Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
 Transman Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and his husband King Gwallmaic (aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) King of The UnSeelie Court. Main characters of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer series.
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Happy 2026!
It is our 30th anniversary here at Space Dock 13!
On the web since 1996!
You have encountered an extremely old website that continues to exist in old web ways, the same way it has done for now three decades.
In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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This site was NOT designed for mobile devices (as they had not been invented yet when I created it) thus this site looks best on a computer, at 1280x768 or above. |
This is a very old website created in 1996, so, yes, javascript is needed for the site to work as it should. If things don't function, you may need to update javascript drivers on your device |
This site tries to be mobile friendly but it's been online since 1996, so old pages may not load right on mobile devices, and as this site has had pages added near daily for 30 years there are now over 20k pages here. |
Having started out in life as a GeoCities site, this site contains glitter, bright colours, blinkies, moving gifs, and other things the old web was known for. |
Now that we've reached 10,000 pages, it has become necessary to create a new method of indexing the pages, seeing how it's not possible to link 10,000 pages from the navabar... heck, I had trouble just linking the top 100 pages in the navabar! LOL!
Since moving to this new url in 2013, I've been linking the top 100 most visited pages in the navabar and then linking to everything else from them. As of October 15, 2017, that system is being replaced with this one, which, hopefully will make it easier for you to navigate around this massive site.
So, now I'm creating topic pages, which will contain this links to the pages, and I'll just link to the topic pages in the navabar instead. Hopefully this system of indexing the pages will make it easier for you to find the pages you are looking for.
Enjoy!
This page's topic is...
The Business Side Of Being an Author
- EelKat Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author & Art Car Designer
- The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author
- EelKat Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author & Art Car Designer
- The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author
The Business Side of Authorship
Discover the dynamic interplay between creativity and commerce in "The Business Side of Authorship." Journey into the realm where the quill meets the ledger, exploring how authors navigate the literary landscape as entrepreneurial visionaries. Uncover insights on choosing publishing pathways, monetizing creativity, and mastering marketing symphonies. Learn to balance time between crafting captivating narratives and managing the intricacies of authorial enterprises. Delve into the art of leaving a legacy beyond words, as your stories resonate, inspire, and impact. Join us on this voyage, embracing the fusion of art and business, and unlock the secrets to thriving in the world of authorship.
- Rights As An Author: When someone wants to use your work in their book.
- Taxes and dealing with the IRS for writers
- The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author
- Return the Advance?
- Make Writing Your Career
Book Marketing
Dive into the art of captivating readers and reaching literary heights with "Book Marketing." Uncover the strategies that transform your masterpiece into a magnetic force, drawing readers from far and wide. Explore the intricacies of social media engagement, author branding, and promotional tactics that amplify your voice. Navigate the ever-evolving digital landscape with precision, weaving a web of connection and resonance. From book tours to online platforms, learn to harness the power of visibility and craft a compelling narrative that extends beyond the pages. Embark on this literary journey, where words become not only a story but a phenomenon that captivates minds and hearts.
- Books in Vacationland 2017
- Buying Reviews
- Don't put flyers on people's cars...
- Using Yahoo Answers to promote your book and author website.
- Holiday Marketing
- Marketing Your Book
The Everyday Life of Authors
Step into the enchanting world behind the words as we explore "The Everyday Life of Authors." Unveil the intriguing blend of creativity and routine that shapes the lives of literary minds. Discover the rituals, habits, and inspirations that fuel the creative process. From morning musings to midnight scribbles, delve into the intimate moments that bring stories to life. Join us on a journey through the everyday lives of authors—a glimpse into the captivating tapestry of imagination, discipline, and the art of crafting worlds with words.
- Introduction To The Quaraun Series: aka Too Gay For Old Orchard Beach
- Too Young To Write It?
- Manuscript Reading Services or Will You Read My Book and Tell Me What You Think?
- Dealing With Scam Emails
- Who is Lisa Grace? And Why Is She Telling People We Wrote A Book Together?
- Pen Names Maintaining Anonymity
- Keeping Healthy
- The Lemon Water Diet for Authors too busy writing to have time for the gym.
