Geriatric Fiction: Literature About Elderly Characters aka Yet another look at readers who see things I did not write

Elderly Moon Elf Quaraun, is described as walking with a cane, dragging his lame leg as he slowly limps along. There are some scenes when he uses a walker, other scenes where he is in a wheelchair being pushed by GhoulSpawn, and many, many, many scenes of him spending the day in bed because his arthritis is acting up so bad that it hurts him to stand up act all. He wears metal gold plated gloves, which help him to use his hands. His hands are twisted, fingers badly misshaped from severe rheumatism, and the stiff metal gloves force his fingers into the proper positions, an attempt to force the twisted arthritic finger bones back into normal shape. Quaraun is the main character of the series, which focuses on the struggles of an elderly man trying to continue to live his own life. Near the end of the series, Quaraun is put in a nursing home against his will, due to his extreme inability to continue to take care of himself.

Geriatric Fiction: Literature About Elderly Characters aka Yet another look at readers who see things I did not write

Hmm.

Let's start out with a quick recap of the base story of the Quaraun series:

Elderly Moon Elf Quaraun, is described as walking with a cane, dragging his lame leg as he slowly limps along. There are some scenes when he uses a walker, other scenes where he is in a wheelchair being pushed by GhoulSpawn, and many, many, many scenes of him spending the day in bed because his arthritis is acting up so bad that it hurts him to stand up act all. He wears metal gold plated gloves, which help him to use his hands. His hands are twisted, fingers badly misshaped from severe rheumatism, and the stiff metal gloves force his fingers into the proper positions, an attempt to force the twisted arthritic finger bones back into normal shape. Quaraun is the main character of the series, which focuses on the struggles of an elderly man trying to continue to live his own life. Near the end of the series, Quaraun is put in a nursing home against his will, due to his extreme inability to continue to take care of himself. In the last stories of the set, his Alzheimer's is so bad that he can no longer remember who his husbands BoomFuzzy or GhoulSpawn are.

The Quaraun series is the Geriatric Fiction niche of Yaoi.

Yes. Yaoi has a Geriatric niche, which focuses on elderly gay couples and their struggles with being a senior citizen in a society that values youth.

Why do I start out with this?

Because, I'm going to comment (here) on a reader review of The Quaraun series.

I'm commenting because it is so painfully clear that they DID NOT read the books and are just a troll who goes from one Yaoi book to the next, shitting on the entire Yaoi genre, for no reason at all, other then they hate Yaoi. (This can be seen by looking at their review history.)

It can be proven that they did not read the book before reviwing it, by their two thousand words of raving and ranting their hatred of older women writinng about teenage boys.

Yes.

You read that correctly.

They reviewed GERIATRIC FICTION, to complain that they hate TEENAGE BOYS being sexualized.

Oh, I agree. I too hate teens and minrs being sexualized. And has a survivor of child rape, I have a bigger bone to pick with books that sexualize teen characters then most people do.

But the fact remains, they wrote a review of my Quaraun books and called my Quaraun books, books that sexualize teen boys, and, well that's just not true.

I make it a rule to not respond to reviews, good or bad, but in this case I'm going to make an exception, because what they are doing is SLANDERING my books, books they clearly did not read.

I don't usually respond to reviews. I make it rule to not read reviews.  But I ran across this review at random. I don't know if it is also on Amazon or not, I found it on a readers social media profile, and THIS sort of slander, THIS type of a review NEEDS to be called out for the shutty tactic it is.

Let's delve into it shall we?

I'm not going to link to it because I also don't believe in calling out readers.

However I am going to answer the issue they bring up.

The reader was talking about BoomFuzzy (the character) and how he is described in my books.

The review was much longer and very ranting, and opinionated, and that's fine. I don't expect people to like my work. I am well aware how much cringe there is in my writing

And I am equally well aware the writing is bad, the grammar (which is Scottish English grammar, by the way) is very bad in the eyes of American readers who are largely unaware of the existence of things like UK English, Canadian English, Irish English, or Scottish English, which yes, are all real languages, and yes, have different grammar rules than Americans are used to seeing.

Plus, this the is Yaoi genre and the characters are anthropomorphic animals (Quaraun is a female Immortal JellyFish transformed into a male Elf, BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn/Shetland Pony transformed into an Unseelie Court Faerie, and GhoulSpawn is a Cotswold Ram Sheep transformed into a Demon) and they have cloven hooves, fluffy tails, long floppy or pointed ears, claws, talons, and tentacles, so should not be expected to look, act, behave, or smell like real men, because they are NOT HUMAN and therefore are NOT men at all.

Yaoi, a sub genre of Hentia, is extreme Fantasy that makes no attempt at realism. And because of this, trying to say “but real men don’t…” really does not apply here because these are NOT MEN to begin with.

The review was calling out all of these factors, and, was largely focused on how evil the Yaoi genre is because women don't shit about male anatomy. And it was a LONG review, well over two thousand words long, yes, the length of a short story itself. And, I actually agree with a lot of what they were saying, and most of it was quite valid points.

But also I have no intention of getting into an argument with one of my readers. Their opinions are quite valid and they made a lot of good critical feedback points. Overall it was a really good review, even though they intended it as a bad review and used my books as an example of “why straight women should not write gay men”.

And so I'm not going to go line by line through their review, commenting on each thing, because I believe they are fully entitled to their opinions and I don't believe authors should comment on reader reviews.

The REASON I decided to comment about this review is, the lines quoted above. And I'll quote them again.

I want to draw attention to one line in particular:

Uhm.

Raise your hand if you see what's wrong with this line.

Here it is again:

Uhm… do you see what is wrong now?

I'm sorry but, I have published 138 novels, 423 novellas, and more than 2,000 short stories since 1978, and guess what?

I HAVE NEVER ONCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE EVER WRITTEN A TEENAGE BOY!

So, this one line:

…makes their entire review of my books highly suspicious, and leads me to ask: DID THEY IN FACT ACTUALLY READ my books or are they running on wild ASSUMPTIONS about what they THINK my books are about?

My Quaraun books fall into the Gereatric Erotica Fetish.

Geriatric.

Do you know what geriatric means?

Geriatric refers to the branch of medicine or healthcare focused on the care of elderly individuals, typically those aged 65 and older. It can also be used as an adjective to describe things related to old age or the elderly population.

The term "Geriatric Literature" refers to literature that specifically addresses the experiences, challenges, or themes related to elderly characters or the aging process. It encompasses works that explore the perspectives, narratives, and issues unique to older individuals, specifically the elderly and senior citizens.

If you are going to review a book, lambating it because you hate teenage characters, you should at least first read the book to make sure it actually has teenaged characters in it. This book is Geriatric Literature, about an elderly couple struggling with depression from failing health due to old age. There ain't a single teenager in the entire book.

You make yourself look foolish, when you are so wound up with hatred from a thing, that you run around blasting everything you THINK might be that thing, without first checking if it actually is the thing you hate. In their review of this book, they made a total fool of themselves and proved they never read the book at all and are just a troll looking for something to hate on for the pure sake of hating on something.

THIS is why I never trust any reviews that I see on books these days.

