Transman Quaraun (The Pink Necromancer) and his husband King Gwallmaic (aka BoomFuzzy the Unicorn) King of The UnSeelie Court. Main characters of The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer series.
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Happy 2026!
It is our 30th anniversary here at Space Dock 13!
On the web since 1996!
You have encountered an extremely old website that continues to exist in old web ways, the same way it has done for now three decades.
In spite of being now 30 years old this year, started in 1996, it is still heavily active and old pages updated daily, new pages added daily, still now in 2026. All hand written, all hand coded (no AI), all by me, same as it ever was.
We Still Exist: The Old Web Did Not Go Away, You Just Forgot How To Find Us
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Having started out in life as a GeoCities site, this site contains glitter, bright colours, blinkies, moving gifs, and other things the old web was known for. |
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| The Park Bench Method of Writing Rapid Release Fiction without Burning Out, by Wendy Christine Allen |
Good Writers Stay Broke Because They Ignore the Simple Truths
Let’s cut through the fairy dust and ego-stroking bullshit.
You can write. You know you can write. You’ve got the raw goddamned skill. You’ve got readers who cry over your chapters. You’ve got messages in your inbox that say "your story changed my life." You’ve got notebooks full of brilliance and dialogue that sings like thunder and trauma wounds stitched into metaphors with diamond thread.
And yet—your bank account looks like it belongs to a depressed sock puppet.
Why?
Because you’re not writing the part that gets paid.
The Talent Myth Is Keeping You Poor
You think talent is enough. It ain’t. Talent is expected. Talent is baseline. Talent is what gets your foot in the door, but it sure as hell won’t pay your rent unless you’ve got the guts to learn the rest of the game.
Stop hiding behind talent like it’s a shield from reality. “I’m a real artist, I don’t write for money.” Okay, sure. Keep that energy when you’re rationing your last bag of rice while some TikTok tarot girl with a half-baked werewolf erotica novella is cashing five-figure Amazon payouts. You’re not poor because you ain’t good. You’re poor because you ain’t strategic.
And here’s the real kicker: you’re not broke because you’re undesirable. You’re broke because you’re selfish.
Yeah, I said it.
You Write for Yourself—and That’s the Problem
You’re writing what you want to write.
You’re chasing your own obsessions, your own aesthetics, your own poetic indulgences.
You’re sitting on your bench, watching birds, describing dew on spiderwebs like it’s the second coming of Tolkien, but you never once stopped to ask: does anyone want to read this?
Writing is art, yes. But publishing? Publishing is sales.
And if you want to make money, you’d better learn to treat your work like a business. And what does business do?
Business solves problems.
Readers don’t pay you to wax poetic.
They pay you to give them what they came for.
Escape. Catharsis. A damn good time.
Romance readers want their slow burn.
Thriller readers want to feel like someone’s gonna die on the next page.
Fantasy readers want to be swallowed whole by another world.
Dark fiction readers want blood and beauty and a villain to love.
Slice-of-life readers? They want raw. Real. Honest. They want to feel seen.
So why the hell are you writing like no one else is going to read it?
Good Writing That No One Reads Is Just a Hobby
You can sit there and bleed into your notebook until you rot, but if it stays on your hard drive or hidden behind your insecurity, that ain’t a career. That’s a diary.
Real writers publish.
And real authors don’t just publish—they do the research. They pay attention to what’s trending, what readers are raving about, what tropes are hot, what titles are clicking. They read their own genre. They stalk the charts. They listen more than they speak.
They treat their readers like humans—not just a faceless audience, but a community of souls looking for connection, comfort, escape, healing, a little fun, a little filth, a little hope.
You are not selling out by giving them what they came for.
You are finally showing up and respecting your craft like it’s worth paying for.
Write First. Edit Later. Sell Smarter.
You don’t need a fancy degree.
You don’t need a seven-act structure or some university-vetted plot template with colour-coded index cards.
You don’t need to write like Neil Gaiman or Stephen King or whoever the latest golden god of Twitter is.
You need to write with honesty, edit with intent, and publish with a fucking plan.
Ask yourself:
Then go write that part. Not once. Not twice. Relentlessly.
Stop Pretending You’re Powerless
I see writers acting like the algorithm is out to get them.
Like Amazon has a vendetta.
Like readers are just too stupid to “get” their art.
No, honey. Readers get it. They just didn’t want it.
If your stuff ain’t selling, stop blaming the market. The market ain’t your enemy. The market is data. The market is the world's biggest mirror. And if the reflection hurts, maybe it's time you stop flinching and start fixing.
Because you’re not powerless. You’re just stubborn.
You think success should come to you. That your genius should be enough. That your stories should sell because they’re important to you.
But readers don’t care what’s important to you. They care what hits them in the gut. You wanna sell? Hit them in the gut.
Write the scenes that make them cry.
Write the trauma they lived through.
Write the escape they crave, the smut they fantasize about, the monsters they fear, the kisses they wish they could have.
You Already Have Everything You Need
If you can write, you can earn.
If you can finish a book, you can sell a book.
If you can move someone with your words, you can build a career.
But only if you stop writing like nobody’s watching.
Only if you stop hiding behind talent and start writing with purpose.
You already have the stories.
Now write the part that gets paid.
| ©2025 Wendy Christine Allen | All Rights Reserved |
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