Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
40TH CENTURY DYSTOPIAN MAINE | COZY SWEET ROMANTASY | DARK FANTASY | ELVES & FAERIES & DEMONS & SHIFTERS | FURRY YAOI | GOTHIC LITERATURE | GYPSY MAIN CHARACTERS | INTERSEX CHARACTER | LGBTQAI+ FICTION | MARRIED GAY COUPLE | MINI STORY | Mpreg SERIES | POLY GAY ROMANCE | QUEER FICTION | SLICE OF LIFE | TRANSMAN CHARACTER | VIGNETTE | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE |
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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- A Culinary Catastrophe: The Cursed Tomato Soup 🌸🦄🌸🧿 {A Pink Necromancer 7 Part Drabble Serial}꧁✨🌸🔮🦄🔮🌸✨꧂
A Culinary Catastrophe: The Cursed Tomato Soup 🌸🦄🌸🧿
{A Pink Necromancer 7 Part Drabble Serial}꧁✨🌸🔮🦄🔮🌸✨꧂
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
A Culinary Catastrophe: The Cursed Tomato Soup
{A Pink Necromancer 7 Part Drabble Serial} 🦄🌸
Drabble 1: Quaraun’s Experiment
Quaraun hovered over the bubbling pot of tomato soup, deep in thought. Today, he would teach GhoulSpawn the delicate art of spellcasting.
The air smelled of tomato and herbs, a reminder of BoomFuzzy’s culinary prowess. He mixed a potion, hoping to enhance their spells. But in a moment of distraction, Quaraun fumbled, sending a small glass vial tumbling into the cauldron.
“Oh, no!” he gasped, watching it sink beneath the crimson surface.
GhoulSpawn’s eyes widened.
“Should we tell BoomFuzzy?”
Quaraun hesitated.
“What if it’s not harmful? Let’s… let’s wait and see.”
They exchanged anxious glances, the tension mounting between them.
Drabble 2: BoomFuzzy Enters
BoomFuzzy stepped into the kitchen, the aroma of his soup wafting around him like a warm hug. He noticed GhoulSpawn, ladle in hand, hovering suspiciously over the pot.
“What are ye doing, Goat?” he asked, his brows furrowing.
Before GhoulSpawn could stammer an explanation, BoomFuzzy’s instincts kicked in.
“Get away from my soup!”
He lunged forward, his voice booming like thunder.
Quaraun, with an alarmed squeak, grabbed GhoulSpawn’s arm and pulled him away from the cauldron.
“Ye two are always meddling! Let me cook in peace!” BoomFuzzy growled, shaking his head as they retreated, leaving him to stew in frustration.
Drabble 3: GhoulSpawn’s Worries
GhoulSpawn paced nervously, wringing his hands.
“What if the soup is cursed now?” he fretted. “BoomFuzzy could taste it, and what if he gets hurt? Or worse, what if he finds out and decides to curse us? He could turn me into a goat, or worse!”
His imagination ran wild, conjuring images of monstrous fates.
The idea of BoomFuzzy’s wrath sent shivers down his spine.
“We need to do something!”
He glanced at Quaraun, who appeared lost in thought.
“What if we distract him? Or find a way to fix it?”
GhoulSpawn bit his lip, anxiety gnawing at him.
“We are in trouble.”
Drabble 4: The Discovery
BoomFuzzy stirred the soup, curiosity piqued.
“What was The Goat looking for?”
He dipped the ladle deeper, scraping the bottom of the pot. As the ladle clinked against something solid, his heart raced.
Pulling it out, he gasped, revealing the potion bottle, glistening ominously in the soup.
Anger surged through him, overshadowing the delicious aroma.
“What in the name of all the Fae is this?” he thundered, storming from the kitchen. “Quaraun! GhoulSpawn! Get back here and explain yourselves!”
His voice echoed through the lighthouse, and the two mischief-makers exchanged panicked looks.
The soup was about to become a real problem.
Drabble 5: Quaraun’s Confession
Quaraun faced BoomFuzzy, his heart pounding.
“I… I was trying to teach GhoulSpawn spellcasting,” he stammered, glancing at GhoulSpawn, who squirmed under BoomFuzzy’s glare.
“We knocked things over, and the potion… it fell into the soup.”
Quaraun’s voice wavered with guilt.
“I thought it might enhance the flavour or something, but we — ”
BoomFuzzy’s expression hardened, a mix of disbelief and fury swirling in his silver eyes.
“Ye thought it would enhance it? A potion in me soup?”
Quaraun shrank back, realizing the gravity of their mistake.
“We thought it would be fine,” he murmured, the truth sinking in like a stone.
Drabble 6: The Ooze Monster
Suddenly, a loud gurgle erupted from the pot.
The soup bubbled violently, transforming before their eyes.
Thick, red-orange slime oozed over the edges, expanding and pulsating like a living creature. Tentacle-like appendages emerged, flopping over the counter, draping down like a grotesque curtain.
“What is happening?” GhoulSpawn yelped, stumbling backward.
Quaraun’s eyes widened in horror as the ooze monster glared at them with soulless eyes.
“This is not good!” he cried, his thoughts racing.
The once-comforting aroma of soup twisted into something foul, and the monster writhed, eager for freedom.
“We have to do something before it escapes!”
Drabble 7: A Cautious Release
BoomFuzzy glared at the slithering monster, then turned toward the cliffs below the lighthouse.
“It’s too dangerous to keep it here!” he declared.
GhoulSpawn hesitated, still eyeing the writhing ooze.
“Is it wise to let it go? What if it causes chaos?”
Quaraun stroked his chin, deep in thought.
“It seems less harmful than other monsters we’ve accidentally unleashed,” he countered.
BoomFuzzy sighed, rubbing his temples.
“Fine. Let’s set it free, but keep yer eyes open.”
Together, they pushed the ooze towards the cliff’s edge, the monster slithering away into the ocean’s depths.
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The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
40th Century Dystopian Maine | Absurdist | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Autistic protagonist | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bizzarro | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Character-driven worldbuilding | Character Study | Cosmic Horror | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Culinary Fiction | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Domestic Fiction | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | Evil Elves | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Exotic Alien Planets | Faerie King | Faeries | Family Saga | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Found Family | FrostPunk | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gothic Literature | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Main Characters | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Intersex Main Character | Isekai | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Magical Realism | Married Gay Couple | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Mini Story | MM Romance | MMM Romance | New Weird | Neurodivergent main character | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | Paranoid Fiction | Parallel Universe | Poly Gay Romance | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Soap Opera | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | SuperVillain PoV | Survivalism | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | Third-person limited | Time Travel | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Villain Main Characters | Vignette | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Why Choose - Poly Romance | Zombie Apocalypse | And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.