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What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life.

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles, 30+ non-fiction books, a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizzaro Tales set in Medieval Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring Elf and Faerie main character.  

My non-fiction topics include local history (particularly paranormal events), gardening, sewing, doll making, painting, SEO, and of course the bulk of my work has been devoted to teaching young writers how to get started on the path of becoming a career author. 

I am also a Voodoo Priestess rank of Medsen Fey. I do readings, spell castings, curses, and exorcisms for clients. I'm also a Ceremonial High Magic Necromancer. I trained under the Hebrew Enochain Kabbalist Etiole de bleu de Azure Swanzen, famed for his ability to call up Devs, Ghuls, Daemons, and Djinn, the terror of Maine known mostly for his deadly 7 Year Retribution Curses and Mirror Box Wanga Death Spells. I was his apprentice for 37 years and have now taken over for him.

Every day of my life has been recorded online since 2003.

Since 2016, after multiple death threats, 2 murder attempts, the kidnapping of my cats, and the bombing of my house... on orders of the FBI Agent in charge of the case - I now have a video camera on me and recording 24 hours a day. This will continue until the criminal is caught and locked away in prison where they belong. If you don't want to be featured on my website, then don't be a part of my life, because you WILL find your name, face, email, and home address posted here if you force your way into my life.


This site started out on August 17, 1997 (breaking off of a Yahoo Group started in 1996), under the name "Space Dock 13", as the "Ask EelKat" advice column for writers. It's original purpose was simply for an author (me) to answer questions anyone had about writing short stories and novels. Today 20 years later, I still answer questions sent to me, though, I now receive an average of 2,000 questions a day, meaning it's no longer possible for me to answer every question I receive.

This site's one goal, is still today, as it was when it started: to help young writers get started on the road to becoming published authors.

In 2003, one reader suggested that the best way they could think of, for an author to show people looking to get started in a writing career, what an author's daily life was like, would be to start a blog daily chronalizing every daily activity that effected my writing career.

With that suggestion in mind EK's Star Log was born, and is still active today, 9,772 blog posts later.

On September 23, 2013, we changed urls to EelKat.com, and began the long process of moving all the articles off the old url to this new one. As of June 19, 2017, a little over 2,000 pages have now been transferred here to the new url.


Because I kept adding to it and it got very long, too long for the front page, the rest of the What is this site? answer is now on it's own page.



You can find out more about EelKat here, including my answers to more of your questions.