Fake reviews like this are an increasingly big problem, especially on Amazon. It has reached the point where you simply can not trust a review on Amazon to be real anymore, as fake reviews like this one are everywhere. Not just on books. I go to read the reviews on dog treats, and the reviews are flooded with fake reviews clearly written by ChatGPT. 

Far too many people leave reviews on things they never tried or never read. It's become cool to leave hate reviews on everything you see, making ALL reviews meaningless, because you can trust no review to be real anymore.

The Quaraun books are Geriatric Literature.

The Quaraun books focus on the perspectives, narratives, and issues unique to older individuals, specifically the elderly and senior citizens.

The three main characters, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn, are all elderly.

GhoulSpawn, the youngest of the trio is 65 years old in early scenes and over 500 years old in later scenes. He is described as looking like an old hippie who forgot the 1970s ended decades ago.

Quaraun is 750 years old and suffers from arthritis, cataleptic seizures, heart trouble, fainting spells, crippled hands, a lame leg, and walks with a cane in most scenes, but a walker in some scenes, and uses a wheelchair in a few scenes. It states that he looks like an 80 year old Human but wears drag queen levels of heavy makeup to try to hide the wrinkles and make himself look younger.

BoomFuzzy is a two thousand year old Lich Unicorn, who is deteriorating into a skeletal corpse. It states that he looks like a 90 year old Human corpse, and uses psionic illusions to trick people into seeing him as looking younger.

And it's not a case of “magical immortals who look and act like teenages for enterity”. No. These are elderly men with elderly health issues, and they look old.

The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy the Unicorn (horse form)

The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy the Unicorn (humanoid form)

The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun and GhoulSpawn the Sheep (humanoid form)

So, please explain to me this part of their review?

I have NEVER written a teenage boy. EVER.

And yet their review goes on to talk about several teenage boys being in my books.

Uhm…what?

Where in the heck are they finding these supposed teenage boys in my books?

What the heck are they even talking about?

Did they somehow mix up my books with someone else's books?

Remarkably, there is not a single teenager featured in the entire storyline.

But then, in the say line they also say this:

Yes. Yes. I DID say: "He smelled of cinnamon, cloves, and an autumn day.” I did in fact write that. This reviewer is in fact correctly quoting a line from my book. This IS a thing that Quaraun said to his friend BeLuna, the day after he met BoomFuzzy, and was how Quaraun was describing BoomFuzzy.

I said it in this book right here:

So, yes, I DID say that BoomFuzzy "smelled of cinnamon, cloves, and an autumn day.”.. but BoomFuzzy is most certainly NOT a teenage boy and neither is Quaraun.

These are two ELDERLY MEN.

The few pages before and after, make more descriptions, including to state that BoomFuzzy is blind from old age, his ebony eyes turned silver, clouded by cataracts, and to state that Quaraun suffered from arthritis and BoomFuzzy had empathized with Quaraun's joint issues because he too suffered aches and pains from old age affecting his joints.

In Geriatric Literature, the narrative delves into the health and emotional struggles faced by elderly characters, offering a poignant reflection on the realities of growing older. THAT is what the Quaraun books are about. An elderly gay couple struggling with growing older.

The line they are specifically quoting is describing BoomFuzzy's hair.

"He smelled of cinnamon, cloves, and an autumn day.” Is followed by BeLuna asking WHY he smelled like cinnamon and cloves. To which Quaraun explains that BoomFuzzy (an elderly black man), has long grey dreadlocks, and washed his dreadlocks in a mixture of anise oil, sandalwood oil, patchouli oil, clove oil, and cinnamon oil, mixed with Shea butter and coconut oil, then powdered with dry cloves and cinnamon powder, a REAL THING that REAL BLACK MEN who have NATURAL RASAFA DREADLOCKS actually do to their hair.

I am part black, my grandmother (my mother's mother) was half black, her father a black man from Haiti. My great grandfather (my father's grandfather) was a black man from the Chimbu tribe in the Sepik River Valley of Papua New Guinea. And while my skin is light enough that I could pass for white, my hair is thick, chimpy strands that turn to dreadlocks if I go even a couple of hours between brushing my hair.

At the time I wrote the novel BoomFuzzy (where this line is quoted from) I had 48” long dreadlocks, dreadlocks I had been growing for 13 years, dreadlocks that were below my knees and close to reaching my ankles. Dreadlocks, that weighed well over 50lbs when wet, meaning they could not be washed in water and had to be washed with a mixture of anise oil, sandalwood oil, patchouli oil, clove oil, and cinnamon oil, mixed with Shea butter and coconut oil, then powdered with dry cloves and cinnamon powder. This is done to keep things like mold and lice out of your hair, things that are very horrible problems if you DO NOT treat your dreadlocks with a mixture of anise oil, clove oil, and cinnamon oil, at least once a week.

And so yes, a man with rasafa dreadlocks DOES in fact smell like cinnamon and cloves.

And, SPOILERS... BoomFuzzy is ALIVE AND NOT YET A LICH in the novel BoomFuzzy.

The novel BoomFuzzy END with BoomFuzzy committing suicide.

Yeah.

This is THAT book.

The entire plot of the novel BoomFuzzy revolves around an elderly chef who has gone blind, and is struggling with failing health. Right from the start of the book, he is introduced as severely depressed and suicidal, stating he's already attempted suicide multiple times. Meeting Quaraun, stops BoomFuzzy from killing himself, and the story follows the thirty year period of them living together, and seemingly BoomFuzzy's obsession with his advanced age subsides, leading Quaraun to believe BoomFuzzy is no longer suicidal. Quaraun leaves BoomFuzzy, to return to his father's house and try to patch things up with his elderly, dying father,. Quaraun plans to go right back to BoomFuzzy that same day, but things go bad with his father and Quaraun ends up there for weeks, and forgets that he forgot to tell Boomuzzy where he went. Quaraun has early stages of alzheimer's and he forgets a lot of things.

BoomFuzzy, weeks alone, without Quaraun, falls back into his fit of suicidal depression and starts trying to kill himself again. Without Quaraun with him to keep him company, the old chef feels alone, abandoned, and left behind. thinking he is left behind because he is too old for anyone to care about him.

Quaraun returns to BoomFuzzy - too late. Quaraun finds BoomFuzzy still alive, but has taken a poison that has already corroded his integral organs, andBoomFuzzy dies drowning in his own blood, with Quaraun holding him, helpless to save him.

Quaraun, realizing that if he had not forgotten to tell BoomFuzzy where he was going, BoomFuzzy would still be alive, now suffers massive guilt, feeling that it was his own faling memory from old age, that caused BoomFuzzy's death.

Desperate to make things right, the books end with Quaraun turning to Necromancey to resurect BoomFuzzy as a Lich, which has desasterous results, as Quaraun learns, BoomFuzzy really did not want to be brought back to life, and now as a Lich, he can't die.

EVERY book following this one, features scenes of BoomFuzzy attemping suicide over and over again, desperate to escape the eternal old age he is now trapped in as a Lich.

Yeah, this novel that the reviewer is claiming is about teen boys, is ACTUALLY about a depressed elderly man dealing with suicidal thoughts brought on by his fears that no one loves him anymore because he got too old.

The ENTIRE STORY is about an elderly man trying to stop another elderly man from killing himself.

