November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322


My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

Top 100 Most Visited Pages of March 2017

By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.

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  1. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  2. Medieval Servants: Thier jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  3. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  4. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  5. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  6. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  7. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  8. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  11. Writing Mute Characters
  12. Random Generators by EelKat
  13. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  14. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  15. Lives Destroyed:Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  16. Random Generators Writing Prompts Bizarro
  17. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  18. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  19. Average Typing Speed
  20. How to Write A Kiss
  21. YouTube Let's Plays: How Many Series Do You do At Once?
  22. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  23. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
  24. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
  25. The Southern Maine Writers Group
  26. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  27. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  28. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  29. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  30. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 3: BoomFuzzy
  31. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  32. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  33. HotFooting: what is it?
  34. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  35. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  36. Say No To Bullies & Racism! We Need Diverse Books (Why EelKat Left KBoards)
  37. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 2: Kelim and The Necromancer
  38. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  39. Bizarro Yaoi Novel Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  40. Creating a Fantasy Realm
  41. Disclaimers
  42. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  43. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  44. Obamacare
  45. Pen Names Maintaining Anonymity
  46. The Saco River Curse
  47. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  48. Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One
  49. Blog Archive: March 2015
  50. Contact Info
  51. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  52. Elves & Faeries In The Quaraun Series
  53. Emergency Readings
  54. Hacked: My Website Was Hacked! Have Information? The FBI Wants To Know
  55. Incest In Fiction
  56. Is It Erotica?
  57. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  58. On Living With Autism
  59. Privacy Policy
  60. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery
  61. Quaraun The Insane Volume 8: Into The Swamp of Death
  62. Roderic Swanzen
  63. YouTube Lets Plays: How Many Series Do You Do At Once?
  64. About EelKat
  65. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  66. Guide to Character Creation for Writers
  67. 4 People Beheaded, 10 Cats Kidnapped, 140 Families Harassed, 500 Pets Slaughtered: Maine's Transgender Murders - Will Your Family Be Next?
  68. A Curse Upon The Town Of Old Orchard Beach
  69. Benefits of NaNoWriMo
  70. EelKat's Blog Posts of April 2015
  71. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  72. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  73. Friday, March 27, 2015: BoomFuzzy Updates and Hacked Kboards Account info.
  74. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  75. 13 Black Cats Magical Supply Shop
  76. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  77. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  78. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  79. Twighilight Not Twilight
  80. HEA in Erotica
  81. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  82. YouTube Videos by EelKat
  83. Toilets In Fiction
  84. EelKat's ABCs of Writing
  85. Dracula Lives Next Door
  86. Lemon Water
  87. Keeping Healthy
  88. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
  89. Copyrights and Other Things You Need To Know
  90. The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author
  91. Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
  92. Book Ratings: Or Am I too young to buy this book?
  93. Bumper Sticker Quotes
  94. Questions For Psychics
  95. Pillows By EelKat
  96. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  97. Only one thing is writing...WRITING! So just start writing, right now, today.
  98. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  99. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Work-In-Progress Updates
  100. Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics

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And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322