- Allergies
- Walk
- Juggling life, the universe, and everything while being a writer too
- Books Amazon Says My Readers Have Also Bought, When Buying My Novels
- Women Don't Date Jerks or Stalkers, So Stop Being One
Starting a Novella Writing and Self-Publishing Business
Embark on a thrilling adventure into the realm of literary entrepreneurship with "Starting a Novella Writing and Self-Publishing Business." Uncover the essential steps and strategies to transform your passion for storytelling into a thriving business venture. From crafting captivating plots to navigating the world of self-publishing, this blog post is your compass on the path to success. Unleash your creativity, learn the art of self-promotion, and forge a path towards financial independence as you embark on the journey of building a novella writing and self-publishing business. Ignite your dreams and set sail on the seas of literary entrepreneurship! |
Business Plans For Writers
Dive into the strategic realm of writing with "Business Plans For Writers." Discover the crucial role a well-crafted business plan plays in your authorial journey. This blog post delves into the intricacies of outlining your writing goals, defining your target audience, and mapping out your marketing strategies. Whether you're a budding novelist or an experienced wordsmith, learn how to turn your passion into a profitable endeavor. Explore the art of balancing creativity and commerce, and unlock the key to a successful writing career. Prepare to wield your words with purpose and embark on a literary odyssey guided by a solid business plan.
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Websites (How To Build Them) For Authors"Websites (How To Build Them) For Authors" is your comprehensive guide to establishing a captivating online presence. Delve into the art of website creation tailored to authors, exploring user-friendly platforms, design essentials, and content strategies. Learn to showcase your literary portfolio, engage readers, and optimize your website for discoverability. Uncover the secrets of seamless navigation, compelling author bios, and effective calls to action. Whether you're a technophile or novice, this blog post empowers you to craft a polished and professional website that reflects your unique authorial voice, fostering connections with readers and expanding your literary reach.
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Self Publishing: Everything you should know"Self Publishing: Everything You Should Know" is your definitive roadmap to the world of independent publishing. Explore the ins and outs of self-publishing, from manuscript preparation to distribution and marketing strategies. Uncover key insights into formatting, cover design, and pricing your work. Navigate the complexities of Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing (KDP), Smashwords, and other self-publishing platforms. Learn to harness the power of social media, book promotion, and building an author platform to maximize your book's visibility. Whether you're a first-time author or seeking to enhance your self-publishing prowess, this blog post equips you with the knowledge to confidently embark on your literary journey.
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Time Management For Authors
"Time Management for Authors" delves into effective strategies for writers to optimize their creative process and productivity. Discover practical techniques to prioritize writing amidst busy schedules, balance creativity with other commitments, and overcome common time-related challenges. Explore how to set realistic writing goals, establish productive routines, and utilize tools that enhance efficiency. Learn to combat writer's block, maintain focus, and strike a harmonious work-life balance. Whether you're a budding author or an experienced wordsmith, this blog post offers invaluable insights to help you make the most of your writing time and achieve your literary aspirations. |
Taxes and
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The Writer's Daily News"The Writer's Daily News" delivers a curated digest of the latest literary trends, industry insights, and writing tips directly to your inbox. Stay updated on the ever-evolving world of writing, from novelists to short story authors. Discover valuable resources, author success stories, and strategies for enhancing your craft. Whether you're a fantasy novelist, novella writer, or interested in the art of short stories, this blog post keeps you informed and inspired to fuel your creative journey. Elevate your authorship with a daily dose of news tailored to writers, helping you stay connected and motivated in your writing endeavors. |
Travel Writing As a Career"Embark on a Journey: Travel Writing as a Career" explores the captivating realm of turning your passion for exploration into a fulfilling profession. Delve into the art of crafting evocative narratives that transport readers to far-off destinations. Discover insider tips for weaving cultural experiences, sensory details, and personal insights into your travel tales. Uncover strategies for building a successful travel writing career, from pitching to publications to monetizing your adventures. Whether you're a budding author or an established writer seeking new horizons, this blog post offers a roadmap to embark on a thrilling path of travel writing and storytelling. |
Do you like envelopes that you have to lick yourself or do you prefer ones that you don't have to lick yourself?
This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
- EelKat Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author & Art Car Designer
- The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author
While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.
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Important:
Fraudulent sites are impersonating Wendy Christine Allen.
- The ONLY official website for Wendy Christine Allen is www.eelkat.com
Fraudulent social media accounts, particularly on Reddit and FaceBook are impersonating Wendy Christine Allen.
- The ONLY official social media accounts for Wendy Christine Allen are listed in the footer here at www.eelkat.com
Find Me on Social Media:
- Amazon: Author Central
- Amazon: Quaraun Series Index
- Blogger
- CafePress
- DeviantArt
- FaceBook (Profile)
- FictionPress
- Gravatar
- GumRoad
- Lemon8
- Medium
- Notd
- OnlyFans
- PayPal
- Reddit 1 (Primary)
- Reddit 2 (Alt; Archived)
- SpoonFlower
- TikTok
- Tumblr
- Twitch
- Twitter (X)
- Vocal
- WordPress
- YouTube
- YouTube Shorts
- Zazzle: My Art
- Zazzle: Quaraun Merch
Any websites and accounts you find online that are NOT on this list are NOT Wendy Christine Allen
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If you encounter a page which asks for a password, no, you can not request access. There are over 2k pages of this website set to password access, due to the ongoing FBI investigation into my son's murder. If you are a police officer authorized access these pages but do not have the passwords, let me know, I will deliver the passwords to the specific pages you are allowed to access, to you via the Portland FBI office and you can pick them up from the FBI agent in charge of the murder investigation.