The prevalence of critiques based on assumptions rather than genuine engagement has created a climate where readers are increasingly skeptical of the authenticity of reviews, diminishing the value of such assessments in guiding informed choices.

In geriatric literature, the narrative not only addresses the physical aspects of aging but also delves into the emotional toll, particularly the struggles with depression that elderly characters may face. And that is what this book is about, and it's not possible to read the novel BoomFuzzy and come away thinking either of the characters is a teenager.

But also…

…this same scene also shows Quaraun (an elderly Moon Elf) and BeLuna (a green skinned, pink haired Orchid Gnome) sitting on a candy rock, in front of a life-sized gingerbread house, watching a lich apricot tree eat a rabbit that it just caught, while BoomFuzzy, a master chef who specializes in fancy gingerbread cakes, bakes a batch of gingerbread loaf cakes, that he is using for bricks to build his gingerbread house with.

The old blind Unicorn is described his hair, skin, and clothing being covered in ginger, cinnamon, and clove powder, as a side effect baking gingerbread all day, and states that every move he made, caused a flurry of cinnamon powder to float through the air around him.

This is NOT scene of some teenage boy randomly walking into a room and another teenage boy randomly says the first one smells like cinnamon and cloves for no reason at all.

This is a scene of an elderly man, making his way to a local bakery, to watch the elderly masterchef, baking gingerbread cakes, and commenting on the fact that the chef is using too much cinnamon and cloves in his cakes.

Quaraun outright tells BeLuna that BoomFuzzy is using way too much cinnamon and cloves, because the heady smell of the spices are overpowering, making him dizzy, and Quaraun states he fears he will pass out from the overpowering smell of the cloves.

The threat of aging is a central theme in Geriatric Fiction, capturing the fears and uncertainties that elderly characters grapple with in a culture that often marginalizes the elderly.

Quaraun is elderly.

BoomFuzzy is elderly.

The novel BoomFuzzy is about two old men, facing the reality of their own lack of much time left. Them facing the fears of growing old.

Quaraun has cataleptic seizures, which can be triggered by strong fragrances, a common problem for elderly people with heart disease and COPD, and so Quaraun is voicing some very real health concerns over the fact that BoomFuzzy's overpowering use of way too much cinnamon and cloves, could cause Quaraun to have a life threatening seizure.

The scene shows Quaraun and BeLuna, outside the gingerbread, sitting on a rock made of candy, in the shade of old growth pine trees, that are getting up and walking around. The giant monster pine trees as they stomp around the gingerbread house, are dropping pine needles and pine cones, raining down around Quaraun, with each step each tree takes, filling the air with the heady scent of pine.

And yet, they railed on and on and on and on for another two hundred words of ranting about teen boys smelling like "jizz and cum and Axe" and how "no teen boy sweats cinnamon or clove"... uhm... what?

It's like they took that one line out of my book, and never read the scene the sentence came out of, because they are super duper mega pissed over BoomFuzzy, a chef who was making gingerbread cakes in his bakery shop, in that scene, smelling like the ingredients he was using to bake the cake.

Plus, elderly blind man, baking cakes, while the main character, another elderly man, marvels over how a blind man can be a chef, wondering how he doesn't mix up ingredients.

And giant Ent monster pine trees stomping around the bakery, are what smells like pine sawdust (it says sawdust not wood, and is talking about actual PINE TREES, not a character).

It's just so weird, how they took this scene and saw something completely different than what was written.

They are so full of hate for teen characters that they WANTED to see teen characters, so they HALLUCINATED teen characters into a place where no teen characters existed at all.

They saw what THEY WANTED TO SEE, instead of what ws ACTUALLY THERE.

Full blown lack of reading comprehension on some pretty severe levels.

And so, with that context, let's look at what the reviewer said again:

So, you can see why I question DID they ACTUALLY READ the novel BoomFuzzy or did they skim through it, see that one line, jump to false conclusions and inaccurate assumptions and write their review without ever actually reading the book at all?

Geriatric Fiction serves as a platform for discussions on the challenges of aging, inviting readers to empathize with the characters as they confront issues of health, freedom, and societal perceptions. It's stories about old men, facing the terror of their own impending deaths. Where are these teenaged boys that the reviewer claims are in this book?

I don't mind critical reviews that point out actual issues with my writing. They help me see flaws and improve my writing. But this is a case of someone seeing things that I never even wrote to begin with.

The portrayal of aging in Geriatric Fiction extends beyond the individual's experience, shedding light on societal attitudes and expectations that impact how the elderly are perceived. This book that they were reviewing, is about elderly men, terrified of dying of old age and contemplating ending their own lives in their own time, by their own rules, so they don't have to face the horrors of death from old age.

Where do you find teen boys in that?

But, wait, there's more.

The series is set in the 40th century far future of Earth, after a comet hit the moon, 90% of all life and cities have been destroyed, and the world is now an ice age, with people living pre historic style gatherer hunter cavemen lifestyles in the massive global wide polar vortex that has frozen the entire planet.

The people grow everything, make everything, in a very pre-Medieval style.

Sooo…

Uhm… please explain to me WHERE ice age, prehistoric, pre-Medieval elderly men are supposed to gain access to body spray or soda?

I'm waiting.

Quaraun is stated to smelling like the overpowering smell of Rose Perfume because he is incredibly self conscious of body odor, and so he goes overboard in drenching himself, his hair, and his clothing in Rose perfume that he makes. There are scenes of him making it.

GhoulSpawn is state to smelling like a sheep.

A strong odor of musk to him. And near every character they encounter comments on it. Not in a good way either. The trio is often told to leave restaurants and taverns, because of GhoulSpawn's scent. He smells like a sheep.

Have you ever smelled a sheep? They don't smell good.

Sheep smell BAD.

Musk is NOT a good scent.

Male sheep have musk glands and excrete a strong oil down their legs as they walk. And it's not a good smell.

GhoulSpawn is described as this being a serious problem for him, because people are turned off by his strong natural odor and is often not allowed to participate in social activities because people simply can not tolerate the smell of him. 

But also:

Uhm... they followed this by a list of links to a bunch of "teen boy health" medical websites on studies of masterbation habits of teens. Uhm. Yow! This reviewer has so mega, big time obsession with studying teen boys masterbating BIG TIME, which is WHY I've decided NOT to link to their review. I do not want my site being associated with the weird obsession this reviewer has, with, uhm... minors.

I mean, they are raving and ranting, for wel over two THOUSAND words on a LOT of disturbingly graphicly detailed hows and whys... yikes! This reviewer, who CLAIMS to hate Yaoi, stating that Yaoi is nothing but older women sexualizing teen boys, this reviewer has an alarming BIG obsession with sexualizing teen boys, to the point that, it is painfully obvious they have a deeply disturbing lust for minors. DEEPLY disturbing. And like I said, THAT is why I do not like that they are trying to drag my book into their sick pedo-fetish.

Yes, my books feature male characters doing overly sexual things, but they are elderly men.

But, it sounds to me, like they are upset that they found a Yaoi book with elderly men in it and had themselves a meltdown because they couldn't jerk off to elderly men, so they had to rave and rant, but then they couldn't say they were obsessing over minors so they wrote this weird ass review instead... it's just so weird.

