40TH CENTURY DYSTOPIAN MAINE | COZY SWEET ROMANTASY | DARK FANTASY | ELVES & FAERIES & DEMONS & SHIFTERS | FURRY YAOI | GOTHIC LITERATURE | GYPSY MAIN CHARACTERS | INTERSEX CHARACTER | LGBTQAI+ FICTION | MARRIED GAY COUPLE | MINI STORY | Mpreg SERIES | POLY GAY ROMANCE | QUEER FICTION | SLICE OF LIFE | TRANSMAN CHARACTER | VIGNETTE | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE |

🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

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The Fluffy Pink Disaster
a LitRPG Pink Necromancer Fiction Short

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story 

Series Trigger Warnings:

 * Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover

 * Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man

 * Furry Yaoi 

 * Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.

 * Transman Mpreg

Not all things appear in all stories. 

Series Heat Level:

 * Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon

 * Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange

 * Novels: Orange, Lemon

What is the series about?

It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.

It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.

The Fluffy Pink Disaster

Quaraun stood outside a crumbled concrete ruin, eyeing the broken cobblestone path ahead. His elaborate pink silk robes trailed behind him, dragging through the snow.

Around his slender neck, a Fluffy Pink Feather Boa of Supreme Confidence glistened in the icy wind, shedding delicate plumes like drifting petals.

On his feet, he wore the cursed Heel-Clicking Pink Stiletto Boots of Glorious Drama, towering perilously high and gleaming like pink obsidian daggers.

“This…” GhoulSpawn began slowly. “Is a terrible outfit choice for scavenging.”

“It is fashionable,” Quaraun corrected, flicking his boa dramatically over one shoulder. The pink feathers swirled in a dazzling flourish of flamboyance.

“It’s no wonder Humans call you ‘Quaraun the Insane’.”

“I am not insane.”

“Oooohhh nooooo…” BoomFuzzy groaned from behind, clutching his head. “Ya ken th’ boa drives me mad, Love. Ya ken that thin’ gots a curse on it that makes us Fae hostile — ”

“I know,” Quaraun said smugly, tossing the boa again.

BoomFuzzy’s brass-goggled eyes flared dangerously.

“Ya’re pushin’ yer luck, JellyElf…”

“You always complain when I look better than you,” Quaraun said, flicking the boa a third time.

“Better than me? Ha! Ya look like a deranged overstuffed pink peacock!” BoomFuzzy barked. “Ya strut about like ya own th’ place — “

CLICK… CLICK… CLICK…

Quaraun confidently strode forward, his stiletto heels striking the cobblestones like gunshots. Each step sent echoes rolling through the frozen streets.

“Would you stop that!?” GhoulSpawn hissed. “You’re making enough noise to wake the dead!”

“Good.” Quaraun flicked his boa again. “I am the Pink Necromancer. Waking the dead is what I do.”

BoomFuzzy staggered after him, fists clenched.

“If ya toss that bloody boa one more — “

Quaraun spun on his heel —

CLICKCLICKCLICK!

— and tossed the boa once more in BoomFuzzy’s direction.

The reaction was instantaneous.

BoomFuzzy’s silver pupils narrowed to pinpricks, his expression enraged like a storm cloud.

“Ohhhh… Now ye’ve done it…”

“Uh-oh,” GhoulSpawn whispered. “He’s going full feral.”

BoomFuzzy’s hair bristled, his long grey dreadlocks quivering like an enraged cat’s tail.

“BOA TOSSIN’ LITTLE PINK — “

“I told you,” Quaraun interrupted smugly. “I look fabulous.”

“Ya look ridiculous!”

Quaraun stepped back —

CLICK. CLICK. CLICK.

BoomFuzzy lunged.

“EEP!” Quaraun spun to run —

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK!

His deadly pink stilettos clattered wildly against the cobblestones as he bolted down the street, pink robe flaring, pink boa flapping behind him like a distressed flamingo.

“WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!” GhoulSpawn shouted, chasing after them.

“HE’S CHASING ME!”

“YOU STARTED THIS!”

“WHY IS HE CHASING ME?!” Quaraun shrieked, his heels hammering like war drums on stone.