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  20. [NSFW] Writing The Sex Scenes In Crude Yaoi Monster Porn
  21. Creating Character Profiles | EelKat's Guide For Fantasy Authors
  22. Writing Dares Random Generator
  23. Defining Types of Magic Users | EelKat On Writing Fantasy Novels
  24. The Saco River Curse | Paranormal Maine History
  25. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  26. Writing Dialogue: On the abuse of action tags
  27. How to write a Fantasy novel with Elves and Wizards that is not LOTR
  28. EelKat's Guide To Writing Monster Porn | The Kboards Article Reprint
  29. Writing Demisexual Characters | EelKat on Character Creation
  30. Increasing Word Count Without Fluff
  31. Building a Magical System: A Questionnaire | Magic In Quaraun's Universe
  32. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  33. Choosing Story Topics When Writing Short Stories
  34. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  35. Noses, Penis Piercings, And Rapunzel Hair | Writing Character Descriptions
  36. Random Generators Writing Prompts Bizarro
  37. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  38. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  39. Defeating Overpowered Wizards | Writing Fantasy Novels
  40. Making Readers Feel Emotion Over Character Death | EelKat on Writing
  41. No goldfish, today? | GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover
  42. How Long is 50,000 Words? | EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo
  43. How many words a day? What do you mean?
  44. How To Write A Novel: Question Everything Before Putting It In Your World
  45. Meet The Scottish Travellers
  46. My Editing Process: How My Novels Go From Draft To Publication
  47. How profitable is each novel volume of your series?
  48. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  49. Absurdist Fiction - Getting Started
  50. Do You Use A System of Power Scaling Your Wizards? | Writing Fantasy
  51. On Being A Writer With Agoraphobia & PTSD + NaNoWriMo & Feuding Gypsies
  52. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach
  53. Write for readers, not for robots
  54. Fantasy Names From Real World Cultures | EelKat on Character Creation
  55. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  56. Things People Say to, or Ask of an Author
  57. How To Get Traffic: The Secret Behind My Super Long Mega Pages
  58. Scripts VS Novels: A Look At Writing Dialogue
  59. Writing For Fun vs Writing For Money
  60. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is Quaraun?
  61. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  62. Writing An Autistic Character
  63. You Can't Write Hate Crimes Against Gay Men? LGBTQA+ Tropes
  64. 2-3 Posts a Day Is Crazy? | EelKat on Content Marketing
  65. How To Create Lovecraftian Style Alien and Demon Languages For Your Novel
  66. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is GhoulSpawn?
  67. Re: Facebook Algorithm Changes - Some Thoughts on FB In 2018
  68. Tom Addams & The Warrior's Forum
  69. Creating Character Profiles #1 - Do I Know My Characters?
  70. Gypsy Veiling - Hijab Head-covering - Dupatta Modesty | Gypsy Interview
  71. On Writing Yaoi: Crude Adult Comedy & Why It's NOT Erotica
  72. Alone | Ties That Bind Us | Dark Fantasy Novel | Free Chapters To Read Online
  73. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  74. Americans Don't Want Diverse Books - We Need Diverse Books: A Rant
  75. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  76. Creating Character Profiles | Meet The Characters | Who Is BoomFuzzy?
  77. NaNoWriMo Typing Speed Chart: How long does it take to write 1667 words?
  78. Have you considered becoming a content writer?
  79. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  80. Writing Controversial Books: Political Correctness & White Supremacists
  81. The Best Eisbrecher Music Videos | My Favourite YouTubers
  82. Writing Gypsies & Nomads In Fantasy Fiction
  83. Writing Genderfluid Characters | EelKat on Character Creation
  84. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  85. [NSFW] Pink is For Penis... or What the Heck? Why Is Everything Pink?
  86. Writing Scenic Descriptions: Knowing what to include when describing the surroundings of a scene
  87. Creepy Statues On Pinterest
  88. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  89. How can a violent Elf-hater develop feelings for an Elf?
  90. Health Updates (ALS, Parkinson's, Tendonitis, and More)
  91. Are Bad Reviews Good For You?
  92. How can I finish the book I'm writing when I keep getting too many ideas?
  93. Do these books continue? What order should I read them in? | Quaraun FAQs
  94. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  95. How to Write A Kiss
  96. The Summoner of Darkness - Chapter Index - Quaraun the Insane
  97. Need help writing characters of color | EelKat on racist white readers
  98. The Valley of the Katopas | Into The Swamp of Death (novel excerpt)
  99. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  100. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt GOTY | Completionist Run: Episode 01
  101. Quaraun Series Income & Sales Figures | EelKat's Guide To Writing Monster Porn
  102. There is no Mournful Lamb Inn | Into The Swamp of Death (novel excerpt)
  103. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  104. Tired of people who don’t care. :( Tired of the harassment. :(
  105. Prologues: Good? Bad? Ugly? My Thoughts on Why I Hate Prologues
  106. Twighilight Not Twilight
  107. Reading Response: A Negro Speaks of Rivers by Langston Hughes
  108. Video Interviews with The Gypsies From The Thinner Movie
  109. The Best Feuerschwanz Music Videos My Favourite YouTubers
  110. Trespassing Vandals - Hate Crimes In Old Orchard Beach
  111. Summoner of Darkness: Corsets, Elves, and Undead Faeries (yaoi)
  112. The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain Dark Fantasy Novel Read Online
  113. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  114. Weak Ass D&D Wizards, OP Fantasy Mages, & Real World SoothSayers
  115. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  116. Welcome Autumn Theme Graphics by Ana Terium of Dark & Light Graphics
  117. The February 20, 2015 Update - SAY NO TO CYBER BULLIES!
  118. What are the best keywords to use?
  119. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  120. What are the chances of being able to live off of writing books?
  121. Twerking Dragons: The Joys Of Writing A Novel With A Voice Recorder
  122. How To Write A Novel: In what order do you create your world?
  123. Waiter, There's A Head In My Soup | The Journey Begins | Free Chapters
  124. UFO & Alien Abduction Art by EelKat - Canvas Reproductions of Originals
  125. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  126. Branding Yourself While Avoiding The Scams | EelKat On Content Writing
  127. Writing Dares - Prompts Random Generator For Fantasy Novelists & DMs
  128. What makes a strong male lead? | EelKat on Character Creation
  129. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  130. What do you look for in a YouTube Let's Play?
  131. Book of Shadow Pages | ScrapBooking Papers | Art by EelKat
  132. Writing A Nervous Character's Dialogue | Character Creation | Novel Writing Tips
  133. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)
  134. Hiding in the Shadows: Gypsies - The Side Effects of Prejudices
  135. Top 25 Clichés in YA novels (A NaNoWriMo Post)
  136. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  137. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  138. Do you need a product or service to gain revenue or are CPM ads enough?
  139. Giving Your Characters Flaws and Goals | EelKat on Character Creation
  140. An Author Website - Why Have One? - Some Random Thoughts
  141. Quaraun & Autism In Fantasy Novels
  142. In Black Tower | Ties That Bind Us | Dark Fantasy Novel
  143. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  144. How do you make your story longer? | NaNoWriMo - Reaching 50k
  145. Age Difference In Marriage: The Fiction VS The Reality | Novel Writing Tips
  146. Is $2K - $5K monthly income reasonable to expect from an SBI website?
  147. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: Writing Clinical Insanity Accurately
  148. Is Quaraun gay? | Quaraun FAQs
