Geriatric Fiction: Literature About Elderly Characters aka Yet another look at readers who see things I did not write

By Wendy C Allen

Wendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again. Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978) If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title. List of the published titles still in print: The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series What the series is about, for those new here: The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series.

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters: BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying A Very Important Clump of Grass The Washer Woman & The Fae Absinthe Slushies: An Ode to Frozen Green Fairy Wine Bone Dice Excited For The New Baby Zwodder: A Drowsy Stupid State of Mind Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies Open Grave The Phooka's Dragon School The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops The Jar of Pickled Toes The Book Burning Maggots, a You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats A Day In The Life of a Bumbling Necromancer The Three-Seventeen Pee Expedition

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

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There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

Health update: August 4, 2026 - in recovery for 6 months+ (at least until mid-January 2027...all book and video game releases are pushed back at least 6 months) see video below for why...

@eelkat health update #maine #disabilityawareness #wheelchairlife #wheelchairvlogger #multiplesclerosis ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

@eelkat The man who built the grease fryer bomb that blew up my house October 16, 2006, gets out of prison in 4 years. :( #thishapped #fbiinvestigation #mainelife #oldorchardbeach #Maine ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

@eelkat Answering #questions about my #multiplesclerosis specific #vocic #z51 #wheelchair ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

@eelkat #wheelchair #artcar #cairnterrier #doglife #mainetok ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

@eelkat Health update: #chickenpox #bellspalsy #RamsayHuntsyndrome #paralysis #recovery ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

@eelkat I seem to have had another stroke (during the night while I was asleep?) #stroke #paralysis ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

Update Sept 3, 2026:

I am able to get around enough to take Koko to dog park... today is 29 days since getting out of hospital. My diet is still mostly liquid, but im eating some solid food again, but its like rice or soft mushy baby food type stuff because I still can not chew yet, though I can swallow again. My jaw is still not functioning good so im having trouble talking still. So there's been slight improvement to my mouth, throat, and jaw, but, zero improvement to my eye, which is a major concern, be Im almost fully blind right now. im legally blind since birth in my left eye, so I have no ability to fall back on using my left eye. My right eye is the one injured and my vision in it is "40% decreased" according to my doctor, but it wasn't good vision to begin with, and right now my right eye is not much different from my legally blind left eye. Which I why I have to have someone drive my car for me instead of me driving my car myself right now, which is very frustrating, because, being a female, I had to fight for over twenty years to be allowed to drive. I started sneaking out at age 31 and dressing as a man to go to Old Orchard Beach high school to get a ged, because us females are not allowed to go to school. And i was 37 years old when snuck out to the DMV and got a driver's permit and started going to college. I was 42 and 8 months pregnant when my family found out I was going to college and thats when I was punished by the backhoe driving over my house and my spine broken with a golf club and my baby born right then and killed with same golf club. So it's very frustrating now, so soon after finally being able to drive , to now not be able to drive because of an eye injury, especially after 14 years of being paralyzed from the golf club and not being allowed to have a wheelchair, again, because i am female and we females are simply not allowed to do anything. I hate the culture I was born into. I wish I had the freedom to go to school and drive a car the way American women do. I wish having my spine broken with a golf club and my baby killed with a golf club and a backhoe driven over my house was not how men in my family punishment women in my family for learning to read and write. Its so frustrating not being able to to drive again, so soon after 14 years being paralyzed, and being paralyzed by the golf club was the punishment for getting a driver's license back in 2013 after 30 years of men not letting me have one. I hate my family's culture and how they treat us women.

I get so sick of Americans telling me how they wish they could be a Gypsy… they are either misogynist woman hating pigs, or delusional idiots who haven't got a clue how shittily we Gypsy women are treated by Gypsy men, because no one in their righ mind who knows anything about Gypsy culture would ever want to be part of it. I hate that I was born a Gypsy. 

update sept 7, 2026

"You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me?

I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking.

So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me.

see video below for more information: 

@eelkat "You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me? I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking. So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me. #mainelife #biddefordmaine #maine #disabilitytiktok #Biddeford ♬ original sound Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

update Sept 15, 2026:

I have some slight movement in some my fingers again again after over a decade being paralyzed

you remember how I used to be a professional doll making, pattern designer, and embroiderer, back before I became paralized and before my son was murdered and being the backhoe drove over my house?

all my equipment, sewing machines, ect were all destroyed by the backhoe driving over my house, and I have been quardepelegic for over a decade because of it so could not use my hands to sew or draw or embroider, and so only continued to do my writing of novels since then because I could do that with dragon dictation software,

well, since 2016, I been playing Witcher 3 and don't starve video games on twitch livestream, one hand two fingers, as part of my therapy to regain nerve and muscle use of my fingers, and now after 10 years of that, I have somewhat more movement in my fingers and im thinking maybe I can try to do embroidery and doll making again, but not sure, anyways, now im rebuying all of my sewing and embroidery equipment that the backhoe destroyed when it drove over my house, and hopefully I can use my hand enough to embroider again.

waiting for stuff to arrive in mail, so soon I should find out if ten years of twitch gaming has given me enough muscle strength to use my fingers to embroider again.

update to the previous video, answering viewer question about lack of hospital vs broken spine

Wheelchair Fundraiser... I need to upgrade to a power wheelchair, the manual one just isn't enough anymore. But the power wheelchair is $25k. Yes, twenty five thousand dollars. Wtf? I can get a car for a quarter that price, why are wheelchairs so damned expensive? That's more money then I make in five years, so I need to start a fundraiser for it.

Elderly Moon Elf Quaraun, is described as walking with a cane, dragging his lame leg as he slowly limps along. There are some scenes when he uses a walker, other scenes where he is in a wheelchair being pushed by GhoulSpawn, and many, many, many scenes of him spending the day in bed because his arthritis is acting up so bad that it hurts him to stand up act all. He wears metal gold plated gloves, which help him to use his hands. His hands are twisted, fingers badly misshaped from severe rheumatism, and the stiff metal gloves force his fingers into the proper positions, an attempt to force the twisted arthritic finger bones back into normal shape. Quaraun is the main character of the series, which focuses on the struggles of an elderly man trying to continue to live his own life. Near the end of the series, Quaraun is put in a nursing home against his will, due to his extreme inability to continue to take care of himself.

Geriatric Fiction: Literature About Elderly Characters aka Yet another look at readers who see things I did not write

Hmm.

Let's start out with a quick recap of the base story of the Quaraun series:

Elderly Moon Elf Quaraun, is described as walking with a cane, dragging his lame leg as he slowly limps along. There are some scenes when he uses a walker, other scenes where he is in a wheelchair being pushed by GhoulSpawn, and many, many, many scenes of him spending the day in bed because his arthritis is acting up so bad that it hurts him to stand up act all. He wears metal gold plated gloves, which help him to use his hands. His hands are twisted, fingers badly misshaped from severe rheumatism, and the stiff metal gloves force his fingers into the proper positions, an attempt to force the twisted arthritic finger bones back into normal shape. Quaraun is the main character of the series, which focuses on the struggles of an elderly man trying to continue to live his own life. Near the end of the series, Quaraun is put in a nursing home against his will, due to his extreme inability to continue to take care of himself. In the last stories of the set, his Alzheimer's is so bad that he can no longer remember who his husbands BoomFuzzy or GhoulSpawn are.

The Quaraun series is the Geriatric Fiction niche of Yaoi.

Yes. Yaoi has a Geriatric niche, which focuses on elderly gay couples and their struggles with being a senior citizen in a society that values youth.

Why do I start out with this?

Because, I'm going to comment (here) on a reader review of The Quaraun series.

I'm commenting because it is so painfully clear that they DID NOT read the books and are just a troll who goes from one Yaoi book to the next, shitting on the entire Yaoi genre, for no reason at all, other then they hate Yaoi. (This can be seen by looking at their review history.)

It can be proven that they did not read the book before reviwing it, by their two thousand words of raving and ranting their hatred of older women writinng about teenage boys.

