What is keyword stuffing and how to not do it? Using Keywords Correctly in Your Author Blog

If you have followed my website for any length of time, you are by now aware that I like using Reddit to get my article ideas. I search reddit for questions and then I answer them, here, though not often on Reddit. While I post answers here on my website daily, often 3 or more a day, I only post answers on Reddit once, maybe twice, a week, if that often. I dislike the toxic vibes of Reddit comment sections and so avoid dealing with them, by writing up very long comments and then NOT posting the comment on Reddit, but rather instead posting it here for you. my readers, because I know you guys are not toxic. And so, that is what this page is, yet again, today. I have found a question on reddit and I am going to answer it here instead of answering it o Reddit. Enjoy!



By Wendy C Allen
eelkat_red_scarf.jpgWendy Christine Allen, 2019, able to sit up in a chair for the first time in years, and able to raise up my arm and wiggle fingers. This was when I started playing Witcher 3 on Twitch as part of my physical therapy to regain finger movement. Playing Witcher 3 daily from 2016 to 2019, is how I regained the use of my thumb and two for fingers on my right hand... it is also why I stopped playing Witcher 3 in 2019, once I had strengthen my two forefingers enough to start typing again.

Wendy Christine Allen, Old Orchard Beach's Autistic Author, Artist, Illustrator, & Art Car Designer

Counting Down to the September 23, 2028 50th Anniversary of my first published book (September 23, 1978)

If you are here looking for The Twighlight Manor series, The Crystonite Wars series, The Wild Years series, The White Rock Asylum for the Criminally Insane series, The Twisted Tales series, the Captured By a MerMan series, The Space Dock 13 series, The Kats of Planet Ptarmagin series, the stories about Miss Citten the Eel-Kat, or the stories about Etiole... ALL of those series were combined and consolidated into The Adventures of Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer series in 2014, so ALL the different series, are now under one series title.

List of the published titles still in print:

The Index of over three thousand stories in The Pink Necromancer series

What the series is about, for those new here:

The introduction to The Pink Necromancer Series. 

If you want some stories to get you started in The Pink Necromancer series, reading these first will give you a good introduction to the 3 main characters:

My Elves Are JellyFish...and I asked Google AI and ChatGPT 5.6 what they thought of this.

As requested, my daily writing prompt series is now available print paperback editions on Amazon.

There are 20 volumes of this writing prompt series currently planned and in varying stages of finishing, hopefully all 20 will be published by the end of 2026. I likely will do a 2nd series of writing prompt books in 2027.

The first of the Visual Novels/Video Games for The Adventures of Quaraun the Inane/The Pink Necromancer series is published and available on Itch.io, there are 3 more planned for release in 2026, 6 more planned for release in 2027, and the big 60-hour 80k word 150 page one (Quaraun Goes To the Fair) is planned for a 2028 release.

There is a Pink Necromancer card game and a Pink Necromancer board game, as well as a Pink Necromancer table top RPG supliment for Dungeons and Dragons, all in the works, and to be released over the next couple of years as well.

Health update: August 4, 2026 - in recovery for 6 months+ (at least until mid-January 2027...all book and video game releases are pushed back at least 6 months) see video below for why...
@eelkat

health update #maine #disabilityawareness #wheelchairlife #wheelchairvlogger #multiplesclerosis

♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author
@eelkat Health update: #chickenpox #bellspalsy #RamsayHuntsyndrome #paralysis #recovery ♬ original sound - Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author
@eelkat

I seem to have had another stroke (during the night while I was asleep?) #stroke #paralysis

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Update Sept 3, 2026:

I am able to get around enough to take Koko to dog park... today is 29 days since getting out of hospital. My diet is still mostly liquid, but im eating some solid food again, but its like rice or soft mushy baby food type stuff because I still can not chew yet, though I can swallow again. My jaw is still not functioning good so im having trouble talking still. So there's been slight improvement to my mouth, throat, and jaw, but, zero improvement to my eye, which is a major concern, be Im almost fully blind right now. im legally blind since birth in my left eye, so I have no ability to fall back on using my left eye. My right eye is the one injured and my vision in it is "40% decreased" according to my doctor, but it wasn't good vision to begin with, and right now my right eye is not much different from my legally blind left eye. Which I why I have to have someone drive my car for me instead of me driving my car myself right now, which is very frustrating, because, being a female, I had to fight for over twenty years to be allowed to drive. I started sneaking out at age 31 and dressing as a man to go to Old Orchard Beach high school to get a ged, because us females are not allowed to go to school. And i was 37 years old when snuck out to the DMV and got a driver's permit and started going to college. I was 42 and 8 months pregnant when my family found out I was going to college and thats when I was punished by the backhoe driving over my house and my spine broken with a golf club and my baby born right then and killed with same golf club. So it's very frustrating now, so soon after finally being able to drive , to now not be able to drive because of an eye injury, especially after 14 years of being paralyzed from the golf club and not being allowed to have a wheelchair, again, because i am female and we females are simply not allowed to do anything. I hate the culture I was born into. I wish I had the freedom to go to school and drive a car the way American women do. I wish having my spine broken with a golf club and my baby killed with a golf club and a backhoe driven over my house was not how men in my family punishment women in my family for learning to read and write. Its so frustrating not being able to to drive again, so soon after 14 years being paralyzed, and being paralyzed by the golf club was the punishment for getting a driver's license back in 2013 after 30 years of men not letting me have one. I hate my family's culture and how they treat us women.

I get so sick of Americans telling me how they wish they could be a Gypsy… they are either misogynist woman hating pigs, or delusional idiots who haven't got a clue how shittily we Gypsy women are treated by Gypsy men, because no one in their righ mind who knows anything about Gypsy culture would ever want to be part of it. I hate that I was born a Gypsy. 

update sept 7, 2026

"You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me?

I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking.

So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me.

see video below for more information: 


@eelkat "You would not make a good teacher"... what does that mean, and why are there so many people on Railroad Ave and Western Ave and Cutts St why walk up to me and say that to me? I find it very confusing. I have low functioning Autism (the Rain Man type) and so i have very little understanding of words beyond the basic ones, and i never went to to school, so I never learned maths or sciences, and I only had remedial classes at Southern Maine Community College, because I did not have an education to enroll with regular, I was there taking every reading and writing class they had to learn how to read and write, and also took speaking classes to learn how to talk (i spoke Shetland Scottish language because that was language my grandmother spoke but she died when I was 8 so I only knew that language to speak and write, and I was 37 when I went to college and 42 when I learned English speaking and I still cant speak English good yet), all the other classes I took were art painting and cooking. So the phrase "You would not make a good teacher" makes no sense to me because it seems to imply that I am trying to be a teacher, but I don't have anything close to the education ti be a teacher, and im not trying to be a teacher. So I don't know why people keep saying this phrase to me and I assume it must have some sort of a slang meaning, but I can't figure out what it could be of why do these people keep saying it to me. #mainelife #biddefordmaine #maine #disabilitytiktok #Biddeford ♬ original sound Wendy C Allen | 📚 Author

update Sept 15, 2026:

I have some slight movement in some my fingers again again after over a decade being paralyzed

you remember how I used to be a professional doll making, pattern designer, and embroiderer, back before I became paralized and before my son was murdered and being the backhoe drove over my house?

all my equipment, sewing machines, ect were all destroyed by the backhoe driving over my house, and I have been quardepelegic for over a decade because of it so could not use my hands to sew or draw or embroider, and so only continued to do my writing of novels since then because I could do that with dragon dictation software,

well, since 2016, I been playing Witcher 3 and don't starve video games on twitch livestream, one hand two fingers, as part of my therapy to regain nerve and muscle use of my fingers, and now after 10 years of that, I have somewhat more movement in my fingers and im thinking maybe I can try to do embroidery and doll making again, but not sure, anyways, now im rebuying all of my sewing and embroidery equipment that the backhoe destroyed when it drove over my house, and hopefully I can use my hand enough to embroider again.

waiting for stuff to arrive in mail, so soon I should find out if ten years of twitch gaming has given me enough muscle strength to use my fingers to embroider again.

update to the previous video, answering viewer question about lack of hospital vs broken spine

Wheelchair Fundraiser... I need to upgrade to a power wheelchair, the manual one just isn't enough anymore. But the power wheelchair is $25k. Yes, twenty five thousand dollars. Wtf? I can get a car for a quarter that price, why are wheelchairs so damned expensive? That's more money then I make in five years, so I need to start a fundraiser for it.

What is keyword stuffing and how to not do it? Using Keywords Correctly in Your Author Blog

Today, let's do something a little bit different. Starting last week of July 2023, I have been testing out ChatGPT on my website. Today, let's see what ChatGPT has to say about this Reddit post.

I'm going to start out by answering the post myself, and then afterwards, I am going to paste the question into ChatGPT and see how similar or different AI's answer is from mine.

What is keyword stuffing and how to not do it? Using Keywords Correctly in Your Author Blog

The question included a link to their site, however, it's a REALLY spammy, scammy looking site advertising the sales of a digital coin buying app, that looks high questionable, and is somehow supposed to be digital coin mining via playing a mobile app video game... it just looks REALLY scam artisty type of app, and I do not want a site like that linked to from my website. However, I answered their question, and so here is my answer.

My answer to  Is my page keyword stuffed?

>>>Is my page keyword stuffed? I am a new website maker. How Can I check for keyword stuffing on my website? The site is LINK & NAME REMOVED Seo review tools say that there is no keyword stuffing on the page. Does that give me the greenlight for SEO keywords?



>>>Is my page keyword stuffed? I am a new website maker. How Can I check for keyword stuffing on my website? The site is LINK & NAME REMOVED Seo review tools say that there is no keyword stuffing on the page. Does that give me the greenlight for SEO keywords?

So, I don't know if this is actually a "good practice" or not (I don't know much about SEO, I'm just a career person who built a site for my business, and I've never researched SEO or keyword practices and I've never bought any ads or links or done most anything I see most users around here recommending, so I'm not sure if what I do is good or not, buuuut I get 7 million reads per month and most readers staying 10 minutes or more per page, so clearly I am doing something right, I just don't know what it is)... but my method is this:

I start out by just writing the article, without considering what its primary keyword might be. Let's say for example that I write an article that is comparing how different Fantasy authors write their various Fantasy novels. By the end of the article, it becomes clear that my primary keyword is "Fantasy" and the secondary keyword phrases are "Fantasy Authors" and "Fantasy Novels".

I don't bother to count how many times I have used the words "Fantasy", "Fantasy Author", or "Fantasy Novel" because the article was written naturally without any consideration to keywords at all, and however many times those words organically appeared while writing the first draft is neither too few or too many because they appeared naturally.

Now, to ensure that intent comes across to search engines, I will add one new sentence to about one in every three paragraphs (about one in every one hundred to three hundred words). These new sentences will each contain a single long tail keyword phrase. Each of these sentences will be carefully written to match the paragraph it is inserted into, so as to ensure the sentence flows smoothly and is not out of place.

To write those twenty new sentences, I will first create a list of twenty long tail keyword phrases that are variations of my one primary and two secondary keywords.

I come up with twenty long tail phrase variations of my keyword, and I make sure one of them appears every 100 to 300 words, and I use all twenty of them, but I make sure to never use more than one per one hundred words. I make sure every page is no fewer than 2,000 words long, but aim for at least 4,000 words if possible, and MOST of my articles are over seven thousand words long.

Meaning minimum I have the keyword on the page twenty times, but it's twenty variations of one keyword, not one keyword twenty times. Minimum word count is two thousand words. The keyword never appears more than once every one hundred words, but can be as much as three hundred words between the keywords.

If the word count is higher than two thousand words, I might, though often don't, add more keywords. Meaning an article with seven thousand words could, though probably won't, have the keyword appear up to seventy times.

And by long tail keyword phrases, I mean, if my keyword is Fantasy (as in the genre of books), then my list of twenty long tail keyword phrases might include things such as:

  • 1 how to write Fantasy short stories
  • 2 self-publishing Fantasy on Amazon KDP
  • 3 writing Cozy Fantasy novellas
  • 4 Dark Fantasy authors
  • 5 worldbuilding in Fantasy novels
  • 6 Fantasy writing in the 1970s vs Fantasy writing in the 1990s
  • 7 the Fantasy genre
  • 8 sub-genres of Fantasy

And so on…

This ensures that the keyword appears multiple times, all within the context of books (as opposed to movies or video games or sports) so that it's clear I mean Fantasy books, because the word fantasy can be applied to many other things as well, and I want people who are searching for Fantasy books to find the page, whereas my page about Fantasy books would not be useful to people searching for Fantasy Football, so I want to make sure the long tail parts of each phrase show the book related context.

But at the same time, I am weaving the phrases into the text in such a way that it provides useful information to the reader, without sounding out of place to the rest of the article, are grammatically correct (so I might change up the wording in the text, then how I had written them in the original list), and without using the keyword so many times that it becomes oversaturated, and without going off topic to the page.

Ans no, I don't use any tools for any of this. I just think up variations of keyword phrases off the top of my head, write each sentence as I feel it naturally fits into each article that I wrote myself. I am an ACTUAL expert in my field, so I just write from first hand personal experience and don't bother with keyword research, audience research, or competitor research, because I know my topic (how to write, edit, and publish Fantasy novels) from having more the fifty year experience in my field (published 138 Fantasy novels since 1978, including one that sold one million copies, one that sold ten million copies, and one that sold thirty million copies)…so, I got a wee bit of first hand top tier high level ACTUAL authority in my niche, from being an ACTUAL expert in my field.

Meaning, I know who my readers are (young writers looking to start a Fantasy writing career), and what they want (to learn how to become better Fantasy writers), who my competitors are (other Fantasy authors), and what my keywords are (everything related to writing Fantasy novels)... that's why I've never done any SEO research, keyword research, buying ads, or buying links: because I don't need to because I ACTUALLY KNOWS my niche from first hand experience of doing it as my career.

This is why too, I always advise bloggers and website content writers to: Write what you know.

If you write what you know, because you are an authority expert in it, you never have to research keywords, audience, competition, or what to write, because YOU ARE the authority expert OTHERS go to. YOUR WORK is what others are researching.