  149. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
  150. Are in-laws family? | On Writing Gypsies | Character Creation
  151. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  152. Is it true the language is crude? | Quaraun FAQs
  153. Random Generator Fantasy Characters
  154. How does a bestselling book become a bestseller?
  155. The Best Rob Zombie Music Videos | My Favourite YouTubers
  156. Just Write!
  157. Should I aim for word counts or hours written?
  158. The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire
  159. Life As A YouTuber: How To Earn An Income From Making Videos
  160. Why Are The Quaraun Books Rated M18+
  161. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Going North To Head South
  162. How Do You Pick Your Character Names?
  163. Lives Destroyed:Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  164. How long does it take characters to fall in love? | Writing Romance
  165. Level of Reality
  166. I've everything but a kitchen sink. Wait, how'd that sink get in my pocket?
  167. Love Lust Madness
  168. Lord Sesshomaru VS Historical Accuracy
  169. Does Your Site Need An Site Map? | SEO for Authors
  170. Maine UFO Sightings
  171. Moon Elf Society | Fantasy Worldbuilding & Character Creation
  172. Magic Systems and How to Build Them | Writing Fantasy Books
  173. YouTube Videos by EelKat Wendy C Allen
  174. How I Came to Host My Site on SBI
  175. 25 fantasy writing prompts
  176. What will a traveler encounter on the roads in your world?
  177. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  178. Do Christians believe that atheists worship devils?
  179. Getting Started With YouTube Gaming Let's Plays
  180. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  181. Lost In a Space That Isn't There: Santa's Letter To Satan
  182. Are old AD&D adventures still any use to current players?
  183. My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  184. Make writing easier to read for ESL readers | Gypsy Advice For Authors
  185. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  186. RE: Some questions for bloggers who get 25k+ pageviews a month.
  187. The Enchanted Map | The Journey Begins | Dark Fantasy Novel | Free Chapters
  188. Summoner of Darkness: The Demon Cultists and The Coming of The Darkness
  189. The Journey Begins Dark Fantasy Yaoi Novel Free Chapters To Read Online
  190. How I Discovered The Warrior's Forum
  191. What number of continents are in your fantasy world? | EelKat on WorldBuilding
  192. Summoner of Darkness: The Hostess Twinkie Aisle at Biddeford Wal-Mart
  193. Writing Prompts Syndrome?
  194. Rhino Links Wiki Hijacking Scam - What is it? How it's done and why.
  195. Cat Heads Nailed To Door, House Bomb, KKK Crosses In Yard
  196. To be the lily of the field.
  197. Dungeons and Dragons: The Joys Of Calculating Gold Weight In AD&D 2ed
  198. The Maine Militia aka THE SOVEREIGN CITIZENS MOVEMENT OF MAINE
  199. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  200. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  201. The Best Blutengel Music Videos | My Favourite YouTubers
  202. Who Is Affected by Autism?
  203. The Southern Maine Writers Group
  204. Attracting Readers How to attract more customers
  205. Writing Albino Races Accurately - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  206. Making YouTube Videos: How did you decide what content to make?
  207. Typing Like A True Novelist? | Some Thoughts On New Writer Mistakes
  208. How I Write: My answers to your questions about my writing
  209. 2018 Top 100 Week 1 - January 1 to 7
  210. Red Wedding Dresses
  211. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  212. Writing In Public
  213. 2018 Top 100 Week 3 - January 15 to 21
  214. The 12 Hour Vlog | Trip To Bar Harbor w Ben and Marcy | August 22, 2017
  215. Are You REALLY Qualified To Teach How To Earn Money Online?
  216. Writing without a twist: how unique does a story have to be?
  217. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  218. The Beginning of the End | Into The Swamp of Death (novel excerpt)
  219. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  220. Sunday, August 26, 2007
  221. Building Pinterest Traffic: The "Take an Interest in Pinterest" Challenge
  222. Writing Liches and Other Immortal Characters
  223. COPPA Compliance | The Struggles of Writing Yaoi In America
  224. How many words do you write each day? (NaNoWriMo)
  225. Evil Elves | GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover
  226. Author interview videos on the process of writing the Quaraun series...
  227. Difficulty Writing LGBT+ Stories W/O Someone Taking Deep Offense
  228. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  229. How To Build A Magic System
  230. Don't Quit! EelKat's Guide to NaNoWriMo
  231. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
  232. Dungeons and Dragons: How To Build An Assassin Player Character
  233. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  234. Erotica Writers Dealing With CosPlaying Groupies and Perverted Men
  235. On Writing An Actually Autistic Character Accurately: Quaraun VS Real Autism
  236. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  237. People Who Don't Write Giving Bad Writing Advice
  238. Worms | Summoner of Darkness
  239. Phookas
  240. Writing Fantasy: What to avoid? What to include?
  241. Eels On Pinterest
  242. Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies & The Ku Klux Klan of Old Orchard Beach
  243. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  244. Tropes To Avoid When Creating & Publishing A Fantasy Novel Series
  245. How To Write Pulling a Body Through Snow
  246. Using Solo Build It's (SBI) Brainstorm It Master Keyword List For Research
  247. Roderic Swanzen
  248. The FBI Investigation of Stephen King's Thinner Gypsies
  249. SBI: To Review or Not to Review? That Is The Question
  250. Writing Dialogue, Monologuing Characters, & Preposition Abuse
  251. Average Typing Speed
  252. Castle Zadrian by Rich Wulf | AEG d20 System | Dungeons & Dragons
  253. Writing Gods, Immortals, Demons, Angels, Heaven, & Hell In Fantasy
  254. Autism and Spacing Out
  255. Writers with phobias of traditional publishing in its current state?
  256. Be Careful of Kboards
  257. Rubber Stamps by EelKat
  258. Fidget Spinners... Are Annoying? & Ruin Lives? o.0
  259. Chocolate Covered Elves | GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover
  260. Writing a Cannibal Chef: RE: Help me write a script about cannibalism?
  261. Formatting Manuscripts
  262. Script Frenzy 2010 Updates: I’ve started work on “The Alien Bible”
  263. Grammar Rules: American English vs UK: Capitalization In Fantasy Novels
  264. How To Make Money On AdSense A Guide For Small Business Sites
  265. Fantasy writing: coming up with reasonable-sounding place names
  266. Be True To You: YouTube Gamers: "Faking" a personality until you make it?
  267. Is there a place for unicorns still in fantasy? | On Writing Evil Unicorns
  268. Friday, March 27, 2015: BoomFuzzy Updates and Hacked Kboards Account info.
  269. How many hours to write a short story? | EelKat On Writing Short Fiction
  270. How We Gypsies See The Americans (Index)
  271. The Dying Elf, Gibedon's Head, and King Gwallmaiic's Elf Eating Mansion
  272. Your World: Marriages & Other Such Stuff | EelKat's Guide To World Building
  273. What is the Benefit of a Short Story Writing Challenge
  274. Are vanity presses ever worth it? | EelKat On Self Publishing Methods
  275. The City of the Slushies (Quaraun the Insane)
  276. Turning Scenes, Into Stories & Writing Travelogue Style Fantasy Books
  277. Bring Your World Alive | EelKat's Guide To Worldbuilding For Fantasy Authors
  278. We Dare Not Go A'hunting For Fear of Little Men
  279. What Scares You? | Writing Horror
  280. YouTube Thumbnails & How I Use Them For An Author Website
  281. How Your Degree Affects Your World Building
  282. BloodFall In Playland
  283. Selling 1,000 Books A Day - A Look A What It Takes To Be A Kindle Millionaire
  284. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different? | Writing Fantasy Books
  285. Books Amazon Says My Readers Have Also Bought, When Buying My Novels
  286. Betta Fish Aesthetic on Pinterest
  287. Can you have creatures from different mythologies in a horror story?