Yes.

You read that correctly.

They reviewed GERIATRIC FICTION, to complain that they hate TEENAGE BOYS being sexualized.

Oh, I agree. I too hate teens and minrs being sexualized. And has a survivor of child rape, I have a bigger bone to pick with books that sexualize teen characters then most people do.

But the fact remains, they wrote a review of my Quaraun books and called my Quaraun books, books that sexualize teen boys, and, well that's just not true.

I make it a rule to not respond to reviews, good or bad, but in this case I'm going to make an exception, because what they are doing is SLANDERING my books, books they clearly did not read.

I don't usually respond to reviews. I make it rule to not read reviews.  But I ran across this review at random. I don't know if it is also on Amazon or not, I found it on a readers social media profile, and THIS sort of slander, THIS type of a review NEEDS to be called out for the shutty tactic it is.

Let's delve into it shall we?

I'm not going to link to it because I also don't believe in calling out readers.

However I am going to answer the issue they bring up.

The reader was talking about BoomFuzzy (the character) and how he is described in my books.

The review was much longer and very ranting, and opinionated, and that's fine. I don't expect people to like my work. I am well aware how much cringe there is in my writing

And I am equally well aware the writing is bad, the grammar (which is Scottish English grammar, by the way) is very bad in the eyes of American readers who are largely unaware of the existence of things like UK English, Canadian English, Irish English, or Scottish English, which yes, are all real languages, and yes, have different grammar rules than Americans are used to seeing.

Plus, this the is Yaoi genre and the characters are anthropomorphic animals (Quaraun is a female Immortal JellyFish transformed into a male Elf, BoomFuzzy is a Unicorn/Shetland Pony transformed into an Unseelie Court Faerie, and GhoulSpawn is a Cotswold Ram Sheep transformed into a Demon) and they have cloven hooves, fluffy tails, long floppy or pointed ears, claws, talons, and tentacles, so should not be expected to look, act, behave, or smell like real men, because they are NOT HUMAN and therefore are NOT men at all.

Yaoi, a sub genre of Hentia, is extreme Fantasy that makes no attempt at realism. And because of this, trying to say “but real men don’t…” really does not apply here because these are NOT MEN to begin with.

The review was calling out all of these factors, and, was largely focused on how evil the Yaoi genre is because women don't shit about male anatomy. And it was a LONG review, well over two thousand words long, yes, the length of a short story itself. And, I actually agree with a lot of what they were saying, and most of it was quite valid points.

But also I have no intention of getting into an argument with one of my readers. Their opinions are quite valid and they made a lot of good critical feedback points. Overall it was a really good review, even though they intended it as a bad review and used my books as an example of “why straight women should not write gay men”.

And so I'm not going to go line by line through their review, commenting on each thing, because I believe they are fully entitled to their opinions and I don't believe authors should comment on reader reviews.

The REASON I decided to comment about this review is, the lines quoted above. And I'll quote them again.

I want to draw attention to one line in particular:

Uhm.

Raise your hand if you see what's wrong with this line.

Here it is again:

Uhm… do you see what is wrong now?

I'm sorry but, I have published 138 novels, 423 novellas, and more than 2,000 short stories since 1978, and guess what?

I HAVE NEVER ONCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE EVER WRITTEN A TEENAGE BOY!

So, this one line:

…makes their entire review of my books highly suspicious, and leads me to ask: DID THEY IN FACT ACTUALLY READ my books or are they running on wild ASSUMPTIONS about what they THINK my books are about?

My Quaraun books fall into the Gereatric Erotica Fetish.

Geriatric.

Do you know what geriatric means?

Geriatric refers to the branch of medicine or healthcare focused on the care of elderly individuals, typically those aged 65 and older. It can also be used as an adjective to describe things related to old age or the elderly population.

The term "Geriatric Literature" refers to literature that specifically addresses the experiences, challenges, or themes related to elderly characters or the aging process. It encompasses works that explore the perspectives, narratives, and issues unique to older individuals, specifically the elderly and senior citizens.

If you are going to review a book, lambating it because you hate teenage characters, you should at least first read the book to make sure it actually has teenaged characters in it. This book is Geriatric Literature, about an elderly couple struggling with depression from failing health due to old age. There ain't a single teenager in the entire book.

You make yourself look foolish, when you are so wound up with hatred from a thing, that you run around blasting everything you THINK might be that thing, without first checking if it actually is the thing you hate. In their review of this book, they made a total fool of themselves and proved they never read the book at all and are just a troll looking for something to hate on for the pure sake of hating on something.

THIS is why I never trust any reviews that I see on books these days.

Fake reviews like this are an increasingly big problem, especially on Amazon. It has reached the point where you simply can not trust a review on Amazon to be real anymore, as fake reviews like this one are everywhere. Not just on books. I go to read the reviews on dog treats, and the reviews are flooded with fake reviews clearly written by ChatGPT. 

Far too many people leave reviews on things they never tried or never read. It's become cool to leave hate reviews on everything you see, making ALL reviews meaningless, because you can trust no review to be real anymore.

The Quaraun books are Geriatric Literature.

The Quaraun books focus on the perspectives, narratives, and issues unique to older individuals, specifically the elderly and senior citizens.

The three main characters, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn, are all elderly.

GhoulSpawn, the youngest of the trio is 65 years old in early scenes and over 500 years old in later scenes. He is described as looking like an old hippie who forgot the 1970s ended decades ago.

Quaraun is 750 years old and suffers from arthritis, cataleptic seizures, heart trouble, fainting spells, crippled hands, a lame leg, and walks with a cane in most scenes, but a walker in some scenes, and uses a wheelchair in a few scenes. It states that he looks like an 80 year old Human but wears drag queen levels of heavy makeup to try to hide the wrinkles and make himself look younger.

BoomFuzzy is a two thousand year old Lich Unicorn, who is deteriorating into a skeletal corpse. It states that he looks like a 90 year old Human corpse, and uses psionic illusions to trick people into seeing him as looking younger.

And it's not a case of “magical immortals who look and act like teenages for enterity”. No. These are elderly men with elderly health issues, and they look old.

The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy the Unicorn (horse form)

The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun and BoomFuzzy the Unicorn (humanoid form)

The Pink Necromancer, Quaraun and GhoulSpawn the Sheep (humanoid form)

So, please explain to me this part of their review?

I have NEVER written a teenage boy. EVER.

And yet their review goes on to talk about several teenage boys being in my books.

Uhm…what?

Where in the heck are they finding these supposed teenage boys in my books?

What the heck are they even talking about?

Did they somehow mix up my books with someone else's books?

Remarkably, there is not a single teenager featured in the entire storyline.

But then, in the say line they also say this:

Yes. Yes. I DID say: "He smelled of cinnamon, cloves, and an autumn day.” I did in fact write that. This reviewer is in fact correctly quoting a line from my book. This IS a thing that Quaraun said to his friend BeLuna, the day after he met BoomFuzzy, and was how Quaraun was describing BoomFuzzy.

I said it in this book right here:

So, yes, I DID say that BoomFuzzy "smelled of cinnamon, cloves, and an autumn day.”.. but BoomFuzzy is most certainly NOT a teenage boy and neither is Quaraun.

These are two ELDERLY MEN.

The few pages before and after, make more descriptions, including to state that BoomFuzzy is blind from old age, his ebony eyes turned silver, clouded by cataracts, and to state that Quaraun suffered from arthritis and BoomFuzzy had empathized with Quaraun's joint issues because he too suffered aches and pains from old age affecting his joints.

In Geriatric Literature, the narrative delves into the health and emotional struggles faced by elderly characters, offering a poignant reflection on the realities of growing older. THAT is what the Quaraun books are about. An elderly gay couple struggling with growing older.

The line they are specifically quoting is describing BoomFuzzy's hair.