Geriatric Literature is a genre centered around the experiences of elderly characters dealing with the challenges of aging. In this specific book, the narrative unfolds around an elderly couple grappling with the emotional strain of declining health in their senior years. Notably, there is no trace of teenage characters throughout the entire storyline. The reviewer's hastiness in condemning the book without accurate verification not only reveals a lack of thorough examination but also portrays them as impulsive and ill-informed. This tendency to critique anything resembling the perceived target of disdain without proper substantiation contributes to the broader issue of unreliable book reviews.

But also... they said they were upset that this character does NOT smell of cum and DOES NOT masterbate.

Uhm... dear long time fans, I encourage you to roll on the floor laughing your asses off along with me. They's do be talking about BoomFuzzy here, a character who is masterbating in a good 90% of the scenes he's in.

This guy:

You know, the king of masterbation, who thinks everybody should masterbate a dozen times a day.

HIM.

They're talking about HIM.

Yeaaaaaah...

Yes.

BoomFuzzy DOES smell like semen and cum.

And it SAYS THIS. There are well over a dozen scenes in the novel BoomFuzzy of the character BoomFuzzy masterbating, including a scene of him teaching Quaraun how to masterbate when he discovers Quaraun has never masterbated before. Which is immediately followed by a scene of Quaraun's father having a meltdown, when Quaraun enters the house and Quaraun's father smells cum on Quaraun.

Yeah.

There are SEVERAL scenes in that one novel, describing the smell of cum on either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy described as deliberately not washing because he likes the smell of cum, and Quaraun described as not washing because, he has alzheimers and forgot to clean himself.

But, yeah…

If you are going to critique something, PLEASE make sure the author ACTUALLY WROTE the thing you are complaining about, because otherwise you just come off looking like the ass you are.

I don't mind when readers point out flaws in my writing, because it helps me to write better in the future, but, readers babbling bitchiness about a thing that I didn't even write is another issue entirely!

This is a case of the reader ACTIVELY IGNORING what I ACTUALLY wrote.

This reader is outright HALLUCINATING. They are seeing teen boys in places where teen boys do not exist. It's nothing but old men, doing old men things, and having lots of old men health issues, like erectile dysfunctions, which is what leads to the scene of "let's shove candy canes up our dick holes so we can get our floppy penises stiff, in spite of our erectile dysfunction." Good god! This is the fucking candy cane scene book they are talking about here! LOL!

They, in their own mind IMAGINED WHAT THEY THOUGHT I wrote, jumped to a bunch of false conclusions and made a total ass of themselves by proving that THEY DID NOT READ THE BOOK.

Had they ACTUALLY READ the book, they would know that there are no teenagers at all, let alone teenage boys. How the hell did you read a book I wrote and think you saw teenage boys in it? Elderly men with a lot of geriatric health issues, health issues that are front and center of every scene on every page of a 758 page novel!

Had they ACTUALLY READ the book, they would know that the character was a gingerbread chef, baking gingerbread cakes, and did not just smell like cinnamon and cloves at random. An ELDERLY gingerbread chef.

Had they ACTUALLY READ the book, they would know that yeah, the characters WERE in fact described as smelling like cum from masterbating. Which, also, I really think it is weird that they went on for WELL OVER FIVE HUNDRED WORDS on detailed hows and why's of why older women should strive to write teen boys accurately by including descriptions of the smell of cum. I'm sorry, what? You HATE older women writing sexual scenes of teen boys but you WANT older women to write accurate descriptions of the smell of cum? You DO realize your fetish for sexuallizing teen boys is showing in that part of your review, right? But, also, you bitched that there were no scenes of them smelling like cum, when in fact, that is a MAJOR part of the plot. Yeah. The whole hanging tree segment which goes on for more than thirty pages, is fully focused on the fact that Quaraun's father dragged Quaraun through the streets, while stripping him naked and humiliating him, by telling everyone in the village that Quaraun smelled like cum. BOY did you ever NOT read the book, BIG TIME! LOL!  

Had they ACTUALLY READ the book, they would know that there are no body sprays or soda in this ice age prehistoric society. It outright states that they are living like it was 800BC. It says that several times in that novel. You'd have known that had you read it.

Had they ACTUALLY READ the book, they would know that this statement is utterly and ridiculously ludacris, because of how much it has nothing to do with my book at all.

Honey, YOU are the one writing about teen boys wanking, NOT me. Go back and re-read your review, LOL!

This is yet another case of a reader's over rampant hyperactive imagination seeing things in my books, that I never wrote in my books at all.

Here's a tip: there is a thing called reading comprehension and paying attention. They are good things to have if you plan on being a reader who writes book reviews.

Give my books as much bad feedback as you want, but don't running around claiming I wrote things or said things or did things that I never wrote, never said, and never did, because guess what: I can take you to court for slander over it.

The prevalence of unfounded FAKE negative reviews has eroded trust in the authenticity of feedback, making it challenging to discern genuine critiques from mere expressions of baseless animosity.

I deeply dislike it when people run around making false accusations about me and saying I did something that I never did.

And the fact remains: I don't right about teenagers and I never have, and if you want to bitch about teenage characters, honey, you might want to take a look in the mirror.

YOU are the one who saw teenagers in places, where there were ZERO teenagers.

YOU not me, are the one thinking dirty, lewd sexual thought about minors.

And that's what the review was bitching about.

The review was upset that a grown woman was writing sexual things about underage teenage boys.

And the fact remains, there isn't a single character under the age of 65 in the series. GhoulSpawn is the youngest character and he is 65 years old.

It's called the Geriatric Fetish aka Geriatric Erotica for a REASON. Because it fetishes elderly, senior citizen men.

You are really reaching, grasping at straws here, calling MY characters teenage boys. And you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

You know what it looks like to me?

It looks like they say that the book was Yaoi. Grabbed it at random, opened it to a random page, pulled out one random line, then had themselves a mega rant about something not related to the book at all, because they haven't got a clue what the Yaoi genre even is, and they are so busy listing after teen boys themselves, that they couldn't even imagine that Yaoi had a Gereatric Erotica niche.

They were so ready to lash out at ANY Yaoi book, that they could not even be bothered to make sure the book they were raving and ranting about, even contained the things they were complaining about at all.

Here's a tip for other book reviewers:

Make sure you ACTUALLY READ the book you are reviewing, so you don't make the same mistake this idiot did, and attribute things to the book, that are not in the book at all.

The reviewer inadvertently exposes their lack of due diligence, appearing rather uninformed as they unleash criticism based on assumptions rather than facts. This tendency to condemn anything remotely resembling the perceived source of disdain without proper verification diminishes the credibility of their review. 

Remember: read the book so you don't make a fool of yourself by writing a review that calls sickly elderly men teenaged boys.

Geriatric Fiction: Literature About Elderly Characters aka Yet another look at readers who see things I did not write

Geriatric Fiction: Literature About Elderly Characters aka Yet another look at readers who see things I did not write

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Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.

The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.

Also, her friends and family like to gaslight me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy. 

Worse, they've also taken to harassing my WW2 vet homeless friend, by calling HIM an alien, demon, or cryptid and sending alien crazy ufo nutjobs at try to "catch him".

So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.

The FBI is looking for information into:

1. identifying my son's murderer, 
2. identifying the scammers who listed my land for sale, 
3. identifying the impersonators who pretend to be me both online and offline, 
4. the harassers who are harassing the homeless man and sending the UFO nuts to harass him... 