  288. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  289. The FBI In Old Orchard Beach, Maine Trying To Capture A Domestic Terrorist
  290. Health Updates: ALS, Parkinson's, Tendonitis, Crippled By NaNoWriMo ML
  291. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 12 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  292. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  293. What Should You Do, When Someone Request You Write A Review?
  294. September 26, 2017 - The Latest Attack By The KKK on The Thinner Gypsies
  295. Characters Are What They Do?
  296. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  297. But what exactly IS a full time income?
  298. Convention circuit career is not for everyone | EelKat on Being a Yaoi Author
  299. Hymal Kadar: Demon of the North | Cover Reveal & More Info on The Project!
  300. FBI Investigation of the Atwater Gypsy Clan - Who, What, Why Part4
  301. SEO Advantages of Embedding YouTube Videos On Your Website
  302. How to Write a Character Falling Asleep (First Person)? | Writing Dialogue
  303. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  304. So, What'd The Old Orchard Beach Town Manager Do This Time?
  305. The Script Frenzy Plot Machine Outputs. Hilarity ensues . . .
  306. Risk self-publishing vs. Waiting to be published
  307. The Lemon Water Diet for Authors too busy writing to have time for the gym.
  308. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  309. Character motivation for becoming a drug dealer? | Writing A Villain
  310. My Philosophy of Education and the Teaching of World Literature
  311. Can't Stand To Read Anything You Didn't Write? How To Enjoy Reading Again...
  312. The Swamp of Death | Into The Swamp of Death (novel excerpt)
  313. The Best Die Antwoord Music Videos My Favourite YouTubers
  314. I want to learn spell casting. How much do your classes cost?
  315. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  316. Cars I Like on Pinterest
  317. The Best Avatar Music Videos | My Favourite YouTubers
  318. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels | Writing Fantasy Books
  319. Summoner of Darkness: The Return of ZooLock (yaoi free to read online)
  320. Should An Author Use a Thesaurus When Writing?
  321. The Gremlin's House/Kill The Baby | GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover
  322. Spending Money To Make Money Online? Should You Do It?
  323. Travel & World Size - Fantasy Worldbuilding For Novelists
  324. The Witch Massimara Of Yenka | Into The Swamp of Death (novel excerpt)
  325. What vlogging equipment is needed to get started as a YouTube vlogger?
  326. Thoughts on Using Pinterest For Zazzle Promos | SEO For Artists
  327. 640 Social Media Hashtags For Authors
  328. Stolen Car: Has Been Found & Brought Back Home!
  329. Writing Wizards | Writing Fantasy Novels
  330. Six Days Earlier | Into The Swamp of Death (novel excerpt)
  331. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  332. City of The Slushies | Chapter 14 | The World's Most Powerful Wizard | Quaraun The Insane
  333. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  334. Tier1-Tier2-Tier3 and Related Keywords | SBI Web-building & SEO For Authors
  335. Bullgaar The Vulgar | The Journey Begins | Free Chapters To Read Online
  336. Toilets In Fiction
  337. Amphibious Aliens? Demons? Angels? What Do I Believe Etiole Is?
  338. I’m "evil" because I write books? WTH? Anyone else ever get this?
  339. FRED: Google's Most Deadly Update Ever?
  340. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  341. Summoner of Darkness: A Tavern Scene - Time Travel, Chastity Cages, and Whores
  342. Solo-Build-It (SBI) Website Traffic
  343. Bumper Sticker Quotes | Bumper Stickers For Sale | Designed by EelKat
  344. Top 100 Most Visited Pages of 2017
  345. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  346. Trespassers: April 2007 Updates
  347. Front Page Update Archive: May and June 2017
  348. Unique Wildlife | EelKat's Guide To Worldbuilding For Fantasy Authors
  349. The Best Alice Cooper Music Videos My Favourite YouTubers
  350. Using work you already started for national novel writing month?
  351. Got a Local Business That Needs Targeted Traffic? Try Google's Pigeon
  352. What Do You Listen To While You Write?
  353. Content Marketing & writing: How I write content for my website
  354. Creating an Author Website With SBI (Site Build It)
  355. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  356. What Does "Top Left USA" Mean To You?
  357. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  358. What is a God in Your Universe? | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  359. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  360. What is your world like? | EelKat's Guide To World Building - The Squidoo Series
  361. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  362. What Is a Writer and How Does a Writer Become an Author?
  363. Hamster Cage Accessories
  364. When To Start Monetizing A Website? | EelKat on Making Money Online
  365. Content Marketing Motivation & Literature Blogging
  366. Where To Get Endless Ideas For Short Stories, Novels, and Articles
  367. How many pages does a SBI site need to be?
  368. What The Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  369. The Lich's True Form Revealed | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  370. Where's the action? | Quaraun FAQs
  371. Let's Write Christian Characters: How To Offend Your Readers
  372. Summoner of Darkness: HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower
  373. Ernest Hemingway Style of Writing Literary Fiction Used In Epic Fantasy Novels
  374. Writing Dialogue
  375. Meet the real Christine - The world's most haunted car
  376. Which point-of-view is better in the horror genre?
  377. The Orcs and The Necromancer | The Journey Begins | Free Chapters
  378. What Keywords Do I Use On My Site?
  379. How Many Social Networks Are Enough?
  380. Writing With Random Generators
  381. April 2015 Update: Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach: The Kidnapped Cats
  382. Summoner of Darkness: Introducing GhoulSpawn (yaoi free to read online)
  383. On Living With Stachybotrys Poisoning - Health Effects
  384. What location is this set in? | Quaraun FAQs
  385. The White Monkey of Old Orchard Beach
  386. Which Story to Write?
  387. Motivations of Super Villains of Organizations That Control The World
  388. Writing Your Novel: Do you save chapters as individual files?
  389. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  390. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  391. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  392. Summoner of Darkness: Quaraun Meets The Gremlin
  393. Tumbling Down Stairs With Slutty Elves and Angry Liches (yaoi free to read)
  394. Stolen Items: Please be on the look out for them!
  395. City of The Slushies | Chapter 10 | Quaraun The Insane
  396. What url structure should I use? Google's Pigeon & Local Business
  397. FAQs From Readers About The Quaraun Series | EelKat Answers Your Questions
  398. Who Initiated You?
  399. How To Divide A Story Into Chapters | EelKat On Formatting Your Novel
  400. Youtube Gaming: PC Set Up
  401. A Motorhome Named No Hurry and The Theft of The Pidgie Fund Cats
  402. Page 6 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  403. How To Write A Stage Play Script Frenzy 2010 Writing Dialogue
  404. Why Do Books Without Sales Get Reviews? (A Look At Fake Reviews)
  405. Paid Books Get More Readers Than Free Books? & SEO For Authors
  406. Is it me or do these stories sometimes feel disjointed? | Quaraun FAQs
  407. You've Only Known Our World Through The Eyes of a Madman
  408. Quaraun The Insane Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain
  409. No Christmas this year Old Orchard Beach's witchcraft rumors grow worse :(
  410. Filter Words - Editing Your Novel | EelKat On Writing Fantasy Books
  411. Why do Lovecraftian beings come to earth?
  412. Mud Men On Pinterest
  413. YouTube Lets Plays: How Many Series Do You Do At Once?
  414. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  415. Novel Writing Tips: Writing physical descriptions of characters' faces
  416. Content writing: How long do you spend creating a quality blog post?