"He smelled of cinnamon, cloves, and an autumn day.” Is followed by BeLuna asking WHY he smelled like cinnamon and cloves. To which Quaraun explains that BoomFuzzy (an elderly black man), has long grey dreadlocks, and washed his dreadlocks in a mixture of anise oil, sandalwood oil, patchouli oil, clove oil, and cinnamon oil, mixed with Shea butter and coconut oil, then powdered with dry cloves and cinnamon powder, a REAL THING that REAL BLACK MEN who have NATURAL RASAFA DREADLOCKS actually do to their hair.

I am part black, my grandmother (my mother's mother) was half black, her father a black man from Haiti. My great grandfather (my father's grandfather) was a black man from the Chimbu tribe in the Sepik River Valley of Papua New Guinea. And while my skin is light enough that I could pass for white, my hair is thick, chimpy strands that turn to dreadlocks if I go even a couple of hours between brushing my hair.

At the time I wrote the novel BoomFuzzy (where this line is quoted from) I had 48” long dreadlocks, dreadlocks I had been growing for 13 years, dreadlocks that were below my knees and close to reaching my ankles. Dreadlocks, that weighed well over 50lbs when wet, meaning they could not be washed in water and had to be washed with a mixture of anise oil, sandalwood oil, patchouli oil, clove oil, and cinnamon oil, mixed with Shea butter and coconut oil, then powdered with dry cloves and cinnamon powder. This is done to keep things like mold and lice out of your hair, things that are very horrible problems if you DO NOT treat your dreadlocks with a mixture of anise oil, clove oil, and cinnamon oil, at least once a week.

And so yes, a man with rasafa dreadlocks DOES in fact smell like cinnamon and cloves.

And, SPOILERS... BoomFuzzy is ALIVE AND NOT YET A LICH in the novel BoomFuzzy.

The novel BoomFuzzy END with BoomFuzzy committing suicide.

Yeah.

This is THAT book.

The entire plot of the novel BoomFuzzy revolves around an elderly chef who has gone blind, and is struggling with failing health. Right from the start of the book, he is introduced as severely depressed and suicidal, stating he's already attempted suicide multiple times. Meeting Quaraun, stops BoomFuzzy from killing himself, and the story follows the thirty year period of them living together, and seemingly BoomFuzzy's obsession with his advanced age subsides, leading Quaraun to believe BoomFuzzy is no longer suicidal. Quaraun leaves BoomFuzzy, to return to his father's house and try to patch things up with his elderly, dying father,. Quaraun plans to go right back to BoomFuzzy that same day, but things go bad with his father and Quaraun ends up there for weeks, and forgets that he forgot to tell Boomuzzy where he went. Quaraun has early stages of alzheimer's and he forgets a lot of things.

BoomFuzzy, weeks alone, without Quaraun, falls back into his fit of suicidal depression and starts trying to kill himself again. Without Quaraun with him to keep him company, the old chef feels alone, abandoned, and left behind. thinking he is left behind because he is too old for anyone to care about him.

Quaraun returns to BoomFuzzy - too late. Quaraun finds BoomFuzzy still alive, but has taken a poison that has already corroded his integral organs, andBoomFuzzy dies drowning in his own blood, with Quaraun holding him, helpless to save him.

Quaraun, realizing that if he had not forgotten to tell BoomFuzzy where he was going, BoomFuzzy would still be alive, now suffers massive guilt, feeling that it was his own faling memory from old age, that caused BoomFuzzy's death.

Desperate to make things right, the books end with Quaraun turning to Necromancey to resurect BoomFuzzy as a Lich, which has desasterous results, as Quaraun learns, BoomFuzzy really did not want to be brought back to life, and now as a Lich, he can't die.

EVERY book following this one, features scenes of BoomFuzzy attemping suicide over and over again, desperate to escape the eternal old age he is now trapped in as a Lich.

Yeah, this novel that the reviewer is claiming is about teen boys, is ACTUALLY about a depressed elderly man dealing with suicidal thoughts brought on by his fears that no one loves him anymore because he got too old.

The ENTIRE STORY is about an elderly man trying to stop another elderly man from killing himself.

The prevalence of critiques based on assumptions rather than genuine engagement has created a climate where readers are increasingly skeptical of the authenticity of reviews, diminishing the value of such assessments in guiding informed choices.

In geriatric literature, the narrative not only addresses the physical aspects of aging but also delves into the emotional toll, particularly the struggles with depression that elderly characters may face. And that is what this book is about, and it's not possible to read the novel BoomFuzzy and come away thinking either of the characters is a teenager.

But also…

…this same scene also shows Quaraun (an elderly Moon Elf) and BeLuna (a green skinned, pink haired Orchid Gnome) sitting on a candy rock, in front of a life-sized gingerbread house, watching a lich apricot tree eat a rabbit that it just caught, while BoomFuzzy, a master chef who specializes in fancy gingerbread cakes, bakes a batch of gingerbread loaf cakes, that he is using for bricks to build his gingerbread house with.

The old blind Unicorn is described his hair, skin, and clothing being covered in ginger, cinnamon, and clove powder, as a side effect baking gingerbread all day, and states that every move he made, caused a flurry of cinnamon powder to float through the air around him.

This is NOT scene of some teenage boy randomly walking into a room and another teenage boy randomly says the first one smells like cinnamon and cloves for no reason at all.

This is a scene of an elderly man, making his way to a local bakery, to watch the elderly masterchef, baking gingerbread cakes, and commenting on the fact that the chef is using too much cinnamon and cloves in his cakes.

Quaraun outright tells BeLuna that BoomFuzzy is using way too much cinnamon and cloves, because the heady smell of the spices are overpowering, making him dizzy, and Quaraun states he fears he will pass out from the overpowering smell of the cloves.

The threat of aging is a central theme in Geriatric Fiction, capturing the fears and uncertainties that elderly characters grapple with in a culture that often marginalizes the elderly.

Quaraun is elderly.

BoomFuzzy is elderly.

The novel BoomFuzzy is about two old men, facing the reality of their own lack of much time left. Them facing the fears of growing old.

Quaraun has cataleptic seizures, which can be triggered by strong fragrances, a common problem for elderly people with heart disease and COPD, and so Quaraun is voicing some very real health concerns over the fact that BoomFuzzy's overpowering use of way too much cinnamon and cloves, could cause Quaraun to have a life threatening seizure.

The scene shows Quaraun and BeLuna, outside the gingerbread, sitting on a rock made of candy, in the shade of old growth pine trees, that are getting up and walking around. The giant monster pine trees as they stomp around the gingerbread house, are dropping pine needles and pine cones, raining down around Quaraun, with each step each tree takes, filling the air with the heady scent of pine.

And yet, they railed on and on and on and on for another two hundred words of ranting about teen boys smelling like "jizz and cum and Axe" and how "no teen boy sweats cinnamon or clove"... uhm... what?

It's like they took that one line out of my book, and never read the scene the sentence came out of, because they are super duper mega pissed over BoomFuzzy, a chef who was making gingerbread cakes in his bakery shop, in that scene, smelling like the ingredients he was using to bake the cake.

Plus, elderly blind man, baking cakes, while the main character, another elderly man, marvels over how a blind man can be a chef, wondering how he doesn't mix up ingredients.

And giant Ent monster pine trees stomping around the bakery, are what smells like pine sawdust (it says sawdust not wood, and is talking about actual PINE TREES, not a character).

It's just so weird, how they took this scene and saw something completely different than what was written.

They are so full of hate for teen characters that they WANTED to see teen characters, so they HALLUCINATED teen characters into a place where no teen characters existed at all.

They saw what THEY WANTED TO SEE, instead of what ws ACTUALLY THERE.

Full blown lack of reading comprehension on some pretty severe levels.

And so, with that context, let's look at what the reviewer said again:

So, you can see why I question DID they ACTUALLY READ the novel BoomFuzzy or did they skim through it, see that one line, jump to false conclusions and inaccurate assumptions and write their review without ever actually reading the book at all?