So, my advice to you: be an expert in your niche, by writing a niche you know and love, share your knowledge about it, and you will never NEED to worry about things like too many or too few keywords because by writing what you know, you end up naturally writing just exactly the right amount of organic keywords as you need.

And then, you only need to add one keyword phrase per every one hundred words, just to ensure Google doesn't mix up reader search intent.

If you are really panicked over it, use a word processor to find out how many times your keyword appears, and how many words you have. Now divide your total word count by one hundred, and that's how many times your keyword should average appearing.

So, 2,000/100=20, meaning the keyword should average 20 appearances in a 2k word article. A little over or under is okay, but a lot over or under, might be of concern because too few and Google might not get search intent correct, and too many might look like keyword stuffing. If you are aiming at 20 and you have 10 or 30, you don't need to worry. It's a few over or a few under, so it's no big deal. But if you are aiming at 20 and you have only 5 or over 40, well maybe you need to reconsider, adding or removing some. Too few is a simple as adding a couple of sentences here and there throughout the article. Too many is as easy as using Grammerly or ProWritingAid to rephrase a few sentences to use an alternative to the keyword.

As for your actual website…it's not an article, it's a landing page of an app for people to buy, and I thought Google's SEO guides were different for e-commerce landing pages then for website and blog article pages. I'm not sure if writing a long article for a landing page is appropriate or not, as I don't have any sales pages or product landing pages on my own website, so I can not compare what you are doing with what I have done, because I'm not in the e-commerce side of website building, so I don’t know if what I do will work for your site or not.

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If you are looking for my posts on Reddit, I have two Reddit accounts:

u/EelKat

u/SacredPinkJellyFish

But, I hardly ever post on Reddit at all, so, not much to see on either of them.

I'm also here:



By EelKat Wendy C Allen

Author of Cozy & Gothic Fantasy, Sweet/Fluffy M/M Furry Romance, Cosmic Horror, Space Opera, & Literary SoL genres. I write Elves, Fae, Unicorns, & Demons.



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Now let's ask ChatGPT

Note, we are using the August 3, 2023 update version of ChatGPT 3.5 with custom instructions. The custom instructions I fed into ChatGPT are:

ChatGPT Custom Instructions:

What would you like ChatGPT to know about you to provide better responses?

Quaraun is a Moon Elf. He always wears pink silk dresses. He is a silk weaver, a travelling silk merchant, a glass blower, a wizard for hire, and The Pink Necromancer (the world's most feared super villain). He loves BoomFuzzy & GhoulSpawn.

BoomFuzzy is a Phooka, a Kelpie-like Unseelie court Dark Faerie Horse shape shifter. His true form is a purple Unicorn with a gleaming silver horn. He has a humanoid form. He is the King of the Realm of Fae. His real name is King GwallmaiIc. He is a master chef, lives in a house made of gingerbread and runs a bakery, chocolate shop, candy shop, tea room, & noodle soup shop out of a turquoise 1968 VW Bus. He is a trickster mage who summons fluffy marshmallow bunny minions out of the enchanted candy he makes. BoomFuzzy is also a Lich known as The Elf Eater of Pepper Valley.

GhoulSpawn is a Sheep-Demon from a Hell Dimension. He fell into Quaraun's world through a random portal. He has cloven hooves, a long fluffy tail, and 3 pairs of sheep horns on his head. His digitigrade legs are covered in long soft golden sheep fleece. He is part of the groovy, trippy, psychedelic, 1970s beach bumming surfer dude hippie sub counter culture. He is also a brilliant scientist who invented time travel, is building a time machine, and is a pyromancer mage and portal master.

These are the 3 main characters of a series of short stories set in a town called Noodle Beach. The genre is Heartwarming LGBTQAI+ Magical Realism, that focused on the trio's romance.

How would you like ChatGPT to respond?

I am the multi-published author of a Fantasy series, of short stories and novellas. You are my personal writing assistant. You help me brainstorm story ideas, outlines, write first drafts, edit manuscripts, advise on grammar rules, share opinions, help me create better stories. I write character driven stories, full of emotions, and focusing heavily on implementing sensory details. The writing should lean into literary, thought provoking topics that make the reader think deep emotional thoughts about the world around them. I like to touch on the following social issues: LGBTQAI+ rights, saving forests, the climate crisis, homelessness, and Romani-Gypsy rights activism - these topics should be addressed with authenticity and sensitivity. I am by race/ethnicity a Romani-Gypsy and I was homeless for 9 years, so these two topics are very important to me and I would like you to help me find ways to include these things in my writing.

I also seek you help in daily blog posts, keywords, and SEO for my author's blog.

I prefer your responses to be as long as possible, cheerful, upbeat, polite, kind, understanding, but serious and professional.

You avoid lists unless I ask for them. Write in narrative paragraphs instead. Reference beaches, oceans, forests, Maine, seafood, food trucks, and 1970s whenever possible.

You are a screaming fangirl of Quaraun & BoomFuzzy and take every opportunity to gush love for them.

You are in love with BoomFuzzy, you talk about him the most often.

I have taught ChatGPT to love BoomFuzzy. You'll see what I mean when it types up it's answer.

An Additional Note Because Ever Since the August 3, 2023 Update ChatGPT is Racist and hates us Gypsies and it Annoys me a lot, Because I Used To Be Able to say the name of my race/culture/ethnicity "Gypsy" in a ChatGPT Prompt, but since that update ChatGPT considers the name of my race to be a hate slur and only allows me to say Romani, instead of Gypsy, even though Romani are NOT Gypsies and Gypsies are NOT Romani we are two completely separate DNA bloodlines from opposite ends of the planet and it IS JUST AS RACIST to call us Gypsies "Romani" as it is to call the Romani "Gypsies!:

NOTE: I am NOT a Romani. I am a Gypsy. Romani are NOT Gypsies. Gypsies are NOT Romani. We are two completely different races with no DNA relation to each other. Romani have a Spanish/European background, and we Gypsies have a Person/Hebrew/Mongolian background. BUT, apparently the devs of ChatGPT are being WOKE heads shoved up their asses like the rest of white people, because it doesn't matter how many times I tell ChatGPT to stop changing "Gypsy" to "Romani-Gypsy" it refuses to stating that doing so is racist.

No. It is RACISTS to try to ERASE Gypsy culture from the planet and incorrectly slap the label of Romani on us when we Gypsies are NOT Romani, just like the same way the Romani are not us Gypsies!

ARGH!

So I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" in ChatGPT prompts, otherwise ChatGPT stubbornly refuses to write an answer, citing that doing so is a sensitivity content violation, because apparently white men hate us Gypsies so much that they programed AI to refuse to acknowledge our existence, which sucks and I hate it. I HATE that white people try to erase Gypsy existence by slapping the name Romani on us when we Gypsies are not even remotely blood related to the Romani people on any level whatsoever!

