Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
 Transman Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and his husband King Gwallmaic (aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) King of The UnSeelie Court. Main characters of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer series.NEW: November 8, 2025: This website is a safe zone for LGBTQAI+, pagans, polies, furries, and BIOPIC communities. National Novel Writing Month 2025 is here, it's my 26th year of doing the challenge.
For those unaware: November is National Novel Writing Month, and traditionally, writers set aside the month to write 50k words in 30 days (which is 1,667 words a day for 30 days) towards a fiction novel draft. While the month is "novel writing month" (the month to write a fiction novel) writers of non-fiction and fiction formats other then novels also join the fun. There are many companies who hosts writing challenges and writing competitions, that you can join, or you can just do it on your own. Every year since 2004 I personally set aside the month of November to write 200k words in 30 days instead of 50k (so 6,666 words a day instead of 1,667). I've reached that goal for 23 out of 25 years. 2025 is my 26th year doing it. If you'd like to join one of the online groups, just do a Google/Bing/ChatGPT search for "novel writing month writing challenges" and you'll quickly find dozens going on. There's bound to be one that's right for you. For 2025 I will be tracking my progress via ProWritingAid's NovNov (Novel November).
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🌸🦄🌸 The following story is part of a long running Furry Yaoi MPreg Fiction series about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
It features a transman main character who is an often pregnant megalomaniac supervillain necromancer, married to an unhinged Faerie King.
This series was started September 23, 1978, and now spans 138 novels, 423 novellas, 500+ poems, and 3,000+ short stories. it celebrates it’s 50th, yes FIFTYITH! anniversary since the publication of it’s very first story (Friends Are Forever) on September 23, 2028!
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane — A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction
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- EelKat Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author & Art Car Designer
- Index of Pink Necromancer Fiction on Space Dock 13 (EelKat.com)
- A Quiet Morning with the Sound of Waves, Wind, and an Abundance of Fresh-Caught Fish
A Quiet Morning with the Sound of Waves, Wind, and an Abundance of Fresh-Caught Fish
A Pink Necromancer Fiction Short
LGBTQAI+ FICTION | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane | TransMan Main Character
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Domestic Lives of Dangerous Faeries - LGBTQAI+ Queer MPreg Cozy Fantasy Fiction w a F2M Elf Wizard, a Gay Faerie Chef, & a BiSexual Demon Time Traveller, Free To Read Online
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level, planet destroying, alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon megalomaniac super villain bumbling wizards, and their ship's crew (The UnSeelie Court) with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, started a zombie apocalypse, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but are never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other, to ever get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Seen in image:
- IMAGE 1: The Pink Necromancer, Thullid Infested Moon Elf silk weaver, travelling merchant, & Royal Court Mage of The UnSeelie Court: Quaraun Swanzen on Noodle Beach. With his unhinged temper, his 12 foot long prehensile, venomous jellyfish tentacle hair, his deadly laser wand, and his inability to stay sober long enough to cast a spell properly, he is the most feared being in the known universe. Quaraun is literally a Space JellyFish (A Thullid) whom has taken control of the corpse of a dead Elf.
In the year 2525, a comet struck the Moon. Now, in 40th century Maine, Earth is frozen, the Moon is fractured, and UnDead Lobsters are a serious problem. And then there's Quaraun: The Pink Necromancer. Most feared super villain on Earth. Possibly the galaxy. Maybe ever. But all he wants is tea, silk embroidery, and a calm evening in his lighthouse.
- IMAGE 2: Master Chef Phooka turned Lich King of The UnSeelie Court: King Gwallmaiic aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. He is king of the entire fucking planet. Defy him and he'll serve you as the main course of the next UnSeelie Court feast. The world's only known Unicorn, in his true form he is a tiny lilac coloured Shetland Pony with a gleaming silver horn. In his Lich form he is a blue crystal skeleton of a Friesian stallion.
BoomFuzzy, the Unicorn Lich King of the UnSeelie Court, is Quaraun's dead husband. Technically dead. Officially terrifying. Unofficially the best baker left in the apocalypse.