Geriatric Fiction serves as a platform for discussions on the challenges of aging, inviting readers to empathize with the characters as they confront issues of health, freedom, and societal perceptions. It's stories about old men, facing the terror of their own impending deaths. Where are these teenaged boys that the reviewer claims are in this book?

I don't mind critical reviews that point out actual issues with my writing. They help me see flaws and improve my writing. But this is a case of someone seeing things that I never even wrote to begin with.

The portrayal of aging in Geriatric Fiction extends beyond the individual's experience, shedding light on societal attitudes and expectations that impact how the elderly are perceived. This book that they were reviewing, is about elderly men, terrified of dying of old age and contemplating ending their own lives in their own time, by their own rules, so they don't have to face the horrors of death from old age.

Where do you find teen boys in that?

But, wait, there's more.

The series is set in the 40th century far future of Earth, after a comet hit the moon, 90% of all life and cities have been destroyed, and the world is now an ice age, with people living pre historic style gatherer hunter cavemen lifestyles in the massive global wide polar vortex that has frozen the entire planet.

The people grow everything, make everything, in a very pre-Medieval style.

Sooo…

Uhm… please explain to me WHERE ice age, prehistoric, pre-Medieval elderly men are supposed to gain access to body spray or soda?

I'm waiting.

Quaraun is stated to smelling like the overpowering smell of Rose Perfume because he is incredibly self conscious of body odor, and so he goes overboard in drenching himself, his hair, and his clothing in Rose perfume that he makes. There are scenes of him making it.

GhoulSpawn is state to smelling like a sheep.

A strong odor of musk to him. And near every character they encounter comments on it. Not in a good way either. The trio is often told to leave restaurants and taverns, because of GhoulSpawn's scent. He smells like a sheep.

Have you ever smelled a sheep? They don't smell good.

Sheep smell BAD.

Musk is NOT a good scent.

Male sheep have musk glands and excrete a strong oil down their legs as they walk. And it's not a good smell.

GhoulSpawn is described as this being a serious problem for him, because people are turned off by his strong natural odor and is often not allowed to participate in social activities because people simply can not tolerate the smell of him. 

But also:

Uhm... they followed this by a list of links to a bunch of "teen boy health" medical websites on studies of masterbation habits of teens. Uhm. Yow! This reviewer has so mega, big time obsession with studying teen boys masterbating BIG TIME, which is WHY I've decided NOT to link to their review. I do not want my site being associated with the weird obsession this reviewer has, with, uhm... minors.

I mean, they are raving and ranting, for wel over two THOUSAND words on a LOT of disturbingly graphicly detailed hows and whys... yikes! This reviewer, who CLAIMS to hate Yaoi, stating that Yaoi is nothing but older women sexualizing teen boys, this reviewer has an alarming BIG obsession with sexualizing teen boys, to the point that, it is painfully obvious they have a deeply disturbing lust for minors. DEEPLY disturbing. And like I said, THAT is why I do not like that they are trying to drag my book into their sick pedo-fetish.

Yes, my books feature male characters doing overly sexual things, but they are elderly men.

But, it sounds to me, like they are upset that they found a Yaoi book with elderly men in it and had themselves a meltdown because they couldn't jerk off to elderly men, so they had to rave and rant, but then they couldn't say they were obsessing over minors so they wrote this weird ass review instead... it's just so weird.

Geriatric Literature is a genre centered around the experiences of elderly characters dealing with the challenges of aging. In this specific book, the narrative unfolds around an elderly couple grappling with the emotional strain of declining health in their senior years. Notably, there is no trace of teenage characters throughout the entire storyline. The reviewer's hastiness in condemning the book without accurate verification not only reveals a lack of thorough examination but also portrays them as impulsive and ill-informed. This tendency to critique anything resembling the perceived target of disdain without proper substantiation contributes to the broader issue of unreliable book reviews.

But also... they said they were upset that this character does NOT smell of cum and DOES NOT masterbate.

Uhm... dear long time fans, I encourage you to roll on the floor laughing your asses off along with me. They's do be talking about BoomFuzzy here, a character who is masterbating in a good 90% of the scenes he's in.

This guy:

You know, the king of masterbation, who thinks everybody should masterbate a dozen times a day.

HIM.

They're talking about HIM.

Yeaaaaaah...

Yes.

BoomFuzzy DOES smell like semen and cum.

And it SAYS THIS. There are well over a dozen scenes in the novel BoomFuzzy of the character BoomFuzzy masterbating, including a scene of him teaching Quaraun how to masterbate when he discovers Quaraun has never masterbated before. Which is immediately followed by a scene of Quaraun's father having a meltdown, when Quaraun enters the house and Quaraun's father smells cum on Quaraun.

Yeah.

There are SEVERAL scenes in that one novel, describing the smell of cum on either Quaraun or BoomFuzzy. BoomFuzzy described as deliberately not washing because he likes the smell of cum, and Quaraun described as not washing because, he has alzheimers and forgot to clean himself.

But, yeah…

If you are going to critique something, PLEASE make sure the author ACTUALLY WROTE the thing you are complaining about, because otherwise you just come off looking like the ass you are.

I don't mind when readers point out flaws in my writing, because it helps me to write better in the future, but, readers babbling bitchiness about a thing that I didn't even write is another issue entirely!

This is a case of the reader ACTIVELY IGNORING what I ACTUALLY wrote.

This reader is outright HALLUCINATING. They are seeing teen boys in places where teen boys do not exist. It's nothing but old men, doing old men things, and having lots of old men health issues, like erectile dysfunctions, which is what leads to the scene of "let's shove candy canes up our dick holes so we can get our floppy penises stiff, in spite of our erectile dysfunction." Good god! This is the fucking candy cane scene book they are talking about here! LOL!

They, in their own mind IMAGINED WHAT THEY THOUGHT I wrote, jumped to a bunch of false conclusions and made a total ass of themselves by proving that THEY DID NOT READ THE BOOK.

Had they ACTUALLY READ the book, they would know that there are no teenagers at all, let alone teenage boys. How the hell did you read a book I wrote and think you saw teenage boys in it? Elderly men with a lot of geriatric health issues, health issues that are front and center of every scene on every page of a 758 page novel!

Had they ACTUALLY READ the book, they would know that the character was a gingerbread chef, baking gingerbread cakes, and did not just smell like cinnamon and cloves at random. An ELDERLY gingerbread chef.

Had they ACTUALLY READ the book, they would know that yeah, the characters WERE in fact described as smelling like cum from masterbating. Which, also, I really think it is weird that they went on for WELL OVER FIVE HUNDRED WORDS on detailed hows and why's of why older women should strive to write teen boys accurately by including descriptions of the smell of cum. I'm sorry, what? You HATE older women writing sexual scenes of teen boys but you WANT older women to write accurate descriptions of the smell of cum? You DO realize your fetish for sexuallizing teen boys is showing in that part of your review, right? But, also, you bitched that there were no scenes of them smelling like cum, when in fact, that is a MAJOR part of the plot. Yeah. The whole hanging tree segment which goes on for more than thirty pages, is fully focused on the fact that Quaraun's father dragged Quaraun through the streets, while stripping him naked and humiliating him, by telling everyone in the village that Quaraun smelled like cum. BOY did you ever NOT read the book, BIG TIME! LOL!  

Had they ACTUALLY READ the book, they would know that there are no body sprays or soda in this ice age prehistoric society. It outright states that they are living like it was 800BC. It says that several times in that novel. You'd have known that had you read it.

Had they ACTUALLY READ the book, they would know that this statement is utterly and ridiculously ludacris, because of how much it has nothing to do with my book at all.

Honey, YOU are the one writing about teen boys wanking, NOT me. Go back and re-read your review, LOL!

This is yet another case of a reader's over rampant hyperactive imagination seeing things in my books, that I never wrote in my books at all.

Here's a tip: there is a thing called reading comprehension and paying attention. They are good things to have if you plan on being a reader who writes book reviews.