Pages where you can find out more information on that:
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Looking for my annual NaNoWriMo Prompts and Dares? I've been publishing these every year since 2004!
 The Park Bench Method of Writing The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: Paperpacks & Hardcover Editions on Amazon:
Not sure what the series is about? Check out and Faeries vs Elves (In The Quaraun Series) A Pink Necromancer World Lore Post and Worldbuilding MoonQuakes and Disabled Characters for Fantasy Writers and How well do I know Quaraun? - Let's find out! to find out more about the plot and lore of the series. Not sure which story to start with? These here are good places to start, to get a good introduction to the three main characters:
Or if after reading those, you still are looking for more free to read stories, there are over three thousand of them on this site, too many to list here, but here a few dozen to get you started... ...you can just jump in and try reading some of the free to read online stories first before committing to buying the books:
Hmmm... soooo... I was making the above list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here, and adding it into the footer of my site, here as you can see, which loads on every page, and then I realized... wait... there are over two thousand Pink Necromancer stories up free to read on my website, I can't put two thousand links on every single page! Whoops! LOL! So, now I'm putting list to ALL the links to EVERY Quaraun story published on my website here on this page instead and just link that page to the footer instead. But also I'll just leave some of the links in the footer, as you can see above.
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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
- EelKat Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author & Art Car Designer
- The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author
The Space Dock 13 WebRing
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Yes, this website (founded in 1996) is old enough to have WebRings on it, and they are still in use.
Don't know what a WebRing is?
They were how we webmasters used to get traffic to our websites before the invention of search engines (aka before Jeeves, DogPile, Yahoo. Google, Bing, or the rest existed). In their simplest form a WebRing is an html code that rotates link displays. In their more advanced form they are java scripts that give random results. Each ring had three active links titled "Previous", "Random", and "Next", clicking any of the 3 links would take you to the next website in the ring.
Web Rings are the REASON the internet was called "the world wide web". To use them, each webmaster submitted their site to the ring, a single code held 100 websites, and codes could be stacked to hold 100 code sets (or 10,000 links to 10,000 websites), each web master in the list, would then place the code in the footer of their website.
This created the SPIDER WEB that was the literal WEB OF LINKS that gave the internet it's name "World Wide Web" and is WHY websites are CALLED "web sites". And technically, your site is not a WEB site unless it is connected to a WEBRing, likewise you technically are not a WEBMaster if you do not build WEBrings links for you WEBsite to connect to the WEB.
Unfortunately, most knowledge of WebRings, and whi sites were called WEBsites and sites on the WEB were called the World Wide Web, vanished from the internet in 2014 when the official WebRing.org company who managed 90%+ of the internet's WebRings went out of business after the infamous Google Panda 2013 bot attack that delisted ALL websites from the Google Index if they contained a WebRing of links to other websites in it's footer.
And while most sites abandoned the use of WebRing Codes on their sites, Space Dock 13 did not. The Space Dock 13 WebRing remains active, now 28 years after it's creation. Over the decades however, one by one all the other websites in the ring have gone off line, and as they did, I replaced the url with a link to a page of my own website (as this is a java code - it updated on every website without the others needing to change anything). Today in 2026, eelkat.com is the last remaining website in the ring, and now all 10k links go only to pages on eelkat.com, no longer sending you to other websites.
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- EelKat Wendy C Allen: Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author & Art Car Designer
- The Business Side Of Writing and Being an Author
The Park Bench Method of Writing
If you are one of (as of December 2025, the now more than ten thousand) daily visitors, who arrive here daily in search of SEO advice, I made this page for you:
If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322
- Everything we are allowed to publicly release about The FBI Investigation Can Be Found Here
If you encounter a page which asks for a password, no, you can not request access. There are over 2k pages of this website set to password access, due to the ongoing FBI investigation into my son's murder. If you are a police officer authorized access these pages but do not have the passwords, let me know, I will deliver the passwords to the specific pages you are allowed to access, to you via the Portland FBI office and you can pick them up from the FBI agent in charge of the murder investigation.
Pages where you can find out more information on that:
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