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Please note that since 2013, there have shown up several FAKE "EelKat" accounts, often using photos stolen from my website. Those accounts are run by a stalker who also goes by the names Kendra Silvermander & Tom Addams. The identity of both is unknown and it is believed to be one person using 2 different online names. They are wanted by the FBI, not only for stalking, impersonation, and identity theft, but also for the bomb that blew up my house, the attempted murder of my dad, twice the attempted murder of me, and the attempted murder of my brother, so if you run across one of these fake accounts pretending to be me, please report it to the FBI Agent in charge of the case: Andy Drewer @ (207) 774-9322




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What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, and my home town.

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 200+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles, 30+ non-fiction books, a few dozen stage plays, 9,700+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizzaro Tales set in Medieval Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring Elf and Faerie main character.  

My non-fiction topics include local history (particularly paranormal events), gardening, sewing, doll making, painting, SEO, and of course the bulk of my work has been devoted to teaching young writers how to get started on the path of becoming a career author. 

Every day of my life has been recorded online since 2003.

Since 2016, after multiple death threats, 2 murder attempts, the kidnapping of my cats, and the bombing of my house... on orders of the FBI Agent in charge of the case - I now have a video camera on me and recording 24 hours a day. This will continue until the criminal is caught and locked away in prison where they belong. If you don't want to be featured on my website, then don't be a part of my life, because you WILL find your name, face, email, and home address posted here if you force your way into my life.


This site started out on August 17, 1997, under the name "Space Dock 13", as the "Ask EelKat" advice column for writers. It's original purpose was simply for an author (me) to answer questions anyone had about writing short stories and novels. Today 20 years later, I still answer questions sent to me, though, I now receive an average of 2,000 questions a day, meaning it's no longer possible for me to answer every question I receive.

This site's one goal, is still today, as it was when it started: to help young writers get started on the road to becoming published authors.

In 2003, one reader suggested that the best way they could think of, for an author to show people looking to get started in a writing career, what an author's daily life was like, would be to start a blog daily chronalizing every daily activity that effected my writing career.

With that suggestion in mind EK's Star Log was born, and is still active today, 9,772 blog posts later.

On September 23, 2013, we changed urls to EelKat.com, and began the long process of moving all the articles off the old url to this new one. As of June 19, 2017, a little over 2,000 pages have now been transferred here to the new url.


Because I kept adding to it and it got very long, too long for the front page, the rest of the What is this site? answer is now on it's own page.


Important Special Note To American Visitors:

Please note that we who run EelKat.com are not Americans. American English is not our first language. This site is written in our native language.

We are Scottish Gypsies from Nova Scotia (We are Canadian). Also, this site itself is physically hosted in Quebec, not America.

If you find some spellings, words, or phraseologies unfamiliar, it is because this site it written in Scottish English/Gypsy Cant.

Likewise all books, novels, and short stories written by EelKat Wendy Christine Allen are written in Scottish Gypsy Cant, not American English.

Answering Visitor question:
What clan are you?
Do you have a clan tartan?
And what are those flags flying on your car and in your yard?


Our clan has 400+ official/active members, and is made up of multiple smaller clan groups.

I (EelKat Wendy Christine Allen aka Gwendolyne Wyldes) am a half-blood result of two clans combining through marriage.

My father is a Scottish Gypsy from the Allen/ Lewis/ MacDonald/ Ricker/ Blow/ ORooke/ Googings Clan of Old Orchard Beach. (Yes - the Googings of Googing's Rock, the Rickers who founded/settled Old Orchard Beach, the Allen's of Allen's Ave in Portland, the McDonalds of Mac's Garage, and the Blows of Blow Brother #1 in the #2 business port-a-potty-king of New England, fame. We are all the same Gypsy clan, with names changed due to marriage over the years.)

My mother is a Scottish Traveller, 8th daughter of King David Henry Atwater of the Royal Highland Atwater Clan of Nova Scotia. (The Atwater/Hall/Cyr clan)

The Scottish Travellers are also known as:

  • throughout most of New England as "The Scottish Mafia",
  • in Colorado they are referred to by the Co State Police as "The Scottish Traveller Crime Family",
  • in Old Orchard Beach, Maine, they are known as "Honey Fitz's Crime Lords of Old Orchard Beach" (due to David Henry being Honey Fitz's driver who ran liquor from Nova Scotia to Old Orchard Beach in the 1920s and 1930s),
  • to the FBI they are known as "The 3rd Most Wanted Crime Family in America" and "The World's Most Dangerous Gypsy Clan".
  • Since 1994, the Scottish Travellers have been referred to by Stephen King Fans as "The Thinner Gypsies" due to the fact that they are the Gypsy clan that was featured in Stephen King's movie The Thinner. 