Give my books as much bad feedback as you want, but don't running around claiming I wrote things or said things or did things that I never wrote, never said, and never did, because guess what: I can take you to court for slander over it.

The prevalence of unfounded FAKE negative reviews has eroded trust in the authenticity of feedback, making it challenging to discern genuine critiques from mere expressions of baseless animosity.

I deeply dislike it when people run around making false accusations about me and saying I did something that I never did.

And the fact remains: I don't right about teenagers and I never have, and if you want to bitch about teenage characters, honey, you might want to take a look in the mirror.

YOU are the one who saw teenagers in places, where there were ZERO teenagers.

YOU not me, are the one thinking dirty, lewd sexual thought about minors.

And that's what the review was bitching about.

The review was upset that a grown woman was writing sexual things about underage teenage boys.

And the fact remains, there isn't a single character under the age of 65 in the series. GhoulSpawn is the youngest character and he is 65 years old.

It's called the Geriatric Fetish aka Geriatric Erotica for a REASON. Because it fetishes elderly, senior citizen men.

You are really reaching, grasping at straws here, calling MY characters teenage boys. And you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

You know what it looks like to me?

It looks like they say that the book was Yaoi. Grabbed it at random, opened it to a random page, pulled out one random line, then had themselves a mega rant about something not related to the book at all, because they haven't got a clue what the Yaoi genre even is, and they are so busy listing after teen boys themselves, that they couldn't even imagine that Yaoi had a Gereatric Erotica niche.

They were so ready to lash out at ANY Yaoi book, that they could not even be bothered to make sure the book they were raving and ranting about, even contained the things they were complaining about at all.

Here's a tip for other book reviewers:

Make sure you ACTUALLY READ the book you are reviewing, so you don't make the same mistake this idiot did, and attribute things to the book, that are not in the book at all.

The reviewer inadvertently exposes their lack of due diligence, appearing rather uninformed as they unleash criticism based on assumptions rather than facts. This tendency to condemn anything remotely resembling the perceived source of disdain without proper verification diminishes the credibility of their review. 

Remember: read the book so you don't make a fool of yourself by writing a review that calls sickly elderly men teenaged boys.

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@eelkat since I've been flooded with hundreds of messages the past two weeks asking if I still own "the world's most haunted car", yes, and here it is, filmed today May 18, 2026… but my son Xavier is dead, i am crippled and given that people are AGAIN showing up calling my Dodge "haunted", calling my friend "an alien", calling me "transgender", and spreading wild defamation slander connecting me to Stephen King, I think I need to start taking down the contact information of every blogger, podcaster, youtuber, and social media account spreading these rumors, and sue every single one of them for CAUSING my car to be cut in half May 10, 2010, for CAUSING the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013, for CAUSING my son's murder November 14, 2013, for CAUSING me to be crippled and in a wheelchair November 14, 2013, and for CONTINUING to CAUSE harassers to show up in person to harass me near daily, STILL now in 2026. EVERYONE telling you my car is haunted, telling you my friend is an alien, calling my car "the goldeneagle", calling my friend "Etiole", or trying to connect me or my car to Stephen King, is lying to you. They crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, and a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet identified the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club and the FBI believes that it is friends and family of the woman who did it, are the ones who started and spread the rumors saying my car is haunted, saying I'm an alien abductee, saying all kinds of similar bs about aliens, ufos, ghosts, witchcraft, demons, and Stephen King connections, even though I don't believe in ghosts, aliens, ufos, demons, and had never heard of Stephen King before 30k of his fans showed up in my yard trying to find my car! FBI believes the backhoe driver and the murderer are the same person and it is a developer who wanted my land and so started the Stephen King, ghost, and alien rumors all in an attempt to drive me off my land, and when it didn't work they drove a backhoe over my house, and when that didn't work they crippled me and killed my son. Why are they doing this? How do I get them to stop? ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....

... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.

While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since.

The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.

Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.

Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.

Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.

The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026. If you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.

Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.

Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.

Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.

In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.

Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.

But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.

I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.

Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.

Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.

I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.

My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.

Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

More information about the backhoe attack, my son's murder, my becoming crippled, my becoming homeless, and the FBI investigation around all of it, can be found here.