• If ANYONE tells you 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine is for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

• If ANYONE tells you I believe in aliens, demons, or UFOS, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

• If ANYONE tells you my homeless friend is an alien, a demon, a cryptid, or named Etiole for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

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Not online, that's for sure.
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Why I am not proud of Disability Pride Month.
In fact, I think it’s deplorable and downright offensive.

Writing Blind Characters

How To Accurately Write Disabled Characters in Fiction

I Think UFO and Alien Believers Are Weird Here's Why...

Does every writer have to deal with this shit?

Testing Out AI aka Conversations with ChatGPT-5:

The Rapture Is Coming, and Nephilim Are Returning On September 23, 2025? What? Let's Talk About That

Worldbuilding MoonQuakes, Thoughts on JellyFish,  and How To Accuratly Write  Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers

My thoughts on the Rapture 2025 Rumours, that are on both Etiole's birthday and my 50 year anniversary: September 23rd:

• Judgement: An Ode To The Lunatics Preaching The Rapture of September'25

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Not online, that's for sure. aka How to sell ten million books aka How I sold ten million books. Need Writing Prompts? For Anyone Looking for: The "haunted car" people call The GoldenEagle & my response to Stephen King's illegally filming my family and farm in his movies? My response to MUFON's Amphibious Aliens? My response to Coast to Coast AMs Arrival in my yard? Back to the Home Page

Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? I've been publishing these every year since 2004! Here's,for my 26th year, a shit ton load of daily writing prompts and writing dares to use for National Novel Writing Month, 2025 edition! The Park Bench Method of Writing Not sure what the series is about?  Check out  The Quaraun Series Prologue and Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post and Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers and How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out! to find out more about the plot and lore of the series. Not sure which story to start with? These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters: Bone Dice BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure Chaos in The Lighthouse - Shattered Panes, Shattered Minds The Cliff-Side Temple Control or Protection? A Dark and Stormy Night Excited For The New Baby Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas The Golden Dragon Keys If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying Kiss Me Fuckin' Arse - Just Another Day in the Ice-Laced Ruins of The GodForsaken City Lens and Light Maintenance Macaroni and Cheese: A Creamy Pasta Dish Drenched in Melted Cheese, Often Topped with Breadcrumbs- It's Never That Easy A Map Worth More Than Gold Necromancer of the Parched Sands in the Desert of Diona Necromancy-A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer-Again Nightmare Nook Paddlewheel Maintenance The Phooka's Dragon School The Red Hakama Springtime by the River Sticky Rice, Bare Fingers, and Slippery Chopsticks The Sweet and Sour of Lemons The Terror Bird 3 Perspectives on an Apple The Valuable Mystery of the Talking Saloon Door and How We Nearly Got Shot Over Stale Tacos Vendetta over Vittles A Very Important Clump of Grass Wagers and Wiles in the Godforsaken City The Washer Woman & The Fae Weather Forecasting Stones You Never Know What Info You Might Pick Up in the Afterlife aka Quaraun's Near Death Experience (A NDE Fiction) Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started... ...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books: Absinthe Slushies: An Ode to Frozen Green Fairy Wine Abyssal Addlepated: Stupid and Confused All the roads are gone Alone Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed Angry Ocean Waves at Sunset The Arrival The Art of Destroying a Human Village for Fun and Profit At the High Priest's Altar Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp The Bandits and the Pink Necromancer The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death The Beacon Room at the Top of the Black Tower Lighthouse The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching The Beginning of the End Bellicose: Warlike! Aggressive! Hostile! Beneath a crimson sky, the silk weaver wove pink silk. Beneath Malevolent Stars The Black Sock, Again Blizzard The Boat Fiasco The Book Burning Maggots, a You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House from Hell The Brownies & The Witch, or Why Faeries Don’t Wear Socks The Bumbling Pursuit of The Pink Necromancer Candied Nightmares The Candle Con in Ember Hollow The Candy Corn Unicorn Captured By The Lich Lord The Cast Iron Frying Pan Cattail Pollen Spaghetti with Wild "Oregano" A Chilly Light Drizzle Becomes Snowfall on the Shore Chocolate Bliss Chocolate in the Neon Shadows Christmas in 40th Century Dystopia Christmas With The Krampus Family The City of Death Clam Digging in the Rain The Clock Ticks Away Clotheslines, Games, and the Village Code Ghosts Comet Fall Snow Day Blitz Conundrum in the Bazaar Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries Crabapples in the Rain Cranberry Muffins The Crooked Dice The Crows Are Restless Crullers and Curses at Midnight The Curse of the Liquid Gold The Cursed Mirror Dangerous Tides {A Pink Necromancer Drabble Dozen, featuring Etiole} Dark Damp Basement A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest Deadly Shores of Noodle Beach The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness The Demonic Music Box Desolate Nostalgia on a Frozen Shoreline The Diamond Forest in the Bio Dome The Disbelief of Humans Discovering A Floating Castle Dismal Day at the Street Market The Doors' Dark Secret - A Wedding In A Zombie Apocalypse Dreams of Purple Pearls The Drunk Moon Elf Echoes of the Glass Forest Echoes of the Unseen An Eclipse in the Faerie Glen An Eclipse Looms Tonight An Eerie Discovery Eerie Symbols in the Snow The Egg That Was Not an Egg The Elf With Crippled Hands Ember Enable The Enchanted Map Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside Evil McEvil of The Twirly Moustache Existential Crisis Perspectives - 3 Perspectives on an Existential Crisis Exploring the Swamp's Forgotten River A Fall in the River A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond 15 Drabbles About Being Transgender The First Flicker of Dawn Fishing in the Rain Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas Fizzy and Frigid A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel Fleeced for Fizz Fog & Peach Melba Toast After Last Night's Rain Footprints In The Sand Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns The Fragrant Smoke of Flavoured Herbs Freshly Baked Sugar Cookies The Frilly Nest of Panic A Garden of Pink Chrysanthemums Get your hands off my dress! GhoulSpawn & The Cultists GhoulSpawn Said The Moon Don’t Laugh GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic A Glass of Fresh Milk Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom Glumpish, Grumpy, Sullen, Gloomy Golden Field, Pink Glories The Golden Mask The Graveyard That Ate the Living The Great UnSeelie Court Swindlers He Always Comes Back Heirloom Tomatoes Help! He's trying to feed me! The Herd Approaches Herons in the Dunes The Howl on Silent Moor How to Create a Literary Empire with Just Your Bum Poems How To Kill a Lich How to Hijack a Human Supply Train Without Getting Shot How to Overthrow an Entire Settlement Without So Much as Lifting a Finger I Need To Feel Safe Ignoramus — An Utterly Ignorant Crowd of Humans IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay Inner Fortitude Insidious Love Invigorating Cool Air Iron Hooves and Burning Roads, Krampus on Wheels The Ivory Tower of Greed The Jar of Pickled Toes Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire The Jolly Red Lich King Journey Through the Zombie-Infested Swamp on the Blue Monkey Judgement An Ode To The Lunatics Preaching The Rapture of September'25 Kelim and The Necromancer: Finding Finderu Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane Lanterns Over the Faerie Glen Leaving Your Bed Messy Isn't Exactly the Apocalypse The Leprechaun of The Deep North A Lich's Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old A Lich's Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death The Lich's True Form Revealed The Lighthouse’s Glass-Eyed Horror The Lighthouse Keeper The Lighthouse That Leapt, Space Dock 13's First Jump Through Space The Long Road The Loot Tree Lord of the Hive Lost In The Forest of No Return-Trying To Find Directions The Lost Library and The Snowglobe The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline Lover's Triangle Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk Maple Cotton Candy Served as a Topping on Vanilla Ice Cream A Market Day Disaster Market Day Weekend - Three Days In The Life of The Pink Necromancer Marsh Serenity Reflection Mayonnaise Meeting Mallac Melt, Ya Safe With Me The MerMan's Wrath Milkweed Meadow Mint, Madness, and Motor Parts The Mischief of the Purple Unicorn Misplaced Utensils and the Cascade of Confusion Monsters & Mayhem: How Black Tower Became Pink (8+ Parts) The Moon and The Drowned The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops The Moon That Hungers The Moon and The Mirror Morning Sickness at The Shattered Stein (TW: MPreg Yaoi) A Mysterious Door No Goldfish, Today? No Place for Birth The Noodle of Power Not Little Red Riding Hood Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love An Ode to My Shattered Sanity Ominous One River In Three Perspectives Open Grave An Ordinary Day A Path of Twisted Trees A Peaceful Night on the Tundra The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach Phantom Tides Pickling Perfection Pickles, Panic, & Permafrost The Picnic Pink Marabou Trimmed Rainbow Leg Warmers, a Purple Feathered Black Leather Codpiece, and an Emerald Green Overly Fluffy Scarf The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Finderu Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City Psychotic Dead Things Quaraun's Beauty Makeovers Quaraun's Candle Business Quaraun's Irritable Day Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City Quarreling Over the Last Slice of Pizza A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent A Quiet Evening In The Rain A Quiet Night on The River A Quiet Place To Sweep A Quiet, Relaxing Foot Rub The Rain-Drenched Alley Raining Cats & Dogs Readers vs Readers, What Really Makes a Reader, a Reader? Remove! The Return of ZooLock The River Boat Man-Woman The Sacred Pink Secret (TW: Mpreg Yaoi) Safety and Emergency System Activated. Please Being Calm Santa's Floating Dead Body Santa's Letter To Satan The Screaming Contest The Seagull Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors Shadows on the Clam Flats Shipyard at Dusk The Silence of the Unseen Silks in the Snow The Singing Crabgrass Crabs — A Green Fairy Wine Tale A Sinister-Looking Stone Well Six Days Earlier The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon A Solitary Black Sock Spinning Dreams in Silk The Soul Eater Spacious Space Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz Stillness in the Garden's Chaos Stone Cakes for the Road Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse The Swamp of Death The Tavern in the Faraway Town The Temple City of The Green Goddess, Where Every Street Has a Name The Terrifying Cliffs of Noodle Beach, featuring Etiole That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap That Big Bad Darkness in His Heart A Threatening Letter Too Busy Cooking Lemon Tarts Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination) The Trade Caravan A Tumble In The River The Vacuous Tavern Fool Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup Wandering Merchant: The Trader’s Cryptic Goods (Part 2 of ShipYard At Dusk) What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist When a Government Tries to Cover Its Crimes Why the Sea is Salt A Winter Wizard Wishing For Lobster Rolls-Never Make Wishes In The Presence of Wizards WORMS! Wrath of the Sacred Pink JellyFish Yelling at the Snowstorm You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman You trust that nonsense over a map? Zombies Are Not the Worst Thing Here {TW: Love fucking wins} Zwodder: A Drowsy Stupid State of Mind Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above. FacebookXPinterestTumblrRedditWhatsApp ShareFacebookXPinterestTumblrRedditWhatsApp The Park Bench Method of Writing

