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Wendy Christine Allen 🌸💖🦄 aka EelKat 🧿💛🔮👻
7 min read·Oct 21, 2024
This is not a writing prompt… this is a YouTube video which showed up in my recommended list just now and inspired me to write this story:
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
The Curse of the Liquid Gold✨💛✨⭐️⚡️🌕ִֶָ⚠️☢️☣️😲✨💛✨
{A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu} 🦄🌸
BoomFuzzy’s hands scraped through the muck, pulling up yet another chest from the foul-smelling swamp. He hummed, tapping the rusted hinges.
“Me thinks there’s treasure buried in this bog, Love. Got yet another chest here. I’d wager a guess, prob’ly some stagecoach went off the road here, sunk in the bog. Ain’t no other reason for so many chests in one area.”
“So many of them,” Quaraun said as he closed the trunk BoomFuzzy had dragged out of the mud a few minutes ago, and made his way to the new one BoomFuzzy was dragging up now.
“Ye’ll like this.”
Quaraun leaned closer, eager.
“What have you found?”
“Don’t know. Got weird little potion bottles in it.”
Quaraun’s hand grazed over the edge of the small treasure chest, fingers trembling with excitement as he pulled a tiny glass vial from the heap of jewels and rusted trinkets. Inside, liquid shimmered in an odd, molten hue.
“Liquid gold!” Quaraun exclaimed. “I’ve never see such a thing before.”
It sloshed with a strange molten liquid, gleaming golden even in the dim light filtering through the mist. Quaraun’s breath hitched, his eyes widening.
Gold.
But not quite gold.
“Unicorn!” Quaraun called, waving it at BoomFuzzy, who still stood ankle-deep in the swamp, a shovel slung over his shoulder.
“Look! I’ve found alchemic treasure! Some alchemist has turned mercury into gold!”
“Mercury? Ain’t that dangerous, Love?”
“It’s gold!” Quaraun squealed. “Alchemy! Someone transformed mercury into gold!”
He cradled the vial, eyes glinting with greed.
BoomFuzzy chuckled.
“Mmm, well, good fortune for ye, JellyElf. By the sounds of the birds, night is settling in soon. We should make camp. Can dig around for more treasure in the morning.”
“Alright. I’ll go see where Glinta wandered off to,” Quaraun said, while holding the vial up to watch it shimmer in the sunset. “Liquid gold! And it’s mine!”
The Phooka grinned broadly, though unaware of what Quaraun actually held.
Neither had any notion of the danger.
Quaraun twirled the vial in his fingers, mesmerized by its glow.
That night, the three gathered under the shelter of a half-collapsed tree, huddled around BoomFuzzy’s enchanted crock pot as it simmered with fresh stew.
Quaraun still clutched the tiny bottle of shimmering liquid, admiring it in the firelight.
“Is it not beautiful?” Quaraun said, holding it over the campfire so he could get a better look at it.
The liquid inside swirled, bubbling slightly.
GhoulSpawn looked up, a spoon halfway to his mouth.
“Wait… What did you say that was again?”
“Liquid gold! Someone transformed mercury into gold! I wonder how they did it?”
“There’s no such thing as liqu — -” GhoulSpawn did not get a chance to finish his statement.
Without warning, the vial grew warm in Quaraun’s hand. He frowned, holding it up to the firelight.
BoomFuzzy sniffed the air, pausing from stirring the pot.
“Somethin’ smells off, Love.”
Before Quaraun could react, the bottle he clutched flared with sudden heat. Liquid gold swirled furiously.
A spark.
A flash of light.
Then — BOOM!
The glass exploded into flames, engulfing the campsite in a sudden blaze.
Quaraun yelped, leaping back, his pink silk robes catching sparks.
“JellyElf! Yer robes!” BoomFuzzy’s voice called out, panicked.
GhoulSpawn rushed forward with a blanket, smothering the flames before they could spread.
Quaraun, wide-eyed and panting, stared at the smouldering spot where the bottle had once been. His fingers trembled.
“My gold! It — it burst into flames! I’ve released a trapped fire deity! It was trapped in there! I set it free!”