They are the same Gypsy clan that was marched out of Old Orchard Beach by the Marines in 1963 after the Whitewave fire that burned down 100+ motels in our town. They are known for their outlandish small town takeovers, their wild travelling side show, stunt drivers, side show freaks, bright coloured Gypsy wagons, psychobilly art cars, circus clowns, contortionists, snake carrying Bible thumping tent revival evangelists, and their most famous side show attraction: a 1964 Dodge known as "The World's Most Haunted Car", which Stephen King used as the basis for his movie Christine. Also known as Carny Gypsies, they can be seen in carnivals, state fairs, festivals, and impromptu side/freak shows in all 50 states of the Union, as well as across most of Canada.

Stephen King stated in an interview that he picked this clan in particular because they best fit his "idea" of the "classic Gypsy stereotype" due to their extreme radical, fundamental adherence to "the olde ways."

Many members of the Scottish Traveller clan are polygamists. David Henry had 2 wives. My mom, now single, used to have 2 husbands, my uncle with the most wives has 5 wives, and my aunt with the most husbands, has 8 husbands. There is no female in their clan with fewer than 4 children, most have at least 8 children. The woman with the most pregnancies was 23. The one with the most children to survive childbirth and infancy is 15. All but 2 of the females were married before the age of 16, most being married between the age of 12 and 14. Men in the clan rarely marry before the age of 30. Most couples have a 20 year or more age difference between them.

The Scottish Travellers are frequently seen travelling across America in a HUGE (and heavily armed) caravan of 200 or more cars, trucks, wagons, and motorhomes. Infamous for their illegal squatting tactics, they often find open fields and will set up massive tent villages in a matter of a few hours. Their tents are huge, bigger than most houses, and with around 200 people in their group, it takes them about 3 hours to set up these vast mini-towns of dozens and dozens of tents. 

Since 1994, the Scottish Travellers have been referred to by Stephen King Fans as "The Thinner Gypsies" due to the fact that they are the Gypsy clan that was featured in Stephen King's movie The Thinner. They can be seen in the opening scene of Thinner driving their cars (including the 1964 Dodge) off Saco's Turnpike exit 5, into Old Orchard Beach.

The amusement park in the Thinner movie is Palace Playland of Old Orchard Beach, and, the night time Gypsy camp scenes were filmed at 146 Portland Ave, in Old Orchard Beach, the land that at the time belonged to my grandmother, which I now own. I also now own the car.

The Scottish Travellers (my mom's family) do not have a tartan, however shortly before his death, King David Henry Atwater requested an Atwater Tartan be created out of shades of pink, thistle, and purple. (If you even meet him, you'll remember him as the blind man wore wore neon pink gangster suits. He did EVERYTHING in pink, and had declared pink the "official clan colour".)

More detailed information about The Scottish Travellers and The Scottish Gypsies, as well as info about The Thinner Gypsies.

The Scottish Gypsies (my dad's family) are "officially" a branch of the Lewis Clan. The clan tartan is known as the "Loud MacLeod of Lewis", seen here:

Whenever you see clansmen sporting ^^^THIS^^^tartan, they are us.

There are 3 flags on my car (actually flags flying) (there are several others painted on the roof) and 5 flags in my yard.

Because we are not Americans, you rarely see American flags flown by our clan. Instead you see us flying the flags of Scotland and Nova Scotia side by side, often with the Gypsy Traveller flag a well:

Flag of Scotland

Flag of Nova Scotia

Gypsy Traveller Flag

 Don't Tread on Me Flag

The 4th and 5th fags you see in my yard are both American flags. The Don't Tread on Me Yellow Jack and the standard 50 star stars and stripes. 

All 5 of these flag, I hand made. Four of them are painted, and the huge stars and stripes one is all hand sewn and embroidered, in a quilt method, each stripe and star being a separate piece of cloth sewn together.

Answering Visitor question:
Are you EelKat from Squidoo?
Are you EelKat from The SoapBox?
Are you EelKat from The Comic's Corral?
Are you EelKat, Etiole's friend?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

And yes.

Answering Visitor question:
How is Etiole?

Old.

He's having a hard time getting around these days.

We don't know how old he is, but given the stuff he's said about remembering World War II, we estimate him to be in his late 80s at youngest, possibly in his 90s. His health is failing.

We don't expect him to live many more years.


By Fan Request, My Most Popular Article Of all Time
(Amphibious Aliens)
Has Now Been Moved To EelKat.com!

