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Zombie Santa Nightmare: What If Santa Claus Met Dystopian Zombies?
: ChatGPT - One Question, One Answer (AI Author Interview)



By Wendy C Allen

Zombie Santa Nightmare: What If Santa Claus Met Dystopian Zombies?
: ChatGPT - One Question, One Answer (AI Author Interview)

Zombie Santa Nightmare: What If Santa Claus Met Dystopian Zombies?
: ChatGPT - One Question, One Answer (AI Author Interview)

Okay, up to this point, we've been testing out ChatGPT by giving it one question, but asking 10 or 12 or more variations of styles (asking ChatGPT to be Vincent Price, Edgar Allan Poe, Sherlock Holmes, etc). Today, let's just give it one straight question without style additions and see what it says.

Note, I am using the August 3, 2023 Update version of ChatGPT 3.5 Free edition for this, which is the version that has "custom instructions" options now. I have Custom Instructions turned on and the instructions read as follows: 

What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?

Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.

These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.

How would you like ChatGPT to respond?

I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You will act as my personal writing assistant. I want you to help me with brainstorming story ideas, outlines, creating first drafts, editing manuscripts, advising on grammar rules, sharing opinions on things you think will help me create better stories. I like to write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.

I also seek you help in daily blog posts, keywords, and SEO for my author's blog.

I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.

You should avoid lists unless I ask for them. Write in narrative paragraphs instead. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and the 1970s whenever possible.

This will of course impact how ChatGPT answers this question, so don't be surprised if it gears it's answer towards applying it to me using it for my Quaraun series, instead of giving a generic answer.

Today's question is:

Zombie Santa Nightmare: What If Santa Claus Met Dystopian Zombies?

ChatGPT's answer:

In the heart of Noodle Beach, where the rhythmic waves of the ocean often bring solace to its residents, a peculiar and unexpected event unfolds that sends shockwaves through the quaint town. Quaraun, the enigmatic Moon Elf silk weaver, and his companions, BoomFuzzy the mischievous Phooka King and GhoulSpawn the inventive Sheep-Demon, find themselves facing an unusual and eerie predicament that challenges their magical prowess and camaraderie.

As the sun sets in a blaze of tangerine and coral hues over the endless ocean, the trio stumbles upon an ancient, weathered map hidden within the folds of a centuries-old pink silk dress, reminiscent of Quaraun's eclectic fashion sense. This map, they soon discover, holds the key to an enigmatic portal rumored to lead to the fabled realm of "Zombietown." Intrigued and perhaps a touch apprehensive, they embark on a journey that will take them far from the comfort of Noodle Beach.

Their quest leads them through enchanted forests, where the gentle whispers of ancient trees share secrets of the past and concerns about the present. Here, your poignant narrative style can be used to highlight the delicate balance between nature and humanity, as well as touch on the pressing issues of forest preservation and climate crisis that resonate deeply with your Romani-Gypsy heritage.

But as they venture deeper into Zombietown, they come face to face with a nightmarish reality—a dystopian landscape ravaged by zombies that were once the inhabitants of this very place. The town's once-colorful beachside attractions are now eerily silent, the rustling of palm leaves replaced by the shuffling of the undead. Here, your emphasis on sensory details can shine, immersing the reader in the ominous atmosphere of decay and dread.

Amidst the chaos, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn encounter survivors who are struggling to retain their humanity in the face of the undead onslaught. This presents an opportunity to delve into the complexities of human resilience, unity, and the spirit of survival, touching on the theme of homelessness as the characters grapple with the loss of their homes and seek to rebuild their lives.

The trio's magical abilities and unwavering bond prove to be a beacon of hope for the survivors, as they combine their unique skills to craft enchanted barriers against the zombie hordes. This mirrors the character-driven nature of your storytelling, as Quaraun's silk-weaving talents, BoomFuzzy's trickster magic, and GhoulSpawn's inventive genius contribute to the tale's progression.

Throughout their journey, the characters engage in profound discussions that echo the thought-provoking themes you cherish. They explore the idea of identity, acceptance, and the power of community, providing an avenue to address LGBTQAI+ rights and Romani-Gypsy rights activism with the authenticity and sensitivity you advocate.

As the story unfolds, unexpected alliances form, and the trio's presence sparks a glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe, Zombietown can be reclaimed from the clutches of darkness. Through their efforts, the resilience of the human (and non-human) spirit prevails, illustrating the capacity for positive change even in the most dire of circumstances.

At the story's crescendo, under the starlit sky that mirrors the endless ocean waves, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn stand side by side with the survivors, a testament to the strength of their bond and the transformative power of friendship. The tale concludes with a sense of catharsis, leaving readers deep in contemplation about the world around them, its challenges, and the potential for renewal and growth—even in the face of a zombie apocalypse.

Incorporating elements of beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and the 1970s, this narrative weaves together a rich tapestry of emotions, symbolism, and themes close to your heart, creating a literary journey that resonates on multiple levels. It embraces the literary and thought-provoking style you seek, while authentically integrating the social issues that matter deeply to you.

Well... okay. It gave up a writing prompt/outline for a new story.

That is not what I was expecting, but, there it is.



IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5

The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.

Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.

The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.

As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.

I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.

The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.

If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.

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What Is This Site?

I'm an author. This is an author home page. It's about me, my life, my books, my hobbies, my home town, and anything else that applies to me and my life. 

Since starting my writing career in 1978, I have written 130+ novels, 2,000+ short stories, 6,000+ non-fiction articles (ALL are found on this site), a few dozen stage plays, 12,000+ blog posts, and a few comic book scripts for Disney's Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck (I only worked for Disney one year (in 2005) and only wrote a few stories for their Danish comic books).

NOTE: I ONLY write the Quaraun series (aka The Twighlight Manor series aka The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane). In recent years there has been an issue with impersonators trying to pass books off as written by me, notably several non-fiction and Erotica books. I write neither nonfiction nor Erotica.

ALL of my books and their cover arts are listed on my website here. Beware of any books you find claiming to be me. If the books are NOT listed here on my website, they are NOT my books.

In fiction works, I specialize in Weird/Bizarro Tales set in 40th century CyberPunk-Quasi Medieval, Cozy Dark Fantasy and Science Fiction worlds featuring an intersex Elf and his Faerie husband main characters.  I DO NOT WRITE ANY OTHER SERIES - THIS SERIES IS THE ONLY ONE I WRITE.

Non-fiction (found ONLY here on my site) is daily updates of events in my life, and how-tos on how I write my novels.

I DO NOT write Erotica.

I DO NOT write books with HUMAN characters.

The Erotica books and books with Human characters, that you are finding, are written by scammers trying to impersonate me.

There is an ongoing FBI investigation into this matter. If you find any such books, please report them to FBI Agengt Andy Drewer @207–774–9322

The FBI believes the people behind the impersonation accounts showing up, are relatives of the woman who murdered my son.




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