The Summoner of Darkness:

The River Boat Man-Woman

(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet fully edited. The published print edition may be different.)

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
Volume 11 of 130

The Summoner of Darkness:

The River Boat Man-Woman

(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet fully edited. The published print edition may be different.)

Please Note: The Quaraun Series Is Rated M18+ and you must be 18 or older to buy it.

Most pages on EelKat.com are about writing Yaoi, and thus probably is NSFW; reader discretion is advised.

Why is the Quaraun Series Rated M18+?


By Wendy C Allen

The Summoner of Darkness is

an Epic Length Novel of more than 300,000 words

(500+ paperback pages)

This chapter is...

Word count: 2,514

or

8 paperback pages.



The Summoner of Darkness:

The River Boat Man-Woman

(Bizarro Dark Fantasy Yaoi free to read online)

(No clue what chapter it is, it's anyone's guess; I did not chapter this novel, yet. You are seeing the pre-publication draft edition of it here, which is not yet fully edited. The published print edition may be different.)

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Quaraun stopped and stared at the river. Many small brooks veered off of it and they had come to a section that was shallow and wide and had a nice quiet, clean brook branching off it and he decided it was time to bathe again. 

“Why are we stopping?” Unicorn asked.

“I'm dirty. This water is clean. Very clean. It has beach sand in it. We are getting closer to the ocean.”

“Ya've already bathed today.”

“I know.”

Once again Unicorn watched as the Elf did his dailt ritual of very sexually bathing himself in front of the Phooka. After which the two rolled around on the moss bank shootig their seed on ech other,

When their ravenious lovemaking was finiahed, they once again continued their journey. Quaraun and Unicorn walked along side the small brook. 

"Where do ya soppose ZooLock got to?" Unicorn asked.

"I don't know," Quaraun said. "I'm starting to not care."

"Ya gonna go after him?"

"No. I'm sick going after him."

Just then, a person wearing a long black hooded cloak and riding on a swimming otter cat, pulled up beside them. The person's entire body was obscured by the cloak, so there was no way to identify their species, race, or gender.

"Hello!" The cloaked stranger said cheerilly. The voice gave no indication of who or what they were either.

"Erh, hello," Quaraun said in return. He looked around wondering where they had come from.

"I'm the River Man."

"Uhm... Okay, Riverman." 

"Or perhaps I'm the River Woman."

"Alright, then Riverwoman." 

"How dare you try to asign my gender!" The cloaked person suddenly yelled at him.

"I wasn't..." The starteled transgender Elf began to say.

"I'm here to take you across the river. "

"There's no river," Quaraun said looking around.

"This," the River Man-Woman said waving their arms around magnimously. "Is the River Tem!"

"It's a not a riv..."

"I can take you to visit Tem, if you like."

"I wasn't going..."

"Tem is my bestie."

"That's nice. But I..."

"Me and Tem are best friends and we both live on the River Tem."

"You're completly not listening to..."

"Tem is friends with Tem, you know. You'll love Tem."

"Who's Tem?"

"Which Tem are you asking about?"

"Is there more then one?"

"All Tems are Tems. Which of the ten tems did you want?"

"I don't know. Which Tem are you talking about?"

"Doesn't matter. Every Tem is identical you know. Except for Bob."

"Bob?"

"His parents were rebels. Filled with determination, they was. Bob is the only Tem in all of Temville, who's name isn't Tem. But that's alright. Bob's name being Bob fills Bob with even more determination."

"It's the BuckleBerry Ferry!" Unicorn said pointing to the otter cat.

"I feel like I'm in a bad nightmare," Quaraun groaned.

"Glorious isn't it?"

Qaraun turned to Unicorn.

"What did you put in my eggnog?"

"Only de usual," Unicorn replied. "But I does nae t'inks dis here be the nog jogging ya nogging."

"Are you seeing this too?"

"Aye."

"What's happening?"

"Does nea know." Unicorn turned to the Riverboat Man-Woman. "Whatcha want?"

"I'm here to take you down river."

"Why?"