“No, no, no,” GhoulSpawn muttered, rushing over. “Quaraun. That was Caesium!”
“Casey-um?” Quaraun blinked, shaking his head. “I know no fire deity by such a name.”
GhoulSpawn shook his head, already mumbling to himself, his mind racing through the possibilities.
“Fire deity? No, Quaraun, that was no deity. That was Caesium!”
Quaraun frowned, brushing off the remnants of the ash from his gown.
“Casey…um? Who is this sorcerer you speak of?”
GhoulSpawn’s rambling voice quickened.
“No, not a wizard. A chemical! It reacts violently with air, moisture, especially water! You can’t just — hold it like that!”
Quaraun furrowed his brow.
“You speak in riddles, Glinta. It was a fire deity, and I released it.”
GhoulSpawn blinked, realizing the challenge of explaining.
“No, no. Caesium! It’s a metal. A dangerous metal. That’s probably why it was buried. To prevent anyone getting hurt by it.”
“A metal?”
“Yes. A highly reactive one. The slightest moisture, and it explodes into fire. That’s what happened! You touched water, or even just the air, and it ignited.”
Quaraun tilted his head, perplexed.
“But it was gold! An alchemist’s treasure.”
GhoulSpawn sighed, trying to explain Caesium’s properties, but Quaraun, stubborn as ever, gathered flowers into his hands and braided them into a crown.
“I must appease the fire spirit,” he muttered. “It might be angry.”
GhoulSpawn sighed, rubbing his temples.
“No, no… it’s a natural element. It looks like gold but is far more dangerous. It reacts instantly with water, releasing heat and flames.”
But Quaraun waved him off. His superstitions outweighing scientific logic.
“It was a fire spirit! I released it. Now, it is gone. I shall appease it with offerings.”
He began muttering an incantation, weaving flowers into a garland to leave as an offering for the deity he believed he’d unleashed.
GhoulSpawn exhaled heavily.
“I give up.”
More Quaraun:
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Quaraun and BoomFuzzy
The Pink Necromancer, Moon Elf silk weaver & merchant: Quaraun on Noodle Beach. His master chef Phooka turned Lich husband: BoomFuzzy with his 1968 VW Bus Beach Noodle Food Truck. And their on again/off again mad scientist Sheep Demon lover: GhoulSpawn with his 1974 AMC Gremlin time machine. Time Travel setting swings back and forth between 40th century Maine after a comet hit the moon decimating the planet, and the 1970s, Maine. Quaraun in the main character, he and BoomFuzzy are a married gay couple. GhoulSpawn is their shared live-in lover. Art by Wendy Christine Allen.
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Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post
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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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Links To The Quaraun Stories Can Be Found Listed Here These Stories are cross published on: You can find even more about Quaraun novels, novellas, novelettes, short stories, poems and drabbles at these locations: | Amazon AC1 | Amazon AC2 | Blogger | DeviantArt | FB Profile | FB Page | FB Short Story Writers Group | FictionPress | Google Business | Google Developers | Gravatar | GumRoad | Instagram | Itch.io | LinkedIn | Medium | Myspace | NexusMods | Notd | OnlyFans | PayPal | Pinterest | Quora | Reddit 1 | Reddit 2 | Spoonflower | Steam | TikTok | Tumblr | Twitch | Twitter-X | Vocal | YouTube | Zazzle | Google+ |Copyright © [oldest articles written 1978],[website founded - 1996] – |
f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:
...and after that video, you want these ones:
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If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:
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My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.
As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.
There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.
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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.
There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.
I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Do you know who this woman is?
On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.
She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.
Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.
The golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club. |
The Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
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If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?
Video explains what else she's done ...
If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office. |
Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon
Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad
On Medium:
An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium
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On Vocal:
Index of the Quaraun short stories on Vocal
On Notd:
Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on Notd
On OnlyFans:
Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on OnlyFans
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Pink Necromancer Merch: On CafePress:
An Index of the Quaraun Merch on CafePress
Pink Necromancer Merch: On Zazzle:
Index of the Quaraun Merch on Zazzle