Counting Down to the 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)
40TH CENTURY DYSTOPIAN MAINE | COZY SWEET ROMANTASY | DARK FANTASY | ELVES & FAERIES & DEMONS & SHIFTERS | FURRY YAOI | GOTHIC LITERATURE | GYPSY MAIN CHARACTERS | INTERSEX CHARACTER | LGBTQAI+ FICTION | MARRIED GAY COUPLE | MINI STORY | Mpreg SERIES | POLY GAY ROMANCE | QUEER FICTION | SLICE OF LIFE | TRANSMAN CHARACTER | VIGNETTE | ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE |
🌸🦄🌸 Furry Yaoi Fiction about Elves and Faeries and Satyrs and Demons and Unicorns and Technomancer Wizards and Liches living in a Lighthouse and surviving as Travelling Merchants and Food Truck Chefs in Cyberpunk Dystopian 40th Century Maine, and Zombie Apocalypse and Time Travel but it’s Slice of Life Vignettes of Mundane Daily Lives of The UnSeelie Court’s Royal Family trying to survive after a comet hit the moon and turned the Earth into a CyberPunk Ice-Age. 🌸🦄🌸
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- Eating the Elephant 🌸🦄🌸🧿 {A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu}꧁✨🌸🔮🦄🔮🌸✨꧂ Wendy Christine Allen
Eating the Elephant
{A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu} 🦄🌸
The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane - A Pink Necromancer Short Fiction Story
Series Trigger Warnings:
* Polyamorous married gay couple and their live-in lover
* Intersex main character, who lives as a trans man
* Furry Yaoi
* Characters often drink, swear, use drugs, and smoke hookahs.
* Transman Mpreg
Not all things appear in all stories.
Series Heat Level:
* Short Stories: Sweet, Fluffy, Lime, or Limon
* Novellas: Lime, Limon, Orange
* Novels: Orange, Lemon
What is the series about?
It's three god-level planet destroying alien invader Space Elf, Space Faerie, Space Demon wizards, with big global domination plans, whom have invaded 40th century Earth, settled in a lighthouse in Maine, are hellbent on destroying all Humans and taking over the planet, but never getting anything done because they are too busy throwing temper tantrums, having hissy fits, and flinging food, sea slugs, insults, and sexual tension at each other to get around to destroying the planet.
It's slice-of-life survival horror in a post-apocalyptic necromantic dictatorship, told through dysfunctional domestic intimacy between soul-stealing villains who rule the world. Welcome to the spiralling madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. This is the hostile, dystopian, necromantic, and hyper-sensory domestic horror of Quaraun’s everyday life with BoomFuzzy (and sometimes GhoulSpawn), in a grim world ruled by undead Faerie warlords where society has collapsed and survival is brutal, intimate, and corrupt, and Humans are often on the menu of UnSeelie Court feasts.
Eating the Elephant
{A Pink Necromancer Kishōtenketsu} 🦄🌸
Quaraun sat alone at the corner table, nursing his absinthe and pretending to ignore the Humans’ conversation behind him.
The tavern was dimly lit, with the smell of ale and damp wood filling the air. Their voices were low, but clear enough to catch bits of their strange discussion.
“Eating the elephant,” one of them muttered.
Quaraun’s brow furrowed. He glanced towards them, but before he could study them more closely, the group stood up and left the tavern, their conversation fading into the cold evening mist.
Confused, Quaraun stayed seated, mulling over the strange phrase, wondering what it must mean, while waiting for BoomFuzzy and GhoulSpawn to return.
A few moments later, BoomFuzzy plopped down beside Quaraun, shaking off the rain from his purple tartan cloak.
GhoulSpawn, equally drenched, grumbled something incoherent about wet wool, as he sat across from them.
“What took you two so long?” Quaraun asked.
“Barterin’ with the fishmonger,” BoomFuzzy replied, grinning. “Ye know me and me bargains.”
“Get anything good?”
“Got five crates of fresh scallops. FarDarrig’s loading ’em up on the vardo.”
“Odd thing,” Quaraun said thoughtfully. “While you were outside, I overheard some Humans say something about ‘Eating the elephant.’”
BoomFuzzy blinked.
“Eat an elephant?”
“Is that even possible?”
GhoulSpawn frowned, rubbing his chin.
“I’ve never seen an elephant… Are they edible?”
“I think they are plotting something,” Quaraun whispered. “But why? Bank heist or something. They were talking about moving bars of gold, and not having enough manpower to do it. Then one said ‘Eating the elephant’. And they all left.”
“Do you suppose it’s a secret code?” BoomFuzzy asked.
“Maybe. But then another one said he liked eating elephants one bit at a time and it would help them with the gold bars. Very odd. And where are they finding these elephants? There are no elephants on the menu, so they can not be eating them here.”