  417. Jewelry Fashions in Moon Elf Culture | World Building | Writing Fantasy Books
  418. How to knock someone unconscious with magic? | Building A Magic System
  419. Why I Would Not Buy From Your Website (My Response To A FeedBack Request)
  420. NaNoWriMo Overachievers: How did you do it?
  421. Only one thing is writing...WRITING! So just start writing, right now, today.
  422. Part 2: Writing Medieval Servants: Their place in historical fiction.
  423. Pink Flamingo 13 | Art by EelKat Wendy Christine Allen
  424. Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days?
  425. My Writing Process | How chronologically do you write your first draft?
  426. Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
  427. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses
  428. Quaraun: Zebulon's Captive: "Sold! To Zebulon, for two million dollars."
  429. Orange Wedding Dresses
  430. How to write about angels? | EelKat on Writing Fantasy Books
  431. Rejected by Agents? Could Be You Don't Know Your Genre | Writing Dark Fantasy
  432. Write About What You Already Know
  433. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  434. Page 3 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  435. Romance Authors and How To Act Like One When You Are Not
  436. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  437. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  438. People are not interested in long winded copy
  439. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  440. Passive Social Media: Adding Follow Icons To Your Site
  441. How To Stay Motivated To Write | Writing Fantasy Books
  442. Altar Tile Hoodoo Rootwork Cutting Board | Art by EelKat
  443. Page 7 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach
  444. Love Spell To Keep Your Boyfriend In Love With You
  445. People I've Met...
  446. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  447. Novel Writing Tips | Novel-Writing-Tips.com Is Now EelKat.com
  448. Keep it Professional
  449. NaNoWriMo 2009: My inspiration comes home: Winter in Maine
  450. Quaraun Murders Finderu | Kelim and The Necromancer
  451. How To Write a Realistic Rape Scene That Impacts The Reader
  452. Pillows By EelKat
  453. The KBoards BDSM Rant
  454. Starting a novel with a prologue: yay or nay?
  455. Past Updates That Appeared on The Home Page
  456. SEO & Internet Marketing For Authors: How NOT To Be A Scam
  457. Kindle Sales Figures (June 2015) | EelKat's Guide To Monster Porn
  458. Sheep Again | The Summoner of Darkness (Free Chapters To Read Online)
  459. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  460. Hacked: My Website Was Hacked! Have Information? The FBI Wants To Know
  461. Part 3: Writing Medieval Servants: Their place in historical fiction.
  462. Swearing in Narration | Renegade Novel Writing
  463. Creating a Fantasy Realm
  464. Psychotic Dead Things | Into The Swamp of Death (novel excerpt)
  465. Visiting The Scene of Murder #1 With An UnGelded Stallion
  466. Sherpa Blankets Designed by EelKat
  467. Doe'Uan and The Lonely Elf (From Kelim and The Necromancer)
  468. How valuable is a writer’s group? | EelKat's Thoughts on Writing
  469. Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics
  470. Summoner of Darkness: The Moon Elves of Ivujivik (yaoi free to read online)
  471. Should I plan for ending or just keep writing?
  472. The Best Die Krupps Music Videos
  473. Postage Stamps Designed by EelKat
  474. Slice of Life Literary Fantasy - Soap Opera Drama of the Fantasy Genre
  475. What would happen if an Elf adopted a Human baby? | Writing Fantasy Books
  476. NaNoWriMo 2009: Writing about snow
  477. Quaraun The Insane: BoomFuzzy | Free To Read Online Chapter Index
  478. The Best Oomph Music Videos | My Favourite YouTubers
  479. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  480. Who is Lisa Grace? And Why Is She Telling People We Wrote A Book Together?
  481. Creative Writing Story Prompts: September 2017 Edition
  482. Hackers, Plagers, Pirates, & Thieves.... When Your Work Is Stolen
  483. Keychains by EelKat
  484. Proper Use of Exclamation Points & All Caps | Novel Writing Tips
  485. NaNoWriMo 2016: National Novel Writing Month, Recorded Live
  486. Gemstones in Gypsy Magic (A to C)
  487. How would you explain your Fantasy world to a stranger?
  488. What's the inciting incident to your story?
  489. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  490. Re: need help on google analytic bounce rate
  491. The Reader Impact of Minor Character Deaths | EelKat on Character Creation
  492. Happily Ever After (HEA) in Erotica or No?
  493. Summoner of Darkness: The Map of The Town (yaoi novel free to read online)
  494. Writing About Abuse In NonFiction - Losing Anonymity & Fear of Abuser
  495. Summoner of Darkness: Where Are You Hiding That Horse?
  496. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  497. 2018 Top 100 Week 2 - January 8 to 14
  498. Gay In Maine = Brain Smashed Out With A Shopping Cart
  499. Descriptive Writing
  500. The Terrorists of Old Orchard Beach Put My Dad In a Coma
  501. Need advice on how to write diverse characters. | EelKat On Character Creation
  502. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  503. GhoulSpawn & The Lich Lord's Lover - Chapter Index - Quaraun the Insane
  504. Hundreds of Sawed Up Bones Found In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  505. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  506. The Year 2525 In Pepperell Square, Saco, Maine | Lich Lord's Lover
  507. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dad Dating Sim Otome Game
  508. Taxes and dealing with the IRS for writers
  509. GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: How To Kill a Lich
  510. The Best Insane Clown Posse Music Videos | My Favourite YouTubers
  511. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  512. Do You REALLY Know Your Target Audience?
  513. Writing Polygamous and Polyamorous Characters | Character Creation
  514. Adding Social Network Share Buttons To Your Website
  515. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  516. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  517. Google Flagged Your Site! What To Do? (Help For Web Masters)
  518. Pinterest Board Widget | EelKat on Web Building For Authors
  519. Food & Water Dishes For Hamsters
  520. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  521. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
  522. I loved my children but I loved BoomFuzzy more | From Quaraun The Insane
  523. BDSM: Fiction vs Nonfiction | Writing About "Alternative" Sexuality
  524. How to Become a Renegade Writer
  525. On Living With Autism
  526. Your World: Your Population | EelKat's Guide To World Building
  527. Vanishing Books Update - Why 27 of my books were deleted off Amazon
  528. The Best Rammstein Music Videos | My Favourite YouTubers
  529. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  530. Gypsy Eye of God Colour Magic 20" Altar Cloths Designed by EelKat
  531. Do you write a novel start-to-finish? | EelKat's Novel Writing Tips
  532. 2018's Top 100 Most Visited Pages Week 4 January 22 to 28
  533. Writing Shitty First Drafts - Is the first draft meant to make you cringe?
  534. The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author
  535. The Obsidian Idol of The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley Dark Fantasy Yaoi Novel
  536. The Dungeons & Dragons Articles
  537. Your World: Magic System | EelKat's Guide To World Building
  538. Blue Wedding Dresses
  539. Writing Transgender Characters | EelKat on Character Creation
  540. YouTube Vlogging vs SBI Content Creation & How To Embed Videos
  541. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  542. Necromancy: How will resurrection affect society as a whole?
  543. EelKat's Secrets To Squidoo Success
  544. Is there still a market for Kindle serials? | EelKat on Kindle Self Publishing
  545. Borrowing Elements From Other Novels or Should Your Mages Use Mana?
  546. Are Erotica Sales Down Since June (2015)? | EelKat on Kindle Publishing
  547. The Vulgar Alchemist's Inn Dark Fantasy Yaoi Novel Free Chapters
  548. The Valley of the Katopas (Part 2) | Into The Swamp of Death (novel excerpt)
  549. Ch.15a: A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest

Top 101 Most Viewed Pages Of 2017
(Out of 9,772 pages)

(Excluding the Home PageAbout Page, and Site Map Page, which were the top 3)

  1. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  2. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  3. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  4. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach
  5. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  6. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: What is wrong with Quaraun? (Writing A Clinically Insane Character Accurately)
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  13. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  14. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  15. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  16. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  17. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  18. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  19. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  20. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  21. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  22. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  23. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  26. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  27. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  28. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
  29. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  30. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  31. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  32. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  33. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  34. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  35. How To Write A Stage Play Script Frenzy 2010 Writing Dialogue
  36. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  37. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  38. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  39. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  40. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  41. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  42. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  43. OtherKin: My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  44. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  45. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  46. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  47. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  48. A Gallery of Fetish Shoes
  49. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  50. EGL: Elegant Gothic Lolita
  51. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  52. Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
  53. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  54. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
  55. Random Generators by EelKat
  56. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  57. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  58. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  59. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  60. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
  61. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  62. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  63. Incest In Fiction
  64. Maine UFO Sightings
  65. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  66. The Southern Maine Writers Group
  67. Contact Info
  68. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dating Sim Otome Game
  69. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  70. Why Pink Humor Crude Adult Comedy Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  71. SideBar Archive Spring 2017
  72. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  73. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  74. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  75. Twighilight Not Twilight
  76. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  77. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  78. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  79. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  80. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  81. Gemstones in Gypsy Magic (A to C)
  82. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  83. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  84. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  85. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  86. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  87. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  88. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  89. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  90. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  91. Phookas
  92. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  93. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  94. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  95. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  96. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  99. Average Typing Speed
  100. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  101. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)