- IMAGE 3: The Satyr-like, mad scientist Sheep Demon: Gremorse Liore aka GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. He is Quaraun's apprentice, and fast becoming the most powerful wizard in the universe.
GhoulSpawn, their brilliant, baffled companion, fell through time from 1978 and never found the way home. Now he juggles tech repairs, running from zombies, and being madly in love with the two most dangerous men of the apocalypse.
- Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
- Not seen here: Toobe: a deceptively innocent looking tiny flying silver metal orb that hoovers around GhoulSpawn, giving science reports and scanning for dangers, Toobe is a sadistically insane sentient AI from thirteen thousand years in the future, who is the real brains behind the plot of global domination.
Original version:
A Quiet Morning with the Sound of Waves, Wind, and an Abundance of Fresh-Caught Fish
The calm of the morning was broken only by the soft sound of waves crashing against the shore. Quaraun stood at the window, his eyes watching the mist-covered ocean, feeling a strange peace settle in his chest. The lighthouse was perched just above the rocky coastline, the scent of salt air mixing with the warmth from the stove.
BoomFuzzy’s voice broke through the quiet.
“I’ve got breakfast ready. Fresh fish, just caught this morning.”
Quaraun turned, his eyes brightening.
“Ah, my favourite. You always know how to spoil me, Unicorn.”
GhoulSpawn leaned against the door frame, a mischievous grin on his face.
“You two and your fish. You’d think it was some sort of spell.”
“It might as well be,” Quaraun replied softly, smiling in contentment as he joined them at the table. The world beyond their door was harsh, but within these walls, they found sustenance, comfort, and love.
2025 ReWrite Expanded MPreg Version:
The Pink Necromancer’s Quiet Waves, Jellyfish Dreams, and the Unicorn’s Fishy Feast
The calm of the morning was broken only by the soft sound of waves crashing against the shore. Quaraun stood at the window, his icy blue eyes watching the mist-covered ocean, feeling a strange peace settle in his chest. His hand pressed against the swell of his belly, round and stretched, kits inside restless, kicking like trapped minnows.
He thought: Belly is ocean, ocean is belly, kits swimming in jelly tides, I am their sea.
Quaraun was full of strange thoughts like this, when he was full of kits waiting to be born.
The lighthouse perched just above the rocky coastline, its black walls slick with salt spray, iron creaking in the endless wind. The scent of salt air mingled with warmth from the stove, thick, fluffy, pink silk robes heavy with rose oil clinging to Quaraun’s shoulders, cane leaning against the wall beside him.
Steam curled from the kitchen, carrying clove and anise, BoomFuzzy’s signature scent always saturating everything, lilac and gingerbread clinging to the walls as much as the sea’s salt. The master chef was doing what he did best: cooking sumptuous delights for his family.
BoomFuzzy’s voice broke through the quiet, gravelly, thick with rough joy.
“I’ve got breakfast ready, JellyLove. Fresh fish, just caught this mornin’. Fuckin’ perfect silver darlins, Elf.”
Quaraun turned, his blue eyes with pink pupils brightening, his twelve foot long prehensile hair shifting around him, living tentacles reacting to his emotions.
“Ah, my favourite. You always know how to spoil me, Unicorn.” His voice echoed with mindless repetition, words looped. “Spoil me. Spoil me. Always spoil me. Spoil me nice. Spoil me lovely. Spoiling. Spoiling. But never spoiling the food. No never.”
"Ya being ya daft poetic echo self, today, eh, JellyLove?"
"Yes. The kits are resting and I am not hurting."
GhoulSpawn leaned against the door frame, green velvet coat heavy with dampness, from the heavy fog. His wooly digitigrade legs, covered with golden wool dripping onto the floor. The big Satyr-like Sheep Demon smelled of wet sheep and ozone, tangling with the brine of the sea. A tell tale sign that he had once again been doing his scatterbrained science experiments out by the tidal pools again. A mischievous grin twisted his lips.
“You two and your fish. You’d think it was some sort of spell.” His gold pleco pupiled eyes flicked from Quaraun’s pregnant belly to the steaming fish BoomFuzzy had just laid on the table. “Careful. High sodium content. Might trigger early labour.”