The trio sat huddled in the tavern, pondering the strange phrase.
“I thought elephants went extinct with the last of the heatwaves,” BoomFuzzy said, tapping the table. “Ye’d be hard-pressed to find anythin’ that big still wanderin’ about in the present ice age. Last I saw anythin’ close, it was woolly mammoths in Mongolia, when I was a lad.”
Quaraun nodded.
“In Persia, caravans used them. Not mammoths. Elephants. We used to ride them, towering beasts. But that was long before the ice.”
“I’ve never seen one,” GhoulSpawn admitted, scratching his ram horns. “But in Hell, there were mammoth-like HellBeasts — massive things with tusks. Humans used a ouija board to bring me to Earth, maybe some of the tusked Hellbeasts are here now too. Maybe Humans hunt those?”
BoomFuzzy leaned back in his chair, grinning.
“Aye, mammoth huntin’ was somethin’ back in the day. They were a challenge. Ye didn’t eat ’em much, more fur than meat. Tough meat.”
Quaraun raised an eyebrow.
“I never ate them either. Though the Human caravans were fond of ivory — trade was strong. And now… nothing.”
“What if they found some ancient herd?” GhoulSpawn suggested. “Maybe Humans have some trapped somewhere?”
BoomFuzzy laughed, shaking his head.
“A herd of mammoths, or elephants, in this ice age? Ridiculous.”
“And yet,” Quaraun murmured. “They said it. ‘Eating the elephant. One bite at a time.’ There’s something to it.”
The rain outside tapped on the windows as they pondered the mystery.
“I wouldn’t mind seein’ an elephant again,” BoomFuzzy mused, swirling his drink. “They were majestic beasts, if ye could manage to avoid the tusks.”
GhoulSpawn leaned forward, eyes wide.
“But what if they’re more than just elephants? What if they’re mutated? HellBeasts could survive in this ice age… maybe Humans found a way to hunt them.”
Quaraun sighed, resting his chin on his hand.
“Perhaps. But I wonder… what could they be planning with elephants? They were talking about gold bars. Maybe they want elephants to tow the gold?”
BoomFuzzy chuckled, eyes twinkling.
“Whatever it is, I doubt it’s elephant stew.”
“But still…” Quaraun’s voice trailed off. “We should keep an eye out for them.”
The End?
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This page was written by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine.
All Rights Reserved.
🌸🦄🌸 This work of fiction is a part of a long-running series of novels, novellas, short stories, and poetry, that I have been writing & publishing since 1978 (50th anniversary coming in 2028!) spanning over 3k published works. 🌸🦄🌸
The series is a blend of the following genres, themes, and topics:
40th Century Dystopian Maine | Absurdist | Adult tone, gritty, harsh, visceral | Alienated Loners Who Lived on the Edge of Society | Alternate History | Autistic protagonist | BioDome & Eco-Fiction | BioPunk | Bizzarro | Camping, Glamping & Outdoor Adventure Fiction | Carny Gypsy Caravan & Vardo Life Tales | Character-driven worldbuilding | Character Study | Cosmic Horror | Cozy Fantasy | Cozy Romantasy | Culinary Fiction | CyberPunk | Dark Fantasy | Demons | Dialogue Vignette | DinoPunk | Domestic Fiction | Dying Earth | Dystopian | Elf Wizard | ElfPunk | Elves | EMO Goth EdgeLord | Environmental Catastrophe | EOTWAWKI | Experimental Abstract Literary Slice of Life | Evil Elves | Evil Unicorns | Evil Wizards | Exotic Alien Planets | Faerie King | Faeries | Family Saga | Fear of the Unknown Dystopian Literature | Fictional Portrayal of Psychopaths | Flying Carpets | Food Truck & Mobile Gastronomy Drama | Found Family | FrostPunk | Furry Yaoi | Futuristic False Utopia Dystopic Societies | Gay Male Pulp Fiction Dialogue Vignette | Gay Romance | Genderfluid characters in fiction | Gothic Literature | Grotesque Domestic Fiction | Grotesque Families & Relationships | Gypsy Main Characters | Hyper violent, hyper dysfunctional power trio | Human Experimentation (Mad Scientist Horror) | Intersex Main Character | Isekai | Lgbtqai+ Speculative Drama | Life In Maine | Lighthouse Keeper Tales | Magical Realism | Married Gay Couple | MPreg | MPreg Family Life | Mini Story | MM Romance | MMM Romance | New Weird | Neurodivergent main character | Occult Horror | Off-Grid Homestead Prepper Survival Fiction | Omegaverse | Paranoid Fiction | Parallel Universe | Poly Gay Romance | Portal Fantasy | Post-apocalyptic Survival Punk | Post-comet Earth | Post-Post-Zombie Apocalypse | Queer Fiction | Radical Reformation Fiction | RayPunk/Raygun Gothic | A raw, broken world full of predators, trauma, and psychological warfare. | Retro-Futuristic Fantasy | Road Trip Travel Narrative | Satyr | Shifters | Slice Of Life | Slipstream | Soap Opera | Space Fantasy | Space Opera | Space Travel | Speculative Science Fiction | SteamPunk | SuperVillain PoV | Survivalism | Sword & Planet | Sword & Sandal | Sword & Sorcery | Techno Mages | Technological Overreach | Third-person limited | Time Travel | Transhumanist Literature | Transman Main Character | A trio fractured god-tier war criminals who bicker like divorced mafia families while ruling a dead world with iron magic and necromancy. | UnSeelie Court | Urban Fantasy | Villain Main Characters | Vignette | Wasteland Survival | Weird Fiction | Weird West | Why Choose - Poly Romance | Zombie Apocalypse | And probably more.