With over 10 million lifetime views, Amphibious Aliens is my most popular and most trafficked article ever. Published April 17, 2007, it's now celebrating it's 10th anniversary.

This one page alone brings in 3,000 views a day, and has resulted in the annual arrival of 30,000 Stephen King fans, ufo hunters, and MUFON member tourists arriving in Old Orchard Beach every summer since 2007.

This single page brings more tourists to Old Orchard Beach, then anything else found on or off the internet!

{{{Hugs}}} to all you wonderful people. I always look forward to meeting and talking with you each summer! 

For those wondering - Amphibious Aliens has NOTHING to do with UFOs or aliens. It is about a gang of drug dealers in Old Orchard Beach who staged a massive alien abduction hoax, in an attempt to confuse police and steer their investigation away from the drugs they were growing in the swamps of Old Orchard Beach's Ross Forest. Their alien abduction hoax got way out of control and resulted in Stephen King filming 2 movies about it:

  • Christine
  • The Thinner (filmed on location in Old Orchard Beach). 

The Amphibious Aliens article, is rebuttal to the hoax, and was written to debunk their alien and ufo claims. It was written in defense of Etiole, the elderly, deformed Holocaust survivor who was the target of their hoax, the man they accused of being an "amphibious alien".

Answering Visitor question:
Is it true you have a world record in books?
How many books do you have and where did you get them all?

No. That's a misquote. I don't HAVE a world record, I'm working towards a world record.

I currently have 300,000+ paperback & hardcover novels.

10,000+ comic books

2,000+ Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck comics

2,000+ cookbooks

800+ books by Barbara Cartland.

2,000+ 1990s Fabio and Fabio-knock-off Historical Romance novels.

2,000+ Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder, and d20 RPG game books.

100+ sets of encyclopedias. (some with over 100 volumes, most having around 30 volumes).

Around 7,000 Little Golden Books & similar children's books.

Around 30,000 non-fiction books, including more than 1,000 reference books for writers.

Last I knew the current world record for the most books in a privately owned (not a public library) collection was 700,000 books.

I'm about halfway towards my goal of beating the world record. Last I knew I was in 3rd place. It's been a few years since I last checked who held the record or who the runners up were, and while I continue to add to my collection on a near daily basis, I stopped counting how many books I had after reaching 300,000.

How do I get them? Here's a video of me in action, getting my books:

You can find out more about EelKat here, including my answers to more of your questions.



Answering Visitor Question:
Where are your books published?
Are they sold in bookstores?
I'm having trouble finding your books for sale.

I've been a published author since 1978, but yes, finding copies of my books can be difficult at best.

Most all of my books from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s were vanity press published, meaning short runs printed through local print/copy shops and were sold almost exclusively to members of the Cape Elizabeth Ward of the Augusta Stake of the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints. (Not to be confused with the Portland Ward which meet in the same building later in the day. The Cape Elizabeth Ward renamed itself the Saco Ward in 2006 and now meets in Saco, no longer meeting in Cape Elizabeth, so only the Portland Ward meets there now.)

Mass Market reprints of my books did not become available until 2010. Those can be found on Amazon Kindle as ebooks.

Trade Edition, mass market paperback reprints are being released. As of December 2017, 5 of them are available. They can be bought online on Amazon or offline at any local bookstore.

To make it easy for you to find them, here they are:

Now Available In Print:

Top selling volume of the Quaraun series, and #1 most requested to be released in paperback... The Night of the Screaming Unicorn is now available in trade paperback edition.

The rest of the series will be going to print as well, though a release scheduled is not yet available. It is however, likely that all 5 of the volumes currently available on Amazon Kindle, will see a print release before the end of 2017.

Also, we are nearing the finishing up of editing Summoner of Darkness, and as requested, MOST of the novel is going to be available right here on EelKat.com as a free to read novel.

Because we monetize with Google Adsence, however, the more graphic sex scenes can not be put on this site and will only be available in the paid edition of the book on Amazon.

I've also now begun work on compiling several of the old FanFiction.net short stories together into the novelized compilations editions: GhoulSpawn The Crazed and the Rose Garden of the Pink Necromancer, Zebulon's Captive, and My Two Favorite People.

Sample chapters from each of the novels seen below are now available here on EelKat.com.