"You need to go to The Prancing Pony."

"I do?"

"Hop on my boat and we'll be off!"

"What boat?" Quaraun asked.

"I t'ink he-she means de otter cat."

Quaraun stared down at the strange looking brown animal the River Man-Woman was sitting on.

"I'm not getting on that thing."

The otter cat looked insulted and hurt.

"Ya stupid cunt. Ya hurt it feeling," Unicorn said. "Let us get on de boat and take a ride, ya could use a rest."

"That is not a boat!"

"It probably safer then a boat, come on."

Unicorn stepped off the mossy banking onto the back of the otter cat, then reached back to take the Elf's hand and guide him on board.

"I'm not...argh!" Quaraun fell backwards as the otter cat zipped off full speed, running over the top of the water.

"Squall-la-la, we're off! " Cried the Riverboat Man-Woman.

"What the hell is this thing!" Quaraun gasped as he sat back up, and clung to Unicorn, terrified of falling off into the water.

"Have you ever seen a Vulkin?" The Riverboat Man-Woman asked, completly ignoring the Elf's question.

"No," the frightened Elf answered, his eyes growing wide as he watched the forest zooming by at lightening speeds.

"He mistakingly believes his lava heals people."

"His lava?"

"He's a magma man."

"Okay. I guess." Quaraun wasn't paying attention any more. He just wanted to get off this thing before he got sea sick. "I feel sick. I want to get off."

"Tsunderplane, likes to get in the way," the Riverboat Man-Woman continued. "Not on purpose or anything."

"Tsunderplane?"

"My boat!"

"What..."

"Tell my boat she has a nice rudder,"

"There isn't a bo.."

"That ain't no rudder," Unicorn said, pointing to the otter cat's bum.

"Hey baby!" Unicorn screamed out. "Nice ass! Ya could probaly kick like a horse with that ass!"

The otter cat purred happilly and started running faster over the surface of the water.

"Unicorn..." Quaraun started to say, but the River Man-Woman interupted him.

"She liked that! Listen to her engines roar! Tell her she's got great turbines now!"

Unicorn learned over and looked the otter cat in the face. 

"Nice tits ya gots there, Baby!" He yelled cheerfully. "Ohhh hoo! That cheered her up! Ooooh! Yaaaaehhh... that's it! I got this! I did it! Faster, Thunder Baby! Faster! Arrrgh! arrgh! Arrgh! Oh god! Fuck me! Damn! Faster! Faster! Oh fucking suck a cock! Look at her go!"

Unicorn was loving the ride.

"What is wrong with you?" Quaraun asked the over hyper Faerie.

"I is a horse. How often do we horses ever get rides? Everyone rides on us, but we never gets to ride on anyone else, now does we?" 

Quaraun closed his eyes and sighed and pretended none of this was happening.

A sign appeared on the trees.

"Look at that sign," Unicorn said.

Quaraun opened his eyes and say a blinking neon sign writing in a language he didn't recognize.

"What does that mean, River Man-Woman?" Quaraun asked pointing to the sign as they passed it.

"Girth! Coming this spring," the River Man-Woman said. "New super store."

"I don't like that you used the words gith and coming in the same sentance," Quaraun said.

"We are freeeee! Ha ha ha!" The River Man-Woman cackled hysterically. "Kicking people is the best!"

"Kicking pepo..."

"Have you ever tried it?"

"No!" The Elf sounded mortified at the thought.

"Kicking people is fun!"

"Can you slow this cat down?" Quaraun asked.

"No! It's a bird! We're flying and we're all wearing loin cloths! Woo hoo!" 

"You're wearing a loin cloth under that robe?"

Unicorn was suddenly naked, except for a loin cloth.

"Why are YOU wearing a loin cloth?" Quaraun asked.

"I dont know. It felt like the t'ing ta do."

"Christmas is coming, you know."

"I don't celebrate Christmas," Quaraun said.

"I should take you to visit Santa Claus," Unicorn chirped.

"I love Christmas," River Man-Woman said. "Everything just goes nuts and your brain melts right out of your head. Makes the best cheese."