I don't exactly stick to one genre and I'm constantly experimenting with new genres and new writing styles. If you don't know the meanings of any of those genres, Google can help you, I should probably make a page defining each, I might do that in the future. 🦄🌸 - -not all genres appear in every story. 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆.
🌸🦄🌸LITERARY FICTION WARNING: This entire series is Character Driven Slice of Life Vignette Literary Fiction, regardless of what genre each individual story within it may be; meaning there's a lot of dialogue, a lot of talking, a lot of thinking, a lot of monologue, a lot of characters having existential crisis, and a lot of emotional introspective, but not much action or plot going on in this heavily character driven series, that focuses largely on three non-Human bumbling wizard super villains and their often ridiculous attempts to take over Humanity.
Each story is a narrow focused look at a single event (often a single day or usually just a single sliver of a single hour) in Quaraun's life.
This content warning has been added because for some reason, more than 1,000 readers have contacted me to suggest I add it because they said they would have bought nothing in the series had they known ahead of time this was LITERARY Fantasy and not generic Fantasy.
*shrug*
I don't see the need for this content warning, but, whatever. Here it is.
Character driven fiction is highly uncommon in the fiction world, readers who are used to reading fast paced, plot driven stories WILL find their panties in a twist, if they never encountered slow moving, plotless fiction before.
This is Character driven Slice of Life fiction and does not follow the Western publishing norms of either plots or 3 act structures (beginning/middle/end).
I use the Japanese 4 act structure (aka kishōtenketsu - Introduction/Development/Twist/Conclusion), which does not start at the beginning and is left open ended without clear resolutions.
It's kind of a sometimes Cozy, sometimes semi-Erotic, sometimes borderline spatter punk gorn, usually deranged bickering lover's spat Fae-punk horror series about Quaraun, a fragile, volatile autistic necromancer, and his hypersexual undead pastry chef lover surviving a frozen post-apocalypse. An autistic necromancer battles inner chaos, eldritch threats, and love in this tender, darkly whimsical cozy fantasy on an ice age planet. A genderfluid Moon Elf necromancer and his undead Fae lover navigate grief, magic, and quiet apocalypse in a queer gothic fantasy world ruled by Fae. It's weird. Venomous jellyfish hair. Gingerbread swords. Sweet cuddles jutixpointed against fire, blood, magic, and venom. Undead lobsters. Undead moose. Psychotic evil Elves. Welcome to the gentle madness of Quaraun’s eldritch, sensory-heavy, character-driven, neurotic, dysfunctional, intimate, sugar-dusted Fae-punk world. A soft-spoken necromancer drifts through frozen forests, haunted kitchens, and forgotten spells in a quiet saga of grief, love, and magic. After the fall of the Human world, a fragile Elven mage clings to love and ritual in a world of snow, silence, undead moose, and pink silk curses. Fae-punk, cozy horror, autistic protagonist, queer necromancer, UnSeelie Court—Quaraun's magical survival story unfolds in icy solitude. Fucked-up sensuality with claws, in a world where roses bite and dust bunnies kill, Quaraun—the broken Elfin necromancer—shelters with his ghostly Fae lover and sentient kitchen. But raw, damaged, obsessed, unstable beings in a hostile world where civilization has been erased, not rebuilding. BoomFuzzy who kills over a miscooked mushroom and Quaraun who rants for 2 pages about the word 'insane' and why he isn't. All are domestic, darkly romantic, usually set in the lighthouse or food truck, from Quaraun’s POV. Quaraun is neurotic, obsessive, and overwhelmed. BoomFuzzy is lewd, sharp, dangerously charming 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇. ་༘࿐˙⋆ . 🌸🦄🌸
This page, including all art, photos, and text was written & created by Wendy Christine Allen of 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine. All Rights Reserved.