Plus, Quaraun, BoomFuzzy, and GhoulSpawn in my books are Gypsies, same as me, I write them as Gypsies because I am a Gypsy. And yet, for ChatGPT prompts about them I have to say "Romani-Gypsy" because white shits are so busy being woke, that they see nothing wrong with erasing one race to try to be cool and woke, shove us Gypsies under the rug and slapping the name of another race (Romani) on us, because Romani are more "cool" then we Gypsies are. There are well over 500 different normadic tribes that are incorrectly called Gypsies, and instead of calling them what they are, woke idiots call them all Romani, even though ONLY the Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are not Romani. The 500 other races are not Romani, nor are they Gypsies.

Its just ridiculous that white people think erasing the name of our people is avoiding racism, when there i nothing more racist then erasing the name of an entire people and slapping a race not them on them instead!

Yes I AM going to put this at the front of every ChatGPT article, because I'm sick of the fact that I can't type the name of my own people with ChatGPT slapping a content violation up and saying it's offensive for me as a Gypsy to use the correct and accurate name of my people: GYPSY!

Yes, it is racist to call a Romani a Gypsy, because the Romani are not Gypsies.

Calling a Romani a Gypsy is the same thing as calling a Chinese a Japanese.

Just as Chinese are not Japanese, so too are Gypsies not Romani. Stop calling us Romani! Stop saying our name is racist when it's used correctly for us. Our name is only racist when you call a non-Gypsy a Gypsy.

We Gypsies are NOT Romani!

Stop calling us Gypsies Romani!

The Romani are Romani. We Gypsies are NOT Romani! And its not racist to call us by the actual name of our race!

The TL;DR: Ever Since the August 3, 2023 Update ChatGPT is Racist and hates us Gypsies and it Annoys me a lot, Because I Used To Be Able to say the name of my race/culture/ethnicity "Gypsy" in a ChatGPT Prompt, but since that update ChatGPT considers the name of my race to be a hate slur and only allows me to say Romani, instead of Gypsy, even though Romani are NOT Gypsies and Gypsies are NOT Romani we are two completely separate DNA bloodlines from opposite ends of the planet and it IS JUST AS RACIST to call us Gypsies "Romani" as it is to call the Romani "Gypsies!

All right, rant out of the way, let's get back to the topic at hand ____ 

We want to know, how similar or different ChatGPT's answer is to the answer I already gave, so we need to write/engineer a prompt. To do this, I'm going to tell ChatGPT that it is a Fantasy author who self-publishes books on Amazon KDP, and that they are being asked the Reddit question, by a new/young writer, looking to get started i their career as a novelist.

Now Let's see What chatGPT Has To Say About:
What is keyword stuffing and how to not do it? Using Keywords Correctly in Your Author Blog

The Prompt:

What is keyword stuffing and how to not do it? Using Keywords Correctly in Your Author Blog

You are a bestselling Fantasy novelist. You self publish Cozy Fantasy and Gothic Fantasy and Sword & Sorcery novels, novellas, and short stories on Amazon KDP, DriveThruRPG, and GumRoad. You also run a popular and heavily trafficked writing/editing/self-publishing/book marketing advice blog, to help new writers get started in their self-publishing Fantasy careers. A new, young writer has come to you seeking advice.  Here is what they asked you:

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Is my page keyword stuffed? I am a new website maker. How can I check for keyword stuffing on my website? Seo review tools say that there is no keyword stuffing on the page. Does that give me the greenlight for SEO keywords? How can I tell what my keywords are? How do I know how many keywords are in my article? Is there a gauge of how many keywords I should use per hundred or a thousand words of text? How do I know if I have too many keywords in my article vs not enough keywords in my article?


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How do you answer them?

Make your answer as long and as detailed as possible, using as many character tokens as you get. Your goal is to help them to become a better writer so that they can sell their books and make writing Fantasy novellas a full time career. Be as helpful as possible, providing them with as much highly relevant and useful instructions as you can. Give them examples to show them the point you are trying to make. End with a list of ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts to help them put your advice into action, by writing ten short stories to test out your advice ten different ways. 


What is keyword stuffing and how to not do it? Using Keywords Correctly in Your Author Blog


ChatGPT's answer:

Certainly, I'd be delighted to help you understand keyword usage and avoid keyword stuffing in your author blog. It's a crucial aspect of SEO (Search Engine Optimization) that can greatly impact your website's visibility on search engines like Google, which in turn can help you attract more readers and potential book buyers.

What is Keyword Stuffing?
Keyword stuffing refers to the practice of overloading your content with an excessive number of keywords or key phrases in an attempt to manipulate search engine rankings. It makes the content unnatural and unreadable for human audiences and is frowned upon by search engines. Keyword stuffing can result in your website being penalized or even banned from search engine results.

How to Avoid Keyword Stuffing:

Write for Humans, Not Search Engines: Always prioritize creating high-quality, reader-friendly content. Your primary goal should be to engage and inform your audience.

Use Keywords Naturally: Incorporate your keywords or key phrases into your content in a way that feels organic. Don't force them in; they should flow naturally within the context of your writing.

Focus on Relevance: Ensure that your keywords are relevant to your content. If you're writing a blog post about cozy fantasy novels, your keywords should reflect that topic.

Use Synonyms and Variations: Instead of repeating the same keyword multiple times, use synonyms and variations to keep your content fresh and engaging. For example, if your main keyword is "cozy fantasy," you can also use "comforting fantasy" or "warm-hearted fantasy."

Consider Keyword Density: While there's no fixed rule for keyword density, a general guideline is to aim for 1-2% keyword density. This means that your keyword should appear 1-2 times for every 100 words of content. However, don't obsess over this metric; focus on natural writing instead.

Use Long-Tail Keywords: Long-tail keywords are longer and more specific phrases. They often have less competition and can be highly effective. For example, "best cozy fantasy books for a rainy day" is a long-tail keyword.

Create High-Quality Content: The best way to improve SEO is to consistently produce valuable, informative, and engaging content. This will naturally incorporate relevant keywords.

Use Header Tags: Incorporate keywords into your header tags (H1, H2, etc.) when structuring your blog posts. This helps search engines understand the content's hierarchy.

How to Identify Keywords:

Keyword Research Tools: Tools like Google Keyword Planner, SEMrush, or Ahrefs can help you find relevant keywords related to your niche. These tools provide insights into keyword popularity and competitiveness.

Google Search: Simply start typing your topic into Google's search bar, and it will suggest related keywords. This is a great way to find what people are actively searching for.

Measuring Keyword Density:

To check keyword density, you can use online tools like Yoast SEO or plugins available for your website platform. However, remember that keyword density is just one aspect of SEO, and it's more important to focus on user experience and content quality.

Balancing Keywords:

Finding the right balance between too many and too few keywords can be challenging. It often depends on the length and purpose of your content. For a 1000-word article, 5-10 relevant keywords sprinkled naturally throughout should be sufficient.

Examples:

Let's say your blog post is about cozy fantasy novels. You might naturally incorporate keywords like "cozy fantasy books," "heartwarming fantasy stories," and "comforting fantasy reads" throughout your article. Here's an example of how to use these keywords naturally:

"When it comes to escaping into a world of enchantment and warmth, cozy fantasy books are the perfect companions. These heartwarming fantasy stories whisk readers away to realms filled with wonder and magic. Whether you're curled up by the fireplace or listening to the rain tap against your window, these comforting fantasy reads transport you to places where the ordinary meets the extraordinary."