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Do you know who this woman is?
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

as she looked November 14, 2013 - drove away in a 4 door white pick up truck; from BugLight Lighthouse, at the art studio parking lot of Southern Maine Community College	as she looked June 24, 2016 - drove away in a mid-1990s gold Volvo 240 station wagon; from parking lot of Scarborough, walMart
as she looked June 2023- at PortConMaine'23 at the Round 1 bowling alley at the Maine Mall	as she looked June 2023- at PortConMaine'23 at the Round 1 bowling alley at the Maine Mall

She is wanted for:

• -the 2013 murder of my son, Xavier-Octavian Allen-Wildes, whom she ripped out of my 8 month pregnant belly and then used a golf club to beat his brains in on the parking lot;
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• -for the attempted murder and crippling of me in 2013 (the golf club attack, after killing my son she used the same golfclub to severe my spine leaving me a quadrapalegic for 18 months)
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• - & 2nd attempted murder of me 2016 (the shopping cart attack - which re-injured my 2013 spine injury, and is why I am now in a wheelchair),
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• - and the murder of my dog Mickie in 2023 (poisoned the pizza I was eating which my Llasha Apso also ate) and a 3rd attempted murder of me the same day (the poisoned pizza attack).

She ALREADY has a life sentence for prison for the murder of my son, but she has not yet been identified and is still walking free.

As of 2025 she is believed to be between 70 to 80 years old now.

It is believed she was involved in the 2017 beheading of my 75 pet roosters who's headless bodies were hung from rope nooses in my rosebushed, and the May 12, 2015 beheading and vivisection of my cat Cleo who's head was nailed to my motorhome door and intestines braided to the motorhome awning.

She is suspected of being the one who is starting and spreading the UFO, alien abduction, cryptid, erotica, and other vile slanderous defamation gossip rumours about me.

She is suspected of being the one who illegally sold half of my land (now 144 Portland Ave) ILLEGALLY to Don Cooliagrd.

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

And I'm sick of real estate agents who are too incompetent to research land ownership before they show up to stick a for sale sign in my yard.

The fact of the matter is, my son was murdered in 2013, and the friends and family of the murderer think it is funny to keep ILLEGALLY listing my land for sale, because apparently their child murdering bitch friend didn't hurt me enough by crippling me with a golf club, ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and beating his brains out on the ground with a golf club.

Also, her friends and family like to gaslight me by doxing me on ufo and alien abduction forums, while pretending to be me, and trying to make it look like I believe in ufos or aliens, even though I think people who believe in ufos are raving lunatics and people who claim to be alien abductees are crazy. 

Worse, they've also taken to harassing my WW2 vet homeless friend, by calling HIM an alien, demon, or cryptid and sending alien crazy ufo nutjobs at try to "catch him".

So, yeah, my son was murdered and the murder's friends and family endlessly harass me, my friends, and my family both online and offline, and I'm not happy with it at all.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter.

The FBI is looking for information into:

1. identifying my son's murderer, 
2. identifying the scammers who listed my land for sale, 
3. identifying the impersonators who pretend to be me both online and offline, 
4. the harassers who are harassing the homeless man and sending the UFO nuts to harass him... 

• If ANYONE tells you 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine is for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

• If ANYONE tells you I believe in aliens, demons, or UFOS, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

• If ANYONE tells you my homeless friend is an alien, a demon, a cryptid, or named Etiole for sale:, please report them to FBI Agent Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

I'm going to repeat it because I'm tired of people showing up and making offers:

146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, is NOT FOR SALE.