"Him has no brains already," Unicorn said, referancing the fact that a Pink Jelly Fish was living in Quaraun's head and had eaten his brain several years ago.

"Hey, here's a Christmas gift," River Man-Woman said as they handed Quaraun a cheerily wrapped box, topped with a big sparkling bow. "I swear there's not a Human head inside this package. It's just a toy."

"Somehow I'm not believing you..."

"Weeee! Isn't this fun!" Was all the River Man-Woman said in response. "I did at first, but it's not so bad. This place is my new home now, so I'm happy to." 

"Happy to what?"

"Beside the river stands the Holy Tree of Life. There doth my Father dwell, and my home is in Him. The Heavenly Father and I are one."

"What are you talking about?"

"A weed is simply a plant that has mastered every survival skill. Except for learning how to grow in rows. It does it's own thing. Doesn't follow the leader. What is wrong with that? What gives you the right to kill it just for being different?"

"I want to get off this boat."

"Anything short is just laziness and a form of looking away."

"Please stop this boat and let us off."

"If you're thinking 'that's so tolerant,' it really isn't..."

"There's that cat again," Quaraun said. 

Quaraun pointed to the black cat watching them (again). No one else had noticed it, again.

"What cat?" The River Man-Woman asked. "Where?"

"It's the same black cat from before," Quaraun said with a worried tone. "I feel the cat is following us, yet it cat can't be the same one. It couldn't possibly have traveled from there to here. Could it?"

"Kats are tricky you know," River Man-Woman said. "Never know what they'll say next."

"Say? Cats don't talk."

"Not where you're from maybe."

"Where are you from?"

"What'd the Kat look like?"

"A black cat with yellow-green eyes, and wearing a collar richly encrusted with faceted peridots."

"That would be her majesty."

"Her majesty?"

"Empress EelKat. Queen of the Ptarmagin Kats."

"What's a Ptarmagin Kat?"

"Here from Planet Ptarmagin. It's an invasion. First Temville, soon the world!"

"You're insane."

"As are you!"

“Look at that,” Quaraun pointed to the cat, but when he did the cat lept up and ran into the bushes.

“Look at what?”  Unicorn looked to see where Quaraun was pointing. There was nothing there.

“A black cat, with a jewelled collar. I saw it again. Why are there cats watching my every move?”

"Ya is getting parinoid," Unicorn said.

"I'm not imagining it. I saw a cat. The same cat I keep seeing. Everywhere we go! It's following us."

"Why would a cat be following us?"



Hamsa
Eye of The Grigoi
Eye of the Watchers
Eye of God
Hand of God
Eye of Protection
Evil Eye
Gypsy Curse

"I don't know."

"Cats does nae follow ya, Quaraun. Ya being loopy again."

"Look! There's another sign," Quaraun said.

"I would read it but I currently have my mouth full of cheese," Unicorn said.

"You can't read."

"Oh yeah! I forgot." Unicorn laughed. "Want some cheese?"

"Where's you get..."

"It were in the box," Unicorn explain. "It head cheese."

"Squall-la-la, we're here!" The River Man-Woman announced as the otter cat came to a hault.

Quaraun got off as fast as he could. 

"We didn't go anywhere," the Elf said looking around.

"She's gonna be so happy now," River Man-Woman said

"I'm not," Quaraun muttered. "I'm scarred for life."

"Kicking people is the most fun," River Man-Woman said very matter of factly. "Well, it was nice meeting you all, but we must be off. Time to murder people."

"Time too...what?" 

Before Quaraun could ask for further explaintion the mysterious robed person and their otter cat were gone.

"Unicorn? What just happened?"

"Beats me. Good cheese though."

"Do you think about anything other then your stomach?"

"Does fucking ya arse count?"

"No!"

"Then, no. Want some?"

Unicorn handed Quaraun the now opened Christmas package. Quaraun looked inside. In the box was a Human head, the top sawed off the skull, the brain removed and replaced with a whipped cheese, brain, and pimento drip.