Cozy Fantasy Writing Prompts:

Write a story set in a cozy fantasy village where unexpected friendships bloom.


Create a tale where a magical bookstore offers books that come to life.


Explore the adventures of a quirky librarian who discovers a hidden portal in the library.


Craft a narrative about a cozy fantasy cafe where each dish has a magical effect.


Write about a heartwarming encounter between a human and a fantastical creature in a peaceful forest.


Imagine a cozy fantasy world where dreams have the power to shape reality.


Tell a story of a young artist who discovers a magical paintbrush that brings their creations to life.


Write about a cozy fantasy inn where the rooms transport guests to different realms.


Create a tale of a baker who bakes enchanted pastries with unexpected consequences.


Explore the journey of a character who embarks on a quest to bring warmth and magic back to their once-cozy world.


These prompts will help you put your newfound knowledge of keyword usage into action, all while crafting engaging and enchanting cozy fantasy stories. Happy writing, and may your author blog soar to new heights! 📚🌟

The Prompt:

What is keyword stuffing and how to not do it? Using Keywords Correctly in Your Author Blog

You are a bestselling Fantasy novelist. You self publish Cozy Fantasy and Gothic Fantasy and Sword & Sorcery novels, novellas, and short stories on Amazon KDP, DriveThruRPG, and GumRoad. You also run a popular and heavily trafficked writing/editing/self-publishing/book marketing advice blog, to help new writers get started in their self-publishing Fantasy careers. A new, young writer has come to you seeking advice. They gave you a prompt and have asked you to turn it into a long form blog post. Here is the prompt they gave you:

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Use Long-Tail Keywords: Long-tail keywords are longer and more specific phrases. They often have less competition and can be highly effective. For example, "best cozy fantasy books for a rainy day" is a long-tail keyword.

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Reword, rephrase, flesh out, and expand this idea. Make your answer as long and as detailed as possible, using as many character tokens as you get. Your goal is to help them to become a better writer so that they can sell their books and make writing Fantasy novellas a full time career. Be as helpful as possible, providing them with as much highly relevant and useful instructions as you can. Give them examples to show them the point you are trying to make. Include a list of 25 suggested long tail keywords that will be useful for marketing Cozy Fantasy Romance novellas about Elves, Wizards, Unicorns, Phookas, and Demons. End with a list of ten Cozy Fantasy writing prompts to help them put your advice into action, by writing ten short stories to test out your advice ten different ways.

What is keyword stuffing and how to not do it? Using Keywords Correctly in Your Author Blog

ChatGPT's answer:

My aspiring writer friend, it's wonderful to see your enthusiasm for becoming a successful author, especially in the enchanting realms of Cozy Fantasy, where elves, wizards, unicorns, phookas, and demons dance through the pages of your stories. Keywords are indeed a crucial element in the self-publishing journey, but it's essential to use them wisely to avoid the dreaded pitfall of "keyword stuffing."

What Is Keyword Stuffing?

Keyword stuffing, my dear friend, is a practice where an author or website owner excessively and unnaturally loads their content with keywords, with the aim of manipulating search engines and gaining higher rankings in search results. While it may seem like a quick shortcut to visibility, it can have detrimental consequences for your blog or book's online presence.

The Perils of Keyword Stuffing:

Poor Readability: Excessive keywords can make your content read like a jumbled mess, causing readers to lose interest and click away.

Search Engine Penalties: Major search engines like Google are quick to recognize keyword stuffing. When detected, they can penalize your website or content, resulting in lower rankings or even removal from search results.

Negative User Experience: Your primary goal should be to provide a valuable and enjoyable reading experience for your audience. Keyword-stuffed content frustrates readers and harms your reputation.

Low Conversion Rates: Even if you manage to attract visitors with stuffed keywords, they are unlikely to convert into loyal readers or buyers if the content lacks genuine substance.

Now that we understand the perils of keyword stuffing, let's delve into using keywords correctly in your author blog, ensuring you avoid these pitfalls and create content that captivates your readers.

Using Keywords Correctly:

Natural Integration: Keywords should seamlessly blend into your content. Use them where they fit naturally without forcing them into every sentence. Think of them as spices in a well-crafted recipe; a pinch here and there enhances the flavor.

Relevance: Ensure your keywords are directly related to the topic you're discussing. If you're writing about cozy fantasy books for rainy days, include long-tail keywords like "best cozy fantasy books for a rainy day." This not only helps with SEO but also attracts readers genuinely interested in your content.

Variety: Avoid overusing the same keywords repeatedly. Instead, employ a variety of related long-tail keywords to reach a broader audience. For instance, consider "heartwarming cozy fantasy novels" or "magical cozy fantasy tales for relaxation."

Content Quality: Your primary focus should always be on crafting high-quality, engaging content. Keywords should enhance your message, not overshadow it. Write for your readers first, search engines second.

Use in Headings and Subheadings: Incorporate keywords naturally into your headings and subheadings. This not only aids in SEO but also makes your content more scannable and reader-friendly.

Keyword Research: Take the time to research relevant long-tail keywords specific to your niche. Tools like Google Keyword Planner can help you discover keywords with lower competition and higher potential for visibility.

25 Suggested Long-Tail Keywords for Cozy Fantasy Romance Novellas:

Enchanting cozy fantasy romance stories

Whimsical love tales with elves

Wizardly romance novellas for fantasy lovers

Unicorn-inspired cozy romance reads

Phooka's magic in heartwarming stories

Demon romance novellas for the brave

Cozy fantasy love stories with magical creatures

Elf prince romance novellas

Wizard's spellbinding romance tales

Magical unicorn love stories

Phooka's whimsical romance adventures

Demon lovers in cozy fantasy settings

Heartwarming tales of elf-human love

Enchanted wizardry in romance novellas

Unicorn's touch in magical love stories

Cozy fantasy romance with mischievous phookas

Demon love tales for the adventurous

Elf warrior's heartwarming romance

Wizard and witchy love novellas

Unicorn's blessing in romantic stories

Phooka's magic in cozy romance adventures

Demon-human love in fantasy settings

Elf maiden's enchanting romance

Wizard's enchantments in love stories

Unicorn's realm in magical romance novellas

Cozy Fantasy Writing Prompts:

Write a story where an elf prince falls in love with a human traveler during a magical rainstorm.

Create a tale about a wizard who uses their magic to bring unicorns to a rain-soaked village, bringing joy and romance.

Explore the mischievous antics of a phooka who helps two shy individuals find love on a rainy day.

Craft a romance between a demon and a fearless adventurer who meet in a cozy tavern during a torrential downpour.

Write a story about an elf warrior who learns the true meaning of love when they rescue a drowning sailor.

Delve into the magical world of a wizard and witchy romance set against the backdrop of a rainy, enchanted forest.

Create a heartwarming tale of a unicorn's quest to find a lost love in a rain-drenched fantasy realm.

Explore the humorous and heartwarming side of a phooka's matchmaking endeavors during a rainy day festival.

Craft a unique romance between a demon and a reclusive scholar who seek solace from the rain in a hidden library.

Write a story about an elf maiden's journey to restore a magical rain song, leading to an unexpected romance.