Some additional thoughts on the FBI Murder Investigation of 144 & 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine:

How many murders are caused by cancel culture, have you ever wondered?
I have — because my son murdered by cancel culture, so I wonder this a lot.

I have never been able to wrap my mind around cancel culture. It has baffled me ever since I first discovered it, when the “God hates fags” group showed up in my yard to start a bonfire on my lawn and burn my books (I’m an author, 138 novels published since 1978) and I later found out the group had spent weeks on social media planning the event and gathering followers, because one minister got it into his head I was gay (I’m not) and write gay erotica (I don’t), and used gay hatred and white power rants (I’m not white, it’s the only thing they did get right) rants on Twitter to incite canceling of my supposedly gay erotica books (that were neither gay nor erotic) and get a mob to show up in my yard.

A week later a bomb blew up my house, I had to rebuild, a week to finishing rebuilding a backhoe drove over my house, 2 months (November 14, 2013) later a crazed woman with a golf club showed up at my college class shattered my spine and bashed my 8 month infant sons head in while screaming “transvestite freak” and claiming I (a cis female) was a “man in a dress”.

Because of Twitter’s cancel culture I homeless, now 11 years, I am crippled paralyzed unable to walk, now 11 years, and my son is dead and the FBI investigation of his murder is still going on these 11 years later, and the killer still walks free and unidentified, and the primary reason for being unidentified is there are over 30k people online who spread these false accusations of gay erotica and transgender about me and the FBI has to investigate EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, yes, ALL of them, yes, if you’ve ever posted hate about me online you ARE being investigated for your potential involvement in my son’s murder, and in 11 years, they’ve only made it a quarter of the way through that list, and not yet found golf club woman..

And the man who started it all, Peter something, is now the biggest YouTuber in Quebec and the biggest anti trans YouTuber on the planet, and has yet to be held responsible for starting the gay erotica and transvestite rumours about me on Twitter because, for some reason there are no laws that hold cancel cries accountable for the the death and destruction their hivemind followers do after being incited into a frenzy by the cancelers tweets.

Perhaps the issue is I am too old to understand the herd mentality of cancel culture, I grew up on a very isolated egg farm and I was 42 years old before cancel culture existed, or perhaps my not using social media causes me to not understand it.

But I wonder how many people out there are like me, lives destroyed by haters, who hate things about me, that aren’t even things I am or do, because they believe one cancelers lies on Twitter and never took the time to fact check before they reacted.

EVERYTHING We Are Allowed To Publicly Release About The FBI Investigation Can Be Found HERE

Do you know who this woman is?
If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

She is wanted for:

• -the 2013 murder of my son, Xavier-Octavian Allen-Wildes, whom she ripped out of my 8 month pregnant belly and then used a golf club to beat his brains in on the parking lot;
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• -for the attempted murder and crippling of me in 2013 (the golf club attack, after killing my son she used the same golfclub to severe my spine leaving me a quadrapalegic for 18 months)
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• - & 2nd attempted murder of me 2016 (the shopping cart attack - which re-injured my 2013 spine injury, and is why I am now in a wheelchair),
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• - and the murder of my dog Mickie in 2023 (poisoned the pizza I was eating which my Llasha Apso also ate) and a 3rd attempted murder of me the same day (the poisoned pizza attack).

She ALREADY has a life sentence for prison for the murder of my son, but she has not yet been identified and is still walking free.

As of 2025 she is believed to be between 70 to 80 years old now.

It is believed she was involved in the 2017 beheading of my 75 pet roosters who's headless bodies were hung from rope nooses in my rosebushed, and the May 12, 2015 beheading and vivisection of my cat Cleo who's head was nailed to my motorhome door and intestines braided to the motorhome awning.

She is suspected of being the one who is starting and spreading the UFO, alien abduction, cryptid, erotica, and other vile slanderous defamation gossip rumours about me.

She is suspected of being the one who illegally sold half of my land (now 144 Portland Ave) ILLEGALLY to Don Cooliagrd.

as she looked November 14, 2013 - drove away in a 4 door white pick up truck; from BugLight Lighthouse, at the art studio parking lot of Southern Maine Community College	as she looked June 24, 2016 - drove away in a mid-1990s gold Volvo 240 station wagon; from parking lot of Scarborough, walMart
as she looked June 2023- at PortConMaine'23 at the Round 1 bowling alley at the Maine Mall	as she looked June 2023- at PortConMaine'23 at the Round 1 bowling alley at the Maine Mall

On November 14, 2013, she used a golf club to bash out the brains of my 8-month-old baby Xavier-Octavian Allen. She called herself “Claire” as though she thought I knew her, but I know no one named Claire and had never seen her before. She was about 65 years old and would be around 75 years old today in 2025. The FBI believes the woman who murdered my son is the same woman who hired the backhoe to drive over my house on August 8, 2013, a few weeks before my son’s murder.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

@eelkat #edometriosis #cancer #tumor #belly #womenshealth ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Yaoi Author

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, on July 4, 2013 and on August 8, 2013 after vandals drove a backhoe over it. The backhoe is still running in this photo, I got home from work while they were doing it and the white haired man jumped out and ran away leaving the backhoe running, until it ran out of gas. It sat in my yard for 6 months until the police finally towed it away.

She is the same woman who severed my spine with the same golf club used to murder my baby. She had distinctive two-inch wide stripes in her hair all the way around her head, platinum blond and dark reddish brown, in a pageboy haircut.

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Of the Portland, Maine FBI Office, 4th floor, Middle Street Portland.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

FAQ: How Did the FBI get involved?

The FBI believes this woman who crippled me and murdered my baby on November 14, 2013, is connected to the backhoe that illegally drove over my house making me homeless on August 8, 2013.

Between June 2001 and continuing on into 2025, there have been over 200 violent attacks on 146 Portland Ave, Old orchard Beach, Maine, including the beheading of 75 pet roosters April 2007, whose headless bodies were hung in my rosebushes from rope nooses.

The FBI believes ALL of these events are being done in an attempt to drive me off my land. 

According to the FBI, in 2007, a developer went to the Old Orchard Beach Town Hall and filed an illegal building permit for a 27 unit condominium, on my land and CLAIMED to be the owner of my land. This land has been in my family since 1531, we are Native Americans of the Kickapoo tribe and there are more than 500 graves, most dating from the 1500s to 1600s on my land. 

This land has been in my family well over 500 years, and I inherited it from my grandmother Helen Ricker Allen in 1983.

The FBI believes, ALL of the slander/rumours that falsely accuse me of being transgender were ALSO started by this woman who murdered my son, in a further attempt to drive me from my land via working locals of Old Orchard Beach into a trans-hating frenzy.

If you are a real estate agent and ANY ONE contacts you interested in buying 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, PLEASE report that "client" IMMEDIATLY to FBI Agent Andy Drewer, head of my son's murder investigation, and head of the investigation into the 200+ acts of vandalism and hate crimes which have occurred at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine between 2001 to 2025.

