FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

ChatGPT's answer:

In the heart of Noodle Beach, where the rhythmic waves of the ocean often bring solace to its residents, a peculiar and unexpected event unfolds that sends shockwaves through the quaint town. Quaraun, the enigmatic Moon Elf silk weaver, and his companions, BoomFuzzy the mischievous Phooka King and GhoulSpawn the inventive Sheep-Demon, find themselves facing an unusual and eerie predicament that challenges their magical prowess and camaraderie.

As the sun sets in a blaze of tangerine and coral hues over the endless ocean, the trio stumbles upon an ancient, weathered map hidden within the folds of a centuries-old pink silk dress, reminiscent of Quaraun's eclectic fashion sense. This map, they soon discover, holds the key to an enigmatic portal rumored to lead to the fabled realm of "Zombietown." Intrigued and perhaps a touch apprehensive, they embark on a journey that will take them far from the comfort of Noodle Beach.

Their quest leads them through enchanted forests, where the gentle whispers of ancient trees share secrets of the past and concerns about the present. Here, your poignant narrative style can be used to highlight the delicate balance between nature and humanity, as well as touch on the pressing issues of forest preservation and climate crisis that resonate deeply with your Romani-Gypsy heritage.

But as they venture deeper into Zombietown, they come face to face with a nightmarish reality—a dystopian landscape ravaged by zombies that were once the inhabitants of this very place. The town's once-colorful beachside attractions are now eerily silent, the rustling of palm leaves replaced by the shuffling of the undead. Here, your emphasis on sensory details can shine, immersing the reader in the ominous atmosphere of decay and dread.

Amidst the chaos, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn encounter survivors who are struggling to retain their humanity in the face of the undead onslaught. This presents an opportunity to delve into the complexities of human resilience, unity, and the spirit of survival, touching on the theme of homelessness as the characters grapple with the loss of their homes and seek to rebuild their lives.

The trio's magical abilities and unwavering bond prove to be a beacon of hope for the survivors, as they combine their unique skills to craft enchanted barriers against the zombie hordes. This mirrors the character-driven nature of your storytelling, as Quaraun's silk-weaving talents, BoomFuzzy's trickster magic, and GhoulSpawn's inventive genius contribute to the tale's progression.

Throughout their journey, the characters engage in profound discussions that echo the thought-provoking themes you cherish. They explore the idea of identity, acceptance, and the power of community, providing an avenue to address LGBTQAI+ rights and Romani-Gypsy rights activism with the authenticity and sensitivity you advocate.

As the story unfolds, unexpected alliances form, and the trio's presence sparks a glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe, Zombietown can be reclaimed from the clutches of darkness. Through their efforts, the resilience of the human (and non-human) spirit prevails, illustrating the capacity for positive change even in the most dire of circumstances.

At the story's crescendo, under the starlit sky that mirrors the endless ocean waves, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn stand side by side with the survivors, a testament to the strength of their bond and the transformative power of friendship. The tale concludes with a sense of catharsis, leaving readers deep in contemplation about the world around them, its challenges, and the potential for renewal and growth—even in the face of a zombie apocalypse.

Incorporating elements of beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and the 1970s, this narrative weaves together a rich tapestry of emotions, symbolism, and themes close to your heart, creating a literary journey that resonates on multiple levels. It embraces the literary and thought-provoking style you seek, while authentically integrating the social issues that matter deeply to you.

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Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.

The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.

As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.

I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.

The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.

If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.