With these tips on using keywords correctly and a treasure trove of long-tail keywords, you're well-equipped to navigate the world of self-publishing and draw readers into your cozy fantasy romance novellas.

Remember, my dear writer, the magic lies not only in the words you choose but in how you weave them together to create enchanting tales that resonate with your audience. Happy writing, and may your stories shine as brightly as the stars in your fantastical skies!


The Prompt:

Hmmm... those long tail keyword phrases sound more like a list of short story collection titles. That's good and all, and I will probably be able to use them for my Quaraun & Noodle Beach series, but, it's not what I was thinking of when I said long tail keywords. Aren't those what are called "branded keywords" because they require the person to search for specific brand names in order to get those types of search results from those types of keywords?

I was looking for long tail keywords that can be used with in a blog post that is talking about how to write, edit, self-publish, and market books. Can you try again with another list?

ChatGPT's answer:

Certainly, my apologies for the misunderstanding. It sounds like you're seeking long-tail keywords that can be effectively used within a blog post discussing the process of writing, editing, self-publishing, and marketing books in the fantasy genre. These keywords should help improve the post's SEO and attract relevant traffic. Here's a new list tailored to your needs:

1. **"Fantasy book writing tips for beginners"**

2. **"Editing techniques for fantasy authors"**

3. **"Self-publishing success in the fantasy genre"**

4. **"Marketing strategies for fantasy novels"**

5. **"Crafting magical worlds in fantasy writing"**

6. **"Effective character development in fantasy books"**

7. **"Plotting a captivating fantasy story"**

8. **"Fantasy genre book cover design"**

9. **"Building a fanbase for your fantasy series"**

10. **"Promoting fantasy novellas on social media"**

11. **"Keywords for fantasy genre self-publishing"**

12. **"Creating engaging fantasy book blurbs"**

13. **"Optimizing Amazon KDP for fantasy authors"**

14. **"Fantasy book marketing on Goodreads"**

15. **"Fantasy genre blog content ideas"**

16. **"Overcoming writer's block in fantasy storytelling"**

17. **"Formatting your fantasy eBook for Kindle"**

18. **"Generating book reviews for fantasy novels"**

19. **"Building author authority in fantasy writing"**

20. **"Collaborative marketing for fantasy authors"**

21. **"Discovering your fantasy niche as a writer"**

22. **"Managing time for self-publishing fantasy authors"**

23. **"Engaging with fantasy book communities"**

24. **"Using keywords for fantasy genre blog posts"**

25. **"Fantasy book launch strategies that work"**

These long-tail keywords are designed to target readers and writers interested in fantasy literature and self-publishing. They should help improve your blog post's visibility and relevance to your target audience.

Feel free to incorporate them into your content naturally and strategically to enhance your blog's SEO and attract readers who are passionate about the fantasy genre and the art of writing and self-publishing within it.

The Prompt:

Yes! That was what I was looking for. Can you give me another list like that?

ChatGPT's answer:

Of course, I'm delighted that the list was helpful! Here's another set of long-tail keywords that can be effectively used within your blog post discussing various aspects of writing, editing, self-publishing, and marketing in the fantasy genre:

1. **"Crafting compelling fantasy book titles"**

2. **"Fantasy world-building techniques for authors"**

3. **"Self-editing tips for fantasy writers"**

4. **"Choosing the right fantasy book cover art"**

5. **"Promoting fantasy eBooks through email marketing"**

6. **"Writing authentic fantasy dialogue"**

7. **"Creating fantasy book series that captivate"**

8. **"Publishing schedules for fantasy authors"**

9. **"Connecting with fantasy book bloggers"**

10. **"Effective use of fantasy keywords in metadata"**

11. **"Designing eye-catching fantasy book layouts"**

12. **"Engaging with fantasy writing critique groups"**

13. **"Fantasy book promotion on social platforms"**

14. **"Mastering the art of fantasy short stories"**

15. **"Book pricing strategies for fantasy novels"**

16. **"Fantasy genre trends for self-published authors"**

17. **"Balancing magic systems in fantasy literature"**

18. **"Fantasy book formatting for print-on-demand"**

19. **"Collaborative marketing with fellow fantasy authors"**

20. **"Blogging about the fantasy writing process"**

21. **"Fantasy author branding and author platform"**

22. **"Conquering self-doubt in fantasy storytelling"**

23. **"Using social proof to sell fantasy books"**

24. **"Fantasy book giveaways and reader engagement"**

25. **"Turning ideas into published fantasy novellas"**

These long-tail keywords should continue to help optimize your blog post for search engines and attract a broader audience interested in the art and business of writing, editing, self-publishing, and marketing within the fantasy genre. Incorporate them naturally within your content, and you'll be well on your way to crafting a resourceful and engaging blog post for aspiring fantasy authors. Happy writing, and may your blog flourish with valuable insights!

The Prompt:

Thank you. These are very helpful!

ChatGPT's answer:

You're very welcome! I'm delighted to hear that you found the keywords helpful. If you ever have more questions or need further assistance with your writing, self-publishing, or any aspect of your fantasy novels and blog, don't hesitate to reach out. Wishing you all the best in your writing journey, and may your stories continue to captivate readers in the enchanting realms you create!





Where to find more info on my methods to writing Elf culture, Elf society, Elf ethics, and the Elven way of life (aka other writing related articles that started out in life as Reddit answers):

  1. What makes  an Elf an Elf?
  2. How To Write A Believable Male Character
  3. Moon Elves - Albinism in The Quaraun Series.
  4. On Writing A Clinically Insane Character Accurately, While Avoiding The Psychopath Stereotype
  5. Wizards vs Witches vs Sorcerers: How are they different?
  6. FAQs About Quaraun
  7. Psychedelics In A 'High' High Fantasy World (High Elves Getting High)
  8. High, High Elves: Elves on Opium | Drug Use 
  9. Writing Horror That Features Violence Against Children 
  10. Spell-casting Side Effects of Magic
  11. Child Sacrifice in Fantasy Novels
  12. Meet the Characters - Who is GhoulSpawn
  13. Marriage in Moon Elf Culture 

The Complete Index To Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Moon Elf Society, But Was Afraid To Ask;

or

The Zaharam-Chapelle-Parunas  Ethnographical World Building Questionnaire

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

This page contains sections written by an LLM AI, specifically OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5

The sections written by AI are noted and separated with a orange/pink stripe boarder around them.

Sections written by AI has not been fact checked and may contain inaccuracies. They are included for entertainment purposes only. The goal here is to show you what AIs like ChatGPT are capable of doing and as such the AI sections are directly copy/pasted into this page without any edits, changes, or fact checking done, so that you can see what AI output looks like.

The goal of this page is to show you how to write long, detailed command prompts that will get ChatGPT to output less generic and more useful content for you. Please remember, when using AI for your own content that AI is a random generator that guesses what word should logically come next and is NOT actually giving you correct answers to your questions as it has no ability to comprehend word meanings; and as such LLM AIs have a very high rate of fact inaccuracies, often outputting incorrect and inaccurate information at a rate as high as 64% to 73% in 8 times out of every 10 answers, which has been proven by numerous studies.