If you have ANY information about ANY of the incidents, attacks, vandalisms, and hate crimes that took place between 2001 and 2025, on 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, please give that information to FBI agent Andy Drewer as well.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

My land is not for sale and ANY ONE offering to buy it is likely connected to this woman who murdered my son.

ANYONE interested in buying my land has a HIGH PROBABILITY of being hired BY MY SON'S MURDERER, and you MUST send their information to the FBI.

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

She shows up at my yard (both in Old Orchard and in Biddeford), at my college classes, at my workplace... always violent and smashing things, always yelling "transvestite freak" and similar hate slurs about transgender people (she seems to believe I am transgender even though I am I cis woman, and her hatred of transgender people seems to be her primary motive.).

At one point the man who was with her called her "Vallerie". But she herself talked of herself (in a bizarre, not how normal people talk "3rd person") Claire. She kept saying things like "I'm Claire, bitch!" and "I'm Claire you fucking transvestite freak!"

She really, really, really, really was going overboard in emphasizing that her name was Claire - to the point that I am led to believe that her name is NOT Claire, and that she was in fact pretending to be someone else, who's name was Claire.

The fact that the man with her (who was later discovered to be a Biddeford police officer - he was identified in February 2025 when he was killed in a car accident in New Hampshire.) called her "Vallerie" and not "Claire" when he talked to her, indicates, that her name is more likely to be Valerie, then Claire.

But I know no one named either Vallerie or Claire, and outside of these events where she shows up and attacks, I've never seen this woman before and have no clue who she is.

She has attacked more then a dozen times, IN ADDITION to the golf club attack when she murdered my son and crippled me.

She frequently dies her hair and wears wigs. And has looked quite different in the over TWELVE YEARS of her stalking and harassment

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

I have 3 broken vertebrae, 3 ruptured discs, a broken sariliac, hip dysplasia (broken hip and broken pelvic bone, with hip bone pushed back into pelvic bone and fused together), in addition to rheumatism in both hips, both knees, and both wrists, as well as MS.

Rheumatism I've had since I was 8.

MS I've had since I was 16.

All the rest was done by the crazy blonde woman with the golf club, November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College. I was also 8 months pregnant and she murdered my son as well. I was paralyzed for 18 months and had to relearn to walk. Her hair was wild extreme unnatural rave style 2 to 3 inch wide platinum blond and dark blonde-brown stripes.

I found a pin that shows a similar hairstyle:

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/tonos-de-cabello-rubio--322148179608879161/

In May 2015 I returned to work, walking minimally with a cane.

On June 24, 2016, the same mystery blond woman with her hair now dyed rusted reddish blond, woman, this time driving a late 1990s vintage gold Volvo 240 station wagon, drove up beside my car, while I was putting groceries in my car at Scarborough Walmart, jumped out, grabbed an empty shopping cart from the shopping cart corral, and attacked again, same as she did with golf club three years earlier. This attack is the one which caused worse damage, and I have still not yet recovered from now in 2025.

In the 2016 attack, her hair was dyed an unnatural burgundy red, with slight grey roots growing out, the same unnatrually straitened pageboy style, and she was wearing a burgundy sweater that time.

In the 2016 attack, her hair was dyed an unnatural burgundy red, with slight grey roots growing out, the same unnatrually straitened pageboy style, and she was wearing a burgundy sweater that time.

She most often looks like this, with the red hair... and it was what she looked like on the December 24, 2016 Christmas Eve attack at my dad's apartment building. And THIS attack we have on camera, and so we have actual video footage of her... including, we have audio files of her yelling and chanting "transvestite freak!" while shooting a gun, during the Christmas Eve attack at 27 High Street, Biddeford, Maine.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

Her hair has been a different colour each time she has shown up. In 2021 it was a neon dayglow purple, but still the same pageboy. The 2021 attack she was wearing a black poly satin dress with neon lime green trim

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

Her hair has been a different colour each time she has shown up. In 2021 it was a neon dayglow purple, but still the same pageboy. The 2021 attack she was wearing a black poly satin dress with neon lime green trim

When she showed up at PortCon 2023 and the Round 1 at the Maine Mall the same day, she was again wearing the black dressed, but this time her hair was died black, but she was wearing a neon dayglow lime green "clown wig".

Her face is covered in deep "smokers wrinkles" and her skin is very, very abnormally dry and flakey.

She had a somewhat large nose, (kind of more like a man's nose then a woman's nose) and very thin lips (almost none existant, again, more like a man's lips, then a womans)... she is a LOT bigger then me... a LOT - I am 5'6" and she's maybe 5'11" to 6'2"... she's like really, really, really big.

When she showed up at PortCon 2023 and the Round 1 at the Maine Mall the same day, she was again wearing the black dressed, but this time her hair was died black, but she was wearing a neon dayglow lime green "clown wig".

at one point at the Round One in the Maine Mall attack, she pulled off the green clown wig while she was yelling and her hair was a black-black super fake dyed black pageboy.

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

The 2016 attack is the one that did the most damage and. That is why I have the cane, walker, rollator, and wheelchair. And which one I use is determined by how much pain I am in at the time I try to stand and move.

She is the one the FBI is looking for. He said he thinks Bruce’s family knows who she is. He said they become alarmigly, agitated, evasive, and violently hostile whenever questioned about her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

• Everything we are allowed to publicly release about The FBI Investigation Can Be Found Here

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

She is the same woman who severed my spine with the same golf club used to murder my baby. She had distinctive two-inch wide stripes in her hair all the way around her head, platinum blond and dark reddish brown, in a pageboy haircut.

If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer,please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

I have 3 broken vertebrae, 3 ruptured discs, a broken sariliac, hip dysplasia (broken hip and broken pelvic bone, with hip bone pushed back into pelvic bone and fused together), in addition to rheumatism in both hips, both knees, and both wrists, as well as MS.

Rheumatism I've had since I was 8.

MS I've had since I was 16.

All the rest was done by the crazy blonde woman with the golf club, November 14, 2013, at Southern Maine Community College. I was also 8 months pregnant and she murdered my son as well. I was paralyzed for 18 months and had to relearn to walk. Her hair was wild extreme unnatural rave style 2 to 3 inch wide platinum blond and dark blonde-brown stripes.

In May 2015 I returned to work, walking minimally with a cane.

On June 24, 2016, the same mystery blond woman with her hair now dyed rusted reddish blond, woman, this time driving a late 1990s vintage gold Volvo 240 station wagon, drove up beside my car, while I was putting groceries in my car at Scarborough Walmart, jumped out, grabbed an empty shopping cart from the shopping cart corral, and attacked again, same as she did with golf club three years earlier. This attack is the one which caused worse damage, and I have still not yet recovered from now in 2025.

That is why I have the cane, walker, rollator, and wheelchair. And which one I use is determined by how much pain I am in at the time I try to stand and move.

She is the one the FBI is looking for. He said he thinks Bruce’s family knows who she is. He said they become alarmingly, agitated, evasive, and violently hostile whenever questioned about her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

• Everything we are allowed to publicly release about The FBI Investigation Can Be Found Here

If you know evil is going on and you do nothing about it, are you not also evil?

If you stand by doing nothing, when evil happens, are you not supporting that evil by allowing it to continue?

You can not stand by silent about evil you witnessed, unless you support that evil being done.

If you know evil is going on and you turn a blind eye to it, you are evil.

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