Top 100 Most Visited Pages of 2016

  1. About EelKat
  2. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction. 
  3. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  4. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  5. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  6. Writing Mute Characters
  7. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  8. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  9. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  10. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
  11. Writing Dares Random Generator
  12. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  13. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  14. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  15. Say No To Bullies & Racism! We Need Diverse Books (Why EelKat Left KBoards)
  16. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
  17. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  18. Random Generators by EelKat
  19. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  20. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  21. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  22. Pen Names Maintaining Anonymity
  23. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica? or Why are gay haters beating up elderly woman for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness and saying she's a transexual because only transexuals wear pink?
  24. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery | Fantasy Novel Book Cover Art
  25. Ten Kidnapped Cats
  26. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  27. Twighilight Not Twilight
  28. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 3: BoomFuzzy
  29. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  30. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  31. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  32. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  33. Taxes and dealing with the IRS for writers
  34. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  35. How to Write A Kiss
  36. Answering Reader Questions About The Quaraun Series
  37. Why We Gypsies Do Not Like American Men Near Our Women
  38. Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One
  39. 13 Black Cats Magical Supply Shop
  40. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  41. The Saco River Curse
  42. YouTube Videos By EelKat
  43. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  44. Vol.2 Kelim and The Necromancer - Chapter Index
  45. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  46. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  47. Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
  48. Quaraun The Insane Volume 8: Into The Swamp of Death
  49. Bananas!
  50. On Living With Autism
  51. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Work-In-Progress Updates
  52. The Night of the Red Lightning (My Alien Lover Volume 1)
  53. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  54. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  55. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  56. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  57. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  58. HEA in Erotica (Should You Write Happily Ever Afters?)
  59. HotFooting: what is it?
  60. Incest In Fiction
  61. Bumper Sticker Quotes
  62. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  63. How To Become A Renegade Writer
  64. Only one thing is writing...WRITING! So just start writing, right now, today.
  65. Roderic Swanzen
  66. Autism Service Dog Uniforms
  67. Blog Archive: March 2015
  68. Media Statements
  69. A Curse Upon The Town Of Old Orchard Beach
  70. Disclaimers
  71. Friday, March 27, 2015: BoomFuzzy Updates and Hacked Kboards Account info.
  72. Guide to Character Creation for Writers
  73. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?
  74. Pillows By EelKat
  75. Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain
  76. The Business of Writing 
  77. Dealing With Scam Emails
  78. Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics
  79. My NaNoWriMo Journey
  80. Too Young To Write It?
  81. Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days?
  82. Copyrights and Other Things You Need To Know
  83. Descriptive Writing
  84. EelKat's ABCs of Writing
  85. FTC Disclosure
  86. Is It Erotica?
  87. Keeping Healthy
  88. World Building for Writers
  89. Rights As An Author: When someone wants to use your work in their book.
  90. Benefits of NaNoWriMo
  91. Autistics Have Feelings Too & Diverse Books Rant
  92. Book Ratings: Or Am I too young to buy this book?
  93. 13BlackCats-Crystals-and-Gems
  94. How Can I Possibly Write a Novel in 30 Days?
  95. Phookas
  96. The Lemon Water Diet for Authors too busy writing to have time for the gym.
  97. The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & How It Got Started
  98. The Southern Maine Writers Group
  99. SCRIPT FRENZY 2010: I WON! & Psycho Stalker Attacks
  100. Wristlets, Wrist Bags, Mini Clutch, Cosmetic Bags, and Designer Mini Purses