“BECAUSE YA WON’T STOP TOSSIN’ THAT BLOODY BOA!” BoomFuzzy bellowed.

“HE CANNOT HELP HIMSELF!” GhoulSpawn wheezed, sprinting to keep up. “IT’S THE CURSE! STOP THROWING THE BOA!”

“I REFUSE!” Quaraun snapped and —

CLICKCLICKCLACK —

His stiletto heel snagged on a loose cobblestone. He stumbled —

“NOOOOOOOOOOO — “

THUD!

Quaraun hit the icy ground with a soft pomf, landing like a fallen swan. His boa fluttered dramatically across his face.

BoomFuzzy tackled him.

“GOTCHA NOW, YA GLITTERY WEE BEASTIE!” BoomFuzzy straddled Quaraun’s back like a victorious warlord pinning down a defeated enemy. “Let go of it!”

“No!”

“I’m rippin’ th’ bloody boa to shreds!”

“Do not touch my boa!”

“Will you two stop fighting!”

“Drop it!”

“Get off of me!” Quaraun shrieked, squirming violently beneath him.

“You’re both acting like children!” GhoulSpawn yelled as he caught up to the squabbling lovers. “You’re both grown men!”

“Gimme it!”

“NO!”

“GIMME!” BoomFuzzy grabbed the boa and yanked.

“NOOO!”

Feathers exploded in all directions like a pink blizzard.

BoomFuzzy coughed and spat out stray plumes.

Quaraun flailed, trying to snatch the remnants of his beloved accessory.

“I paid a fortune for that!”

“Aye? Well it’s a fortune wasted!” BoomFuzzy declared triumphantly, waving a tattered handful of mangled feathers.

“STOP!” GhoulSpawn gasped, staggering to a halt, hands on his knees. “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you two look right now?”

BoomFuzzy paused, still clutching what remained of the boa.

Quaraun lay sprawled face-down in the snow, one stiletto boot twisted awkwardly behind him.

Shredded feathers rained down like confetti.

“…I hate these boots…” Quaraun mumbled miserably into the ice.

“Good!” BoomFuzzy snorted. “Next time ya dress like a peacock, I’ll roast ya for supper.”

GhoulSpawn wiped his face.

“This is why no one trusts us as supervillains…”

  • +5 Feather Debris Added to Inventory
  • +3 Bruised Pride Added to Inventory
  • Achievement Unlocked: “You’re Just Jealous Because I’m Pretty”
  • Quaraun gained +5 Drama
  • BoomFuzzy gained +10 Smugness
  • GhoulSpawn gained +1 Migraine

Moral of the Story: Fashion can be deadly. Especially if you dramatically toss your boa one too many times.


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The Pink Necromancer: The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane aka The Twighlight Manor Series

🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸

  • eBook Editions from this series can be found on: GumRoad
  • Kindle, eBook, Print Paperback, & full colour illustrated Hardcover Editions from this series can be found on: Amazon

Meet The Characters

Links To The Quaraun Stories Can Be Found Listed Here

These Stories are cross published on:

You can find even more about Quaraun novels, novellas, novelettes, short stories, poems and drabbles at these locations:

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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.

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By Wendy C Allen

f you are here looking for aliens, ufos, demons, cryptids, haunted cars, curses, Etiole, the wild man of old orchard beach, the goldeneagle car, the white monkey, or any of that other weird bullshit, you want this video:



...and after that video, you want these ones:

eelkat_red_scarf.jpgWendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

Coming soon (Nov/Dec 2026)... patterns for my slow stitched embroidery:

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The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

I shouldn't have to say this, but people keep contacting me, so apparently I do:

  • No, I do not believe in aliens. Stop contacting me to ask for alien information. If you believe in aliens, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, my car is not haunted. I've debunked that rumour many times now. . Stop contacting me to ask for haunted car information. If you believe in haunted cars, I think you are insane, retarded, or both.
  • No, I am not connected to Stephen King. I didn't even know who he was until you idiots started contacting me asking about him. I had to look him up on Google to find out what you were even talking about! If you have questions about Stephen King, go contact him and ask him. I'm not him. I don't know him. I know nothing about him. I've never read one of his books. I've never seen one of his movies. I can't figure out why you people are even coming to me to ask about him in the first place!
  1. If someone told you I believe in aliens, if someone told you my car was haunted, if someone told you I was connected to Stephen King, you NEED to contact the FBI agent in charge of my son's murder investigation and TELL HIM WHO it was who told ou, exactly WHAT it was they said, HOW they contacted you, WHERE they contacted you... because it is a KNOWN FACT that my son's murderer is the one who started all these slanderous alien, haunted car, Stephen King rumours, and the FBI is trying to catch her.

If you have any information about my son’s murderer, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Do you know who this woman is?

On August 8, 2013 she drove a backhoe over my house. On November 14, 2013 she arrived at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me with a golf club and murdered my son. One June 24, 2016, days after my first attempts to walk again, she attacked me with a shopping cart at Scarborough, Walmart, reinjuring the Nov 14, 2013 injury.

She crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet id-ed the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club.

Complete details of EVERYTHING she did is on this page here.

Clairescreenshot.pngThe golf club woman who called herself Clair as she looked November 14, 2013. Her hair is a weird chin leangth pageboy (very Medival style cut) platinum blonde with wide brown/black dyed stripes in it (like a reverse of Lily Munster, but the stripes are several, almost like a zebra). I am 5'6" and she was a LOT taller then me, like closer to the height of a man; she had thin lips like a man, and large nose like a man... she COULD have been a man disguised as a woman, given the ease with which she severed my spine....she's is a LOT stronger then is typical for a woman). She was wearing a chambre blue denim "blazer jacket over shirt" and a button up mens shirt (possibly flannel) and blue jeans. The bulk of her yelling was focused on accusing me of being transgender, even while ripping my baby out of my 8 month pregnant belly and bashing his head in with a golf club.
zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotThe Claire woman as she looked during her shoping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart June 2016, the attack with left me paralyzed and in a wheelchair. Her hair was dyed dark red, and she drove away in a gold Volvo 240 Station Wagon of a late 1980s/early1990s model, with a "458" on the lisnce plate.... If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 9 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #fbiinvestigation #truecrimetiktok ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

Good god! We just found out about yet another slanderous rumour this woman has been spreading? When does it end? How many more of these things are out there?

Video explains what else she's done ...

If you have any information about the woman who crippled me with a golf club, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.


The Goldeneagle World's Most Haunted Car - 1964 Dodge 330If you encounter anyone claiming my car is haunted, demon possessed, or somehow connected to Stephen King please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.
@eelkat part 7 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #plannedparenthood ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you encounter anyone claiming I believe in aliens or was an alien abducttee, please give the information of who, when, where/location to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

@eelkat part 4 of 10 #dogwalk around the block (Maine st, Elm st, St Mary's, Dunkin, South street, Bradbury st) #Biddeford #Maine #night #library ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

If you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgIf you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine 04064-1520 on August 8, 2013 please give the information of who it is to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am sick and tired of people not giving a shit that my son was murdered!

I am sick and tired of jackasses making up rumours and lies about me and my car, calling me an alien abductee and my car haunted, just to try to cover up my son's murder!

Books By Wendy Christine Allen
Currently Available on Amazon Kindle:

Index of the Quaraun novels, novellas, & short story collections on Amazon

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And GumRoad:


Index of the Quaraun short stories on GumRoad

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On Medium:

An Index of the more than TWO THOUSAND Quaraun Short Stories on Medium

(NOTE: a $5 or $15 per month paid subscription required to access stories on Medium)


On Vocal:

Index of the Quaraun short stories on Vocal


On Notd:

Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on Notd


On OnlyFans:

Index of the Quaraun Short Stories on OnlyFans

(NOTE: a $4.99 per month paid subscription required to access stories on OnlyFans)


Pink Necromancer Merch: On CafePress:

An Index of the Quaraun Merch on CafePress


Pink Necromancer Merch: On Zazzle:

Index of the Quaraun Merch on Zazzle


Not Quaraun:

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