, scrambled to help, tossing rocks at the beast with little effect.
“What do we do? What do we do?!”
“Unicorn!” Quaraun shouted, still clutching the gnome. “Get me out of here.”
BoomFuzzy spun, his silver eyes locking onto Quaraun’s voice. With a muttered incantation, a blinding wave of spectral energy blasted from his hands, wrapping around the worm. The creature writhed and shrieked, releasing its grip on Quaraun.
“Run!” BoomFuzzy ordered.
Quaraun dropped the gnome, scrambling back over the flower ring. As soon as he crossed the boundary, the worm retreated, sinking back into the old stone well with an enraged hiss.
They stood panting in the clearing, staring at the now-silent well.
The gnome lay discarded.
“Told ye not to touch it,” BoomFuzzy said, shaking his head.
Quaraun glared at the gnome.
“I still want it.”
Ignoring BoomFuzzy’s warnings, Quaraun stepped back over the black orchids, his gaze fixed on the grinning gnome. He reached down, determination flaring. This time, nothing would stop him from claiming the little statue for his garden.
BoomFuzzy groaned, tightening his grip on his twin daggers.
“Ye never learn, Love.”
The moment Quaraun’s hand wrapped around the gnome’s stubby body, the ground erupted once more. The well spewed mud and debris; the worm exploding from the well’s depths with a furious roar.
Before BoomFuzzy or GhoulSpawn could react, the massive creature’s maw opened wide, swallowing all three of them in a single gulp.
The world vanished in an instant.
They plummeted through the worm’s pulsating, wet belly. Muffled screams echoed around them as the creature’s muscular body squeezed them further into the depths of its gullet.
BoomFuzzy cursed, tumbling through the wey suffocating darkness.
“I told ye, JellyElf, but ye never listen!”
“Shut up!” Quaraun spat, still clutching the gnome to his chest.
GhoulSpawn, utterly terrified, wailed as they spiralled deeper.
“Are we… are we dead?”
“No! Just inside the belly of a worm.”
Suddenly, the worm lurched.
The worm’s muscles constricted around them in one final, violent squeeze. They were expelled with a loud, squelching sound, hurtling through the air before landing in a heap on cold stone.
They gasped, covered in slick muck, blinking against the sudden light. Quaraun groaned, pushing himself up on his elbows. His gold plated prosthetic fingers still clutched the gnome.
BoomFuzzy wiped slime from his face and stood, shaking his head.
“Blasted wormhole… Poop’ed us out somewhere else. Where the hell are we now?”
“I hate wormholes,” GhoulSpawn muttered.
They were in another clearing.
On the other side of the Forest of No Return. Many miles from where they had been, only moments ago.
Another well loomed before them, just as ominous as the previous well, surrounded by a similar ring of black orchids and chipped marble chunk stones.
Quaraun looked up, disgusted but triumphant.
“I got the gnome.”
BoomFuzzy let out a long-suffering sigh.
“Aye, but at what cost, Love? At what cost?”
Quaraun’s eyes lit up as he spotted the second gnome, perched innocently beside the the second well’s edge, just like the first. Without hesitation, he scrambled to his feet and bolted toward it, his pink robes flaring behind him.
“Look! Another one!” Quaraun’s voice brimmed with excitement. “I can have a matching set!”
BoomFuzzy wiped more slime from his face, grimacing.
“Eh, here we go again.”
GhoulSpawn groaned, clutching his head.
“You’ve got to be kidding me…”
Ignoring their exasperation, Quaraun reached for the second gnome. As his fingers brushed the painted ceramic, the ground trembled violently. The well belched, darkness swirling up.
“Not again…”
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Quaraun and BoomFuzzy
The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
40th Century Dystopian Maine | Absurdist | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Autistic protagonist | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bizzarro | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Character-driven worldbuilding | Character Study | Cosmic Horror | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Culinary Fiction | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Domestic Fiction | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | Evil Elves | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Exotic Alien Planets | Faerie King | Faeries | Family Saga | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Found Family | FrostPunk | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gothic Literature | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Main Characters | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Intersex Main Character | Isekai | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Magical Realism | Married Gay Couple | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Mini Story | MM Romance | MMM Romance | New Weird | Neurodivergent main character | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | Paranoid Fiction | Parallel Universe | Poly Gay Romance | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Soap Opera | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | SuperVillain PoV | Survivalism | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | Third-person limited | Time Travel | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Villain Main Characters | Vignette | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Why Choose - Poly Romance | Zombie Apocalypse | And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.