"Head cheese is made with real heads isn't it?" Quaraun asked.

"Yep. Usually they they use hogs head and hogs brain or moose head and moose brain. Have ya ever tasted moose head cheese?"

"No." Quaraun felt sick. He closed he box and handed it back to Unicorn.

"It delisious. But this Human Head Cheese even better. Must get the recipe."

"Where did ZooLock get to?" Quaraun asked looking around.

"T'ought we was no more caring what happen to Squidy-pants."

"I don't trust him."

"Ya does nae trust any one, Quaraun."

"I trust you."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Well, take me eyes oot with a melon baller und burn them in hell for all eternity!"

"You don't believe me."

"Nope."

"Why?"

"Yis a scardy pants Elf, what got morbid thoughts in him head. Always t'inking every one be oot to gets him..."

"Every one is out to get me."

"That true. And it beside the point. Ya has gotten so paranoid about the peoples who really are after ya, that ya go off t'inking peoples who ain't after ya is after ya as well."

"No I don't."

"Yes ya do."

"When do I do that?"

"Ya tied me to an altar and tried to vivisect me, because ya got it in ya head I was among the peoples ot to get ya. I has not forgotten that yet."

"I'm sorry."

"Ya almost killed me."

"You're a Lich, you can't d..."

"Ya're a Necromancer with power over Liches."

"I love you."

"I know ya do. I would nae stays with ya if I did nae think that. But ya has trust issues, Quaraun. And I can no trust ya, because ya does nae trust me."

"I trust you more then I trust anyone else."

"I know. I can see that. And I can see ya pull away at night. Ya still scared of me."

"I'm scared of everyone."

"I know. Ya've had a hard life. I does nea fault ya, ya fears. Ya've been given good reasons to fear, but ya does nae have to fear me. I is no gayyn hurt ya, Quaraun. Someday ya'll accept that."


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The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane
Volume 11 of 130
The Summoner of Darkness
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Volume 11: The Summoner of Darkness

Back from the dead, once again with Unicorn in tow, and now with the Thullid priest ZooLock his prisoner shackled in chains, Quaraun is headed back to The Screaming Unicorn Tavern in Old Orchard Beach, but finds himself cursed with endless bad luck, as one thing after another drops out of the sky in his path.

Highwaymen, hellhounds, a turtle as big as a house, fire breathing butterflies, a train station from the 20th century, and a strange glow-in-the-dark demonic wizard with pockets full of sheep, who sits in a red armchair in poppy field in the 1400s reading 1980s spellbooks books by Gary Gaygax.

Quaraun goes head to head against The Gremlin, a time traveling wizard from the future who refuses to allow the Pink Necromancer back into Old Orchard Beach, where since his last visit, an evil Sorcerer named HellBorne has erected a giant cursed lighthouse known as The Black Tower.

ZooLock however has other plans, and while 4 rival wizards tear up the town in a wizard's duel, the Squid Headed Aliens From Neptune's Moon and their armies of JellyFish worshiping cultists arrive in town to preform a ritual that will unleash an Elder Brain Chaos Demon, known as The Sacred Pink JellyFish on the world. Too bad they didn't know she was already in town.

NOTE: Most of this novel will be available as free to read online.

List Of Sample Chapters
Available To Read Online:

  • A Letter To Home
  • HellBorne and The Missing Sacrificial Sheep
  • Highwaymen 
  • Another Letter To Home
  • Hellhounds
  • The Half-Elf Thief With Pockets Full of Sheep
  • "I am Very Concerned About Blueberries." - Back At The Blueberry Plains of The Screaming Unicorn Inn
  • A Field of Fire Breathing Butterflies
  • The Pumpkins Are Following Us
  • A Third Letter To Home
  • The Abandoned Cathedral
  • A Piano Fell From The Sky
  • The Glow-In-The-Dark Sun Elf Who Fell From The Sky
  • Night Terrors
  • "Him not hurt. Him just cry baby."
  • The Pregnant JellyFish
  • Stay Wid Us Too Lang, Ya Go Crazy Wid Us
  • The Black Lighthouse
  • Strange Nightmares
  • Pumpkins Again
  • Food Fight In a Funeral Home
  • Shrimp Dinners 
  • The Sixth Letter To Home
  • The Fetishes of Phookas
  • A Tavern Scene Part 1 - "Ever heard of a chastity cage?"
  • A Tavern Scene Part 2 - Drunk Elves, Shrimp Dinners, and Dungeon Masters From The Future
  • He Kills People With Candy (The 7th Letter To Home)
  • ZooLock Again - Off To Talk to Merchants About Murder #2
  • Three Days, Three Murders, & Still No Shrimp Dinners
  • The Missing Children Bean-Nighe and Ben-Neeyah Warned Of
  • Explosions From The Sea
  • A Hurricane Hits The Lighthouse
  • The Blind Phooka
  • You Always See The Pony?
  • Murder #4 & Questions About The Black Tower
  • Pumpkins, Blueberries, and Shrimp
  • The Thullids Arrive In Town
  • Investigating Murder #5
  • ZooLock's Thullid Cultists
  • Murder #6 - The Red Herring Murder
  • Murder #6 - The Real Murder
  • The First Try At Entering Black Tower
  • The Black Tower's Garden of Death
  • Elves In Chandeliers
  • Aardsvorkus Muddsburge & The Crystal cave of Time and Necromancy
  • The Train Station
  • Back At The Tavern
  • Mallac and The Murder Weapon
  • Mallac And The Shambling Dead - No Spell Is Ever without A Price
  • Why is there an elephant in my bed?
  • "Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcuf! Kcid a kcus! Kcuf!"
  • Another Night, Another Murder (Murder #7)
  • Elwin
  • "My first thought was, where would a three year old put your bag of holding?"
  • The Oozing Plate Of Sugar Cookies Bludgeoned By The Courageous Alien Being Chased By A Bloodthirsty Crazed Celebrity Chef
  • Elwin and The Town Full of Dead Children
  • Glimmer Monks wear nothing underneath their robes...
  • Can Unicorns conceal themselves amongst normal horses and pick them off in secret?
  • The Thullids Are Gathering Around The Golden Rooster
  • A Bag Full of Pickled Jellyfish
  • Back At Black Tower
  • The Bottomless Pit
  • I'm HellBorne The Evil, Lord of Black Tower, of The Castle of Blood and Death
  • Necromancers Don't Wear Pink
  • BoomFuzzy's Evil Army of Blood Thirsty Marshmallow Tutti-Frutti Fuzzy Wuzzy Fluffy Bunnies
  • The Cult of The Sacred Pink JellyFish
  • The Pregnant Jellyfish and The Murdered Half-Elf
  • The Wrath of The Pink Necromancer
  • Darkness Falls
  • Back To Black Tower Again
  • The Ptarmagin Kats of Space Dock 13
  • On Board The VISION-D8
  • Elwin Again

(The End?)


Did You Know?

The Summoner of Darkness is the first time The Gremlin, EelKat, Lyxiana, Bela, and Spriggan (all characters from the original 1978 edition of Friends Are Forever, Volume 1 of The Twighlight Manor Series) make appearances in The Quaraun series.

While most of the Quaraun series is written with Quaraun as the only point of view character, EelKat, the primary point of view character of the Twighlight Manor series, alternates with Quaraun as a point of view character in Summoner of Darkness.

The novel tells 2 stories side by side, with all odd numbered chapters telling Quaraun's version of the story in the 1400s, and all even numbered chapters being written as letters from EelKat in the 1980s to her sister Lynxian.

EelKat is a 4th wall meta breaking narrator.

Who Is GhoulSpawn?

This is the first time GhoulSpawn appears using the name GhoulSpawn. In previous volumes he was using the name Glinta instead.

In the Twighlight Manor series he is known as The Gremlin.

Quaraun's teenaged lover GhoulSpawn is a "natural born" Sorcerer. He is a half-Elf/half Demon. 