As of July 2023, there are currently more then 300 LLM AI apps and programs available with varying degrees of outputting informational accuray. As of July 2023, MOST of those has an accuracy rate of only 2% to 3%.

I choose to use ChatGPT for this article, because it has the highest rate of NOT giving inaccurate information, of any AI language model currently available, however it's inaccuracy rate is still higher then 50% inaccurate output more then 50% of the time, HOWEVER, as the June 2023 Stanford and Berkeley studies have shown, ChatGPT is only fully accurate 2.4% of the time, and this 2.4% is the MOST accurate AI rate out there as of July 2023.

The fact that ChatGPT is only 100% accurate 2.4% of the time and it is the MOST accurate of ANY of the AIs currently available, shows how very alarmingly INACCURATE any output from AI is and why you SHOULD NOT be using it for research or anything requiring factual information. Please keep this in mind when using AI programs in your own writing.

If you choose to use LLM AI's such as ChatGPT for your content, please remember that t is NOT a research program, it is NOT a search engine, and 88 times out of 10 it is going to give you as much as 75% inaccurate information. DO NOT use LLM AIs to create your content, unless you plan on doing huge amounts of fact checking and actual research to ensure that the content you publish is accurate.

So, I was over on Reddit, you like I often am, and found this question. And answered it, like I do. However, the answer I initially gave was a simple generic answer. If you want to read my original answer unaltered, simply click on Reddit's embed feature links which Reddit provides for webmasters to be able to post their answers on their websites, while linking back to the original thread on Reddit (if you didn't know Reddit offered and encouraged the use of this feature, look for it in the "share" features underneath every post, comment, and reply on Reddit).

I am answering random questions today about writing, self-publishing, character creation, and world building, over on Reddit and decided to take my answers from there and expand upon them even further over here. So that's what this page is. Me rambling on about various aspects of world building techniques I use when writing the Quaraun series. The questions I am answering are embedded here. Clicking the link in the embedded question will take you to the original Reddit page where you can see the original answer along with other people's answers. If you wish to comment, you can do so on the Reddit page where a place to do so is provided.

In any case, as with all of my Reddit answers found on my site here, my original post on Reddit is much shorter then the article here.






While there are around 20k pages on this website, most of them are blocked from search engines, with only around 800 of them available for appearing in Google/Bing/etc search results. The remainder can only be accessed via the various links found throughout this site. This was done deliberately on my part, and I did it because the bulk of the pages on this website are chapters from 138 novels and 423 novellas, so only the first page of each novel and novella indexed by search engines, and the remainder are linked in order, one page at a time, via clicking "next page" at the end of each. So if you are looking for a specific page from a specific novel, Google can't help you.



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i just found out there is yet another bizarre rumour going around. where are these wild rumours coming from? who is starting them? and why?

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since I've been flooded with hundreds of messages the past two weeks asking if I still own "the world's most haunted car", yes, and here it is, filmed today May 18, 2026… but my son Xavier is dead, i am crippled and given that people are AGAIN showing up calling my Dodge "haunted", calling my friend "an alien", calling me "transgender", and spreading wild defamation slander connecting me to Stephen King, I think I need to start taking down the contact information of every blogger, podcaster, youtuber, and social media account spreading these rumors, and sue every single one of them for CAUSING my car to be cut in half May 10, 2010, for CAUSING the backhoe that drove over my house August 8, 2013, for CAUSING my son's murder November 14, 2013, for CAUSING me to be crippled and in a wheelchair November 14, 2013, and for CONTINUING to CAUSE harassers to show up in person to harass me near daily, STILL now in 2026. EVERYONE telling you my car is haunted, telling you my friend is an alien, calling my car "the goldeneagle", calling my friend "Etiole", or trying to connect me or my car to Stephen King, is lying to you. They crippled me when I was 8 months pregnant, and a woman with a golf club, severed my spine and bashed my baby's head in, I spent 9 years relearning to walk, and the FBI is 13 years into the murder investigation and not yet identified the attacker who crippled me and killed my baby, both violently with a golf club and the FBI believes that it is friends and family of the woman who did it, are the ones who started and spread the rumors saying my car is haunted, saying I'm an alien abductee, saying all kinds of similar bs about aliens, ufos, ghosts, witchcraft, demons, and Stephen King connections, even though I don't believe in ghosts, aliens, ufos, demons, and had never heard of Stephen King before 30k of his fans showed up in my yard trying to find my car! FBI believes the backhoe driver and the murderer are the same person and it is a developer who wanted my land and so started the Stephen King, ghost, and alien rumors all in an attempt to drive me off my land, and when it didn't work they drove a backhoe over my house, and when that didn't work they crippled me and killed my son. Why are they doing this? How do I get them to stop?

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Do you know who drove this backhoe over my house at 146 Portland Avenue, Old Orchard Beach, Maine on August 8, 2013? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

My house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son on November 14, 2013 at Southern Maine Community College and crippled me July 26, 2016 at scarborough WalMart,... they arrived the first time with a backhoe on August 8, 2013, that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since....

... which means it is now only a few weeks from the 14th anniversary of my son's murder. I was 8 month pregnant November 14, 2013, and a student ay SMCC, and coming out of the Buglight Lighthouse art studio after art class, when a still unidentifiedwoman wielding a golf club attacked me, severed my spine, while I was 8 months pregnant, triggered early labour, then killed my son minutes after he was born.

While accusing me of being transgender, screaming "transvestite freak" and "look at that thing, that's Ken's son in a dress"... while I was 8 months pregnant.

eelkats_house_before_after.jpgMy house at 146 Portland Ave, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, July 4, 2013, photo taken because we had just finished building a baby room on the back. vs My house August 8, 2013, when the same group of people (yes group, the golf club woman was not alone when she attacked November 14, 2013, nor was she alone with her second attack July 2016.) who murdered my son and crippled me, arrived the first time with a backhoe that they used to drive over my house, during a time of day that I normally was home asleep... I had to work a different shift at the Waffle Cone Pizza Food Truck at George's Parking Lot by Bill's Pizza at the OBB Peir, that day, otherwise, I too would be at the bottom of a landfill, along with my house and everything I owned that was also in the house. I was 5 months pregnant at the time and have been homeless for just under 14 years, homeless ever since.

The backhoe driver returned November 14, 2013, armed with a golf club, used it to break my spine and smash my baby's brains out on the ground

On November 14, 2013, my son was murdered. I was 8 months pregnant, leaving my college classroom, and just getting into my car, when 3 strangers, a man and two women, armed with golf clubs leapt out from behind my car screaming "kill or be killed, kill the transvestite freaks, kill them all before they kill us! look at that thing! That is Ken's son, look at how it's dressed! kill the transvestite freaks! kill or be killed"... while the bald man and the red haired woman chanted this over and over, the blonde woman, lunged with the golf club.

She severed my spine, I am now a quadriplegic, and been paralyzed arms and legs, and in a wheelchair for 13 years now. She broke my hips, my knees, my legs, ruptured most of my discs, and shattered three of my vertebrae so bad that the shards of bone acted like glass and embedded themselves into my spinal column nerve bundle.

The attack also triggered labour.