Quaraun’s eye twitched.
“Math goat speaks of math."
"I'm a Sheep."
"Sheep. Goat. Goat. Sheep." Quaraun shuffled through the two words as if he could not decide which to say. "Sheep-Goat always calculates. Goat-Sheep fears salt. Sheep-Goat fears numbers.”
"It's just Sheep," GhoulSpawn said.
Quaraun's jellyfish-hair rustled, shifting with his mood, a thousand thin tentacles whispering against his warm pink silk, whispering against air.
“It might as well be,” Quaraun replied softly, almost dreamily, smiling in contentment as he joined them at the table. His movements were slow, deliberate, each step dragging, cane tapping, weight pulling him down.
The kits pressed outward, and he thought of whales:
"Whales, whales, belly whale, full of whales, fish inside me, fish outside me, all fish, all waves," the old Moon Elf muttered.
"Ah, ya having one of ya delirium days, eh?" BoomFuzzy said
"Am I?"
"aye."
"How can you tell?"
"Ya not making much sense."
"Oh."
BoomFuzzy pulled out Quaraun’s chair, grinning, beard dripping sea water, silver eyes glinting.
“Sit yerself, JellyBrains. Sit wi’ me. Let me feed ye, aye? Ye need tae keep strong fer the kits. No weak wee Elf spawnin’ in me lighthouse.”
"It is MY lighthouse," Quaraun corrected. "I am the lighthouse keeper. You are king of the UnSeelie Court."
"Aye, Love. Ya mind with us enough to get that much correct." His hand slid over Quaraun’s hip, squeezing, lingering. “I’ll keep ye full. Full o’ fish. Full o’ me. Full o’ everythin’. Here is YOUR lighthouse.”
Quaraun lowered himself into the seat, silk rustling, cane clattering against the table leg.
The smell of fried fish filled his nose, sharp and clean, salt on his tongue before he even ate. Rose scent from his own skin clashed with the rich, lilac-heavy scent of BoomFuzzy's dreadlocks, and the earthy wet sheep musk of GhoulSpawn, a riot of smells, overwhelming, yet comforting.
He closed his eyes, let the sound of waves crashing below the cliff echo inside his skull. The lighthouse shook faintly, as if giant tentacles pressed against the rocks, reminding them of the monsters that roamed Vesonta’s seas.
Quaraun whispered aloud:
"The waves breathe, the sea breathes, the sea is lungs, my lungs, the kits lungs, we drown, we breathe, drown breathe drown breathe. I need to feel safe. I need to keep my kits safe. Unicorn! You must keep us safe!"
"Aye. I will, Love. Ya can count on me for that." BoomFuzzy laughed, slamming a plate of fish down in front of him. “For now Love it be time to eat. Ya eating for a dozen or so, now, eh?"
"We have fish?" Quaraun asked looking at the plate.
"Aye. Fuckin’ fresh. Still wrigglin’. Still bleedin’. Straight from the sea tae yer plate. Eat, lad, eat, fer the wee ones. They’re kickin’ fer fish, eh?” He pressed his palm to Quaraun’s belly, feeling the kits stir. “See? They ken what they want.”
Quaraun smiled faintly, pink painted lips twitching.
“Yes. They know. They know before I know. They are hungry. They are alive.” His voice dropped into a Vincent Price whisper. “And I am their mother. Their sea. Their keeper. Lord of Twilight Manor, Lord of fish, Lord of kits.” His hair twined around his own neck, around his wrists, curling in a prayer motion. “I pray. I feed. I keep. I weave. Silk for them. Fish for them. All for them.”
BoomFuzzy kissed Quaraun.
GhoulSpawn snorted, folding arms over his damp chest.
“You two are disgusting. This is just breakfast. Fish and math. Calories and protein. Nutrients calculated per bite. You turn it into ritual. You turn it into madness.”
Quaraun opened his eyes, staring at him.
“It is ritual. It is madness. Madness is ritual. Ritual is madness. I am mad. I am ritual. I am fish. JellyFish. I am the Scared Pink JellyFish, mother of many, friend to all. As long as they are not Human.”