More then a dozen of the short stories have now been complied to create the 5 novelized editions now available on Amazon Kindle:



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Top 101 Most Viewed Pages Of 2017 So Far
(Out of 9,772 pages)

(January 2017 to June 2017)
(Excluding the Home PageAbout Page, and Site Map Page, which were the top 3)

  1. Medieval Servants: Their jobs and their place in historical fiction.
  2. Amphibious Aliens: The Story of Etiole & The World's Most Haunted Car
  3. On being a handicapped CosPlayer at PortCon Maine 2017
  4. Flamboyant Nipples: The KKK's New Gay Hating Site About Old Orchard Beach
  5. The GoldenEagle: An Auto-biography of the World's Most Haunted Car
  6. How Long is 50,000 Words?
  7. Writing Mute Characters
  8. Autism, Asperger, PTSD, & Mad Cow: What is wrong with Quaraun? (Writing A Clinically Insane Character Accurately)
  9. Writing Dares Random Generator
  10. Stephen King's The Thinner and The Gypsies Of Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  11. The Saco River Curse
  12. Don't put flyers on people's cars...
  13. Our Primary Site Topic Is Small Penis? Reaching #1 on Page 1 of Google.
  14. Why Crude Adult Comedy and Pink Humor Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  15. Quaraun Free To Read Online Complete Chapter Index In Chronological Order
  16. Albino Races - Moon Elves In The Quaraun Series
  17. Help FBI End Anti-Gay White Power Terrorist Attacks of Old Orchard Beach
  18. Autism, Asperger's, And The Danger of The Self-Diagnosis
  19. 600 Pages: Epic Big Super Sized Novels and Why You Should Never Write One
  20. The Jiggler & The G-String Teddy Bears | The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
  21. Spell Casting Side Effects: Magic In Quaraun's Universe | Author Interview
  22. Necromancy: Fact Vs Fiction; Or How Can You Be A Necromancer In Real Life?
  23. The Dazzling Razzberry aka EelKat's Autism Awareness Car
  24. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 1 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  25. Markiplier Jacksepticeye and Pewdiepie Play Resident Evil 7
  26. What Type of Music Does A Gypsy Listen To? My Top 10 Favorite Bands
  27. World's Most Haunted Car Merchandise
  28. Is It a Novel, a Novella, a Short Story or Something Else?
  29. I Am Not GhoulSpawn | Excerpt From Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  30. BoomFuzzy Chapter 1 (Novel Excerpt - Quaraun The Insane)
  31. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  32. World-building In The Quaraun Series: Creating a Fantasy World
  33. City of The Slushies | Chapter 7 | Quaraun The Insane
  34. How to Handle Writing Fantasy-Horror That Features Violence Against Children
  35. How To Write A Stage Play Script Frenzy 2010 Writing Dialogue
  36. Quaraun GhoulSpawn and The Lich Lord's Lover: The Lover's Triangle
  37. An Elf Gone Mad: The Rise of The Pink Necromancer
  38. A Field of Poppies On The Road To Witch Pond | Summoner of Darkness
  39. The Banshee Sisters: Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah In the Swamp of Death
  40. Amphibious Aliens: My health since the stroke and Etiole . . .
  41. Beware of White Men In Gypsy Clothing: Fake Psychic Scams
  42. Online Income: The Reality vs The Fantasy
  43. OtherKin: My 30th Anniversary of Being Transgender
  44. Autism and the Stigmas - Why Can’t You Accept Me As Me?
  45. Old Orchard Beach Hate Crimes
  46. Suicide, Rape, and Abuse In The Quaraun Series
  47. Writing Racist Characters VS The Ku Klux Klan In Old Orchard Beach, Maine
  48. A Gallery of Fetish Shoes
  49. Custom Leggings - Designs By EelKat
  50. EGL: Elegant Gothic Lolita
  51. One Gypsy's Review of My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
  52. Selfie: When did the X-Rated porn word get a new meaning?
  53. Daily Writing Prompts (June 2017 Archive)
  54. Quaraun The Insane Volume 1: The Night of the Screaming Unicorn
  55. Random Generators by EelKat
  56. Autistic Characters In Fiction
  57. Keywords & Pigeons: How I Do Local Business Marketing
  58. Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
  59. How to Write Hot Sex - Tips For Erotic Romance Authors
  60. How can your books have gay transvestite characters and not be Erotica?
  61. KBoards, The NaNoWriMo ML Rumor & The Vindictive Stalker
  62. Captured By The Lich Lord | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  63. Incest In Fiction
  64. Maine UFO Sightings
  65. Page 11 - The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - The Scottish Traveller Crime Family
  66. The Southern Maine Writers Group
  67. Contact Info
  68. My Fave YouTubers Play: Dream Daddy - The Yaoi Dating Sim Otome Game
  69. Santa's Floating Dead Body | A Scene From The Summoner of Darkness
  70. Why Pink Humor Crude Adult Comedy Yaoi Is Not Erotica
  71. SideBar Archive Spring 2017
  72. The Dungeon Master & The 1974 AMC Gremlin
  73. Ideas, Ideas, Ideas (Where Do You Get Them?)
  74. Lives Destroyed: Amphibious Aliens 10th Anniversary Update
  75. Twighilight Not Twilight
  76. What exactly makes an Elf an Elf? (What is the definition of an Elf?)
  77. EelKat's Guide To NaNoWriMo Featuring The 13 Step Method To Writing
  78. A Motorhome named 'No Hurry' becomes Rosebud & The Story of Ten Kidnapped Cats
  79. BoomFuzzy's Gingerbread House From Hell
  80. An Elf and a Lich in the Gingerbread Pit | The Night of The Screaming Unicorn
  81. Gemstones in Gypsy Magic (A to C)
  82. Is The Quaraun Series Erotica? - No! Here's why...
  83. Pink Flowers Aesthetic on Pinterest
  84. Sheep | GhoulSpawn The Crazed & The Rose Garden of The Pink Necromancer
  85. You Stole My Idea - I was writing a book, but you already wrote it 10 years ago!
  86. A Day At Witch Pond & Fleeing To The Forest | Summoner of Darkness
  87. City of The Slushies | Chapter 1 | Quaraun The Insane
  88. Colour Magic - Gypsy Style
  89. Create Original Content aka I Hate Jackass Gutter Scum Thieves
  90. Lets Playing Is No Longer Fun
  91. Phookas
  92. The Signs Of Old Orchard Beach & The FBI Investigation Of The Town Hall
  93. Aspergers is NOT Autism
  94. Domain Name Branding: Should You Put Your Brand Name In Your URL?
  95. How is it that the church leaders are claiming you do not pay tithes?
  96. Summoner of Darkness: GhoulSpawn and Quaraun Trapped With A Phooka
  97. The Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach - page 2 (Online Release of Banned Book)
  98. Transgender, Transsexual, Transvestite, or Intersex: What Is Quaraun?
  99. Average Typing Speed
  100. How valuable is a writer’s group?
  101. Santa Claus: Lich Of The North Pole (Includes NSFW 18+ CBT Yaoi scene)

