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🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. đŸŒ¸đŸŚ„đŸŒ¸

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Glimmer in the BioDome 

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story 

Series Trigger Warnings:

 * Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover

 * Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man

 * Furry Yaoi 

 * Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.

 * Transman Mpreg

Not all things appear in all stories. 

Series Heat Level:

 * Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon

 * Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange

 * Novels: Orange, Lemon

What is the series about?

It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.

It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

Glimmer in the BioDome

“Why da fuck we growin’ peaches if ya call it a plum orchard?”

BoomFuzzy spat a pit. Smacked Quaraun’s ass as he passed.

“That was a plum,” Quaraun muttered.

“Weren’t no plum,” BoomFuzzy said, licking sticky juice off his thumb. “That was a peach. Fuzzy like me balls.”

“Unicorn...”

“What?” Big dumb grin. Full mouth. He chewed like a goat. “Ain’t I right?”

“You are disgusting.”

“Fuck yeah I am.” He tossed another fruit in the basket. “Disgustin’ly delicious.”

Quaraun leaned back against the stained-glass trunk.

Fake tree.

Real fruit.

BioDome did not care for rules.

Grew whatever he told it to.

Not natural.

Not normal.

Not right.

But beautiful.

Everything glimmered.

Light bled through the coloured glass overhead. Reds. Golds. Green and blue and some fucked-up amber that made the air feel drunk. Not warm.

Not cold.

Wrong season.

Winter outside, always.

Summer in here.

Quaraun dragged fingers through his jellyfish hair. Tangled. Sticky. Pollen stuck to it. His pink silk robes bunched around his thighs. He plucked a leaf off his ankle.

BoomFuzzy jumped down from the branch. Landed with a thud. Plum bounced out the basket. Rolled. Hit Quaraun’s foot.

“You alright, JellyBean?” he asked.

“Always.” Quaraun popped a fruit in his mouth. Bit it. “This is not a peach.”

“Sure it is.”

“It tastes like soap.”

“You taste like soap.”

“You make the soap.”

“Damn right I do.” BoomFuzzy shoved a whole plum in his mouth. Talked through it. “I make tha soap. I make tha fudge. I make ya moan. I do it all, PumpkinMuffin.”

“Must you?”

“I must.”

“Must what?”

GhoulSpawn. Meek voice. Stepping between trees. Dust on his cloven hooves. Plum juice on his chin.

“Must be a pain in the ass,” Quaraun muttered.

“Must love ya,” BoomFuzzy said, spinning him around, grabbing his hips. “Me sweet wee jelly-fuckin’-Elf. Lookit ya, sittin’ there like a damn Faerie queen in a fruit salad.”

“You are embarrassing.”

“You love it.”

Quaraun did not respond. Because it was true.

GhoulSpawn dumped a crate. Sat down. Wiped sweat off his brow with his sleeve.

“Noodle Beach is flooded.”

“No shit,” BoomFuzzy said. “Told ya not to build the fuckin’ orchard right over the ice shelf. Told ya the geothermal pipes don’t reach that far.”

“I thought it would be fine—”

“Ya thought with yer dick.”

“I do not think with—” GhoulSpawn stopped himself. “Never mind. I don’t care if you are the King of the UnSeelie Court. I refuse to stoop to your level of childishness.”

BoomFuzzy popped another plum in his mouth. Juice dripped down his beard.

“Ya got balls, lad. But not a lick o’ sense.”

“Can we not argue?” Quaraun asked. “It is peaceful. I want to be peaceful.”

BoomFuzzy grinned.

“Peaceful don’t last in this fuckin’ world, Sweet Cheeks.”

BoomFuzzy slapped Quaraun's ass again.

Quaraun closed his eyes.

“Still. I want it.”

GhoulSpawn pulled out a small silver orb. Toobe. The AI shimmered blue. It hummed, scanning.

“Temperature rising in quadrant C. Mould forming on the southeast glass panel.”

“Fuckin’ hell,” BoomFuzzy muttered. “Again?”

“You never fixed it.”

“Didn’t wanna fix it.”

“You said it would explode if we didn’t—”

“Still might.” BoomFuzzy licked plum juice from his hand. “Adds excitement.”

“Unicorn, please.” Quaraun reached up. Took his hand. “Sit. Be still.”