BoomFuzzy cackled, reaching over to slap Quaraun’s ass, silk and all.
“Aye, JellyBrains, that’s my sweet fuckin’ lunatic. Mad fer fish. Mad fer silk. Mad fer me.”
"You are the Elf Eater. And I am the Elf who loves you."
"Aye, Love." BoomFuzzy leaned close, anise breath thick, lips brushing Quaraun’s ear. “Eat yer fish or I’ll eat ye.”
Quaraun picked up his fork, delicate hands trembling, nails painted rose-pink, rings flashing in the stove light. He pierced the fish, oily flesh flaking, steam rising. He ate, slow, eyes closing, drowning in flavour, in scent, in texture.
Kits squirmed inside, pressing, rolling, hungry.
Fish in. Fish out. Fish in. Kits swim.
The world beyond their door was harsh shadows creeping through forests, Faerie Trees waking, Terror Birds shrieking, but within these walls, they found sustenance, comfort, and love.
A black lighthouse on a cliff, a Necromancer, a Unicorn, a Sheep Demon. Fish and silk and madness.
Quaraun thought:
Let the world drown.
Let the trees walk.
Let shadows eat.
We have fish.
We have silk.
We have kits.
We have madness.
And that is enough.
Achievements Unlocked:
- Fishy Feast – Eat breakfast without summoning sea monsters
- Whale Belly – Endure morning kits-kicking chaos
- Goat Math Overload – Survive nutritional calculations at the table
- Jellyhair Prayer – Perform tentacle-hair ritual mid-meal
- Unicorn Seduction – Lose focus when BoomFuzzy whispers threats
- Silk-Stained Breakfast – Spill rose-scented oil on pink robes
- Ritual Madness – Turn fish into religion
- Domestic Apocalypse – Find peace inside, chaos outside
Moral of the Story: Even on a nightmare planet, a fried fish breakfast with your Lich husband tastes like survival.
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Quaraun and BoomFuzzyThe Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
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🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
#OwnVoices - Gypsy Characters Written by Gypsy Author | 40th Century Dystopian Maine | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | Absinthe | Absurdist/Absurdism | Accidental Incantation | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Author is not White | Autistic Main Character | Autistic protagonist | Be Careful What You Say | Be Careful What You Wish For | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bisexual Relationships | Bizzarro | Black Characters | Blind Characters | Bumbling Wizards | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Ceremonial Magic | Character Studies | Character Study | Character-driven worldbuilding | Characters Are Not White | Comical Overreacting | Cosmic Horror | Counter Culture Lifestyle | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Cthulhu Mythos | Culinary Fiction | Cursed Magic Items | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Dark Romance | Deal with the Devil | Demonic Contracts | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Disguised as Male | Domestic Fiction | Driven to Suicide Themes | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Dystopian 40th Century Maine | Elderly Main Character | Eldritch Horror | Eldritch Horrors | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Evil Elves | Evil Faeries | Evil NonHuman Main Characters Gleefully Killing Humans | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Existentialism | Exotic Alien Planets | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | F2M Transgender MC | Faerie King | Faeries | Fairy Devilmother | Fairy Tales ReTold | Family Saga | Fantasy drug use | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Forgot About His Powers | Found Family | Frost Punk | FrostPunk | Furries | Furry Fiction | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gay Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gay Harem Romance | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Gay/M-M-M Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gets Easily Lost | Ghost Stories | Glass Canon Wizards | Gothic Horror | Gothic Literature | Gothic Romance | Green Fairy Wine | Grimmification | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Gypsy Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Gypsy Main Characters | Hand Wave Logic | Haunted Lighthouses | He's a Damsel In Distress | Homeless Main Characters | Hookah Smoking | Horned | Humanoid | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Ice Age Punk | Intersex Main Character | Intersex/Transgender Main Character | Interspecies Romance | Isekai | Jackass Genie | Jerkass | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | LGBTQAI+ Fiction | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Lich Lords | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Literal Genie | Literary Fiction | Little Bit Beastly | Lovecraftian Cultists | Lover's Triangles | LSD Use | Lythande FanFiction | Macabre | Mage Tower | Magic Items | Magical Homeless Person | Magical Realism | Magically-Binding Contract | Married Gay Couple | Melodrama | MerMen | Mini Story | Minor Injury Overreaction | Mix-and-Match Critters | MM Romance | MMM Romance (yes, M-M-M Romance, 3 Ms, not 2 - Poly Romance) | MMM Romance | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Nautical Fiction | Necromancers | Neurodivergent main character | New Weird | No Sense of Direction | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | One of the Primary Characters is the Ghost of a Suicide Victim and talks of his Suicide Often | Opium Use | Our Liches Are Different | Parallel Universe | Paranoid Fiction | Pastoral Fiction | Pastoral Poetry | Poke in the Third Eye | Poly Gay Romance | Poly Romance - Why Choose | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Powerful, but Incompetent | Prefers Going Barefoot | Prehensile Hair | Prehensile Tail | Psychological Melodrama | Queer Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Queer Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | Read the Fine Print | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Reverse Harem | Road Trip Fiction | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Self-Harm (Cutting, and deliberate drug overdose) | Shifter Romance | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Slipstream Fiction | Soap Opera | Sold His Soul for a Donut | Sometimes there is a fuckingly liberal use of the fucking word Fuck for no fucking reason other than to say fuck as many fucking times as fuckingly possible | Soul Contracts | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | Suicidally depressed characters | Suicide References | Super Villian MC | Superpower Lottery | SuperVillain PoV | Surrealism | Survivalism | Sweet Romance | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | The Bad Guy Wins | The Drifter | There is a thing in the series called The Alien Bible - it is the Christian Bible rewritten by aliens, some readers found this upsetting as well | There is a zombie apocalypse going on and lots of historical figures make cameo appearances as zombies, including Zombie Jesus - this seems to frequently upset readers so yeah here's a warning for that | Third-person limited | Thruple/Trio Relationships | Time Travel | Too Dumb to Live | Transgender Characters Who Live In Biddeford, Maine | Transgender Characters Who Live In Old Orchard Beach, Maine | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | Transman MPreg Yaoi | Unmarried Live-In Lovers | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Vignette | Villain Main Characters | Voodoo Fiction | Walking the Earth | Wandering Wizard | Wasteful Wishing | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Whatevermancy Magic Systems | While there are no sex scenes, characters often talk of their sex lives in dialogue conversations and are known to use crude words when doing so | Why Choose - Poly Romance | World’s Strongest Man | Yaoi | Zombie Apocalypse | And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
- If you are unfamiliar with the definition of what any of those genres are, they are all listed on the Wikipedia website.
And this series heavily features/makes use of the following tropes:
- Accidental Incantation | Be Careful What You Say | Be Careful What You Wish For | Ceremonial Magic | Comical Overreacting | Deal with the Devil | Demonic Contracts | Demons | Disguised as Male | Driven to Suicide Themes | Eldritch Horrors | Evil Elves | Evil Faeries | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | F2M Transgender MC | Fairy Devilmother | Forgot About His Powers | Found Family | Furries | Gets Easily Lost | Grimmification | Hand Wave Logic | Haunted Lighthouses | Horned Humanoid | Jackass Genie | Jerkass | Literal Genie | Little Bit Beastly | Lovecraftian Cultists | Mage Tower | Magical Homeless Person | Magically-Binding Contract | MerMen | Minor Injury Overreaction | Mix-and-Match Critters | Necromancers | No Sense of Direction | Our Liches Are Different | Poke in the Third Eye | Powerful, but Incompetent | Prefers Going Barefoot | Prehensile Hair | Read the Fine Print | Sold His Soul for a Donut | Super Villian MC | Superpower Lottery | The Bad Guy Wins | The Drifter | Too Dumb to Live | UnSeelie Court | Walking the Earth | Wandering Wizard | Wasteful Wishing | Whatevermancy Magic Systems | World’s Strongest Man |
- If you are unfamiliar with the definition of what any of those tropes are, they are all listed on the Tv Tropes website.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
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