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Read More Fish, Eels, Storyland, Autism, Becoming a Published Author, Art Cars Jul 30, 26 09:16 AM Fish, Eels, Storyland, Autism, Becoming a Published Author, and Art Cars; a long and varied conversation with ChatGPT5.6 Read More The Cat at the Sea Cave Jul 29, 26 10:02 AM A Pink Necromancer story poem Read More My Elves Are JellyFish Jul 13, 26 01:38 PM My Elves Are JellyFish, and I asked for thoughts from Google vs ChatGPT Read More Is Quaraun gay? | Quaraun FAQs Jun 24, 26 03:43 AM Is Quaraun gay? | Quaraun FAQs Read More The Three-Seventeen Pee Expedition Jun 16, 26 02:33 PM The Three-Seventeen Pee Expedition: A Pink Necromancer Short Story Read More Why I Write (Some Thoughts on Living With Autism) Jun 10, 26 10:45 AM Why I Write (Some Thoughts on Living With Autism) and a look at the history of 144 and 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine Read More How Much Money Do Self-Published Authors Make Jun 08, 26 08:26 PM A Look at How Much Money A Million Books Sold Is Equal To - How Much Money Do Self-Published Authors Make Read More 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine, FBI Murder Investigation Jun 08, 26 08:20 PM 146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine, FBI Murder Investigation; How Did The FBI Get Involved? Read More The Quaraun Series Prologue May 20, 26 03:11 PM The Quaraun Series Prologue Read More An Introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series May 17, 26 04:47 PM An Introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series: The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Read More No, Disabled People Do Not Exist To Inspire You May 14, 26 11:01 PM Yes, it is offensive to write disabled characters to act as inspiration to others. or how to write disabled characters accurately Read More Murder Investigation Updates, Old Orchard Beach, Maine May 11, 26 12:25 PM Murder Investigation Updates, Old Orchard Beach, Maine Read More The FBI murder investigation 144 & 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach May 06, 26 07:05 PM The FBI murder investigation of 144 & 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine - Everything we are allowed to publically release Read More Thoughts on Reborn Therapy Dolls After My Son's Murder Apr 15, 26 06:29 AM My 8 month old son was murdered; Thoughts on Reborn Therapy Dolls After My Son's Murder Read More Addressing victim blaming in murder investigations Mar 13, 26 09:40 PM Addressing victim blaming in murder investigations Read More The Tussah Day Serenade Feb 16, 26 07:44 AM The Tussah Day Serenade, a fiction short story poem - LGBTQAI+ FICTION | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane | TransMan MC | Read More Ghosts Beneath the Pink Silk Tent Feb 11, 26 05:11 AM Ghosts Beneath the Pink Silk Tent Read More An Existential Crisis Feb 11, 26 05:09 AM An Existential Crisis 🌸{A Pink Necromancer Triple Drabble} 🦄🌸 Read More The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops Feb 11, 26 05:05 AM The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops Read More 10 Years of Injustice: Tackling Radical Church Extremism Feb 11, 26 04:29 AM 10 Years of Injustice: Tackling Radical Church Extremism Read More How Did The FBI Get Involved? Feb 10, 26 10:02 PM How Did The FBI Get Involved? Read More Don't Be A Stalker Feb 10, 26 09:14 PM Don't be a stalker Read More That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap Feb 10, 26 03:46 AM That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap : A Pink Necromancer Fiction Short - The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Read More Springtime by the River Feb 10, 26 01:37 AM Springtime by the River Read More Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom Feb 10, 26 01:07 AM Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom, a fiction short Read More BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma Feb 10, 26 01:03 AM A Pink Necromancer Dystopian Cozy Fantasy Culinary Fiction Short Read More Never Forget Feb 09, 26 04:46 PM Never Forget: My Son Was Murdered - The Killer Walks Free - Your Child Could Be Next Read More Writing Blind Characters Feb 09, 26 04:29 PM I am legally blind and I write a legally blind character, this is how I do it... Read More IMPORTANT NOTE: All the writing prompts found here on my website, are also available in printed paperback editions, on Amazon. There are no ebook editions as they are already available digitally here on my website. January February 2026 Updates If you are one of (as of December 2025, the now more than ten thousand) daily visitors, who arrive here daily in search of SEO advice, I made this page for you: My response to the alarming spike in traffic to my "SEO" pages. aka I am getting Weird Spike In Google Traffic For SEO & Content Writing & Marketing keywords and search terms even though this is a Yaoi and Gay Romance website that has absolutely nothing to do with SEO or Content Writing or Content Marketing What the fuck? The Park Bench Method of Writing Receiving death threats over a septic tank and a little brown log cabin, but I own neither a septic tank nor a little brown log cabin... what even are these thugs talking about? I am a mute/none verbal wheelchair user and I just had an encounter over my wheelchair, but being mute had no way to defend myself. Crazy Woman Just Attacked - No Clue Why or Who She Is (August 14, 2025) Articles For Writers on How To Write & Publish A Rapid Release  Series Want to write like I do? You want this page: Writing Mindset Shift & Lester Dent vs Kishotenketsu w/Thoughts on Being one of Dr. Lindstrom's 200 PenPal Students (NaNoWriMo & NovNov 2025) plus Polyamory Beyond Fetish: Writing Multi-Partner Relationships and Writing Blind Characters Plus Elves and Very High, High Elves  VS Unicorns and Phookas and Demons and also What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?) but Noses, Penis Piercings, And Rapunzel Hair and Need Help Defeating Overpowered Fantasy Wizards? + Wizards and More Wizards and Even More Wizards and Still More wizards and MAKE VILLAINS EVIL AGAIN: A WRITER’S BATTLE CRY TO RECLAIM THE DARK SIDE Have you ever considered: How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing or Currency In Worldbuilding and The Dangers of World Travel or  Dragging a Body Through The Snow and Talking While Falling Asleep or Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers or I have everything but the kitchen sink... wait, how'd that kitchen sink get in my pocket? Writing Absurdist Fantasy Books but How long does it take to reach 1667 words? and 50k in one day - is it possible? plus What is the average typing speed? plus What (self-publishing) platform pays the most (for books)? My top 3 picks. Comparing my results from different places. and Knowing what to include when describing the surroundings of a scene also Validation Is a Cult and Open Strong, Stay Loud and  Where are the writers who love writing? plus Self-Publishing Success: Does Anyone Ever Succeed at Self-Publishing? and Where To Get Writing Ideas? and Writing What You Know Might Not Be What You Think It Is and Why I do not attend writing groups...are they all like this or just the ones in Maine? but also Don't Forget To Just Write  because Yes, You Can! Plus The Park Bench Method of Writing (with 10k writing prompt list) or The Park Bench Method of Writing (just the article) plus: How did you build your audience? Not online, that's for sure. aka How to sell ten million books aka How I sold ten million books. Need Writing Prompts? For Anyone Looking for: The "haunted car" people call The GoldenEagle & my response to Stephen King's illegally filming my family and farm in his movies? My response to MUFON's Amphibious Aliens? My response to Coast to Coast AMs Arrival in my yard? Back to the Home Page Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978) Yes, I am aware there are a lot of spelling errors on this site. No, I likely will not be fixing most of them. I have been quadriplegia/paralyzed arms and legs since November 14, 2013; As of 2026, I have regained use of two fully functional fingers on my right hand, and only stiff limited movement of all remained eight fingers. This causes most of the typos and spelling errors as my near-dead pinky and ring fingers tend to drag over the other letters on the keyboard. Attempts to correct errors, often causes more errors for the same reason. Much of my writing is also speech to text, but I have "profound low functioning, non-verbal kanner's syndrome aka autism aka the rainman type" (that is what the medical diagnosis called it), I have the medically diagnosed retarded type of autism, that medical doctors mean when they say "real and actual autism", I do not have the cool trend self diagnoses tiktok type of "autism". What this means is, in spite of five decades of trying, I have very limited vocal speaking abilities and a lower then average vocabulary, that leaves my speaking ability around the level of a 4 or 5 year old child; I do not know math or money or clocks and. I also, was raised by a Shetland Scottish Grandmother (Helen Ricker Allen) until her death when I was 8 years old, and she did not speak American, she spoke Shetland/Scottish, Shetlandic, which is a Nordic language, different from Scotts Language, not related to Gaelic which is what many Scottish speak, and while classified as a type of Scottish English is is considered "Olde medieval Norse" dialect of Scottish English and spoken by fewer then two thousand people as of 2026. It is the language of Scottish Travelling Gypsies, which is what we racial are. I was 31 years old first time I ever heard American English, and only started to learn American English at 42 years old. Right now in 2026 at 51 years old, I am able to speak American English on around the level of an 8 year old child, and greatly do not understand over 90% of American words, American slang, and American media references. What this means is, OFTEN words you think are spellt wrong (like color vs colour, or traveling vs travelling, are in fact NOT spelt wrong, because I use Scottish spellings) and often when I hear an American word, I spell it phonetically because I do not know the correct American spelling. Likewise we Scottish do not have words like my or your, and so say me and you, in places where Americans would say my and your.  I also use Scottish word meanings, not American word meanings, for example Unicorn means a blood thirsty flesheating shapeshifting sea creature that comes on land and pretends to be a wounded horse to lure in humans to eat, it can only be captured by a virgin. But when I say Unicorn, a word I frequently use, because I write Unicorn folkloric short stories... I find that most Americans connect Unicorns to children's cartoons, gay pride, or swinging sex lives... I struggle to understand who in their right mind thought the most bloodthirsty monster of Scotland folklore was good fodder for children's cartoons or "sex positive" mascots, me thinks Americans need to brush up on the lore of Unicorns using their horns as sword to stabbed people's eyes out, while gallopping through swamps with rows of bloody Human heads hanging from their backs via braids made of Human entrails... really, why did Americans thinks a monster like a Unicorn was fit for children's cartoons or sex positivity? Americans is weird. All this to say... speech to text software, struggles badly with my thick Shetland accent, my slurred Autism speech impediment, and causes additional misspellings and typos because it can not figure out what words I am trying to say. And while I could take the time time to run all of it through a spell checker, that does require better hand mobility then I have, to copy the text from one program to the next and manually click each word, with finger mobility that I simply do not have, but also, most of my time is spent in trying to relearn to walk, and if you are local, you've probably seen this as I'm a stubborn bitch who refused to accept the doctor disnosis that I will never walk again, so, I walk around the block every day pushing my wheelchair, refusing to sit in my wheelchair, and... ...it's taking me 13 years to do it, but, I'm not actually able to stand up and make it all the way around the block now, and my focus on trying to relearn to walk is far more important to me, then catering to your pampered arse by fixing spelling errors, when there are far bigger problems to worry about in life, the spelling errors made by a quadriplegic who is typing this with her only two functioning fingers. Also, in recent years, I've watched the internet devolve into a mindless clusterfuck of ChatGPT written everything. Everyone sounds the same online these days, because no writes their own work anymore. Every website out there has become a carbon copy of each other, because they are all be written by ChatGPT now. I think ChatGPT makes a funny thing to chat with in your spare time, so you can laugh at the hilarity of how inaccurate it's responses are... but I am horrified that people are using AI for serious writing, writing they publish and try to pass off as their own. We live in a society where people people are forgetting how write. Heck I can read and write cursive, calligraphy, italic, short hand, and editor's marks, also edit my books by hand diagraming every sentence, and that... start walking around your neighbourhood and ask anyone under 30 if they sentence diagraming IS, let alone how to do it. So yes, I CAN spell check, and no I don't, for anything but my novels and short story collections, I spell check when it matters... and this is a website, not a printed book... but also, I am just getting so damn fucking fed up with endless AI writing online, so, no, I'm not going to fix errors and typos on my website, and you can bitch about that all you want (yes, I do get your messages, I just don't answer anyone in private) but, honey, maybe instead of bitching over my spelling errors, be thankful is still at least one website on the internet that still being written by a Human now in 2026 when ChatGPT writes over 70% of all posts online.

Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? I've been publishing these every year since 2004! Here's,for my 26th year, a shit ton load of daily writing prompts and writing dares to use for National Novel Writing Month, 2025 edition! The Park Bench Method of Writing The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Paperpacks & Hardcover Editions on Amazon: Not sure what the series is about?  Check out  The Quaraun Series Prologue and Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post and Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers and How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out! to find out more about the plot and lore of the series. Not sure which story to start with? These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters: Absinthe Slushies: An Ode to Frozen Green Fairy Wine Bone Dice BoomFuzzy's Chowder Dilemma The Cellar's Forgotten Treasure Chaos in The Lighthouse - Shattered Panes, Shattered Minds The Cliff-Side Temple Control or Protection? A Dark and Stormy Night Drying Herbs Excited For The New Baby Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas The Golden Dragon Keys Herons in the Dunes If your ass ain’t freezing or your brains ain’t scrambled, you’re ain’t really trying Kiss Me Fuckin' Arse - Just Another Day in the Ice-Laced Ruins of The GodForsaken City Lens and Light Maintenance Macaroni and Cheese: A Creamy Pasta Dish Drenched in Melted Cheese, Often Topped with Breadcrumbs- It's Never That Easy A Map Worth More Than Gold The Morning After a Night of Teaching Wizards To Gather Magic With Cards Necromancer of the Parched Sands in the Desert of Diona Necromancy-A Day in the Life of a Bumbling Necromancer-Again Nightmare Nook Paddlewheel Maintenance The Phooka's Dragon School The Red Hakama Springtime by the River Spirit-Walk Slippers Sticky Rice, Bare Fingers, and Slippery Chopsticks The Sweet and Sour of Lemons The Terror Bird 3 Perspectives on an Apple The Valuable Mystery of the Talking Saloon Door and How We Nearly Got Shot Over Stale Tacos Vendetta over Vittles A Very Important Clump of Grass Wagers and Wiles in the Godforsaken City The Washer Woman & The Fae Weather Forecasting Stones You Never Know What Info You Might Pick Up in the Afterlife aka Quaraun's Near Death Experience (A NDE Fiction) Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started... ...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books: Abyssal Addlepated: Stupid and Confused All the roads are gone Alone Ancient Coin Hoard Unearthed Angry Ocean Waves at Sunset The Arrival The Art of Destroying a Human Village for Fun and Profit At the High Priest's Altar Back At The Tavern and Still No Shrimp The Bandits and the Pink Necromancer The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death The Beacon Room at the Top of the Black Tower Lighthouse The Beauty of a Silk Moth Hatching The Beginning of the End Bellicose: Warlike! Aggressive! Hostile! Beneath a crimson sky, the silk weaver wove pink silk. Beneath Malevolent Stars The Black Sock, Again Blizzard The Boat Fiasco The Book Burning Maggots, a You Can't Spell Hatred Without Red Hats BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House from Hell The Brownies & The Witch, or Why Faeries Don’t Wear Socks The Bumbling Pursuit of The Pink Necromancer Candied Nightmares The Candle Con in Ember Hollow The Candy Corn Unicorn Captured By The Lich Lord The Cast Iron Frying Pan Cattail Pollen Spaghetti with Wild "Oregano" A Chilly Light Drizzle Becomes Snowfall on the Shore Chocolate Bliss Chocolate in the Neon Shadows Christmas in 40th Century Dystopia Christmas With The Krampus Family The City of Death Clam Digging in the Rain The Clock Ticks Away Clotheslines, Games, and the Village Code Ghosts Comet Fall Snow Day Blitz Conundrum in the Bazaar Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries Crabapples in the Rain Cranberry Muffins The Crooked Dice The Crows Are Restless Crullers and Curses at Midnight The Curse of the Liquid Gold The Cursed Mirror Dangerous Tides {A Pink Necromancer Drabble Dozen, featuring Etiole} Dark Damp Basement A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest Deadly Shores of Noodle Beach The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness The Demonic Music Box Desolate Nostalgia on a Frozen Shoreline The Diamond Forest in the Bio Dome The Disbelief of Humans Discovering A Floating Castle Dismal Day at the Street Market The Doors' Dark Secret - A Wedding In A Zombie Apocalypse Dreams of Purple Pearls The Drunk Moon Elf Echoes of the Glass Forest Echoes of the Unseen An Eclipse in the Faerie Glen An Eclipse Looms Tonight An Eerie Discovery Eerie Symbols in the Snow The Egg That Was Not an Egg The Elf With Crippled Hands Ember Enable The Enchanted Map Encountering ghostly apparitions in the swamp Evil Eggplants Stalking Outside Evil McEvil of The Twirly Moustache Existential Crisis Perspectives - 3 Perspectives on an Existential Crisis Exploring the Swamp's Forgotten River A Fall in the River A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond 15 Drabbles About Being Transgender The First Flicker of Dawn Fishing in the Rain Five Ways To Save Money in Las Vegas Fizzy and Frigid A Flapdoodle Wizard’s Duel Fleeced for Fizz Fog & Peach Melba Toast After Last Night's Rain Footprints In The Sand Forest Kings and Their Antler Crowns The Fragrant Smoke of Flavoured Herbs Freshly Baked Sugar Cookies The Frilly Nest of Panic A Garden of Pink Chrysanthemums Get your hands off my dress! GhoulSpawn & The Cultists GhoulSpawn Said The Moon Don’t Laugh GhoulSpawn's Toasted Marshmallow Magic A Glass of Fresh Milk Gloom Blob of Doom: The Dreadful Dripping of the Doom Blob of Gloom Glumpish, Grumpy, Sullen, Gloomy Golden Field, Pink Glories The Golden Mask The Graveyard That Ate the Living The Great UnSeelie Court Swindlers He Always Comes Back Heirloom Tomatoes Help! He's trying to feed me! The Herd Approaches The Howl on Silent Moor How to Create a Literary Empire with Just Your Bum Poems How To Kill a Lich How to Hijack a Human Supply Train Without Getting Shot How to Overthrow an Entire Settlement Without So Much as Lifting a Finger I Need To Feel Safe Ignoramus — An Utterly Ignorant Crowd of Humans IkuTursu's Cursed Depths of the Swamp Where Pine Boughs Whisper Incandescent Shadows Over Driftwood Bay The Infected Survivor Inner Fortitude Insidious Love Invigorating Cool Air Iron Hooves and Burning Roads, Krampus on Wheels The Ivory Tower of Greed The Jar of Pickled Toes Jibber Jabber Ramblings by the Fire The Jolly Red Lich King Journey Through the Zombie-Infested Swamp on the Blue Monkey Judgement An Ode To The Lunatics Preaching The Rapture of September'25 Kelim and The Necromancer: Finding Finderu Kelim Meets Quaraun The Insane Lanterns Over the Faerie Glen Leaving Your Bed Messy Isn't Exactly the Apocalypse The Leprechaun of The Deep North A Lich's Lament For a Mortal Lover Growing Old A Lich's Reflections On Escaping The Swamp of Death The Lich's True Form Revealed The Lighthouse’s Glass-Eyed Horror The Lighthouse Keeper The Lighthouse That Leapt, Space Dock 13's First Jump Through Space The Long Road The Loot Tree Lord of the Hive Lost In The Forest of No Return-Trying To Find Directions The Lost Library and The Snowglobe The Lotus' Silent Prayer on the Sandy Shoreline Lover's Triangle Make tea and go for a rainy forest walk Maple Cotton Candy Served as a Topping on Vanilla Ice Cream A Market Day Disaster Market Day Weekend - Three Days In The Life of The Pink Necromancer Marsh Serenity Reflection Mayonnaise Meeting Mallac Melt, Ya Safe With Me The MerMan's Wrath Milkweed Meadow Mint, Madness, and Motor Parts The Mischief of the Purple Unicorn Misplaced Utensils and the Cascade of Confusion Monsters & Mayhem: How Black Tower Became Pink (8+ Parts) The Moon and The Drowned The Moon Goddess Laughs From The Rooftops The Moon That Hungers The Moon and The Mirror Morning Sickness at The Shattered Stein (TW: MPreg Yaoi) A Mysterious Door No Goldfish, Today? No Place for Birth The Noodle of Power Not Little Red Riding Hood Obsessive Love-Dangerous Love An Ode to My Shattered Sanity Ominous One River In Three Perspectives Open Grave An Ordinary Day A Path of Twisted Trees A Peaceful Night on the Tundra The Peaceful Shores of Noodle Beach Phantom Tides Pickling Perfection Pickles, Panic, & Permafrost The Picnic Pink Marabou Trimmed Rainbow Leg Warmers, a Purple Feathered Black Leather Codpiece, and an Emerald Green Overly Fluffy Scarf The Pink Necromancer's Deceitful Carpet Weave Pink Sheep, Cheesy Burritos, and The Grim Reality of Zombies Pliable Clay on the Potter's Wheel Pocket Lich Unleashed: Quaraun Murders Finderu Preparations for the Street Market of the GodForsaken City Psychotic Dead Things Quaraun's Beauty Makeovers Quaraun's Candle Business Quaraun's Irritable Day Quaraun and The Wandering Turtle City Quarreling Over the Last Slice of Pizza A Quiet Day on The Blue Monkey The Quiet Evening in the Pink Silk Tent A Quiet Evening In The Rain A Quiet Night on The River A Quiet Place To Sweep A Quiet, Relaxing Foot Rub The Rain-Drenched Alley Raining Cats & Dogs Readers vs Readers, What Really Makes a Reader, a Reader? Remove! The Return of ZooLock The River Boat Man-Woman The Sacred Pink Secret (TW: Mpreg Yaoi) Safety and Emergency System Activated. Please Being Calm Santa's Floating Dead Body Santa's Letter To Satan The Screaming Contest The Seagull Sea Slugs and Clam Chowder Bread Bowls Secret Meeting Hidden Behind Closed Doors Shadows on the Clam Flats Shipyard at Dusk The Silence of the Unseen Silks in the Snow The Singing Crabgrass Crabs — A Green Fairy Wine Tale A Sinister-Looking Stone Well Six Days Earlier The Snake's Prophecy of Doom Upon The Fractured Moon A Solitary Black Sock Spinning Dreams in Silk The Soul Eater Spacious Space Spooky Scary Skeletons - A Graveyard Waltz Stillness in the Garden's Chaos Stone Cakes for the Road Survival Preppers Of The Zombie Apocalypse The Swamp of Death The Tavern in the Faraway Town The Temple City of The Green Goddess, Where Every Street Has a Name The Terrifying Cliffs of Noodle Beach, featuring Etiole That Afternoon When Quaraun Got Stuck In a Crab Trap That Big Bad Darkness in His Heart A Threatening Letter Too Busy Cooking Lemon Tarts Toobe's Well-Prompted Apocalypse (A ChatBot Plans Global Domination) The Trade Caravan A Tumble In The River The Vacuous Tavern Fool Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup Wandering Merchant: The Trader’s Cryptic Goods (Part 2 of ShipYard At Dusk) What I Wish I Knew Before Not Becoming an Astrophysicist When a Government Tries to Cover Its Crimes Why the Sea is Salt A Winter Wizard Wishing For Lobster Rolls-Never Make Wishes In The Presence of Wizards WORMS! Wrath of the Sacred Pink JellyFish Yelling at the Snowstorm You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman You trust that nonsense over a map? Zombies Are Not the Worst Thing Here {TW: Love fucking wins} Zwodder: A Drowsy Stupid State of Mind Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above. FacebookXPinterestTumblrRedditWhatsApp ShareFacebookXPinterestTumblrRedditWhatsApp The Park Bench Method of Writing