Wasn't This Page Different Yesterday?

Answering another question: "Wasn't this page different yesterday?"

Yep. Probably. I update pages daily. Move pages constantly. Re-write codes every few weeks. Publish 1 to 10 new pages every day. And post daily updates on various pages. The front landing page (this one you are reading now) changes daily. It'll feature different articles every day.

The first draft of an article shows up here the day it's written, then 2 or 3 days later gets moved to it's own page with it's own url.

This site is VERY active. If you don't come back daily, you'll defiantly miss out on something.

We Are Now The Largest &
Most Visited Website
of Old Orchard Beach, Maine!

{{{{Hugs}}} and a great big thank you to all my wonderful fans!

As of March 2017 EelKat.com is now getting 44,000 views per month!

We've come a long way from the 300 views a month I was getting 10 years ago when the Amphibious Aliens article was first published.

We are also now the #1 web site on Google for almost every search term containing the words "Old Orchard Beach", receiving more then 7,000 hits per month just on that one search term!

With 6,000+ pages and 44,000 views per month, we are now both the largest and most trafficked website headquartered out of Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Yay!

These amazing results are all thanks to two articles: Amphibious Aliens, which now ranks as my most read article ever, and Meet The GoldenEagle: The World's Most Haunted Car, which is the most visited page on my website. Thank you to all my wonderful readers for making this possible. Without all you wonderful people this website wouldn't even be possible.

{{{Hugs}}} for you all, and thank you once again for taking the time to stop by!

~EK

Here, have a celebratory rainbow pooping cat in space, CosPlaying a strawberry poptart...

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Language Warning?

Answering another question: "Do you have to swear so much?"

Damn, fucking, bloody hell, yes. And if you don't like it, you can take your elitist shit head, stuff it up your holier than thou ass, and jump off a cliff.

I write Yaoi. As in, I'm a Yaoi author. Yaoi is noted for being crude. It's a genre that you have to be 18 or older to buy. So, yeah, you're gonna find crude language here, and you probably want to be 18 or older to read my site here as well, because the #1 thing I talk about is Yaoi and how to write it.

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Here, have a nice Scottish Fuck You:


We Gypsies of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, are Scottish & this site therefore uses our Native Scottish English. 

Spellings like "traveller" or "neighbour" or "colour", pronoun differences "me" for "my" or "you" for "your" might look unfamiliar to you, but they are in fact correct in our language. Please refrain from letting your cultural ignorance show in my inbox.







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