Top 100 Most Visited Pages of 2015

  1. Writing Dares Random Generator
  2. About EelKat
  3. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  4. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  5. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  6. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  7. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  8. The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & How It Got Started
  9. A Motorhome Named No Hurry and The Theft of The Pidgie Fund Cats
  10. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  11. Writing Mute Characters
  12. Say No To Bullies & Racism! We Need Diverse Books (Why EelKat Left KBoards)
  13. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
  14. Only one thing is writing...WRITING! So just start writing, right now, today.
  15. Ten Kidnapped Cats
  16. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  17. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
  18. The Southern Maine Writers Group
  19. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  20. Elves, Drugs, and Opium: A Look At The Drug Use In The Quaraun Books
  21. Are You A Satan Worshiper?
  22. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  23. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  24. Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
  25. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  26. Quaraun and the Amazon Adult Filter
  27. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  28. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  29. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 3: BoomFuzzy
  30. EK's Star Log
  31. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
  32. Roderic Swanzen
  33. Twighilight Not Twilight
  34. How long does it take to hit 1667 words?
  35. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  36. Amphibious Aliens
  37. Quaraun Cover Art Gallery
  38. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane Volume 2: Kelim and The Necromancer
  39. The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Work-In-Progress Updates
  40. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  41. The Night of the Red Lightning (My Alien Lover Volume 1)
  42. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  43. Quaraun The Insane Volume 8: Into The Swamp of Death
  44. Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One
  45. Write A Lot - Content Is King
  46. Cyber Bullying: When Readers Attack Authors and What to Do About It
  47. Disclaimers
  48. What the Ocean Gives Me (How Things In Your Life Affect Your Writing)
  49. A Curse Upon The Town Of Old Orchard Beach
  50. Contact Info
  51. Creating a Fantasy Realm
  52. Fabric Designed By EelKat
  53. HotFooting: what is it?
  54. How to Write A Kiss
  55. Incest In Fiction
  56. Media Statements
  57. My NaNoWriMo Journey
  58. Quaraun The Insane Volume 5: The Vampire Leprechaun of Fire Mountain
  59. Why We Gypsies Do Not Like American Men Near Our Women
  60. Why Write 50,000 Words In 30 Days?
  61. Blog Archive: March 2015
  62. Copper Cockeral Cards & Gifts
  63. Dealing With Scam Emails
  64. Don't Quit! EelKat's Guide to NaNoWriMo
  65. EelKat's Blog Posts of April 2015
  66. FTC Disclosure
  67. Guide to Character Creation for Writers
  68. How Can I Possibly Write a Novel in 30 Days?
  69. How To Enhance Your Creativity
  70. Keeping Healthy
  71. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  72. Monster Porn By EelKat Wendy C Allen
  73. Quaraun CosPlay Fabrics
  74. The Lemon Water Diet for Authors too busy writing to have time for the gym.
  75. The Saco River Curse
  76. Toilets In Fiction
  77. Too Young To Write It?
  78. World Building for Writers
  79. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  80. Random Generators Writing Prompts Bizarro
  81. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  82. Pen Names Maintaining Anonymity
  83. Bizarro Yaoi Novel Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  84. Random Generators by EelKat
  85. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  86. HEA in Erotica
  87. Mental Illness in Fiction
  88. Taxes and dealing with the IRS for writers
  89. Twighlight Not Twilight Part 2
  90. Writing Maine: How To Write About Maine Life Accurately
  91. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  92. 13 Black Cats Magical Supply Shop
  93. Bananas!
  94. On Living With Autism
  95. Random Generator: Story Titles - Splork Style
  96. The Pearl Necklace
  97. Book Ratings: Or Am I too young to buy this book?
  98. Bumper Sticker Quotes
  99. Questions For Psychics
  100. Pillows By EelKat

Wasn't This Page Different Yesterday?

Answering another question: "Wasn't this page different yesterday?"

Yep. Probably. I update pages daily. Move pages constantly. Re-write codes every few weeks. Publish 1 to 10 new pages every day. And post daily updates on various pages. The front landing page (this one you are reading now) changes daily. It'll feature different articles every day.

The first draft of an article shows up here the day it's written, then 2 or 3 days later gets moved to it's own page with it's own url.

This site is VERY active. If you don't come back daily, you'll defiantly miss out on something.

We Are Now The Largest &
Most Visited Website
of Old Orchard Beach, Maine!

{{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans!

As of March 2017 EelKat.com is now getting 44,000 views per month!

We've come a long way from the 300 views a month I was getting 10 years ago when the Amphibious Aliens article was first published.

We are also now the #1 web site on Google for almost every search term containing the words "Old Orchard Beach", receiving more then 7,000 hits per month just on that one search term!

With 6,000+ pages and 44,000 views per month, we are now both the largest and most trafficked website headquartered out of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Yay!

These amazing results are all thanks to two articles: Amphibious Aliens, which now ranks as my most read article ever, and Meet The GoldenEagle: The World's Most Haunted Car, which is the most visited page on my website. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for making this possible. Without all you wonderful people this website wouldn't even be possible.

{{{Hugs}}} for you all, and thank you once again for taking the time to stop by!

~EK

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