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If anyone contacts you saying 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, is for sale, know that they are lying to you... it is my land, and it has been in my family since 1531... and the ONLY person whom has EVER gone around saying it is for sale, is a woman who the FBI believes to be the same woman who murdered my son.

My son is buried here, and the FBI believes she is trying to buy my land in order to destroy his grave and destroy evidence of his murder.

Since my son's murder November 14, 2013, every year dozens of real estate agent show up all with a story of a female developer who is offering them MILLIONS of dollars for my lot of land that is only 1/4 of an acre and is not big enough to develop.

When shown police sketches of my son's murderer, the real estate agents say "Yes, that's the woman who hired me to buy 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine", but then the woman disappears and the real estate agents never hear from her again... all contact information she gave them turns out to be fake.

The woman who murdered my son, is DESPERATELY trying to buy 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine... this is the woman to watch out for... and this is what she did:

Looking to find out more about my son's murder, that information is on these pages:

• How did the FBI get involved?

• Never Forget my son was murdered

• Do you know who this woman is? And no 146 Portland Ave is not for sale.

• Thoughts on Reborn Therapy Dolls After My Son's Murder

Answering the questions:
Can you give me links to the news reports of your son's murder? 
and
Why can't I find any news reports about this?

Maine has well over a thousand murder cases that have never been in the news.

I found this out after my son was murdered November 2013, and a year later I found out it had never been in the news, even though I was hounded for weeks by news people. I went to each of the over a dozen TV stations and newspapers whom had showed up at the hospital and asked why they had never published any report after all the trouble they had gone through to (in some cases illegally) het into the hospital to interview me.

in every case they said some version of "well, it just wasn't news worthy, there was nothing we could use to get views". Really? These were big news stations, channel 13, 6, 8, Portland Press Herald, Bangor Daily...

What exactly was it they claimed was "not news worthy"?

I'll tell you.

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. At Southern Maine Community College in the parking lot of The Buglight Art Studio beside the Spring Point Lighthouse.

I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Oh yeah, and I've been quadriplegic for 13 years.

oh yeah one more thing, same trio, they also found out where i lived in Old Orchard Beach and drove a backhoe over my house as well.

146 Portland Ave Old Orchard Beach, Maine... July 4, 2013 vs August 8, 2013

I have been homeless and quadriplegic for 13 years, and right now it's just a few weeks away from both my son's 14th birthday and the 14th anniversary of the day he was murdered, both of which happened the same day.

Explain to me what about any of that is "not newsworthy"?

I did find out WHY it was deemed not newsworthy. "it would negatively impact tourism" was their reason. The College at Fort Prebble is a tourist destination. The lighthouse at the college is a tourist destination. My house on Portland ave is situated on the primary road to the beach that is a tourist destination.

The news reporters explained to me that, they risked losing their jobs if they publicised "negative news" occurring in these sorts of tourist destination spots.

My son's murder wasn't in the news, because it might cause tourists to stop visiting that lighthouse. That was the reason the reporters gave me.

How often are there things not being reported on just so businesses don't lose tourist money?

How often does this happen? A lot, I've since found out. In trying to find other mothers of murdered children to interact with... I found five others JUST in Old Orchard Beach, whom the murders were not in the news, and all of them happened after my son's murder. I found 2 such mothers in Scarbourogh, their children's murders not in the news. I found over a dozen more in the Bar Harbore area, also all not in the news.

It's a very disturbing trend here in Maine, one that I never would have found out about had my own son not been murdered.

One thing's very clear: in Maine you can get away with murdering a child, if you do it in a big tourist location, because news stations REFUSE to report any crime occurring in tourist locations.

Fuck torists.

I don't give a shit about your precious tourist money.

My son was murdered and I want his killer found... and I am VERY displeased with the deplorable way news stations try to bury child murders in Maine, just to appease tourist funded businesses.

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