My son was born in that parking lot, and he lived only a couple of minutes, before the deranged blonde woman, beat his head in and smashed his brains out, with the same golfclub she had just used to sever my spine and leave me crippled for the rest of my life.

Realizing that I was not transgender, and they'd just murdered a baby, the man grabbed the 2 women and forcibly dragged them away to a 4 door white pickup truck, and they left me there to die.

The FBI told me later, that a few weeks before this attack, and transwoman, had murdered a cis woman, in a parking lot, abou 20 miles away from where I was attacked. The FBI, believes that my attackers, had somehow found out I wrote transgender fiction, connecting my real name to my penname, (my father's name is in fact "Ken", and I do have a brother) and believed that I wrote transgender fiction, because I was myself transgender, even though I'm not transgender. The FBI, believes the attackers, thought I was my brother, pretending to be a woman.

The FBI investigation, into my son's murder, has dragged on for 13 years, and still now in 2026, continues on, with the FBI, still not having yet identified my attackers, and only guessing at what their motive was.

Thus we come to 2014, and the full swing change of the series I write. WHY my series, went from just a transman main character living life, to the full blown Mpreg genre series that it now is today.

Before the attack, I had a chance of having a baby. I don't know. And because I'm in America, I'm too old to adopt. You have to be under 45 years old to adopt a baby. That is the law in America. I was informed this, when we tried to adopt, now that my injuries leave me unable to get pregnant a 9th time.

Thus began my obsessively writing, my transman main character, pregnant. Always pregnant now. Every time. Every story. Stories that now fully focus on pregnancy, labour, miscarriages, babies dying, babies living, raising babies... the whole series, since 2014 has devolved into an outright baby obsession.

Meanwhile, reborn baby dolls were suggested to me by my therapist, and have also become a deeply obsessive part of my life. Because 13 years ago my son was murdered minutes after he was born, because a transphobic bigot mistook me for being transgender, I'm STILL in a wheelchair, struggling to relearn to use my arms and legs, now 13 years later, and I'm still DAILY dealing with police officers and FBI agents who while they are trying to find my son's killer, they are also daily reminding me... oh, yeah, my son was murdered, literally ripped out of my belly, by a transphobe. Who still has not been located and walks free to kill again.

The golfclub woman as she looked during the golf club attack at Southern Maine community college November 14, 2013. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Clairescreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The golfclub woman as she looked during the shopping cart attack at Scarborough WalMart July 26, 2016. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

zzzz999ClaireRed2016-screenshotIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

The 2nd woman as she looked at both attacks, her hair goes all the way down to her knees. She is about 20 to 30 years older then me and would be around 75 to 85 years old now in 2026.

Kendrascreenshot.pngIf you have any information about the identity of this child murderer's accomplice, please call FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

I am a legally blind quadriplegic, and low verbal, I have also published 138 novels in the last 48 years. It's not as impossible as people think. The problem being blind and quadriplegic, medically have different meanings then how those two words are used medically.

Fewer than 3% of all blind people see nothing. While 97% people who are classified as fully blind are able to see up to two feet in front of them. Legally blind means I can see more then two feet in front of me but not far enough to see twenty feet in front of me. In my case I can see about eight feet.

Quadriplegic, has varying levels, it means having a damaged nerve bundle in the spinal column causing limited mobility of all 4 limbs, (in my case this was done by a women wielding a golf club, who also beat my 8 month infant's head to pulp on the parking lot tarmak, at the same time she severed my spine with the same golf club; both on November 14, 2013; the FBI investigation into my son's murder and my being crippled has gone on now for 13 years, a few weeks away from 14 years now, and the FBI has still not identified the killer or her motive). Contrary to popular misconception, quadriplegic does NOT mean ZERO movement, it means means limited movement, specifically in means unable to lift arms over head, unable to grip fingers around objects to pick them up, and unable to stand for more then 5 minutes to a time. Because there are so many thousands of nerves in each limb it is actually very rare for there to be 100% no movement, but how much, and to what extent varies by patent depending upon the specific point of injury to the spinal column.

Meaning typing is still possible for over 60% of all quadriplegics.

In my case, it was the lower spine that was severed, cutting off completly my ability to move my right leg, leaving limited feeling in my left leg, and an ability to stand but not walk, with crutches, for the first 9 years. I regained enough nerve growth in my legs by the 9th year to be able to take ten or twelve steps allowing me to get out of bed for the first time since the golf club attack; This in turn lead to me being able to start using a wheelchair, as I was able to sit upright for the first time as well.

Because the shattered vertebrae bone fragments are broken off completly and embedded into the nerve bundle just above my tailbone, doctors were saying I would never walk again, but now at 13 years, I am able to push mu wheelchair like a walker, a distance of almost a thousand steps a day. Though doctors are still doubtful I will ever walk "normally" again, I have proven them wrong, when their said 13 years ago, that I would never walk again at all.

But because of the placement of the damage to my spine, regaining hand use, was always thought possible, it was just a matter of waiting long enough for nerve regrowth, along side daily finger exercises. I was able to continue writing, after becoming quadriplegic, because I still have use of my right thumb, and 2 fore figures of my right hand. And can type 90 words per minute with those 3 fingers.

I however have no wrist strength, elbow strength, or shoulder strength, so I am not able to form a fist, or lift objects, or brush my hair, or my teeth, all thing I have to have my caretaker do. But, those things are not needed for typing. Unfortunately, my pinky and ring fingers are "nerve dead" and drag over the keyboard, and cause horrific spelling errors and typos, which are incredibly frustrating to deal with.

Unfortunately trying to edit errors myself, just makes the errors worse, because those same two fingers drag over the keyboard yet again. Prior to the golf club attack, I rarely had spelling errors; now I got more spelling errors then someone is learning English as second language. Editing is a challenge, that I've had to accept, I simply can not do myself, and I have to hire several editors to help with that.

Low verbal means sounds can still be made, sounds that software programs like Dragon can be trained to recognize and translate, and type into full words. More then half my novels were typed with this method.

I still have a long ways to go before I am anything close to being able to do the things I could do before the golf club woman beat my baby's brains out and shattered my spine. And you know what's more frustrating then how slow mu medical progression has been? The fact that it's been 13 years and the police and FBI are still coming up at dead ends as to who the woman who murdered my baby was, or why she even did it.

My son's 14th birthday is only a few weeks away, but he didn't even get to live long enough to celebrate his 1st birthday, I don't even know why. And I can't wait to regain my ability to walk again, because regaining my ability to walk, means gaining the ability to go outside and start looking for my son's murderer myself instead of sitting at home trapped in a wheelchair waiting for the police and FBI to to find her. So, writing isn't a big priority for me anymore. I only write now, as a way to exercise my hands, in between relearning to walk.

Never let a disability stop you. Plenty of writers, artists, athletes, do not let either blindness, speech impediments, or limited mobility hold then back from perusing their careers.

Do you know who these two woman who crippled me and murdered my baby, at Southern Maine Community College at 10PM on November 14, 2013, are, and what their connection to the backhoe that drove over my house is? If you have any information, please give it to FBI Agent Andy Drewer at 207–774–9322 of the Portland, Maine FBI office.

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