November 14, 2023 will be the 10 year anniversary of the November 14, 2013 murder of my 8 month old infant son, at BugLight Lighthouse Art Studio of Southern Maine Community College in South Portland, Maine. If you have any information about who his killer is, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322


My Son Was Murdered, The Killer Walks Free, Your Child Could Be Next!

FAQ: What are the most visited pages on this website and how many visits do they get?

Several years ago, I wrote an article on how to write different types of magic uses, or rather how I personally write various types of magic users within the context of my Quaraun books. Today that page is one of my top ten most visited articles. It gets 50 to 500 views/reads/hits/visits per day depending on the time of the years and has had over 200k visits total since it was published.

Amphibious Aliens: Debunking The Atwater Family's Alien Abduction Hoax with more then 30MILLION reads since 2007 and The GoldenEagle: Debunking Stephen King's World's Most Haunted Car Hoax with over tenMILLION reads since 2007 still rank as the two most visited articles on my website, but, neither of those are writing related.

Writing Medieval Servants is my most visited writing related article with over 7MILLION reads.

This website was started in 1996 and has 1 to 3 new articles (all written by me, I am the only writer on this site) published almost daily. In 2017 we crossed ten thousand articles published. As of 2023, EACH article gets MINIMUM 10 to 70 reads PER DAY, with the high traffic articles getting 500+ reads per day.

And since December 2019, my website now gets three hundred thousand to 7 million reads per month - well over ONE HUNDRED MILLION PAGE READS PER YEAR, making it not only the single most trafficked site in the State of Maine, but also one of the most visited websites in ALL OF NEW ENGLAND!

{{{HUGS}}} Thank you to all my readers for making this possible!

 TRIGGERED! I'm a Straight Cis Woman, but I am deemed Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach, Are you too gay for the bigoted, minority harassing, white power, gay hating psychos of The Old Orchard Beach Town Hall Too? 

Now that we've reached 10,000 pages, it has become necessary to create a new method of indexing the pages, seeing how it's not possible to link 10,000 pages from the navabar... heck, I had trouble just linking the top 100 pages in the navabar! LOL!

Since moving to this new url in 2013, I've been linking the top 100 most visited pages in the navabar and then linking to everything else from them. As of October 15, 2017, that system is being replaced with this one, which, hopefully will make it easier for you to navigate around this massive site.

So, now I'm creating topic pages, which will contain this links to the pages, and I'll just link to the topic pages in the navabar instead. Hopefully this system of indexing the pages will make it easier for you to find the pages you are looking for.


This page's topic is...

The Business Side Of Being an Author

By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.

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The Business Side of Authorship

Discover the dynamic interplay between creativity and commerce in "The Business Side of Authorship." Journey into the realm where the quill meets the ledger, exploring how authors navigate the literary landscape as entrepreneurial visionaries. Uncover insights on choosing publishing pathways, monetizing creativity, and mastering marketing symphonies. Learn to balance time between crafting captivating narratives and managing the intricacies of authorial enterprises. Delve into the art of leaving a legacy beyond words, as your stories resonate, inspire, and impact. Join us on this voyage, embracing the fusion of art and business, and unlock the secrets to thriving in the world of authorship.

Book Marketing

Dive into the art of captivating readers and reaching literary heights with "Book Marketing." Uncover the strategies that transform your masterpiece into a magnetic force, drawing readers from far and wide. Explore the intricacies of social media engagement, author branding, and promotional tactics that amplify your voice. Navigate the ever-evolving digital landscape with precision, weaving a web of connection and resonance. From book tours to online platforms, learn to harness the power of visibility and craft a compelling narrative that extends beyond the pages. Embark on this literary journey, where words become not only a story but a phenomenon that captivates minds and hearts.

The Everyday Life of Authors

Step into the enchanting world behind the words as we explore "The Everyday Life of Authors." Unveil the intriguing blend of creativity and routine that shapes the lives of literary minds. Discover the rituals, habits, and inspirations that fuel the creative process. From morning musings to midnight scribbles, delve into the intimate moments that bring stories to life. Join us on a journey through the everyday lives of authors—a glimpse into the captivating tapestry of imagination, discipline, and the art of crafting worlds with words.

Starting a Novella Writing and Self-Publishing Business

Embark on a thrilling adventure into the realm of literary entrepreneurship with "Starting a Novella Writing and Self-Publishing Business." Uncover the essential steps and strategies to transform your passion for storytelling into a thriving business venture. From crafting captivating plots to navigating the world of self-publishing, this blog post is your compass on the path to success. Unleash your creativity, learn the art of self-promotion, and forge a path towards financial independence as you embark on the journey of building a novella writing and self-publishing business. Ignite your dreams and set sail on the seas of literary entrepreneurship!

Business Plans For Writers

Dive into the strategic realm of writing with "Business Plans For Writers." Discover the crucial role a well-crafted business plan plays in your authorial journey. This blog post delves into the intricacies of outlining your writing goals, defining your target audience, and mapping out your marketing strategies. Whether you're a budding novelist or an experienced wordsmith, learn how to turn your passion into a profitable endeavor. Explore the art of balancing creativity and commerce, and unlock the key to a successful writing career. Prepare to wield your words with purpose and embark on a literary odyssey guided by a solid business plan.

  • Should I as an author have a business plan?

