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The Summoner of Darkness:

The River Boat Man-Woman

(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet fully edited. The published print edition may be different.)



The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
Volume 11 of 130

The Summoner of Darkness:

The River Boat Man-Woman

(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet fully edited. The published print edition may be different.)


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The Summoner of Darkness is

an Epic Length Novel of more than 300,000 words

(500+ paperback pages)

This chapter is...

Word count: 2,514

or

8 paperback pages.




The Summoner of Darkness:


The River Boat Man-Woman

(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet fully edited. The published print edition may be different.)

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Quaraun stopped and stared at the river. Many small brooks veered off of it and they had come to a section that was shallow and wide and had a nice quiet, clean brook branching off it and he decided it was time to bathe again. 

“Why are we stopping?” Unicorn asked.

“I'm dirty. This water is clean. Very clean. It has beach sand in it. We are getting closer to the ocean.”

“Ya've already bathed today.”

“I know.”

Once again Unicorn watched as the Elf did his dailt ritual of very sexually bathing himself in front of the Phooka. After which the two rolled around on the moss bank shootig their seed on ech other,

When their ravenious lovemaking was finiahed, they once again continued their journey. Quaraun and Unicorn walked along side the small brook. 

"Where do ya soppose ZooLock got to?" Unicorn asked.

"I don't know," Quaraun said. "I'm starting to not care."

"Ya gonna go after him?"

"No. I'm sick going after him."

Just then, a person wearing a long black hooded cloak and riding on a swimming otter cat, pulled up beside them. The person's entire body was obscured by the cloak, so there was no way to identify their species, race, or gender.

"Hello!" The cloaked stranger said cheerilly. The voice gave no indication of who or what they were either.

"Erh, hello," Quaraun said in return. He looked around wondering where they had come from.

"I'm the River Man."

"Uhm... Okay, Riverman." 

"Or perhaps I'm the River Woman."

"Alright, then Riverwoman." 

"How dare you try to asign my gender!" The cloaked person suddenly yelled at him.

"I wasn't..." The starteled transgender Elf began to say.

"I'm here to take you across the river. "

"There's no river," Quaraun said looking around.

"This," the River Man-Woman said waving their arms around magnimously. "Is the River Tem!"

"It's a not a riv..."

"I can take you to visit Tem, if you like."

"I wasn't going..."

"Tem is my bestie."

"That's nice. But I..."

"Me and Tem are best friends and we both live on the River Tem."

"You're completly not listening to..."

"Tem is friends with Tem, you know. You'll love Tem."

"Who's Tem?"

"Which Tem are you asking about?"

"Is there more then one?"

"All Tems are Tems. Which of the ten tems did you want?"

"I don't know. Which Tem are you talking about?"

"Doesn't matter. Every Tem is identical you know. Except for Bob."

"Bob?"

"His parents were rebels. Filled with determination, they was. Bob is the only Tem in all of Temville, who's name isn't Tem. But that's alright. Bob's name being Bob fills Bob with even more determination."

"It's the BuckleBerry Ferry!" Unicorn said pointing to the otter cat.

"I feel like I'm in a bad nightmare," Quaraun groaned.

"Glorious isn't it?"

Qaraun turned to Unicorn.

"What did you put in my eggnog?"

"Only de usual," Unicorn replied. "But I does nae t'inks dis here be the nog jogging ya nogging."

"Are you seeing this too?"

"Aye."

"What's happening?"

"Does nea know." Unicorn turned to the Riverboat Man-Woman. "Whatcha want?"

"I'm here to take you down river."

"Why?"

"You need to go to The Prancing Pony."

"I do?"

"Hop on my boat and we'll be off!"

"What boat?" Quaraun asked.

"I t'ink he-she means de otter cat."

Quaraun stared down at the strange looking brown animal the River Man-Woman was sitting on.

"I'm not getting on that thing."

The otter cat looked insulted and hurt.

"Ya stupid cunt. Ya hurt it feeling," Unicorn said. "Let us get on de boat and take a ride, ya could use a rest."

"That is not a boat!"

"It probably safer then a boat, come on."

Unicorn stepped off the mossy banking onto the back of the otter cat, then reached back to take the Elf's hand and guide him on board.

"I'm not...argh!" Quaraun fell backwards as the otter cat zipped off full sp