BoomFuzzy plopped down. Cross-legged.

“Fine.”

GhoulSpawn stared at them.

“You two ever just… be normal?”

“No,” Quaraun said.

“Fuck no,” BoomFuzzy added. “Why would I want to be normal?”

“You tried once,” GhoulSpawn said. “Remember the garden party?”

“Do not mention that,” Quaraun said, voice flat.

“Still got blood on the hydrangeas,” BoomFuzzy chuckled.

“Not my fault,” Quaraun muttered. “That woman insulted my silk.”

“She called it gaudy.”

“She said pink was for girls.”

“She weren’t wrong.”

“I am a girl.”

“Aye,” BoomFuzzy said. “But she ain’t know that. Prancing around calling yourself he and him, pretending to be men folk, how were she ta know ya got a cunt?”

“Uinicorn...”

“What?”

“You know what.” Quaraun rolled his eyes. “Still. She deserved it.”

“Damn right she did.”

“Did not need to explode, though.”

“Didn’t not need to explode.” BoomFuzzy shrugged. “Ain’t no party without a lil’ boom boom, eh?”

“You always provide the booms.”

“Aye. They don’t call me BoomFuzzy for not’in.”

GhoulSpawn groaned.

“God, I live with lunatics.”

“We are not lunatics,” Quaraun said.

“We’re fuckin’ mad kings,” BoomFuzzy corrected.

“Kings of fruit and nonsense,” GhoulSpawn said pouting.

“And blood,” Quaraun added.

“And love,” BoomFuzzy said, quieter now.

“I miss the 1970s,” GhoulSpawn said.

Quaraun turned his head. The glimmer hit BoomFuzzy’s goggles just right. Lit his whole face. Made him glow. Grey dreads. Deep dark chestnut skin. Silver eyes. Unicorn heart. Dead soul.

Quaraun loved him too much.

Scared him sometimes.

“I love you,” Quaraun said.

BoomFuzzy kissed him.

“Course ya do.”

GhoulSpawn coughed.

“Can you not do that while I’m—"

BoomFuzzy kissed Quaraun again.

“Do it more ‘cause you’re here, lad.”

“You are cruel.”

“Ya love me cruel.”

Quaraun smiled.

“I do.”

They sat in silence.

Plum trees whispering.

BioDome humming.

Air warm, but not real. Nothing outside was like this.

Outside was death. Cold. Teeth. Wind.

Here—there was glimmer.

Glimmer and sugar and fruit and lips.

BoomFuzzy leaned into Quaraun.

“Wanna fuck in the orchard?”

“No.”

“Ain’t say no like ya mean it.”

GhoulSpawn stood.

“I’m going to fix the flood.”

“Take the orb,” Quaraun said.

"Com'on, Toobe."

Toobe whirred. Floated after him.

BoomFuzzy kissed Quaraun’s neck.

“He gone now.”

“I know.”

“No excuses now.”

“I am sticky.”

“I like sticky.”

Quaraun sighed.

“Fine.”

BoomFuzzy laughed.

Outside, the world froze.

Inside, it glimmered.


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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series

🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. đŸŒ¸đŸŚ„đŸŒ¸

  • eBook Editions from this series can be found on: GumRoad
  • Kindle, eBook, Print Paperback, & full colour illustrated Hardcover Editions from this series can be found on: Amazon

Meet The Characters

Links To The Quaraun Stories Can Be Found Listed Here

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You can find even more about Quaraun novels, novellas, novelettes, short stories, poems and drabbles at these locations:

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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.

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Books By Wendy Christine Allen
Currently Available on Amazon Kindle:

Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

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And GumRoad:


Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad

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On Medium:

An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium

(NOTE: a $5 or $15 per month paid subscription required to access stories on Medium)

On Vocal:

Index of the Quaraun short stories on Vocal

On Notd:

Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on Notd

On OnlyFans:

Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on OnlyFans

(NOTE: a $4.99 per month paid subscription required to access stories on OnlyFans)

Pink Necromancer Merch: On CafePress:

An Index of the Quaraun Merch on CafePress

Pink Necromancer Merch: On Zazzle:

Index of the Quaraun Merch on Zazzle

Not Quaraun:
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