Websites (How To Build Them) For Authors

"Websites (How To Build Them) For Authors" is your comprehensive guide to establishing a captivating online presence. Delve into the art of website creation tailored to authors, exploring user-friendly platforms, design essentials, and content strategies. Learn to showcase your literary portfolio, engage readers, and optimize your website for discoverability. Uncover the secrets of seamless navigation, compelling author bios, and effective calls to action. Whether you're a technophile or novice, this blog post empowers you to craft a polished and professional website that reflects your unique authorial voice, fostering connections with readers and expanding your literary reach.

  • What Do I Do to Start Up a Website?
  • I Don't Have a Lot of Money. Can I Just Do a Simple Website?
  • What Should I Have on My Website?
  • Should I use PayPal to handle the mechanics of a website sale?
  • I'm Ready to Put Together a More Complex website. What Should I Have?
  • Why Should I Send Customers to Amazon or B&N When I Sell My Book at Full Retail?
  • How do I make money off my author website?
  • Monetizing your website:  My Amazon Sales (multiple page series)

Self Publishing: Everything you should know

"Self Publishing: Everything You Should Know" is your definitive roadmap to the world of independent publishing. Explore the ins and outs of self-publishing, from manuscript preparation to distribution and marketing strategies. Uncover key insights into formatting, cover design, and pricing your work. Navigate the complexities of Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing (KDP), Smashwords, and other self-publishing platforms. Learn to harness the power of social media, book promotion, and building an author platform to maximize your book's visibility. Whether you're a first-time author or seeking to enhance your self-publishing prowess, this blog post equips you with the knowledge to confidently embark on your literary journey.

Time Management For Authors

"Time Management for Authors" delves into effective strategies for writers to optimize their creative process and productivity. Discover practical techniques to prioritize writing amidst busy schedules, balance creativity with other commitments, and overcome common time-related challenges. Explore how to set realistic writing goals, establish productive routines, and utilize tools that enhance efficiency. Learn to combat writer's block, maintain focus, and strike a harmonious work-life balance. Whether you're a budding author or an experienced wordsmith, this blog post offers invaluable insights to help you make the most of your writing time and achieve your literary aspirations.

Taxes and
Legal Stuff For Authors

"Taxes and Legal Stuff for Authors" provides essential guidance on navigating the complex world of taxation and legal matters as a writer. Uncover key insights into tax obligations, deductions, and financial record-keeping specific to authors. Explore important legal considerations, such as copyright protection, contracts, and licensing agreements. This blog post offers practical tips to ensure you're informed about crucial financial and legal aspects of your authorship journey. Whether you're a self-published novelist, short story writer, or novella author, this resource equips you with the knowledge needed to confidently manage your financial and legal affairs while focusing on your passion for writing.

The Writer's Daily News

"The Writer's Daily News" delivers a curated digest of the latest literary trends, industry insights, and writing tips directly to your inbox. Stay updated on the ever-evolving world of writing, from novelists to short story authors. Discover valuable resources, author success stories, and strategies for enhancing your craft. Whether you're a fantasy novelist, novella writer, or interested in the art of short stories, this blog post keeps you informed and inspired to fuel your creative journey. Elevate your authorship with a daily dose of news tailored to writers, helping you stay connected and motivated in your writing endeavors.

Travel Writing As a Career

"Embark on a Journey: Travel Writing as a Career" explores the captivating realm of turning your passion for exploration into a fulfilling profession. Delve into the art of crafting evocative narratives that transport readers to far-off destinations. Discover insider tips for weaving cultural experiences, sensory details, and personal insights into your travel tales. Uncover strategies for building a successful travel writing career, from pitching to publications to monetizing your adventures. Whether you're a budding author or an established writer seeking new horizons, this blog post offers a roadmap to embark on a thrilling path of travel writing and storytelling.

Do you like envelopes that you have to lick yourself or do you prefer ones that you don't have to lick yourself?

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What do you want to become? 
What did you do today to step closer to that goal?
Whatever you do, be your best at it!
And remember to have yourself a great and wonderfully glorious day!


By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Eye of the GrigoriIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the destruction of my farm, and the illegal selling of half of my land to Colliard, you shall lose your land.
tent2.JPGIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my being homeless since 2006 - YES, I AM still homeless in 2023, you shall become homeless.
eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you ever made fun of or had any part in the backhoe driving over my house, you shall lose your house.
home again the return of the goldeneagle dodge 330If you ever made fun of or had any part in my car being cut in half, you shall lose your car.
volvo-art-car-eelkat-Dazzling-Razzbury-3-artist-wendy-c-allen-painting3.pngIf you ever made fun of or had any part in my becoming crippled, you shall lose your health.
If you ever made fun of or had any part in the murder of my son, your child shall die an equally horrible death.

Evil men go out of their way to try to drive a person to suicide.

Are you an evil man?

Are you sure you're not?

How many people have YOUR hate filled words killed?

Next time you go to do a mean thing to a fellow human, stop and really think about the consequences of your actions.

Did you ever notice how every one has a story to tell about me, yet not one of them ever speaks the truth?

What lies has YOUR gossiping tongue spread about me?

Did you know...

October 16, 2006, bomb blew up my house because of YOUR lies.

August 8, 2013, the house which replaced the one the bomb blew up, was driven over by a backhoe.

November 14, 2013, my 8 month old infant son was murdered because of your lies.

November 14, 2013, I was beaten up, paralized for 5 months, spent 18 weeks relearning to walk, I'm now crippled for the rest of my life, because of YOUR lies.

Are you proud of what you have done?

Enjoy your eternity in Hell. You earned it. You've certainly worked hard for it.


If you have any information about any of these events, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207-774-9322