GhoulSpawn's father was an evil Demon who commanded an army of Ghouls. Because of this, he was known simply as "The Ghoul". 

GhoulSpawn's mother was a Sun Elf whom had fallen in love with The Ghoul, but was forbidden by her family to have contact with him. She in turn ran away with her Demon lover, thus causing a war between Elves and Demons.

The Sun Elves tell a story of how their Princess was kidnapped and raped by the Ghoul, thus she gave birth to the Spawn of the Ghoul. Though his mother named him Glinta, she died while he was still very young, and his Elven kin, took to calling him GhoulSpawn as a way to brand him not one of them.

GhoulSpawn is an interdimensional time traveller, because he is unable to remain in any one time, place or dimension long, because he was born in the Hell Dimension, which exists outside of the realm of time and space as we know it. The Ghoul tried to escape the Sun Elves by going to the distant future (1974) and leaving his half-Elf son and the boy's mother there to live among a band of LSD addicted hippie Humans whom drove a 1974 AMC Gremlin.

The Sun-Elves eventually found their missing she-Elf and brought her back to the 1400s where she belonged, but she refused to leave her half-Demon son behind.

After his mother's death, GhoulSpawn was made a servant to his High Elf step-father and full blooded Elf step siblings, all of whom abused him and treated him like a slave. He grew up constantly being told he, because he was only a half-Elf, was unloved and unwanted and should have been killed at birth, resulting in the very low self esteem he has.

Neither Demons nor half-Elves are considered welcomed members of society, both being forced to live in small tribal groups on the outskirts of civilization. Both are often stoned to death or hung if they dare set foot in a city.

GhoulSpawn being both a Demon and a half-Elf is doubly mistreated by the majority of the world's population. He takes to travelling with Quaraun because Quaraun simply accepts GhoulSpawn as he is and is not bothered by being seen in the company of either a Demon or a half-Elf.

There are several instances when people try to bully GhoulSpawn and Quaraun (a high ranking full-blooded aristocratic High Elf) is quick to stand up for him, protecting and defending the half-Elf. Quaraun is often classified by other Elves as "insane" simply because he is willing to be friends with a half-Elf.

GhoulSpawn has a speech impediment which lessens when he is relaxed and grows worse the more nervous or frightened he becomes.

Around calm laid back characters like Quaraun, GhoulSpawn speaks without difficulty. However around domineering, headstrong, or bullying characters such as Unicorn or HellBorne, GhoulSpawn develops a stutter, making it difficult for him the get to the end of a sentence. 

Because he is a Demon, GhoulSpawn was born with natural magical abilities, making him a rare "natural born wizard" or sorcerer.

GhoulSpawn is typical of a Sorcerer in the Quaraun series, in that he has Demon blood, was thus born with a Demon's natural ability to cast magic on some levels, has taking to self-teaching himself how to control the magic powers he was born with, is outcast from society because of his link to Demons, and is generally not well thought of, even though he is not in any way evil, and is in fact the only part of the cast who could be considered anything close to being a Hero.

Being a time traveller, there are times when Quaraun encounteres both GhoulSpawn and his future counterpart Gremlin in the same novel.

This is the first novel in the series to feature multiple versions of GhoulSpawn in a single novel.

GhoulSpawn remains one of the most hated and most loved characters in the series. People who dislike him, absolutely despise him and have gone so far as to request I remove his character from the series entirely. While people who love him, often cite him as their favourite character and often request I add him into more stories more often.

For the people who don't like him, I'm sorry, but he remains one of my favourite characters of the series and he's not going anywhere.

For the people who want to see more of him: there are plans to make changes to several stories in the series to include him in the future editions, more often.

You can find out more about GhoulSpawn here:

Did You Know:
Summoner of Darkness
was written on location at the real Witch Pond?

Meet The Real Witch Hole Pond:






If You Want To Visit Witch Hole Pond For Yourself, Here Are The Directions To It: 
(Address is: Witch Hole Pond, Carriage Road, Mt. Desert Island, Acadia National Park, Bar Harbour, Maine)

This novel was originally written in: 2014 - 2016


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